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Whispers of The Traveler

Chapter 3: Guardian Shenanigans #1

Summary:

A collection of oneshots detailing the different antics that U-73 and her gang get up to each day.

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Proof that guardians can respawn

<The guardians are in Warspite’s room, along with the Grand Old Lady herself. U-73 and Cavalla are helping Warspite replace one of her lightbulbs, while U-101 and Akashi watch on in amusement.>

 

Warspite: Are you sure this is safe? I can get you a ladder if you want.

 

U-73: *Trying to replace a lightbulb while sitting on Cavalla’s shoulders* Don’t worry! I’ve done this many times.

 

Warspite: You’re gonna die like that!

 

Akashi: If she dies, she’ll come back!

 

<Just as the green-haired girl said that, Cavalla loses her balance and falls over with U-73 still on her shoulders.>

 

U-73: Woah!

 

<The Ironblood guardian lands on the floor headfirst, basically breaking her neck in the process. Warspite looks at the lifeless girl in horror, tears starting to form in her eyes.>

 

Warspite: Is...is she dead?!

 

Akashi: Eh, just give her a few seconds.

 

<True to Akashi’s word, U-73’s ghost emerges out of nowhere and opens up its shell. Warspite watches as it funnels some sort of energy into U-73’s body before disappearing. As soon as the Ghost vanishes, U-73 reawakens and picks herself off of the floor.>

 

U-73: Yeah, maybe a ladder might be better…

 

<As Cavalla goes to get a ladder from the storage room, Warspite sits herself down on a nearby chair with a thousand-yard stare on her face.>

 

Warspite: What the fuck…

 

Out hunting

<While U-101, Akashi and Cavalla are helping out in the infirmary back at base, U-73 and I-19 have taken advantage of their free time and went out to hunt.>

 

I-19: So, what are we doing again?

 

U-73, hiding in a bush: We’re hunting deer, so be quiet.

 

<I-19 nods and crouches down next to U-73. A few hours go by, but there is still no sign of any deer. Her attention is then drawn to a crunching sound next to her left. She looks over to see…>

 

U-73: Hey! That was mine!

 

I-19, eating a Snickers bar: *Muffled* I was hungry…

 

U-73: *Sigh* Well, at least I have more back in my dorm room…

 

<Another hour passes, when the two hear the sound of rustling. U-73 sees some movement, and peeks her head out of the bush. Sure enough, it was a pair of female White-tailed Deer, completely oblivious to the two guardians.>

 

U-73: The left one is mine, you take the one on the right.

 

I-19: Got it.

 

<Both girls raised their rifles, aiming for the deers’ hearts. While U-73 was using her signature rifle, Dead Man’s Tale, I-19 didn’t have such a weapon. As a result, the catgirl was using a Winchester Model 70 she borrowed from Montpelier.>

 

U-73: Three...two...one…

 

U-73: Fire!

 

<On cue, both girls pulled the trigger, sending a bullet into each deer. The projectiles sank into the flesh of the animal and ripped through its heart, felling it instantly. Once the second deer fell over dead, U-73 high-fived her partner, before emerging from the bush to retrieve her quarry.>

 

I-19: What do we do with it now?

 

U-73: We could give it to the cooking staff, I’m sure some of the girls would love venison.

 

<Both girls then picked up one deer each and headed back. Another successful hunt!>

Notes:

U-73: *Literally gets shot in the head and dies*

Akashi: You good?

U-73: *Gets revived by her ghost*
U-73: I'm fine.