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"Ariaan, Alexi, Imma go to the corner store. Y'all need anything?" Kira said to their partners "nahhh... oh! actually, can you get me a choco-bar?" Aarian said, shifting the blanket and sitting up from her previous spread-eagle position on their king-sized bed "I'm fine, thanks though" Alexi replied lazily, not botherng to look up from his phone and staying splayed out on the couch lazily in nothing but a tank top and a pair of boxer shorts "K then, I'm leaving now" Kira said flatly as they walked out the door slowly. but they knew agent 4 better than that, and as if it was a theatrical production, Alexi burst out of the door as Kira was halfway down their INCREDIBLY steep street and yelled "Yo, get me a squidshake from crusty sean's!" "Gotcha, will do!" Kira yelled back up the street and gave agent 4 the thumbs up, just for extra clarification. "God... that person sometimes.." they murmured to themselves and, having endured this bullcrap for 3-odd years, they were honestly not surprised by their partner's usual indecisiveness and laziness, but nonetheless they still loved him. when they got to the store, they were surprised to see their old friends, Marina and Pearl. "Guys, hey! Long time no see!" the agent said, greeting the two. "Eight!!" Marina squealed with joy when she looked up from the pack of instant ramen "Yoooo! Eight! wassup? Still fresh?" Pearl bombarded the agent with greetings and questions "I'm great! how are you guys?" Kira asked the two ladies, hugging them both "Well, we have some AMAZING news!!" Marina said, barely containing her excitement "We're... ENGAGED!!" the agent stood there, flabbergasted at the news "We were gonna call you and invite callie, marie, you and agent 3 'n' 4, it's on the 10th of may." Pearl said with a grin on her face. "It is so a plan! I'll go Tux shopping tomorrow!" Kira said enthusiastically, punching in the date on the phone "Oh... and one more thing..." Marina said slyly, "do you wanna be the best person?" Pearl said, finishing Marina's sentence perfectly, once more flabbergasting agent 8 "Oh. My. God." Kira was in complete shock.
"I-It would be my greatest honour." The agent started tearing up, and pearl and marina hugged Kira, calming them down "Well... I will see you on may 10th without fail!" a resolute and ecstatic agent 8 said, hugging the two once again before wishing them the best.

"Where on god's blue earth is Kira? They have literally been gone for 2 and a half hours!" agent 4 said, getting impatient and a touch hangry. "Here they are now, that answer your question?" agent 3 said, a mellow tone in her voice, as Kira burst through the door, panting with hands full of grocery bags, "WE'RE GOING TO MARINA AND PEARLS WEDDING AND I'M BEST PERSON!!" kira yelled, not even bothering tooo
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Aha so yes u are gay