spideysfakeaccount

spider-man makes a tiktok. and then he makes an alt account.
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or spider-man as seen through his social media (possibly ft other vigilantes that dont have time for this theres an organized crime happening, content creators that don’t believe spidey is also a human, and internet freaking out).

Notes:

(See the end of the work for notes.)

Chapter 1: chapter 1

Chapter Text

Spider-Man

@spidermanofficial

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Caught in the web.

he/him

spidey

@spideysfakeaccount

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TW- sensitive content

if you found this account,

no you didn’t | he/him

https://beacons.page/spideyy

SPIDER-MAN

TW List (Alt accounts)

Tiktok

Twitter

Instagram

Twitch

[ ID: Spider-man in his suit is holding the camera, its a sunny afternoon, he seems to be on top of a building.

“This is what I see when I swing”, he says. Closed captions appear as he speaks. Immediately the view is changed to see New York City from a skyscraper point of view. The camera jumps as Spider-man jumps and you can see the floor coming close fastly, a red arm appears and with a Twip! it shoots another web. As he goes up, you can hear a faint “HEY SPIDEY!” and Spider-man waves in a general direction. Spider-man goes another few buildings, the view is breathtaking. ]

@spidermanofficial

A few people asked about what it feels like swinging, hope this helps!

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froggyhat

i would just splat to the floor out of fear 😭✋🏼

m.irrorri.m

its the ✨HEY SPIDEYYY✨ for me

rimo43

THOSE SIGHTS ARE DOPE

69coochieman

That's so cool

↪️ brooke_767

replied to 69coochieman : sir your username-

lighthousesredope

that made me dizzy by proximity😔

vigilantesmybeloveds

THAT MADE ME SO JEALOUS IM SCREAMING

o.oop2

was someone going to tell me that spiderman had a tiktok or was i supposed to find myself- cause like-😀

5olace.camp10

Worst rollercoaster ever

funnynameinsert

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE CAMERA QUALITY ITS MORE STABLE THAN MY LIFE

[ ID: Spider-man, only his mask and a black hoodie with a non descriptive white background. A text reads on top “when you go out to fight violent people everyday for the last three years” and the movement from his mask indicates he’s mouthing the words in the audio. The camera goes around his head slowly.

“I think this is affecting me mentally, like long term shit is gonna fuck with me,” reads the closed captions. ]

@spideysfakeaccount

haha chile um anyways-

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ontiou

sir are you ok? 😳

↪️spideysfakeaccount

absolutely not, thanks for asking! 🤩

vepba7

eye- never thought about it that way- bestie-

tomatomuffin

the way my hand flew to my mouth when i realized who it was

donkeybeloved

HES NOT WEARING HIS SUTISJASN THIS FEELS ILLEGAL TO SEE OH GOD 😭😭

sonicsleftnut420

IS THIS THE REAL SPIDEY????

↪️harrystylin_son

Its probably just cosplay tbh, but its one of the best ive seen so far

↪️boinklapel

replied to harrystylin_son: watch this be the real spidey 🤡🤡

Friendly Neighborhood Spider-man @SpiderMan

Just trying to make NYC safer. (I do whatever a spider can).

📍Queens | he/him. 🗓Joined June 2016

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spidey! @theunrealspider

can yall like stop attacking me please im so tired please let me have a break please

📍he/him. 🗓Joined February 2018

🔗https//:beacons.page/spideyy

Friendly Neighborhood Spider-man @SpiderMan 5h

Whoever was that guy that gave me a pretzel: I love you.

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spidey! @theunrealspider 18h

pigeons fly in such inconvenient places like sir i'm trying to swing over here and you're in my way

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Chapter 2: peter comes out and i gloss over it

Summary:

another few tiktoks and stuff till the autor got tired of formatting and left half out

Notes:

formatting my behatred

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

[ ID: Spider-man, yet again in only his mask and a jean jacket over a t-shirt, is covering his mouth section with his hand. He’s shaking his head in disappointment. A text reads “can’t believe people listen to this song, it’s so disrespectful” above smaller content captions putting the lyrics of the song. The camera starts to change to his side profile with his hand revealing to be a centimeters above his mouth, and his mask is moving slightly. He slightly moves his head towards the camera, then the front again, and then his lenses widened as he turns towards the camera again. He quickly grabs the camera and zooms it in his head, his body shaking slightly as his head is thrown backwards in a laughter that can’t be heard. A new text appears, this time with voice-to-speak, saying “I FORGOT I HAD A MASK” ]

@spideysfakeaccount

i can't believe i didnt find a fail to my logic while deciding to film this. stream @lilnasx

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abby.smith12

glad you took us on this journey

nickwildeishot_

NOT ONE (1) BRAIN CELL IN THIS VIDEO

nyc.superior11

this is the man that is supposed to protect us? smh /j

↪️ spideysfakeaccount • Creator

and what about it?

notovercastielera

I can’t stop laughing 🤣

kpopbrainrot

IM PHOTOSYNTHESING 😭✋🏼 MAN REALLY HAD TO DOUBLE TAKE

orange_coward

What was the thought process behind this? How did you think it could work? LMAO

radwimp69

mans really forgot he has a secret identity

[ ID: You can see someone’s back as they run in between a busy street, the video is blurry as taken as someone who is also running. At the top there is the text “When he thinks he can steal but you have powers”. The camera flips as the lyrics change, and you can see Spider-Man sprinting after the person at full speed. The closed captions read “Uh, oh. Running out breath but I- I got stamina”. ]

@spidermanofficial

Never caught me lacking

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livingbthebed

I CHOKED OH GOD SHNABFL

awoogamcstreamer

WHAT ?? 💀💀

mamamoolipsync9

”and thats how i met your parent”

jamespottermybeloved

you should do a tiktok with daredevil

91braincel_nothought

THE SOUND THOUGH

fancy69hat

not me thinking this was a cosplay meme 😭

johnhanner24

have ✍🏼 powers ✍🏼 wont ✍🏼 get ✍🏼 arrested

punisherstanaccount_

SPIDEY???????

dekucabbagewrap

Enemies to lovers getting an early start huh? 😏😏

[ ID: Spider-man close up of only his mask, a text above reads (with text-to-speak) “superheroes/vigilantes(? i would trust with my kids but they get increasingly more questionable as i find them more trustworthy and i offer no explanation whatsoever”. The first one it’s a picture of Steve Rogers, followed by Sam Wilson, Natasha Romanoff, Tony Stark, Susan Storm, Luke Cage, Bucky Barnes, Clint Barton, Wade Wilson, and finally Frank Castle. Each of them are labeled with their superhero nickname above them, with the exception of Frank, who at the end has “most trustworthy” included. ]

@spideysfakeaccount

i feel like this is self explanatory but to me only

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itzjustdanny

girl- uh what 👁👄👁

peniswithstd

you did not lie you lost me at fucking deadpool

toonami67

NOT THE LAST TWO BEING ✨MURDERERS✨ SPIDEY WTF 😭

82_master12

i understand the punisher cause he was a father i believe but ??? deadpool ????? his body count is its on the triple numbers

↪️ spideysfakeaccount • Creator

he's working on it

spideysfakeraccount

you guys act as if he isnt besties with deadpool and known ally of the punisher the real question its why isnt dd there

↪️ spideysfakeaccount • Creator

he is not to be trusted with a child

vodkaforchildren

i pretend i do not see U 👄 U

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zeck! 🕸 @SP1DEYSLEFTTIT

i dont know how to explain this but spideys alt accounts are raging bisexual and his official ones are homophobic

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𖤐 @_drdvl • 14h

Replying to @SP1DEYSLEFTTIT

right???? like i feel like his official accounts would tell me to not hit on them 😭😭

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Camille CHECK PINNED!!! @TeamRedStanAccount • 17h

Replying to @SP1DEYSLEFTTIT

It’s his straightsona let him be

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[ ID: Spider-man is sitting on a nondescript rooftop, it’s sunset behind him. He inhales and lets out a scream that gets cut off.

In the next clip he has his hand over his mouth and he mumbles, “Someone just- someone just called my official accounts my straightsona”.

The video gets cut and a Twitter post appears by @/SP1DEYSLEFTTIT reading “i dont know how to explain this but spideys alt accounts are raging bisexual and his official ones are homophobic” with reply by @/TeamRedStanAccount “It’s his straightsona let him be”. Spider-man looks shocked at the camera, “I-“.

The Twitter post disappears and Spider-man's face appears extremely close to the camera, and he says quickly “Sometimes because we are right doesn’t mean we have to say it-“ The sentences ends with a wheeze that also gets cut off by the video ending.

There were closed captions explained everything he did in text around the video. ]

@spideysfakeaccount

you come to my house and disrespect me like this?

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avngrsfan_

is this- is spiderman coming out?

↪️ spideysfakeaccount • Creator

reply to xcloehudgensx

[ video ]

wandamaximoffpretty

WHY DID THE QUEENS ACCENTS SURPRISE ME

multifandomwithtaste

DID THEY LIE THO….? 🥴

_mcrcomeback

why did i think spiderman had a pr staff like the avengers

↪️ spideysfakeaccount • Creator

reply to _mcrcomeback

[ video ]

[ ID: A Tiktok comment appears in the upper part of the video by @/xcloehudgensx it reads “are you lgbt+ mr spiderman?”. Spider-Man is back at it again in the white background, wearing a black sweater similar to Daredevil’s initial outfit that is too big on him over what looks like his spider-suit.

“Ok. Serious talk here. I’m sorry to say, but I am straight. I’m a very very heterosexual man I could never look at a man like that. I don’t hate gay people, actually one of my closest friends its gay. And I accept that, and respect it. It's just not a lifestyle I agree with and it’s not who I am. I respect it but I am straight. Ok” He goes to tap the camera as if to end the video, but missed and it keeps playing. Spider-Man grabs a laptop that was nearby, presses space and starts to sing along with the lyrics of the song accordingly.

“All I am, is a man-“

Something blue, purple and pink falls in frame just as the video stops abruptly. Closed captions were put accordingly. ]

@spideysfakeaccount

reply to 💬 xcloehudgensx

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[ ID: Same deal as last one, same outfit and background so they might have been taken in a short time frame from one another. The Tiktok comment is different and this time reads “why did i think spiderman had a pr staff like the avengers” posted by @/_mcrcomeback. “Why would you- I’m literally wanted by the NYPD. And the Government. And probably other important facilities. A cop literally shot me today-,” the cameras goes downwards where he is still using his spider-suit, one of his legs has a bandage on top of it, though it seems clean. A text with background appears covering something on the floor, the text says blood. The clip cuts and it's back to Spider-Man’s face. “Where the fuck would I get a PR Deparment?”

Another cut, now this time it shows only one of his lenses. “Also I’m poor-“

The video has closed captions as all of the rest and all of the following. ]

@spideysfakeaccount

reply to 💬 _mrccomeback

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Jessica @JessicaJonesPI

They angy

[ ID: Two images attached, both low quality due to the darkness and being taken without flash. They show both Daredevil and Deadpool arms crossed giving their backs to Spider-Man, who looks tiny in comparison to their bulkier figures. The latter one is gesticulating, in the first picture his hands movement and body posture gesturing he is trying to talk sense into them; in the second he’s thrown his body downwards with his arms falling to his sides as if he’s given up, even though DD and DP remain the same. ]

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