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they are 16 in this

"it is said here that the more time that couples spend with each other means that they become more like one another" kakashi reads out from a magazine to all of the rookie nine, they were in the hatake compound

everyone seemed amazed, all except one little twink

"sounds kind of far fetched to me, dattebyo" sasuke says slurping some cup ramen

everyone's eyes widen

naruto then proceeds to walk in with cherry tomatoes in one hand and a duck pillow in the other

"what'd i miss losers" he says as he sits down and lays down into sasuke's chest

"what the fuck" hinata says shocked

that's when all rookie nine looked at the two

sasuke was wearing a bright orange jumper, grey sweatpants, eating cup ramen and has a pink hair clip on

naruto was wearing a black oversized jumper, white short shorts, a fluffy yellow duck pillow, cherry tomatoes and some of sasuke's socks on

"so boys, have something to tell us" kakashi says after a long silence

sasuke nods in response before kissing naruto to steal the tomato he just put in his mouth

it worked

naruto hn'd grumpily before grabbing another tomato and eating it

"what a drag, i mean you should've all known by now, be the looks of it they weren't even hiding it" shikamaru says tiredly

"what, name five times that it was super obvious" sakura smiles

"okay, so the first one is about three weeks ago at school when we were doing mixed gender basketball in the gym, it was when gai sensei made the boys do no shirts and the girls wear coloured vests when sasuke took his off naruto panicked and put plasters on several 'marks' on sasuke's neck........sound familiar" shikamaru says slowly

a series of 'ohhh yeahhhh' and 'ohhh' filled the room

"the second time is when every time sasuke or naruto leaves they say i love you or kiss each other...........seriously you never noticed this" shikamaru is shocked by the no's that everyone replies with

"the third time is like everyday, they call each other babe or sassy-kins or naru-baby like all the time"

"ya know i thought that was because they were best friends or something" kiba says laughing

"geez kiba, be youthful and realise the truth" lee says all smug like

"the fourth time is in movie night last friday, they literally were cuddling and even made out a few times"

"........in my defence i was asleep" ino replies after a few seconds

"the last time is like four days ago when they were making sexual jokes about each other in front of EVERYONE" shikamaru sighs

kiba laughed "oh yeah, guess we should've picked up on that

shikamaru stood up and went home saying something along the lines of being so fucking done with these people

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-they are either 16 or 17 in this

they were all sitting in a huge circle in the middle of sakura's huge living room

"hey guys i have the best idea ever, so we will play like a bunch of games to know eachother even better than we already do" sakura says as she sets out multiple items in the middle of the circle

everyone agrees

"lets start out with truth or dare, kiba truth or dare" ino smiles

"dare! i aint no scaredy cat"

ino's smile widens and kiba hold a breath

"i dare you to send.......uh lee a picture of that thing your neighbor did" ino smiles

kiba laughs loudly and send lee the photo

a few seconds later lee screeches and throws his phone across the room

"THAT IS SO UNYOUTHFULL EWWW!!!!!!!!"

"me next" tenten announces

"neji, truth or dare"

"truth"

okay, what was the last thing searched on your phone"

neji gulps and grumbles something

"what was that neji" tenten smirks

"kohonoha monthly beauty subsription"

everyone laughs at him

"okay then, hinata truth or dare" neji says embarrassed

"truth"

"was your huge crush on naruto real"

"............yeah"

this went on for a while untill sakura decided to speak up and ask 'her sasuke-kun'

"okay so sasuke truth or dare" sakura says excitedly

"i dare you to kiss me" she smirks

sasuke holds back a gag and naruto cringes, most people notice this

"can i pick truth" sasuke says stating to feel ill

".....ugh fine, only for you, who is your crush sasuke-kun"

"no one"

"you're no fun"

"NOW ME AGAIN!! naruto truth or dare" kiba shouts

"i pick dare"

"i dare you to sit on sasuke and annoy him for the next five minutes" kiba smiles

everyone gasps knowing that stuff like this doesnt go well, the last time someone (sakura) tried sitting on sasuke they got punched in the face

so everyone watches as naruto gets up and practically jumps on sasuke, to start the dare naruto starts messing with sasukes hair

sasuke pretends to be annoyed at his boyfriend but does nothing because he secretly likes it

"I HAVE A YOUTHFUL IDEA, WE SHALL ALL CONFESS OUR SINS WITH NEVER HAVE I EVER" lee happily yells

choji goes first and asks a food related question

but shikamaru doesnt listes and he looks at naruto and sasuke, sasuke has a small braid in his hair, a ribbon tied around his neck and naruto is rocking back and forth on him...........strange

"never have i ever kissed someone" shino asks

sasuke, naruto, kiba, ino, sakura and shikamaru put a finger down

hinata speaks up next "never have i ever commited a crime"

kiba puts a finger down

he gets stares

".........okay so how was i supposed to know that throwing bags of dog shit at old noncey men in the park was illegal"

no one was surprised

naruto speaks up next

"never have i ever...............drank alcohol"

everyone puts a finger down

sakura checks her phone and sees that five minutes has passed

by now sasuke has five braids, two ribbons, three hair clips and a headband in his hair aswell as his shoes on his hands

everyone is surprised but still watches as naruto stays where he is and continues to braid sasukes hair

ino decides she is bored and says to everyone that they are now gonna play a new game

how it works is someone asks a question and everyone has to answer truthfully

tenten went first

"what is the most emarassing thing you did as a kid"

shino once threw a bug at the teacher when he was 12

hinata accidentally wet herself in reception (idk but i think it is kindergarden to everyone else)

kiba fell in dog shit face first

ino came to school in really bad makeup

choji once dropped a pizza

shikamaru got a question wrong once

naruto lied and said it was his accidental kiss with sasuke

sasuke lied and said the same

sakura said she followed sasuke home once

neji claimed he did nothing of the sort

lee said he is too youthfull

and tenten said she 'forgot'

"okay last question, what is the gayest thing you have done"

most of them said nothing until naruto spoke up

"sasuke" he said

it took everyone a minute to realise what he meant

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-everyone was at sasukes house for a sleepover
-they are 16
- as you read it, it will seem a bit sus but there wont be anything like ~that~ so you will be fine

it was early morning and the two boys were cuddled in sasuke's bed

sasuke was laying on naruto's chest and cuddled up to him like the twink he is and naruto played with sasuke's hair and turned on the TV so one piece was running in the background

the two were on a queen sized bed and under a thick grey quilt

they start to pay more attention to the TV on the bedroom wall and watch as luffy eats inhumane amounts of food in one go

"oi sasuke"

"hm"

"you know what i could eat like that"

"what"

"you"

naruto sits up and pulls sasuke on top of him, sasuke gets flustered and kissed naruto's cheek

all of a sudden naruto pins sasuke down and starts to tickle him

sasuke laughs tiredly, to people who would hear it sounds like muffled gasps

sasuke manages to turn on his front and start to squirm away

"oh no you don't" naruto laughs

he then plops down onto sasuke and tickle him even more

meanwhile everyone else was awake and went to wake sasuke and naruto up

as they got closer they started to hear laughs and things like "stop it, it hurts now" or gasps

"oh shit are they..........no" kiba says in horror

"move out the way you pussies i'll open the door" sakura says boldly

everyone follows in a quiet pursuit

when they are about to get to the door they hear a loud 'ah' noise that sounds suspiciously like sasuke

sakura runs over and slams the door

"STOP H- oh.......thank fuck for that" sakura says sighing in relief

everyone else walks in to naruto and sasuke chasing each other round with pillows

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they are 17 in this

the two boys could only watch as kiba kissed his girlfriend, more like snog but who cares

"ew straight people" sasuke says quiet enough so naruto can hear

"i mean why be straight when we can do so much better" naruto replies as he starts leaning towards sasuke

sasuke grabs naruto and pulls him on him and starts to kiss him, but hey lets be real sasuke is the biggest bottom ever so this isn't realistic at all

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everyone was sitting on the sofa when sakura put on riverdale

naruto screeched and hid in sasukes neck

"ew, its a straight people show" he says

sasuke chuckles

"don't worry naru-chan it's okay, it wont hurt you" he says

naruto opens his eyes and screams

two people were kissing, straight people

him and sasuke ran out the room

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naruto and sasuke were in an smsc lesson about sexual stuff when naruto started laughing quietly

"oi sasuke"

"what"

"ew, straight people sex"

"oh my god your totally right"

the teacher notices the two and calls them out

"naruto, sasuke, care to share your conversation" mr orochimaru says strictly

the two laugh before speaking at the same time

"ew, straight people sex" they laugh out

everyone is holding back laughs

the two boys make the signature gay hand sign and make their wrists limp

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sasuke had just dried and washed his hair after being in the shower when naruto walks in

naruto kneels down next to sasuke and ruffles sasukes hair

"ya know sasuke, your hair is really soft after you wash it" naruto says happily before starting to braid sasukes hair

sasuke starts to groan and wriggle around

"oh don't be so fussy sasuke, all i am doing is braiding your hair" naruto coo's

"but we are going out soon-" sasuke starts

"shushhh sasuke and sit still" naruto instructs

"or what" sasgay retorts

"i'll make you" naruto says coldly

chills are sent down sasukes spine and he shuts up

later when they go for barbecue with everyone else sasuke has a nice and neat braid by his ear with a little red ribbon on it

no one questions it

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-they are 16 

enter naruto and sasuke

the so called homophobes of the school, in reality that a phat lie and you know it

but the thing is is that they don't, they wholeheartedly believe that gays are wrong, its not their fault though since their parents have raised them to believe it

so here we are, its another day at konoha high and its lunch break

but where are naruto and sasuke, they are in a closet (literally) trying to get some new exercise books for next lesson 

that's when it happened 

sasuke tripped and landed on naruto, his lips on naruto's

but for some reason they didn't pull away, thinking about it they did always feel attracted toward each other

but it wasn't gay though right?

yes, yes it was, and now they know that 

so there they are making out pinned against the shelf 

cliche am i right

but it got heated fast, so now they were practically eating each other's faces off

meanwhile sakura and ino were looking for the two (they are a couple btw)

"lets go look in the supply closet, they did say they were getting books in there" sakura suggests

"good idea" ino smiles 

when they got there they opened the door expecting the two reaching for books

what they didn't expect was for them to be aggressively making out against the shelf

ino screeched 

sakura nearly fainted

naruto and sasuke pulled away as fast as you could blink

"okayyyyy we will be leaving now, we promise not to tell anyone" ino says whispering the last part

no one ever knew of the relationship until three years later when the two kissed goodbye in front of everyone   

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-they r 16

@snakeboi200: hey wanna play teams again or solos

@rameneater17: nah, but i wanna ask you something

@snakeboi200: what is it

@rameneater17: let me see your face, pls we know everything about eachother, we r besties

@snakeboi200: no

@rameneater17: ( T^T)

@snakeboi200: .....fine

incoming face call from snakeboi200 / rameneater17

call accepted

the call ended as soon as they saw each others faces

it was sasuke and naruto, they were rivals that hated eachother but somehow loved eachother as online besties

they were screwed, they told each other everything from crushes to boy/girl problems and their secrets

-the next day-

neither of them knew what to say to each other so whenever they were near or around each other there was this awkward tension in the air

naruto went up to sasuke first at break

"...hey sasuke" he says nervously

".......hey naruto" sasuke replies

".....oi can you stop looking at me like i killed my family geez" naruto says after a few seconds

sasuke bursts out in laughter, naruto soon follows

its an inside joke, you wouldnt get it

"okay usuratonkachi, friends?" sasuke smiles

"yeah, friends, teme"

they both walked away laughing and leaving a lot of confused people

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-they are seventeen

"oi naru, c'mere" sasuke says tiredly

naruto obviously goes and cuddles up to sasuke

"yeah sasuke"

"so you were adopted"

"yeah"

"so i have been thinking"

"thats a first"

"not funny, and so i was thinking how much did you cost"

"..."

".....no but like how much DID i cost"

"thats what i'm saying"

"KAKASHI!!! IRUKA!! COME OVER HERE!!!"

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-they are 16

insert kohonoha high, everyone supports LGBTQ+ relationships

everyone except mr yahiko, no one knows why but rumour has it is because he was rejected by his massive man crush (it was madara, little did he know madara and hashirama were already a thing so...)

and guess what, naruto had had enough of mr yahiko's bullshit so he decided to do something about it

so there he was in fourth period listening to his teachers homophobic rant of the day

it went something along the lines of 'Jesus denies it and that he personally was raised to believe how unnatural it is'

naruto had fortunately ran out of patience and slammed his hands down on the table, everyone stopped and looked at him

"with all due respect sir i would like to say that just because bill and ted down the road are having sex doesn't mean you get to be scared of them, you are just a wanker, so get of your high horse and get over your highschool crush already"

yahiko is taken back a little, naruto was right but he wasn't gonna admit it though

yahiko tries to argue back but naruto scoffs at him

naruto proceeds to walk over to sasuke, grab him by the collar, kiss him right infront of mr yahiko and walk out the lesson

sasuke followed after naruto and they both went back to his house to play video games

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- boruto is like......idk he's thirteen right, i havent seen boruto yet but ik enough abt it
- naru and sasuke are however old they are in the anime

boruto looked at the way his dad looked at his mum and then compared it to the way his dad looked at sasuke

he thought about it and realised, naruto and sasuke, they were fucking weren't they

boruto was correct and he knew it

but was he gonna say anything about it, no, no he wasn't

anything to keep his dad happy

when he thinks about it from when he went back in time with sasuke he noticed that the boys were obsessed with eachother

it wasn't hard to miss, actually they probably have been together for a LONG time....like maybe when they were 16

sounds about right

the two probably only had wives to please everyone around them

it didnt bother boruto as much as he thought it would

he was just happy that he has a loving family....well sort of

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"NARUTOOO!! dont flirt with him okay, sasuke will be here any second"

"i'm not going to f- ffffucking hell"

naruto says, halfway through though sasuke arrives and naruto gets a nosebleed

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sasuke and naruto were cuddled up on a chair when they notice sakura and decide to tease her

naruto smiles brightly and says 'good morning sakura-chan!!'

sakura however is thinking something like 'cha, just leave me alone already

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boruto had been looking through photo albums of his parents will all his friends

they eventually got to narutos section and hot damn

now they see why so many people liked him

one particualar photo had naruto and sasuke posing shirtless for a magazine page

they were roughed up and opposite eachother with their arms clashing in the middle (valley of the end)

and annother one is of him laying down with a paint brush in his mouth and also half naked, it was a magazine cover of him on a titanic photo shoot, it had the caption of 'paint me like one of your french girls' on it

boruto slowly closed the book and put it away

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"ne sakura chan, you screwed sasuke yet" naruto asks trying to hold in laughter

"no, not yet" she replies (or ever)

"do you want me to describe it to you" naruto says looking sakura dead in the eyes

sakura was fuming

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- they are 16
-in a modern au

"sasuke please, you'll look so cute in this, plus we can take awesome photos and improve our skin" naruto said to sasuke will puppy eyes

sasuke sighs

"fine....it does sound fun"

"yassssss sasuke, i love you, so do you want the white one or the sparkly white one"

"just the plain white please"

"here, so how these ones work is that you take it out and unfold it then put it on your face so it matches where all your features are"

they both get the masks out and start putting them on

"ugh its so white and sticky and slimy" sasuke groans

"sasuke help me, its in my hair" naruto says, like he said it was in his hair because his hand slipped

naruto fixed it but falls to the floor and cries out in pain

"ha dobe, let me help you up" sasuke says trying to be slick

he ends up falling on naruto

a loud 'oof' was heard before lots of laughs

they really are hopeless arent they

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- there are are 16 or 17, you choose

sasuke entered the marketplace and looked around, what a place, it was massive

how the hell was he supposed to find what he wanted here, tch he'll do it eventually

at that same time naruto was getting some raw deer for his fox kurama

kurama is a nine-tailed fox who was the size of two house cats, he was currently resting on naruto's shoulder

"500 yen for the deer ribs and 300 more for the water" the man says from behind the stall

naruto complies and hands over 800 yen

"thank you sir, have a good day" naruto says walking off

he then proceeds to go and sit on the ledge of a nearby bridge to let kurama hop off his shoulders

"here you go kurama" he says watching as kurama's nine tails sway as he scoffs the raw deer

it was a few minutes before he starts nudging the water bottle in naruto's hand

naruto proceeds to bend the water into kurama's mouth using the air particles inside and around the water

kurama then makes his way onto naruto's shoulders and starts purring, naruto then starts petting kurama and laughs

while that is happening sasuke finds himself lost on a really big bridge

he looks around and sees someone that looks approachable

it was a blond boy his age who looked to be an air bender, he wore an orange-yellow battle kimono

sasuke was taken aback when he saw the nine-tailed fox on his shoulders though, they were very rare

he approached the blonde and nervously spoke

"hey i was wondering if you could help me round this place, i seem to have gotten myself lost" he says expecting a 'no' in response

"sure thing stranger, i'm naruto and this is kurama, you?" naruto smiles back

"sasuke uchiha, i'm a fire bender" he replies, sasuke wonders if the blonde will back away since he is a fire bender, its not like they have a good reputation in the first place

"cool! i'm an air bender, now follow me so we can go get ramen"

and just like that sasuke was trapped in those beautiful blue eyes of his and whisked away

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-16 yrs old

naruto was currently dancing on his huge glass table in the living room with a loud speaker on the counter

"I LOVE THE PEOPLE AND THE PEOPLE LOVE ME SO MUCH THAT THEY RESTORED THE ENGLISH MONARCHY, IM PART SCOTISH, FRENCH, ITTALIAN AND A LITTLE BIT DANE BUT 100% PARTY ANIMAL- hey sasuke.......whatchu doin here" naruto belts out while dancing

sasuke unfortunatelly arrived in narutos house and cut off his fabulous preformance

"naruto" sasuke says

"yes babe"

"get off the fucking table"

"yes babe"

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-both 16

facing opposite and at each others throats arguing shikamaru decides to step in

so shikamaru 'accidentally' trips and 'accidentally' pushes naruto's and sasuke together

so the two were kissing

it was only for a split second before the two ran off to drink some bleach

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sasuke and naruto were sitting awfully close in class and both turned toward one another

they kissed accidentally again!!!

everyone laughed

"TEME what the fuck ewww" Naruto says standing up and walking away to sit somewhere else

"i could say the same to you, you idiot" sasuke shouts back

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this time it wasnt accidental, it was a dare

so everyone was playing truth or dare bc why not when kiba thought it would be hilarious (it was) to dare sasuke to kiss naruto

he mainly said it because they hate it and the other part was because he shipped it

so sasuke gulped and apologised before quickly kissing naruto on the cheek

"NOPE!! i meant a proper kiss, not a wuss kiss" kiba laughed out

"fine! and i am not a wuss" sasuke grumbles before

he kisses naruto on the lips this time

"happy now kiba" the two boys say angrily

"nu-uh i said proper, as in PROPER proper kiss" kiba says looking the two in the eyes and trying not to burst out laughing

everyone else was trying not to laugh aswell

"no, i dont wanna kiss that THING" naruto says pouting

"do it or i'll eat your ramen" choji says smirking

naruto stays silent

it was a hot minute before the two gave up on sitting down awkwardly before getting it over and done with

they both acted disgusted but both enjoyed it deep down

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-they are the usual age....maybe 17 or 18 in this one
modern times

"hey sorry i'm late guys, i was just studying with sasuke" naruto says walking up to rookie nine as he fixes up his clothes

"its fine" everyone except shikamaru says happily

"mmhm what were you studying" shikamaru says as he lights a ciggarette

he whatches as narutos eyes widen for a second and panics

"...math" naruto says after a second

"cool, yeah, it must of been really hard" shikamaru says looking straight into narutos eyes

naruto looks into shikamarus eyes and then realises what he was implying, he was obviously right

"actaully sasuke found it harder" naruto smirks

shikamaru chokes and starts to laugh

the two acted as though they never had that conversation and proceeded to get coffee with everyone else

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-they are 12

naruto had just switched classes and was now in set one for english (aka big brain english for smart people)

he sat down in a seat and looked around him just then a sad looking kid in a blue shirt sat next to him

"hey are you alright" naruto asked quietly

"hn" was the response he got

"oi i asked you a question teme, i expect you to answer it regardress if you are some prince or some weird loner" naruto spat back

sasuke was taken aback, this kid had guts and that made sasuke respect him

"i'm alright, just a bit down since girls were chasing me down the hall"

naruto was shocked, he answered

"sounds annoying, i'm naruto, usumaki naruto"

"uchiha sasuke"

the teacher then walks in and starts class

naruto then takes the time to look at sasuke properly

smooth pale skin, perfect raven hair, black onyx eyes and overall a flawless jawline

'fuck, i wouldnt mind if he did all kinds of things to me' naruto thinks as he blushes hard

he quickly calms down by focusing on writing out the title and paragraph on the board like they were told

sasuke quickly writes out his paragraph and looks at naruto

tanned skin, blonde hair, beautiful blue eyes, thin whisker marks, a gorgeous smile and kind of chubby cheeks

'damn, if he ran me over i'd thank him' sasuke thinks smiling

the two realised something after that lesson

they were never straight were they

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-they are 16

"ugh sasuke people with glasses are so gay, what to they need to see?? dick" naruto complains

"i know right" sasuke replies

they both proceed to put on their reading glasses

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kiba just had the best motherfucking idea he ever had in his whole 17 years of life

he opens his phone

goes on youtube

types something

and a familiar sound plays

out of all rookie nine only naruto, sasuke and shikamaru reacted to it

"why is the ankah soundtrack playing" the three said at once

"how do you what its from, care to explain" kiba laughs

"i was playing animal crossing when it happened" shikamaru says

there was a silence between naruto and sasuke before they both nodded

"we saw the video and then i was like 'hey sasuke wanna pull your pants down and be my villager' and he said yeah" naruto says looking straight into kiba's eyes

everyone screeches

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-usual age

everyone is born with a tattoo on each arm, one matching your soulmate and one matching your enemy

most people have no clue which is which

but there are two people who do

insert sasuke and naruto

they have tattoos like everyone else but theirs are the same

they don't know it yet though

so here's the story of how they did

____________start of story___________

both boys woke up to the same pair of tattoos every day

they were a bit weird but on each arm was a half moon and a half sun (https://www.pinterest.co.uk/pin/10203536643032182/ those but combined)

so whoever they were they were their soulmate but their rival, only one person came to mind but it could never be him

could it?

...nah, give up the dream, it will never happen

but its a new day so anything could happen....or not and they will end up silently hoping its who they think it is

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naruto woke up with a start, he was late for school.....again

what its not his fault, his alarm broke and its not like there's anyone to wake him up

so he gets to school as fast as he can and arrives at 11:30

"late again naruto" the receptionist says

"sorry anko, my alarm broke, i missed the eleven bus and its not like there's anyone in my family that's alive to wake me up in the first place" naruto says calmly before walking off to english

anko felt bad for the kid, don't get me wrong he's really smart and gets all A's (mostly) but the way he says that upsets anko a lot

when naruto walked into english no one bothered to say hi, they all either hated him or were too busy writing to say it

sasuke however noticed, it was his rival

"ah, naruto, come to see the show, we are writing a paragraph on the first world wars missiles and torpedos" mr kakashi says lazily

naruto however was stunned, his sensei just quoted draco malfoy

the only seat available was next to sasuke

naruto was pissed but sat down

"usuratonkachi your late again" sasuke taunts

"shut your hole sasugay" naruto says harshly, he wasn't in the mood to bicker

"what, you mad that no one woke you up" sasuke laughs

"oh shut up, its not like you have anyone to wake you up either, i wonder why" naruto spits

"oh yeah, were going down that road are we" sasuke says

"you wanna fight pretty boy" naruto says slightly louder

"so what if i do"

everyone around them was secretly listening in, they either thought the two were soulmates or the worst of enemies

either way it would be fun to see those two throw hands

naruto leans to whisper something to sasuke "you, me, after school, the school gym"

sasuke smirks "oh your on"

the boys both had butterflies in their stomachs

stupid naruto with his gorgeous blue eyes, his stupid tanned skin, his dumb personality and his idiotic pretty face

dumbass sasuke with his pale skin, pretty black eyes, moronic personality and his shitty hair

the two had denied having feelings for the other many times before

after all, every rival felt like this right?

they were wrong

_________________after school in the gym_________

"you really wanna do this sasuke, wouldn't wanna hurt that gorgeous face of yours" naruto says rolling up his sleeves and revealing his tattoos

sasuke watches as he does and chokes, he recognises those tattoos

they were his

"...hey sasuke you okay" naruto says suddenly getting all worried

sasuke walks over to naruto and gently lifts his arm up so its touching his

and then sasuke rolls up his sleeves

both blushing it takes the two a second to realise what happened

"sasuke, what does this mean for us......i know we haven't always gotten along but-" naruto says but gets cut off by sasuke kissing him

sasuke pulls away after a few seconds and smiles

"come with me to mine, from now on we are best friends" sasuke says happily

"sasuke"

"yeah"

"do that again, i've always kinda wanted you to do that"

sasuke complies and the two both happily walk to sasukes house

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-boruto is pre timeskip age (13)

boruto came home after finishing training early

no one was home so he could lay back and watch a movie whilst eating popcorn

he was wrong, people were home

so boruto walked in, shut the door and headed into the kitchen

he wasn't prepared for what he saw

sasuke was on the kitchen counter quietly moaning as naruto was rubbing his hand down sasukes crotch

the two had large purple marks on their necks and were aggressively making out

i mean boruto figured out they were a thing but he didn't think he was gonna see it

but at the same time boruto wanted to laugh, who knew sasuke could be such a bottom

the sounds sasuke was making disturbed boruto a bit though

now boruto had to make a decision

he could: A) walk out like nothing happened or B) address the situation and make it awkward

he chose C

take a video and use it for blackmail

he took a thirty second video and made sure to put it on full volume before silently walking away

this was gonna be fun

_________________the next day__________________

sasuke had invited narutos family over for tea (dinner/lunch) at his

hinata and himawari were out shopping so it was just him, naruto and boruto

boruto however was excited, there was some brand new games that came out and he desperately wanted them

and he knew how to get them

so in the middle of eating he asked his dad

"ne tou-chan there's these new games that i have just released and i was wondering if i could get them"

"well not right now boruto, i'm too busy with paperwork" naruto says

he in fact had no paperwork since his shadow clones do it for him and he didn't feel like getting his son games at the moment

"if you don't i'll show mom a video of what you two did yesterday" boruto threatened

sasuke froze and naruto choked on the food he put in his mouth

"boruto, your father and i didn't do anything yesterday" sasuke lies

"oh really cuz this video tells me otherwise" boruto smirks showing the two a video of what they did in the kitchen

the video was what the two feared, sasuke moaning and naruto kissing him

the two adults were dead silent, after a few long seconds they looked each other in the eyes and nodded

"how much were those games you wanted boruto" naruto and sasuke say in sync

boruto laughs before saying the price "900,000 yen"

sasuke and naruto both pass over 450 thousand each before shedding a silent tear

"dont get me wrong but,just making sure, you two were forced by the council to marry right?" boruto asks

naruto and sasuke nod

"okay, bye dad, bye mr dad" boruto says before leaving to get his games

mr dad, sasuke liked the sound of that

Chapter Text

-they are 21

naruto was being chased by a police officer for murdering three people in an alleyway

those people were sakura haruno, hinata hyuuga and ino yamakana

sasuke was the officer chasing him

when sasuke pinned naruto down in an alleyway naruto spoke up

"wanna kill someone with me, you got a brother you hate?" naruto smirks

sasuke hesitates before replying "no are you mad"

"why, scared you might like it"

"alright then criminal, lets go" sasuke smiles

itachi was who he was gonna kill

"the names naruto, naruto usumaki namikase"

"alright then naruto, lets go"

Chapter Text

-they are 16

"shut up narutard" sasuke insults

"says the little emo twink" naruto retorts

kiba sighs and turns to the others

"how long this time" he asks

"i'd say about five minutes"

"two minutes"

"right now, look" shikamaru points out

they turn around to see sasuke and naruto hugging like they haven't seen each other in years