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Hello dears, before we jump into this lets clear a few things up:
I am posting this first chapter from mobile, so please forgive whatever god awful formatting it may turn out as. As a reiteration, no hate please. I will delete your comments, and cease to think about them as I go pet my cat and eat a cookie 💕💕💕. I’ve had plenty of practice in the art of ‘Not Letting It Get To You TM’, so it won’t really do much anyway :). Oneshots may come out a bit slowly because I am working during the day, HOWEVER I write relatively fast and having prompts to go off of helps quite a bit. I will also try to post the rest of the chapters from my computer rather than mobile, but there may be a few that I write on my phone anyway (we’ll see). Moving on.
Here are my ground rules, first and foremost. I will under NO CIRCUMSTANCES, write the following:
- scat/piss/vomit (I’m very sorry, but I am not comfortable with it.)
- extreme/over feminization of a male character (I’ve read my fair share of those types of fics, and I don’t really care for them at all.)
- non-con or dub-con (however there are specific exceptions to this that I will elaborate on in a bit.)
- extreme gore kinks (like necrophilia or exposed organs)
- genderbends so that it’s a hetero relationship (for example, female Tubbo/male Ranboo. The only straight couple I respect is Mamacita and MD :) )
- other romantic relationships (if you can’t already tell by the title, this is SPECIFICALLY enderbees. I will not write any other ships in this prompt collection.)
- huge age gaps (like de-aging a character to either a young child or older adult).
- cheating (not poggers :( )
What I am IFFY about writing:
- any BDSM (please don’t get me wrong, I love reading it, but I don’t have actual experience in it so I’m not confident in my abilities to write it but I will try.)
- IRL enderbees (I’m very on the line about this one. I may do it, I may not. As of right now I’m not entirely comfortable writing the actual CC’s.)
- raw fucking (like no lube or prep). Let’s be honest here, it’s pretty poggers when they’re both actually feeling good, right?
- nsfw benchtrio. As of right now, I am somewhat okay with romantic benchtrio (slightly iffy on that as well), but I am not very comfortable with nsfw benchtrio for personal reasons because Tommy is a strong comfort character for me (that’s as far as I’m going to explain.)
- mommy/daddy/baby girl/baby boy kink (I just don’t really like this in general, but if you really want it I will attempt to write it to the best of my ability.)
Things I WILL write (this is also just elaboration for some other stuff I already mentioned):
- trans characters (both mtf and ftm)
- nonbinary/genderfluid characters
- female/female genderbends
- somnophilia (this is what I was talking about concerning exceptions to dub-con. I will NOT write this as a dub-con or non-con thing, but I am ok with writing this in general. Literally the character would just wake up and be like oh dam, sexy time. We stan consensual sex in this household, my lovelies.)
- sub space/dom space
- mpreg
- Ranboo or Tubbo only (this would pretty much go in either the smut or fluff category, like it could be Ranboo thinking about Tubbo while he’s in a meeting with the syndicate or Tubbo masturbating while thinking about Ranboo. Please just remember to specify!)
- a mix of any categories (fluff + angst, fluff + smut, angst + smut, etc. Who knows, hurt/comfort sex sounds pretty poggers to me.)
- anything else as long as it is not what I have explicitly stated that I will not write it. Please be respectful of my boundaries, thank you!! 💕
FORMAT OF PROMPTS (this is just so it gives me a good idea of exactly what y’all would like me to write):
- setting (Dream SMP, Origins SMP, etc.)
- any extra characters in the story (Michael, Tommy, etc.)
- type (smut, fluff, angst, etc.)
- extra specifics or details about the above (i.e. who is top/bottom, does anyone die, etc.)
That should be all! If there are any questions, just leave a comment and I will reply as soon as I can. Once more (with feeling), no hate please. BE AS CREATIVE AS YOU POSSIBLY CAN. I SAID IT IN THE TAGS AND I’LL SAY IT AGAIN: GIVE ME PROMPTS, I EAT THAT SHIT FOR BREAKFAST LUNCH AND DINNER 💕💕💕. Have fun my lovelies. Write a prompt and I’ll make your dream a reality :).