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Summary:

Your classic, stereotypical group chat with the boys and--

Oh? What's this? P-Plot? Actual plot? WHAT THE F--!?

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H2ODelirious has created a group chat, "F.R.I.E.N.D.S" 

H2ODelirious has added Vanoss

H2ODelirous: yooooo!!! cuz u asked imma add my other friends and u add urs

Vanoss: okee buddeey

Vanoss has added MooSnuckle

H2ODelirious has added CaRtOoNz

MooSnuckle: Hey Ev :) what's this??

CaRtOoNz: oh yo wassup

Vanoss has added I AM WILDCAT

MooSnuckle: Hey Ty :)

H2ODelirious has added OhmWrecker

H2ODelirious has added BryceMcQuaid

OhmWrecker: OWO

I AM WILDCAT: wtf?? 

BryceMcQuaid: sup ma peeps

Vanoss: hi :)

I AM WILDCAT: explain

H2ODelirious: aight so me and evan have been texting for a month or so and decided to make a groupchat with all our frineds 

Vanoss: *friends *evan and i

H2ODelirious: fuck uou

BryceMcQuaid: you**

Vanoss: *you 

MooSnuckle: Evan, stop teasing him :(

Vanoss: sorry mom

BryceMcQuaid: hahaha

OhmWrecker: you too bryce >:(

BryceMcQuaid: )): fine

I AM WILDCAT: im gonna add craig

Vanoss: ok

I AM WILDCAT has added MiniLadd

I AM WILDCAT: play nice

MiniLadd: what if i said no?? 

I AM WILDCAT: i wouldnt be mad

I AM WILDCAT: just disappointed 

MiniLadd: :((((

MooSnuckle: OH, CAN I ADD BRIAN?? 

Vanoss: sure :))

MooSnuckle has added TehTerroriser 

TehTerroriser: What is up, my duuudes

OhmWrecker: OH I KNOW THIS ONE!! the sky!! 

CaRtOoNz: they grow up so fast

H2ODelirious: ikr babe ;((

MiniLadd: babe?? u two r going out?? 

CaRtOoNz: ya y?? u got a problem?? 

I AM WILDCAT: if he does were gonna have a serious problem 

MiniLadd: no crap im literally dating u lol 

TehTerroriser: I am also dating brock

MooSnuckle: THAT'S ME!! 

TehTerroriser: Ur so cute omg

Vanoss: eeewwwww pda

MooSnuckle: Lol

OhmWrecker: wait i wanna add anthony before we do intros

H2ODelirious: go ahead :D

OhmWrecker has added BigJigglyPanda 

BigJigglyPanda: wassup fuckers

OhmWrecker: okay now we can start intros :))

OhmWrecker: im ohm or ryan, im 37 and i am gay for anthony

BigJigglyPanda: aw babe ur gay for me?? 

OhmWrecker: of course and only for you :))

MooSnuckle: That's so sweet :)

I AM WILDCAT: gotta find me a man like that

MiniLadd: i--

TehTerroriser: Lmao get dunked on

Vanoss: okay imma go next cause im working on a project

Vanoss: im evan or vanoss, im 28 and i am 100% gay

Vanoss: it was nice meeting u guys but i gotta blast :)

MooSnuckle: See ya, Evan!! 

I AM WILDCAT: later dude

H2ODelirious: goodbaaaiii

Vanoss: see ya :)


Private Message: MooSnuckle > Vanoss

Hey, Ev? I know you don't have a project

What's up?

nothing

it is really just a project 

Don't lie to me, Evan

What's wrong?

im not lying

there's nothing wring with me

*wrong

You sure?

You sure it isn't about Craig?

i dont know what you mean

You haven't liked Craig from the start

I can tell, Ev, I've known you for nine years

You can talk to me, you know?

Vanoss is typing...

i need to go or ill never finish my project

And what project is this?

Evan?

You can't avoid me forever, Evan


F.R.I.E.N.D.S

MiniLadd: who's left?? 

H2ODelirious: me and moo but moo hasnt read anything yet 

H2ODelirious: oh wait now he has xD

MooSnuckle: Sorry!! My dad texted me :((

TehTerroriser: It's okay Brock :)

CaRtOoNz: r u all caught up?? 

MooSnuckle: Yep, I got it :))

H2ODelirious: okay, so im delirious, or jonathan (dont ask lol), im gay af and i am 33

MooSnuckle: I'm 33 too!! My name's Brock and I am bisexual. I'm also dating the crap out of Brian

BryceMcQuaid: eh u could do worse

TehTerroriser: KCJDNSDM

MooSnuckle: Yeah, but don't tell him that ;)

TehTerroriser: B A B E

MooSnuckle: I'm joking love <3

H2ODelirious: thats kinda gay

CaRtOoNz: bitch ur sitting on my lap stfu

I AM WILDCAT: were all going to hell smh

CaRtOoNz: fuck yeah stan satan

Vanoss has changed the group chat name to 'Stan Satdjoxm'

Vanoss: dropped my phone but u know what

Vanoss: this is better anyway

BigJigglyPanda: yo i just realised this gc is public

I AM WILDCAT: EVAN

Vanoss: jon?? 

H2ODelirious: um

Daithi De Nogla has joined

Daithi De Nogla: hi :)

Vanoss: hi :)

MiniLadd: uuuhhhhhh

TehTerroriser: gg boys

Vanoss: okay i gotta finish off my project

MiniLadd: cya evan!! 

Vanoss: mhm


Private Message: MooSnuckle > Vanoss

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