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"Revolution " - Parody of "Alexander Hamilton" from "Hamilton"

Summary:

How do the bastard, orphan, sons of abhor and the
problem, stopped in the middle of a forgotten spot in a new galaxy by providence in honor us
and squalor grow up to be our heroes and our scholars.

The first installment in The Brave New World Project Hamilton Rewrite!

Warning: There's cursing in this fic. There is no archive warning for that, so I'm warning you here.

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Notes:

Hello! I am Aux, the Head Hauncho of The Brave New World Project. This is a Star Wars AU timeline in which the Separatists discover Earth between Episodes II and III, and eventually take it over. During the Clone War, the Republic liberates the planet, but then the Separatists attack again and the people of Earth are fighting to take back the planet from both the Republic and the Separatists.
This AU is just in its starting fazes, and since it's a collaberative project, I'm going to need some help. I'm currently the only writer, script writer, voice actor, and singer on the project, and I need help! If you are interested visit the Discord server here: The Brave New World Project.
This is a parody of the song "Alexander Hamilton" from "Hamilton" by Lin Manuel Miranda. This is an introduction to a lot of the main characters, but is still subject to editing as the narrative evolves.

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~Written by Aux.


 

[General Cordova]

How do the bastard, orphan, sons of abhor and the

problem, stopped in the middle of a forgotten spot in a new galaxy by providence in honor us 

and squalor grow up to be our heroes and our scholars.

 

The end all our mothers and fathers without a dollar 

Got a lot farther by goin’ a lot harder

By being a lot smarter

By bein’ the war starters

At the scene, they took charge and kept on marchin’ farther.

 

And every day while they were slaved and carted

 away across the stars, they struggled and kept their guard up.

Aside they were gropin’ for somethin’ to be a part of

Brotha’s were ready to steal, kill, bribe and charter. 

 

Then the separatists came and blaster fire rained

Those kids saw their future drip drippin down the drain

Picked ‘emselves up and brushed off all the muck

And they went and raised some cane, inflictin’ others pain.

 

Well the word got around, Seps said ‘these kids are insane man’

Tried to wipes ‘em out and decimate the promise land

They cried out ‘Never, get back from whence you came’

Well the whole world knows our names, what’s our game men?

 

[Chorus]

We are the Revolution

Yeah we are the Revolution

There are a million things we haven’t done

Well just you wait. Just you wait.

 

[General Cordova]

When they were then, snatched up even younger dis-appear-in

Twenty-Thirty, servin’ in the army for the droids.

And Everybody else, man you gotta understand

 

[All ages 11-19, 31-65]

Hangin’ by a thread half limbo half dead.

 

[General Cordova (Chorus)]

Tryin’ resist the droids, the droids commit mass genocide

Left ‘em, with no options but run ‘n hide, but somethin’ new inside

A voice whispers “Go on, for all you’ve left behind” 

They stopped retreatin’ ‘n repeatin’ got ahead out of a bind

 

There wasn’ much they couldn’t do.

And someone less astute maya been dead ‘n destitute 

Not a cent of restitution but

They were working, gunning n’ running and breakin’ it ashore

Fightin’ droids n’ takin’ guns avoidin’ losses they couldn’ ‘fford.

Slammin’ for e’ry advantage they got their hands on

Plannin’ for a future see ‘em now as they stand on the 

(oohh…)

The front of the stage hear ‘em now as they say

In war anyone can take a stand!

 

[Chorus (General Cordova)

In war anyone can (just you wait) take a stand

In way anyone can (just you wait) take a stand

In war anyone can take a stand

[15 and up] In War man!

[14 and down] In war!

[General Cordova] Just you wait!

 

[Chorus]

We are the revolution (Are the revolution)

We’ve been waiting in the field for you (waiting in the field for you)

We will never back down

And we’re done bidin’ our time!

Oh, we are the revolution (Are the revolution)

May the world concede and say it’s true.

Will they know what we overcame?

Will they know we rewrote the game?

This world will never be the same, oh…

 

[General Cordova]

The fight has gotten here now

See if you can spot ‘em

 

[Adults]

Just you wait

 

[Cordova]

Another group of vandals risin up from the bottom

 

[Kids]

Just you wait

 

[Cordova]

The galaxy destroyed their rep

Our world they have forgotten

 

[Main Cast]

We fought for this

 

[Louis, Fei. Devon]

Me? I died for this.

 

[Jerome, Grace, Cordova, Nicolov]

Me? I fostered this.

 

[Destiny, Montagrie]

Me? I lived for this.

 

[Mason, Sage, R.C.]

And me? I’m the damn victim of this conflict.

 

[Chorus]

There’s a million things we haven’t done.

But just you wait!

 

[General Cordova]

What’s our game men?

 

[All (emphasis main cast)]

We are the Revolution!


~ If you read this between the date of posting and 5/19/2021, there have been a few edits made, so you may notice this is a bit different from the original parody. Thanks for reading!

~ Update 1-14-2022: I screwed up and I missed a chunk between the final chorus and the "We fought for this" stuff. I added it in. Sorry for the confusion!