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The Many Group Chats of the Akuma Class

Summary:

[ Ladybug created a group chat ]

Ladybug
welcome to our official group chat! now that you're all permanent holders we can use it to contact each other

Rena Rouge
OMGOMGOMGIMINAGROUPCHATWITHLADYBUG

Chat Noir
hello to you too rena

Notes:

I've wanted to write a chat fic for a while, and I thought this would be a good way to overcome my writer's block without thinking too hard. So I give you the akuma class in group chats!

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1: Power Ranger Ripoffs

Chapter Text

 

[ 7:36 ]

 

[ Ladybug created a group chat ]

Ladybug added Chat Noir to the chat ]

[ Ladybug added Rena Rouge to the chat ]

Ladybug added Carapace to the chat ]

Ladybug added Chloe Bourgeois to the chat ]

 

Ladybug

welcome to our official group chat! now that you're all permanent holders we can use it to contact each other

 

Rena Rouge

OMGOMGOMGIMINAGROUPCHATWITHLADYBUG

 

Chat Noir

hello to you too rena

 

Rena Rouge

hi chat!

 

Carapace

sup dudes

 

Chloe Bourgeois

hey losers

wait why dont i get a hero name?

 

Ladybug

i'll explain to you in a bit. but first we need to go over some ground rules

 

Ladybug muted Chat NoirRena Rouge, and two others ]

 

Ladybug

number 1: no revealing or hinting to identities. obviously, we all know chloe, and chat and i know everyone but each other. rena and carapace also know each other because i didn't have time to separate them on hero's day. other than those exceptions, for the love of all the kwamis, don't reveal your identity!

number 2: if you see an akuma, @ everyone on the chat immediately and go through the normal procedure until chat and i arrive.

number 3: if you're having a hard time with something icl and want to vent or need some advice, leave out all details that could point to your identity. this rule doesn't apply to chloe, go nuts queenie

number 4: if you have a suggestions for temporary heroes, let me or chat know in a private chat and we'll discuss it. you won't be told whether or not the person was chosen for a miraculous.

number 5: no shipping unless they're already in a relationship

number 6: no matchmaking (those last two rules are unashamedly directed towards rena)

number 7: if you learn someone's identity, let chat and i know immediately. especially if its one of us two or one of the villians.

chloe, you need to pick a new name and costume design to keep your identity a secret. we don't want you to be targeted by hawk moth again like miraculer

okay, i'm going to unmute you all. don't do anything too stupid or crazy. have fun!

 

Ladybug unmuted Chat NoirRena Rouge, and two others ]

 

Rena Rouge

we're freeee

 

[ Chloe Bourgeois changed Chloe Bourgeois's username to Honeybee ]

 

Ladybug

perfect! now all you need is a costume. focus on wanting a new one next time you transform

 

Honeybee

thx lb

 

Rena Rouge

do my eyes deceive me or did THE chloe bourgeois just say thank you?!?!

 

Honeybee

only ladybug deserves my thanks

 

Carapace

sick name bee!

 

Honeybee

yes it is

 

[ Chat Noir changed Chat Noir's username to little kitty on a roof ]

Chat Noir changed Ladybug's username to bugaboo ]

[ Chat Noir changed Rena Rouge's username to secretly a furry ]

Chat Noir changed Carapace's username to TURTLE POWER ]

 

Honeybee

dont even think about it chat

 

Honeybee changed Honeybee's username to buzz buzz bitches ]

 

buzz buzz bitches

perfect

 

little kitty on a roof

dont you mean...........

 

bugaboo

oh no

 

little kitty on a roof

PURRFECT

 

bugaboo

make it stop

 

little kitty on a roof

purrhaps milady, but unfurrtunatly my puns are pawsome 

 

secretly a furry

can we talk about how i am NOT a furry

 

little kitty on a roof

sure sure

 

secretly a furry

you know what?

 

secretly a furry changed little kitty on a roof's username to liTTlE kITtY oN a rOoF ]

 

bugaboo

aLl ALOnE wIThOut hIS lAdY

 

liTTlE kITtY oN a rOoF

lb how could you?!

 

TURTLE POWER

*traitor plays*

 

secretly a furry

yOU BETRAAAAAAAYED MEEE

fuck i forgot about my name

 

secretly a furry changed secretly a furry's username to foxy ]

 

foxy

much better

 

liTTlE kITtY oN a rOoF

i sincerely doubt that anything could be better than the one i gave you but okay ig

 

[ liTTlE kITtY oN a rOoF changed liTTlE kITtY oN a rOoF's username to little kitty on a roof ]

 

buzz buzz bitches

(all alone without his lady)

 

bugaboo

we've had this group chat for a total of sixteen minutes and it's already gone to shit

we don't even have a name yet

 

TURTLE POWER

chat, i think you know what to do

 

little kitty on a roof

i was born for this moment

 

little kitty on a roof named the chat Power Rangers Ripoffs ]

 

bugaboo

i regret everything