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Dinesh had just come home from the grocery store. His boyfriend, Gilfoyle, was sitting at the table working on his computer.
“Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?”
There was indeed a pentagram drawn in what looked like red sharpie on the kitchen floor.
“Your text told me to Satanize the house before you returned” Gilfoyle responded in his usual monotone voice.
Dinesh set down the groceries on the counter, feeling frustrated.
“I wrote SANITIZE, Gilfoyle!”
Gilfoyle didn’t even look up, just shrugging. Dinesh shook his head thinking that he should have known better. Of course Gilfoyle would do something like this. There was no way the red pentagram would come up.