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Dav Strider was teh popular kidd. He is hansom, funny, and cool. Everyone at the local highskool wnated him, femail or nah. He hada perfect hare, mysteeerious shades, and a allering personality. Behind his shades, layed vampire eyes that matched his icy white hair and alabaster skin. For you see, Daave was a vampire. He would feed from the people he did the sex with (dont worry though, they were all old enough, lul) but his vampire poison made them forget the bite ov love. Davie didnt care though, he was a mosnter who cared little for otherz. that all changed tho when he met karkcat, the new transfer. Karkat Vantaz was a transferr student from alternia hi. he got kikked out for fightin to much. So he moved to davs hischool. He met dav when he bumped into him while walking to classs.

“Hey asshat! wtach were your going!” karcat raised his voice at the tallr teen, not yet lookin up cuz he had droped his books & was picking em up. Dave surveyed the short person whom had just bumped into him. he was short, had messy onyx hare and cement-colored skin; he had never seen this person befor. He sniffed sutely and noted that his sexy blood smeleld sexy. but he had just bumped into him and blamed dave for it.

in a cool voice, he said, “please apologize for bumping into me. becuz it was you who did bumped into me; not me whom bumped into you.”

Krkat looked up at dave finaly and took a gulp. Dav was a foot taller then his measly 5’1, and very hansom. but he refused to admit he was wrong to some lame prettyboy. “Actually it was you dickwad!” karkat stormed off with his things to his next class, scrambling with his paper, and books at the same thyme.

*timeskip*

It was the vary beginning of karkats next class when he saw the only open seet was next to dave stridr.

once karkles sat down angrily dave told him “Hey man, it’s you. Ya gonna apologize?

“No, becau- the teacher shushed them which caused a few giggles from the class

once class ended and karkat was scrambling to leave before dave talk to him. afterall, he was deeply inlove, with this stranger after all. everyone was in love with dave. Even the teachers which wasnt creepy at all bc dave was 18. It didnt matter if you were asexual, or aromantic. everyone was deeply in love with dave and wanted to have sexy times with him becuz of his vampire phermones. Dave wass the handsomest person of all on earth. He was so beautiful even his own sister, rose was in love with him. Of course tho, karkat didnt leve fast enough before davey could talk to him

“So, whats you’re name?” dave asked karcat in a deep sexy voice. karcat cougfhed awkwardly bc he felt his peepee twitch at davs voice. He left quickly to gotto the bathroom so he could take care of the situation quickly so he could go to next class without dave

*timeskip*

next class dave tried to talk to him again, and karkat was getting even more frustated *wink wink* at himself and dave. But “un”luckily, dave was assigned as his tutor to catch him up in englsih 4. They were asked to stay during lunch (the teacher said she had to watch the resdt of the class at lunch though, looool)

I dont want to be caught up with you,fucking asshole strider said karkat. (he had found out his name at rolecall, aswell as dave.)

“Me either”, lied fave. He could smell karkat more, and couldnt help take a whiff of his aroma.

“Are you fucking smelling me?! WTF???” karakat half shouted.

“Maybe i am, karkat.” dave whispered to karkat seductively. Karkat hardened instantly at that. He grabbed dave down to his face and roughly kissed him, and dave started undressing karkat. They had sex even when the class came back, everyone cheered them on and karkat got preganant with8 babies, the end.