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Groggily, a kid lying on the floor of the cell opened their eyes. Upon seeing the dark brick walls, they immediately snapped awake.

'...What's happening?' was their only thought, as they started to feel a little panicked, not knowing how they got there, or why they were there.

They suddenly remembered what they were doing before that, and suddenly felt angered on being caught so easily with such a dangerous and simple trick, and being too overconfident with their abilities.

'Damn it, to be caught because of two simple habits, but for someone to know that, they must have been spying on me for quite some time.' thought the kid who had been lying on the ground, kinda looking like an idiot.

'... Why am I suddenly angry?' they thought, but had no time to dwell on that thought as they heard loud footsteps and grunts coming from their right.

They quickly scrambled for a place to hide, and ended up under a bed, behind the leg. 

They would have also gone behind the sink or toilet, but they were pretty sure they saw something move behind the toilet, and decided not to go close to that area, as the sink was right next to the toilet.

For some reason, they had decided to stop in front of their cell and go over and explain what that place was, and what they did there.

Upon hearing what they did, the kid stood there in shock, trying to process all that information into their mind as the two huge figures walked away.

When the info had sunk in, they felt angry. 

Livid, possibly.

'Those disgusting motherf*ckers, I'LL KILL EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM AND FREE THE OTHERS!' Ok, Eren.

Using their supernatural powers, they broke down their cell door, which wasn't really needed, as they could have just slipped past the bars, but probably did it for dramatic effect, and to get the attention of those other creatures.

The noise of the bars was loud, and conveniently almost all the members of that group had a meeting close to the dungeon that the kid had been locked in, and all rushed to the scene.

Upon seeing the kid was free from their confinement, they were confused on why they were there, but tried to attack and kill the kid anyways.

The kid, upon seeing their pathetic attempt on killing them, wore a cocky smirk, and said,

"Come at me, basterds!"

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Footsteps are heard throughout the cold dungeon. A small kid, smaller than average, is seen walking past a few bodies found lying around. 

'*sigh* , It really didn't even have to come to this, but these dumb bufoons thought I'd make easy… what was it again? Oh right, dinner.' The unidentified kid thought with a shiver.

 ' Wow, I still can't believe I came across a cult that eats children. Those disgusting cannibalistic dogs.  But… I do remember hearing them talking to a new cult member about how they only really accept eating kids ages eight and under, because they're pure or some sh*t. So why did they capture me? I'm 12.' Thought the stupid kid, who was literally inspired by a short character. 

They suddenly felt irritated and offended, but decided to shrug it off as they heard rapid heavy footsteps running their way.

 'Wow, the fighting literally stopped ages ago, and it was kinda loud too. Does that mean this place is bigger than what I had originally thought?' 

They stopped, and for whatever reason decided it would be a good idea to just wait. 

Two, large and for whatever reason, deformed men came into view, but had to pause seeing the mess that they suddenly laid their eyes apon. 

"W-WHAT HAPPENED?" One of them grunted, clearly not using their supposingly usable eyes to see the child standing in the middle of all the chaos in front of them. 

But to be fair, they were quite short. 

The second one had functional eyes, and pointed out the obvious oddity. " Hey! It's the kid I captured! Do…do you think they have something to do with this..? Or… caused it?" The new recruit grunted, shivering in slight fear. Wuss. 

The first one who is blind, and had also been a tour guide for the newbie, stared at him incredulously.

 "What are you, blind?" Oh, the irony. "They have got to only be seven years old, eight at most. They do look like they could be older, though."

 "Yeah," the newbie agreed. " I thought that could be the case, but they are small."

The kid in front of them got angry. "I'M TWELVE YOU MEATCANYON DRAWING REJECT!" They yelled making a reference no one from that world would understand, their voice surprisingly being loud and powerful. 

"..." The newbie stayed silent.

"HUH? NO WAY! YOU LOOK SMALL ENOUGH TO BE A TODDLER!"

"HAAAH!? NOW YOUR JUST BEING PETTY BECAUSE I YELLED AT YOU!" 

From a different perspective, you would see a child who was wearing a gas mask and fedora on their head while sporting boots yelling at a tall hunched man who was as skinny as a twig wearing some old Christmas sweater. This twig-man, however, was only loudly grunting back. God only knows how that shortstack of a kid can understand them.

"W-wait, your twelve? And you killed all these people? By yourself?" The newbie, who for some reason was wearing a uniform to a store called 'Shopmart', grunted fearfully.

" Huh? Well, I wouldn't call you creatures people, or humans, or homosapiens, but yeah." The small fry answered, confused.

The newbie quickly turned to the tour guide. "Sir, I think this is the kid!" Grunted the male, in a failed whisper-grunt.

 "What? You mean the kid the man in the hat said to capture? But that kid was a boy, no? This one is a girl." 

"Sir, I think you are mistaken. They obviously look like a boy."

"Yeah, but their voice is high pitched! Geez, have you ever heard of cross dressers before? This is why women have better observation skills than males. Also, why do you call me sir?" Wait, what? And why didn't you correct him sooner?

"HUH!? I'M SORRY!"

The man-suddenly-become-woman-twig and the panicked Shapmart used to be employee bickered, while the small kid slowly got irritated by being treated as a side character in their own fanfiction. 

"So what if I'm a bit on the short side, huh? So what, if my voice is slightly high pitched and I kinda look like a boy? DO I HAVE TO LOOK A CERTAIN WAY? HUH? A$$H0LES!" The kid shouted in anger, mysteriously crushing  the woman to the ground. Huh, showoff.

The newbie stood there in shock, trying to process what had just happened to his superior. "W-WHAT? WHAT THE H3LL JUST HAPPENED!? WHAT WAS THAT? ARE YOU GOING TO DO THAT TO ME, TOO!? PLEASE, OH PLEASE SPARE ME!!" The meatcanyon art rejected somehow grunted and shrieked in fear.

"Holy h3ll, could you be any louder? Be quiet, I need you to show me the way out of here, and help me release the other children, too. So I won't kill you, yet." Said the shortstack while cleaning their ear with their pinky, murmuring the last part. 

The newbie, apparently not hearing the last part, shakily nodded. "A-alright," they agreed, "where to first?"

"Well," the kid thought for a moment, "you did capture me by putting something in the strawberry cake that was in the cage. I want more, because I barely got to eat it." ' At all' they mentally added. 

"O-ok, so to the cafeteria we go then."

"Jesus, you guys have a whole a$$ cafeteria? Oh right… You guys are cannibals. Wait, then how are you resisting the urge to eat me right now? Aren't you a newbie who can't control their hunger or some sh*t?"  Asked the kid, following the Shopmart to wherever he was leading them.

The newbie scrunched up his nose, making it uglier than before. "No, I'm a newbie that doesn't know how to cook you guys properly. Ew, imagine eating meat raw. Couldn't be me."

"SHUT UP AND KEEP WALKING BEFORE I CHANGE MY MIND!"

"EEEEK! IM SORRY!"

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"Alright… we're here.."

"Ugh, finally, I'm starving so much I could eat a horse, or one of you guys, I guess." Whined the twelve year old, walking towards the kitchen.

"Wh-whats that supposed to mean..? A-also, don't talk so loud..! I don't want to attract the attention of others..!" The newbie grunted in panic.

"Shut up." The kid simply said annoyed, walking past a pantry full of chemicals such as chloroform and medicine and went straight to the fridge beside it.

They opened the fridge, looking around as it was quite big, while the newbie looked around in the lookout for other cult members wandering about.

"YES! I KNEW YOU GUYS WOULD HAVE MORE!" The small kid said (or yelled) excitedly as they spotted a piece of strawberry cake with whipped cream as icing.

"SHHHH! PLEASE NOT SO LOUD!" The Shopmart employee aggressively whispers.

The kid lifted the cake up to their face to sniff it when-*splat* 'Oh wait, my gas mask…'

The kid silently put the cake back and proceeded to turn around slowly towards the Shopmart employee, who started sweating nervously.

"Hey...a-are you ok…?"

"..."

"...I c..t….ev…..t"

"Erm...wh-whats?"

"...I said I cANT EVEN EAT IT-"

" HEY WHAT'S GOING ON HERE!" yelled a new voice. 

"OH SH*T!" yelled the Shopmart employee turning to the kid with an ugly look of desperation on their face.

'Eww, don't make that face,' the kid thought, as they slipped behind the fridge.

Another huge figure entered the kitchen, just as ugly as the other creatures. This one appeared to be a Karen, though, with their short blonde hair and a plain all pink shirt and regular jeans.

"U-uhh, hello boss Marcy!" The shapmart employee stuttered out. 

'Wait, Marcy? They all have names? Then what is this loser's name then? Why hasn't he told me yet?' thought the shortstack, bewildered. 'Oh, and does that mean she's the boss?'

"What are you doing here all alone in the kitchen, huh? I thought I ordered everyone to go check out what that noise was! Speaking of which, where is my report on the noise? What was it?" Marcy demanded.

"O-oh, you see, I was on my way to report to your with sir- i-i mean Miss, but I got hungry and came here and-"

"HUH? DID YOU THINK YOUR STUPID HUNGER WAS MORE IMPORTANT THAN TO COME REPORT TO ME!? I'LL RIP YOUR BALLS OFF!!"

"EEEKK! NOT MY BALLS! PLEASE FORGIVE ME!"

"I WON'T FORGIVE YOU UNTIL I PUNISH YOU!"

"WHA- wait what?" The Shopmart employee stopped yelling, afraid of where the conversation was going. The boss always did have some weird h*rny vibe around her.

"Damn right! You heard me!" You could practically feel her excitement, gross.

'...I don't like where this is going..' thought the kid, as they backed up more behind the fridge.

Their back suddenly hit something, which was kinda bouncy. They looked back, only to see true horror. 

Remember how they saw earlier something move behind the toilet? Yeah, you can bet this place was infested with cockroaches.

With wings.

"AHHHHHHHH!" they wasted no time getting the h3ll out of there, running for their life screaming at the top of their lungs. Sure, they could have used their powers, but who's going to remember something like that when you were face to face with a bug, and an idiot?

As the cockroach flew out right after, the boss started chasing the child for a good dinner. "MIKE, HELP ME GET THIS TODDLER YOU BUMBLING BUFFOON!" …. Who's Mike?

"A-ah! Yes ma'am!" Stuttered the Shopmart employee, now known as Mike.

"WHO ARE YOU CALLING A TODDLER, WH*RE!?" The kid yelled, crawling under the sink.

"Ahhh~ who are you calling a wh*re, master? I'm going to do a lot more than just cook you up-" said Marcy practically drooling, who is probably over thirty in age, squatting down to try to reach for the unfortunate child.

While doing that, she accidentally hit her head on the counter, knocking over the conveniently placed knives. Those knives fell on to her head, stabbing her through and killing her.

"..."

".... Good riddance, she practically harassed me everyday, either getting on my a$$ for not having a human to cook, or trying to get me in her bed." Said Mike.

"Yeah, she gave me Karen vibes. Anyways, that reminds me, take me to the other children here, or I'll rip your balls off." Demanded the kid.

"WHAT? HUH?" Said Mike, sweating bullets.

"You heard me," they said.

"..."

"..."

"Please don't quote the boss again."

"Then move it, you bumbling buffoon."

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Ok, so I know what I said, but I'm too busy now, so I have to discontinue this. Sorry for those who have actually liked this book. I hope you guys find a better author or story than this. Thank you for those who have read this. Goodbye.

APRIL FOOLS

Ok you guys know what the long space after a note like that means (•‿•)

No, i'm not going to discontinue this fanfic.

Y'know the only reason I made this fanfic was for this whole reason to freak ppl out, but no one really reads this anyways ｡:ﾟ(;´∩';)ﾟ:｡

That doesn't mean I'm going to discontinue this tho. I've already started a chapter on this and the next one, I refuse to back out now.

But anyways, thanks to the people who take time out of their day to read this garbage 😔

Also, I named the chapter "sorry" to not only freak out, but also bc I'm sorry that at least some of you guys had to take time out of ur day to read my dumb prank💀

Testing is next week, so I'll try to work on the second chapter, so thank you guys for those who stay with me and keep up with my horrible writing and personality (◍•ᴗ•◍)❤

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(Third pov.)

With Mark leading the way, both him and the kid headed towards the direction leading to the other kids locked in the building.

"Hey, so quick question, where are we headed?" The kid asked.

"O-oh, there is a room that the other children are locked up in." Mark replied.

"Another room? Then what about the dungeon? Why aren't they in a place like that?" They questioned, confused on why they were in the dungeon instead of being 'locked' in some cell. It would have been more convenient if they had been grouped together with the other children.

"Oh, it's because the dungeon locks up kids with…. different… purposes.. After you were captured, someone really liked the condition you were in here, y'know, not just bones...and having meat. A-and other…. attributes… so you were going to be more of a private dinner for later on...and I heard, he was one of the first ones down here…"

They were furious.

How dare those, and in the words of Tenko Chabashira, degenerate males (or possibly females)do such a thing!? And with CHILDREN non the less!! Can't they keep those eggplants in their pants for once!?

To keep themselves from raging and destroying the whole, killing the kids they were trying to save, they decided to ask another question that has been burning a bit in the back of their mind for some time.

"Hey… earlier, when I first met you and your supervisor, you guys said something about how I could have been some kid a man in the hat' was after, so what was that all about?" They asked.

Mike stayed silent for a few seconds, debating on whether or not it was a good idea to tell them. He later decided that I wouldn't matter, because they would be gone soon anyways.

"W-well, you see, one day, a man wearing a hat came to warn us about a boy, who probably had the same powers as him, and told us we would be greatly rewarded if we brought him back to us. He didn't explain how the boy looked like, though. H-he just told us his gender and that he had powers."

"..."

The rest of the trip there was silent, with the kid having some time to collect their thoughts on what has happened that led up to that point and what can happen in the future.

It's not like they were worried for their own well-being, they knew they were more than capable of defending themselves if need be, but more so worried about the children they were about to meet.

Would they be able to protect them?

Were they strong enough for both themselves and the children?

Would they be fast enough?

What if something bad happens?

So many thoughts, too many questions.

'No, everything should be fine,' they thought. 'It should be fine. Why am I overthinking this too much? As far as I know, i am literally the most powerful person here, h3ll, I've got superpowers! I don't know anyone else with superpowers! I didn't even consider anyone else having some, really, until today, that is.'

Not until they heard about that boy. Now they have to acknowledge the other girl that they had been warned about, to one that gets too hungry. In all honesty, they thought that the kids who warned them about the girl were idiots. I mean, what's the point of being scared of some money who eats too much?

'I mean, i can literally control f*cking gravity, c'mon. What is this Sasha Six gonna do? Fly at me? I will throw that scrawny little cockroach away faster than how fast she can supposingly eat people, or monsters,' they thought, annoyed and stressed, with the thought of having to now acknowledge that two other kids have powers like them.

How can they ignore it now that even these huge monster things were forced to acknowledge them too? They can't, that's how.

'Geez, so many plot points to fill in,' they thought tiredly.

Timeskip™

Mike's steps slowly came to a stop as he arrived at a door at the end of some dark hallway. A long, narrow, dark hallway.

The kid already had their suspicions, but this dark hallway kind of confirmed them.

But they decided to wait.

"W-well, we're here, lemme just..hehe... unlock the door.." Mike said, as some keys jingled from his long slender fingers. (If that sentence had been used for literally any other older character some of y'all would have been like 🥵)

Mike's hands were shaking in excitement, who will control who. The kid had been thinking the same thing, but already had an idea of the outcome.

The door opened…

It was dark inside.

"G-go on ahead… I MEAN I DON'T MEAN IT AS A DEMAND OR ANYTHING I JUST-"

"Yeah yeah I get it you goat, shut up." The kid replied, annoyed as they walked in.

"Hey… where's everyone els-" they got cut off by the door suddenly slamming behind them, and a clicking sound being heard, indicating that the door had been locked.

"....rude."

It was silent, until a meek voice spoke up startling the protagonist.

"W-who…. Who are you…?"

The kid quickly turned and looked around, trying to find the source of the voice.

Realizing they won't find or see anything in the dark room, they pulled out and turned on a flashlight they had conveniently found on the way there.

They were surprised to find a dozen or so kids peeking out of various hiding spots from the broken down furniture around the room. They all looked skinny and weak, kind of making it hard to tell their age with all of their overgrown hair covering most of their face.

The second guy made the kid protagonist feel a rush of emotions, two of the strongest being anger and sadness. How dare these monsters try and starve these kids, and for what? Dinner? Wouldn't they try to fatten them up first? But no, they just wanted these kids to suffer first, for no reason either.

But that doesn't matter anymore, because they were gone now.

And they were here.

And they were going to help them.

As they snapped out of whatever trance they had been inside, they realised that while they had been monologuing, some of the younger kids had come out of their hiding spots out of worry and had come closer, asking if they were okay.

"A-ah, yes I'm fine! Just…. monologuing…" they hurriedly said, flustered and embarrassed, murmuring the last part.

"See? Told ya." Another older sounding voice said from above.

Confused, the protagonist looked up, only to see a brown-haired boy looking down on them, not only physically, but metaphorically.

It was almost like a click, but they suddenly had a feeling, a feeling for one another.

It was….so intense.. this feeling… they have never felt that way about anyone else before… and yet it felt so… familiar...

And judging by the shocked look on the other's face, both the kids suddenly realized what they had been feeling, and both suddenly had a look of understanding…

That they were star-crossed enemies.

Enemies that hated each other, not enough to kill, but to annoy. But this enemy relationship felt as if it were going against what thousands of others think, even though they themselves are not really who comes first to mind when thinking about this version of them.

Even though the protagonist had been overcome by some hate, they don't have time to dwell on it. They have kids to save goddamn it, and they hope the other understands too.

Apparently, the other agreed, as he then smirked down on them. "Wow, how old are you? You're so short." Nevermind.

"HAAH!? WHAT DID YOU SAY BASTARD!? I'LL KILL YOU!!" So much on staying calm.

"Don't worry, I won't let your shortness get to me. My name is Oso, pleased to meet you, shorty."

"Huh? Oso? Doesn't that mean bear in spanish?" Replied the protagonist.

"Yeah, although I didn't come up with the name." Said Oso, turning away to look at the group of kids.

"Ah… anyways, what's up with you guys being in this dark as h3ll room? Isn't there a light switch here?" Asked the protagonist, looking around the walls.

"Well, if you haven't noticed yet, we're kind of stuck in some damn apocalypse, so there is barely any power to begin with. *Sigh*I guess your growth isn't only limited to stunting your height."

"ARRG, WHAT'S WITH YOU AND INSULTING MY HEIGHT, HUH!? WHY ARE YOU EVEN UP ON THAT CHANDELIER ANYWAYS!?"

"I'm stuck."

"..."

"..."

Having had enough of this Dazai knock-off, the Chuuya knock-off turned to the kids with a hopefully reassuring smile. (Although they can't really see it because of the gas mask they were wearing.)

The protagonist then swirled around towards the door, and headed towards it. Each step oozing with confidence, despite their earlier doubts.

This action caught the attention of the younger kids and of Oso. "H-hey, where are you going?" One of the younger ones asked.

"Don't worry, I'll get you guys out of here. One way or another, no worries, because I'm here to save you. And as long as I'm here, you bet I will protect you guys from any harm!" They declared, their coat flying behind them dramatically as they walked towards the door, weirding Oso out.

"...nice speech, but we asked where you were headed. Also, I doubt someone as small as you could do anything else other than get angry at short people jokes."

"SHUT UP SH*TTY TRASHCAN! I WAS TALKING TO THEM, NOT YOU! YOU CAN GO KNEEL OVER AND DIE FOR ALL I CARE! PLUS, I WAS GOING TO GO AND BEAT THAT DUMBA$$ MIKE TO H3LL FOR LOCKING ME IN HERE THINKING THAT HIS LITTLE SH*T PLAN WOULD WORK!"

"Calm down chihuahua, I have an idea of what you're talking about, but how do you plan on defeating a monster? Last time we checked, you're probably only about 4" tall."

With a red glow surrounding them, they rose a hand towards the door, and let it crumble before them.

"You think I would really just head out like that if I didn't have something up my sleeve? Like I said, you're on your own. And stop calling me stupid names! So listen up, idiot! My name is (Y/n), and i can control gravity."

"Hey, didn't Sir Issac Newton discover gravity?" One kid pointed out.

"Yeah, i remember Oso told us something about that!" Another kid replied.

"Yeah, does that mean your Issac Newton due to your relationship to gravity?" Said Oso in a kid-like voice to trick them, which surprisingly worked on everyone except (Y/n).

"*Gasp* are you sir Issac Newton!?" Exclaimed a kid.

"Huh?"

"Yeah! Can you show us how gravity looks!" Another asked.

"Huh?"

"Can you teach us how to control gravity?" Another kid asked.

"W-WHAT!? DAMN YOU OSO!" (Y/n) exclaimed, as kids surrounded them, as Oso covered his mouth with his hand to cover his chuckles.

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(Y/n) walked through the halls, still angered by the fact that Oso had somehow convinced the kids that they should be fine without him, so that he could follow them around for fun.

"So...what are we doing now?" Oso asked, with hands behind his back leaning towards (Y/n).

"I'm looking for Mike so that I can kick his sorry a$$." (Y/n) replied, sighing.

"...huh? Oh yeah, that reminds me, how exactly did you find this place? No doubt that if you had known about us, you would have come to save us, but I doubt your stupid self would have found out by your own. As far as I can tell, you're basically deprived of social interaction." Oso insultes.

"Stupid daz- i mean, Oso. I'm not that dumb, or devoid of social interaction a$$hole. I just happened to be outsmarted, and now that I think about it, i feel dumb for being outsmarted in the way I was at all." (Y/n) said, disappointed with themselves.

"Oh? And how were you outsmarted, oh great and powerful (Y/n)?" Oso asked.

"I'll tell you later, after I'm done kicking that creeps a$$." (Y/n) replied.

"After this… what are you going to do? Actually, what have you been doing the other half of the time, out and about free? As far as I know, you're very powerful, and you can clearly defend yourself. But… what exactly is it that you do out there, in this dangerous world?" Asked Oso, seriously.

(Y/n) suddenly became stiff and nervous. It was obvious that Oso has not had a really good life in this world, considering he had been trapped in this place, and the scar he had noticed running down his forearm.

But what were they supposed to say!? All they have been doing this entire time was pranking those dumb huge monsters or killing them. Not only that, but they had been telling lies to the other kids out there, either to prank them, or for their own good.

Of course, they have been trying to kill all of the monsters, but sometimes they just can't find them. There are many of them across the world on many random islands, but the mainlands seemed safe. That is where they kidnapped all the children that do end up on these unfortunate islands. But are they going to give up and run away to the mainlands?

No, of course not. They're going to wipe out those good for nothing jacka$$ monsters, make them extinct. But they can't do it alone, they need help. And who else to help, other than those two kids with powers?

As said before, (Y/n) didn't want to acknowledge the girl before, although they don't know their name. This was because it was said that she has a history of joining small groups of people, and she either betrays them or eats them. Neither of those are good, but one does seem a bit extreme.

But other than that, Oso does seem really serious with his question, and he seems like a good observer, so he might know if they try to lie. They don't like lying anyways.

"*Sigh* I will admit that I have been goofing off, pranking others, but other than that, my goal has been to try and wipe out those disgusting monsters, killing them left and right." (Y/n) replied.

"... Is that so? And you plan to do this alone?" Oso asked.

"Actually, i was-"

"HEEEEEEEEE!! YOU AGAIN!? WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT HERE!?" Oh, it seems they have stumbled across Mike without even realizing it.

"I'm here to take your life, bastard." (Y/n) said.

"B-but, you sniffed that cake from earlier, didn't you? You should be out as a light right now!" Said Mike, stunned.

'Of course not, I have my gas mask on. But I guess you didn't realize that, huh? I was going to prank you days ago when I realized something had been following me, but I had to get supplies for that slowly, so that you wouldn't notice. But I guess you had listened to my other complaints about missing things, such as strawberry cake. I'm so stupid, Mike had noticed i sniff my food at least a bit before I eat it. And judging by what was on the pantry, Mike must have put chloroform in my cake, and because I'm stupid, i took such a huge sniff...I'm so duMB AHHHHH' (Y/n) thought, embarrassed by how they got caught.

'Well, there's no use dwelling on it now, I'll think about it later, but for now, I've got to kill this bastard.' (Y/N) narrowed their eyes at Mike, not that he could see anyways.

Oso stood at the side, not yet figuring out what exactly happened, but knowing (Y/N) did something stupid and waiting to make fun of them.

"Well then, I've got something for you! Did you really think I would come unprepared with how powerful you are!? I had my own power up!! After I kill you and those other kids, I'll eat you guys up in a special soup to gain your powers!! OH HOW POWERFUL I WILL BE!!! AFTER THAT, ALL KIDS WILL BE MINE TO FEAST O-" Mike was cut off as a pipe was suddenly embedded into his….skull?

"Oops," said Oso, "sorry."

(Y/N) stood there for a moment, shocked, before anger finally set in.

"DID YOU JUST STEAL MY KILL!? YOU A$$HAT! HOW DARE YOU!?" Yelled (Y/N) enraged.

Oso chuckled, clearly amused. "Ok ok, what's happened already happened, so how about we leave this topic for another time and head out to find a safe place for the kids?" Oso suggested with his hands raised in front of him as a sign of peace.

(Y/N) stared at him for a few moments, before sighing. 'He's unfortunately right and I'll beat him up another time for it, but for now those kids need him, because there is no way in h3ll I'm going to take care of a bunch of brats.'

"Fine," said (Y/n), "I have a place you guys can stay, and there are plenty of sources of food there, but don't eat it all, and don't leave the place unless you want to get killed or something."

"Aww, you're so nice to us, (Y/n)-chan! ...or san?"

"...What the h3ll does that mean? Nevermind, it doesn't matter, just hurry up, I don't want to spend another second longer with you than necessary."

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And so here stood (Y/n), with a bunch of kids crying around them.

"THANK YOU SO MUCH SIR ISSAC NEWTON!"

"YEAH, THANK YOU FOR HELPING US WITH GRAVITY!"

'UGH THESE KIDS ARE SO ANNOYING!' Thought the dollar store Chuuya knock-off, tearing up because of the kids' cries of thanks.

"(Y/n) are those tears in your eyes?" Teased Oso.

"Ugh...no" (Y/n) said, wiping away their tears.

After a few seconds, (Y/n) decided to speak. "Alright listen up, there is a place I know where you can stay and be safe. It's a tiny cabin I go to sometimes, and there is only one way to get there. There is a huge wall, but somewhere on that huge wall is a bloody handprint right in the middle of other handprints.  Below, there is a hole and a rock. Push the rock to go in the hole, and then put the rock back. On the other side you will find the cabin, and there are plenty of resources for food. The only reason it's so empty is because there used to be a lot of predators there, but most don't go near the cabin, because I scared them. Just follow the direction of the setting sun, and you will find it." (Y/n) instructed, slightly out of breath for speaking for so long.

The kids stared at them, confused until one stepped up. "I got it," they said softly.

"Thank God, because I was not about to explain that again." (Y/n) sighed out.

"Sorry (Y/n) but could you repeat all of that a few more times?" Asked Oso.

"SHUT UP OSO, ONE OF THEM ALREADY GOT IT YOU TRASHY BASTARD!" Yelled (Y/n).

"Teehee, I was just kidding~" laughed Oso.

"Ugh, cheeky bastard." (Y/n) murmured. "Anyways, before you go, Oso, do you have any information on the boy with supernatural powers? Or the girl?"

"Why yes, indeed I do." Oso replied.

"..."

"..."

"...well, aren't you gonna tell me?"

"No."

A vein popped out of (Y/n)'s forehead, as they used their gravity to aim rocks at Oso. "UGH YOU LITTLE SHI-"

"WOAH WOAH WOah okay okay, I'll tell you! There's no need to get violent." Oso said with a smile.

"...fine. Tell me." (Y/n) said.

"Alright, so while I had been trapped here, there had been talk about how many others had seen the boy in the forest, and the girl had been spotted in the same forest about a few weeks ago. Apparently, the girl had been caught or something, but the boy had been running around, so he should be free from capture, but who knows how long it'll stay like that."

"I see…" 'So they were both in the same forest I had been in. Mike must have been looking for them first, but took interest in me instead…'

"By the way, I was wondering," started Oso, "why are you looking for them? Do you know them or something?"

"Well, it's not everyday you get to meet someone with supernatural powers, I guess." Replied (Y/n).

"..but there's more, isn't there?"

"...yes. It isn't safe for these weird abilities to be in just anyone's hands. I need to meet them myself to see if I need to kill them or not. Don't get me wrong, I don't like killing unless it's those weird creatures, but I know that sometimes there is only one choice if those keep on putting others in danger. But there could also be the situation where in the end, they are still children and are in danger, and their nativity can lead them to helping the wrong person."

"But wouldn't all that be too troublesome for you?" Oso asked.

"Who are you, Shikamaru? But yes, originally, I was going to stay as far away from them as possible, but I have no choice now that someone is going after them, and that someone just so happens to be one of those weird monsters. I can't ignore that." Stated (Y/n).

'...I'm glad we were the ones who met you first, before we got betrayed by someone else.' "Ok, but what about how you were going to kill all the monsters?" Oso asked.

"Well, you got to clear out the minor threats first, you know? But I'm still killing monsters on my way. Plus, if those other brats turn out to be good, I was going to ask for them to join me, but that does remind me, how did you steal my kill before?" Said (Y/n).

"Oh, aha, yeah that… well I guess you could say I can be dangerous when motivated." Oso said, rubbing his neck.

"And what motivated you?"

"Annoying you."

(Y/n) gained a tick mark. "You bastard."

Oso smiled, "hehe."

"DON'T 'HEHE' ME!!"

"Well, I would go with you, but I've got kids to take care of! Don't worry, I'll meet up with you near the beach, or river, or whatever that place is after I get a friend of mine to take care of the kids along with some other kids at your place. See you later~" Oso said, walking away.

"WHAT!? DON'T INVITE OTHERS TO MY PLACE!! I'LL KILL YOU IF I SEE YOU AGAIN!! WAIT!! COME BACK HERE! A$$HOLE!"

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(Y/n) watched as the figures got smaller and smaller walking towards the setting sun.

'That a$$hat.' Was (Y/n)'s only thought before walking off in a different direction.

While (Y/n) was still walking, they thought on what they should do for when they do come across those two kids.

'They will probably be separate, but it would be much easier if they were together at this point.' (Y/n) still had no clue on what to do, but at least they had an idea on why they were doing it. 'Thinking about it and actually doing it are two different things.' They thought.

It was getting late, as the sun had almost completely set. 'I should find somewhere to sleep.' They looked around while walking to find somewhere to sleep. Eventually they spotted a small hole on a tree, a little high off the ground. 'Thank goodness, I'm so tired after everything that happened today.' They sleepily climbed into the hole, took off their long coat and used it as a blanket as they also took off their gass mask so that they could have a better sleep, also taking off their shoes. And with that, they fell into a dreamless sleep.

•×•×•×•

Slowly, (Y/n) woke up to birds chirping and sunlight flowing in their little rest place. They sat up and yawned, sitting there for a little while with their hand on their head before deciding to get up and get ready to leave.

After putting on all their clothes they took off the night before, they left towards the exit of the hole before they quickly paused in their steps. They froze in utter fear for their life.

Now don't get (Y/n) wrong, they are an utter bada$$ that may be a bit overpowered for this world. But even they have things they fear.

Those weird monster things that have taken over all the islands? They could just beat them to the ground with their powers.

Other humans with evil motives? They could just beat them to the ground with their fists.

Spiders? H3ll no. At least human being and monsters make some sort of sound that signify they are there. Spiders are quiet, and are creepy crawlies. Their excistance terrifies them. Not only that, but because of the weird size proportions that have happened in this weird part of the world, spiders are almost as big as most kids here.

'Th-this must be the work of dark reunion!!'

And with that, (Y/n) accidently destroyed three trees, and didn't even kill the spider, as they saw it get away but we're too scared to chase it down to end it's life once and for all. They stood still in the middle of a clearing for a few minutes, making sure nothing was there, before going on with their journey.

Timeskip™

'It's been half a day and i still can't keep my mind off that stupid spi-' *BANG*

'...'

'Was that a….gunshot…?' *BANG*

'Guess that confirms it then.' Quickly but quietly, (Y/n) heads towards where they heard the gunshots. Soon when they are close enough, they spot two moving figures, but it seems they both have something over their head.

Upon closer inspection there is a tall monster with a saggy bag on their head shooting at a little kid with a paper bag on their head.

'Why do they have bags on their heads? Are they father and so- oh wait but one is a monster I forgot…' Using their gravity powers, (Y/n) jumped up to a tall tree to watch from there. 'Man, I should really not rely on my gravity as much as I do.' 

(Y/n) is afraid that one day their powers will just disappear or they us it too much, as they have seen in comics and shows whenever they find a book from the mainlands or when they can connect the TV's laying around to the internet. Sure, they are plenty powerful but it would be embarrassing to boast about a power but suddenly not be able to use it. So, their recent kidnapping had them thinking on all the other skills they had, but it's not like they have much anyways, or so they think. They want to open more skills, but don't know how. *BANG*

(Y/n)'s other thoughts cease as their head snaps back to what's going on below them. Right. The monster and kid. Could that kid possibly be the one they were looking for? Too soon to tell. (Y/n) wants to jump down and help, but they can't get noticed yet. They need to watch the kid first, to see if they do any supernatural thing. Plus, they don't need to go down there to help. If bullet gets too close, they can just stop it with their gravity.

As the kid runs away, they happen to go down under to the roots of the tree they were sitting on, and Mr.Saggy shoots down the hole, making (Y/n) tense up a bit. 'Are they dead? I hope not.'

(Y/n) wanted to go down there and check, but just in case they are alive, they waited. How can they spy on them if the kid knows of their excistance that could possibly be close?

After a minute or so, on the other end of the tree the kids head popped out. 'Aww, their head popped out like a wack-a-mole.'

The kid walked on, but (Y/n) couldn't follow them because there wasn't any wind at the moment, so their sudden movement would be heard. 'Damn it,' (Y/n) thought, as the kids figure got smaller and smaller. Sighing, (Y/n) sat there for a bit, swinging their feet.

*BANG*...*BANG*

'Aw sh!t.'  Finding two leaves, (Y/n) held them out like wings to pretent to be a bird to not divert their attention towards them and used their gravity to fly towards the commotion. Upon arriving there they saw the kid hiding behind a wooden box everytime Mr.Saggy tried to shoot. 'Smart.'

Eventually, the kid reached a seemingly abandoned house and found a way in. Mr.Saggy left soon after around the house. (Y/n) was near the little entrance the kid had found and was debating on whether or not they should follow inside.

'Should I wait for him to somehow come out the house, or should I go in with him?'

…

'Yuh.'

Making up their mind, (Y/n) floated inside the house following the kid with the paper bag, floating so that they don't make any footsteps and get them caught. Following the kid throughout the house, they hear something. The kid now named Baggy headed towards the noise, (Y/n) close behind.

(Y/n) still didn't know what to think about Baggy, but that kid had upped his points by trying to free whoever was in the room and succeeding. 'It's not everyday you see some kid from this world really succeed in anything, really.'

As Baggy held out his hand towards the girl, she slowly reached her hand out too, until they heard a noise causing her to run and push past Baggy throwing him to the ground.

'Oops, my bad. But damn, he was just trying to help. But it was kinda my fault, and it is expected for her to have obvious trama.' (Y/n) thought from their spot on the beam they were on towards the roof. 'This house is very broken down.' They thought as Baggy ran after the girl. 'Uh-Oh, I can't follow them up there, they'll notice.'  Sighing in defeat, (Y/n) headed outside to wait for them there.

'Jeez, spying on them might be a lot harder than I thought it would.'

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Y/n) must have fallen asleep, because the next thing they know they hear gunshots, jolting them awake.

'ugh… seriously? One of the worst ways to wake up is by a sudden loud noise.' thought the inventor of gravity Sir Issac Newton.

'... I know someone just called me that stupid name Oso gave me, it was probably him, the bastard.' But (Y/n) doesn't have any time to think about it as they suddenly hear banging on wood, one last BOOM, then silence.

'Uh-oh, did Saggyma nuts get to them? Or…' They headed to where they heard the noise, only to see Mr.Saggy's dead body on the ground. `Impressive, they took down a monster without any abilities, most can't do that, mostly because the next thing they know they are either captured or dead.'

After kicking the dead body, (Y/n) hid from around the house, watching the kids get on a piece of wood and sail away on the water.

'I can't help but feel like these are the two kids I'm looking for.' (Y/n) was about to float the way they were headed until they remembered what Oso said.

Flashback™

"Well, I would go with you, but I've got kids to take care of! Don't worry, I'll meet up with you near the beach, or river, or whatever that place is after I get a friend of mine to take care of the kids along with some other kids at your place. See you later~" Oso said, walking away.

End of flashback ™

'Ugh, did that idiot predict this or something? Well, he did say that one was running free and the other had been trapped or something, and he said he would meet me at a beach or river, so in other words, a body of water. HE KNEW I WOULD BE HERE!? That's some scary accuracy, but he better hurry up on arriving here, I don't want to lose them.'

(Y/n) waited there, standing like an idiot, until they had fallen asleep and had not realized a day had passed.

"Hey sleepyhe….. wa...up…"

"Ayo chuuy…...wake…..I'm her…"

Da- I mean Oso had called out to (Y/n) trying to wake them up, but to no avail. Honestly, he was having the time of his life trying to wake them up, saying things like, "Hey, if you admit I'm better than you in every way, stay silent and continue sleeping." But alas, all wonderful things must come to an end.

Oso gently shook (Y/n)'s shoulder, causing them to wake up and flutter their eyelashes in a peaceful manner, as although there was not much sun, there was still a faint light that shone onto their godly face in Oso's opinion-

Just kidding. Did you really think he would do that? Star-crossed enemies, remember? Also, he thinks (Y/n) looks like if a troll decided to mate with feces and actually by some chance had a child, a very ugly one at that.

Not only all that, this was a perfect time to prank them. Although he did not want to die, yet, he knew he was important to some extent to the story. He may be no Nagito Komaeda, but he was still willing to test his luck.

Not only that, but on his way here, he saw a poster. It was at a circus, with someone called "Popee the Performer". Now, Oso wasn't a big fan of clowns. Infact, he was somewhat scared of them.

But the reason he had remembered that poster was because of his encounter he had once had with the purple wolf with the mask. He had seen that dog die a number of times, and yet he always comes back.

So what that dog doin'?

Anyways, kind of wanted to check it out, not that he would tell his fated rival. 

'And what about. Mono and Six?' You may ask, 'Well, based on the direction they are going, it should take about a day or two to reach land. We should have time for an adventure. ^^' thought Oso.

"OMG ARE THOSE TWO DOING DROGAS RN!?!?!?" Shouted Oso.

(Y/n) jumped up 9 feet. "WHAT??"

Oso bent over, laughing hysterically as (y/n) had come to realize that Oso was there and that he had pranked them.

'Ugh' (y/n) thought upon seeing Oso.

"Aww man," Oso wiped away a year, "that was too funny."

"Shut up. Anyway, what now?" Asked (y/n) unamused.

Oso smiled. " Aha, well, we should follow those kids, don't you think?"

"Ugh...I really don't want to go with you…" grumbled (y/n).

Oso beamed. "I'm glad you feel that way!"

Exasperated, (Y/n) used their gravity to float both of them, and lead them the direction they last saw them going.

"Hey, where are you going? They went this way." Oso pointed to the left.

"Huh? No they didn't, how would you know anyways? You weren't here." Replied (y/n).

"Oh, I was, it just took me a while to decide on whether or not to draw on your face."

"WHAT-"

"But then I decided I didn't want to get too close just in case your breath was gross."

"..." Although annoyed, (y/n) still turned and headed towards the left.

'Wait a minute, why am I listening to this bozo?' (y/n) abruptly halted, turning back to the way they were going before.

"Eh? Hey, dumbass (y/n), we're going to the left, remember?" Oso said, judging (y/n) with his eyes. 

"Argh, shut up! Why should I listen or trust you!? You were literally juat talking about how you were deciding on whether or not you were going to draw on my face! Also, your the dumbass!" (Y/n) spat out.

'Damn it.' Oso kissed his teeth. "It's, ' you're ', idiot." 

"Wh- shut up!"

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After a while, the duo dumbasses arrived to land, seeing a building in the distance, and little foot prints in the sand, along with a broken old door.

' They must have used that to get here across the water..' (y/n) thought, looking at the door while lowering them to the ground.

"Huh, that door looks as old as you." Oso remarked, also looking at the door.

(Y/n) slowly turned towards Oso.

*SPLASH*

"AHK," Oso cried out from the water.

(Y/n) smirked, before walking towards the old building. On the way there, (y/n) paused, looking at an old box tv. 

'Huh? What is this doing here, near the shore? …. probably to be dumped.'  

(Y/n) narrowed their eyes, before crumbling the tv with gravity, forming it into a small ball.

"Here, hold this," called out (y/n), before launching the ball towards Oso, who was squeezing water out of his clothes.

Oso looked up, "Huh?- ACK!" Oso barely moved out of the way before the ball landed next to him, spraying sand over him and his clothes.

Oso looked up annoyed, makin g (y/n) grin and head inside the old building.

Chapter Text

You were seething in anger as red paint that looked suspiciously like blood spilled on top of you. You hated the situation you were in, and what was even worse was that you couldn't even do anything about it, except let Oso's prank fall on you. How could you even let yourself into this situation?

Well, because of Oso, of course.

Earlier, Mono and Six had decided to take a break in the woods, and so you and Oso decide to take a break as well. Draping your coat around you like a blanket while you settle on a sturdy tree branch, you call out to Oso and told him to stay up and watch them so that they don't leave you guys behind.

...and so that hopefully Oso looses all the energy he somehow has to constantly make fun of your height. But it turns out to be a huge mistake.

That stupid b*tch set up pranks throughout the path Mono and Six we're going. There was no way (Y/n) could let them find out about their spying! (Y/n) had a mission, and that was to find out their motive.

(Y/n) had whisper-yelled at Oso (yelling would alert the other two power-using individuals below them) about how much they hated them and asking why in the "ever loving f*ck" would he do such a thing.

Oso only skilled and said, "well, that sounds like a you problem." Just as (Y/n) was about to squash him like a bug Oso said, "But, if you're really worried, why don't you just set them off yourself? It's not like they're loud, i set them up quietly so that they could land on you! Who would have thought that the two itty-bitty children below where headed the same direction of the traps? ^^" After that whole summary, he waved them off as he lied down on a large branch, saying something along the lines of "catching up on some sleep" and "following behind them later".

"God i hate that bear f*cker," (Y/n) murmured under their breath as they get covered in dirt and red. Their mask was getting dirty, but they were not about to just take it off. Maybe that was what Dazai- Oso wanted. To see their face, their reaction.

'Well too bad,' (Y/n) seethed internally, 'you're not getting anything from me except cold, hard words!'

*Snap*

*CRASH*

...WHAT WAS THAT!?

Flying towards the sound, (Y/n) landed ton one high branch to look at the scene before them, and felt their heart drop.

It seems Oso's branch had snapped, and fell, right in front of their two threats, Mono and Six, startling them awake and ready for action.

'AAAHHGGG, NO, WHAT!? THAT IDIOT IS GOING TO RUIN ALL OF OUR HARD WORK! I GOTTA DO SOMETHING!'

Just as these thoughts went through (Y/n)'s head, they saw Oso move a bit. A brilliant thought went through their head. It was time to pay back for the pranks they had fallen through.

Slowly, Oso stood up, and faced the two weary kids. Mono and Six stood still, tense, and ready for an escape plan. Bit just as they were about to move, Oso stuck out his right hand…..

...and flipped them off.

Oso looked at his hand, horrified. No way (Y/n) made him flip two people off. But that wasn't all.

Mono also lifted his right hand, only to copy Oso's movement. Oso felt his soul drain from his body, as (Y/n) could only feel life in theirs. (Y/n) had to muffle their laughs into their hands, and only hope that the sounds of nature would cover up their snickering.

(Y/n) knew this would get to Oso because of his low-key big brother complex towards every kid younger than him! And so, to make Oso loose more spirit, (Y/n) made him nod his head and give Mono a thumbs up. Mono looked excited by this, while Six didn't react. (Y/n) had a feeling Six knew what the gesture meant.

And so with that, (Y/n) flung Oso into a nest near by while some birds attacked him. Startled by this action, Mono moved one step forward to help his new friend, but Six had decided they had stayed near that weirdos presence too long and took Mono's hand running towards their previous destination. Good thing all those traps had been set up by yours truly.

Once they were out of earshot, (Y/n) burst out laughing as they headed towards Oso covered in red paint, dirt, slime, and scratch marks. Oso could only lay in the nest, covering himself from the squawking birds, before he rolled out with a thump.

He payed their, feeling devastated. How could he fail such a cute kid by showing them- no.. it wasn't him..it was (Y/n)! Turning to (Y/n), he snickered at their ruffled up state.

Standing up, Oso and (Y/n) followed in Mono and Six's direction, both feeling satisfied with their work. As the birds sung a tune above with the warm sun rays cascading down on them, a sudden thought came to Oso's mind, making him smile deviously.

"You know," Oso started as a cool breeze slid through the sky, ruffling the trees, " you could have just through some big rocks or branches to set off the traps instead of yourself, right?"

(Y/n) stopped walking, and although Oso couldn't see it, he could just feel the dead look on (Y/n)'s face. Having the last laugh, Oso continued towards the direction they were going, enjoying the tune the birds sung even though they were pecking and beating him up not even minutes earlier.

Chapter Text

Walking inside the building, (y/n) scrunches their nose.

"It stinks like high hell in here.." looking to their left, they saw a body hanging through a tv from the ceiling.

(Y/n) blinked at the weird sight. 'Somehow, I still get affected by seeing all these weird things, even though I've seen weirder things..' 

(Y/n) shuttered, thinking about Marcy and Mike. ' Those guys were fucking weirdos..' Suddenly an image of Oso appears and (Y/n) scowls. 'Ugh, why is everybody that I meet so weird?' 

Suddenly the image of Oso pouts, but surprisingly speaks. "Why is it that the second you see me you make such an ugly face?" Oh, it turns out that image wasn't an image, it was the real thing. How horrible.

(Y/n) sighs. "Finally, now that you've caught up, we should hurry and look for the two superpowered kids, we lost them because of your tardiness." Oso tilts his head to the side in confusion. "Huh? Why do you call them kids? Aren't you all the same age?" 

"Tch, so what if we are? Aren't you the same age as us too?" (Y/n) questioned

"Well, my guess is that you are at the very least 12 years old, despite how small you are.."

"EXCUSE ME-"

"But, compared to me, you guys are children, and even though I may not like you, I am still compelled to protect anyone younger than me. I consider it my responsibility..." Oso looked down, holding a very serious expression. 

(Y/n) stood still, too shocked for words. Was Oso actually serious about this? (Y/n) had honestly thought they were the same age considering his stature, but it made sense that perhaps he was older, but not able to grow much due to lack of nutrients given their situation. Let's not forget about the whole group of kids he was basically protecting when (y/n) first met him.

"...how..old are you?" (Y/n) asked in a soft voice.

"I'm 13." Oso replied.

"ARE YOU SH*TTING ME!?" (Y/n) cried in outrage.

"What?" Oso had a confused look on his face.

"SHUT UP, YOU'RE ONLY ONE YEAR OLDER!!" (Y/n) was in disbelief at Oso's words.

"So? You're still short." Huffed Oso.

"WHAT'S THAT GOT TO DO WITH ANYTHING!?"

"I gotta protect the little people," Oso smiled.

"YOU GOTTA PROTECT THE LITTLE PEOPLE MY ASS-" (Y/n) raged.

Oso pouts. "Hey, how come you curse so much? You're too much of an infant to be cursing."

(Y/n) stares into Oso's eyes for a moment, questioning themself and their decision to go on this endeavor with him, before signing in defeat. (Y/n) decided it would take too much effort to punch Oso in the face when they saw him smile at their defeated sigh.

Oso giggled, messing with (Y/n) was too fun. Although he wasn't lying about his means to protect children. They didn't even have to be younger than him, someone in the same age range would have turned on his protective instincts as well.

Walking after (Y/n) who lead the way, they looked around the building. Like every other structure that existed in their world, looked old and run down, almost in ruins. The more they walked through, the more it was starting to resemble a school.

"YAAAHGGG!" Suddenly a kid wearing a school uniform and with a head probably made of clay attacked them. "EEEEKK! KILL IT! KILL IT!" Oso was quick to hide behind (Y/n) while holding on to their shoulders, staring at the kid as if it were a mere bug. A scary bug.

(Y/n) stumbled back a little bit at the force of Oso's hold with widened eyes, but then sighed. (Y/n) didn't even move a muscle as a red glow surrounded the clay-headed kid and smashed it against the wall. It low-key reminded (Y/n) of a bottle being smashed at a bar fight.

Soon more scrambled in after and all met their demise the same way. Maybe Oso and (Y/n) might have felt sympathetic if they were human. All of those clay-headed kids and Oso's screeching had given (Y/n) a headache, but their gasmask was in the way. How annoying. 

"GAAHHH ARE THEY STILL HERE!? ARE THEY GONE?? UUAAAGG THEY WERE LIKE LITTLE ROACHES! GROSS!" (Y/n) might have believed Oso if it weren't for the little smug smile he had on his face. So he was screaming because he knew it would annoy (Y/n) and not because he was truly disgusted? Damn, Oso sure was a little sh*t.

"How long are you gonna keep pretending, a*shole?" (Y/n) scowled. Oso's smug smile immediately changed into a more innocent looking one. "What are you talking about? Those kids really do terrify me, but luckily for me, my knight in shining armor is here to fight for me!"

(Y/n) didn't know how Oso managed to get them so exasperated that they didn't even twitch. "Well I'm about to start fighting you if you don't-"

(Y/n) abruptly cut themselves off as they saw Mono and Six up ahead. Oso also got quiet, looking at (Y/n) and motioning them to lift them upwards, in which they complied. Lowering the gravity around the both of them, they floated up to the ceiling and followed them from there. 

Just then, a locker was suddenly pushed, trapping Mono. Three clay children came out, one tackled Six and the rest helped drag her away. (Y/n) and Oso were still reeling in shock before they snapped out of it. "Damnit!" Just as (Y/n) was about to go save Six, Oso stopped them. (Y/n) stared at Oso's outstretched arm in disbelief "What the hell do you think you're doing!?" (Y/n) whisper-yelled.

Oso only smiled and responded, "Don't you think this is a great opportunity?" (Y/n) frowned. Oso understood (Y/n)'s confused silence and elaborated. "Think about it, if we help sack boy out of the locker and save his companion, we can gain some trust out of the both of them and then truly see how dangerous they are and if we have to take them out." 

(Y/n) sighed. "Damnit Oso… ok, so how are we gonna go about this? We can't just pop out of nowhere." Oso only shrugged. "This is a school, dear (Y/n). There are always children here. And what do you know it, we ARE children ourselves! We can just pretend we got stuck here, and have been attending classes together! We could be brothers! Or sisters? Siblings, I'm still not sure what you are."

(Y/n) only glared at Oso, dodging the the last statement. "Is that really the only reason you wanted to do this? To make sure they're not dangerous up and personal?" (Y/n) questioned.

Oso groaned. " Uggghh, I was getting bored of just watching them, but actually talking and messing with them should be fun!" (Y/n) scowled. "You damn-" "Anyways, we shouldn't keep bag-sag-kid waiting!" Oso cut (Y/n) off, pointing towards the locker that was shaking.

(Y/n) could only sigh and landed them next to the locker. "Also, we should keep your powers hidden, just in case." Oso whispered, in which (Y/n) nodded in confirmation. Once they reached the ground, (Y/n) lowered the gravity on the locker and helped Oso lift it up. Mono then rolled out, but stared wearily at them. 

"Are you ok, sack kid? We saw everything." Oso said bluntly. (Y/n) glanced at Oso. 'Is this guy for real?' 

Oso then held out a hand towards Mono, who was still on the ground. "Personally, I wouldn't take that, so we would like to help you. I know I wouldn't like someone important to me to be taken away, either." Oso instigated- I mean, said. (Y/n) stayed quiet. Somehow, that last sentence felt a little personal.

Mono stared at the had outstretched towards him, before taking it. "Okay,,"

Oso smiled sweetly, but (Y/n) could see the devilish person hidden behind that smile. To (Y/n), that smile looked like a smile of triumph. Oso pulled Mono up. "So, what's your name?" Oso asked him, walking towards the other hall. "M-mono,, what about you guys?" Mono questioned, a bit curious about these two new people. "Ah. Well, my name is Oso, pleased to meet you!" 

'Wow, Oso with manners? Never heard of.' (Y/n) thought before responding, "(Y/n)." 

"Pfft.." Oso suddenly looked away.

(Y/n) narrowed their eyes at him. "What's so funny?" Normally, (Y/n) would have flung him to a wall, but (Y/n) had to keep their powers hidden. For now.

"Why were you so bland? '(Y/n)'- pfft, you're so emo…" Oso mocked (Y/n). It was taking everything for (Y/n) not to explode. "You little,,"

The two kept going back in forth, as Mono stared in interest. He's never meet anyone quite like them before.

Mono smiled. He was glad these two nice people were going to help him save his friend!