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Josh, trying to flirt with Karlie: If our life was a fairytale, you'd be the princess.
Taylor: Well that must make me the fairy godmother because you can bippity boppity the fuck away from my girlfriend.
Karlie, muttering under her breath: And Taylor is my princess. No one else gets to be princess 😡
Josh: I literally—
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Cara: Taylor will NEVER agree to this plan.
Karlie: Sure she will.
Martha: She's already refused us three times!
Karlie: Watch and learn. *raises voice* Taylor?
Taylor, rushing into the room: Karlie? What is it? What's wrong?
Karlie, with puppy dog eyes: Will you-
Taylor: YES.
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Karlie, looking out across the city in her office: I've been expecting you, Taylor.
Taylor, from behind her: What? How did you know it was me?
Karlie, turning to view Taylor with a blush on her face: To be perfectly honest, I already said it to three random people. 🙃
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Taylor, strumming her guitar at 2am: AND I MISS SCREAMING AND FIGHTING AND KISSING IN THE RAIN—
Karlie, turning on the lights tiredly: Babe, you know not all your problems can be solved by writing songs?
Taylor, excitedly: Yep! That's why I write albums! 😊
Karlie: That's not the point, princess. Can you come back to bed now? I'm cold without you.
Taylor: OH MY GOD! THAT'S PERFECT! *strumming her guitar* And you reach out across the sheets for a girl who isn't there...
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Karlie: What's you favorite horror movie?
Cara: It.
Martha: Annabelle.
Selena: Saw.
Taylor: High school musical. After watching it I spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I'd be the only one who didn't know the lyrics. 😭
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Karlie, making a vlog for YouTube: Tay is such a sweetheart, watch this.
Karlie, texting Taylor: :(
30 seconds later
Taylor, bursting into the room with a blanket and pretzels: Hey, babe, what's wrong? *sees camera* 😑
Karlie: 😇
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Taylor: Do you ever feel like someone's watching you?
Karlie, tossing her hair over her shoulder: Of course. When you look this good, you get used to it. 😜
Taylor: I--
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Cara, decorating a cake: Do you like it??
Karlie: That looks so damn goo-
Taylor: Atrocious.
Karlie, nodding fervently: Atrocious.
Cara: ReALlY, Karlie???
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2015, Tribeca Penthouse
Taylor: I would do anything for you.
Taylor: You want the moon? The stars? The sun? I will get them for you.
Karlie: I want you to have 3 meals a day and a regular sleeping schedule.
Taylor: *walks out*
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2020, Beverly Hills
Taylor: I like the strong but silent type.
Karlie: *silently trying to lift a table*
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2021, Nashville Meeting Room
Taylor: ...and if anyone wants to change my lyrics, suggestions go here.
*silence around the room*
Andrea: Honey, that's a trash can.
Taylor: Sure is 🙃
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2016, Tribeca
Karlie: What are you doing?
Taylor, standing on top of a chair: You know, I live here. I can stand wherever the hell I want, thank you very much.
Karlie:
Taylor:
Karlie, sighing: Where's the spider?
Taylor: Under the table.
Karlie: *kills and disposes of said spider*
Taylor: *wraps Karlie in a tight hug* You're my hero.
Karlie, smiling softly: Anything for my princess.
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2020, Tribeca, 3am
Karlie: You know, maybe dogs lick us because they can sense the bones under our skin.
Taylor, contemplating: This has to be the worst thing you've said.
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2015, Tribeca
Taylor: *talking excitedly about her tour*
Karlie: Please, stop talking.
Taylor, seductively: Make me.
Karlie, getting some duct tape: Alright...
Taylor: WAIT NO STOP!!
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2016, Nashville
Taylor: I'm the snake queen.
Karlie: No, you're a drama queen.
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2019, Tribeca - Taylor and Karlie are babysitting Dixie for Lily
Taylor, walking into the room: Karlie!! Why would you give her a knife?!?
Karlie, shrugging: She felt unsafe.
Taylor:
Karlie:
Taylor: Now, I feel unsafe.
Karlie:
Taylor:
Karlie:...do you want a knife?
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Beverly Hills, 2016
Taylor, browsing the internet: Everyone hates me, Kar. I didn't even do anything and they hate me for being me. They hate me because I'm successful. Is it wrong to just want a normal life when I 'm fortunate enough to have all of this?
Karlie: No one hates you, Tay. They hate the picture that Kanye and Kim painted of you.
Taylor: Can I-- *hiccup* -have a hug?
Karlie: *hugs Taylor*
45 Minutes Later
Taylor: ...you know, you can let go now.
Karlie, determined to show Taylor how much she's loved: No I absolutely cannot.
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Nashville, 2017
Karlie, trying to comfort Dixie: What is your fucking problem??
Taylor: Try singing to her, babe. She loves it.
Karlie: What iiiisssss yooouuurrr fuuuckkkking problem?
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Beverly Hills, 2020
Taylor: Do you ever worry you'll regret things in the future?
Karlie: Nope. I regret every decision immediately.