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Bacarnha: I don’t mean to be rude
Bacarnha: But what the kriff is this?
[Bacarnha sent an image: A simple white shirt with orange lettering saying “Hooters” and a very obvious hole cut out of it]
Bacarnha: I am /not/ wearing this
Howlin: Thank the Gods, I can’t believe I’m not the only one to suffer, now
CodingAround: I’m??? Confused??
CodingAround: Aren’t you in Wild Space?
RexidentMagnet: Bacara, how the harran did you even get that?
Nya-o’s: lol, it was shoved into an AirDrop from the 104th
Nya-o’s: His name was written on it in very fancy Aurebesh
WinduingOnLife: Now I wanna see him in it
Bacarnha: NO
[TheRealChancellor sent a photo: Him wearing the same shirt complete with sunglasses inside 79’s.]
TheRealChancellor: idk, they’re pretty comfortable
HeteroHoe: FOX, BY THE GODS
Howlin: Neyo, Sinker says there’s one in there for you too
Nya-o’s: !!!!!!!
[Bacarnha sent a photo: Neyo is seen stripping in the middle of the Drop Site.]
Bacarnha: He’s flashing the Shines now, thanks
[Bacarnha sent a photo: Neyo standing proudly in the shirt, only the lower half of his armor left, puffing out his chest]
Bacarnha: I don’t know these people
CodingAround: I feel like I need to have one now?
RexidentMagnet: /Yes/
HeteroHoe: Hey Wolffe, can you get Sinker to send me one?
WinduingOnLife: /Tiddies for sale/
TheRealChancellor: Join us, Vode’ika
Keeli-ingOver: I have no idea what’s going on, @GreeEggsandHam help?
[GreeEggsandHam sent a photo: Gree simp posing in front of a mirror in the shirt and lower blacks]
Howlin: I have One [1] Brother
Bacarnha: /My Tiddies are not for sale/
TheRealChancellor: Wolffe
TheRealChancellor: My Vod’ika
TheRealChancellor: Kar'taylir Darasuum
Howlin: No
TheRealChancellor: /It would be such a shame/
WinduingOnLife: Indeed it would
GreeEggsandHam: We really wouldn’t want that to get out
Howlin: ….
Howlin: You shut your whore mouths
[RexidentMagnet sent a photo: Cody shrugging in a ‘Fresher Mirror wearing what looked to be a shirt a size-too-small with 212th gold lettering hastily painted on it, a grinning Rex in the background taking the photo.]
RexidentMagnet: You’re lucky I even had a shirt that worked
CodingAround: I’ll happily settle for second best
HeteroHoe: Whipped
CodingAround: At least I’ll admit it
Howlin: SeE, HOW ABOUT YOU BULLY REX INSTEAD
Howlin: HE’S NOT WEARING ONE
RexidentMagnet: uh..
Keeli-ingOver: ( ͡° w ͡°)
WinduingOnLife: ಠwಠ
HeteroHoe: ÒwÓ
Nya-o’s: ◇w◇
Howlin: wait, why isn’t keeli getting shunned
TheRealChancellor: Cause we like Keeli
Howlin: ಥ-ಥ
CodingAround: As Rex’s Commanding Officer, I’m exempting him from having to participate via peer pressure
RexidentMagnet: I appreciate the loophole
CodingAround: <3
RexidentMagnet: <3
WinduingOnLife: nO wAiT iTs ToO sOfT
GreeEggsandHam: Are you two texting in the same room?
RexidentMagnet: Maybe
HeteroHoe: WHIPPED
Nya-o’s: guys, GuYs, GUYS
[Nya-o’s sent a photo: A cornered Bacara glaring at the camera, almost completely out of armor, crossed arms blocking most of the lettering.]
Nya-o’s: Target Acquired!
Bacarnha: You’re all dead to me.
Nya-o’s: :O
Bacarnha: Especially Neyo
[WinduingOnLife sent a photo: Ponds lounging across the backrest of a couch, looking smug in his own rendition of the HOOTERS shirt.]
Keeli-ingOver: Who took the photo?
WinduingOnLife: Mace (≧∇≦)
Keeli-ingOver: o h
GreeEggsandHam: O h
RexidentMagnet: O h?
CodingAround: Unsurprising
TheRealChancellor: This is nothing new
TheRealChancellor: So, Wolffe
Howlin: Never
RexidentMagnet: I already commed Sinker
Howlin: W- what?
Howlin: WaiT nO-
Howlin: cfvhgjhnkljkhftfvhjbjnkknbjhvjcghx
HeteroHoe: ….is
HeteroHoe: is he dead?
[Howlin sent a photo: A grinning Sinker is pictured with Wolffe in a headlock wearing a rumpled HOOTERS shirt, growling.]
Howlin: Boost here, the battle was long and hard-fought but alas we’d come out victorious
Howlin: Boost- lol, Buir just noped out the moment Sinker tackled the Commander
WinduingOnLife: Buir?
RexidentMagnet: Don’t tell me-
GreeEggsandHam: Hey, uh, WolfPack
GreeEggsandHam: But the OG is
GreeEggsandHam: like
HeteroHoe: He SUPER Dead
Howlin: Boost- And this is when I give back the comm uiwesdfzbjkfvuh
Howlin: Bastards, the lot of you
CodingAround: Wanna tell us why one of your Pack just referred to their Jetii as Buir?
Howlin: …..
Howlin: I plead the 5th
TheRealChancellor: We’re not people, we don’t have rights
Howlin: KARK