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2:17 PM

mia: i’m going to maccas do yall want anything?

shioriko: mia-san, it’s the middle of class, why are you going to macdonalds?

mia: because im hungry. do yall want anything???

lanzhu: fries!

shioriko: lanzhu, don’t encourage her.

ayumu: too late

ayumu: she just passed by our classroom

ayumu: btw yuu-chan and ai-san both want fries if you can do that!!

shioriko: i’m disappointed in all of you.

2:26 PM

mia: hello i’m getting chased by konoe sensei

kasumi: ur joking right

rina: nope i just saw her run past our classroom window holding a bag of fast food and konoe sensei is def chasing her

ayumu: yuu-chan’s dying of laughter in the middle of our class

shioriko: seems like yuu-san and mia will be getting detention together

lanzhu: lmao

rina: oh no

rina: i just heard mia scream and konoe sensei throw something

shioriko: what the actual hell

setsuna: what did i miss??

rina: konoe sensei threw something at mia after she went to get food for us

rina: i looked out the window she threw a spatula at her

shioriko: a SPATULA???

setsuna: is mia still alive???

yuu: i forgot konoe sensei was the cooking teacher and i had to think for a second why she had a spatula with her

lanzhu: rip mia taylor, 2007-2021. death by spatula. she will be missed.

ai: hold up i have a good one

ai has changed mia’s name to “death by spatula” 

rina: nice

setsuna: HAHAHAHAHHAHAWHDEWRFR3GG4HDWQ1WSFRTG

shioriko: setsuna what was that

setsuna: sorry smashed my face into the keyboard from laughing so hard at mia’s new name

shioriko: how do you do that???

lanzhu: press letters on the keyboard shioriko!

shioriko: ee

lanzhu: she tried

2:45 PM

death by spatula: i’m alive

death by spatula: sadly. i know you all didn’t expect me to live

lanzhu: but do u have detention tho

death by spatula: no konoe sensei let me off on the condition i let her take some food

death by spatula: wait why is my name this did you guys really see me get a spatula thrown at my head

shizuku: i saw it and got it on video as well, you guys will thank me later

death by spatula: i hate you dont you dare send it

shizuku: thanks i love you too mia

shizuku: attached one video

lanzhu: this is beautiful 

death by spatula: i hate both of you. so much.

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3:28 AM

shizuku: Good night, good night! parting is such sweet sorrow, That I shall say good night till it be morrow.

kasumi: ok shizuko’s gone absolutely mad

death by spatula: what the fuck.

shioriko: i agree with mia for once, what the actual fuck.

setsuna: it is three in the morning and you’re quoting… shakespeare?

shizuku: ‘Romeo, Romeo! Wherefore art thou Romeo?‘

setsuna: i’m going back to sleep this is weird

setsuna: goodnight everyone!

ayumu: goodnight setsu! but, shizuku, are you doing ok? 

shizuku: ‘Cowards die many times before their deaths; the valiant never taste of death but once.’

kasumi: she’s gone mad

kasumi: shizuko my love :( 

lanzhu: haha get rekt gay lord kasukasu 

kasumi: for the last time zhong lanzhu it’s kasumi or kasumin. none of the kasukasu business. next time this happens i’ll personally come to you and strangle the living daylights out of you do you understand.

lanzhu: … yes ma’am…

shizuku: ‘I am a man more sinned against than sinning.’

death by spatula: lord help us all

death by spatula: wait why is she up at 3:30 in the morning quoting shakespeare?

shioriko: probably for fun

shioriko: she once read the entire bee movie script while helping me water the flowers

shioriko: it was… scary.

kasumi: that’s nothing 

kasumi: once she explained the entire plot of revue starlight to me for three hours

death by spatula: did you learn anything tho?

shizuku: i’m bored now that wasn’t as interesting as i thought it would be

shizuku has changed her name to “shakespeare but better”

shakespeare but better: nice

shioriko: ‘We have seen better days.’

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11:34 AM

death by spatula: has anyone seen my hamster???

ayumu: you have a hamster?

death by spatula: yes and she is missing i am upset which one of you mother fuckers took her

kasumi: mia none of us knew you had a hamster so why would we take her?

shioriko: mia, please calm down.

death by spatula: no shioriko i will not i want rira back

lanzhu: rira is with me tho???

death by spatula: w h a t.

kasumi: oooo lanzhu’s dead as hell

yuu: why did mia suddenly run towards the clubroom

ayumu: lanzhu you are so dead

lanzhu: shes too short to do anything to me

shakespeare by better: what did i miss??

ayumu: lanzhu has mias hamster that no one knew existed until now

lanzhu: hello this is mia :)

lanzhu: lanzhu is fine dont worry about her

ayumu: are you sure lanzhu?

lanzhu: yes i am sure lanzhu is ok and perfectly safe :)

lanzhu: and i got rira back before she ate her

yuu: what episode of nijigasaki’s bizarre adventures am i watching

shioriko has changed lanzhu’s name to “hamster stealer”

shioriko: it’s what she deserves.

hamster stealer: i didnt steal her :( mia gave her to me

death by spatula: bullshit

hamster stealer: thanks to you i got detention from my own mother

1:45 PM

rina: sometimes im glad i dont read this chat

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4:39 AM

hamster stealer: whos playing rock music at 4 am on a tuesday???

yuu: huh???

ayumu: lanzhu what’s happening at the dorms??

setsuna: HELP WHAT

death by spatula: …

death by spatula: sorry should i turn off ninja sex party

shioriko: family-friendly, mia. there are children in here.

death by spatula: ??? ninja sex party is family-friendly idk what you mean???

death by spatula: i played welcome to my parent’s house for rina once and she loved it

ai: you did what???

setsuna: what song are you playing now??

death by spatula: Release the Kraken 

setsuna: good choice, mia

setsuna: i’m more of a cool patrol type of gal tho

yuu: i like that one song that goes “dun dun dun dun dun” and then he sings

ayumu: yuu-chan played me a song on her piano once!! I think it was called “if we were gay”?

yuu: no it was called party of three smh

7:20 AM

shakespeare by better: are we gonna ignore the fact that setsuna, yuu and mia all listen to ninja sex party

kasumi: the ultimate sandwich is a great song shizuko 

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6:58 AM

death by spatula: ok so wtf is chemistry

death by spatula: like seriously

death by spatula: i am sitting in my room sobbing why is chemistry so hard

rina: mia-san are you ok???

death by spatula: no

ai: what do you know so far??

death by spatula: mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

ai: i can’t help you, sorry miachi!

death by spatula: ai please help i am crying 

ai: you do know that mitochondria isn’t chemistry right?

ai: its biology

rina: this is painful to watch, what are you working on, mia?

death by spatula: first of all fuck you ai

death by spatula: and second im working on hydrogen bonding and all that fun stuff

rina: gross, let me send you the answers for that

death by spatula: i love you rina thank you I would die for you

rina: please do not die????

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5:34 PM

ayumu: odio l'italiano.

death by spatula: what about the french people

rina: and the gays

ayumu: fanculo i francesi e i gay, li odio tutti

hamster stealer: when did you guys learn italian??

ayumu: maestra verde is the italian teacher did you not sign up for her class?

hamster stealer: no?? 

hamster stealer: i signed up to learn mandarin so i can talk shit about everyone because no one else can speak it good

ayumu: all of us learn italian with the nicest teacher in the school

setsuna: agreed! shes so nice!

shioriko: you fools, i signed up to learn english

death by spatula: its true she’s in my class 

lanzhu: how many languages does this school offer???

yuu: according to the website

yuu: 24 

yuu: including japanese

yuu: off topic but do you guys think the music teacher is hot

shioriko: that’s… a little inappropriate, yuu-san?

setsuna: no but she is

setsuna: do you mean the saxophone teacher or the other one

yuu: sax one

setsuna: pretty sure her and maestra verde are dating 

shioriko: this is wrong why are you saying this

ai: she isnt wrong

ai: asaka sensei is hot

ai: and shes totally dating maestra verde

ai: although im not sure who maestra verde is i dont do italian i do french

shioriko: arrête de dire que les professeurs sont chauds. 

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3:24 AM

ai: hey guys do we

ai: do we have any plans for the weekend

ai: ai just got my drivers license 

ai: hashtag so kawaii 

setsuna: ai no offence but i don’t think i’d trust you in a car

hamster stealer: i wouldn’t trust any of you in a car unless it was me driving

death by spatula: why would we even trust you in a car lanzhu 

shioriko: i’d rather catch the train than be with any of you guys in a car

ayumu: off topic but i can hear yuu through my walls shes playing fall out boy on piano 

rina: is she ok??

ai: what song

ayumu: the emo one

ai: all of them are emo

ai: its better than nsp i guess

shioriko: yuu should listen to mitski 

shioriko: she’d like it

hamster stealer: shut your emo ass up shioriko only edgy people listen to mitski

shioriko: i’m not edgy??

hamster stealer: yeah and kasumi isn’t cute

kasumi: oi

kasumi: i am cute

kasumi: AND i listen to nsp and mitski at the same time

setsuna: genuine question but are you guys?? actually okay?

ai: no

hamster stealer: nope

shioriko: no

ayumu: nope!

death by spatula: no

kasumi: no

shakespeare but better: nope

rina: no

yuu: why are yall talking about me

yuu: everyone go to sleep its almost 4am

ayumu: none of us ever sleep

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2:46 AM

shioriko: shit

ai: woah shio-ti's swearing this must be bad

shioriko: my laptop broke while i was doing my studies what should i do???

death by spatula: get the IT guy to fix it tomorrow 

shioriko: no thank you she scares me a little

ayumu: same here she genuinely scares me

hamster stealer: that's

hamster stealer: that's my sister

hamster stealer: well adopted sister but same thing

ai: NO WAY

hamster stealer: have i not mentioned her before??

ai: no???

ai: whats next, shio-ti's related to the new student teacher kaoruko??

hamster stealer: ...

shioriko: wait ai did you not know?

shioriko: shes my sister

ai: NO FUCKING WAY

ai: NOPE NOPE NOT TODAY THERES NO WAY SHES UR SISTER

ayumu: i knew that kaoruko was ur sister

ai: does anyone else here have siblings at the school??

ayumu: no but my twin goes to another school in uhhh 

ayumu: ill ask her hold on

hamster stealer: ayumus a twin??

yuu: yee has ayumu not mentioned himari before??

ayumu: she goes to a school called haneoka girls school!

hamster stealer: you certainly learn something every day

7:25 AM

death by spatula: is everyone gonna skip over the part where it says ayumus a twin or what 

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7:54 PM

death by spatula: i’m so fucking glad finals are over like seriously japan exams are harder than ones in america 

ai: i did my finals ages ago lol

hamster stealer: y’all had finals?

death by spatula: oh my gif did you not have to do exams???

death by spatula: you lucky bitch

ai: this is not fair lanzhu i hope your pillow is warm tonight 

rina: that’s kind of… uncalled for…

rina: i agree tho 

ayumu: lmaoooo

ayumu: yuu says hi btw 

shioriko: my sister is trying to teach me how to play wii bowling and i’m so confused why do people find this fun???

hamster stealer: tell her i think she’s scary

shioriko: why on earth would i do that she already knows 

rina: but does she know about the DN games?

ai: no rina don’t you dare-

shioriko: what’s the DN games?

rina: laughs

rina: deez nuts

shioriko: i’ve been tricked, misled and possibly bamboozled by non other than my favourite friend how could you

shioriko: i’m logging off this is too much to deal with today i need to process this news 

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11:27 PM

setsuna: i totally just beat some poor kid at this game im playing lmao he started screaming over the voice chat

ai: setsunas a gamer???

death by spatula: wait did yall like. not know that??

death by spatula: we sometimes play games together 

ai: nope

ai: also don't tell ayumu im online both of us are working rn im just sneaking to the bathroom to pass the time until my shifts over

hamster stealer: have i been ur only nice customer today ai 

ai: tbh yeah lanzhu you have i got yelled at for not giving this person their salad when they didn't even order one

setsuna: that sounds like a you problem ai

setsuna: also, does anyone have italian on monday? i forgot to take notes for the class

ayumu: go back to work, ai

ayumu: i do!! I'll drop off the notes on the way home setsuna :D

setsuna: :D thank u ayumu!!!!!!!!

kasumi: wait why are you guys at work at this time of night

ai: ayumu and i work night shifts sometimes we finish up at 12

ai: family restaurant things yknow

ayumu: ai's parents are really chill when we have night shifts together they let us mess around on our phones in the last hour

shioriko: my sisters driving me somewhere to see some lights or something.

shioriko: please send help

hamster stealer: i like your sister

hamster stealer: shes nice

shioriko: she used to tell me as a kid that i was adopted 

ai: i still cant believe she's ur sister

shioriko: is it the red hair that throws you off

ai: ofc she has red hair and pronouns

shioriko: i-

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2:48 PM

death by spatula: i know what you guys are gonna say but

death by spatula: i had an idea

shioriko: oh no what is it 

ai: waut its class time

ai: no fucking way

death by spatula: who wants mcdonalds

setsuna: ME PLEASE

ayumu: lanzhu and i would like small fries please! 

ayumu: i am not sure about yuu @pienoyuu

hamster stealer: did yuu misspell piano for her username

yuu: i already told mia my order shes sitting right next to me

yuu: @queen(dom)lanzhu pien is a japanese slang word its that pleading eye emoji 

hamster stealer: oh

death by spatula: @kasumin @iphoneshioriko @rinarinas @audreyosaka @nanathenakagawa do u guys want anything

kasumi: no thank u but shizuku is currently summoning a demon with rina and i 

setsuna: ummm ill have fries please

death by spatula: ill be back see you guys

2:56 PM

ai: whos screaming

death by spatula: ok so update

death by spatula: konoe-sensei caught me again

death by spatula: she threw a frying pan at me this time

death by spatula: thank fuck it missed

shioriko: lol

setsuna: did she let you keep it

ayumu: i don't think she managed to leave the school grounds let alone make it to mcdonalds

death by spatula: she said she'll let us eat it in her class if we all dob ourselves in 

ai: on my way

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3:12

ai has changed her name to "trombone player"

trombone player: WOOOO

trombone player: you guys should play an instrument its so fun 

shioriko: i play the violin, ai. 

shioriko: i have a free period right now and i am so bored can i come hang out with someone

death by spatula: lanzhu and i are skipping come join us we're in the L2 wing

shioriko: just this once i will oblige. 

ayumu: oh! i play french horn! setsuna plays trumpet as well :D

kasumi: instruments seem boring 

shioriko: they are, i only play one because my parents forced me

shioriko: @queen(dom)lanzhu @imstillmia where you guys @ 

death by spatula: uhhh left classroom in the first hall way but ur scary sister is walking around

shioriko: she wont hurt a fly trust me 

setsuna: ayumus right i do play trumpet 

setsuna: does this mean ai will be joining the school band??

shakespeare but better: i play flute (also probably yes she will be lol)

kasumi: shizukos rlly bad at flute but rina is worse

rina: excuse you

trombone player: the piccolo is a great instrument kasumi.

shioriko: lol no its not

kasumi: i agree with shioko

kasumi has changed shioriko's name to "violinko"

hamster stealer: attached one photo

hamster stealer: i play cello

kasumi: holy shit its massive

shakespeare but better: cellos are big

death by spatula: i have no clue how to play an instrument irl BUT i can play them on the computer

trombone player: loser

trombone player: doesn't asaka-sensei know saxophone??

yuu: ... shes the saxophone and music teacher...

setsuna: also the trumpet player, she does my weekly lessons

kasumi has changed setsuna's name to "music nerd"

music nerd: HEY

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3:32 AM

trombone player: why is maths so hard

trombone player: i just want to pass the second year of high school pls

trombone player: id get out my trombone player right now but its 3am

violinko: my sister is taking me out for food

music nerd: this late????

violinko: yeah

trombone player: why tho

violinko: I DO NOT KNOW!! she woke me up and was like "shio-pi lets go to the fast food place right now im hungry" and now im here

violinko: attached one image

trombone player: omfg you look like you're about to pass out any second

trombone player: can i plan ur funeral salty child

violinko: i would of said yes if you hadn't of made that pun

trombone player: :(

kasumi: shioko i am planning ur funeral

kasumi: shiokoooo

kasumi: SHIOKOOOOOOOOOOOOO

music nerd: shes passed away

music nerd: can i get an f in chat 

music nerd: also im the president again seeing as shioriko is dead

hamster stealer: rip shioriko she would of loved my new song

hamster stealer: listen to vroom vroom by rebirth

11:54 AM

violinko: i am alive again. 

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7:32 AM

hamster stealer: shioriko is afraid of guitars

trombone player: excuse me WHAT

music nerd: EXCUSE ME

kasumi: wait what???? how did i not know this before today??? 

kasumi: i'm currntly speed running to my train i'm goiung to be latwe for school

hamster stealer: she confessed over the phone last night, we were having our late night queer talks

violinko: LANZHU ZHONG.

music nerd: LMAOOO

hamster stealer: IM SORRY IT WAS TOO GOOD NOT TO SHARE WITH EVERYONE

setsuna: is this actually happening rn

setsuna: like shioriko are u genuinely scared of guitars...????

kasumi: actually good quedtguon why ar u scarwed of guiatrs???

violinko: they are LOUD. 

violinko: reply to @queen(dom)lanzhu this is blatant lesbiphobia, lanzhu. why

violinko: you are all going to hell

kasumi: 1, you are dating lanzhu shioriko you're literally a lesbian 2, answer the question

hamster stealer: because "they're loud, annoying and don't shut up when you ask people to stop playing them"

ayumu: she actually makes a good point

ayumu: no offence lanzhu 

hamster stealer: none taken

trombone player: screenshotting all of this for our 21st birthdays

kasumi: ai i love you

ayumu: gay news update kasumi is leaving shizuku for ai

kasumi: ?????

kasumi: i could never leave my sandwich hoe even if i wanted stfu

violinko: guitars make me want to start crying hysterically

trombone player: screenshotted

kasumi: ARE ANY OF YOU AT SCHOOL YET

violinko: lanzhu and i are almost there why?

kasumi: THERES A FIGHT IN THE CAFETERIA 

trombone player: GET A VIDEO I NEED MORE VIEWS ON MY YOUTUBE CHANNEL

kasumi: on it

kasumi:  attached one video

kasumi: two first years are fighting over the last bowl of rice

kasumi: asaka-sensei and maestra verde are having coffee in a table at the back corner 

violinko: i think something fruity is happening between them

ayumu: jesus christ

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violinko: sigh i have to go back to okinawa this summer holidays.

ayumu: sigh i have to go back to puerto rico (i have family there)

kasumi: ayumu half latina (not clickbait??)

kasumi: @iphoneshioriko why are you mad about going back to okinawa arent u from there

violinko: yes i am but the family there is crazy

violinko: okinawan people are crazy

trombone player: im part white feel free to make fun of me

trombone player: Spaniards forever 

kasumi: yall are weird, im just fully japanese

setsuna: im from chile from my mothers side :)

ayumu: the latina squad grows bigger 

rina: my dads korean but i dont really claim it

shakespeare but better: i'm just japanese 

setsuna: i just asked my mother and she has told me to correct myself, shes chilean-mexican

hamster stealer: im japanese and chinese

hamster stealer: but you guys already knew that *dramatic hair flip*

music nerd: american.

kasumi: just realised all the second years apart from lanzhu can probably speak spanish

trombone player: sorry ayumu and setsuna my ancestors probably colonized your people 

violinko: sorry to every japanese person in here your people colonized the ryukyu islands

music nerd: sorry for being american

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trombone player (@aithemiyashita)  has renamed the group chat to 'half a braincell'

11:32 AM

trombone player: whats the past tense of yeet?? im taking a poll in konoe sensei's class

hamster stealer: yeeted?

violinko: nope

violinko: there is no past tense of yeet. the only true yeets are the yeets we experience in the moment.

setsuna: yoted

hamster stealer: two types of people in this world

kasumi: yate

setsuna: NO NO NOOOOOO

setsuna: kasumi ily but i will be blocking u now

kasumi: I TOOK A RISK SAYING THAT AND I DONT REGRET IT

violinko: lanzhu just choked on her monster energy

kasumi: IM SORRY LANLAN

hamster stealer: you're all gonna regret this.

violinko: hard to be scary when you cry at finding nemo

setsuna: GASP???

trombone player: SHIORIKO?????

trombone player: i didnt know u had that in u... proud of u

kasumi: screenshotted

half a braincell, 1:43 PM

kasumi: YALL GUESS WHAT

music nerd: i was gonna say what but then i saw the word yall and started crying

trombone player: earlier today asaka sensei saw me in the band room practising trombone and told me that im one of god's mistakes

hamster stealer: EXCUSE ME WHAT

setsuna: wait what are we guessing @kasumins

kasumi: ok so in spanish class just before lunch 

kasumi: ai and i switched into the spanish class btw i was forced into it

kasumi: ai corrected the teacher on her spanish because she used el instead of tu or smth i wasnt listening

kasumi: and the teacher called her half a coloniser and told her to shut up

setsuna: ?????

music nerd: LMAOO????

trombone player: this is true. bye. 

kasumi: but wait theres more

kasumi: ai started laughing hystericially and got detention for "causing a disturbance"

kasumi: i got it on video

kausmi: attached one video

hamster stealer: this is Quality Content!

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rina: i just realized that we’ve never determined who has and doesnt have braincells

setsuna: well shioriko probably has one of them obviously

trombone player: i have none and neither does lanzhu

hamster stealer: can confirm i have none

music nerd: i would say kasumi and setsuna have a small portion of a braincell

kasumi: @aithemiyashita whats half of one

trombone player: are you dumb??

kasumi: yes

trombone player: you can google it 

trombone player: but its 1/2

violinko: ok so kasumi and setsuna have half a brain cell each

hamster stealer: im stealing kasumi's half a brain cell

hamster stealer: and giving it to shioriko's sister 

violinko: hold on ill give her my phone im with her rn

violinko: Thank you so much I'm very honoured but I do not deserve this blessing of half a brain cell I am just a humble student teacher

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trombone player: so i have to do this test

trombone player: and it asked me what gender i identified as

trombone player: and the options were no joke 

trombone player: man, option 2, woman, other, unexpected item in the bagging area and Greenland

kasumi: i heavily relate to unexpected item in the bagging area

violinko: option 2

hamster stealer: woman

music nerd: other

kasumi: what did you pick ai i need to know now

kasumi: hope u picked option 2

violinko: my sister can give u guys the answers for the quiz btw if you want

setsuna: GOD BLESS U KAORUKO MIFUNE SENSEI

violinko: You're welcome :) -K

trombone player: you fools. i picked greenaland

trombone player: greenlnad

trombone player: greenaldew

kasumi: greenland**

tomebone player: than j tijwsh you

kasumi: i'll take it

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trombone player: is anyone else going to the school dance?

ayumu: since when did we have one?

kasumi: shizuku and i are going!!

yuu: wait wth we have a school dance?? what even happens at it????

kasumi: exactly what it sounds like how did you guys forget its the biggest event at the school

violinko: the author wanted to add a school dance chapter but didn't know how to so he wrote this

kasumi: waut the who

ayumu: WHO???

trombone player: anyway i better see you guys there ill be bored without yall

trombone player: rina even got asked out by haruka

kasumi: omg do u mean haruka kanoe??? kanoe sensei's lil sister???

kasumi: @imstillmia ur fave teacher

music nerd: she's tried to murder me like twice with a frying pan 

music nerd: lanzhu should get her scary sister and kaoruko to beat her up for me

music nerd: whats her name again

hamster stealer: her name is linlin

hamster stealer: she cant beat anyone up but she can probably hack into the schools wifi

trombone player: who's coming with me to go dress shopping??

ayumu: me (yuu also)

setsuna: MEEE

kasumi: maybe me

rina: i will join just for ai 

music nerd: I'll join if lanzhu and shioriko are going

music nerd: if not i will not join

ayumu: im free saturday after 1

kasumi: same

setsuna: i am as well!!

ayumu: can i bring my twin that no one has met shes also free

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rina: we're graduating today guys :)

trombone player: whos ready to party after this

trombone player: i can't believe we are mostly all graduating... so poetic

violinko: what are you guys planning to do after you finish? kao and i are going to be starting our own business :)

music nerd: i was going to go back to america but i got a job offer at sony so i'll be working there

kasumi: shizuku and i are opening our own bakery 

setsuna: i'm not sure yet, but i'll find something :) i'm legally changing my name to setsuna in a few weeks tho!

hamster stealer: i'm going back to HK

ayumu: not sure what im doing yet lol

violinko: guys tell me why almost every teacher has come up to ask where you guys are

violinko: why do they think i know this

kasumi: because you know everything ofc

hamster stealer: mia is taking forever to get ready

kasumi: why am i not surprised

music nerd: die

ayumu: im sneaking in himari because her school finished last week

ayumu: she says hi btw

rina: sneaky time

music nerd: WE ARE ON OUR WAY 

setsuna: hurry up they're literally about to start the ceremony

2:34 PM

kasumi: sorry but i fell asleep during konoe senseis speech 

kasumi: but thank god we are done

setsuna: we got our diplomas!!

setsuna: bye bye niji i wont miss you

trombone player: can't believe we are done with this wtf

trombone player: asaka sensei gave me a letter for me and it was the sweetest thing ever i'm going to start crying

music nerd: i can't believe that we are done with high school

music nerd: its going to be so strange not seeing everyone everyday

hamster stealer: i'd say we're gonna see each other again but it seems like since we're all going to different places in life its gonna be a small chance we're all going to see each other all together again for ages

trombone player: its still a weird thought

ayumu: himari managed to be here all this time im surprised no one kicked her out

kasumi: yall cant get rid of me 

kasumi: oh shit my bus is here gtg bye

music nerd: bye kasumi!!

setsuna: wait guys question

setsuna: sleepover at my house tonight???

trombone player: oh hell yes pls 

rina: omw

ayumu: yessssss

violinko: my sister can drop me off later shes taking me out for dinner because my parents are shit and not home

hamster stealer: will come with mia later :) 

setsuna: okay then! bye guys! see you then!!

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AM

nana.nakagawa: whats up my guys

nana.nakagawa: i can't sleep but i miss yall

kasumin: "i can't sleep" my ass according to life360 you are literally at mcdonalds in tokyo

imstillmia: my question is why you have each other on life360

aithemiyashita: do you not have your friends on life360??

aithemiyashita: rina and i have each other

iphoneshioriko: i have my sister on that

queen(dom)lanzhu: i have mia and shio on that!!

nana.nakagawa: im at mcdonalds with asaka sensei

nana.nakagawa: she's a model at the sister agency company that im apart of for my idol things ????

nana.nakagawa: and she invited me out for mcdonalds because we finished up later than usual

kasumin: SHES A MODEL???

imstillmia: SHES A MODEL??????

queen(dom)lanzhu: WHAT

pienoyuu: how did you guys NOT know about asaka sensei being a model. 

pienoyuu: i swear we establish this once

kasumin: no one has ever talked about this

nana.nakagawa: she said to say hi to everyone

nana.nakagawa: also she is actually dating maestra verde

nana.nakagawa: she confirmed it when i asked her about it

ayu.uehara: why are you guys up so late im trying to sleep

pienoyuu: i can literally hear your TV from my house

iphoneshioriko: i need to know more about the fact asaka sensei is a model

iphoneshioriko: like 

iphoneshioriko: why how what when where worcestershire sauce

imstillmia: shio u good????

iphoneshioriko: Worcestershire Sauce

kasumin: also @nana.nakagawa can i come join you im like a 5 minute walk away from u

nana.nakagawa: yessir

nana.nakagawa: we can be the dengeki online trio

queen(dom)lanzhu: the WHAT????

kasumin: inside joke don't worry about it lanzhu

nana.nakagawa: handing the phone over to asaka sensei she wanted to say something

nana.nakagawa: Hello! Hope you all are well. You all were lovely students and I'll miss teaching you all. -Asaka Sensei

aithemiyashita: WE LOVE U ASAKA SENSEI

aithemiyashita: THANK U FOR TEACHING ME TROMBONE I LOVE ANNOYING EVERYONE WITH IT

audreyosaka: this is why we force you to use a mute whenever we practice

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2:52 PM

nana.nakagawa: hey guys!!

nana.nakagawa: i just recorder my first single i’m very excited

imstillmia: i helped write the instrumental i’m so proud of you setsu

kasumin: what’s it called can you even tell us when will it come out can you share can i be nosy

nana.nakagawa: calm down

nana.nakagawa: it’s called Hamidashimono and it’s gonna be used for this anime ending

nana.nakagawa: it’s released august 19th please do listen and like and subscribe

imstillmia: can confirm it sounds great please do listen

iphoneshioriko: that’s so cool

iphoneshioriko: what was the recording process like?

nana.nakagawa: it took like 5 hours to record because i kept nervously laughing

nana.nakagawa: and then my manager told me it was actually gonna be used as the ending theme

nana.nakagawa: so i started crying hysterically

ayu.uehara: you should send us the song if we’re allowed to hear!

pienoyuu: yeah!

nana.nakagawa: i don’t think i’m allowed to share it now but you’ll hear it when it comes out!

nana.nakagawa: i wrote the lyrics myself btw

kasumin: do you and asaka sensei still hang out btw

nana.nakagawa: yeah

nana.nakagawa: it’s a bit strange ngl but it’s pretty normal now

nana.nakagawa: still in shock she’s a model

pienoyuu: was i the only one who knew she was a model

pienoyuu: because i remember this was common knowledge back at school

ayu.uehara: you hung around absolute weirdos though

pienoyuu: ouch but true

aithemiyashita: ayumu you won’t believe what just happened at work

aithemiyashita: i was serving a customer at the front counter because my parents were out the back and they asked me “do you serve?” and before they even finished i automatically said “yes ma’am” and saluted before the lady said “ramen. do you serve ramen?” and i’ve never been so embarrassed i almost cried

pienoyuu: HELLO?

pienoyuu: i’m crying why would you interrupt her like that

queen(dom)lanzhu: i’m also crying ai that is the stupidest thing i’ve ever heard you do

nana.nakagawa: F in chat for ai

ayu.uehara: F

iphoneshioriko: F

kasumin: F

audreyosaka: F

queen(dom)lanzhu: F

rinarinari: F

imstillmia: F

aithemiyashita: i deserved this

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4:34 PM

kasumin: yall will NEVER guess who i just saw on the yurikamome line 

imstillmia: who did you see 

kasumin: setsuna yuki senpai

queen(dom)lanzhu: isn't she like 5 months older???? don't be calling her ur senpai

imstillmia: why is that shocking we all live in and around odaiba

kasumin: she was with this girl who i've literally never seen bvfore

kasumin: *before

ayu.uehara: brown hair??

pienoyuu: purple eyes??

kasumin: how the fuck do you guys know who that is without me even saying anything

ayu.uehara: that's setsunas cousin taki, she goes to one of the nearby schools that my sis went to

ayu.uehara: my sister and her also went to the same place to play music i think they kinda know of each other

kasumin: oh fuck she spotted me and now her evil cousin is staring at me

nana.nakagawa: that's taki!! she won't hurt a fly i promise kasumi shes just anxious

nana.nakagawa: but please stop discussing my family in gcs just dm me next time

aithemiyashita: isn't she a drummer i swear ive heard of her

nana.nakagawa: yeah shes in this kinda smallish band she plays the drums

aithemiyashita: wait i got a good one

aithemiyashita: why did the drummer bring a ladder to the gig?

nana.nakagawa: Why -Taki

kasumin: i wanna know now too

aithemiyashita: he heard the drums needed a high-hat!

kasumin: taki just shook her head at that i saw

nana.nakagawa: she did not like that one

aithemiyashita: that, in fact, was not a good one