Chapter 1: Prologue
Chapter Text
No One's POV
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A figure was sitting in a chair in front of a fireplace.
He wore a Dark Blue Suit Jacket, Dark Blue Suit Pants, Black Dress Shoes, and a Black Button up Shirt.
His name.... was Crackle.
He had his hair spikey.
He had multiple face tattoos.
One of which, was "Cracked" written on his forehead.
Soon his assistant came in.
"Sir." Said the Assistant. "We found her."
"And you sent her the package?" Asked Crackle, standing up.
"Well," Started the Assistant. "We did. However, they sent it back to us. They also sent a note, asking us not to send over dead squirrels and used bandages."
Crackle turned around.
"WHAT?" He screeched.
Crackle started rolling on the ground, crying uncontrollably.
"SHE'S MY QUEEN!" Cried Crackle, through messy tears.
Crackle got up.
"I EVEN DECORATED THIS ROOM TO HONOR HER!" Crackle screeched.
"Carmen" was written everywhere in the room with Red Sharpie.
There was a store mannequin with a long Red Coat and a Red Fedora in the corner.
Carmen's wanted posters were everywhere.
"Sir, I have a question." Said the Assistant.
"WhAt Is YoUr QuEsTiOn?" Asked Crackle.
"Why do we choose to work for you?" Asked the Assistant. "You're less of a villain to be taken seriously, and more of a guy who watched a lot of hip-hop music videos who's trying to act like a psychotic Mob Boss, only to make the audience cringe at the portrayal of someone who's a fan favorite character."
Crackle nodded.
"I'm sorry, I didn't hear you." Said Crackle. "I was too busy thinking of a music video from Katy Perry."
Crackle walked over to a table with millions of dollars stacked on it.
"It took us 3 weeks to get all this cash." Smiled Crackle.
The Assistant smiled.
"Are you going to give a motivational speech on how crime isn't about money and is only about the adrenaline rush?" Asked the Assistant.
"No." Said Crackle. "I was going to say how we should use the money to buy a million candy bars, and then we take those candy bars, and we build a statue of me in Moscow made out of candy bars."
Crackle started running around the room, flapping his armed like wings, and singing twinkle little star.
The Assistant sighed.
"8 years of Assistant College for this." He sobbed. "I'm still $450k in student debt."
Crackle then farted.
"Uh oh!" Crackle said. "I need a new pair of pants."
Chapter 2: Tigress
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Tigress's POV
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I was chasing Carmen on top of rooftops in New York City.
She was wearing her Red Skull Helmet.
Soon, we came to a dead end.
There was nowhere to go from here.
"It's over, Carmen." I shouted. "Give it up."
She turned around.
"It's never over." She said. "I am the world's greatest thief."
"Take off your Mask." I said.
She unequipped her Helmet.
"What are you going to do?" Carmen asked. "We're both wanted criminals, and I am not going down without a fight."
"But do we have to fight?" I asked.
Carmen tilted her head.
"What do you mean by that?" Carmen asked.
I walked over to her.
She got into a fighting stance, but then, I wrapped my arms around her and pulled her into a hug.
Carmen was confused, but returned the hug.
"I've missed you so much." I sobbed into Carmen's shoulder.
Carmen rubbed circles on my back with her hand.
She started sobbing too.
"I'm sorry I made you feel this way." Carmen said through tears.
I pulled away, slightly and looked into Carmen's eyes.
Her beautiful grey eyes.
I looked at the scar on the left side of her face.
"I'm sorry I caused that." I said, full of so much regret.
"It's okay." Carmen said. "Every time I see it, it reminds me of you."
Our faces started getting close.
Our lips were getting close...
~~~End of Dream~~~
"WAKE UP, INMATE!" Shouted an ACME Agent, pulling me awake from my slumber. The Agent slid a tray of food into my cell. "Time to eat. Today we go to the gym."
Sat up.
"Ok." I growled.
The Agent nodded before walking away.
I put my face down into my pillow.
I started groaning.
Chapter 3: Prison Life
Chapter Text
Tigress's POV
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We'd been in the prison for months.
No trial.
Just sentence.
We were sent to the gym.
One thing about this ACME prison was, there was no separation for men and women.
So I still get to see El Topo and Le Chévre, along with Paper Star and...the bitch who put us here.
Carmen got a lot of respect from the other prisoners.
We had a mutual understanding.
Stay away from us, or we'll mess you up.
Today, Carmen had just finished her workout.
Does she really think her muscles scare me?
That her tattoos send a chill down my spine?
That her beautiful face will fluster me?
No way.
Carmen was just another prisoner.
Rolling her sleeves up, doesn't do anything.
Carmen had an audience with some of the prisoners.
By "some," I meant all.
She was bragging on about her crimes again.
Me, El Topo, Le Chévre, and Paper Star all watched.
No One's POV
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"Yes, I managed to pull one over on V.I.L.E." Said Carmen. "They paid me one million, they received nothing. Played them like a violin then, at the last moment, cut the strings that kept us in cahoots."
All the other prisoners gasped in amazement.
"What is your secret?" Ask one of the prisoners.
"I just have a likeable personality." Said Carmen. "If I wasn't in prison, I'd probably still have V.I.L.E. and ACME struggling to sleep at night."
"What if you had to fight Chief?" Asked another prisoner.
"That would never happen." Said Carmen.
"But if it did?" Asked Another prisoner.
"I still have respect for Chief." Said Carmen. "But she's a collosal bitch who accused me of stealing what was rightfully mine back from her. If we fight..... I'd make her a cripple."
Sheena started laughing.
Carmen turned to her.
"Carmen, you'd probably have better luck teaching a dog to talk." Said Sheena. "Your fighting is mediocre at best."
"What the hell did you say, Tigress?" Asked Carmen, walking towards her. "I knocked you four on your asses. So you better not test me."
"You had the advantage of guns and armor." Said Sheena. "Here, your just another inmate. You're not special."
Tigress got close to Carmen's face.
"Black Sheep." She wispered, just loud enough for everyone to hear.
Carmen nodded.
"You want you get ruined?" Asked Carmen. "Let's go."
Carmen and Tigress both got into fighting stances.
Just then, Chase Devineaux walked into the room.
"Time for you to return to your cells." Said Chase.
Carmen looked Tigress in the eyes.
"Saved by the bell." She remarked. "Next time, Catwoman Wannabe."
~~Timeskip~~
Tigress was in her cell, practicing her punches on the wall.
"Is that it?" Asked Carmen in the cell right across from Sheena. "Is that all those claws are good for nowadays?"
Tigress stopped punching the wall and turned to face Carmen.
"You're all show and no go, now." Said Carmen.
Tigress punched the wall hard enough to put a crack in it.
"I got plenty of go." Said Tigress.
"You're wall must made of cardboard." Said Carmen. "Cause I was able to kick your ass so easily in that alleyway. Still never took me to dinner."
"You had guns." Said Tigress. "You knocked us all our through cheating. And those tattoos don't make you look edgy."
"Maybe one day I'll put a scar on you." Said Carmen. "Maybe then I'd put tattoos all over the rest of your pretty little face."
"So you think I'm pretty?" Asked Tigress. "Well, I'm taken. Taken through revenge. One day, away from this place, I would beat you up, within an inch of your life."
Carmen walked closer to the bars of her cell.
"Maybe we'll find out." Said Carmen.
"You better hope that never happens, La Femme Rouge." Said Tigress.
Just then Tigress's cell opened up.
Tigress walked out.
"Troll?" She asked aloud. "I still think you're weird!"
Then a bunch of ACME agents ran towards Tigress, pointing their gas-guns at her.
"Relax." Said Tigress.
When one agent wasn't looking, Carmen took his key from his pocket and unlocked her cell.
No agent seemed to pay her any mind.
Carmen made a mad dash to escape.
"STOP HER!" Cried Tigress.
Tigress knocked a lot of agents out of her way and started chasing Carmen.
One guard tried to tackle Carmen, but Carmen punched him in the face and threw him behind her.
Tigress hopped over the agent's body.
Carmen was about to enter the elevator, when Tigress tackled her to the ground.
"I'm just trying to be free." Said Carmen, kicking Tigress off her her.
Carmen entered the elevator and pushed the button for the first floor.
Tigress ran in as well, and shoved Carmen against a wall.
"I thought you were dead for a year." Said Tigress. "I'm really going to enjoy this."
Tigress started punching Carmen in the face.
Carmen punched Tigress in the stomach and shoved her against the opposite wall.
Tigress tripped Carmen and straddled her waist.
"Second date?" Asked Carmen. "But we still haven't had any dinner, dear."
Tigress only growled.
Then the elevator reached the top floor.
Carmen and Tigress looked outside and were greeted with dozens of ACME Agents, pointing gas-guns at them.
Chief stepped forward.
"A little longer than I expected." She said.
The Agents cuffed both of them.
"This was just to see if you still have the fight in you." Said Chief. "Welcome to ACME'S VILE TEAM."
"That sounds like a lazy name." Said Carmen.
Chapter 4: Prisoner Introductions
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Chief's POV
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I had asked Mr. Devineaux to meet me in my office.
He would be the one to control ACME'S VILE TEAM for his knowledge of Carmen Sandiego.
Chase entered the room.
"Good afternoon, Mr. Devineaux." I said. "Shall we get started?"
Chase nodded and took a seat.
I clicked a button in my desk which made Carmen's picture appear in a hologram.
"You know her." I said.
"I know all about La Femme Rouge." Said Chase. "She got a dozen over me before, but not anymore."
"Well," I said. "There's more you need to know about her."
I pushed another button which showed a video of Carmen beating up a dozen V.I.L.E. operatives back when she still wore her Red Fedora and Red Coat.
"She dedicated her whole life to stop V.I.L.E." I said. "She was raised by V.I.L.E., but never agreed with their cause. And as you know, she faked her death and started using dart guns. One reason it was hard to tell it was her was the Red Skull Helmet."
"That I know." Said Chase. "With that voice changer, nobody could tell it was her."
Her helmet, when spoken into, a dark, robotic, feminine voice would come out.
That's why we couldn't recognize her voice.
"And now for the rest." I said, click a button for the next photo.
It displayed a picture of Tigress.
"You know her as Sheena." I said. "Her code name is Tigress. She was a rich girl from California who wanted just a little bit more. The only thing that Tigress informed us about herself was that she hates Carmen. She uses her clawed gloves to attack her targets. She wears night vision goggles. While she is a deva, she can prove to be a valuable asset."
"Nothing I can not handle." Said Chase.
I clicked another button.
It displayed a picture of El Topo.
"You know him as Antonio." I said. "His code name is El Topo. He used to live in a shanty house in Mexico before being recruited by V.I.L.E. His greatest skill is digging. If there's dirt, he can find a way in and out."
"We could enter the low ground." Said Chase. "But being covered in dirt is going to suck."
I clicked the next button.
A picture of Le Chévre.
"You know him as Jean-Paul." I said. "His code name is Le Chévre. Like you, he's from France. His main skill is being an expert climber. If it's tall, he's up, pun intended, for the job."
"It's good to have friends in high places." Said Chase.
I clicked the last person.
A picture of Paper Star was displayed.
"We don't know her real name." I said. "We all only know her as "Paper Star." All we know about her origin story is that she's from Tokyo, Japan. We don't know how she ended up at V.I.LE. Academy. She has the ability to turn origami into weapons. It might create a mess, but we'll take all we've got."
"Shall I assemble the team?" Asked Chase.
"It's already done." I said.
No One's POV
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~~In Tigress's Cell~~
Tigress was in her cell, wondering where Carmen was.
"What is "ACME'S VILE TEAM?"" Tigress asked herself.
Then a bunch of Agents burst into her cell and dragged her out, despite Sheena's protests.
~~In El Topo's Cell~~
El Topo was trying to dig his way from his cell.
Then a bunch of Agents burst into his cell and dragged him out as well.
~~In Le Chévre's Cell~~
Le Chévre climbed the ceiling of his cell.
When the Agents burst in, he attacked them first.
After a few moments, they had him under control.
~~In Paper Star's Cell~~
Paper Star sat on the bed of her cell.
She was creating Origami animals from the toilet paper in her cell.
When the Agents burst in, she didn't even resist.
~~Timeskip~~
Tigress, El Topo, Le Chévre, and Paper Star were in the garage of the prison.
They didn't know the reason they were there.
Chief appeared through pen hologram.
"Don't try to escape." She said. "The breakfast you are? In yours it had a chip the size of a piece of rice. It found it's way to your neck. It has the power of a hand grenade. You try to escape. You die."
Everyone gasped.
"It's a lie." Said Tigress. "You wouldn't do all this just to kill us."
"Try me." Said Chief.
Everyone looked at each other hesitantly.
A couple of ACME Agents came in with a huge duffel bag.
The bag was moving.
"Look who came to the party." Said Chief.
Chase opened the bag and Carmen jumped out of it.
"Welcome to Hell, Ms. Sandiego." Said Chase.
Carmen punched an ACME Agent in the face and tried to fight off the other ones.
Chase and a couple of other Agents shoved Carmen against an RV.
"Hey~" Said Carmen.
"Calm down." Said Chase.
Carmen scoffed.
"Well, one minute I'm playing Pac-Man at the mall with my friends," Said Carmen. "then these people in suits come and drag me out of nowhere."
"Shut up!" Exclaimed Chase. "You're Carmen Sandiego. World's greatest thief. You tried to escape yesterday."
"I am and did not." Said Carmen, pretending to sound offended.
Chase stood Carmen next to the rest of the crew.
"Now this sucks." Said Carmen.
"Thought you said you were innocent." Said Tigress.
Carmen flipped her off.
"You have a chip in your neck." Said Tigress. "You try to escape, you die."
"Shit." Said Carmen. "I guess I should've brought my medical card."
That joke made everyone laugh.
When everyone calmed down, Chief continued.
"We need you five to embark on am assignment." Said Chief.
"Let me guess." Said Carmen. "You want us to steal important information from V.I.L.E."
"We want you to capture Crackle." Said Chief.
Everyone gasped.
"We tried to give him back his memories." Said Chief. "He went crazy. You are the only ones who can capture him."
"Are you kidding me?" Asked Carmen. "You want us to capture a single person? You could have us infiltrate every single V.I.LE. Base, and you only care about a single person."
"All in due time." Said Chief. "And Crackle is a huge threat currently. Look at this disturbing video we captured of him."
The hologram changed to security footage from a museum.
Crackle and his men had all the Security Guards tied up.
Crackle then walked over to a painting worth millions, and proceeded to urinate on it.
"He got face tattoos?" Asked Le Chévre in disgust.
"Why don't you just send a few Agents to get him?" Asked Carmen. "He can't be that scary."
"All our other Agents aren't as expendable compared to you prisoners." Said Chief. "And we'll be sure to use you for future missions to destroy V.I.LE."
Carmen sighed.
"Politicians and High Ranking Government Officials, Man." Exclaimed Carmen.
"Agent Devineaux will be your leader." Said Chief.
The RV had the lights turn on.
"You will use this vehicle for the mission." Said Chief. "All your needed clothes and gadgets are in crates located inside. Your names are written on them."
Paper Star skipped towards the RV, then inside.
"You guys really are terrible." Said Carmen. "You act like you're caring for everyone, but you only care about maintaining power. You're no better than V.I.L.E., you just hide behind the law. And I will never view corruption as-"
"HEY!" Shouted Paper Star, through a window in the RV. "There are tons of party pizzas in here. And a microwave."
"Holy shit!" Exclaimed Carmen. "Be right there!"
Carmen turned back to Chief.
"To be continued." She said. "Yo, Paper Star, save some for me!"
Then Carmen ran into the RV.
Tigress sighed.
"Even she gives into the munchies." Said Le Chévre.
'She's a Dumbass.' Thought Sheena. 'Who I love. I mean hate. Who I hate to love. I mean still hate. I love to hate her. With her perfect eyes, lovely hair, and absolutely flawless face-'
El Topo shook Sheena's shoulder.
"I think they want us to leave now." Said El Topo.
Sheena nodded.
"Let's hurry before Paper Star and Carmen eat all our food." Said Le Chévre.
Then the rest of them got into the RV and drove off to capture Crackle.
Chapter 5: Take Off The Helmet
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No One's POV
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Carmen had finished putting her clothes and armor on.
She noticed Tigress was looking at her.
"What?" She asked.
"Why'd you change your look?" Asked Tigress.
"I wasn't going to give up the chance to get a new style." Said Carmen. "New life, new style, same enemies."
Everyone else was getting their gear on.
Chase Devineaux was driving the RV.
"What about you old crew?" Asked Me Chévre.
"Well, La Chévre," Said Carmen, much to Le Chévre's annoyance. "I knew that ACME and V.I.LE. would go after anyone who ever came into contact with me. It was for their own safety."
"And how do you feel about capturing Crackle?" Asked El Topo.
Carmen looked at the ground saddened, before equipped her Red Skull Helmet.
"I just hope we can find a way to give him back his sanity." Said Carmen.
"You spoke to him, didn't you?" Asked Paper Star, worryingly.
"When I went into hiding." Said Carmen. "I was going to visit him. Then....I saw the Agents arrest him."
Tigress, El Topo, Le Chévre, and Paper Star gasped.
"I shouldn't have run away." Said Carmen. "It's partially my fault."
There was a moment of silence for their friend Crackle and his sanity.
Tigress looked up and had enough.
"Take it off." Demanded Tigress.
Carmen looked at her.
"Excuse me?" Carmen asked.
"TAKE IT OFF!" Yelled Tigress.
Everyone looked at Tigress like she went insane.
"We had to mourne for your death for years." Said Tigress. "I thought the last time I would ever see your face, would be when I accidentally killed you. Why do you think I attacked La Femme Rouge? I thought she was a cheap version of you. But she is you. But I don't want to see La Femme Rouge. I want to see you!"
"I wore this Helmet for a long time." Said Carmen. "They plastered my face on posters to cash in on my legacy. So this is the face I'm showing the world."
"You think you're superior to us?" Asked Tigress. "You're just another prisoner. You're only viewed as an expendable. We're teammates. And teammates see each other's faces."
Defeated, Carmen sighed and unequipped her Helmet.
"Now keep it like that for a while." Said Tigress.
"It'll be back on soon." Said Carmen, turning to sit down and turned on the TV.
"This is going to be a slow ride." Said El Topo to Le Chévre.
Chapter 6: V.I.L.E. and Crackle Brothers
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Coach Brunt's POV
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I couldn't believe it.
Our best team captured.
They're locked in prison with La Femme Rouge.
I hope they kill her in jail.
The rest of the staff decided that a meeting was in order.
Roundabout called from his office in the British Secret Service.
"I've done all I could." Said Nigel. "But they won't let them out."
"We need to have La Femme Rouge pay!" Said Countess Cleo. "She knows my daughter! I must demand how!"
"She was everyone's ADOPTED daughter." Said Professor Maelstrom.
"I don't care." Said Countess Cleo. "I want to know how!"
"Is there anything else you can do, Nigel?" Asked Doctor Bellum.
The screen started to glitch, then...HIS face appeared.
Crackle.
Well, the thing that used to be Crackle
He was sitting in a chair.
"Hello, Everyone." Said Crackle happily. "I trust that you are all still mourning over the death of Princess Charlotte?"
"Princess who?" I asked.
"The Princess of Hell?" Said Crackle, rolling his eyes. "She died a while ago. Everyone thinks Arackniss killed her, but if you know the story like me, you'd know she-oops spoilers!"
We were all confused.
"What about what happened to Adora?" He asked.
"Who?" Asked Doctor Bellum.
"Anyways," Said Crackle. "I can help you with your problem."
"How are you supposed to help?" Asked Professor Maelstrom. "Yesterday you sent us a package with jars of your urine."
Crackle purred.
"You know how I can help." He said.
"Did you just purr?" Asked Doctor Bellum.
"DON'T INTERRUPT ME, BITCH!" Yelled Crackle with a high pitched voice.
We all jumped back.
"I know where your V.I.L.E. team is." He said.
We all were relieved.
"Where?" I asked.
"They're in a dangerous underground prison." Said Crackle, picking his nose. "And I know the identity of La Femme Rouge."
"Stop picking your nose!" I said. "And how do you know?"
"She's an old friend of mine." Said Crackle. "And I'm CrAzY!"
Crackle then got up and started jumping around the room he was in.
We all just stood in silence as we watched the bizarre scene in front of us.
Some of our guards stopped what they were doing to watch the scene as well.
Crackle suddenly stopped, ran towards a window, then opened it.
"GERONIMO!" He screamed to the people at the bottom of the building, before dropping his pants and taking a diarrhea dump outside."
Then he walked back to where he was.
"Still have some left." He said.
He then proceeded...to take a shit....in his pants.
Right in front of us.
He then got up and started doing squats.
GROSS!
Then his Assistant walked in.
"Are you behaving yourself?" He asked.
"DoN't TeLl Me WhAt To Do!" Screamed Crackle. "I'M A GROWN ASS MAN!"
Crackle started to cry like a toddler.
"Are you now?" Asked Assistant. "Who pooped his pants?"
"I did." Said Crackle. "Just a little bit."
"Now we're going to get changed." Said Assistant.
"I don't wanna change." Said Crackle, as Assistant grabbed his arm. "GET your HANDS off OF meeeeee...!"
"Is that how we behave?" Asked Assistant.
"Yes." Said Crackle, crying.
"Is that how we behave?" Asked Assistant.
"STUPID BITCH!" Said Crackle.
Assistant gasped and Crackle stayed in silence.
Assistant slapped Crackle across the face.
Crackle started to cry harder.
"OH!" Said Assistant, with sorrow." I'm sorry. I'm sorry."
Assistant tried to calmed Crackle down.
"You're a grown man." Insisted Assistant. "Who's a grown ass man?"
"I AM!" Cried Crackle. "I AM!"
"Do you know what grown men do?" Asked Assistant, then Crackle nodded. "They go to the bathroom to change when they go poo poo. Come on let's go."
Assistant was about to leave with Crackle, when he stopped and turned to us.
"I'm sorry." He said. "Mr. Crackle got high again. It's not pretty."
"I got high on toilet cleaner." Said Crackle.
Then they left the room they were in and the call ended.
........Okay.
That's messed up.
Chapter 7: Motel Assault
Summary:
Sorry for the delay in the Dark Reality series.
School starts in August in Florida.
I've been real busy.
But worry not.
New chapters are on the way.
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Carmen's POV
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We decided to stop for the night at a motel.
At least ACME thought of allowing us to rent motel rooms and maybe eat at diners.
They even gave us pajamas.
By "pajamas," I meant we had to use our prison jumpsuits for pajamas.
What?
I can't sleep in my armor.
We got two rooms.
One for the ladies.
One for the men.
By "men," I actually mean La Chévre, Devineaux, and El Topo in case you were wondering.
'Great.' I thought sarcastically. 'I get to share a room with two people who might want to slit my throat as soon as I fall asleep. Devineaux doesn't have to worry. If El Topo or La Chévre even breath on him, all our heads will be blown off.'
When we got to our room, there were only two beds.
I took the one closest to the bathroom.
"You two get to share a bed." I said, jumping onto my bed.
"You're lucky we can't kill you." Said Paper Star.
"No, the rule is you can't kill Devineaux." I sighed. "So I'll sleep with an eye open."
Paper Star went to the bathroom to get changed.
I stood up and was about to get changed, then I turned to Tigress.
"A little privacy, please?" I asked.
Luckily, she looked the other way when I changed into my pajamas.
And I did the same for her.
I set on of my pistols on the nightstand, while putting the other one in a duffel bag ACME so kindly gave each of us.
"Why is your pistol on the nightstand?" Asked Paper Star, sitting on her bed.
"Never know." I said.
"Wanna watch a movie?" Asked Tigress.
The motel room had the film Wizard of Oz on DVD.
I nodded.
We watched the film together, and surprisingly, we enjoyed ourselves.
I thought we'd be throwing each other against the wall by now.
Correction, I thought THEY would be shoving me into a wall by now.
After the movie, we decided to call it a night.
Just as I was about to turn in, Tigress got in the same bed as me.
"What the hell are you doing?" I asked her.
"Paper Star probably rolls around in her sleep." Said Tigress.
"Are you sure I don't?" I asked.
"I woke up from time to time while you, me, Crackle, El Topo, and Le Chévre were sharing the same room." She said. "I never once saw you roll around in your sleep. And I'm not taking any chances."
I sighed.
"Fine." I said. "But don't get any ideas."
Tigress nodded and turned the lamp light off.
As I lay down, Tigress wrapped her arms around my waist.
"What did I just-" I began.
"Just let me hold you." Tigress practically pleased. "Please."
I sighed again.
And so we stayed like that.
Soon I felt myself drifting off to sleep.
This... actually didn't feel all that bad.
This... actually felt great.
No One's POV
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Meanwhile, outside of the motel, a black van pulled into the driveway.
A bunch of men carrying assault rifles got out.
"Kill everyone you can find." Said One of the men. "Everyone except that latina that Mr. Kangaroo wants."
"Kinda feel sorry for her." Said Another one of the men. "Crackle is fucking insane."
"Don't be sad." Said the first person. "She's one of the reasons we need to build a wall."
"You're such a fucking racist, Man." Said the second person.
"It's not my fault you're so sensitive." Said the first person.
The men pointed their rifles at the motel.
"OPEN FIRE!" Screamed one of the men.
The men opened fire upon the motel.
Tigress's POV
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I jolted awake at the sound of gunshots.
So did Carmen and Paper Star.
"We're under attack!" Cried out Paper Star.
"No shit, Sherlock." Remarked Carmen, getting up and putting her armor on.
She closed the helmet, grabbed her gun off the nightstand and was digging through her bag for the bullets.
"What the hell?" She exclaimed, pulling out a box of regular pistol cartridges.
"Normal bullets." I said.
"I can't use normal." She said. "I don't kill!"
"Well you better rethink that." I said. "Those people have guns. I don't know why. But they'll kill us if we don't do anything."
"I can't." Said Carmen.
Paper Star was preparing her stars, I was putting on my gloves.
"Sorry, Carm." I said. "But we have to make a choice."
Me and Paper Star exited our room and started fighting the enemies.
We were easily able to dodge the bullets.
Paper Star was throwing her stars into the heads and necks of them, killing them instantly or hitting them fatally.
I hate doing this.
I started to sink my claws into a bunch of our enemies.
El Topo and Le Chévre exited their room and joined us.
El Topo was using his claws to also impale them.
He hated it too.
Le Chévre was breaking their arms and knocking them to the floor.
Just as I was distracted, one of them grabbed me from behind.
They put a gun to my head.
They were the last one.
Everyone stopped.
"Give me the Taco!" He exclaimed.
"There's a Taco Bell down the street." I said, struggling.
"You know what I mean." He said. "The Latina! Our boss, Mr. Aussie, wants her."
"We are not giving her to you." Said El Topo. "Carmen is family."
"I knew you Sombreros would always have each other's backs." Said Mr. Asshole. "But your people aren't going to avoid my gaze."
"You racist asshole!" I said.
He hit me over the head with his pistol.
"Give her to me now, or this bitch dies." He said.
I closed my eyes tightly, waiting for the gunshot.
There was a gunshot.
But Mr. Asshole was the one to fall down.
We looked at the direction the shot came from.
Carmen, shaking, was holding her pistol.
I walked over to her.
"Carm?" I asked.
She said nothing.
She could only look down, and could only stand there wearing that helmet.
I reached out towards her, and pushed the button on her neck.
Her helmet came down, revealing Carmen Sandiego..with tears in her eyes.
"Are you okay?" I asked.
Stupid.
Of course she wasn't okay!
"I..." She began, sobbing. "I just never killed anyone before. I mean I throw them into walls, but that's only a headache."
Her sobbing turned to full on crying.
I embraced her in a hug.
She was crying into my shoulder, but I paid it no mind.
Devineaux came in with the RV.
"Get in." He said. "The police will arrive soon. And I do not feel like explaining this."
I helped Carmen into the RV.
El Topo and Paper Star grabbed all our stuff.
We drove on out of there.
I still held on the Carmen.
Ironic.
Earlier, she was all tough and ready for a fight.
Now, she's crying into my shoulder.
I guess in some fucked up, crazy, stupid way, I should consider myself lucky.
I'm one of few people who have seen who the true Carmen really is.
A kind and innocent person.
She's not evil.
No matter what others think of her.
That's why she escaped V.I.L.E.
And I was too self-righteous to think of her as anything more than a coward.
I'm the real coward.
I'm the one who's really hiding behind a mask.
Chapter 8: Crackle Plays Bangggo
Chapter Text
Coach Brunt's POV
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
We were having another meeting.
We had just discovered that La Femme Rouge was working with our team.
Traitors.
"What are we going to do?" Asked Doctor Bellum. "Should we execute them all."
"Not La Femme Rouge." Said Countess Cleo. "Not until we get information about Black Sheep."
Just then, HE showed up on the screen.
"Helloooooo~" Said Crackle. "Did you hear what happened to Valentino? That fucker died. And unlike Charlotte Magne , Vaggie, or Adora, he won't be missed. Just have to do that to Odalia, Kiki, Shadow Weaver, Stella, Octavia, the one from the Fright Zone, not the Owl Princess, and that's about it."
"WE DON'T KNOW WHO THOSE PEOPLE ARE!" I Shouted.
Crackle gasped.
"What do you mean "those people?"" Asked Crackle.
We all looked at him dumfounded.
"What do you mean "those people?"" Asked Doctor Bellum.
"SHUT UP!" Said Crackle. "IT'S the BIG boy's TURN to SPEAK properly."
We all rolled our eyes.
"I sent an assault team to find them, and they did." Said Crackle.
We all had hopes of joy.
"Did they succeed?" I asked.
"No." Said Crackle. "They only failed and put the police on our trail."
We all gasped.
"YOU DID WHAT?" I asked.
"Let's go over this with a root beer." Purred Crackle. "ASSY!"
Just then, his Assistant walked into the room.
"Give our guest a root beer." Said Crackle.
His assistant looked at us, then back to Crackle.
"I have two problems, Mr. Crackle." Said Assistant.
"WhAt?" Asked Crackle, picking his ear.
"You drank all the root beer." Said the Assistant. "And your guests are being talked to virtually. We can't hand it to them."
"It's okay." Said Crackle. "Just tell them you're sorry."
The Assistant turned to us.
"Sorry, Everyone, but I am unable to hand you your drinks." Said the Assistant.
"It's oka-" I said, before a shotgun blast interrupted me.
We all jumped back.
The Assistant's head was blown to pieces, and his body fell to the floor.
Crackle was the one holding the shotgun.
"YOU HAD ONE JOOOOOOOOOOB!" Said Crackle. "And. You. Couldn't. Fucking. Do. That!"
There was blood all over the room.
"What the fuck is happening?" I asked.
"I killed my Assistant." Said Crackle.
"Why the fuck did you do that?" Asked Professor Maelstrom.
"He should've given you root beer." Shrugged Crackle.
Then, Crackle set the gun down, and picked up a banjo.
He started playing terribly.
He was ruining the beautiful banjo sound.
"🎵 Playing Banjo!🎵" Crackle sung terribly. "🎵B-A-N-G-G-G-O!🎵"
Then he smashed the banjo into his TV.
"Bye." Said Crackle.
Crackle shot his computer, ending the call.
Sick fuck.
Sick dumbass.
Sick bastard.
Shadowsan's POV
~~~~~~~~~~~~
We had been looking for months in order to find Carmen.
We still could not believe she was La Femme Rouge.
I can not believe...I attempted to kill her.
Zack, Ivy, and I were outside of the prison where we assumed Carmen was being held.
Before we could attack, Player called us.
"Carmen was transferred out of the prison." Said Player. "I managed to hack into ACME's mainframe. She's gone."
Damnit.
"Where?" Asked Ivy.
"ACME drafted her for a secret government project." Said Player.
"What kind of secret government project?" Asked Zack.
"A suicide mission project." Said Player, with a fearful voice.
We all gasped.
"Her, Tigress, El Topo, Le Chévre, and Paper Star were enlisted." Said Player. "They joined a project called "ACME'S VILE TEAM.""
"That's a lazy name." Said Ivy.
"They're apparently on their way to Australia." Said Player.
"Why don't they just escape?" Asked Zack.
"They had explosives put into their necks." Said Player. "If they defect, they die."
No.
Not this time.
I can not lose my daughter again.
"What are they doing in Australia?" I asked.
"Capturing Crackle is what it says." Said Player.
"Why Crackle?" Asked Ivy. "Why not V.I.L.E.?"
"Heck if I know." Said Player. "But I have a picture for Crackle looks like now. Let me just-AAAAH!"
We all jumped at Player's scream.
"Player, what is wrong?" I asked.
"I..." Started Player. "I'mma just send you the picture. Okay? I can't even talk about it."
He send us the picture.
I looked at it.
Dear God!
I myself let out a scream of shock.
"What is it?" Asked Zack.
I showed them both the picture.
They both screamed in shock.
Zack was covering his eyes, while Ivy was trying hard not to barf.
An ACME Agent walked over to us.
"This is a restricted area." Said the Agent. "What are you even screaming about."
"Young man," I started. "We are screaming about this."
I showed him the photo.
He screamed with a high pitched voice.
"Why?" He cried out. "Why did this happen?"
Zack screamed loud as well.
"HE RUINED HIS FACE!" Cried Ivy.
"RUINED IT!" Shouted the Agent.
"A FATE WORSE THAN DEATH!" I Cried aloud.
Me, Zack, Ivy, and the Agent hugged each other.
This is a horror we could never unsee.
Chapter 9: Entering Australia
Chapter Text
Tigress's POV
~~~~~~~~~
We finally arrived to the docks, ready to board a ship to Australia.
Carmen was still in shock for what she had to do.
Even now she couldn't act like her typical punk self.
At least we're seeing the real Carmen, now.
~~Timeskip~~
Carmen was silent the whole ride.
El Topo and Paper Star had tried every now and then to talk to her, she only nodded.
We walked onto the deck.
"We're about to arrive to our destination." Said the Captain through the speakers. "For those who've never to Australia, please watch the welcome video."
We all looked at the screen.
The welcome video:
https://youtu.be/7Gr0pKI-eeg
Yeah.
Seems about right.
We've been here before.
The boat arrived on land and we all walked out.
I'm just surprised that nobody is paying attention to a bunch of people dressed like us.
We're still wearing our armor.
Then, call me crazy, I saw three imps walk into a portal.
"Hurry up, Moxxie." Said the tallest one, as they ran into the portal.
...Okay.
That happened.
Nobody even noticed.
I turned to look at Carmen.
"Well," I said. "we finally arrived."
Carmen only nodded.
"Got anything to say?" I asked.
"Yay." Said Carmen, obviously still upset.
"Look." I said. "You did what you had to do."
"I killed a man." Said Carmen.
"He was a racist." I said.
"Still a human being." Said Carmen.
"I can imagine it's not a good feeling." Said Tigress. "But you have to lighten up."
"Why?" Asked Carmen. "So I can go back and rot in a prison? I hope I die here."
I grabbed Carmen and took into an alley, I shoved her against a wall.
"You did what you had to." I said. "If it wasn't for you, I'd be dead. Do you really think that I want you to die here? Well, unfortunately for you. My life is pretty great because I'm friends with Carmen Sandiego. And I plan on keeping you around to accompany me for a long, long time."
Carmen look at me.
She sobbed and hugged me.
I hugged her back.
"Shh." I said. "Don't cry. It's okay."
Crackle's POV
~~~~~~~~~~
I was in mah shithole, when me mate called.
"They're here." Fatty said.
"Draxx them sklounst!" I yelled into the phone.
I threw the phone out the window.
My little songbird is here.
Time to get married.
But first, I need to poop.
Right, Assy?
Assy?
Oh right, this my inner thoughts.
And Assy is dead?
Who killed him?
Oh, well.
Whatever.
Nevermind.
I just pooped myself.
Chapter 10: Fighting Adora
Chapter Text
No One's POV
~~~~~~~~~
~~Distant Future~~
~~5 Months After Prime~~
The group were attacking the Irkens and Horde Soldiers with ease, but the Exterminators and Adora were another problem entirely.
Mabel used her grappling hook to trip a dozen Irkens.
Mermista sent wave after wave of water into the Horde Soldiers.
Tigress clawed and Scratched at as many Horde Soldiers and Irkens that came close to her.
Ford, Dub, Blitz, Arackniss, Angel, and the rest shot at the Exterminators in the sky.
Coach Brunt stepped up to Adora, who was currently throwing Catra to side.
Catra groaned in pain, but stood up.
Coach Brunt signaled to her that she had it.
Coach Brunt stepped closer to Adora.
"I don't normally say things like this to kids your age." Said Coach Brunt, before pointing her left index finger close to Adora's face. "But I'm gonna send you to the hospital."
Adora scoffed, lifted her sword in the air, and cut Coach Brunt's left arm clean off.
Coach Brunt let out a yelp of pain.
Everyone, even Adora's own men, gasped.
"What the hell?" Said Coach Brunt, holding the bloody cut that used to have her arm. "That wasn't supposed to happen."
"Sorry, Resistance Member." Said Adora, through her controlled voice. "But Earth belongs to Horde Prime now."
"She made Brunt lose her arm." Cried Ford.
"And her complete strength." Said Wendy, throwing a hatchet into the head of an Exterminator. "She'll have a hard time doing push ups, now."
Soos was being attacked by a Horde Soldier, he was having trouble pushing him off.
Shadowsan came to his rescue, shoving his katana through the chest of the Horde Soldier.
"Thanks, Mr. Shadowsan." Said Soos.
"Thank me later." Said Shadowsan.
Coach Brunt was still struggling against Adora.
"You Little Bitch!" Said Coach Brunt. "Do you realize you're messing with a head of the V.I.L.E. Facility?"
Coach Brunt punched Adora across the face with her right arm.
Recovering quickly, Adora cut Coach Brunt's right arm clean off too.
Coach Brunt let out another yelp of pain.
"Now that's just sad." Said Angel Dust, mowing down as many Horde Soldiers as he could with his tommygun.
"No weight lifting, now." Said Arackniss, throwing knives into as many Irkens and Exterminators as he could.
Le Chévre was knocking down as many Soldiers that came his way.
Coach Brunt refused to give up.
"You may have sliced off my arms." Said Coach Brunt. "But I'm not dead yet."
Adora punched Coach Brunt in the stomach, causing Coach Brunt to lose her lunch.
Adding insult to injury, Adora lifted her sword, Coach Brunt's eyes went wide open in worry, and Adora cut Coach Brunt's left leg clean off.
Coach Brunt, armless, only one legged, still was standing.
"No more leg day." Said Scorpia, throwing a Horde Soldier into an Exterminator.
Coach Brunt let out a scream of fury.
"Damn you!" Exclaimed Coach Brunt, struggling to maintain her balance. "Now I'm really mad!"
Just then, a portal opened up, Dipper, Husk, Eda, and Amity stepped out.
Eda and Amity went off to help the others.
Husk just passed out from drinking too much.
"Step away from her, Adora!" Shouted Dipper.
"I'm just about to take care of her myself!" Said Coach Brunt, before Adora kicked her a few yards away.
Adora turned to Dipper.
"Finally done with the alcohol?" Asked Adora.
"For now." Said Dipper.
"This isn't your fight." Said Adora.
"The real Adora wouldn't fight for Prime." Said Dipper, sneering at Adora's glowing Green Eyes.
"Time to die!" Shouted Adora, charging at Dipper.
"Dipper!" Exclaimed Mabel, not wanting to lose her brother after finally, after all this time, getting him back.
Adora raised her sword above her head, and sent it into Dipper.
But before the sword could cut him, Dipper's palms caught the sword by the flats of the blade.
Dipper's eyes glowed gold and so did his hands.
The sword also glowed golden.
Adora also glowed gold.
Everyone looked on in amazement.
Dipper was using his magic to overpower Adora.
"Oh, yeah, First One's magic, that's the stuff!" Exclaimed Dipper. "Hear me, Adora! You are a Warrior Princess! Born of Eternia! You fought for freedom! Not to be Horde Prime's slave! Break free, now!"
Adora let out a cry of pain as Dipper used his magic to remove her of her mind control.
Adora's left eye, the robotic one, cracked.
Adora fell to her knees, turning back into her true self.
Her true self.
She was no longer a slave to Horde Prime.
"I am Adora." Said Adora, standing up. "I fought to end injustice. I only fight for freedom. And will never again use my strength to assist Horde Prime."
The rest had successfully defeated what was left of the Irkens, Horde Soldiers, and Exterminators.
"Glad to have you back, Old Friend." Said Dipper.
Adora hugged Dipper.
"Thank you." She said.
Dipper returned the hug.
They broke the hug after a few moments.
"Jeez, get a room, you two." Said Angel Dust.
"Dipper!" Exclaimed Mabel with joy as she ran over and crushed Dipper in a hug.
"Long time, no see, Sis." Said Dipper as he returned the hug.
"Pat! Pat!" Mabel and Dipper said at the same time as they patted each other's backs.
Wendy, Soos, and Ford also ran to hug Dipper.
Catra ran to Adora.
"Adora!" Catra exclaimed with joy. "I missed you so much!"
Catra was about to touch Adora's arm, before Adora pulled it away from her reach.
"Catra." Said Adora. "I'm sorry, but.... it's too late for that."
Adora turned and walked away from Catra.
Catra looked down the ground.
Only herself to blame.
"Husker." Said Alastor, walking over to Husk. "Old Friend."
"Damnit." Said Husk. "I thought I was done with your sorry ass. Pines might be eccentric, but at least he can take a fucking hint."
Bill walked over to Dipper, despite everyone's look of disapproval.
"Are you aware we have an imp with us?" Asked Bill.
Everyone gasped.
Dipper looked to see Blitz.
Blitz rolled his eyes.
"And?" Asked Dipper.
"I mean..." Started Bill. "He's an imp."
Dipper rolled his eyes and fake gasped.
"Oh my god." Dipper said with an exaggerated voice. "He is an imp, isn't he?"
"Yes." Said Bill, nodding. "It's-"
"Not really important?" Interrupted Dipper. "Imp, Irken, Angel, Etherian, Witch, or even a human. I don't don't give a shit, Man. Compared to what I've seen, he looks perfectly normal."
Everyone applauded.
Blitz smirked, feeling welcomed and accepted.
A warm feeling that he hadn't felt in such a long time.
But then Blitz looked at the ground sad, wishing Loona was there.
'She should still be alive.' Thought Blitz. 'She shouldn't have been killed by that fucking Exterminator. At least I splattered his face in the pavement...but not soon enough.... I'm sorry, Loona. Don't worry, Sweetie. Once that Caulfield goes back in time, your death will be prevented. And, Stolas, I'm sorry as well. I'm sorry Moxxie. I'm sorry, Millie. It should have been me, and you should still be here.'
"Hey, pal," Said Dipper, pulling Blitz out of his thoughts. "you okay?"
It was then that Blitz noticed he had tears in his eyes.
Blitz only nodded.
Dipper saw the pain in Blitz's eyes and asked no more questions.
"What now?" Asked Eda.
"Now." Said Ford. "We go find Maxine Caulfield."
"Did you guys forget?" Asked Dipper. "There's a huge fucking army between us and Horde Prime. How are we gonna take them all?"
"Don't worry." Said Coach Brunt, hopping towards the rest of the group. "We actually have an army of thousands. Ready to fight Horde Prime's army. They're being led by Shape Shifting Guy, Teleporting Princess, Archer Guy, and Paper Star."
Dipper looked at everyone in disbelief.
"Why didn't you just bring the entire army to accompany us on getting Caulfield?" Asked Dipper.
"They'll distract Horde Prime's main forces." Said Dib. "By the time Horde Prime learns, we'll have Maxine going back in time to prevent this."
"Sounds like a lot of pressure to put on the shoulders of one person, but alright." Said Dipper, before looking at Coach Brunt. "But can Stubby still fight? She's.... missing her arms, a leg....and her dignity...as well as her ability to wipe anytime soon."
Coach Brunt looked sadly at the ground, really starting to regret the big breakfast burrito she had earlier.
"Can you just open a portal?" Asked Tigress.
"Of course." Said Dipper. "It'll only cost one soul."
Everyone looked at him worryingly.
"Just kidding." Said Dipper, opening the portal to Horde Prime's ship. "But it'll take some time before I can open anymore portals."
"I can finally save make amends with my daughter." Said Countess Cleo. "Not "adopted daughter." She's my actual daughter. And when I help her, I will hug her...and I'll never let her go again."
Shadowsan smiled and nodded to that.
Eda looked on the ground.
Eda knew that kind of feeling all too well.
The kind of pain you get when you lost your child, and never took the full opportunity to enjoy being a parent.
The group walked through the portal.
Coach Brunt hopped through the portal.
Dipper was the last to enter.
"I just hope that Charlie, Carmen, Kaneki, Kipo, Zim, Benson, Luz, and the rest can be freed from their mind control, before they kill us." Said Dipper, before walked through the portal.
~~Meanwhile In Another World~~
In the Demon Tower, the Demon Generals were all slaughtered.
The tower was in pieces.
Horde Prime had recently found this dimension.
And he wanted them all to worship his name.
So to him, Queen Velverosa had to go.
Malori, just barley being alive came to.
She noticed that Prime was far away from her.
She also noticed that Queen Vel wasn't too far from her.
Broken, barely clinging to live, Vel was still breathing.
Malori, missing an arm, started crawling towards her.
"Vel." She just barely managed to get the words out. "Don't worry. I'm coming."
Horde Prime snapped Cerik's neck.
He wouldn't be able to respawn, not after what Prime had done to the village.
Chief's hologram appeared.
She too was under Horde Prime's mind control.
"Horde Prime." Said Chief. "There are hundreds of rebellious people trying to end your rule."
"Vel." Said Malori, still crawling to the barley awake Queen of Demons.
"Malori...." Queen Vel mumbled, barely conscious.
"Send my forces after them." Said Horde Prime. "But tell them to save the special ones. I'll deal with them myself."
"Malori, go..." Vel pleaded, barely awake.
She wasn't mad at Malori for being there, she was mad that Malori could die there.
"I made a promise to you, My Queen." Said Malori. "One that I would help you. I'm not leaving you like this."
"Also," Horde Prime told Chief. "teleport a portion of Etheria's magma here. I'd like make a point."
Malori was coming closer to the Queen.
"Malori..." Said Vel. "...I love you."
"I love you too." Said Malori, almost where Vel was.
"As you will it." Said Chief.
Malori finally made it to Queen Vel.
She held Vel's hand.
"It's an honor, My Queen," Said Malori. "to die, for my final time, at your side."
"It's an honor...." Said Vel. "..to have...lived at....your side...My Love."
Horde Prime went through a portal.
A portal opened up above ground, magma was being to fall out.
"Goodbye, My Queen." Said Malori, tears in her eyes as she closed them tightly.
The magma hit them.
Everyone who survived Horde Prime, was killed.
Malori and Vel were burnt to the bone, their crisp skeletons still holding hands as they disintegrated into the air.
To Horde Prime, another victory.
Chapter 11: A Wolf Takes A Black Sheep
Chapter Text
Tigress's POV
~~~~~~~~~
Devineaux decided that we "deserved" breakfast.
They didn't give us shit on the boat.
We went to a diner.
I ordered some pancakes.
Devineaux asked for only a coffee.
El Topo asked for waffles.
Le Chévre asked for an English Muffin with some tea.
Paper Star only wanted cereal.
Carmen asked for an omelette.
"So?" Asked Devineaux. "How are you planning on catching him?"
We were taken aback.
"What is that supposed to mean?" Asked El Topo.
"I am in my your babysitter." Said Devineaux. "I do not plan your strategies."
"I was just thinking we could go in and pull him out of his fucking castle." Said Carmen.
"No." Said Paper Star. "We need more than just that."
We got done with our breakfast.
Devineaux handled the bill, we had the tip.
It was a buck each.
Devineaux left to pay the bill.
However...WE DIDN'T HAVE ANY MANY!
"I'll handle the tip." Said Carmen, putting the full dollars on the table.
"Where'd you get the money?" Asked El Topo.
"Chase needs to be careful with his wallet." Shrugged Carmen.
We were all amazed.
"You stole his money?" I asked, impressed.
"Of course." Said Carmen. "Fed or no fed, I don't take shit from nobody."
"You sure seem in a better mood." Said Paper Star.
Carmen smiled.
"I guess the fucker deserved it." Said Carmen. "He was about to kill one of us."
I felt butterflies in my stomach.
Le Chévre let out a smug smile.
Carmen was taking a sip from her coffee.
"Do you have feelings for Tigress?" Asked El Topo, smirking.
Carmen spat out her coffee and I gasped so deep, I couldn't breathe.
"W-well..." Carmen was blushing immensely as she looked at me. "...I...I..."
Then there was an explosion, opening a hole in the wall.
The first time I'm glad there's an explosion.
Bad Guys, Crackle's Bad Guys (or I assume so), barged in.
We got up an fought.
A scratched a bunch of their throats, they covered their throats as blood flowed out, and they choked on it.
Paper Star through origami stars into their heads and throats as they fell to the ground dead.
El Topo was clawing them in the face.
Le Chévre broke many of their necks.
They shot at us, but failed miserably.
Chase Devineaux used his little gas gun to knock some of them out.
Carmen was using her guns, but with ammunition, to drop many of them, permanently.
"I do take it Crackle knows we are here!" Said Le Chévre, snapping a guy's neck.
"No Shit, Sherlock!" I shouted, shoving my claws into a guy's eyes.
Carmen was both kicking them to the ground and shooting them in the face.
The civilians and staff ran out of the building.
A few of them were killed by Crackle's men.
Carmen pointed her gun at me.
I looked at her like she was crazy.
I thought my heart was breaking.
"What the fuck, Carm-" I began.
Carmen shot a guy who was actually BEHIND me.
Thank God!
She shot him in the fucking NUTSACK!
The guy grabbed his bleeding wounded area and screamed in pain.
I shoved my claws under his chin, finishing him off.
We all turned to the last guy, who dropped his gun and raised his arms in the air.
"Honestly," He Began. "I hated these guys. Healthcare in this job is shit! And Crackle is a fucking psychopath!"
I looked at Carmen, she shrugged.
"Go!" Carmen yelled at the guy.
He nodded and ran as far away as he could.
Smart idiot.
One of the guys who we thought was dead, got up and shot us with tranquilizer darts.
We all felt woozy.
We fell to the ground, barely holding on.
I saw him walk over to Carmen, and picked her up.
No...
Carmen.
CARMEN!
Then everything went dark.
No ONE'S POV
~~~~~~~~~~
~~5 Hours Later~~
Carmen woke up, tied to a chair.
Her armor was gone.
She looked at HIS face.
Crackle.
"Well," Said Crackle. "Look who's finally awake!"
"You're not getting away with this!" Shouted Carmen.
Crackle pulled out an electric razor.
"I guess I have to torture you, My Queen." Said Crackle.
Carmen felt a wave of fear.
Then... Crackle started to shave off his hair.
Carmen was weirded out and confused.
Then Crackle shaved off his eyebrows.
"OOH LA LA LA!" Shouted Crackle.
Crackle dropped the razor, then stared running around the room, flapping his arms, and showing off his newly bald head.
'Guys, I can't tell wether I want you to take your time, or get here quicker.' Thought Carmen.
Chapter 12: New Recruits
Chapter Text
Tigress's POV
~~~~~~~~~
We woke up at an ACME Facility in Australia.
Wait a fucking minute!
Why do they need us if they're fucking everywhere?
What the fuck, Mother Fuckers!?
But I can't think of that right now.
Crackle has Carmen!
I have to save her!
I got up and everyone else came to.
"Is everyone alright?" Asked Devineaux.
"They have Carmen!" I yelled.
Then a hologram of Chief appeared.
"Well." Said Chief. "I guess things haven't been going to well for you guys?"
I pointed a finger at her.
"You Bitch!" I screamed. "They have Carmen! They're going to kill her!"
Chief looked down.
"She'll be honored for her sacrifice." Said Chief.
"NO!" I shouted. "We have to save her!"
"Crackle is our main objective!" Said Chief. "What's one expendable thief worth?"
"SHE'S THE LOVE OF MY LIFE!" I shouted.
Then there was a moment of silence.
Everyone was looking at me.
I was starting to catch my breath.
"I'm not losing her again." I said. "Let everyone else catch that Fucker! I'll go catch mine!"
Chief nodded.
"Very well." Said Chief. "Then you'll need new recruits."
Then a few agents dragged a few others to where we were.
I couldn't believe my eyes.
It was Neil the eel, Dash Harbor, Spinkick, Flytrap, Mimebomb, and Troll.
"These are your new friends." Said Chief. "My Agents managed to catch them. They have the same explosives."
"How do we know this Bitch is actually willing to kill us?" Laughed Troll.
"Want to test me?" Asked Chief.
Troll flipped her off.
Chief pulled out a remote.
Me, El Topo, Le Chévre, and Paper Star tried to make Troll...SHUT! THE! FUCK! UP!
"OOH!" Mocked Troll. "Look at the bwig scawy bwutton! Get bent, Hoe!"
Chief pushed a button.
But nothing happened.
Was..was that explosive stuff bullshit?
Either way, I'm saving the love of my life!
"See?" Mocked Troll. "It was all just a big scary mind game. Let's just escape!"
Then there a was a huge explosion, and Troll's head was blown clean, no fuck clean, bloody, gruesomely off!
His dead body fell too the floor.
"Anyone else?" Asked Chief.
We all shook our heads.
"Good." Said Chief. "Like your superiors know, your mission is to catch Crackle alive, and you'll get a chance for early release."
Then Chief disappeared.
New recruits?
Good.
Don't worry, Carmen.
I'll save you!
Shadowsan's POV
~~~~~~~~~~~~
Player informed us that Carmen and the rest of ACME's expandable division made to Australia.
The news showed us that they were attacked.
Crackle kidnapped my daughter!
We finally arrived to Australia.
You used to have my respect, Crackle.
But now, if my daughter is harmed, you will enjoy nothing but the relief of death when I am done with you!
Chief's POV
~~~~~~~~
I can't believe I just did that.
There were feelings in my stomach.
I just killed that kid!
And now Carmen is kidnapped!
I couldn't tell if I should detonate the device to relief her of the agony she could've been facing, or to wait and see what happens.
Countess Cleo's POV
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
We were having another meeting.
We heard that a few more of our Agents were arrested.
But the good news is... Crackle claimed he caught La Femme Rouge!
He even said he'd show us.
We called him up and he appeared.
Why was he bald and where were his eyelashes?
"Hellooo~" He answered. "Finally recovered after seeing Adora get killed by Shadow Weaver?"
"WE DON'T KNOW WHO THOSE PEOPLE ARE!" Coach Brunt shouted.
Then Crackle started crying.
"Why Adora? Why?" Crackle started crying. "Why didn't you just confess your feelings to Catra!? Adora might've been an idiot! But she was CATRA'S IDIOT!"
"Where is La Femme Rouge?" I demanded. "I want to know why she knows so much about my daughter!"
Crackle started chuckling.
"That's funny, because..." Said Crackle, moving the camera.
The camera showed... CARMEN!
We all gasped.
Our daughter was still alive!
And she was tied down to a chair?
"My daughter!" I exclaimed, getting up. "Your alive!"
Carmen scoffed.
"So now I'm your daughter?" Asked Carmen in disbelief.
"Black Sheep!?" Exclaimed Coach Brunt. "Mama Bear thought you were dead! You were La Femme Rouge the entire time!?"
"No shit!" Said Carmen.
"Hey, now!" I spoke up. "We didn't raise you to use such profane words!"
"And since when did you get tattoos?" Asked Bellum.
"But even after all you've done," I said. "I... want a chance to reconnect!"
Carmen rolled her eyes.
"Because now I'm a threat?" Carmen asked. "Fuck you!"
"No, no!" I said. "When we learned of your death, we were devastated! I just want a chance to see my daughter again! And maybe hug her!"
Carmen had a look of surprise.
"I'm sorry." Said Carmen. "But...no. It's a little too late for that."
I felt tears roll down my eyes.
"And either way." Said Crackle. "I'm going to shoot her in head, anyway."
Everyone in the room almost fell out of their seats at that statement.
"WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY, CRACKLE!" Coach Brunt yelled.
Crackle pulled out a pistol and pointed it at Carmen's head.
"Her head is going to be like Ellen DeGeneres's career." Said Crackle. "Since she doesn't want to be mine, she has to go."
I was barely able to breathe.
Coach Brunt was sweating water buckets.
Maelstrom actually looked scared.
Bellum stayed perfectly still in shock.
"NO, NO, NO!" I shouted. "SHE'S FAMILY!"
Crackle lowered the gun and looked at me.
"One more time?" Asked Crackle.
"She's family!" I said. "She's my daughter! You know that!"
Crackle chuckled.
"But didn't you at one point say you'd never hug her?" Asked Crackle.
"I was scared for her safety." I said. "I knew she'd never like what V.I.L.E. was doing! And I didn't want her to get hurt! I thought at the time, that if I wasn't affectionate, that she'd put away those dreams of joining V.I.L.E. Academy!"
Crackle smiled crazily.
"Crackle." Said Maelstrom, shakily. "We will pay you $550 Billion if you give us our daughter back, ALIVE!"
Crackle looked amazed.
"All that for your traitor?" Said Crackle.
"All that for our daughter!" Shouted Coach Brunt.
"Well, money won't mend my broken heart." Said Crackle, raising the gun to Carmen's head.
"NO!" I shouted. "CRACKLE, NO! NO! WE'LL PAY YOU $650 BILLION!"
Crackle lowered the gun, and looked at us amazed.
"Crackle." I said. "650! Billion! Dollars! Cash! And all you have to do...is let our daughter go."
Crackle looked at Carmen, then back at us.
"$550 Billion for our daughter's safety." I said. "$100 Billion for your broken heart!"
"Well." Said Crackle. "That's a sweet deal."
Crackle turned to Carmen.
"What do you think, Black Sheep?" Asked Crackle.
"Carmen." I said furiously.
Crackle turned to me.
"Her name..." I said, through clenched teeth. "Is Carmen Sandiego!"
Crackle chuckled and turned back to Carmen.
"What do you think, Carmen Sandiego?" Asked Crackle.
Carmen scoffed at him.
"That's La Femme Rouge to you, sack of shit that used to be Crackle." Said Carmen. "And you can go fuck yourself!"
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, NO!
WHAT THE FUCK IS CARMEN DOING?
"Carmen!" I said desperately to her attention.
Carmen turned to face me.
"Use your reason!" I begged. "Think of your friends and family!"
I started to tear up.
"I beg you." I pleaded. "Please...my daughter. Don't throw your whole life away in a split moment to defy us! We all beg you!"
Carmen scoffed.
"Countess Cleo," Said Carmen. "but I guess to help you sleep at night, "Mom.""
Carmen... called me mom.
"You four are some of the smartest people I know." Said Carmen. "But you're all acting like fucking idiots! He made up his mind when he knew I'd turn down his marriage proposal."
I started to pant slowly in worry.
"How'd you think it was going to end in this life for me?" Asked Carmen. "Only two ways. But jail only wanted me to continue my story to the other way."
I started sobbing in fear for my daughter.
Carmen turned to Crackle.
"Do what you confirmed that you were-" Said Carmen.
Crackle shot Carmen in the head, her body went limp in the chair.
Then, in a sudden moment, everything stopped.
Nobody was moving, nobody was making a sound, nobody was even breathing.
After a second, I felt onto my knees and covered my mouth to scream from hearing the sound of my own screams as tears rolled down my eyes.
Our daughter was dead.
For real this time.
I felt exactly what I felt 15 months ago.
Coach Brunt shouted in rage and devastation as she through her chair across the room.
Maelstrom grabbed the desk as he bawled his eyes out.
Bellum went completely still in shock.
"No fakes this time." Said Crackle. "How'd you think it was going to end? Her and her team all making it out alive? Me in jail? Adora and Charlie coming back from the dead? Get real."
"Crackle!" Screamed Coach Brunt, through heavy tears. "If I get my hands on you, you'll be torn to pieces slowly!"
"Can't think about that right now." Said Crackle. "I few plumbers are coming to my toilet. I gotta get ready. Bye, Biatches!"
Crackle shot the camera, ending the call.
I stood in rage.
"Send our men to his location!" I shouted. "Tell them to kill Crackle!"
"Yes, Ma'am!" Said a few of our guards, running off.
All of my hatred for La Femme Rouge was lowered to the negative zone.
But all my hatred for Crackle is reaching passed infinity.
I want this man dead.
And I want him to burn in a place that'll make Hell seem like a relief!
Chapter 13: The Rogues
Chapter Text
No One's POV
~~~~~~~~~
Adora awoke with a jolt.
She was in the middle of a forest.
"I..." Started Adora to herself. "I'm alive?"
Adora stood up and looked around.
"Is anyone else here?" Called out Adora.
Then... someone else walked out from behind a tree.
Dipper Pines: The New Cipher Demon.
"Hello, Adora." Said Dipper. "I'm Dipper Pines. Be not afraid."
Adora turned into She Ra and pointed a sword to Dipper's throat.
"What do you want with me?" Adora demanded. "I wanted to stay dead!"
"I know." Said Dipper. "But I'm fate. And fate has other plans for you."
"Are you going to hurt me?" Demanded Adora.
"Trust me." Said Dipper. "If I wanted to hurt you, I wouldn't have taken the effort to resurrect you."
Adora, sighing, turned back to her true form.
Adora pointed to her eye patch.
"Why didn't you give me back my eye?" Asked Adora.
"I'm good with the resurrections." Said Dipper. "But not so much with the return of lost body parts."
"So." Said Adora. "Why did you bring me back? And where are we?"
"This is Earth, Ma'am." Answered Dipper. "My home world."
"Earth?" Asked Adora, looking around.
"And as for why I brought you back," Said Dipper. "You, me, and a few others have one major thing in common."
Adora looked at Dipper.
"We're misunderstood." Said Dipper.
Adora was taken aback in surprise.
"We get accused of being evil." Said Dipper. "But we have the greatest of intentions."
Adora looked down sadly.
"We hate being alone." Said Dipper.
Adora felt tears roll down her eyes.
"But none of us have to be." Said Dipper.
Adora perked up.
"Everyone has posse." Said Dipper. "Even Lucifer has his minions, but lost his daughter."
Dipper took a step towards Adora.
"So, Adora," Said Dipper. "don't you think that we Rogues should have our own alliance."
Adora didn't know what to say.
"A bunch of us are alone." Said Dipper. "But now we can all be alone... together."
Dipper extended a hand.
"What do you say?" Asked Dipper.
Adora looked at Dipper's hand, then back to Dipper's face.
Adora started nodding.
Adora grabbed Dipper's hand and shook it.
"Sure, Mr. Dipper." Said Adora. "There should be a group of people who I can understand and hang around."
"Well, great." Said Dipper. "Because I know two more people we can welcome next."
Chapter 14: Arriving at Crackle's Island
Chapter Text
Tigress's POV
~~~~~~~~~
I can't believe it.
The bastard owns his own island.
Don't worry, Carm.
We're here to save you.
We arrived overhead through helicopter.
We prepared ourselves for landing.
"Now, Listen!" I shouted to the newbies. "I'm going after Carmen! You guys go after Crackle! Any questions?"
"Yeah, I got one." Said Dash. "How come it took the rest of you to learn it was Carmen?"
"Huh?" Everyone else asked.
"Come on." Said Dash. "Another female with the same skills and love of red? And I've yet to see a copycat with the exact skill of the person they're copying. She even hinted at it!"
"Enough!" I shouted. "Prepare for landing!"
We all got into parachutes.
We saw the right drop point.
"Let's go!" I shouted.
We all jumped out.
~~Timeskip~~
I landed on the ground and looked for my friends.
I saw Spinkick landing a dozen yards away.
Then as he landed, his parachute got caught in a woodchopper.
WHO THE FUCK KEEPS A WOODCHOPPER ON?
Spinkick's parachute got pulled into it, and Spinkick got pulled into it.
I tried not to barf as his legs got shredded off.
No One's POV
~~~~~~~~~
Spinkick screamed in loud pain.
Flytrap got his hand and was able to keep his torso from getting shredded.
"Spinkick, you're going to have to be a little more quiet." Said Flytrap, calmly.
"Sorry." Whispered Spinkick.
Just then, one of Crackle's guards walked around the corner.
There was a moment of awkward silence.
"Why's an ugly bitch keeping another kid from getting shredded in a woodchopper?" Asked the guard.
"WHAT!?" Exclaimed Flytrap, letting go of Spinkick.
Flytrap walked angrily over to the guard as Spinkick finished getting shredded.
"Nobody calls me ugly!" Shouted Flytrap, getting into the guard's face. "NOBODY!"
The guard shrugged, pulled out his gun and shot Flytrap dead in the head.
Tigress stayed hidden.
"Oh shit." Said Tigress.
~~Elsewhere~~
Dash ran at a group of Guards and threw his razor hat.
It missed them, then boomeranged around back to Dash.
As Dash tried to used his hand to catch it, the hat's razor cut half his hand off.
Dash screamed in pain.
Then the hat came back and hit him in his neck.
Dash choked on his own blood and died.
Paper Star was hiding behind some rocks.
"Dumbass." Said Paper Star.
~~Elsewhere~~
Neal went into a vent to get into the building.
~~Timeskip~~
Neal was strapped to a chair with explosives, and the chair was on top of a catapult.
And he couldn't slip out of it because his hands and legs were nailed to the chair.
Neal shook in fear.
Then the catapult launched Neal and the chair away.
A guard pushed a button, and there was a big explosion half a mile away.
Le Chévre was hiding in the trees.
"What the fuck?" Said Le Chévre.
~~Elsewhere~~
Mime Bomb went to a few guards and did an invisible wall trick.
The guards rolled their eyes.
One guard pulled out a Molotov, lit it up, and threw it at Mime Bomb.
Mime Bomb caught on fire.
Mime Bomb started running around screaming.
"FUCK!" Exclaimed Mime Bomb. "I'M ON FUCKING FIRE! PUT ME OUT! PUT ME OUT!"
After a minute, Mime Bomb fell to the ground dead.
El Topo was hiding under ground.
"He could have talked this whole time?" Exclaimed El Topo.
~~Timeskip~~
Tigress, Paper Star, Le Chévre, El Topo, and Chase met each other in a cave.
"Some new recruits." Said El Topo. "Now Crackle knows we are here!"
"Good." Said Shadowsan.
That everyone else's attention.
Shadowsan, Zack, and Ivy were there.
"Now we can all kill Crackle, together." Said Shadowsan. "We must save my daughter!"
Crackle's POV
~~~~~~~~~
We finished discarding Carmen's dead body.
By which I mean throwing her into the garage.
My new assistant was right by me.
Assy, my butt itches, wipe it.
Assy's not listening to me!
I pulled out my gun and shot Assy in the head, killing the selfish bastard.
"YOU HAD ONE FUCKING JOB!" I screamed.
I started crying again and shot all but three of the guards in the room dead.
I got wind of something.
I also learned that Carmen's friends are here.
"I guess I'll have to take care of them." I said. "Then I'll eat another one of my diarrhea cum sponges."
My guards looked at me disgusted.
Disgusted?
I get what this is about!
They wanted to eat the rest of my diarrhea cum sponges!
"YOU BETTER NOT STEAL MY DIARRHEA CUM SPONGES!" I SHOUTED.
I SHOT THE REST DEAD!
Once I shot a Sheriff, and unlike Bob Marley, I infact also shot the Deputy as well.
Assy, clean up this mess, then wipe MY assy.
ASSY!!!!?
Chapter 15: Massacre Of The Henchmen
Chapter Text
Tigress's POV
~~~~~~~~~
After we united with Shadowsan and the rest of Carmen's former team, we made our way into Crackle's base.
El Topo dug us a tunnel.
We were about to dig into Crackle's base.
Don't worry, Carm.
I'm here to save you.
I just wonder what Crackle is doing.
And what kind of plan does he have now?
Crackle's POV
~~~~~~~~~~
I was just completing the process of pulling out most of my teeth with a pair of pliers.
And...done.
Only have my two front teeth now.
But that's all I wanted for Christmas.
I HAVE JIZZ IN MY PANTS!
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!
I'M GOING TO PUT A METAL POLE IN MY ASS AND CONNECT IT TO ELECTRICITY!
THAT'LL BE MY PLAN!
NOBODY WILL STOP CRACKLE FROM BURNING HIS OWN ASS OFF!
DIARRHEA SUPREMACY!
BURRITOS GIVE ME MY POWERS!
I DRINK FROM THE TOILET, AFTER SOMEONE TOOK A DIARRHEA DUMP IN IT!
I DROWNED A MAN IN HIS OWN URINE!
I!
AM!
CRACKLE!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
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Abcdefghijk-someone's gonna die.
The old me would be devastated for what I have become.
But I'm proud of that toilet tattoo covering my entire back.
Nobody's POV
~~~~~~~~~~
Tigress, El Topo, Le Chévre, Zack, Paper Star, Shadowsan, Devineaux, and Ivy entered Crackle's base.
They saw dozens of guards in the room.
"Shit." Said El Topo. "Probably should have waited."
A guard pointed his gun at the group.
"Freeze!" Shouted the guard.
"You know what?" Said Shadowsan. "For all these months, I have been wanting to kill a V.I.L.E. Operative for the death of Carmen. But I am not going pacifist this time."
"Agreed." Said Tigress.
"Let's fuck these fuckers up!" Shouted Zack.
The group charged at the guards.
A guard was about to shoot at them, but Shadowsan cut his head off.
Tigress scratched a lot of guards' throats, causing them to choke on their own blood.
Zack and Ivy picked up some guns and started shooting at the guards.
Zack shot a guard in the nutsack.
The guard screamed in pain.
"Oh!" Exclaimed Zack. "Sorry!"
El Topo plunged his claws through that guard's chest to finish him off.
Paper Star hit many guards in the eyes, blinding them long enough for Le Chévre to snap their necks from behind.
Shadowsan cut a guard vertically in half.
Tigress ripped out a guard's eyes, then finished him off by shoving him face first into Shadowsan's katana.
Zack used a guard as a human shield as she shot other guards dead.
Ivy found a knife on the ground, picked it up, and shoved it into a guard's forehead.
A guard charged at Shadowsan, only to have his right arm cut off.
Shadowsan then cut off his left arm, then his left leg.
The guard was struggling to keep balance.
Shadowsan put his katana blade close to the guard's face.
"Leave while you can still hop and breathe." Said Shadowsan.
The guard nodded and hopped out of the room.
Devineaux pulled out his gun.
"I normally do not kill," Said Devineaux. "But today, I will make an exception."
Devineaux shoved his gun into a guard's mouth and fired.
Devineaux grabbed another guard and shoved his head into a wall, hard enough to break the guard's skull open.
El Topo grabbed a guard's arm and ripped it clean off.
The guard screamed in pain, before Zack shot the guard dead in the head.
"I feel kinda bad ending their lives." Said Tigress, cutting a guard's stomach open.
"They are henchmen." Said Le Chévre. "Two dimensional characters!"
"Tell my mom I love her." Said the guard with the stomach ripped open before he fell to the ground dead.
Shadowsan cut a guard horizontally in half.
Paper Star threw a many origami stars, and cut many guards' throats open, causing them to stop breathing or choke on their own blood.
After a minute, there were no more guards left.
"Let's go!" Said Zack. "Carmen will probably die if we don't find her."
Carmen's POV
~~~~~~~~~
Where the fuck am I?
Chapter 16: Carmen's Insanity
Chapter Text
Carmen's POV
~~~~~~~~~~
I didn't know where the fuck I was.
Everything was...dark and empty, yet visible.
I had a terrible pain inside my head.
I stood up, despite the pain I felt.
I looked around, I could see, but I couldn't see anything.
It was just, a huge, dark room, I guess.
There was absolutely nothing here.
I started walking forward, hoping to find the way out.
Then, a mirror appeared in front of me.
No seriously.
It just... appeared.
I pressed both hands on it, and leaned forward to get a good look at myself.
Then, my reflection changed to... Coach Brunt.
My heart started to race like a horse.
The reflection of Coach Brunt laughed.
Then, the mirror disappeared, and standing before me, was Brunt herself.
What could I do?
I didn't have any of my equipment.
Brunt grabbed my shoulders and lifted my up close to her face.
"Peekaboo, Black Sheep." Said Coach Brunt. "Mama Bear's found you."
Then Brunt threw me into the ground.
I turned back to face her.
But she was just....gone.
What the fuck is going on?
I stood up and started walking again.
Then, before me, I saw a hologram coming from an ACME pen.
It had two people.
It had Crackle tied to a chair and...me?
Hologram Crackle lifted his head to face hologram me.
"Do what you confirmed that you were-" Said Hologram Crackle.
Hologram me shot Crackle dead in the head.
Then the hologram disappeared.
I jumped back in fear, the tripped.
I felt onto my knees, and found found myself straddling... Tigress!?
Thank fucking God Tigress was still wearing her armor.
"Aren't you supposed to take me out for dinner first?" Asked Tigress.
Then Tigress disappeared into dust.
I once again got up and started walking.
I saw another hologram.
It had Crackle entering a train cart.
Then... Hologram me walked in holding an electric rod.
"Blast from the past, eh?" Asked Hologram me, before zapping Crackle.
The hologram faded.
I continued walking.
Another hologram appeared.
It was chief.
"I hope you enjoy your personal Hell, Sandiego." Said Chief.
The hologram faded.
Then... visions of Shadowsan, Zack, and Ivy appeared.
"You tricked us." Said Hallucination Shadowsan.
"We thought you were dead." Said Hallucination Zack.
"You selfish Bitch!" Said Hallucination Ivy.
Then they disappeared into dust.
El Topo, Le Chévre, and Paper Star appeared.
"I should have killed you." Said Hallucination El Topo.
"You were always the bossy one in our class." Said Hallucination Le Chévre.
"You never were V.I.L.E. material." Said Hallucination Paper Star.
They disappeared into dust.
Player appeared.
"You were my best friend, Red!" Said Hallucination Player. "Now you're just a memory."
Player disappeared into dust.
Crackle appeared.
"Everything would've been better if you burned in that house." Said Hallucination Crackle. "I'd still have my sanity. Did you SEE the way new me acted?"
Crackle disappeared into dust.
I fell onto the ground sadly.
Then Tigress appeared.
Tigress cupped my cheek.
"You never could speak with your heart, Fedora." Said Hallucination Tigress.
Tigress disappeared into dust.
Coach Brunt appeared.
"I wish Shadowsan would've kill you." Said Hallucination Brunt.
Brunt disappeared into dust.
I saw a light appear and I ran towards it.
Whatever it leads to, will be better than this.
Might be a light to Heaven or Hell.
Guess I'll find out.
Chapter 17: The Capture Of Crackle
Chapter Text
Tigress's POV
~~~~~~~~~
A couple more guards ran at us.
One of them had a grenade.
In a swift move, I took it from him, pulled the pin, shoved it down his throat, then pushed him into the other two.
They exploded into pieces.
We're too close now to be stopped.
Carmen is waiting for us.
One guard turned the corner and raised his hands in defeat.
"Don't hurt me!" Pleased the guard.
I grabbed him and shoved him into the wall.
"Where's Crackle?" I demanded.
"The last door on the right." Sobbed the guard, before I threw him to the ground.
We're heading there now.
What is Crackle's plan.
Crackle's POV
~~~~~~~~~
I shoved a taser in my ass that can be turned on with a remote.
I turned it on full capacity.
I pushed the button.
OUCH!
It's quite shocking.
BLOBBY BLOBBY BLOBBY!
Then I peed my pants.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
This is WAY better than last week when I made sweet love to that donkey.
Not a Democrat, an actual donkey.
With no protection!
HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE!
I'M SO EVIL!
ONCE I SEWED AN UNDERWEAR COMPANY, BECAUSE WHEN I WEAR THEIR TIGHTY WHITIES ON MY HEAD I LOOK LIKE A JERK!!!
There was a farmer, had a dog, and Crackle fucked it.
F-U-C-K
F-U-C-K
AND BINGO WAS HIS NAME, OOOOOOH!
I crapped my pants and started doing squats.
The poop smeared up my back.
But my diaper is still clean, because it's on the outside of my pants.
¯\_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/¯
Blibbity blibbity blibbity blibbity boop boop!
AAAAAAAAAAAAH!
2+2=MY ASS NEEDS TO BE SHOCKED AGAIN BECAUSE CRACKLE'S A BAD BOY!
I pushed the button again.
OOOOOOOOOW!
I LOVE IT!
I heard commotion coming from outside.
They're trying to steal my JIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIZZ!
I pulled out a razorblade and started cutting my face.
Nobody will recognize me now.
There are cuts all over.
I made my way to my TV, Xbox One X, and PS5, pulled down my pants and peed on them all.
They started sparking.
YAAAAAAAY DIAPER BAG CUPCAKES WITH CUM INSIDE.
MY BOOTY ITCHES!
I STABBED IT WITH A KNIFE.
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA I SHIT NOT ONLY IN MY PANTS, BUT ALSO INSIDE THE TRASHCAN.
I WAS ALSO THE ONE WHO POOPED IN THE PEANUT BARREL!
https://youtu.be/CQONXZpsE90
THE JIZZ STEALERS ARE BANGING ON MY SHIT HOLE DOOR!
"F-U-C-K-Y-O-U!" I shouted. "That spells "You won't steal my JIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIZZ!""
I ran to the cupboard filled with my jars.
Jar filled with my diarrhea, my jizz, my piss, horse jizz, and my vomit.
I pulled out a fork.
It's time to eat, before THEY STEAL IT!
Nobody's POV
~~~~~~~~~
Tigress and everyone else was hitting against the door.
"What did he say?" Asked Zack.
"I don't know." Said Ivy.
"Stand back, Everyone!" Said Devineaux as he pulled out a grenade he found on a guard.
Everyone stepped far away as Devineaux threw the grenade at the door.
It blew up to pieces and the ground ran into the room.
They were shocked seeing Crackle sitting on the floor eating a jar of horse sperm.
"What have you done to yourself?" Demanded Shadowsan.
"I can modify mah beautiful face all ah want." Said Crackle.
"Where are your teeth?" Asked El Topo.
"I got BOOOOOOOORED!" Shouted Crackle.
"What happened to your face?" Asked Me Chévre.
"You can't recognize me, now~." Mocked Crackle.
"What're you eating?" Asked Zack. "Can I get a bite? I'm starving!"
"Sure." Said Crackle, handing Zack a spoon with the horse sperm already on it.
Zack put the spoon in his mouth, and his eyes went wide.
Zack spat it out, then threw up on the floor.
"I remember MY first time eating horse jizz." Said Crackle.
"IT'S WHAT!?" Exclaimed Zack, throwing up some more.
"Where's Carmen?" Demanded Tigress.
"Oh, I shot her in the head." Shrugged Crackle.
For Everyone in that moment, everything went silent, and they all felt a chill run up their spines.
Tigress fell to her knees.
Tigress covered her mouth to keep from screaming.
Tigress, with a shaking hand, removed her goggles.
Tigress covered her face and started to bawl.
Shadowsan, with tears in his eyes, put a sympathetic hand on Tigress's shoulder.
Tigress stood up and stomped over to Crackle.
Tigress grabbed Crackle by the shoulders, and pulled him up, causing Crackle to drop the jar of horse sperm.
Tigress threw Crackle against the TV, causing it to shatter.
Crackle started laughing.
"You're going Chris Brown on my smelly, diarrhea covered ass!" Laughed Crackle.
Tigress grabbed Crackle again and smashed him against the wall.
Tigress equipped her claws and was about to kill Crackle, when Shadowsan grabbed her arm.
"Why are you stopping me?" Demanded Tigress. "He killed Carmen!"
"It's that scene from Arackniss all over again." Sighed Crackle. "Soon another Charlie'll have to end their live."
"Even after what he has done." Said Shadowsan. "As much as I myself would enjoy killing him, Crackle must pay some time."
Everyone looked at Shadowsan confused.
"If we send him to the afterlife now, he will be young and waiting for us." Said Shadowsan. "But if he goes there broken and old, he will have little to no leverage."
Tigress was distraught and looked back to Crackle, before letting go of him.
They heard helicopters.
They knew it wasn't ACME.
~~Timeskip~~
When the V.I.L.E. Operatives ran into Crackle's Office, nobody was there.
Not even Crackle.
Elsewhere on the island, the V.I.L.E. Operatives were saddened upon seeing Carmen's dead body.
They called Countess Cleo.
~~At V.I.L.E.'s Main Base~~
Countess Cleo's hair and makeup were a mess.
She answered the call.
"Is the Bastard dead?" Demanded Countess Cleo.
"I'm afraid not, Countess Cleo." Said the Operative. "He escaped."
Countess Cleo put her head against the table and started sobbing.
"We found Carmen's body." Said the Operative.
Countess Cleo raised her head to look at the Operative.
"Bring her back home for a proper burial." Said Countess Cleo.
"Yes, Ma'am." Said the Operative.
The call ended.
Countess Cleo covered her face and began crying anew.
"My daughter." Sobbed Countess Cleo. "I can't believe I've lost you for a third time."
~~Timeskip~~
Carmen's body was returned to V.I.L.E.'s Main Base and she was buried.
Countess Cleo, Couch Brunt, Professor Maelstrom, and Doctor Bellum all stood at her tombstone and cried for hours.
Carmen's POV
~~~~~~~~~
I awoke on the ground in the middle of a Forrest.
There was a blonde girl and a male brunette with a glowing gold eye.
I instantly stood up.
"Ms. Sandiego." Said the Brunette, extending his arm. "It's an honor to make your acquaintance."
"Who the fuck are you?" I demanded.
"I'm Dipper Pines." Said the Brunette. "The woman on your left is Adora."
"What's wrong with your eye?" I asked.
"I'm a half- human, half-demon." Said Dipper.
A Demon?
Am I in Hell?
The Adora glowed and turned into an 8ft tall woman.
"Adora's second form is She Ra." Said Dipper.
"Where the fuck am I?" I demanded.
"Oregon County." Said Dipper. "Ms. Sandiego, I resurrected you."
Resurrected?
"What are you talking about?" I demanded.
"Would you like me to explain?" Asked Dipper.
"No shit, Sherlock!" I said.
"Very well." Said Dipper. "Prepare yourself, Carmen. You are about to learn a lot about the Dark Reality we're living in."
Dipper stepped forward slightly.
"But I have to summarize it." Said Dipper. "Soon I'm planning on resurrecting someone else. Her name is Charlie Magne."
Chapter 18: They're Coming!
Chapter Text
Chief's POV
~~5 Days Later~~
Carmen was Dexter Wolfe's daughter all along.
When the survivors returned, with Crackle in custody, Tigress told me this shocking truth.
I... killed Carmen.
I killed Dexter Wolfe and his baby.
I... I'm a monster.
For the last couple of days, I've been hiding in my office, drowning my pain with a river of Vodka.
Sheena, Antonio, Jean-Paul, and Paper Star had only one request.
It seemed like a lot, but I guess it was earned.
They wanted be left alone in prison.
They just wanted to stay as normal inmates in our prison and never be bothered again.
I granted them that one request.
I'm even throwing in a bonus.
Their sentences have been lowered to only five more months in prison.
After five months, they're free.
Crackle is in our Solitary Confinement Cell.
He's currently serving life without the possibility of parole.
But I think he's going to have a visitor soon.
My Agents won't even try to stop him.
Nobody's POV
Crackle was in his Solitary Confinement Cell peeing on his head.
"The Dog marks his territory." Said Crackle. "And not just the jizz I put on."
Crackle turned around and saw a surprising face.
Shadowsan.
The light in the cell turned red.
"Whatever you do," Said Shadowsan, shoving Crackle into the wall. "wherever you go, I will be watching you!"
Shadowsan pulled out his katana.
"Oh, I wiped my ass with one of those." Said Crackle. "But I'd do anything crazy. I'm basically Johnny Knoxville, only I damage myself for no reason. They say I'm not even fit for trial after ah peed on those Agents."
"That is right." Said Shadowsan. "We have Hospitals who treat the Mentally Ill with compassion.
Crackle burped.
"But that is not where you are going." Said Shadowsan. "From what Player rigged, you will be transferred to a prison so secure, that only a few people could ever be inmates. They are expecting you."
Crackle laughed.
"You mean the place with the Irken?" Chuckled Crackle. "Or the girl with Time Powers? I have my special connections."
Crackle laughed loudly.
"There are three conquerors." Said Crackle. "At least one will come. The Witch King who is building a portal. Or it could be the two Red and Purple aliens driving in a straight line."
Crackle leaned in closer.
"But let's not hope it's the third." Said Crackle. "Horde Prime, many eyes everywhere."
Crackle laughed crazily.
"First the Demon Princess died." Said Crackle. "Then the Princess of Power. Now the Black Sheep. And it all happened after the Pinetree burned. And out in the dark, among the stars, "Ding-Dong, The Demon, The Princess of Power, and now the Black Sheep are dead.""
Shadowsan swiped his katana in the air and disappeared into smoke.
When it cleared, there was a cut on the wall.
"And that Bell can not be unrung!" Shouted Crackle. "They're out there! They've found us! And they're gonna steal my JIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIZZ!"
Crackle pooped his pants.
"Jizz, cum, diarrhea." Said Crackle. "JIZZ, CUM, DIARRHEA!"
Chapter 19: We Have To Prevent It
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Ford's POV
~~~~~~~
I demanded a meeting with Stanley, Mable, Soos, and Wendy.
"We have to make preparations!" I said. "If we don't it could be Weirdmageddon all over again!"
"Is it because of that nightmare you had?" Asked Stanley.
"No, it's worse." I said. "It was a premonition for the new apocalypse. We have to prevent it!"
Shadowsan's POV
~~~~~~~~~~~~
I met with Zack, Ivy, and Player.
"What occurred?" Asked Player.
"He said "They're Coming."" I said. "Whoever is coming we must prevent it."
Glimmer's POV
~~~~~~~~~~
We were still mourning the death of Adora, but in my dreams I see premonitions of a terrible future.
We have to act fast in order to prevent it!
It can't came true!
Nobody's POV
~~~~~~~~~
Dipper, Carmen, and Adora snuck quietly through the graveyard.
"Who'd have thought Hell had a graveyard?" Asked Carmen.
"You'd be surprised, my friend." Said Dipper.
They stopped at the grave they were looking for.
'Charlie Magne'
'Beloved Daughter of Lucifer and Lilith Magne'
All three of them had shovels.
"Isn't this defiling a grave?" Asked Carmen.
"It is fucked up in nature." Said Dipper. "But justifiable morally. Charlie took her own life. She can't have her story end now."
All three started digging.
Crackle's POV
~~~~~~~~~~
I SHAT AND JIZZED IN MY PRISON PANTS!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!
I'M A GUMMY BEAR!
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEED IS BAD FOR YOU!
Horde Prime's POV
~~~~~~~~~~~~
Whatever is to happen now, MUST happen.
But I wonder what will happen next.
Chapter 20: Smells Like The Boiling Isles
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
Nobody's POV
Luz, Eda, Lilith, and King hid among the crowd in front of the Emperor's castle.
"I can't believe this." Said Eda. "Why is everyone forced to be here?"
"The Emperor wants everyone to sing for him." Said Lilith.
"Which song?" Asked King.
"A song he heard from earth after finding a Nirvana album and a CD player." Said Luz. "At least emperor Belos has one redeeming quality; he has a good taste in music. But Kurt Cobain didn't want his musical to be used by people like Belos."
Kikimora, Hunter, and the all other Coven leaders were already on top of the castle, looking down at everyone else.
Luz saw Amity and waved at her.
Amity blushed.
Odalia saw Luz and scoffed.
Edric tried to give his mom a hug, before She shoved him off.
"Show respect, Edric." Said Odalia. "The Emperor will be out soon."
Edric turned to Emira.
"Wanna hug, Sis?" Asked Edric.
"No." Scoffed Emira.
Edric looked down sadly.
Then, the guards started playing drums.
Everyone had to start singing.
Everyone throughout the Boiling Isles had to learn the song.
"🎵Hello, hello, hello.🎵" Sang Everyone.
"🎵How low?🎵 🎵Hello, hello, hello.🎵
🎵How low?🎵"
The music temporarily stopped.
"I love this song." Said Luz.
The music continued.
"🎵With the lights out,🎵" Sang Everyone.
"🎵it's less dangerous.🎵 🎵Here we are now.🎵 🎵Entertain us!🎵"
"🎵I feel stupid.🎵" Sang Kikimora and Hunter, trying to standout.
"🎵And contagious!🎵" Sang Everyone.
"🎵Here we are now.🎵 🎵Entertain us!🎵 🎵 Hey!🎵"
"🎵Hello, hello, hello.🎵" Sang Darius. "🎵How low?🎵"
"🎵Hello, hello, hello.🎵" Sang Alador and Odalia. "🎵How low?🎵"
Emperor Belo walked out onto the top of the castle.
A lot of people cheered.
"🎵And I forget just Why I taste.🎵" Sang Belos. "🎵Oh yeah, I guess, it makes
Me smile.🎵"
Stopped and turned to everyone.
"🎵I found it hard, its hard
To find.🎵" Sang Belos. "🎵Oh well, whatever. . .🎵"
Belo leaned closer and whispered loud enough for everyone to hear.
"🎵 Nevermind.🎵" Sang Belos. "🎵Hello, hello, hello.🎵 🎵How low?🎵 🎵Hello, hello, hello.🎵 🎵How low?🎵"
Belos laughed and pumped his arms into the air.
"🎵With the lights out,🎵" Sang Belos along with everyone else. "🎵It's less dangerous!🎵"
Belos stood on top of the ledge.
"🎵Here we are now!🎵" Sang Belos along with everyone. "🎵Entertain us!🎵"
"🎵I feel stupid!🎵" Sany Kikimora and Hunter along with Belos and everyone else.
"🎵And contagious!🎵"
"🎵Here we are now!🎵" Sang Belos. "🎵Entertain us!🎵"
"🎵Hey!🎵" Sang Everyone else.
Belos's power was so mighty, most people on the Boiling Isles believed they were born to serve him.
But soon this powerful Witch King will feel a very human chill run up his spine.
Notes:
Coming next in the Dark Reality series:
The Owl House: Fight For The Boiling Isles.
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