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[ Ladybug created a group chat ]
[ Ladybug added Chat Noir to the chat ]
[ Ladybug added Rena Rouge to the chat ]
[ Ladybug added Carapace to the chat ]
[ Ladybug added Chloe Bourgeois to the chat ]
Ladybug
welcome to our official group chat! now that you're all permanent holders we can use it to contact each other
Rena Rouge
OMGOMGOMGIMINAGROUPCHATWITHLADYBUG
Chat Noir
hello to you too rena
Rena Rouge
hi chat!
Carapace
sup dudes
Chloe Bourgeois
hey losers
wait why dont i get a hero name?
Ladybug
i'll explain to you in a bit. but first we need to go over some ground rules
[ Ladybug muted Chat Noir, Rena Rouge, and two others ]
Ladybug
number 1: no revealing or hinting to identities. obviously, we all know chloe, and chat and i know everyone but each other. rena and carapace also know each other because i didn't have time to separate them on hero's day. other than those exceptions, for the love of all the kwamis, don't reveal your identity!
number 2: if you see an akuma, @ everyone on the chat immediately and go through the normal procedure until chat and i arrive.
number 3: if you're having a hard time with something icl and want to vent or need some advice, leave out all details that could point to your identity. this rule doesn't apply to chloe, go nuts queenie
number 4: if you have a suggestions for temporary heroes, let me or chat know in a private chat and we'll discuss it. you won't be told whether or not the person was chosen for a miraculous.
number 5: no shipping unless they're already in a relationship
number 6: no matchmaking (those last two rules are unashamedly directed towards rena)
number 7: if you learn someone's identity, let chat and i know immediately. especially if its one of us two or one of the villians.
chloe, you need to pick a new name and costume design to keep your identity a secret. we don't want you to be targeted by hawk moth again like miraculer
okay, i'm going to unmute you all. don't do anything too stupid or crazy. have fun!
[ Ladybug unmuted Chat Noir, Rena Rouge, and two others ]
Rena Rouge
we're freeee
[ Chloe Bourgeois changed Chloe Bourgeois's username to Honeybee ]
Ladybug
perfect! now all you need is a costume. focus on wanting a new one next time you transform
Honeybee
thx lb
Rena Rouge
do my eyes deceive me or did THE chloe bourgeois just say thank you?!?!
Honeybee
only ladybug deserves my thanks
Carapace
sick name bee!
Honeybee
yes it is
[ Chat Noir changed Chat Noir's username to little kitty on a roof ]
[ Chat Noir changed Ladybug's username to bugaboo ]
[ Chat Noir changed Rena Rouge's username to secretly a furry ]
[ Chat Noir changed Carapace's username to TURTLE POWER ]
Honeybee
dont even think about it chat
[ Honeybee changed Honeybee's username to buzz buzz bitches ]
buzz buzz bitches
perfect
little kitty on a roof
dont you mean...........
bugaboo
oh no
little kitty on a roof
PURRFECT
bugaboo
make it stop
little kitty on a roof
purrhaps milady, but unfurrtunatly my puns are pawsome
secretly a furry
can we talk about how i am NOT a furry
little kitty on a roof
sure sure
secretly a furry
you know what?
[ secretly a furry changed little kitty on a roof's username to liTTlE kITtY oN a rOoF ]
bugaboo
aLl ALOnE wIThOut hIS lAdY
liTTlE kITtY oN a rOoF
lb how could you?!
TURTLE POWER
*traitor plays*
secretly a furry
yOU BETRAAAAAAAYED MEEE
fuck i forgot about my name
[ secretly a furry changed secretly a furry's username to foxy ]
foxy
much better
liTTlE kITtY oN a rOoF
i sincerely doubt that anything could be better than the one i gave you but okay ig
[ liTTlE kITtY oN a rOoF changed liTTlE kITtY oN a rOoF's username to little kitty on a roof ]
buzz buzz bitches
(all alone without his lady)
bugaboo
we've had this group chat for a total of sixteen minutes and it's already gone to shit
we don't even have a name yet
TURTLE POWER
chat, i think you know what to do
little kitty on a roof
i was born for this moment
[ little kitty on a roof named the chat Power Rangers Ripoffs ]
bugaboo
i regret everything