Chapter 1: Featured Egos
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Darkiplier: Genderfluid, He/They/She, MoronsexualBisexual
Wilford Warfstache: Bigender, She/He, Pansexual
Google Blue: Agender, He/Him, Biromantic, Asexual
Google Green: Agender, He/Him, Biromantic, Asexual
Google Yellow: Agender, He/Him, Biromantic, Asexual
Google Red: Agender, He/Him, Biromantic, Asexual
Bing: Agender, He/Him, Gay(likes guys)
Bim Trimmer: Cis male, He/Him, Bisexual
Ed Edgar: Cis male, He/Him, Straight
Silver Shepard: Trans man, He/Him, Pansexual, Aromantic
Dr. Edward Iplier: Cis male, He/Him, Bisexual
King of the Squirrels: Trans man, He/Him, Gay, Asexual
Eric Derekson: Demiboy, He/They, Asexual, Biromantic
Yandere: Trans female, She/Her, Pansexual
Host: Genderqueer, He/They, Asexual, Biromantic
Anchor Jim “AJ”: Cis male, He/Him, Questioning
Meteorologist Jim “MJ”: Cis male, He/Him, Questioning
Reporter Jim “RJ”: Cis male, He/Him, Questioning
Camera Jim “CJ”: Cis male, He/Him, Questioning
Markiplier Makes “Maker”: Polygender, He/They/She, Panromantic, Asexual
Goopiplier “Goop”: Nonbinary, They/Them, Pansexual
Maskiplier “Mask”: Nonbinary, They/Them, Asexual, Aromantic
King of Five Nights At Freddy’s “Mike”: Trans man, He/Him, Queer
The Drowned Man “Mann”: Cis male, He/Him, Heterosexual
Mark "Markiplier" Fischbach: Cis male, He/Him, Heterosexal
Chapter 2: Heights
Summary:
My headcanon heights for everybody :)
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Dark: 4’6”
Eric: 4’8”
Yandere: 4’9”
Maker: 4’11”
Mike: 5’0”
King, RJ, CJ: 5’2”
Bing: 5’3”
AJ, MJ: 5’7”
Bim, Mann: 5’9”
Mark, Ed: 5’10”
Silver: 5’11”
Wilford, Google(B, G, Y, R), Mask: 6’0”
Iplier: 6’2”
Goop: 6’5”
Host: 6’8”
Chapter 3: Jim Nicknames
Summary:
The Jims' nicknames for everybody else :)
Notes:
some of these are inside jokes with my friend Matt, but they still make sense even without context <3
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Dark: Edgy Jim
Mark: Creator Jim
Wilford: Pink Jim
Google Blue: Blue Jim
Google Green: Green Jim
Google Yellow: Yellow Jim
Google Red: Red Jim
Bing: Bro Jim
Bim: Boss Jim
Ed: Cowboy Jim
Silver: Hero Jim
Iplier: Dr. Jim
King: Sticky-Nut-Butter Jim
Eric: Baby Jim, Soft Jim
Yandere: Crazy Jim
Host: Blind Jim
Maker: Craft Jim
Goop: Glue Jim
Mask: Not Jim
Mike: Pizza Jim
Mann: Water Jim
Chapter 4: ___ days have passed since ___
Summary:
You know those "___ days habe passed since ___" things? Yeah, they have a bunch of these :)
Notes:
For this I'll put how many days since it's been since anybody's said them (meaning: the average amount of days that pass before someone says it)
Also, some of these are old memes and jokes. do i care? No.
Also i'll add context to the ones that i don't have fics planned for :)
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
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"0 days have passed since somebody has said "Heres the motherfucking tea"" Dark put this up after a situation between Wilford and Bim (fic planned)
"2 days have passed since somebody has said "vore"" Dark put this up after Goop said they would vore the slime one too many times.
"0 days have passed since somebody has said "Daddy"" once again, Dark put this up after Wilford and Goop referred to themselves(and in Wilford's case, Dark) as Daddy one too many times
"1 days have passed since somebody said "stop eating my ass"" tbh i don't remember my initial thoughts on this one, but i feel like Iplier would have put this up after somebody (probably Bing and the Jims) said it too much
"0 days have passed since somebody has referred to Dark as their parent (see: Dad, Mom, Parental Unit), etc.)" Dark put this up. i have a fic planned for this, but Maker and Goop started it.
"0 days have passed since somebody has said "choke me"" Maker said it one time as a joke and now nobody will stop saying it. Maker put up this one.
"1 days have passed since somebody has said "I can't believe ___ grew up to be the gay lobster from Power Puff Girls" Dark put this one up. I have a fic planned for this.
"3 days have passed since somebody has sung All Star by Smash Mouth" Bing, Wilford, and the Jims wouldnt stop singing it for a month straight. Host got tired of it (he's omniscient and just constantly heard All Star no matter what they did) and asked Iplier to put this one up for them.
"0 days have passed since somebody has cursed out the American government. Let's keep the streak boiyes" Ed put this up angrily after everybody was angrily cursing out Tr*mp. Everybody did it more after that. Bing wrote the 'Let's keep the streak boiyes' at the end in permanent marker, so Ed can't erase it. it angers him to no end.
"0 days have passed since somebody (Jims >:( grr) has sais "Sticky Nut Butter"" See the Jim nickname chapter on here, and King put this ne up, i have a fic planned for this tho :)
"0 days have passed since somebody has said "fuck"" Wilford started this as a for fun game. sometimes it gets really serious and everybody tries to stop saying fuck for a while. It's almost always Mann or Wilford who end the streak.
"2 days have passed since somebody said "get your goop/slime away from me/my ___"" Dark put this up. Goop wouldnt stop shoving their slime at people.
"0 days have passed since Mann has referred to water as blood" Eric put this up as a sort of study thing. everybody else thinks it's amusing and funny how he never refers to water as water, only blood.
Notes:
I'll probably add more to these as we go on, these are fun haha
Chapter 5: Discord Group Chat
Summary:
this is a thing i have some ideas for, but basically the idea is that the Googles made it bc Mark suggested it and all the egos are in it :)
So here's everyone's nicknames in it and maybe some explanation on the nicknames :)
and also if they're an admin they have some *s before their name uwu
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***Google Blue - Sky
***Google Red - Fire
***Google Green - Grass
***Google Yellow - Sunshine (this explanation is for all the Google's uwu, Yellow made these their nicknames and they don't change them bc Bing said it was cute owo)
***Mark - Ban Hammer Penis (Just, Mark's twtich.)
***Dark - 💕(´。• ω •。`)💕 (Wilford changed Dark's nickname on the server somehow and nobody know how and nobody can change it)
Wil- 💙(´。• ω •。`)♥️
***Dr - I’m sorry, you’re dying.
***Host - Blind Guy
Bing - Brooo💦💦
Bim - Mini Wilford
Silver - capes are cool
Ed - Yeehaw.
King - PButter King
Eric - Small Baby Smol (Dark set this as his nickname but nobody knows it was Dark but Eric likes it :D also everyone assumed Mark did it lol)
Yan - Senpai♥️♥️Lover
AJ - A
MJ - M
RJ - R
CJ - C
Maker - Mr. Buttersworth
Goop - Daddy Slime
Mask - You-Look-Like-Me
Mike - i wasnt ready (are you ready for Freddy?)
Mann - is that bLOOD?!?!!
Chapter 6: Relationships (Platonic)
Summary:
friends? yea :)
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
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Dark and Wilford are Eric's new dads.
Bim and the Jims are like brothers
Wilford = Bim's mentor
Bim = Yandere's mentor
King + Eric = they bond over nature
Host + Dark = they drink tea and gossip about the others together : )
Dark = Maker and Goop's dad (whether or not he adopted them or they adopted him isn't the point)
Maker + Goop = BFFs
Mask scares everybody and nobody likes them (even Dark, but don't tell anybody), but sometime's Mann tolerates them but really only to study them and their paranormal bullshit
Host + Eric = Eric chills in Host's library and they read books together in mostly silence, sometimes Eric will bring a book he found in town and read it to Host :) it's adorable
Host = Eric's adopted godfather (Host adopted him as his godson)
Mike + King = they bond over being kings :)
Eric + Maker + Goop = technically siblings since Dark and Wil adopted them all? Idk they act like siblings tho :) (Goop oldest, Eric middle, Maker youngest)
Bing + Google Yellow = buddies :)
the oh god oh fuck group
Notes:
will probably add more to these as i think about the relationships between everyone :)
Chapter 7: oh god oh fuck
Summary:
The egos that cause chaos, plan chaos, and anything to do with chaos :)
Notes:
the name "oh god oh fuck" comes from what everybody thinks when they realize these egos are planning something
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Wilford (the president)
AJ
MJ
RJ
CJ
Bing (vice president)
Bim (co vice president)
Yandere
Eric (just there for the wholesome pranks :D)
One of the googles (but it's a secret, and I'll do a fic that reveals which one uwu)
Maker
Mike (but he doesn't know it, they just made him part of it and he doesn't even know it, he's so clueless i love him)
Mann (He inserted himself into it, everyone else just kinda sighed and said fine)
Undergirl04 on Chapter 2 Tue 19 Mar 2024 07:26PM UTC
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