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Kirby Chatfic: Zero Swap AU Edition

Summary:

Zero makes a group chat for all those who are part of the Star Allies.

Needless to say, things get out of hand quickly.

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I will come up with a better title one day I swear.

Also make sure to read the notes for chapter 1 otherwise you wont understand anything probably

Chapter 1: Zero makes a group chat

Summary:

Zero makes a groupchat for all of their friends!

Notes:

Cool! Before i go into character explanations here's where you can find more of this AU https://hexemalia.tumblr.com/tagged/kirby-swap-au (only under this specific tag on my main blog) & https://zerosdreamland.tumblr.com/ (special blog where i will move stuff later!)

ANYWAYS SWAPS

Kirby & Zero are swapped. Zero is the hero while Kirby took the place of O/O2. Dark Matters follow Kirby now.

Galacta Knight & Meta Knight are swapped. Galacta Knight works for Dedede, Meta Knight is sealed in the crystal. As such, no sword ability, instead lance ability.

Dedede remains unswapped.

Taranza, Sectonia, Floralia (and inhabitants) as well as the Dimensional Mirror are swapped with Magolor, Landia, Halcandrians and the Master Crown. Taranza and Sectonia got into a feud over the mirror after it was corrupting her, which ended in her Mirror counterpart taking the place of the good Sectonia. Mirror gets shattered by evil Sectonia. Taranza gets Zero's help to fix mirror. They defeat evil Sectonia and rescue good Sectonia from Mirror World (as such Amazing Mirror takes place AFTER Return to Dreamland in this timeline). Ancestors of the Floralians are the Ancients. // Magolor and Landia were best friends since childhood. Landia becomes King of Halcandra which takes the place of Floralia. Magolor finds Master Crown and gives it to Landia as a gift. Landia slowly becomes possessed by the crown. Magolor tries what he can to stop it. Landia and Crown become inseparable. Landia has to be killed. Magolor knows it had to be done but is still in mourning of his best friend.

Drawcia & her sisters swap with Daroach & his squad. Drawcia & sisters are a group of thieves who used to steal paintings, then became possessed by Dark Matter entity (cough Dark Nebula cough) and begin stealing the colors of the world out of places and people. Zero stops them and defeats Dark Nebula, saving the three sisters. // Daroach n his gang use a powerful artifact (the Triple Star) to release a Dark Matter entity after being manipulated by it. Entity proceeds to turn the world into an Another Dimension-esque realm. Daroach n gang are promptly possessed. After being freed from possession, they help Zero defeat the entity and become allies. They search for artifacts all over the world.

Susie & Adeleine, Star Dream & Nova swap. Adeleine used to live on Shiver Star, Shiver Star becomes frozen over, Adeleine works w/ a group from Shiver Star to restore Nova to wish for Shiver Star to be restored. Adeleine designs blueprints for the machinery which the rest of the group build. They go to Popstar to harvest more materials to finish Nova. // Susie is the lone survivor of her home planet's destruction and finds herself on Popstar, where she promptly becomes involved in the Dark Matter/Kirby business and becomes Zero's friend. She's still a very skilled mechanic.

Bandana Dee swaps with a Bandana Waddle Doo and becomes a Parasol Waddle Dee instead. Bandana Doo uses a javelin with electric powers.

Animal Friends swap with various KDL2/3 bosses. Coo & Kracko, Kine & Sweet Stuff, Rick & Efreeti, Nago & Ice Dragon, Mr Shine+Mr Bright & Chuchu+Pitch swap. Nago & Rick are the cause of Zero having to go out to Star Dream for a wish bc they're destroying Dream Land with their fighting.

Marx & the Noddies swap with Ribbon, the Fairies & the Fairy Queen. Ribbon makes Zero go to Nova while Marx helps against Kirby in Crystal Shards. Noddies live on Ripple Star, Fairies on Popstar.

Hyness & the sisters swap. Hyness is an arcane mage warrior who tries to stop Zero n friends while the sisters are priestesses who took in Hyness when they were all far younger. They see each other as siblings. The priestresses are related to the mostly long-dead Floralians, who were in turn related to the ancients. Taranza and Sectonia are NOT Floralians, instead being from a species that co-existed with the Floralians on Floralia.

Void remains unswapped, as does Nightmare.

Gooey was once Dark Matter Swordsman, who became Gooey after the fight with Zero.

All Mirror & Parallel counterparts are swapped; instead of Dark Meta Knight there's Dark Galacta Knight & Shadow Zero. Dark Mind remains unchanged tho.

And that about covers it! If you have any questions go ahead and ask because I can literally infodump about this AU for DAYS.

Chapter Text

11:11 AM

Zero has added Galacta Knight, King Dedede, Fairy Queen, Taranza and 24 others to "Star Allies".

Zero: Hai everyone~!

Fairy Queen: Oh, what's this?

Zero has given Galacta Knight admin permissions.

Zero has given King Dedede admin permissions.

Zero has given Susie admin permissions.

Zero: I made a group chat for everyone who is part of the Star Allies! ( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ

Zero: Susie, Gala and Dedede are admins! There's a lot of people here so I thought I should get some help with moderating!

Zero: I'm going to take a nap now! Have fun, everyone! ⸜( ˙˘˙)⸝

Galacta Knight: You too, kiddo.

King Dedede has changed their nickname to Royal Penguin.

Royal Penguin: By royal decree everyone has to change their nicknames

Galacta Knight: Really...

Royal Penguin: @everyone Change thy nicknames or be cursed to carry whatever nickname I give you

Galacta Knight: Ugh, fine

Galacta Knight has changed their nickname to Gala.

Daroach has changed their nickname to The Rat that makes all of the Rules.

Gala: Is this good enough?

Royal Penguin: For now

Gala: That worries me

The Rat that makes all of the Rules: g'day everyone

Royal Penguin: Lurkers change your nicknames or perish at the hands of mine

Magolor has changed their nickname to eggboy.

Queen Sectonia has changed their nickname to spooder.

Taranza has changed their nickname to spooder 2 electric boogaloo.

Fairy Queen has changed their nickname to Fae.

eggboy: Hey all

spooder 2 electric boogaloo: Howdy y'all!

Susie changed their nickname to uwu.

eggboy: Cursed.

uwu: you know it

Drawcia has changed their nickname to Paintra.

Paintra has changed their nickname to Vividria.

Vividria has changed their nickname to Drawcia.

Royal Penguin: Oh no.

Drawcia: >:3

Vividria: You cannot imagine how badly I wanted to change my nickname to just a gun emoji but they convinced me otherwise

Bandana Doo has changed their nickname to smol but deadly.

uwu has changed smol but deadly's nickname to smol.

uwu: you are, by all means, not as dangerous as you think

smol: D:

Vividria: Can't believe y'all call out Doo like this.

Royal Penguin has changed uwu's nickname to blue waffle.

blue waffle has changed their nickname to uwu.

uwu has changed Royal Penguin's nickname to dethroned.

uwu has taken dethroned's nickname privileges.

uwu: I made the app you cannot contain me

dethroned: NO

Gala has given dethroned nickname privileges.

Gala: It's been 5 minutes, can you two stop abusing your admin powers.

uwu: yes Gala

dethroned: yes Gala

dethroned has changed their nickname to Royal Penguin.

Royal Penguin: My point still stands, lurkers change your nicknames or face the consequences

Royal Penguin: Especially you @Dark Galacta Knight

Dark Galacta Knight: No.

Royal Penguin has changed Dark Galacta Knight's nickname to edgy.

edgy: ... Fair enough.

edgy has changed their nickname to alaG.

alaG: Happy?

Royal Penguin: Perfect

Royal Penguin: Ok the rest of you lurkers, I'm counting to 3, if there's an unchanged nickname among you I'm changing it myself

Gooey has changed their nickname to dhsabfhf.

dhsabfhf has changed their nickname to baby.

spooder: You good there Gooey?

baby: !! slipped

Royal Penguin: 1

Spinni has changed their nickname to S P E E N.

Mr Bright has changed their nickname to Baba.

Mr Shine has changed their nickname to Booey.

Royal Penguin: 2

Hyness has changed their nickname to some wizard???.

Flamberge has changed their nickname to skurjanic.

Flamberge has changed Francisca's nickname to insomniac.

Flamberge has changed Zan Partizanne's nickname to anime girl.

Royal Penguin: 3

Royal Penguin: Time's up

Royal Penguin has changed Ribbon's nickname to bastard fairy.

Royal Penguin has changed Marx's nickname to clown.

Royal Penguin has changed Adeleine's nickname to >:3.

Royal Penguin has changed Parasol Dee's nickname to smol with water protection.

Royal Penguin: @bastard fairy @clown @>:3 @smol with water protection you brought this upon yourselves

bastard fairy: I really just wanted to see what you would come up with.

bastard fairy: Not disappointed.

clown: and here i thought i could get away with lurking :(

clown: what about kracko and the others

Royal Penguin: They're offline, they don't count.

S P E E N has changed Storo's nickname to immovable object.

S P E E N has changed Doc's nickname to unstoppable force.

The Rat that makes all of the Rules: SPINNI WHY

S P E E N: you know its the truth boss

bastard fairy: Ok I'll bite. What the hell does Flamberge's name mean.

anime girl: DO NOT tell her.

skurjanic: Oh it's Jambadran for motherfucker

insomniac: SIS

anime girl: You know that Ribbon will repeat this on every occassion now.

bastard fairy: Oh you bet

eggboy: Looks like this chat will be an opportunity for us all to learn more Jambadran swears.

clown: shouldn't we not swear around zero

Gala: They asked Susie to install a program that filters bad words on their phone.

uwu: And of course I could not say no to my favorite white puffball

spooder 2 electric boogaloo: That is adorable

insomniac: Indeed

Royal Penguin: Alright, Gala and I are going offline for now. Do not cause massive chaos while we are gone

alaG: 👀👀👀

bastard fairy: oh fuck yeah

eggboy: I'm heading off too, before this chat falls apart since the mods are gone

spooder: Before you go, @eggboy can Tazzy and I come over?

eggboy: Oh, sure thing. See you soon, then!

The Rat that makes all of the Rules: are they all gone

alaG: Looks like it.

bastard fairy: FUCK YEAH

bastard fairy: Now nobody can stop us from causing chaos in this chat

bastard fairy: dfsbfhHDHDASHJXSAJDKSSDHD

bastard fairy: ( ͡👁️ ͜ʖ ͡👁️)

bastard fairy: ( ͡👁️ ͜ʖ ͡👁️)

bastard fairy: ( ͡👁️ ͜ʖ ͡👁️)

uwu has silenced bastard fairy for 5 minutes.

uwu: I'm still here, you know.

skurjanic: 1:0 for Susie

clown: SHE WENT OFFLINE FGFBDHFD

uwu: That's right, go sit in timeout, Ribbon.

 

2:01 PM

Zero has changed their nickname to Little Star.

Little Star: Hi everyone! (•　ω　•) I hope you're all having fun!!

clown: hi zero!! yeah

clown: im playing minecraft with Daroach rn, wanna join?

Little Star: Actually, I'm gonna be visiting Mags in a bit! （*´▽｀*） But thanks for the invite, maybe I'll join later!!

clown: np, have fun!

Little Star: Thank you!!

bastard fairy: You guys are on the usual server?

The Rat that makes all of the Rules: yes

bastard fairy: Cool I'm joining

clown: nice

clown: the paint sisters also just joined

clown: and para

smol: oh, I'll join too then!

>:3: Who has changed my name to this

uwu: Dedede

>:3 has changed their nickname to chaotic tired.

chaotic tired: Figures.

Ice Dragon has changed their nickname to consumer of snow.

consumer of snow has changed Kracko's nickname to 👁️🗨️.

consumer of snow has changed Efreeti's nickname to hot cheeto.

consumer of snow has changed Sweet Stuff's nickname to water and water and water water.

consumer of snow: bungus chungus

chaotic tired: What does that mean.

consumer of snow posted [bunguschungus.png]

uwu: BSAHXNASBDSHFJ

uwu: WHAT

hot cheeto: Bungus Chungus indeed.

hot cheeto: Anyways hello everyone

chaotic tired: Yo

uwu: Hi!

uwu: Wait is DGK also in Minecraft?

uwu: @clown

clown: yes

clown: Daroach convinced him to join us

uwu: I'm joining.

clown: ok

chaotic tired: Why do I feel like she is about to bully Dark Gala?

insomniac: Because she is.

insomniac: He is currently being spawnkilled by her.

hot cheeto: RIP Dark Gala.

alaG posted [fuckyoususie.png]

chaotic tired: I'm joining the call I wanna hear this