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It's not uncommon for members to do a live. Sometimes, they do it for the fans, and sometimes they just feel like doing it, most of the times, it's because they're bored.
This time though, Namjoon isn't just bored. He's doing a birthday live. It's that time of the year again, no it's not Christmas, that's still three months away. Today is the 11th of September, his birthday. Okay, so maybe not his exact birth day but he's got stuff to do tomorrow, being a leader of an internationally acclaimed idol group is hard okay? So yeah, there's only a few hours left before it's September 12 anyway, it's either now or not at all.
"Namjoon-ah, everything's set up now. You can start with your live."
Namjoon nodded in response, letting out a small thank you as he watched their manager went out the door. He parked himself on the nearest chair he saw and dragged it in front of the camera. The leader briefly thought of locking the door in case someone came barging in again, but decided against it because c'mon, they're Bangtan. There's no way his live is going to be just him alone.
With that in mind, Namjoon pressed "Start live", and then he's rolling.
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So maybe, Namjoon is regretting his life decisions.
"I really should've locked the door."
His words fell into deaf ears as Jimin went on to sing his fifth happy birthday song for the past 30 minutes.
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOONIE HYUNG!"
Namjoon wanted to smack himself on the face, so he did.
"This is ridiculous."
He flinched as another birthday song started, courtesy of Taehyung and Jungkook this time. Seriously, if he isn't on live he would've cursed already.
Deep breaths, Namjoon. Deep breaths. You can do this. You've dealt with worse before. You've dealt with a wailing Jungkook because he got his tongue stuck on the fridge, trying to prove one of Taehyung's theory wrong, at 2am. This is nothing.
Namjoon looked at the screen, pulling his best Y'all-see-what-I-deal-with-everyday? face. He's already tired and he hadn't even moved that much.
"You okay there, Joon?"
He felt a hand land on his shoulder, looking up, he saw a smiling Yoongi in his pajama. The younger gave him a pained smile in return.
"You're here, hyung."
"Yeah, didn't come alone though."
Namjoon doesn't even have to look around to see who Yoongi came with. That laugh is answer enough.
"Yah Namjoon-ah!"
Oh god.
Namjoon turned back into the screen, eyes asking for help.
This is going to be so chaotic.
A crash.
Absolute and utter chaos.
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"Yoongi-yah, you coming to Joonie's live?"
Yoongi blinked up at his hyung from his bed.
"Did he say we can come?"
Seokjin waved him off, rummaging his closet for his pyjamas.
"Yeah sure."
"...we're totally barging into his live without him knowing, won't we?"
The elder of the two just grinned, starting to change into his newly found sleepwear.
"C'mon Yoongi, as if it's the first time. Besides, I can literally hear the maknaes screaming from Namjoon's room. Might as well scream with them."
Yoongi watched from his position as his hyung undressed in front of him, trying to convince himself that nope, he's definitely not checking his hyung out, but honestly, he's not fooling anyone.
Seokjin suddenly looked up, smirking as his eyes met Yoongi's.
"Enjoying the view?"
Yoongi huffed, averting his gaze.
"As if."
"I know I'm worldwide handsome, it's only natural to stare. Don't be shy, Yoongi-yah~"
Yoongi's face burst into flames as Seokjin kneeled on his bed, fingers tilting his chin towards the elder, eyes dark with mischief. Yoongi's eyes are wide as he scrambled off the bed, speed walking to the door.
"L-Let's get this over with! Hurry up, hyung!"
Seokjin watched in mild amusement as his dongsaeng almost ran out of their shared room.
"Oh, Yoongi, you're so adorable." he muttered to himself with smile, getting up to follow the man.
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40 minutes into the live and Yoongi's actually having fun. The amount of chaotic energy in Namjoon's room came as a surprise to Yoongi. Well, not really. The maknae line and Hoseok is already here, screaming their greetings for the hundredth time and Namjoon looks like he wanted to die in his seat. Namjoon is usually a chill guy so it's kinda fun to see him suffering like this.
He reached out to the table where the chocolate cake is currently being murdered and used as a cheek tint. Might as well get a taste before it became too gross looking to eat with all the hand scooping the icing off it.
"Yoongi yah!"
Yoongi turned his head to whoever called him, finding Seokjin with a big piece of chocolate on his mouth, grinning at him.
He can hear Namjoon trying to calm the others in the background. Jimin laughing because of something he did, Jungkook's laugh joining soon after. Hoseok is singing another birthday song along with Taehyung.
"Yoongi, eat this!" his hyung yelled, pointing at the chocolate in between his lips.
Yoongi's brain malfunctioned for a moment, staring blankly at his hyung.
What
The
Fuck
Did his Jin hyung really just asked him that? Is he going insane?
"Yoongi! It will fall off! Eat it!"
Okay, so he did. Yoongi's not losing his mind.
But what the fuck is he going to do with that information now?
He stared at the man in front of him in shock and, wait is he smirking at me?
"C'mon Yoongi! Hurry up!"
Seokjin tried yelling as best as he can without accidentally dropping the chocolate off. He met Yoongi's eyes, smirking because there's no way Yoongi would do it.
Oh.
This time, Yoongi is the one smirking. Seokjin's eyebrows furrowed.
What.
The room went from hyenas screaming on full blast to pindrop silent as their eyes focused on what's happening in front of them. Even the vlive comment section went still.
Their Jin hyung and their Yoongi hyung.
Kissing?
Holy fucking shit.
Seokjin doesn't even realized what's happening at first. One second Yoongi's a foot away and suddenly there's no space between them. Also, what is this soft thing pressing against his lips?
Before he can have time to react, Yoongi's back to his original position, his smug smirk on full display as he ran the tip of his tongue across his lips.
"Thanks for the chocolate, hyung. It's delicious."
Seokjin blinked in confusion, before noticing that indeed, the chocolate he's biting is gone.
"Whaㅡ" Wait. Did Yoongi really-?
Seokjin's eyes went wide, finally realizing what had happened, face turning redder than Jimin's hair years ago. Yoongi just kept on smirking, watching his hyung gape at him in disbelief.
He turned his gaze to the other members, finally noticing their sudden silence only to find them watching them with owl eyes. He chuckled to himself before patting Namjoon on the shoulder.
"I'll go back to my room now. Happy birthday again, Namjoon-ah"
All six of them stared in silence as Yoongi exited the room, throwing Seokjin a wink before closing the door behind him.
"Holy shit." Jungkook muttered under his breath, but that's enough to shook everyone out of their stunned silence.
"HOLY FUCK HYUNG!" Hoseok screamed, clapping Seokjin on the back and grinning wide.
"I-"
"HE FUCKING KISSED YOU!" Jimin joined the yelling, jumping up and down.
"Wow, I didn't know Yoongi hyung had it in him!" he might have not yelled, but Taehyung's laugh is echoing throughout the room.
"Well, didn't your plan backfired?" Namjoon was smiling, probably the only calm one in the room. Ah, perks of being a leader.
"Fuck, hyung, is Yoongi hyung that good of a kisser that he tied your tongue in a knot?" Jungkook commented, sending Hoseok and Jimin into loud laughter. The elder glared at him.
"Shut the fuck up, Jeon Jungkook!" well, he really isn't intimidating right now because his face is all red.
"Guys, please stop cursing. We're still on live." Namjoon sighed, turning back into the camera and as if on cue, the comment section blew up with all kinds of questions about what happened but mostly it's just a lot of people collectively screaming.
Seokjin's eyes went impossibly wider at Namjoon's statement, head whipping to the direction of the camera and shit, they're really still recording.
Wait, does this mean that Yoongi kissed him not only in front of the members, but also in front of millions of fans?
"MIN YOONGI, YOU LITTLE SHIT!"
The five remaining members stared after their oldest hyung as he ran off screaming bloody murder and looking like a tomato at the same time.
Namjoon turned back into the camera, a dimpled smile on his face, and a finger hovering over the "End Live" button.
"Well everyone, looks like it's a win for the yoonjinists."