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just me @asimplegay
is it just me or does there seem to be an extra person with the avengers that no one knows???
resident disaster !! @dysphoriahours
Yeah, from what I know I think there’s meant to be 19 of them but Peter said there was 20 of them and there were 20 people roasting marshmallows
grey @lamehumanvee
weird that they seem to be hiding whoever it is
Pup-dator @RudeKludde
Maybe they just don’t want the fame!
sydney @bitchimacow
i wonder who they are and why they’re there
Wesper Supremacy @socck
I guess we’ll just have to wait for them to feel comfortable enough to say something
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petey pie @propertyoftheavengers
so we’re all staying around the house today while stanky and pep go to some meetings which means that stephen can’t hid with tony
sure e |✔️| @sureehopeitdoes
we’re making him and thor watch vines
Mobius M. Mobius @gaytimecowboy
Well, someone had to teach them
You two vine gremlins are the most qualified
petey pie @propertyoftheavengers
when did you get twitter??
Mobius M. Mobius @gaytimecowboy
About 10 minutes ago
petey pie @propertyoftheavengers
fuck yeah!!
Loki (he/she) |✔️| @immasnake
oh this was a good idea
this is gonna be fun
Mobius M. Mobius @gaytimecowboy
Did you think it wouldn’t be, huh?
Didn’t realize you thought I was boring
Loki (he/she) |✔️| @immasnake
oh no
you are anything but boring
petey pie @propertyoftheavengers
back to our education of steph and thor
who knows what you two could say
THOR |✔️| @wielderofmjölnir
I AM READY STARKSON
Yes, I’m a doctor |✔️| @itsalittlestrange
Let's do this, I suppose.
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THOR |✔️| @wielderofmjölnir
I’M IN MY MUM’S CAR
Yes, I’m a doctor |✔️| @itsalittlestrange
…
petey pie @propertyoftheavengers
come on…
Yes, I’m a doctor |✔️| @itsalittlestrange
Vroom vroom.
harley, is gay @apotatoflewaroundmyroom
ngl i think i just cried a little
Loki (he/she) |✔️| @immasnake
stephen acts reluctant but he’s enjoying this
Yes, I’m a doctor |✔️| @itsalittlestrange
No, I am not.
petey pie @propertyoftheavengers
yes you are
Yes, I’m a doctor |✔️| @itsalittlestrange
Maybe.
petey pie @propertyoftheavengers
:D
sure e |✔️| @sureehopeitdoes
yeah bitches we did it
harley, is gay @apotatoflewaroundmyroom
wish i could see his face rn
sure e |✔️| @sureehopeitdoes
[PHOTO: Stephen sitting next to Peter looking exasperated but slightly amused. Peter looks straight up delighted. Thor is looking at the laptop in front of him very intensely.]
petey pie @propertyoftheavengers
ooh harls, hows ari??
harley, is gay @apotatoflewaroundmyroom
he’s absolutely incredible
petey pie @propertyoftheavengers
and how’s my new favorite person
popo @youknowigetit
i’m fucking fantastic
petey pie @propertyoftheavengers
good to know babes ( ˘ ³˘)♥
harley, is gay @apotatoflewaroundmyroom
what am i?? chopped liver
petey pie @propertyoftheavengers
sorry harls, i’ve replaced you /j
popo @youknowigetit
i’m just better, ya know?
harley, is gay @apotatoflewaroundmyroom
honestly i’m not even mad because you’re pretty fucking great
popo @youknowigetit
i know
harley, is gay @apotatoflewaroundmyroom
also i have you to thank for ari
popo @youknowigetit
you have ari to thank for ari
he’s just that cool
petey pie @propertyoftheavengers
modesty?? from you??
THE hot mess @abigaylkeener
a good horse rider is one that puts the horse first and foremost
sometimes they forget about themselves
popo @youknowigetit
well said
THE hot mess @abigaylkeener
why thank you
popo @youknowigetit
now answer my messages you asshole
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Private Messages
pop it → abi
pop it: yo, how old are you?
pop it: because i know you’re younger than harley and he’s 18
pop it: and i’m really hoping you’re not, like, a child
abi: wow, not even a hello
abi: is popo your full name?
pop it: answer my question first
abi: i’m almost 17
pop it: thank the gods
pop it: i’m 17 btw
pop it: it’s not my full name
abi: what is???
pop it: you don’t need to know that
abi: i’d like to
pop it: the only person who calls me my full name is my mother and i’d like to keep it that way
abi: ok mystery girl
pop it: i’m a mystery?
abi: all i know is that you like the all for the game trilogy, you’re unreasonably good at horse riding and you’re hot
pop it: i’m hot? ;)
pop it: well all i know about you is that harley is your brother, you’re seventeen and you’re queer
pop it: i am too
pop it: queer that is
pop it: i don’t even know what you look like
abi: well then. i’m a lesbian, i also like horses allthough i’m not into jumping, i really like tomatoes, i’m an artist and this is me
[PHOTO: A selfie of Abi with a small smile on her face. Her blonde hair is long enough that you can’t see where it ends in frame Her make-up is impeccable and perfectly compliments her dark green eyes, she could be an Instagram influencer.]
pop it: i know you already know what i look like from the video of harley trying aristotle but here ig
pop it: i can’t do make up or anything so yeah
[PHOTO: A selfie of Popo smirking at the camera. Her hair is short and fluffy looking, one side is dyed green and the other black. Her eyes are a light grey that look like they could possibly kill someone. She has a smattering of freckles across her cheeks accompanied by some acne.]
abi: i stand by what i said about you being hot
pop it: you’re not so bad yourself, abigail keener
abi: you’re still pretty much a mystery to me. i know basically nothing about you
pop it: i guess you’re just gonna have to try and figure me out ;)
abi: oh you bet i’m going to figure you out
pop it: you can try
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bucky |✔️| @helpiminabucket
We’re packing up again and I’m seriously contemplating breaking up with Sam.
fal-can |✔️| @birb
ummm hey?!?
bucky |✔️| @helpiminabucket
How did you manage to get clothes ALL OVER THE HOUSE in less than three full days?
fal-can |✔️| @birb
sorry i’m not as neat as you, mr. military
bucky |✔️| @helpiminabucket
You were in the army too?!
Peter’s clothes are neat and he wasn’t in the army?
petey pie @propertyoftheavengers
don’t drag me into this
fal-can |✔️| @birb
peter is a neat freak?? of course his clothes are packed neatly
petey pie @propertyoftheavengers
i was going to help but now i don’t want to
America’s Ass |✔️| @americanowithice
I’ll do it.
pew pew |✔️| @katniss
you really can’t go more than 5 minutes without bickering??
fal-can |✔️| @birb
no
bucky |✔️| @helpiminabucket
It’s not my fault Sam’s a messy pig.
fal-can |✔️| @birb
get over it
Nat |✔️| @spidermama
You two are worse than Tony and Stephen when they get going over who knows more about Brooklyn 99
magic wand(a) |✔️| @redsparklesgoboom
… stephen watches b99?
*aggressively climbs* |✔️| @ontheceiling
how have i never told you this before??
magic wand(a) |✔️| @redsparklesgoboom
bitch, you knew?
*aggressively climbs* |✔️| @ontheceiling
i have super hearing and i would locate captain holt's dulcet tones anywhere
Who am I? |✔️| @canatincancan
also it’s me. i know more. i am superior.
Yes, I’m a doctor |✔️| @itsalittlestrange
you’re just some common bitch
Bruce |✔️| @greanbean
Oh he went there
magic wand(a) |✔️| @redsparklesgoboom
i still can’t believe that STEPHEN watches b99
Yes, I’m a doctor |✔️| @itsalittlestrange
Did you think I was just some common bitch?
Bruce |✔️| @greanbean
He’s still going
sure e |✔️| @sureehopeitdoes
and it’s still incredible
fal-can |✔️| @birb
it’s official we’re watching b99 together on the big screen on the plane
a child. |✔️| @VISION
I already have Season One Episode One ready to go.
Yes, I’m a doctor |✔️| @itsalittlestrange
Have we agreed that I’m the superior fan?
Who am I? |✔️| @canatincancan
oh, noooooooooooooooooooooooo
I’m a professional™️ |✔️| @theceobitches
We have to leave in an HOUR and if you all don’t hurry up you can stay here in the rain.
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Rhodey |✔️| @imontherhodeagain
thank the gods this flight is shorter
pew pew |✔️| @katniss
don't get so excited
our next flight is way longer
America’s Ass |✔️| @americanowithice
Focus on the here and now for now.
Who am I? |✔️| @canatincancan
brooklyn 99 is starting in 10
petey pie @propertyoftheavengers
honestly can’t believe we have access to ships that can go try space in seconds but starch chooses to travel by plane to feel modest. WE’RE IN THE MOST LUXURIOUS JET LIKE EVER
Who am I? |✔️| @canatincancan
would you like to fly economy?
petey pie @propertyoftheavengers
fair enough
harley, is gay @apotatoflewaroundmyroom
i feel like everyone should know that as this is going on peter and stephen are swapping seats so peter can sit next to stank
harley, is gay @apotatoflewaroundmyroom
it’s also to make sure they don’t murder each other over who’s the biggest brooklyn 99 fan
harley, is gay @apotatoflewaroundmyroom
semantics
petey pie @propertyoftheavengers
harley you’re really ruining my vibe of rebellious teenager
harley, is gay @apotatoflewaroundmyroom
we both know that i’m the rebellious one
bucky |✔️| @helpiminabucket
You are a fucking nightmare, that’s what you are.
harley, is gay @apotatoflewaroundmyroom
and gay! don’t forget that i’m gay!!
bucky |✔️| @helpiminabucket
A nightmare.
harley, is gay @apotatoflewaroundmyroom
are you saying that my being gay is a nightmare? because that’s homophobic, bitch
bucky |✔️| @helpiminabucket
I’M GAY?!
harley, is gay @apotatoflewaroundmyroom
and??
bucky |✔️| @helpiminabucket
I hate you.
harley, is gay @apotatoflewaroundmyroom
you love me
bucky |✔️| @helpiminabucket
Unfortunately, yes /hj
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Andrew Minyard be like: @ogmoronsexual
so remember that 20th person??
resident disaster !! @dysphoriahours
yeah?
Andrew Minyard be like: @ogmoronsexual
maybe it’s that mobius person that was tweeting with peter and loki?
Pirate :p @Jack89960558
but they all regularly tweet with fans and friends and stuff so they could just be a fan
Andrew Minyard be like: @ogmoronsexual
i dunno, it’s just a theory
it seemed like they were flirting with loki
Toms @Patchesnameistommy
If it is him, I wonder who he is?
Avennnn @thatonetransbitch
i wonder....