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1. If It Had To Perish Twice by Melibe

   Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M, Other
   • Complete Work

   30 Jul 2020

   Tags

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   • Beelzebub/Gabriel (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Beelzebub/Satan | Lucifer (Good Omens)
   • Gabriel/Michael (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale/Beelzebub (Good Omens)
   • Crowley/Gabriel (Good Omens)
   • Hastur/Ligur (Good Omens)
   • Gabriel/Lucifer
   • Gabriel (Good Omens)
   • Beelzebub (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Michael (Good Omens)
   • Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Satan | Lucifer (Good Omens)
   • Hagar (Abrahamic Religions)
   • Yishma'el | Ishmael
   • Dagon (Good Omens)
   • Hastur (Good Omens)
   • Ligur (Good Omens)
   • God (Good Omens)
   • The Them (Good Omens)
   • Roleswap
   • Alternate Universe - Role Reversal
   • Demon!Gabriel is Iblis
   • Angel!Beelzebub is Kamael
   • aziraphale is still an angel
   • Crowley is still a demon
   • (not an aardvark)
   • Angst and Humor
   • Bad Flirting
   • Past Relationship(s)
   • Apples
   • Angel Beelzebub (Good Omens)
   • Demon Gabriel (Good Omens)
   • Ineffable Bureaucracy (Good Omens)
   • Ineffable Husbands (Good Omens)
   • Maggot Husbands (Good Omens)
   • Paperwork
   • Implied Sexual Content
   • Biblical Scripture References (Abrahamic Religions)
   • very brief mention of past rape
   • Caring Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Snake Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Metaphysical Sex
   • Lucifer needs to learn about consent
   • The Fall (Good Omens)
   • War in Heaven (Good Omens)
   • Nonbinary Beelzebub (Good Omens)
   • They/Them Pronouns for Beelzebub (Good Omens)
   • Eventual Happy Ending
   • The Arrangement (Good Omens)
   • smiting
   • Worms
   • Smallpox
   • Pining
   • I mean the demons would tell you they're lusting but I think we all know what pining looks like
   • the arousing ordeal of watching angels eat
   • Blind Character
   • Crowley and Aziraphale argue about biology
   • it's one of my favorite tropes okay
   • Crepes
   • Innuendo
   • Poetry
   • 1970s
   • whoops I think the sexual content went beyond "implied"
   • still not super graphic though
   • Lower Tadfield (Good Omens)

   Summary

   Archangel Kamael very nearly fell alongside Lucifer, and became the demon lord Beelzebub. But they didn’t, because that would have been stupid and weak.

   Meanwhile, Archangel Gabriel fought for Heaven in the war, but refused to bow to the first humans. He fell for his pride, becoming the demon lord Iblis, and he’s not bitter at all about Satan’s obvious disappointment that he isn’t Kamael.

   Now Aziraphale has a supervisor in Heaven who threatens him with outright violence, but admits there’s something to be said for consuming gross matter. And Crowley finally has a chance in Hell of getting a “Wahoo!” from his boss.

   How will these four fools manage six thousand years of human history and the inevitable end times? Especially when they keep having all these inconvenient feelings?

   Language:

   English

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