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Mushrooms at Hyperspeed

Summary:

In which Mario and Sonic's Friends (And enemies) Create group chats with one another, and somehow enjoy themselves.

Notes:

Alrighty. First time making a fic from scratchy in probably years. Starting off nice, and easy.

Ground rules: I will primarily be using characters/canon from the video games for both of the series as that is what I am most familiar with. IDW Characters are more likely to appear however, as I have read them, but have yet to read Archie comics.

Characters will not change usernames.

Updates will be infrequent as i am doing this fic purely for fun.
Alright we good? Aight let's get rambling.

Chapter 1: Smashing

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Sonic has added Tails, Luigi, and Mario

Sonic: Yo

Mario: Alrighty, so. Games?

Tails: Oh? Its friday?

Luigi: It’s* :chuckling emoji:

Luigi: aww...no moji? T_T

Sonic: Oh noooooo

Sonic: How can we live without the Moji! D=

Sonic: Now we must live with text based emoticons like plebs!

Luigi:...Plebs?

Mario: hah!

Mario: So, games?

Luigi: *has been confused!*

Tails: cart?

Sonic: idk, i dont got a clue what to play this time

Tails: Wasn’t it Mario’s turn?

Mario: Mama mia, we really got to work on decision making lol

Luigi: says the one who couldnt decide between cape flower or cat-shroom the other day *shifty eyes*

Mario: but they are-a-so-a gud!

Sonic: Cat shroom?

Mario: they are so amazing, both them are fun to use!

Luigi: gives user catlike abilities and suit

Mario: How could i choose easily?

Tails: Does this mean we get to call Mario “Cat-man” now?

Sonic: *falls to the floor laughing* Freaking punned!

Mario: nope. Not calling me that.

Luigi: Yep.

Mario: Nope-a

Tails: Yes

Luigi: Yes

Mario: Im-a stomp on you

Luigi: I have-a hammer

Tails: Don’t you both have hammers?

Sonic: F

Luigi: oh.

Mario: It’s-a time to SMASH!

Luigi: NOOOOO!

Chapter 2: Stuck

Summary:

In which mario gets stuck.

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Mario has added  Luigi and Yoshi to the chat



Mario: Guys I-a Need help

 

Luigi: ?!

 

Yoshi: what is it?

 

Mario: I’m-a stuck

 

Luigi: ...what

 

Luigi: what do you mean stuck?

 

Mario: Pipe stuckas!

 

Yoshi: oh god XD

 

Mario: nu sday god!

 

Luigi: this is hilarious

 

Luigi: I think thats a sign to ease up on the shrooms

 

Mario: nOT FUNNY!

 

Mario: at pipe at house, pls help!

 

Yoshi: why are you in a pipe?

 

Mario: i just wanted to get groceries!

 

Luigi: We have a pair of karts

 

Luigi: you forgot the number for that pipe toad didnt you?

 

Mario: ….

 

Luigi: *sighs*

 

Yoshi: Rope? Oil?

 

Luigi: bring a bob-omb too.

 

Yoshi: Its-a Yours my friend, as long as you have enough fruit!

 

Luigi: really?


Mario: Oh you son of!  

Chapter 3: Chapter 3 Art n ghost

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Sonic has added Shadow, Rouge, and Mario

 

Sonic: Hey!

 

Mario: Hello!~

 

Shadow: Hi.

 

Rouge: Hey there handsomes~ <3

 

Shadow: Please don’t flirt, it is too early for that.

 

Rouge: Whats wrong with saying hello?~

 

Mario: Tired hog?

 

Shadow: I am still waking up

 

Sonic: Anyways, invited you here cause

 

Sonic: am boooooorrreeeedddd

 

Rouge: well i am currently visiting an art gallery right now might want to look at them.

 

Shadow: visiting or scoping out?

 

Sonic: Booorrriing

 

Rouge: My shadow are you trying to tempt me?~

 

Shadow: I rather not

 

Rouge: what about you Mario? You want to look?

 

Mario: Sorry but Im-a not the biggest fan ofa art anymore

 

Shadow: anymore?

 

Mario: I got turned intoa  painting.

 

Sonic: Someone made a painting of you?

 

Mario: No.

 

Shadow: You. Were turned into a painting?

 

Sonic: Guess someone really wanted to catch a good look of you?

 

Rouge:That's one way to capture someones image i suppose. 

 

Mario: I guess thats one way to look at it?

 

Shadow: How did you get turned into painting and are still here??

 

Mario: Luigi saved me.

 

Sonic: No way. Him?

 

Mario: am serious

 

Rouge: he doesn’t seem like he would be able to alone.

 

Shadow: probably had help

 

Mario: he did somewhat.

 

Mario: He was in that mansion, trying to catch ghosts with a vacuum E.Gad made.

 

Sonic: Luigi is a ghostbuster?!

 

Shadow: Thats a surprise

 

Mario: Da-da-da-da-dun-dun. Luigi! The ghostbuster!

 

Mario: Was so proud of him after he was able to save me, should have seen him laughing

 

Rouge: It really sounds like you're proud of him.

 

Mario: Oh-yeah. Luigi well, he’s not exactly quite about how scared he is. But he is-a just-a as brave as me comes down to it.

 

Sonic: Still surprising, guy was a nervous wreck around us when we first met

 

Shadow: He wasn’t on track remember?

 

Sonic: still surprises me how fast  Mario and LuigI really are

 

Rouge: On second thought, maybe we can find a place to grab some food really quick. 

 

Mario: maybe Im-a gonna join you, maybe bring Luigi along for art gally

 

Shadow: maybe this time won’t be any ghost?

 

Mario: if there is ghost we know who to call