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And We'll Linger On by paroledog
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018), Spider-Man (Comicverse), Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Comics)
03 Feb 2021
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Deadpool's relentless, decades-long Spider-Man thirst has finally turned him into a good guy. He gets to work with the Avengers, he's gone to therapy (learned nothing, B-T-W), and he owns eleven properties in New York City alone. He's the best he's ever been post-Weapon X, while the Amazing Spider-Man can't even get back with his ex-wife, eat his vegetables, or wash his pillow case.
Deadpool should be sad for Spider-Man, because they've been best friends since forever.
But he's not.