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“Oi Take I wanna get some snacks so come get your ass down here”

“Why? I don’t want any”

“They like you more meaning more snacks”

“Fair enough”

Takemichi then goes to the kitchen where the girls are and turns on his baby-blue eyes with his cute smile to the older girls.

“Nee-sans! Can I have some snacks and candy please?” Takemichi asked with his puppy eyes.

“Sure Mitchy! Here ya go” Ari proceeds to give Takemichi a basket full of snacks and candy and coos at him.

“Thanks Ari nee-san! Yui nee-san! Sara nee-san and Nana nee-san!” Takemichi said as he goes back to Ken's room.

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*In Ken's room*

“HAHAHA! Told ya we’ll get more snacks Take!” Ken said as he ruffles Takemichi’s hair and slips a lollipop in his mouth.

“Only because a kid did puppy eyes on em nii-san,” said Takemichi

“All cause of your puppy eyes Take. If I did it they’ll look at me as if I’m crazy,” Ken laughed.

“I ain’t that cute” Takemichi shyly said.

“Nah they take you and play dress up cause you look a girl”

“Shut it nii-san. Boys in my class keep teasing me cause I look like a girl” Takemichi sadly stated.

“Tell me who and I’ll beat em to a pulp. C’mon tell me Take and we’ll see who bothers you again”

“Pfft it’s fine, I already threatened them that I’ll call you on them”

“Good, but if they bully you call me alright”

-End-

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*Next day when Ken first meets Takashi*

“Hey, that’s super cool. What’s that? A dragon?” Ken asked while eating his karubi-don.

Takashi looks back.

“Since when have you been there?” Takashi asked in shock.

“Huh? I’ve been watching you the whole the time” Ken replied.

A gangster? Having piercings as a kid… Takashi thought.

“Want some kurabi-don?” Ken asked as he handed him his food.

“Uh… hm” 

“Haha come sit down”

Takashi then sat down next to Ken and eats the kurabi-Don.

“My name’s Ryuuguuji Ken. You?”

“Mitsuya Takashi”

“What’s a brat like you doing here in the middle of the night?”

“Aren’t you the same?”

“Huh? You ate all of it?”

“Sorry, I didn’t eat since morning,” Takashi replied embarrassed.

Ken then stood up and walked towards the graffitied wall that Takashi made.

“Well… This logo is mine then kay?”

“Huh?”

“I’ll have this in exchange of the kurabi-don okay?”

“S-sure”

“Wanna go back to my place?” Ken asked quickly changing topics.

“uhh”

I can’t read his pace. Is this a good idea? Takashi thought to himself.

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*After arriving*

“HUHH?!?! You live here? But this is an adult place” Takashi asked Ken in disbelief

“Shut up brat!” Yelled an older lady in under garments.

“Shut the hell up!” Ken yelled back.

“Don’t bring you friends here Ken!”

“If you have nothing to do buy groceries,” another lady said

“We’re busy,” Ken said without looking at her.

“Hey Ken, listen my guest-” said another lady.

“Later”

“Ken, let’s play poker,” and another.

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*plays poker outside in the hallway*

“Yes! Full house!” Takashi exclaimed in joy.

“KID WHY ARE YOU SO STRONG?!” exclaimed Nana

“Is that a joker?” Yui asked

“Oi you know the rules cheater? From today onwards, your nickname is joker” Sara stated

“Haha you won Mitsuya good job”

“Is this how you get your pocket money?” Takashi asked Ken.

“Yea. Also the girls pay me 1000 ($12 AUD) yen to give them a massage for an hour.”

“Ken’s massages are the best” said Sara

“He massages us when we get tired” said Yui

“It may seem easy but-” Ari tried to explain

“But my hands start hurting after a while” Ken showing Takshi  what his hands look like when he does his massages.

“I wish Take can help me” Ken pouted.

Take? Takashi thought. Who’s that?

“No way!”

“We can’t damage Take-chan’s pretty hands!” Ari said defendingly

“Take-chan is too delicate for that Ken!” Followed Yui

The girls then start stating reasons and refusals to Ken while Takashi is just wondering who on earth is this ‘Take-Chan’ is.

“Shut it! Why do I gotta share my pocket money with Take all the time?” Draken asked annoyed.

“Someone looking for me?”

Takashi turns his head around to see a young girl with the bluest and clearest eyes he has ever seen with short black messy hair that just perfectly frames her cute plush face.

Wow... she's so pretty. She's probably seven seeing how small she is. Takashi thought when looking at the small girl

"Take! Why are you awake? You have school tomorrow," Draken scolded the girl

"You're doing the same Nii-san so you can't lecture me about that!" Said the girl sticking her tongue out. "Who's that?" she asked pointing at Takashi.

"O-oh I'm M-Mitsuya Takashi! Nice to meet you" Takashi replied with a slight nod.

"Nice to meet ya Mistuya-san! I'm Hanagaki Takemchi, 10 years old! You can call me Takemichi."

T-ten?! Takashi thought with a shocked face.

"Hahaha look at your face!" Nana said pointing at him

"You probably thought Take-chan was 6 or somethin" said Sara

The girls began teasing him.

"Shut it. We all know that Take has a baby face and is tiny compared to other kids" Draken said.

"It still doesn't help with the fact that they think that I'm a girl when they frst meet me," pouted Takemichi.

Hanagaki-san is a boy?!?! thought Takashi while his face starts turning into a ripe tomato.

"Aaand he probably thought that I was a girl... like most others" Takemichi then continued to pout even more.

"S-sorry it's just that you're so small and pretty that you look like a doll!" Takashi then blurted out without thinking.

Everyone then stared at him in silence. The silence was very uncomfortable for Takashi when he realised what he had said in front of them all. Ken had an annoyed face, the girls were just looking at with mischief in their eyes while Takemichi was just staring at him not knowing how to respond.

"I-I-I mean y-you just look really pretty for a guy," Takashi muttered out in embarrassment with his face in his hands.

"Hahahaha it's fine! A lot of people make that mistake" Takemichi reassured Takashi.

"Oi you better not make a move on Take or I'll kill you," Ken glared at Takashi while tightening his grip into a fist.

Takashi just shook his head quickly to say that he won't.

"Hey it's really late now, shouldn't you be going home?" Takemichi asked Takashi.

Takashi then looked at the clock and saw that it was already 10pm.

"Well you see, my parents are always away and after school I just take care of my sisters..." Takashi explained to them.

"This guy ran away" Draken stated while putting his arm around Takashi.

"Oh really!?" asked Ari in shock

"Don't worry Joker, it'll be alright" said Sara

The girls start reassuring him.

"I would love to live here too!" Takashi said with a smile.

Suddenly Nana hit Takashi's face with her foot without a warning.

"Why did you do that!?" Takashi yelled at Nana.

"Go home."

Huh?

"You shouldn't be too hasty you spoiled brat" Nana told him and walked away to her room.

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*Ken, Takashi and Takemichi outside walking on the streets*

"What's her problem?" Takashi asked himself

"Sorry Mistuya but to those girls, that place isn't a place where you can just stay whenever you want" Ken told him.

"Do you like your mother's dishes?" Ken asked completely changing topics.

"Huh, I like my cooking better. She doesn't cook and her food taste bad... maybe I do hate her cooking," Takashi replied

"That's great!" Ken said with a big grin.

Uhh Takashi thought

"You misunderstood, I said I didn't like it."

"I don't have parents... I wish I can say stuff like "I hate her cooking" too" Ken told Takashi says with a small but sad looking smile.

"You better not be saying that when you eat my food Nii-san," Takemichi stated threateningly. It doesn't really scare anyone actually, he just looks cute so they just do what he says while cooing at him in the inside.

"Yea yea Take, I love your cooking the most!"

I really can't figure him out Takashi thought

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*Few months later*

"I've found you Ryuuguji Ken!" Takashi exlaimed in excitement

"Mistuya? Is that you?" Ken asked in shock

"I will always be here to support you and I am prepared for it! I will become a delinquent and protect my family!" Takashi stated proud

Takashi and Ken then look at eachother properly and see that the both of them have the same haircut and same dragon tattoo on their temple.

"HUH!?" Both yelled together in shock.

"..."

"We got the same tattoo?" Takashi asked confused

"You stole my haircut" Ken accused

"Huh?"

"We had an exchange right? The dragon is mine" Ken then stated with a small frown on his face.

"Ah"

-End-

+Bonus: Takemichi's reaction to their matching tattoo and haircut+

Currently standing is Takashi with a red face and Ken with an annoyed face that's about to hit Takemichi who is currently on the floor holding his stomach laughing his ass off after seeing them.

"HAHAHAHAHAHA YOU BOTH HAVE THE SAME TATTOO AND HAIRCUT GAHAHAHA" Takemichi yelled out while laughing on the floor.

"Shut it Take! I'll beat you up if you laugh anymore!" Ken yelled at Takemichi angrily

"Hey hey calm down Ryuuguuji. You shouldn't hit Takemichi," Takashi trying to calm the situation.

After a couple of seconds, Takemichi stopped laughing and asked them a question.

"Did you both get the tattoo today?"

Both boys nod their in unison.

"Then you both can be called the Twin Dragons!" Takemichi stated happily showing a billion dollar smile at them both.

Is it just me or is he getting brighter? Takashi thought while squinting his eyes.

"No it ain't just you," Ken whispered to Takashi as if he just read his mind.

Oh

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Wife or bitch?

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*In a park early afternoon*

"Nii-san! I'm hungry," Takemichi told Draken. (I'll write Draken instead of Ken cause this is after he declared that he wanted to be called Draken instead)

"So what do you want to eat Take?"

"I dunno, something sweet!"

"Okay something swe-"

"There he is!" Someone cut Draken off.

"Boss! That's the brat that beat us up," followed by another.

"Look at that sly looking motherfucker," and another.

How many are there? Takemichi thought. There seems to be more than ten people.

"Nii-san who are they?" Takemichi asked Draken.

"Just some upperclassmens I beat up at school, but they seem like scums as they plan to gang up on me."

"Ah. Okay."

That just made them more mad and started to yell.

"Scums?!"

"How dare he call us scums!"

"Boss let's just kill him now!"

The upperclassmens stated to their 'Boss' angrily while holding what is seems to be tools.

"OI! Why are you holding tools!?" Draken yelled in shock while Takemichi just stared wide-eyed. "Do you plan to kill me or something?! I'm 11 for fuck's sake!"

"It don't matter how old you are," the 'Boss' said while pointing a crowbar at Draken and Takemichi. "You messed with my gang so you'll pay back tenfold you brat!"

"Fuck Takemichi run now!" Draken yelled at Takemichi.

"Nii-san I can't leave you!"

"Just go and be safe Take! I'll be fine I promise!"

"I'll get help!" Takemichi yelled.

"OI! GET THE OTHER BRAT!"

Takemichi ran away with tears forming in his eyes to who knows where to get help.

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*At Shinichiro's bike shop a few minutes before the fight ~ Mikey POV[Kinda]*

"Shin-nii I want dorayaki"

"You'll get some later Mikey, I still have to finish repairing this and wait for Izana to come back from the bathroom.

Mikey didn't like that answer but had to deal with it.

"I'm done! Let's go now," Shinichiro declared a bit proud. "Hurry Izana I'm gonna go with Mikey to buy some dorayaki."

"Okay! Okay! Hold on!" Izana replied in a loud voice. "Okay I'm done let's go!"

After that Shinichiro closed the shop and wrote down that he was break and left to buy Mikey some dorayakis and Izana something.

"Hey I see a little blur heading over here" Izana stated which made Mikey and Shinichiro look at where he pointed.

Izana was right. There was a little blur running at them at fullspeed and not once did it look up to see their surroundings so, what happened? It of course accidentally bumped into them, but who? Why of course it's Sano Manjirou!

"Oi watch where you going you crazy basta-" Mikey stopped halfway through his sentence when he saw what he thought was an angel that just descended down to Earth to clear the impurities which also includes whatever that was going through his head.

How is this girl so beautiful?!?! Mikey thought.

"P-p-please help meeee," the girl asked to no one in particular with large tears running down her face. "I'll do anything just please help my nii-saannn."

"Hey hey calm down we'll help you-" Shinichiro said trying to calm the girl down but got cut off by Mikey.

"You said anything right?" Mikey asked with a sly grin on his face

Ahh I just want to hit his face is what both Shinichiro and Izana thought.

"Y-yea I'll do anything so please help my nii-san," she pleaded.

"Then be my wife okay?"

Da fuck? Was what was written over Shinichiro and Izana's face.

"Okay I'll be your wife just help my nii-san," the girl answered without thinking and probably not properly hearing what Mikey said.

"Let's go then! Show me the way!" Mikey ordered.

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*Arriving at the fight ~ Draken POV [Kinda]*

Draken is now holding his bloodied head while still fighting off the older boys.

Damn it hurts! Thank god Take is gone and safe. Draken thought.

"NII-SAN!"

Huh I’m starting to hallucinate now

"I got us help!"

"They’re ganging up on kid?" A tall guy stated in disbelief.

"So not cool," commented the white-haired dude and the blondie hummed in agreement.

"Nii-san!" Takemichi yelled out in worry as he ran towards Draken and hugged him with more tears in his eyes.

"Take! I told you to go away!"

"I couldn’t leave you!"

"So these are the guys who I need to fight? Fine," stated the blonde.

Anything for my wife

*After beating the crap out of all of them*

"Done~" declared the blondie in a sing-song voice.

"Thank you so much I don't know how I'll be able to repay you," Draken said as he and Takemichi did a 90 degree bow to the three unknown people.

"Thank you for saving my nii-san," Takemichi told them.

"It’s alright those people are just scums," said the tall one. "My name is Sano Shinichiro and these two here are my brothers."

"Name’s Izana. 14 years old," said the white-haired one.

"My name's Ryuuguuji Ken but you can call me Draken and I'm 11"

"Ah right I didn't tell you my name yet," Takemichi said flustered. "My name is Hanagaki Takemichi but you can call me Takemichi."

"I'm Mikey! Also 11 and you-," the blonde said turning to Takemichi.

I feel like I'm not gonna like what's gonna happen next. Thought Draken.

"You Takemichy will be my wife starting from today!"

"…"

"…"

"…"

"…"

I'm gonna kill him everyone thought but Takemichi as he was just standing there blushing like crazy.

Finally after a while, Takemichi responded.

"Y-Y-Y-YOU CAN'T!!" Takemichi yelled.

"That's right you can't! Take ain't gonna marry anyon-"

"I CAN'T BE YOUR WIFE CAUSE I'M A BOY

"You're a boy?!?!" Exclaimed Shinichiro in shock.

"Take that ain't the main reason but sure."

"I don't mind if you're a boy," Mikey calmly stated. "Shocking to know but that doesn't change anything so you'll still be my wife."

Izana was just trying not to laugh out loud. Shinichiro was just wondering what the hell was wrong with Mikey. Draken just looks like he's about to become a murderer and it doesn't help with the blood still on his head. Takemichi is just well, he short-circuited and just nodded with a red face.

"Kay it's a deal Takemitchy!" Mikey declared with a huge grin.

"OI I NEVER AGREED TO ANY OF THIS BULLSHIT!!" Draken yelled out.

+Bonus: If Mikey said bitch instead+

"From today onwards you'll be my bitch!" Mikey declared proudly.

"WHO THE HELL YOU CALLING A BITCH HUH SHORTIE?!?!"

A bitch? Takemichi? This fucker dared to call Take a bitch? No. Absolutely not. Not this short motherfucker. Take is an ANGEL not a bitch.

"Don't call him a bitch Mikey," Shinichiro scolded him with some disappointment in his voice. It of course had no effect.

"P-please don't call me a bitch Mikey-san."

"You ain't taking my brother or calling him a bitch," Draken told Mikey with venom in his words.

"Says who? You?" Mikey asked with a very punchable face (in Draken and Shinichiro's eyes)

This lil shit. I’m gonna kill him

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*Sunny day*

Takemichi thought that today was a great day

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Keisuke thought that today was hell

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"Wahhh!" Takemichi exclaimed in excitement. "The weather's so nice to day!"

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"The hell is wrong with the weather?" questioned Keisuke with a grim face.

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"I should go buy some snacks!" Takemichi decided happily.

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"Fuck I forgot my money," Keisuke stated when his stomach rumbled.

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"It's like the angels are shining down upon me today"

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"God. Is. Dead"

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"Nii-san did say that he wanted some more chips," Takemichi said. "Let's go buy some!"

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"I'm. Hungryyyy."

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Takemchi goes out to the convience store to buy more snacks for him and Draken.

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Keisuke sees a bottle of gasoline near a petrol station... Let's just say that he has an idea. Not a safe one but still it's an idea.

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"Thank you sir!" Takemichi thanked the man behind the register with a grin.

The man waved back with a small smile. What a cute kid He thought.

Takemichi goes out with an ice cream in his hand and a bag full of snacks in his other while humming.

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Keisuke sees a car. Keisuke then proceeds to pour gosaline over the car. Keisuke looks proud.

"Now how do I light it on fire?" He asked.

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What a lovely day! Takemichi thought while eating his ice cream. Wait what's that smell?

Takemichi then went towards where the smell came from.

Is that gasoline?

Takemichi peeked through the corner and saw a car on fire.

"What the hell?!" Takemichi yelled in shock.

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"AHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"OI GET AWAY FROM THERE!"

Huh? Who's this kid? Keisuke though as he was interupted from his moment.

"The hell you want?" Keisuke asked.

"It's dangerous there!"

"None of your buisness kid besides I was the one who did it so I'll be fine."

"It doesn't matter! It's still dangerous!"

This kid's getting annoying. At least she's pretty

"Shut up. I won't go unless you have food," Keisuke demanded.

That's easy! Takemichi thought

"Here I got a bag full of 'em!" Takemichi showed the bag full of snacks to Keisuke. "Save some though okay, I need to share them with Nii-san."

"FOOD!"

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*A while later far away from the burning car*

"Are you an angel or what?" Keisuke asked Takemichi while eating a bag of chips.

"No I'm not I'm Hanagaki Takemichi!" Takemichi said with a smile. "And you are?"

"Baji Keisuke. Man these are good"

"So why did you set that car on fire?" Takemichi asked.

"I got hungry," Keisuke replied like that's the most obvious thing to do when you're hungry.

"That's it? Cause you were hungry?"

"Yeah. What else?"

I dunno a grudge? Takemichi thought but kept silent.

"Ah don't eat that one, Nii-san likes that."

"Don't worry girly I won't eat it."

Takemichi stared at Keisuke with a deadpanned look and said.

"I'm a boy."

"…"

"Are you like those trans-whatever people or something? Don't get me wrong if you are that's great but I don't really care about that." Keisuke told Takemichi.

"No I'm a boy, a boy since birth. Nice to know you're open minded though," Takemichi corrected Keisuke.

"…" Keisuke was silent and kept a blank face.

*A minute passes*

"WHAT?!" Keisuke exclaimed shocking Takemichi. "You’re a boy? For real? But you're so pretty like a girl."

"I get that a lot," Takemichi said sheepishly.

"Woah"

"Well you full yet?"

"Not really I can still eat more"

"Well I have to go home soon Baji-kun"

"Oh ok bye then!" Keisuke waved bye at Takemichi.

"Bye! Let's play together another day Baji-kun," Takemichi offered.

"Mhm! I'll bring my friends to meet you Takemichi!"

"Sure! I'll bring my nii-san as well. How about tomorrow at one Baji-kun?"

Keisuke just nodded at Takemichi and waved goodbye.

What a weird boy Takemichi thought.

-End-

+Bonus: Draken smells a bit of gasoline on Takemichi+

"Take why do you smell like gasoline?"

"I do?" Takemichi then sniffed himself. "I do! Ah that's right, Nii-san can we go somewhere tomorrow?"

"Sure but why?"

"I want you to meet a new friend I made!"

"Sure but answer me, why do you smell like gasoline?"

"Because when I first met him he was setting a car on fire!" Takemichi answered Draken as if he just told him what the weather was like.

"Ah okay"

Draken processed that information again.

"WAIT WHAT?! WHY DID YOU BEFRIEND SOMEONE WHO SET A CAR ON FIRE TAKE?!?!"

"He was just hungry"

"THAT IS NOT A GOOD REASON TO SET A CAR ON FIRE"

"He'll be fine. I hope"

Oh my god I'm so done with this. Draken thought as he covered his face. I'm bringing Mitsuya, I won't be suffering through this alone.

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"Come on Nii-san! I told him that I'm gonna be there at one"

"I'm coming! I'm coming!"

"Draken you really are slow huh?"

 "Shut it Mitsuya! You're not the one who heard about Take's new friend!" Draken complained to Takashi.

Burning cars cause he's hungry. DAMMIT TAKE! Get some normal friends! Draken thought still hung up on the fact that the new friend set a car on fire.

"I'm sure he can't be that bad Draken," Takashi said still unknown on what Takemichi's new friend did.

"He isn't bad at all! He seemed nice! He didn't eat your favourite chips Nii-san cause I told him that it was your favourite," Takemichi said beaming.

"Takemichi. NORMAL PEOPLE DON'T SET CARS ON FIRE!" Draken yelled out.

Wait what? Takashi thought with a frown. Takemichi's new friend set a car on fire?

"Well whatever Nii-san, we still need to go! We're nearly late!" Takemichi said trying to look angry.

You just look like an angry kitten. Is what both Draken and Takashi thought.

^Basically this^

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*At the meeting place ~ Baji and friends POV [Kinda]*

"Baji-san why are we here again?" said Chifuyu

"Yea you just said to come over and that's it," Kazutora said slightly annoyed cause of his friend's antics.

"Baji Keisuke, if you're telling me that you disrupted my time to look for my wife I will kill you," Mikey hissed angrily.

"Shut up about this wife thing Mikey! You clearly don't love her if you don't even know where she lives," Keisuke stated. "Besides we're here so that you could meet the guy that gave me food!"

"You got a new friend?"

"So that's it?"

"OI TAKE THAT BACK BAJI! I LOVE MY WIFE VERY MU-"

"Are you the ones that we're supposed to meet?"

The new voice caught their attention and looked at the group of two.

Wah that guy has a tattoo Kazutora thought.

So Tall! Chifuyu thought.

"It's okay du- Wait who are you?" Keisuke asked them.

"They're your friends aren't they Baji-san?" Chifuyu asked Keisuke confused.

"Did your tiny brain already forgot what he looked like? Hah idiot Baji," Kazutore stated with a sly grin.

"I did not Kazutora!"

"So you're the one that set the car on fire?" Asked the tall one.

"You set a car on fire?!"

"Why did you set a car on fire?"

"None of your business!"

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*Draken, Takashi and POV [Kinda]*

The four boys start bickering in front of Draken and Takashi. Draken feels like he's gonna get another headache.

"So these are the ones that Takemichi made friends with?" Takashi asked Draken.

"I don't know man he just said that they set a car on fi-" Draken abruptly stopped when his eyes landed on a blond boy with dead-like eyes. "YOU!"

"Huh?"

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*In a snack shop ~ Takemichi POV [Kinda]*

"I told Nii-san and Mistuya-kun to go on ahead," Takemichi said as he was walking down was a bag of snacks again. "I'm sure Baji-san won't set a car on fire if I have some snacks! Maybe I can share them with his friends too!"

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*Back to the boys ~ Chaotic group POV [Kinda]*

"Eh? Mikey do you him?" Kazutora asked Mikey.

"Hmmm. No I don't know," Mikey stated without even looking at them.

"THE HELL YOU MEAN YOU DON'T KNOW YOU DAMN SHORTIE?!"

"Pfft! Shortie," Keisuke laughed at Draken's nickname for Mikey.

"Draken you know him or something?" Asked the lilac haired one.

Draken? What a weird name They all thought.

"He's a piece of shit that wants Take," Draken stated with pure hatred.

"Huh? Be more specific man" replied the Mitsuya guy.

"Fine! I got beat up! He saved me but now he wants Ta-"

"I'm here!"

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*Third POV [Kinda]*

"I'm here!" Takemichi yelled out as he was running and holding a bag full of snacks.

"Careful Takemichi," Takashi said worriedly.

"Sorry I'm late Baji-kun! I made a detour to buy some snacks in case you get hungry and burn another car," Takemichi stated with a blinding smile.

She's... glowing? Chifuyu thought

THAT'S the one that we're supposed to meet? Kazutora thought a bit shocked. Ok I think I'll go blind if I keep staring.

Takemichi is doing it again. Takashi thought

"Thanks man!" Keisuke thanked Takemichi with stars in his eyes when he heard that the snacks were for him.

"Where's ours huh Take?" Draken asked with a teasing tone forgetting about Mikey.

"Ah," Takemichi blushed forgetting. "We can buy more when we go back?"

"Pfft okay Ta-"

"WIFEYYYY!!!"

Ahh. Right. This shit's here too. Draken thought with annoyance.

Wifey? Everyone thought.

"Eh? Mikey-kun you're Baji-kun's friend?" Takemichi asked

"Yes! Me and Baji are great friends! We've known each other since we go to the same dojo. I'm way stronger than him by the way," Mikey answered. What he actually meant was 'I'm very strong so I'll be able to protect you my wife. Just ignore this idiot.'

"That's nice to know," Takemichi beamed.

"That's your friend Baji-san?" Chifuyu asked.

"Yeah! Takemichi was the one who gave me food and calmed me down after I burned that car"

Now I see why Draken didn't want to come. Takashi thought.

"I think we should introduce ourselves now," Takashi said trying to well… have a proper conversation. "I'll go first, my name is Mitsuya Takashi, I'm 11 years old and I have two younger sisters."

"I'm Matsuno Chifuyu but you can call me Chifuyu. I'm 10 and I have a pet called Peke J." Chifuyu said with a polite smile.

"Hanemiya Kazutora and I’m 11. You can just call me Kazutora." Kazutora stated.

"Name's Baji Keisuke and I'm 11!" Keisuke excitedly said while munching on chips.

"I’m Hanagaki Takemichi! I'm 10 years old and this is my nii-san! Oh you can call me Takemichi as well," Takemichi happily stated.

Everyone stared at Draken and Mikey as the two of them were having somewhat of a staring competition.

Takemichi poked Draken’s side. "Nii-san! Introduce yourself."

"Ryuuyuuji Ken, 11 years old. Call me Draken," Draken stated without breaking eye contact with Mikey.

"Oi Mikey it's your turn," Keisuke reminded him.

"Sano Manjirou. 11 years and call me Mikey but," Mikey turned his head to Takemichi breaking his eye contact to Draken and with a sly smile. "You can call me your husband Takemichy."

"…"

"…"

"…"

"…"

That's it. I'm killing him. Draken thought

"I told you that I can't Mikey-kun. I'm a boy remember?" Takemichi pouted.

"You're a boy?" Chifuyu asked.

"Yes, yes, yes. My cute little Take is a boy so if you make a move on him," Draken said while draping his arm over Takemichi's head and continued with a frightening glare. "You're dead."

He was of course ignored by Mikey as he just hugged Takemichi with a smile.

"My god. No wonder you don't like him," Takashi said with a worried look.

"That's your wife Mikey?" Keisuke asked.

"Wives are usually females Mikey-san" Chifuyu tried to tell him.

"So this is the one that he's whipped for huh" Kazutora stated.

Takemichi on the other hand has yet again short circuited with a red face. Mikey peeked at his face and his grin got even bigger.

"Are you embarrassed Takemichy? It's okay you're my wife remember? No reason to be embarrassed even though you look cuter, no wait you're always cute!"

Poor Takemichi having to listen to all of this has steam coming out of his head from embarrassment. Same as Draken but Draken's just pissed off. Like really pissed off.

"Get off of him you little shit," Draken demanded. "There's no way Take will become your wife without my blessing."

"Who cares? So what if I don't have your blessing," Mikey stated shamelessly.

"I-I-I care Mikey-san," Takemichi stuttered out. "I love Nii-san and I don't want to make him sad."

Awww everyone thought.

"…" Mikey kept silent. "Okay."

YES! GOOD JOB TAKE! Draken celebrating in his head with a large smile shown on his face. HE'LL GIVE UP ON THIS RIDICULOUS IDE-

"I'll just get his blessing then."

Wait what? Draken’s celebratory unfortunately came to an end.

"There's no way you're getting my blessing you gremlin," Draken strongly stated.

"You'll never know~" Mikey said in his annoying sing-song voice.

This is why everyone that meets you hates you. Thought the Chaos group.

-End-

+Bonus: Mikey goes to visit Takemichi after he finds out where he lives {Inspired by Roxifilo_24}+

*Hibiki’s POV (The dilf at the front of the Brothel on chapter 65)*


"Takemichyy~!! Where are you~?"

Sano Manjirou Mikey. An 11 year old. Is running around the brothel opening doors just to find this 'Takemichy' person. Thought Hibiki.

"Kenny was right," said Yui. "There will be a blonde gremlin running around saying either 'Takemichy' or 'Wifey' whatever that means."

"That 'Takemichy' or 'Wifey' person is Takemichi," Hibiki stated.

Yui was very shocked. Takemichi? Their adorable angel being the wife of this weird, short gremlin? Never, absolutely not.

"I'll call Hiro to drag the kid out."

"TAKEMICHY WHERE ARE YOU?!"

Sigh. How do you deal with this Ken? Hibiki thought as he felt that 10 years of his life was just decreased.

Chapter Text

Dad, Uncle or Aunt?

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*In a park ~ Takemichi and friends POV [Kinda]*

"Luna! Don't run too fast otherwise you'll a fall!" Takashi yelled out worriedly.

"I'll be okay Onii-chan! I'll be fine so just wait for your friends," Luna replied.

"Aye this girl."

"Oi Mitsuya! We're here!" Draken shouted.

"Hello Mitsu-kun!" Takemichi yelled out. (Yes I want Takemichi to call Takashi, Mitsu-kun cause well he's cute and I want to save Taka-chan for Hakkai.)

"You guys are late," Takashi stated.

"Take wanted to buy snacks for all of us"

"It'll be my first time meeting Mana and Luna! I want to make a good impression on them!"

How cute. Takashi thought.

"Gah!" The sound caught their attention.

"Aww is this Mana? Hello~" Takemichi asked with a beaming expression.

"Yes this is Mana, she's 2," Takashi replied.

"…" Draken was silent until he said. "She looks like a potato."

"…"

"…"

Did I really pledge myself to this dumbass?

"Nii-san that's rude."

All of them were enjoying themselves until Luna came over with a panicked look.

"Onii-chan! Onii-chan!" Yelled Luna.

"What's wrong Luna?" Takashi asked.

"There's a boy beating others up!"

"Huh? Where?" Draken asked.

Luna pointed in a direction where they indeed saw a boy up others with a cold look. Behold a boy beating the crap out of the other kids. Takashi took one glance of the situation and walked towards the boy.

"The hell you doin' Mitsuya?" Draken whispered yelled.

"Onii-chan!"

"Wait up Mitsu-kun!" Takemichi then proceeds to follow Takashi.

"OI TAKE!"

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*Hakkai POV [Kinda]*

"How awful. My child is in the same school year as Shiba Hakkai"

"He's the son of that Asahi man and the younger brother of that boy Shiba Taiju. That's why he's such a problem child"

Shut up. You all don't know anything but whisper behind people's backs. Hakkai thought.

He continued to punch the boy in front of him even though the boy has already given up.

Weak.

Suddenly a hand stopped him.

"You're going too far"

Hakkai turned his head and saw a lilac haired boy with a baby in his arms, a kid holding onto his shirt and two other kids hiding behind a tree.

"Violence should be used to protect," he continued.

What's with him?

"WAAH!! WAAH!!" Cried the baby in his arms.

"There, there Mana. He's big and scawy huh?"

Who's that girl behind him?

"Hey you," said the lilac boy. "Wanna come over?"

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*At the Mitsuya house ~ Hakkai POV [Kind]*

"AAAHHHHH!!" Screamed out Luna as she was currently chasing Mana.

"Luna don't chase Mana around otherwise she'll get worked up," stated the pretty girl sitting down next to Hakkai.

Even her voice is so angelic. Hakkai thought as his face was burning up.

Unknown to him, someone was sending death glares to him.

"Here, have some food," said Takashi.

After having some food, everyone had small conversations with each other.

"Seconds!" Demanded Luna.

"Oh? You finished fast didn't ya Luna?" Commented the tall blonde.

He even has a tattoo.

"You got parents?" Hakkai asked.

"Just my Mum," Takashi answered.

"Hey. Isn't it hard… having to deal with all this?"

Takashi just smiled.

"Don't hate the situation you're born into."

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*In the Shiba house*

"You okay?" Yuzuha asked.

"I should be fine," replied Taiju as he bandaged himself. "Besides where's Hakkai? It's getting really late."

"Dunno, anywhere is better than being here right now though."

"Yea… the old man changed since Mum died."

"Shh! Taiju! What if he heard you? You know he hates topics that includes Mum!" Yuzuha scolded him.

In return she received Taiju rolling his eyes. "Whatever! He's probably dead asleep in his room."

Silence then filled the room until they heard the doorbell ring.

"I think that's Hakkai, I'll go get it," said Yuzuha.

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*Draken POV [Kinda]*

Takemichi and Draken were walking to Hakkai's house as it was dark out and Takemichi insisted as he said:

"No one would kidnap us if you're here Nii-san!"

That's not how it works but anything for Take. Draken thought. (You goddam doting brother)

"Th-thanks… uhh"

"Takemichi! Hanagaki Takemichi!"

"Thanks Hanagaki-san"

I swear to god if he likes Take I'm gonna need a therapist.

"Don't call me that! Just call me Takemichi!"

Hakkai then blushed even more.

Imma need to invest in a knife... or a gun.

"O-okay T-Takemichi-san"

"Drop the 'san' Hakkai-kun. Takemichi is fine"

"O-oh okay... T-T-Takemichi"

Takemichi then did his signature smile that makes hearts melt for him.

How come I'm not freezing up near her? Hakkai thought curiously.

After walking for a bit they're finally in front of the door of a mansion.

"Wahhh!! Hakkai this is your house?!" Takemichi yelled out in admiration.

"Yea it is. Wanna come in?" Hakkai replied.

"Can I?" Takemichi asked with his doe eyes which made Hakkai even redder.

"Yeah I'm sure!"

Draken then pressed the dorrbell which made Takemichi and Hakkai look at him.

"What? Y'all just gonna stand there all night? " Draken asked baffled. "Take and I need to go home soon so we better make this trip quick."

"Okay Nii-san!" Replied Takemichi joyfully. Draken had a soft smile on his face when he looked at Takemichi.

So he can smile. I guess it's only for Takemichi though.

The door then opened to see a girl with a bruised face.

"Hakkai! You're here," said girl declared.

"What happened to your face Yuzuha?" Hakkai asked with worry written all over his face.

"You know, the usual and all," she replied with a sad smile.

"You're hurt!" stated Takemichi.

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*Yuzuha POV [Kinda]*

That got Yuzuha's attention to the two people.

"Ah! I didn't see you there sorry for my appearance," Yuzuha said. "Must be unpleasant huh?"

The blonde with the tattoo on his temple just stared at her while the little girl looked at her with worry and looked like she was about to cry.

She's so cute. Yuzuha thought.

"Are you okay?" she asked.

"I'm okay," Yuzha stated with a smile. "Wanna come in?"

"Sure," said the tall blonde and walked in without a care in the world. That got baffled reactions from the two Shibas.

"Oi what the hell is taking so long Yuzuha oof-" Taiju was stopped abruptly after the girl ran into him.

"You're also hurt!" Cried the little girl.

"Oi Take!" yelled the blonde.

Tiny. Was all that Taiju thought when he looked down.

"Takemichi!"

Everyone can see that Takemichi was crying and that there were tears the size of bullets coming down her face. Finally out of his trance, Taiju bent down.

"H-hey I'm okay so there's no need to cry," Taiju then lifted up the girl up in the air. "See? If I'm hurt how can I lift you up so easily?" Taiju asked with a grin.

"Don't try to lie," stated the blonde.

"'Pardon?" asked Yuzuha. "I-I'm Shiba Yuzuha by the way, the older sister of Hakkai."

"Ryuuguuji Ken. Call me Draken," said Draken.

"Shiba Taiju. The oldest one," stated Taiju still carrying Takemichi in his arms.

"What did you mean when you said 'don't try to lie'?" asked Hakkai.

"Takemichi hates it when people lie about not being hurt, he absolutely hates it so don't waste your energy," Draken said.

HE?! Thought all three Shibas.

IS THAT WHY I DIDN'T FEEL NERVOUS WITH TAKEMICHI?!?! Hakkai stared wide-eyed at Takemichi.

THIS LOVELY ANGEL IS A B-B-BOY!?!? Yuzuha also had the same expression as Hakkai when staring at Takemichi.

Tiny boy... Was all that Taiju thought when looking down at the boy huddled in his arms.

"Yes I'm a boy so get over it," muttered Takemichi in a small voice, eyes still filled with tears.

"Come here Take," Draken ordered while opening his arms.

Takemichi patted some of the visiable bruises and injuries found on Taiju. He then released his hold on the mountain-like boy after saying, "Please be careful Taiju-san."

Let's just say that everyone in the room but Draken felt an arrow get shot through their heart. Draken was just annoyed with all the attention on Takemichi.

Taiju then unwillingly placed Takemichi down. Takemichi ran towards Draken and hugged him.

"My name is Hanagaki Takemichi and I'm a 10 year-old boy," Takemichi stated while his face was in Draken's stomach.

Everyone was silent until Draken broke it.

"I think it's time for us to leave, Takemichi has school tomorrow," Draken stated.

Takemichi and Draken was then walked out the door by the three siblings. Both boys walked through the door but stopped as Takemichi handed all three Shibas something.

"Please take care of yourself," was all Takemichi said as he handed them Doraemon themed band-aids.

^These^

"Can I come visit sometime?"

All three recieved the band-said with both hands a bit shocked with Takemichi's question.

Visit us?

Why?

Aren't we problem children?

Thoughts kept running through their heads until Draken broke them from their thoughts with a tired look.

"Y'all gonna answser or what?"

"Y-Yes!" Hakkai replied still a bit shocked.

"You can come over anytime!" Yuzuha stated.

"Not anytime just when that car isn't here," Taiju corrected Yuzuha.

"Hehe," giggled Takemichi.

"I'll bring him over when we're free then, but you," Draken said pointing at both Taiju. "You better not have any funny thoughts about Takemichi." Draken felt his status as Takemichi's only brother was being threatened when he saw how Takemichi huddled in Taiju's arms.

"Heh, jealous much?" Smirked the oldest Shiba.

"Shut it."

"Bye, Bye!! Have a goodnight evryone!" Takemichi said. "Oh Hakkai, I think Mitsu-kun will be at the park again tomorrow."

Hakkai was even more flushed

"Eh? Who's this 'Mitsu-kun' huh Hakkai?" asked Taiju with a scary smile.

"Jealous much?" Draken said mocking Taiju. "Bye."

-End-

+Bonus: Draken sharing his thoughts to the girls & Hibiki+

"You okay Kenny?" Sara asked Draken who is currently looking like someone who is planning a mass homicide.

"Take is too cute."

?

"Yes we know but what's that gotta do with your expression?" Nana asked.

"I think I might know," Hibiki stated. "It's that Sano boy isn't it?"

"Oooo a boy?"

"Sano? Who's that?"

"It is old man" Draken answered grimly.

"Oh dear that's not good," stated Yui.

"Yui~~ Who's this Sano boy?" Asked Ari.

"He's a boy that came here two days ago looking for Takemichi. You won't believe what he called him," Yui giggled when remembering what happened.

"What? What? What did he call our sweet Mitchy?!" Yelled Aoi demanding answers.

"Wife. He called Take wife didn't he?" Was all Draken said head down.

"…"

"…"

"The fuck you mean 'wife' Draken?" Nana asked.

"WIFE AS IN WIFE! WHAT ELSE IS THERE NANA?!?!" Draken bursted out with rage.

"There's more to it ain't there?" Asked Hibiki as he took a puff of smoke.

Everyone then stared at Draken waiting for his response.

"I… plan on making a watch list," he said.

"A watch list?" Aoi questioned

"A watch list for those who plan to take Take."

"Oh my god is there more than one person?" Asked Hibiki already foreseeing another headache.

"Yes but this on is planning to be an older brother figure for Take… I can't let that happen."

"…"

"…"

"My god Ken are you jealous that you won't be Takemichi's only brother?" Yui asked baffled.

"YES! THAT DUDE ALREADY HAS TWO YOUNGER SIBLINGS AND IS PLANNING TO TAKE MY TAKE! I WON'T STAND FOR THIS!"

"He's right," Nana stated. "If those people get Takemichi we won't be able to see him as much anymore."

The thought of not being able to see Takemichi made them agitated.

"Fine…"

"I agree with Ken, we need a watch list."

"We have to keep an eye especially on that Sano boy"

"Aye, hearing about this boy makes me feel nauseous… I haven't even met him yet"

"The watch list is in action then?"

"Yes. The watch list is in action"

Good. I still need to buy a weapon though… fighting Mikey alone is like suicide. Was all Draken thought.

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*Sano house*

"Achoo!"

"You good Mikey?" Keisuke asked.

"Yeah I'm fine," replied Mikey.

Is someone talking about me?

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*Shiba house*

"ACHOO!!"

"My god you sneeze so loud!" Yuzuha stated with an annoyed look.

"Get away from me Taiju! You might be sick!" Yelled Hakkai.

"Shut it!"

Someone talking behind my back?

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*Mikey's POV [Kinda]*

Where is he? Where is he? Where is my wife? Mikey thought as he was snooping around Takemichi's elementry school.

(I did some research on Japanese school systems since I live in Australia and the educational system is unfamiliar to me

^I used this^)

There was a group of kids coming over to Mikey and purposely bumped into him.

"Ow!" the one that bumped into him cried. Of course being Mikey, he didn't give a damn and walked away.

"Oi you bastard!"

"Get back here right now!"

"That cocky kid!"

Where is my Takemitchy? Mikey thought as he ignored their yells.

"Look at them, they're trying to bully another person." said a girl.

"What? Didn't they learn last time when they bullied you know- what's his name?" commented a boy

"Hanagaki Takemichi I think?" answered another boy.

That conversation caught Mikey's attention. He then walked over to the group and put up his fake smile.

"Excuse me, did you say that they used to bully someone called Hanagaki Takemichi?"

"Y-yes they did but got called out and was suspended from school for a week," answered a boy.

"Ah, do you perhaps know which class Takemichi is in?" Mikey asked again still keeping his smile.

"Ah yes he's in class 5-A, um who are you?"

"Thanks for telling me oh and I'm Takemichi's husband. Bye," Mikey then left the group speechless as he went towards the group of "bullies".

They bullied MY Takemitchy and expect to get away with such a light punishment? Hell no.

"Look, he came back"

"Maybe he got scared and wanted to get it over with"

"Hahaha! He looks so scrawny and weak, this should be easy"

The group laughed to themselves and boasted about how strong they are.

"Oi, you guys bullied my Takemitchy?"

"Who?"

"The hell is a Takemitchy?"

"Whatever I know the perfect gift to get him now," Mikey said to himself.

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*Takemichi POV [Kinda]*

"TAKEMICHI! SOMEONE IS LOOKING FOR YOU!" Yelled Takuya.

"DID YOU GET INTO TROUBLE AGAIN?!" Shouted Hinata.

"AAAHHH HE'S WALKING OVER HERE!" Stated Makoto in panic.

"C-Calm down guys! Maybe he mistook Takemichi for somebody else?" Atsushi said with a bit of hope.

"Y-Yeah! He said Takemitchy so maybe," Kazushi agreed.

"Eh? Wait Mikey-kun is her-" Takemichi tried to ask but was interrupted.

"TAKEMITCHY~~!!"

"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH" Yelled out everyone but Takemichi.

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*Mizo Mid Crew & Hinata POV [Kinda]*

WHO THE HELL IS HE?!?!

WHO'S TAKEMITCHY?!?!

WHY'S HE HERE?!?!

WE'RE GONNA DIE!!!!!!

While everyone besides Takemichi is having a mental breakdown, they didn't notice that the boy came closer while dragging a person by their hair.

"Takemitchy!" Said the boy. "I finally found you!"

Eh? Was what everyone thought.

"Mikey-kun? Why're you here in my school?"

Everyone then turned their head to Takemichi with a baffled look.

Takemichi knows him?

Our angel is friends with a killer?

"I wanted to visit you!" Was all this 'Mikey' person said.

"Okay well why did you beat up this person?"

"It's a gift!"

"A gift for what?" Atsushi whispered to the others.

"Nevermind that! Why is a beaten up dude considered a gift to this dude?!" Takuya whispered as well.

"A gift for who Mikey-kun?"

"For you of course Takemitchy!"

"What? But why a beaten up dude?"

"I heard that he bullied you," Mikey stated. "Thought that showing you your bully in this state would be a perfect first gift for you!"

That's not a good first gift man

Takemichi really attracts weird guys

"Mikey-kun… you could've just bought me snacks and I would've been happy," Takemichi stated with a small whine.

"But Takemitchyyyyyy I had to make it meaningful!!"

"Still! You shouldn't beat someone up cause they bullied me."

"*Dramatic gasp* How could I? Your husband, just stand there knowing that my wife was hurt by these bastards?!"

What?

Husband?

Wife?

Takemichi got married?

With this dude?

"Stop saying that Mikey…" Takemichi muttered while covering his red face.

"But it's true though! I still have to get Ken-chin's blessing but that's fine," Mikey replied.

Ken-chin?

Who's this person now?

"Ken-chin?? Who's that?" Takemichi asked tilting his head.

"Y'know that dude with the tattoo on the side of his head?"

"Nii-san?!"

"Yea. I'll call him Ken-chin from now on too!"

I give up…

Takemichi… you're on your own now…

I'm going home…

"Nii-san only likes to be called Draken!"

"But Draken is too longggg"

"Mikey-kun! You'll never get Nii-san's blessing like this…"

-End-

+Bonus: Draken finds out about Mikey's nickname for him+

"Hey there Ken-chin!" Said Mikey.

"…" on the hand Draken was still processing whatever Mikey just said. "Ken-chin?"

"Yeah! Ken-chin is your new nickname from me!" Mikey stated proudly while puffing out his chest.

"D-R-A-K-E-N. DRAKEN. Don't call me that weirdass name you shit," Draken said with disgust written on his face.

"Ken-chin is so much easier than Draken though," Mikey whined.

"I don't care! Don't call me that!"

"Nah. I like it"

Almighty entity that's real give me strength… for not committing first degree murder on this lil shit!