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Best of friends- the adventure begins

Summary:

a great new evil with more evil has arisen for trouble for many heros including gumball Waterson, and Phil Eggtree but when forces combine will it be the unfold of them or the other way around secrets of the past will be revealed you'll be on the edge of your seat wondering about the references, and they say endgame is the most ambitious crossover event in history (blood and cursing 13+) you can also put your hate in the comments.

Chapter 1: Chapter 1- the beginning

Chapter Text

Ok so I guess that I need to explain a few things about this book mainly about the story.

Ok this is the first and only point, each character (ie gumball, Phil, etc) aren't in their canonical universe.

Let me explain, you see if there are an infinite amount of universes in reality the same could be said about fictional universes like in the official riddle school diz, quiz and viz die painfully, meanwhile in the friendlyverse (yes that is now the official name) viz and diz cheat death thanks to dark gumball.

The same could be with the pink poyo himself kirbeh, where the games and anime are in the same world.

And trust me this will have way more effect the more chapters we go out into such as tf2 and ace attorney the same will apply to them.

Ok that's it if you have any questions just ask in the comments (and any constructive criticisms are welcome)

Chapter 2: Chapter 1- the test

Summary:

Meet the minds

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

--??? POV--
I walked out of the hallway to check on my hopefully hard working minions in navigation charging the project space doomsday,  and I was impressed at the fact that Eggman was fast with the laser control panel his gloves. Then I asserted my dominance by yelling.

"what is the power level at?!" I yelled 

"Well with the 3 chaos emeralds we have it's over nine thousand sir." Diz explained as  sweat was dripping down off his green skin and onto his black shirt his pure black eyes looking spooked.

"Yes sir everything is operational"

"Good good, now give it a test on hmm... oh this is quite the- Alabamion 35." I told them because hey I thought having them dead is like getting rid of a radroach infestation.

"Ok first laser firing test commence in 3... 2... 1... fire!!"

Wily soon got his count shown when the red, yellow, and green emeralds started to glow their colors and shot 3 different beams of lasers from their angle but soon it ended up being a failure.

"Are you fucking kidding me I've been planning this for centuries and boom nothing how did this not do anything at all, not a super cool laser but no just 3 Wily dicks as small as that nothing I just- *sigh* get the rest. You idiots."

And the name will be in the legends and that name is... DARK GUMBALL!

My REVENGE comes now to the gods, gumball, and all who wronged me.

I went into my office with a phone ringing.

I soon took a seat on my velvet chair and tapped a button on my mahogany desk and looked out my luxurious casement window into the empty void of space.

"attention all minions of all ranks the time of wait is over project vizion may have failed us but space doomsday will be our true successor, after this we will be kings the greatest that ever lived, we have been oppressed by these so called heroes for too long. our action will be now we shall test our army's strength in multiple dimensions and gather the chaos emeralds, this never ending cycle shall end forever with us as victorious!" I gave out my great speech for all ranks to hear now the plan commences.  

Notes:

Yeah this might be cringe but please leave your comments and criticism simple

Chapter 3: Chapter 2- the dream

Summary:

Gumball gets a fever dream

Chapter Text

--Gumballs pov--

"Ugh do I have to wake up just 5 more minutes Anais please." I ask as a lazy cat myself.

"*Sigh* Gumball you can't just live life just eating, sleeping, and procrastinating soon you'll need responsibilities that means you need a job a car a house mabye a wife but what i mean is you need to get used to the life around you not give up on the first step of the mountain." Anais lectured me about adulthood.

"I see you're point but I don't care." I heard a sigh of disappointment and Anais mumbling why do I even try.

Ok Gumball today you sleep for the longest possible time you can most likely do, just believe in yourself yep it's coming and now time for my dream, jeez I wonder what it is.

I soon dozed off and opened my eyes.

I saw glitches and a frame of a black cartoonish cat along with a huge sword then a kid with no mouth screaming nooooo then a purple dragon standing next to a fat golden bellied crocodile with a red cape and crown then a frame of static then a shot of space and then a pink ball then a purple flaming katana from someone who looked like... me? Yet he was purple and had that stupid luck hat and for the final shot I saw a waxy necked horse with a skull for a head and no lower jaw with an infinitely long neck saying take the sword I kept hearing the voice saying take the sword until I saw a sword come out of my chest.

And then I woke up and responded.

Whoa that was quite weird.  I thought staring at Darwin's bowl then out the window and soon I just looked up at Anais' bed thinking about my dream and now wondering is Anais is right have I just been an idiot? nah I'm not an adult yet I at least I got

So I got up and went to eat some toast and mom asked me how my extra 5 minutes.

"Well I had this weird dream of static and other dumb stuff like this silver sword and a skelehorse with a long neck but if I'm sure of one thing i never want to be a chosen one." I told my family.

my mom who looks a lot like me with blue fur and a big head and is the head of the house,  Darwin who is an orange fish with arms and legs but no neck or figurative spine, dad who is a pink rabbit and loves to eat but is also less of the man of the house, and Anais who is like dad in features but is the smartest person here yet also the youngest.

they all looked straight at me confused like if I was a madman.

"Gumball may I talk to you privately?" mom asked looking concerned.

"sure mom." I said wondering why she's so worried.

we soon went inside the living room then upstairs.

" ok gumball I want to know if any of your friends have been offering you anything... strange?" she asked grabbing a weird cellphone with a tube on it.

"no not recently I told her." as she looked at me from different angles.

she then stuck the tube thing in my mouth and after a few seconds she took it out.

"ok Gumball but if anyone offers you anything on this list don't take it, understood?" she told me.

"yes mom I understand." I said confused.

"ok good, I know that you're going to grow up and I'm glad but here take this it's a list of what not to take." she said a she handed me a slip of paper.

after that she gave me a kiss on my cheek and waved me goodbye.

soon after Anais, Darwin, and I waited at the bus stop and the black and yellow striped vehicle finally arrived.

as we walked up the stairs on the bus I sat next to Anais on the back of the bus.

it was pure silence until.

"ok I'll bite what are you doing?" she asked.

"well I wanted to say I'm sorry for... not caring and I hope that I can learn from my mistakes." I said giving as much heart as I can into it.

"ha, you couldn't learn anything even if it was burned into your brain!" Tobias said meaning to insult me.

"well you- uh, you- umm, you can't look at, a uh, you can't look at a cow without thinking about your mom." I said with shuddering, how can I have insulted so badly?

" well you should've wore shoes today." he said.

"wait what do ya-" *crunch* 

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" I screamed after my foot was crushed like a leaf in autumn.

AN (author notes)
Hey everyone I hope you enjoyed this chapter and the previous one they both were fun project next We'll take a look in Phil eggtree and riddle school well c u 2marrow everyone

Chapter 4: Chapter 3- Old school

Summary:

Meet the riddle squad

Notes:

Yeah there are more cringe author notes

Chapter Text

(Smiley's POV)
5 years ago

"Ok lemon head give me at least one reason why I shouldn't leave you to die in a locker!" 5 yelled at me for reporting him to the teacher after throwing me on a raggedy old not budget friendly.

"P-please 5 I will never do it again and if I just please don't kill me!" I begged looking at the metallic door of one.

I was staring at 5 for his mercy I don't know what happened but a kid in a green hoodie who I never met before yelled at 5.

"Hey why not pick on someone you're own size punk!" The green hooded stranger yelled at 5.

5 was angered but just told this kid,

"scram eggface no one has time for you, this is not you're fight."

I didn't think that this stranger was a bully and hoped he would attack 5 but he didn't he just  sassed him.

"Really this doesn't look like a fight more like an assault and a death threat she wasn't fighting back you just beat her up for fun and because she told the teacher that you were spitting spit balls at people and generally being a bully!"

5 just stood there shocked that some one would stand up to him and stand up for me until the stranger said this.

"Also it's eggtree not eggface."

After that encounter I ran from 5 while he just stood there amazed yet spooked .

The next day I looked for the stranger and found him in my class next to me after class I walked up to him.

"Hey thanks for helping me out yesterday." I told him.

"you're welcome it was no problem at all." He told me.

"I'm Smiley, Smiley Sundae." I told him.

"Phil's the name humors my game along with puzzles and puns."

"Aren't puns a type of humor?" I asked Phil.

"Eh, I take what I can get." He told me.

"Well would you like to sit with me at lunch Phil?" I asked.

"Wait really I haven't had someone invite me to anything, no one actually."

Aww that sounded so sad I wonder why but I'll give him a good time.

--Time skip brought to you by the the SOULS OF THE INNOCENT--

Soon I met up with Phil at the lunch table when phred a kid with dark skin, and zack a kid who looked lite he dived into an ice rink came up, then phred started to talk.

"A-hem what are you doing in our table buddy boy and his girlfriend." he asked to be honest I know nothing about them

"H-hey I don't want any trouble bu-"

I cut him off.

" *sigh*Phred he is not my boyfriend he just stood up to 5 when 5 was being a butthead." I told them.

"Wait you mean president 5 that dang arse, but green hood here stood up to the Senate wow ok you get a pass and we'll see how well you make a mark." He told us.

the kid whith the dark skin is phred and the cold guy is Zack they're like school smugglers but the sell quokemon and you ji o cards along with candy and soda so yeah I became friends with school smugglers, this is crazy.

-- 5's POV--

I was thinking about that damn egg head he made me not punch anyone for a full day, I can't go that long man. I know I'll just hide in the girls bathroom and beat up lemon face there.

as I thought about it I saw Zack and phred walk by.

"Oh hey Zack phred little time no see huh." I said.

"oh hello five." Phred said annoyed as all hell.

"c'mon man what's wrong?" I asked.

"you are that's what" Phred told me sternly.

I then grabbed him by the collar

"you want to mess with me kid?" I asked in my threatening tone

"ahem" Zack said.

I felt a chill go down my neck and I dropped phred.

after that I went into the ladies room and it wasn't what I expected it was a dried dirt  cave with a gumball machine.

then a portal opened up with 2 aliens coming out one was green and had 2 arms and the other was red and had pointed glasses and had 4 arms.

AN Howdy partners
Y'all enjoyed the riddle school chapter witch shows how they all met and the antagonist of this world next we go to the future.

Chapter 5: Chapter 4- a new riddle to solve

Summary:

Phil and the gang find themselves a new riddle to solve .

Chapter Text

Phil's pov

"Ah yes a tree not rough but smooth and calming like um... hmm let's see whats smooth and calming? My head no thats a self burn. ok Smiley's birthday is in 2 days I can't just not celebrate it especially since I have a crush on her." I said to myself on the lush green hill under

Just as I finished talking to myself Phred walked up the hillside and went beside the tree sliding along its bark and sat then he started talking.

"*Yawn* hey Phil ol buddie ol pal what's you working on?" He asked.

I tried to keep ignoring him but he just leaned over to look at my haiku that definitely isn't a love letter for Smiley just a gift for her birthday.

"OK Phred fine you win it's a haiku for Smiley on her birthday nothing else okay!" I told him.

"OK so this is why you're on a smooth tree during Smiley's martial arts classes now it's simple and easy enough to see." Phred told me.

"Can we please change the subject Phreddy." I said with smug eyes at him.

"OK first off never call me that again,
Second off sure do you know where Zack is" Phred asked me from rising action to falling action.

"No I haven't seen Zack I was going to this place it's like a sanctuary for me also how'd you find it?" I asked him.

"Oh I just heard you're voice over this hill and went to check it out." Phred told me .

Oh crap hopefully he didn't hear all of it.

Then Smiley called me from the walkie talkie I gave her as a present for Christmas in fact that's what I gave everyone that year after making a few modifications on them.

"Hey Phil n Phred my practice is over so see you in a sec." She said over the phone

"Ok see ya soon." Both of us told her.

--Toim skep brought by 👌--

We got to our building since we don't have parents so this is our make do but i'm not complaining .

"Wait Phred remember when 5 went to the ladies room and you said what a perv and I said if he was he would flirt in way both uncomfortable to hear and uncomfortable to watch." I told him.

Just as Phred, Smiley and I got to the building 5 came up with Richy and Greg who don't hate us they just wanna be cool.

"Oh boy 5 and the gang oh no a loser and his friends!" Phred shouted at 5.

"Get em!" 5 told his crew.

"*yawn* 5 more minutes." Greg said on the floor while Richy just laughed.

"*sigh* do I have to do everything myself against you, but you know what at least I get to test out my new silver bat cool I know with electric power!" 5 monologued.

Suddenly we heard a YEOWCH from 5 and saw him on fire, well his pants so that means one thing... Zack.

"This ain't over eggface! Richy, greg c'mon" He yelled while clenching his buttocks and going ow as he ran.

"Oh hey Zack how are you doing?" Smiley asked him with joy.

"Great in fact I found this in 5's locker and these in his gym locker." He told us.

One was a circular pad and the other was a couple of DVDs one was green, another was black the rest were red, purple, a darker shade of purple, blue, light blue, grey, red and yellow, and a rainbow.

"Well let's check it out." I told everyone.

---Time skip brought to you by a companion cube---

"OK let's see oh a disk button." That's what I discovered.

I pressed eject and a disk titled failed was in.

"OK let's save that for last first um... how bout that red one!" I yelled at Phred.

"OK." He tossed it over and I put it in

---disk #001 vizion---

 

Viz: sir I promise you that this dimension is surely under your control once we find a way to power the ice laser but we will find a way to have these people submit to you.

???: good good viz I have sighed a source of pure ice we just need to make sure they don't rebel.

Viz: Don't worry sir we are safe from that but shall I test the planet Earth for target practice?

???: Not yet remember you target evil not random planets but still try this time mine and say if they somehow accidentally activate find coldest blood on earth.

Viz: it will be done my lord.

---end of disk one---

Huh so thats how project vizion was started besides a mustard stain on the cafeteria and it had a leader besides Viz who had an even rasper voice.

"Next."

Phred gave me the green one.

---disk #002 vizion b--

Diz and Viz: report of vizion!

Same guy: did you get him.

Diz: Yes he has been powering it for a while so the plan is almost done.

Same guy: Good job the main reason was for he would turn to fire then back to ice but if it fails then it will be a plan b to harvest comets.

Viz: OK I'll bestow it to Diz.

Diz: Oh really then I guess that I'll use the storage for it I'll just go to the comet belt.

Same guy: Wait before you leave take these telemensions for you're problems.

---end of disk 2---

OK that was a plan b for vizion.

"Next yo!"

Phred gave me the 3rd one witch was the light blue they were numbered.

---disk #003 trial of Quiz---

Quiz: W-what were am I.

A new guy: Quiz for attempted betrayal of the vizion colony you are sentenced to a trial.

Quiz: H-how am I alive I exploded with Diz.

Diz: Oh really I got pretty banged up but I'm fine you would die if we didn't have a strong sense of justice in the colony you'd be left for dead!

Quiz: Shadowman you ken doll it was unjust killing an entire planet and many people on it by freezing them to death!

shadowman: Ok rude to call me a ken since I have nuts and second are you an idiot did they not tell you that it was to threaten you're system.

Quiz: Um actually no they did not entirely.

Shadowman: oh boy here we go.

----2 hours later----

Shadowman: Ok are you mwe he heppy now.

Quiz: Yes sir.

Shadowman: you know what I'll let you free of all the charges you were nice and polite and since Diz and Viz didn't tell you I have some sympathy ok

Quiz: thank you sir.

Diz: however you are only free from the boards charges but for us it's everything except death so Viz and I have decided slavery for eternity, besides that was a prototype for the new doomsday you could call it a vizion.

---end of disk 3---

Huh so it was 2 puns at once a name and an actual vision... also this shadow man is most likely not the big boss his voice was childish and high. pitched while the boss was deeper

Then Smiley let out a small shriek,

Phred was breathing of anxiety,

Zack got on his knees, and I was...
Crying... knowing that we didn't defeat them in fact a new project known as doomsday has begun. then Zack stepped on the thing and a green swirl opened up and sucked him up.

"No no no no no no noo!" he said as he was getting sucked in.

"Zack!" I yelled.

We grabbed the disks and went in to find Zack and saw green swirls and holes, then we fell on the ground checked the DVDs and they were safe.

"Uh Phil where are we?" Smiley and Phred asked in unison.

"I...I don't know at all."

An
Howdy ho ya enjoyed chapter 4 this is actually the longest chapter so far sorry I just wanted to illustrate a whole new perspective of lore like how vizion was a vision for doomsday
Get it but why did 5 have it in the first place stay tuned good boi

Chapter 6: Chapter 5- a new plane of existence

Summary:

Phil eggtree meets the world's most famous cat, and they watch some toons

Chapter Text

Gumball's pov

Oh boy just another boring day in boring old Elmore when noth...ing happens  oh boy... A HOTDOGS STAND and I have 5$ hotdogs here I come when suddenly.

*bunk*

"Ow!" This mouth less kid shouted.

"Oh I am so sorry, um... what's you're name?" I asked this hooded stranger.

"WOAH what are you?"

"Uhhhh what."

"Sorry I just got surprised." He said

"aww he looks adorable." a girl next to him said

"ok who are you?"

"Phil eggtree and you?"
Hehheh...
"Gumball Watterson."

"Smiley sundae at your service." the girl next to Phil said joyfully.

"Phred *yawn* Whistler." the other boy next to Phil said.

We shook hands and I asked them this.

"Do you need some help?"

"Yes actually we're looking for a fellow named Zack Kelvin about this height  and a flame on his head oh and a dark blue shirt." smiley asked.

"Ok sure I can help and get help follow me!" I told them.

---tem skup gives you temmie flakes---

We got back to my house and I directed them here when we saw this Zack guy chillin in the room.

"Uh Darwin." I whispered.

"Oh hey you must be that gumball guy I've heard some stuff about you Mr. Watterson." This Zack guy is actually pretty friendly for a literal hot head.

Then I saw something in Phil's hand and in Anais'.

"Hey Phil, Anais what is in your hands?" I asked them.

"Oh I actually don't know Zack found it in an enemy locker and let us see it and in the rabbit's hand those are DVDs that show something called project doomsday and showed that our mortal lives depend on stopping it." Phil told me then Anais spoke up.

"Ok I have an idea the more  disk we watch the better the chance we can stop it." We all agreed.

"Ok what disk were you on?" I asked.

"Number 3."

Anais gave me the one that said 4 witch was a dark blue and I popped it in after taking out the blue one.

---disk #004 new robot---

???: Finally he is finished the ultimate killing machine ok shadowman boot him up.

Shadowman: Ok booting up in thwee... tiwo... uno booting up.

Gumbot: Loading systems... preparing programming... Gumbot active motive kill anyone that stands in the colony's way especially Gumball waterson and his family.

Leader: ah yes a robot that can use its opponents skills against them by just a look besides project doomsday this is the greatest thing I've ever built.

Shadowman: Oh boy this will prove that the gods efforts are useless against us mwe he he.

Leader: this and doomsday are top priority but we need key ingredients  one the Nether star, 2 the chaos emeralds, and the last prism.

Shadowman: Ok Gumbot Time to prove yourself get 3 chaos emeralds and get an oil bath as you're reward.

Gumbot: following command commencing chaos emerald search.

Rocket noises  blast off

Leader and shadowman: mwa hahahahhamwehehahhehahheha!

---end of disk 4---

"Welp I have a robot hunting after me from a psychopath who wants to tear me limb by limb." I told everyone.

"Wait Gumball they need a power for a huge laser like that they needed emeralds, a star, and A prism so I guess we need too keep those guys away from those things and we win and save the world." Anais responded to me.

Darwin then put in a grey disk marked 5.

---Disk no #005 robot designs---

001 C14P-TR4P unit

Can't climb stairs or ladders.

can wield guns.

can use random abilities like invisibility and mini-trap or a "meat unicycle".

trapezoid figure.

002 R.O.B machine
Lasers missiles and gyros made out of. ceratanium.
strong in groups.

make most of the army 

003 turrets

Laser accuracy.

Bullets are fast.

Different gun modes.

004 gumbot

Sent to kill.

Can use copy scanner.

Razor blade claws.

Immortal.

Made out of tiny Metallic cubes

 

--warning this is experimental data may not be fully accurate--

005 gatomech
Sharp claws.

Extendable arms.

Rocket feet.

Fast as a jet plane

006 goops

Can transform into anything.

Useful for spying.

Can be just a puddle.

007 firenator
Heat over 100°Celsius.

Can shoot fire out of the mouth.

Immune to even the sun's heat

Thanks to its skeletal image  can put itself back together.

008 cryogenous

Can spit ice out of the mouth.

Can reach -100 Celsius.

Hangs out in cold climates.

Makes weapons out of icicles.

---end of disk 5---

Ok well at least we know what robot can be sent out to kill us brutality.

"Next up"
The next was a red and gold mixture
I put it in

---disk 006 the 5 scientist---
bald guy: hohoho so you're telling me that the chaos emeralds power this planet destroying laser thing.

Leader: yes but you alone can't just find all seven and kill gods can you eggman hmm.

Eggman: Uh no actually.

Leader: eggxactly what I thought.

Old man: ah Ivo, zomboss inconsiderate and I were just having some tea care to join us?

Eggman: Albert w wily what in the meting motobug are you doing here.

Wily: Ivo calm down were only here to destroy our nemesis like you.

Eggman: wait so you're telling me that you're in this to get rid of mega man like I am with sonic.

Leader: Precisely you and wily will help me build an army to seize control over these futile people and take what's ours after all they've done to us.

Big head: What the... oh boss is this the Dr. Robotnick  I'm Edgar George Zomboss of neighborvile zombie apocalypse master and brain eater

Eggman: so you won't eat mine?

Zomboss: of course not!

Eggman: so whose the inconsiderate guy?

Big nose: ha ha ha its I Dr. Inconsiderate creator of the most evil device in minecraft... THE SEGWAY!

Eggman: oh (clearly incompetent)

???: wily you fool whomever is there come introduce yourself I am haltmann and you?

Eggman: dr. Ivo Robotnick.

Haltman: ok ok where did you come from.

Eggman: well I was trapped in nullspace and then a shadow man saved me.

Haltman: well then, welcome to the family.
---end of disk 6---

Well then we know the minds behind this.

Now it's the black ones turn.

"Darwin hand the black one to gumball." Anais told him.

Darwin handed over the black one.

I put it in the the hologram didn't look right.

---disk 007 monster monitoring---

Man in the forest: what's this a backpack?

"Siren noises"

Man: the hell was that a siren?

"Distorted screams"

Man: holy shit I'm getting the hell outta here!

"Nuclear alert"

Man: the fuck was that seriously, wait why isn't my phone working, wait are those sirens on it's head.

"Tornado sirens"

Man: no get away from me no NO NO!!!

"Bang bang"

Man: AHHHHHHHHH!

end of encounter with code name siren head

Powers: confusion, speed, and technical distortion.

Appearance: a tall slender creature that looks burnt and has two sirens on it's head plays music, static, and conversations from sirens has teeth in the sirens and snake like tongues.

Habitat: usually seen in rural areas such as forest.

Hostility level: high

Audio from another encounter

Man: hey man need a lift?

Other man: oh yes thank you.

--2 minutes later

Other man: have you heard the legend of the couple who were murdered around here?

Man: yeah the man was my dad's friend.

Other man: such a tragedy it was I heard that they were killed by the country road creature.

Man: country road creature?

Other man: yes he loves people to eat and is as tall as a skyscraper and he can shape shift to any thing or anyone.

Man: wait a second what was that last ONE OH GOD.

CREATURE: grah ha ha.

Man: ack why God... why.

End of encounter with code name country road creature

Powers: shape shifting
Sharp claws  blends in with environment

Appearance: a tall lanky pale creature that has no clothes

Habitat: usually appears in the Virginia country road

Hostility level: neutral if unattractive
High if picked up

Final audio, warning gruesome

Cartoon cat: I know how it's all goanna end.

Guy: H-how.

Cartoon cat: a rerun.

Guy: of what.

Cartoon cat: a rerun of my favorite episode.

Guy: what do you mean.

Cartoon cat: a game of cat and mouse .

Guy: with who.

Cartoon cat: "chuckle" and you're the mouse te he he he he he.

Guy: wait what!

Cartoon cat: and you're goanna run and scream they always scream.

Guy: you're insane!

Cartoon cat: there's always arms being cut off entrails being ripped from stomachs bones being shattered to dust.

Guy: oh dear lord what are you.

Cartoon cat: now you may try to hide but I am going to get ya "chuckle" yeah I'm goanna get ya good.

Guy: no please

Cartoon cat: why just last night I played the game with a little girl she thought I was soooooo cute she tried to pet me... "chuckle" but I may have bitten her hand off hehehehe and she ran and she screamed and she ran into an abandoned mall and I crept through the shadows my steps reverberating and giggling to myself knowing that fear was filling the CHILD and her cry's gave away her position so I lunged around the corner I told her you have nothing to worry about I know I hurt you but I didn't mean to... I crept up closer I meant to KILL you huhuhuhu and wouldn't ya know it she screamed again. ahhhhhhahahah I grabbed her by the leg and swung her up over my head and down onto the floor again and again and again smashing her face into oblivion she bled and cried and eventually she died. hmhmhmhm

Guy: you monster.

Cartoon cat: I wonder how your gonna do. because I am the AVERATION THE ABSENCE OF LIGHT.
(Random gibberish)
Better start running. pahahahahah
THAT'S ALL FOLKS.

Cartoon cat:

Powers: shape shifting and cartoon logic
Appearance: a black cat with white gloves and big cartoon like eyes no feet though has human teeth which become yellow when angered
Hostility level: high
Habitat: abandoned buildings mainly malls

---end of disk 7---

Oh dear God the pure evil of these things yuck and I speak for everyone else that was perhaps the most terrible thing I ever seen.

So one question remains how do we beat them?

An: howdy everyone hope you enjoyed the longest chapter in this book with 8 new characters and a crossover event stay tuned for the next chapter of best of friends hope flows

Chapter 7: Chapter 6- a villainous attempt

Summary:

Gumball and Phil gotta run as the villains make their first moves

Chapter Text

5's POV

"Damn! hot head burned my ass badly." I told my crew.

"Serves you right mambo no 5." Richy teased me

"Shut up long head also where the hell is my telemension!" I yelled

"I dunno we can use mine." Richy offered

"You know what fine Richy!" I yelled

Richey then opened his locker and took out his telemension and set it to the base and turned it on.

"You first." I told them then I walked in the portal

Ah yes the fresh metal floor R.O.B machines on the conveyor belt
Then a message from the intercom.

"Will the following minions head to the auditorium 5, Ridley, k.rool, spade, cartoon cat, exe, shadow man, wily, wily robot masters, bowser, eggman, viz, diz, zomboss, inconsiderate, and basically anyone over the rank of expendable."

Wow all of us ok, but why?

---Time skap brought by hi I'm bob--

We gathered up in  the room where our scary leader dark Gumball.

"Testing... is the thing on? Ah yes anyway it has come to my concern that 5's telemension has been stolen along with disk revealing us and project doomsday." He revealed to us.

We all gasped then he continued.

"You see the reason  I  gathered you here is because you're the best of the best that I have and there is one thing standing in the way of project doomsday those h-heroes yuck I hate all of them especially that blue cat gumball and his mutant fish for a brother!" He used medium to rising.

"This is why you uh... 30 something people shall become my super hero eradication team otherwise known as s.h.e.t." he said.

Ridley stood up and bowed

"Boss I'd be more than willing to lead this team." Ridley told him

"You know what Ridley you have been the one to be the best at leading and since shadow man and exe are staying here... are you sure you're ready for this?"

"Positive." Rid responded.

"OK then agents of S.H.E.T assemble!"
Dark Gumball yelled.

---meanwhile---
Gumballs POV

I woke up and I heard joints cracking making an uncomfortable noise.

*click crack*

Then I smelled cinnamon then heard the door creaking open the smell of cinnamon and the sound of joints cracking getting stronger and louder.

*click crack click clack*

"W-who's there?"

The fear was overwhelming then I saw it a horse skull that looked to be connected to wax.

"Gumball do not fear me, I am not a danger to you or family I am here to help you someone is out for you and you need to defend yourself there is something for you in the Elmore junkyard, look for it next morning." This horse told me.

"Wait when will they come? I asked them.

"Tomorrow night, that is all I can say for now."

They left without a trace then the cinnamon calmed me down then I fell asleep.

--Time skip bright by pewwwdipie--

"Gumball, gumball... GUMBALL!" I soon woke up to the yells

"Whoa what was that for rabbit?"

"Phil just wanted you to get up and make sure you're alive." Darwin told me. That's nice

Then we went downstairs and some cinnamon rolls with frosting were on the oven with a note that read have this before the junkyard.

After we ate I told Phil about last night and the warning I got and that we should go to the junkyard.

"Well what are we waiting for?" Zack asked wanting to go willingly and get there.

A few minutes later we got to the junkyard where the hat was burned.

Then I sensed something an aura .

"Hey Smiley would you like to find some machine parts I'm planning to upgrade the pad?" Phil asked Smiley.

"Sure." She responded

Phil and Smiley then left the group.

Meanwhile

Smileys POV

I was mainly looking for old game devices and old tech while Phil looked for toys and batteries then I saw it a pile of game boys and other Nintendo systems before the Wii in fact a Sega genesis and gba were  in the pile I then I went to get Phil.

"Now." A mysterious voice said.

Then I was grabbed by a gloved hand that was dragging me in the pile and then I couldn't hear much then a few strange voices started to talk.

"Now cat are you sure that you got the blue cat with the big head?" This voice was deep and commanding like a king.

"I'm so diddly dang sure ya won't blow up king." A 30s style voice told the king's.

Whell thwen whI gwess thwat whe whare gwood spwade whain't thwat white cwartwoon cwat." This third one had bad speech.

then I was out facing a fat crocodile with a crown, a fat monster with a stomach whip, and a telix the cat bootleg.

I tried to struggle out of  the glove while they watched then I had an idea I bit the arm of the bootleg cat and he screamed.

"Ahhhhhh my arm God dammit you yellow asshole!"

The blue fat one threw his whip at me and I nearly dodged it after he missed I blew raspberry at the trio and started running then I bumped into something then I looked up at a purple dragon and when I ran the other way I saw diz and viz the third way was blocked by trash and the that I came had those creeps.

"Um h-hello there viz, diz see that you're alive the dragon is pretty new
Along with the fat guys and the bootleg cat."

"Fat!" The fat guys said in unison and

"Bootleg!"

By now I was surrounded by all angles then the dragon wrapped its tail around my neck trying to choke me

"Where is it!" The dragon yelled

"*ack* what?"

"The... oh what do you ruffians call it a circular pad." The dragon said as he took out a circular pad.

"Sir we got one of them... now its not gumball but its someone who knows the location of gumball... OK... very well... yes we would be fine with a goop... OK... hail you.

Then after a purple beam came in I saw... a puddle that has just transformed into me.

"Take her away!" The dragon commanded

Meanwhile

Gumballs POV

This is the incinerator yet the feeling of something down there is pretty strong and then I found out where it came from... wait a second.

"A PILE OF DIRTY DIAPERS!" I yelled out loud

Then I had an idea.

"Darwin man the crane and pick up  the diapers." I ordered

"Well no one will touch them and it wouldn't risk our health." Anais analyzed.

Darwin got in the crane and picked up the dirty diapers and then the crane got stuck on something then when he put more strength on the crane it tore the ground then it landed lucky for us it barely missed Phred then I saw a shine I soon walked closer to it then it revealed that it was a handle I told everyone.

"So who will try to take it out?" Zack asked.

"*sigh* Fine I'll *yawn* do it" phred told us.

He failed miserably then Phil and Smiley came back with a backpack of stuff

"Phil, Smiley I see you're back." Zack commented.

"Yep we actually got some pretty cool things" Phil told us.

Soon after I explained the handle situation to Phil and Smiley we all tried to make it move but nothing happened eventually we had only one of us left... me and I wasn't about to get lectured by Anais again so I went up to the stoned handle and a blue swirls surrounded me with everyone staring at me then I grabbed it then started to slowly pull it out revealing a sharp object getting longer and finally pulled it out revealing a sword then the thing that played  from the pad played showing a old skeleton.

"Is this thing on?" He asked.

"Gumball I am grandpa sans God of all sans but you don't  know the meaning behind this there are evils that are out to get you for you are the chosen one who will lead an army o monsters, robots, and whatever the heck else you find.
anyway the first evil you will have to face is the dark one who we don't know about he has been hatching up a plan for over 9 centuries today he becomes 1000 and we don't even know his name and yet he has the key to destroy all who will stand up to him so the world needs you Gumball, we've given you the best weapon known as the  ultra sword so please help the people  and everyone else who needs it." That's what the skeleton said through the green hologram I stepped down and sensed something... that's not Smiley.

Meanwhile

Ridley's POV

I walked in the tunnel to where cartoon cat was holding the lemon head girl.

"So good cop bad cop?" 5 asked

"Interrogation 5 interrogation." I told him back

Soon we arrived to where cartoon cat k.rool and spade where cartoon cat had wrapped the girl in his arms.

"Put her down kitten." I told him

"OK then." he dropped the yellow bugger

*Hmph* *smack*

The kid fell from the arm to the ground ready for interrogation.

"Who are all you I mean I know viz, diz and 5 but the cat the dragon and the big bois are all unrecognizable to me" the girl told us.

K.rool actually looked sad

"I am Ridley and these are my colleagues king k.rool, king spade, and cartoon cat we are here because you're friend Zack Kelvin ex vizion member whom betrayed us before had stolen important information about our plans and weaponry and we need them back otherwise we will launch a full attack from the agents of s.h.e.t" I told her

"Z-Zack was a member of vizion?" She and 5 asked in unison.

"Yes until he pulled a quiz on us and manipulated diz into assassinate me." Viz said grinding his teeth at the last part.

"Gees I said sorry afterward" diz responded.

"You know what how about this you tell us where the stuff is and we won't tear you limb by limb." I threatened.

"Okay I'll tell you it's... up your butt and around the corner." She told all of us while laughing.

*RHAAAAAAA* I jumped at her but I felt a tug on my tail k.rool was pulling on it.

"*sigh* hand cuff em don't be lazy talking to you k.rool!" I told the crew members and k.rool who always forgets to use the new ones.

-back with Gumball-

Darwin's POV

"Guys that's not Smiley it's a shape shiftier!" Gumball yelled over and over again.

"Gumball what do you have against Smiley?" Phred asked him.

"Nothing it's just that the real Smiley would've punched me by now" Gumball replied.

Phil, Phred, and Zack were all actually noticing that she didn't punch him and so she responded this.

"he hehehe so that sword boosted your senses after all unlike these fools!" She responded sinister and such.

It was really a puddle of purple goop that had no eyes but sharp teeth and horns and connected itself to the floor with its hands then started to slither away.

Meanwhile

Smiley's POV

Well this is quite a predicament right now a clone of me has tracked down my old and new friends while I'm cuffed to a chair next to idiots, my mortal enemy, and a dragon with some screws loose. but at least they don't know the whereabouts of the pad and disk and Phil is planning on upgrading it, then I got an idea for freedom.

"You know Mr. Ridley you look like barney the dinosaur." I told him

"What did you just call me?" He asked furiously.

"Barney the dinosaur you know I love you you love me where one happy family." I told him. now the plan commences.

"Why you, I'll kill you by clawing  you inside out then stab you all over then bite you over and over then tear your arteries!" He raged.

He then tried to use the tail to skewer me but I'm smart enough to know that his buds would hold him back by the tail then they were all distracted by each other  then I used it as a saw for the rope and when I untied myself I couldn't help myself and took a few consoles and went for the hole on the ceiling then I  ran to Gumball and the others and saw a purple puddle slithering away from everyone. 

"don't worry I'll make it quick!" it said.

I soon looked around for a weapon and grabbed some rebar after that I ran after it and plunged the rebar into it's chest skewering it.

"RHAAAAA" It screamed in pain.

after that gumball swung a huge sword down the middle a chip soon fell out and Zack smashed it.

"rest in pieces you monstrosity against nature." Zack said in anger.

he seemed different, less himself than I knew.

2 minutes later

Gumballs POV

"Okay Smiley so a dragon named Ridley had a team with you're enemies and a fat crocodile and monster along with that cartoon cat creature who plan on having me in eternal damnation and limbo and help protect project doomsday?" I asked.

"Yes and this is big they even wan the DVDs out of our possession." She responded very quickly then I heard music.

Were on our way to Gramppys hes such good company there's only one place to be (where?) Over at gramppys house

La-DA-DE-la-DA-DE it never is to late

La-DA-DE-la-DA-DE he will always wait

"Okay whose there?" Zack yelled.

Then the door creaked open showing a cat figure with sharp teeth and a long neck and a gloved hand then hearing a sharp scree on the window with all of us screaming.

"HERE'S RIDLEY!" A purple dragon screamed.

then two fat guys broke through the roof one was a crocodile with a crown and the other was... something I can't explain on regular circumstances then it was revealed that a kid with a 5 on his shirt and a silver bat along with a red guy that had 4 arms and a green guy with a normal amount of arms.

"So this is the big headed buffoon we're trying to murder?" The kid with the silver bat asked.

"Yep and I had it with the lemon head."   
The dragon answered.

Phred then let out a small chuckle  then Smiley ran so fast that it looked like she used an anime move. then she picked up the kid and threw him and the bat at Ridley 1st hitting him and then electrocuted them both then I had a idea.

"Out the window it's our chance!" I said after grabbing the important things.

I jumped out first then Darwin and you get the idea  we were then running away whilst Ridley was somehow flying at us so then Phil used the pad witch had a portal open.

"Jump!" Phil yelled

Every one but me jumped.

"What's wrong pussy scarred?"

He then swung his tail at me trying to skewer me but I jumped back and grabbed the tail.

the portal closed in front of me severing the tail and the beast.

--Back in Elmore--

--Ridley's POV--

I did it he's dead but I feel different like if something was missing from me eh probably not.

"Whum whidley where is your twail?" K.rool asked me

"Its right... her- AHHHHHHHHHH SHIT SHIT SHIT WHAT IN SATIN'S SHIT MY TAILS SEVERED!" I fainted

2 hours later

Ugh my head.

"Good day Mr. Ridley we had to replace the tail you lost and made a robot replacement." A Nurse r.o.b told me. Then out came the boss dark Gumball was there.

"Ridley I feel very strongly about this and the fact that Gumball has been to see another day but I see it as trial and error you tried but got your tail severed off."

"Please sir, my lord me and the rest of the agents of s.h.e.t are deeply sorry." I told him sadly.

"It is okay and plus I need the agents real quick shadow man and I plan on invading pop-star for a new base and possibly new workers. Take care." He responded.

He isn't mad but I still need to kill gumball but that can wait now we wait to slaughter that... there... Kirby.

Chapter 8: ch 7- the perfect dreamland

Summary:

Gumball and Phil get sent to brazil I mean dreamland from Kirby

Chapter Text

--Gumballs p.o.v--

after coming out the portal I felt like air was under me then I looked down

"... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" I was screaming like I was about to die which I was I shut my eyes tight and felt my life about to go on up to the sky hopefully then I landed and... I'm not deceased I got up and patted myself off and looked at what broke my fall to see a pink piece of paper.

"Oh how did this protect me from becoming a cake with a bomb inside falling in a pit of landmines?" I asked then I decided to take a close look at the thing and after that i decided to pull it out and so I grabbed it and easily pulled it out to see that it was... a ball with pink circles and red feet? weirdest thing I've seen then I poked it and then.

"poyo" it said as it grew eyes and a mouth.

"WHOA what the what are you!?" I asked surprised.

"Poyo poyo." he said calmly.

"Uh, I can't understand you who are you and what is your name?" I asked.

Then I heard a voice yelling for someone named Kirby.

"Kirby!" she yelled.

Then I saw the pink guy run towards it so I followed them and I saw trees along the sides with birds on them it just feels so happy then I tripped over something it was the little guy himself and behind him were two kids one a girl with a ponytail and a pink and green shirt and a boy with orange and blue hair and suspenders.

"Oh, hello there I am just lost and I don't know where I am so please don't hurt me." I told them both.

"Well uh we have never seen you before so we have no reason to attack you or blame you for anything." the girl told me.

"Poyopoyo.popoyo" The little guy was yelling out.

"Do you two have any idea what he's saying?" I asked them.

"Well first let's start with introduction I'm Tiff." the girl said. Well that doesn't answer my question but fine.

"and I'm Tuff, Tiff's little brother." the boy said as the girl picked up the small guy.

"and that's Kirby the star warrior." Tiff said holding up the thing.

"oh so why can't he talk?" I asked them.

"Well he is just a baby." Tiff told me.

"Well he just saved my gosh darn life." I said happily as I went to hug Kirby.

--meanwhile when gumball was meeting Kirby--

--Zack's POV--

As I jumped through the portal I saw as I falling down wait puffy clouds crisp green trees this is dreamland and if I know this place there's a castle so I grabbed Smiley by the hand.

"Hold on!" I yelled as I started to dive bombed at the castle chimney.

"Uh Zack the heck is this." Smiley yelled as the dive started.

"A damn crazy move smiles." I told her.

Then I fell through the chimney and held my hands and feet on the ceiling
Which was kind of painful but I held on
Then I saw Smiley and so I tightened my grip on the inside of the chimneys hole then Smiley fell onto me pushing me down as my hands were scraped.

"W-what how did you even do this were just 10- wait it's true you traitor
of vizion." Smiley remarked.

"Who told you that?" I asked her as I nearly jumped.

"It was Ridley, Viz, and Diz they said that you manipulated Diz into assininating Viz and you were an ex member for the operation." She explained to me how she learned about my secret.

"Ok well at least I'm not getting attacked by my own friends since I know that earth is pretty bad but not most the people especially the ones I care about, but seriously can I let go my limbs are tired." I went on so long that my body forgot to breathe.

"Ok then let's a go then." She responded with a nario reference.

So I let go and landed on wood I don't see how much more pain it will be and Smiley just landed on me yep worst time ever.

--meanwhile when Zack and Smiley were in a conversation--
Anais' POV

Well darn were falling but after seeing that Darwin was heading towards a lake I grabbed Phil.

"Phil land on a tree and grab a rock." I yelled.

"Excuse me but I'm smart enough to know that I will get hurt or die." He yelled as we fell farther.

"Just slide down egghead!" I yelled out.

So now the plan commences Phil first grabbed a pine tree then I grabbed it after him pulling the tree down I then saw a pink ball looking at us. Phil then released and sent us flying.

I looked down at the ground while we were flying and it's delightful even the cliff- wait CLIFF! Oof.

Then I saw Phil but tanner and his green hoodie was a white shirt with a red 5 on it then I realized Phil was next to me.

--5's POV--

Oh boy a 2 in one package.

"5 um, can you help us out please?" Phil asked me for mercy.

"Oh Well, you see eggface my boss doesn't mind the fact that Gumball will die, nor you so if we kill you I see it as a bonus for myself but you know your friend severed my friends tail." I monologued off again.

Then I heard a noise pew, pew I quickly turned to the noise and saw two beams I then spun my bat in a spinning motion and deflected the shots.

"Ok, who the hell shot at me?" I asked.

"Well how about I introduce myself I am Susie and you are about to be kicked out of dream land." Susie said.

"Oh oh ho a challenge I take it, it's on like ponkey cong." I told her.

After the conversation I decided for shotgun mode one of my favorites.
I charged at her and jumped out carefully aiming at the head but she somehow spotted my attack and shot at my foot and hit causing me to jerk myself into a random direction and shoot the wrong way.

"Hey no fair you caused me to shoot away from you my aim was the best!" I yelled.

"Oh really cause you paid no attention to me at all." she Explained to me.

Ok that's it I am done she is dead.

I switched to chainsaw and ran at her checking the aim of the pistol so I zigzagged left and right to confuse her and then I kicked the gun out of her hand then held her at blade point.

--Anais' POV--

My grip was slipping as my fingers began to feel tired and my arms were burning Phil however was trying to climb then I saw it a yellow blur zooming and crackles of electricity Phil was gone.

Then I felt a small chill at my back so I looked behind myself and saw a masked girl in black and white attire a hat on blue hair and black eyes with white circles in them I also noticed that she didn't have legs.

She pulled me up the cliff and then I saw Phil surrounded by 2 other girls with the same attire as the blue one except different hair colors with. darker or lighter skin color.

--3rd person--

As 5 grew near to Susie the 3 strangers took out their weapons the yellow one a spear red a sword and the blue one an axe.

5 was just about to slice up Susie when he soon heard a yell.

"Excuse me what are you doing here?" The yellow haired one asked.

"Why do you need to know?" 5 responded like he was hiding a suit.

"Cause Susie is the royal scientist and is essential for dreamland's scientific and knowledge growth." The red haired one educated him.

"Who even are you 3?" 5 asked.

"We are the jambastion mages" they all yelled in unison.

"Well you know what they say the more the merrier." He said growing cocky.

He drew his bat out and switched it to flamethrower and so the bat gave itself a gas tank and a small flame in the front.

"Smoken" 5 quoted.

Soon the jambastion mages took out their weapons the blue haired one an axe, the red haired one a sword, and the yellow haired one a spear.

5 then pushed the trigger then the flames sprayed at the mages the blue one who is known as francisca used her ice axe to not freeze the flames but to melt the ice and put out the flames.

"Damn you and your ice!" 5 yelled.

"Oh please kiddo call me francisca." She told him to annoy him.

Now 5 was enraged he wanted to call in one of his buddies but his cockiness got into the way. He did remember the training he went through with dreamland practice and shadow man told him and cartoon cat with a forgotten character that was
How elements work in popstar lightning and ice is the best fire is the worst. Elec beats water, fire beats ice, however water beats both electricity and fire. So 5 switched from flames to electric based off the legendary pokemon zeroura who even if a punch misses you the you'll still get electrocuted.

Five swung out the bat at franciscia she jumped back but still had gotten electrocuted and stunned in place then 5 swung her right in her side knocking her against the wall and knocked her out "cold".

"One down 2 to go." He told himself.

Now both of the other 2 got aggravated

Meanwhile in the observatory

--Anais' POV--

I got up to see Phil and the Susie girl who had pink hair, headphones with big things for aerodynamic and she had no limbs.

"Oh I see you're awake and while you're there could you grab a screwdriver I have a plan." She told as I got up I must've passed out.

"Ok what's your names kids?" Susie asked us.

"I'm Anais and this is phil." I told her.

"Ah fascinating say are you from here." She gave us another question.

"You know what never mind, the main thing is for taking out that kid."

"Ok just burn his pants." Phil told us chuckling.

"Ok well Flamburge will get him in the pants." Susie told us.

Then we heard a big thud we looked out and saw that two girls were knocked out on the wall.

Susie gasped.

"Flamburge and franciscia... oh no." She whispered.

"What happened." I asked.

What we need to do is to finish this zan is the last line of defense.

--Zan's POV--

The little brat has already taken out fran and flam (those are their nicknames) now I have to try and dodge his sprayer

"Na na you can't get me ha ha!" He taunted me.

Then I felt rumbling.

What the is that the mecha Susie was fixing up for Kirby?

"SOME CHILD IS GOING TO GET BEATEN TONIGHT!" Susie yelled.

Well this battle shall be won!

Meanwhile cause this battle went way to long.

--Dark Gumballs POV.--

I was sitting on my throne whilst sipping out of a white wine glass as a claptrap was vacuumed then I heard some knocking I looked out the window full of the stars of space.

"Who is it" I asked.

"Shadow man sir with 4 requests of joining us." He explained.

I had the servant- trap open the door and shadow man came in with 4 sheets of paper.

"So whom are the lucky ones?" I asked.

"Well a girl named Betty who has a thing named kumu whom eats souls and Betty uses a spear or scythe.

Oooh that's nice we do need some more female minions.

"And if that's not someone who qualifies we got the hooligans consists of bean the dynamite duck, bark the polar bear, and fang the sniper all natural killers."

Ah they do sound like perfect henchmen.

"Now we got the wario bros with wario whose tough and knows how to make the money and waliuigi a tennis god."

Ah they could get us more funding

"So whose the last one?" I asked.

"Well she's personally coming since I created her after a new power I have discovered" shad paused.

"Wait what new power?" I asked him.

"Well I found out-" he soon disappeared with a puff of purple smoke.

He soon returned in seconds panting and in a gladiator outfit with the head of... ALEXANDER THE GREAT.

"Shadow man you just killed ALEXANDER the godamn great." I yelled out loud yet nothing seemed to change.

"So I can tiome travel now." Shadow man sillely said.

Then we heard an alarm.

"Attention an agent known as 5 has gone rogue on dreamland and is attempting to defeat a giant mech all agents retrieve the child." The minion monitor yelled.

"Shadow man get exe to recruit and contact all of em!" I yelled.

"But si- oh you're leaving." Shad said.

After I used my time stopping technique known as za warudo I saw Ridley, spade, k.rool, cartoon cat, the docs, and even the robotic generals.

"I can't say I'm not proud of the kid." I said.

"He used his knowledge of the elements here and his variations of bat models to his advantage." Eggy explained.

"How did he get there in the first place?" Spade asked.

Then Richy came in dragging Greg on the floor.

"Ok, I gave 5 my telemension and he went to avenge rid's tail." Richy explained.

"Whell whe's bween kwicking wass!" Rool exelemated.

"zzz eh wats dat- *yawn*"Greg momentary woke up.

"Okay so should we help him out." Ridley asked.

"If this goes jambastion then go on" I told them.

Soon I went to talk to shad and exe.

"So boys do ya got em" I asked.

"Well shad got spinel and the hooligans. Meanwhile I got bets and the warios." Exe said creepily.

"Ah was spinel the 4th file shads?" I asked him.

"Why indeed my good Sir" he responded back.

"In that case *a-hem* welcome you four you have been invited to the super hero eradication team we'll provide you an endless variety of weapons and tools join and the heroes life will become a living hell or better, for you 7 it'll be the best time of your lives, any questions?" I explained.

All 7 of them raised their hands.

",About money?" I asked.

The hooligans and the wario bros had their hands up.

"Wario you first."

"Wah first of all thank-a you for having a-me and my brother."

"Second how will we get the money?"

"Yeah dats our question too." The hooligans joined in

"Well we will first finish the planet destroying laser and threaten the multi verse to make us leaders soon we'll have power, money, and, REVENGE!!!!!!!!" I yelled.

"Woah this guy has some screws loose." Wario whispered.

"Oh and don't pretend that I can't hear you, see it as you will!" I yelled intimidatingly.

"Anyways the 5 of ya meet meet rids and k.rool at the hall and introduce yourselves.

Soon Betty interjected herself after the moolah makers went to see my torso dragon (Ridley) and my best pirate heavyweight champion king k.rool.

"Ok why do we need to take orders from because you're "all powerful" when really you can't even beat someone like sans can you?" She sassed me.

"Oh I'll have you know noir that I have destroyed the-" she then interrupted me.

"Yes I heard the tale of how you killed the sans of destruction oooh so terrible." She told me.

"Well then bette Noir I challenge you winner takes all!" soon all my minions looked at us.

"Well soul of fear do you accept?" I asked.

"Well I guess that it'll give me an easy win." She accepted it.

--3rd person--

Dark Gumball was ready for betty's tricks and tom foolery.

Betty was planning to slaughter the tyrant.

Betty soon let out her first attack a scythe to hack dark Gumball to pieces she slashed him by the torso.

"Pah easy as pie." She told herself.

"Are you sure about that noir?" Dark Gumball came to her.

She jumped back seeing the monster whose torso was cut down to size.

"What b-but how I cut you-" she was confused.

"Care to continue or do you give up yet?" Dark Gumball intimidated Betty.

Betty then swung her spear at him but he reacted at high speeds and grabbed the spear pulled it and swung up Betty, then jumped and slammed her on the floor.

However Betty wasn't done yet she kicked the cat straight in the chest and spun around him then went for the final blow but she stabbed the floor then she heard a click-click.

"Ah yes a shotgun loaded with bullets drenched in gasoline and alcohol it'll set you on fire is what it does but it has small atoms in each bullet that explodes after entering the body." Dark Gumball monologued.

Betty knew she couldn't win this unless.

She threw out her spear and pulled away the shotgun and went to beat the demon to hell all the way.

She went for a punch covered by kumu but dark Gumball blocked it.

He knew about kumu so he grabbed him and tightened his grip on Betty's hand and a sinister smile grew on his face as fire came out his eyes and soon Betty felt pain and heard screams of pain it was kumu's screams as the demonic feline summoned fire out his hand.

"Goanna cry" dark Gumball sadistically whispered.

"Then cry uncle." He whispered quietly.

The unpredictable has just happened the soul of fear... felt fear, she couldn't think straight and felt tears on her cheeks.

"uncle." Betty cried silently.

"I can't hear you."

"UNCLE!" Betty squealed as dark Gumballs claws came out.

He soon let go of her arm.

Kumu might've absorbed most of the burns but her hand was stinging. And she was impressed she felt that she finally felt challenged for once.

"So am I in?" she asked.

"Are you serious?" Dark Gumball yelled.

Betty felt disappointed.

"Of course meet Ridley in the-" dark Gumball was cut off by a portal opening and Ridley coming out dragging 5 knocked out.

"Ok well then since we're here here is the plan of operation nightmare."

Now it begins the time is now.

Chapter 9: ch 8- the ultimate knight

Chapter Text

--phred's POV--

I felt a light breeze on my face after I jumped out of the portal.

Then I felt a scaly fin on my hand it was Darwin and soon we saw a pond and then dived in the pond.

"Blbb" I bubbled out air.

Then I felt like I was getting picked up by Darwin.

We came out of the pond for me to breathe in hard.

"Thanks buddy." I told him.

"No problem Phred, now let's get out of here." He said

"Say, how about that castle." I pointed out that big structure.

"Ok then I'll just use my cuteness charm." Darwin said confidently.

Suddenly as we climbed out the sign said wispy woods pond beware of big blue fish then I felt a tap on my shoulder.

"Oi mate watchya doin ere?" An Australian accent asked.

I turned around and jumped back after seeing a big hamster with small paws and no legs just feet.

"Heh, uh please don't eat me Mr. hamster." I said scared.

"What mate why would I eat you I just heard a splash in Kine's lake and saw you two come outta there." He explained.

"Oh well who are you and nice to meet you." Darwin told him.

"I'm Rick and welcome to dreamland a great place for other planets to travel around." The hamster greeted.

"Well I am Darwin and this is Phred and we're lost and hungry." Darwin introduced us to Rick.

"Well I know a place in Cappy town that sells good stuff and first customers eat free." Rick told us.

"Ooh well where do we go." I asked.

"Follow me friends and explore Cappy town." Oh well I am hungry.

Soon after a few steps we saw an entire town.

Then rick took us to a restaurant with a green sign saying chef Kawasaki.

"Well mates this is as far as I can go, since one thing eaten out the trash means scram!"

"..."

"Oi sorry internal grudge." He chuckled.

"Well thanks for getting us to food. No seriously Rick." Darwin thanked.

"Eh no problem I best be on my way but if you can get me some pizza crust. "

"Sure it's the least we can do."

We came in to see tables and people but it was not like joyful burger it was civil.

"Hello Mr. Kawasaki is it." Darwin asked.

"Yes and what would you like." The chef greeted.

--meanwhile with Gumball--

--gumballs p.o.v--

As I walked with tiff, tuff, and kirby we stopped at a place with a hamster walking in circles.

"Poyo!" Kirby yelled whilst running for the big hamster.

"Oi kirby good to see ya again just got two new guys to Kawasaki's." The hamster greeted as he hugged kirby.

"Hey Rick." Tuff greeted.

"Oi mate good to see ya again, and who's ya new friend?" Rick asked me.

"Oh, my names Gumball watterson." I introduced myself.

Soon I saw a mech and 3 girls one with blue hair, another one with red hair, and a final one with yellow hair. But all of them had the same black and attire and barrettes with purple hearts.

Soon a girl with pink hair headphones with big things for aerodynamics and a white coat came out of the mech.

"Ah tiff, Tuff, and kirby you won't..." she paused looking at me with her eyes widened.

"So whose this guy?" She asked pointing at me.

"Oi Susie don't you worry he's just a new friend of kirby."

"Ok and what's his name?"

"Gumball watterson at your service ms. Susie."

Soon I heard a familiar voice of a child.

"Gumball!" A little girl's voice yelled.

Anais and Phil popped out from behind the mech.

"Anais, Phil, what are you guys doing here?"

"Well 5 tried to kill us but Susie, zan, Flamburge,and francisca helped us out." Phil explained.

"Oi Phil was it you look a lot like this Phred guy I directed here about food." Rick told us.

The 3 of us bolted in and immediately came to the desk and got some menus then saw Darwin and Phred.

"Darwin good to see you're alive, and found food." I told him.

"Well the best part is the first order is free." He explained.

"That is the best." I exlaimed.

Soon we all decided on pizza.

It looked delicious with spice leaves and cheese that smelled delicious with the sauce.

I took a bite out of it and the flavors mixed up with my mouth and it was delicious.

"I hope Zack and Smiley are ok though." Phil said.

"Eh, they're probably fine Smiley's karate skills and Zack's flames they're unstoppable." Phred explained.

"Aye fair enough." Phil agreed.

-speaking of those 2--

--Zack's POV--

As Smiley and I crawled out the fireplace I picked myself up then gave Smiley a hand.

"So Zack where are we exactly?" She asked me.

"Dedede castle where the king of dreamland dedede hangs out, now this place is heavily guarded with waddle dees and-." I heard a HEY then a bunch of dees surrounded us.

"We have you surrounded at least from this side intruders." A Waddle dee with a blue bandanna pointed his spear at us.

"Well see why shouldn't I say you're the ones surrounded?" I told him.

"Why should we be so sc-" the dee oofed as I pulled on the spear hit his face with the dull end and pulled it out of his nub.

"That's why bitch." I insulted as Smiley gasped.

"Zack that's some pretty vulgar language." She told me.

"Oh shut the fuck up or the stick goes so far up your ass that you'll be a stick puppet!" I threatened her.

"Geez chill man." She whispered.

"Now what's all dis here ruckus?" A mysterious voice said with an extremely country accent.

"Your majesty and his squire Escargoon we caught 2 intruders from the chimney hall have disarmed Bandana dee." The dee panicked.

Majesty eh, must be dedede.

I started taking out the Waddle dees with the spear by just knocking them out.

Then we saw him a fat blue penguin in red, yellow, and white robes.

"Escargoon deal with dat dere spear stealer." Dedede ordered.

"But sire isn't this more of a job for meta knight?" The slimy servant asked.

"Eh I'm fine with it." I intervened.

"Uh can I get the first hit?" Escargoon asked.

"First try." I answered.

He swung at me witch I caught and threw him at a pillar.

"Ok what do you want?" He asked scared.

"To t-talk." Smiley came in.

"Ok then yes talk." I sarcastically remarked.

"A-about what movies, TV, food?" He pleaded.

Smiley and I looked at each other then back at the king.

"Food?" We asked.

"Well um yes I guess I could give you two a lunch." He told us.

"Also Mr. Dedede we're sorry for taking out your Waddle dees, AREN'T WE." Smiley told Dedede then yelled at me.

"Ah yes so sorry." I said sarcastically again showing Smiley that I don't give a shit.

--smiley's POV--

Is Zack serious about this I mean c'mon he fairly told me about his past.

"Zack c'mon man he's giving us food." I told him with a stern look.

Then a door opened and out it came a little pink puffball.

"Poyo? POYO!" It screamed dang it, they must've seen Zack's spear.

Soon I saw a blue foot go up to the door then he revealed himself to be Gumball.

"Gumball?" I asked.

"What the- Smiley what are you doing here?"

"Let's just say Santa Claus and his passive aggressive elf came to a dog pound." I gave him a silly remark.

"Okay that was a good one I have to admit." He told me.

"But anyway Zack directed me to the chimney and got us into this mess." I explained.

"But anyway care for some lunch?" I asked.

"Nah we ate from this guy called Kawasaki." He told us with a smile on his face.

"You mean kawayucky eheheh" The king laughed.

Zack pointed the spear closer at dedede.

Suddenly 5 people came in

"Ok hot head!" The girl in black and white robes and red hair yelled.

"Oi mate leave the king alone!" A hamster yelled at Zack.

"Flam, Rick calm down I'm sure that he didn't want to kill anybody but still kid you shouldn't attack him please." The one in the same attire but yellow hair, told the other 2 that yelled at him.

Suddenly Zack was like a robot having an ounce of humanity.

He dropped the spear and then looked like he was remembering something terrible and I think I know what he must be doing.

"Hey Zack I know that you aren't feeling well but I know what can help." I told him to direct him to our friends.

He sniffled and nodded and got up

--meanwhile--

--Ridley's POV--

Operation nightmare is to be a success
Of a dededethrowning.

I chuckled as I thought about this, it's easy to-

My thoughts were cut off by wily.

"Ridley I found something that might be more difficult than Kirby." He showed me a picture of Gumball taken by metal sonic s (witch stands for shadow man kind of.)

"Grr" I snarled at the scientist.

"What should we do sir?" He asked me.

Oh now here's a good plan.

--???--

So he has finally came here I wonder what he has learned about the ancient ways of the sword?

I jumped down off my standing point and started going down Dedede castle where the entrance is I saw Susie, going to the science room was soon I got to the bottom of the stairs and hid behind a wall.

"Did you hear something?" A female voice asked but it wasn't the knight.

It was a little girl.

Ah so the stone and the hammer are here.

"So you've finally arrived brave knight." I bowed.

"Whoa what the what!" A blue cat yelled.

Wait a blue cat did it say that? It seemed like it said brave knight?

"Wait who are you?" I asked surprised.

"Oh um Gumball Watterson from Elmore, I came here after getting chased by a genocidal purple dragon."
He introduced(?) Himself.

"Ok did you or did you not find a cool sharp weapon That then gave you a message?" I asked him with the prophecy.

"I did get a cool sword but I accidentally left it in Elmore." He answered

Well now first let's get his sword back.

"Ok then Gumball hold out your hand and think about it." I told him.

He soon did as I explained to him. Soon he closed his eyes and held out his hand.

We all heard rumbling and looked at the king's stained glass window with him and Kirby hugging.

*CRACK!* the Dedede part of the window was completely shattered.

The knight opened his eyes and held out the sword.

"Awww yeah I got the sword!" He yelled.

"Yeah and broke off my part off of the stained glass window!" The king yelled at him.

"Heh heh yeah sorry." He apologized to Dedede.

"One more thing sir describe yourself." I told him.

"Well I am lazy." He told me.

"And narcissistic." An orange fish joined in.

"Especially cynical." A pink rabbit joined.

"*sigh* Just great." I said as I mask palmed.

"What's wrong Metaknight?" Tiff asked.

"Well turns out that the hero of the prophecy is a lazy, narcissistic, and cynical person." I explained to everyone.

The "hero" had a face of a line mouth and 2 dot eyes.

"Eh what you talkin bout meta knight?" The king asked.

"Ok let's all go to the library." I told everyone.

--2 minutes later--

We arrived at the library and I checked the non fiction section.

"Ok let's see no no no no no no no." I whispered.

"Tiff did you recently place a book in the non-fiction section?" I asked her.

"No most likely Susie did." she told me.

*sigh*

I looked in the fictional section and found it the prophecy of the sword.

"Ok, here it is everyone the prophecy of the sword." I told.

Then we heard a crash of stone.

A dark blue robot with three head spikes and a hole in his chest and red shoes and eyes, a blue animal like creature with more spikes and a scarf on his "neck" and bandages along with a similar appearance to the robot, and a blue boy with an arm cannon.

"Well Well Well if it ain't the legend himself." The hedgehog observed.

"I'm the leader here, you're not the star of the show." The robot told the hedgehog.

"Guys cut it out." The blue boy told the other two.

"Hey what's with smashin my here castle and who even are you two?!" The king yelled and asked them.

"We're team s!" The robot introduced even waving jazz hands.

"The s stands for shadow." The hedgehog pointed out.

"WHAT DID I TELL YOU." The robot screeched.

"Guys." The blue boy looked at them sternly.

"Sorry mega." The other two said in unison.

So the boy's name is mega interesting.

"We three are Metal, Sonic, and Megaman." The team introduced themselves respectively

"Now gumball the show you're in is about to be canceled by release." Metal said to the "hero"

"But you might get a reboot starring me stomping you skull in, oh and the emmys will start rolling in as I the star of the show." Metal continued.

"Metal getting off track buddy." Mega told his bud

"Oh... Well then. LIGHTS, CAMERAS, AND ACTION." Metal went on.

"Gumball you and you're pals ain't goanna get through us like you did with rids!" The sonic yelled.

"I uh, think that we can not use fighting to resolve some conflict heh heh." Gumball said nervously.

--3rd person--

Metal then charged into him and grabbed Gumball by his throat and went up.

"Oh no, not at all." The robot whispered as it's grip tightened.

Metal then threw Gumball into the ground and boosted at him, soon gumball got up to hear a saw blade sound.

Gumball then ducked and closed his eyes.

*Bzzzzzzz* sonic thought that he buzzed through Gumball

"Ok the mission has been comple...ted."he said before seeing dedede's mallet straight over him.

"You're already dededead." The flabby penguin said as his hammer fell.

"WOOOOOOAAAAAH!" Sonic yelled as this happened

"No sonic!" Mega yelled as his friend was flattened

"No one hurts my brother." Mega said fiercely.

He was screaming and shooting at everything while metal was doing poses at the group

"POYO!" Kirby screamed when he jumped on mega's arm cannon.

The pink star warrior had his mouth attached to the cannon.

"Eww, get it off me." Mega said disgusted by the feel of the mouth.

The blue boy tried shooting Kirby off but it did nothing Kirby had planned this

 

Everyone watched as Kirby transformed into spark Kirby

"All right spark Kirby!" Tuff yelled.

"What the what?!" Gumball asked surprised.

"Kirby has the ability to eat enemy attacks or enemies them selves and gain abilities from them so he is now spark Kirby from eating an energy attack." Meta knight explained to the group of 7.

"Hey what are you doing!" Mega yelled at Kirby.

Kirby was now running in ways that confused the blue boy

"Hey- what are you doing stop it!" Mega was shouting.

"POYOOOOOO!" Kirby shouted as a ball of electricity shot out at mega.

Mega then was teleported into the base with sonic on his face.

"Oof."

"Hey megs." Sonic greeted.

"SONIC!" Mega squealed as he hugged his big brother.

Metal was finished with this first dedede flattens sonic and the marshmallow electrocuted mega.

He charged right at Gumball with pure intent on killing him

Smiley then kicked him upside the head while Kirby created an electric field it magnified Metal's leg. Metal was trying to kick the baby but he felt a bite on his other leg from none other than Rick the hamster. He soon tried to shake the hamster off his leg felt a stabbing pain Zack had skewered it in place. His last resort was to use his booster for the emergency but soon even that was disabled by frasicia freezing it.

--Gumballs POV--

I saw the robot on its chest stuck by kirby, and a spear.

"Well finish me, it'll be easy now." He told me.

"Why I'd be no better than you." I told him.

"Heh heh you really are full of yourself." He chuckled.

"W-what do you mean I want to help you." I said as I held out my hand.

I had noticed a black oily tear coming from his eye.

He then slapped my hand away.

"You think I wouldn't notice you saying stooping down to my level pah, you narcissistic hypocrite I wonder why would the gods pick a lazy, stupid, and ultimately awful person." He explained.

I don't know what is going on but I feel bad then I looked up as a boo-wip sound comes out and the robot was gone.

"What the what." I was even more confused.

"Well gumball time to train!" The blueberry yelled at me.

"What, I don't even know who you are." I told him.

"Ok fair enough, your training begins Tomorrow." He told me.

"Hey dedede maybe you can hold a feast?" Tiff suggested to the king.

"Yeah mom and dad could meet Gumball and everyone else." Tuff joined in.

"Eh I don't see why not." He said politely.

Well hey at least we can get some good food and we can catch up on a lot of things.

"Poyo poyo poyo." Kirby was bounced in excitement.

"Me and my sisters would be delighted to have a feast with a hero." Zan said with delight.

"Well he must read the prophecy first and by my watch it is about 30 minutes after lunch." He told us.

"Oh and by the way my name is meta knight." The knight answered me.

He then handed me the dusty book with a spine of gold. I followed Phil whilst opening the book.

"Long ago two gods created the universe one of life and one of death together they mad many other gods one who created many mystical creatures and two others who made a 'sans' of creation and a 'sans' of destruction and soon a multiverse that was interesting finally came to be and soon many ancient weapons were created with much power the best of them was the ultra light sword in witch only one can hold." The book worded.

Wow so I'm the chosen one well who ever is the person in charge screw them.

About an hour later dinner was ready to feast upon.

There was a lot of things.

"Poyo." Kirby poyod excitedly.

I tried a burger and the flavors mixed up the meat was juicy but not soggy the lettuce was crisp the cheese melted in my mouth with the meat it was delicious.

"Truly a meal fit for a king." Dedede said while kissing his hand.

Kirby just sucked the hotdogs up while Phred chortled.

Soon the feat was over and we were sent to bed.

But I couldn't do anything but stay awake thinking about what the robot had said stooping down to your level, I know I am full of myself but that much is impossible.

So I decided to sneak out.

--Phil's POV--

I heard some creaking and thumping from someone so I decided to take a stroll and find who, I was sneaking around and saw a blue figure tip toeing away out the castle.

"Gotcha. "I said quietly and saw Gumball.

"Gumball?" I asked surprised.

"Phil what are you doing here?" He asked me surprised.

"Well I saw you running out and so I followed you." I explained.

"Well I think I wouldn't be fit for this." He told me

What does he mean by not fit for this.

"I can't just be a hero after I know I am lazy, cynical, and narcissistic." He sadly continued.

Then I realized something, I caused this.

"Heh, must suck to be both of us." I muttered next to him.

"What do you mean?" He asked.

"Well it started with a Smiley smudge and ended with this mess." I said remembering Quiz's sacrifice for nothing.

"Well I guess that we're both awful." He laughed.

Soon I started laughing and after a while I guess Gumball just needs a buddy with him so if he's going to be the brawn I'll have to be the brains.

--dark gumballs POV--

as the nurse R.O.Bs were nursing 5 back to health I heard shadow man crying

"shad what's wrong?" I asked concerned.

"It's metal sir he's damaged over 8!" betty yelled with sadness in her eyes.

"I wish to see him!" I shouted.

"kev-trap bring me my tools" I told him.

"betty get eggman and the sciencebelles to run the diagnostics!" I commanded betty.

--Minutes later--

"belles what's the diagnostics!" I yelled at the cute blonde dogs with dot eyes and a bun on their head the only thing that differentiates the 2 are clothing the science belles wear white lab coats.

"Well sir he has shock wounds in his left leg area a spear stab wound and bite marks on his right and a lot of water in his chest storage." she ran the basics with me.

"S-sir why are you fixing me, I failed you I'm just worthless scrap." he said with oily tears going down his red eyes.

"well shadow man doesn't think that and you're more than worthless." I told him.

soon after he was patched up he was sent to shadow man for ratification.

"oh goodness..." shadow man said

"he's fixed he's FIXED!" shadow man yelled like a little boy on cristmas day.

well metal has been fixed so I guess this is a happy day after all.

Chapter 10: ch 9- mission incomplete

Chapter Text

--3rd person--

About a week ago a group of 3 took out the biggest thief organization known as the toppat clan 2 of the 3 had escaped from the most secure complex in Russia. And 1 was called the legendary Henry stickmin.

He had been called that after he had stolen the Tunisian diamond.

the first time he and a good partner Charles Calvin had stolen the files proving the toppats guilty...

--Ridley's POV--

"Attention all agents of s.h.e.t please report to the auditorium immediately!" the voice on the intercoms yelled

Soon after we showed up in there some were hesitant but went in anyway.

"Attention all agents we all know why we are here that pesky blue house pet and his rodent sister along with those children but I have a plan boys." Dark Gumball announced.

"Shadow man (not wily's) curtains." Dark Gumball said calmly.

Soon curtains came up to reveal 9 new people dressed in blue.

"These are 9 hired mercenaries made to kick ass they are the builders league United, or blu for short." He introduced.

"Now this is the first major mission of taking over the multi-verse we first free a specific group of thieves." He said.

Now here's the plan.

--meanwhile--

3rd person--

As two guards were standing in front of doors a harmonica played.

"Hey stop that horrible ruckus!" One of the guards yelled.

"Yeah or copperbottom will be not just your last name it'll be your ass." The other guard yelled.

"Oh come on you brutes you have already taken my hat and my airship why must my harmonica be taken?" A British voice asked

Out in the entrance two men were talking about the escaped inmate from about a year ago.

"So he got a cake." One with a goatee asked.

Soon

*Thump thump thump*

Three blue pipes came out with the guards surprised.

"What the-"
*BOOM*

The entrance had been blown away with the guards.

"Oh shoot I gotta-" the guard stopped as he bumped into a mask wearing... thing?

"Mmph mmph." It said grabbing an axe.

"no no NOOOOO-" he yelled as he got hacked by the monster.

"Aye they're goanna have to glue you back together, In hell!" A black Scottish Cyclops yelled

Back in copperbottom's cell

"Give it back you ruffians, you brutes." He was yelling when pulling on the cell door.

Suddenly the guard felt a tap on his shoulder

"Give baby man to me and you won't be stick Swiss." A big man said pointing out his shotgun to the guards face.

Soon the guard unlocked the cell for the toppat leader Reginald Copperbottom.

"Ah yes thank-...you." he said as he noticed the mark on the big bald man's shirt.

"You are welcome baby man my team members should be freeing your other friends." The "heavy" weapons guy said in a Russian accent.

After the Cyclops and the devil came back from the prison the heavy and Reginald hopped with them.

"Ah Reginald you have finally returned from the prison, tell me how got there in the first place?" He said first welcoming but then aggravated sitting on his desk Reginald stood on the red carpet.

Soon another portal opened with a scrawny man with a shotgun, a man with a black suit and a blue mask, and a man with a helmet over his eyes.

They had the right hand man and Sven with them soon the entire toppat clan came in seconds later.

"Ah yes- *ahem* dark Gumball heh, I know it's been a while and I know you have grown irritated for that long." He said scared silly.

"Well Reginald you have been away for so long, but still, DO YOU KNOW THAT I COULD AND HAVE KILLED YOU 50 BILLION TIMES OVER AND OVER AGAIN!" He yelled with the fire growing in his eyes his voice damning to the very least.

"Please sir don't kill me it wasn't my fault that a kleptomaniac stole evidence that we stole things." He pleaded the fact of the fear he even bent on one knee.

"Oh relax I wasn't going to kill you your part of my master plan but alternative versions of me have killed you." He reassured the Toppat leader.

"Well Toppats we have a new mission for all of us to attack the military." He said with a boom .

"But first a cocktail party with caviar." He said to surprise the minions.

"Oh, well I think that we should get to know some newcomer Toppats." Reginald said.

Soon the party commenced R.O.B machines were serving the drinks and cheese.

Soon they all sang together drunken besides shadow man and dark Gumball.

But soon Sven the 3rd leader of the Toppats said something unfortunate when hammered.

"An awful incoercible twat *hic*" he awfully sung while struggling to stand.

soon the music stopped and everyone stared at the drunken stickman in horror based off how he yelled at Reginald they feared what would happen.

"Oh dearest Sven you've upset me badly in the expendable ranks." He softly said as Sven was sitting.

"oh no sir just a slip from his tonge" the right hand man said almost as scarred as Reginald

"Shadow man, call the kitty cat." He said manically.

Soon the shadow boy rung a gold bell smiling.

*ring a ding* the bell rung.

All the new recruits watched in horror as two eyes of pure white opened in the pure darkness and a yellow blood stained teething smile followed and as they emerged the darkness came from a demon feline.

"Oh the great boss *hic* he's so AWESOME and cool *hic*" sven was drunk and singing as the cat picked him up.

The cartoon cat was slowly lowering the drunk singing fool into his jaw until Sven was just above the teeth.

"He's dark Gumball *hic* he's dark Gumball an awful incredible-"

*gulp* the cat ate him in a single bite.

"Now since this little incident I suppose we should stay away from all the whine for a while." He said just standing there... menacingly.

--meanwhile--

--Henry stickmin's POV--

Ellie and I had just moved in to Charles' house and boy is it gorgeous.

It was white with grey chairs and a sofa in the living room.

Ellie seemed happy about this too I mean our own house as roommates.

"Well Henry, Ellie you guys like it?" Charles asked while rubbing his headphones.

"I love it and Henry seems to be the same way." Ellie responded to Charles.

Well this seems to be a great new life goodbye my kleptomania.

Hello paradise.

--meanwhile (again)--

--galeforce's POV--

I was patrolling the troops when I got a message from another government complex.

"*Vsh* sir we've been attacked by unknown forces!" A soldier said.

"What who are you and did someone escape?!" I asked surprised.

"Commander Cody sir, and the original toppat leader has escaped." Cody answered my question.

"In fact many of the- wha what are you?" He was cut off.

"The ABSENCE of LIGHT." A dreadful voice screamed at Cody.

"Ahh-" Cody was soon caught short.

"Now listen galeforce my boss needs the location of Henry stickmin!" The... thing yelled.

Wait Henry stickmin.

"Why Henry?" I asked.

"Well wait a-"

"*ack* *cough* *hack*" he was... choking?

"Uhh" I am confused.

"*hack* *inhale* *bleh*" he... puked?

"Oh I feel wait- oh sweet stick jelly!" A Swedish accent yelled.

"Remember galeforce bring out the sticks or hit the bricks." He hung up.

--meanwhile--

--Ridley's POV--

So basically I was driving around the boys 5, Wily, and k.rool soon we stopped at a place called cluckin bell.

"All right boys give them the order." I "ordered".

"I'll have a number 9" 5 went.

"Eh give me a number 6 with extra dip." Wily added.

"Ok well I'm getting a number 45." I said.

"Whell- *ahem* I'll have 2 number 9's, a number nine large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7 with cheese, two number 45s one with cheese, and a large soda." He added to the order.

Well there's 200$ down the drain.

Soon we got our food and I heard a ring on my side.

*bzzzz* *bzzzz* it rung like a bee getting nectar from the flowers.

I picked it up and it was the boss himself.

"Yes sir Ridley reporting for duty." I said.

"Ah Ridley I see that you are on your break?" He asked.

"Yes sir, I hope operation toppats 4 life is going as expected?" I asked.

"Why yes in fact the last few parts of the plan commences now I will see you in the battlegrounds." He said.

I soon drove back to base ready to complete the mission.

--meanwhile--

--galeforce's POV--

"Ok soldiers the toppats have escaped from the government complexes and have been allying up with a new 'leader' to dismantle us unless we give them the elusive Henry stickmin." I announced.

"Timothy Turner did you call Charlie and give him his 'day off'?" I asked him.

"Sir yes sir!" He yelled in his squeaky annoying voice.

--meanwhile (ok this is the 3rd to last ok so bear with me.)--

--Henry's POV--

So Charles had announced the news that he got a day off he seems like this is a great unpacking experience.

"Well guys are you ready to unpack?" Charles asked with a sweet tone.

I nodded and opened one of a few trucks.

It opened to show all the shiniest things imaginable due to me stealing the Tunisian diamond.

"Wow, uh Henry that's a lots of stuff." Charles said surprised.

I nodded as more trucks came in.

"You know what maybe we can hold off on that and... unpack some of Ellie's stuff." Charles said with some unease in his voice.

Soon Ellie's things came from some trucks and we unpacked them easily since she didn't have much.

"*sigh* ok Henry you win let's unpack your stuff." Charles said.

Soon we did it... we moved the first box

"You know what-" Charles was cut off.

"NO!" Ellie yelled furiously.

"What?" Charlie asked surprised.

"Charles no plans of crashing a helicopter into a building!" Ellie yelled.

"Well why not it's the greatest plaaaan. " Charles informed Ellie.

"Well it might kill all of us in a painful death." Ellie said with even more frustration.

"Fine but I wasn't going to crash it I was going to use it to carry Henry's things." Charles said with anticipation.

"Oh, okay then let's do this bois." Ellie said excited.

Soon we moved my stuff into the house such as one of my special speedboats.

"Oh, wait a sec guys I have a call" Charles said.

 

"*ack* Charlie is that you." A familiar voice asked.

"General? What do you need?" Charles asked with worried tone.

"Listen Charlie I don't have much time... *cough* but the toppats have escaped." He said like he was... dying.

"What that's impossible they couldn't have done that." Charles said with worry.

"Well they had help." The General said sadly.

"By who?" Charles asked scared.

"Well I don't know but Charlie you have to fly, fly yourself, Henry, and Ellie far away where they can never find you." He told us.

"General I don't-"

*BANG* a shotgun shot out from the walkie talkie.

*click click*

Charles was soon in tears after hearing the General die to his ears

"Charles, we're sorry." Ellie said in a comforting tone.

"*snif* it's ok let's just get to the-"

*BANG* *crash* a bullet nearly hit my foot from a window the shards falling like rain.

"SNIPER!" Charles yelled.

"Run!" Ellie yelled.

We ran to the front door witch looked mahogany.

"ok we should be safe here." Charles whispered.

*bang bang bang* the door went.

Soon after the banging stopped.

"Ok we should be-"

"HERE'S HEAVY" a bald man yelled after breaking down the door.

"That is mahogany!" Charles yelled.

"well we should start running away!" Ellie yelled as the big man was breaking through the door.

soon after we started to run as fast as possible and went for the chopper.

we got on not long after we made it and barricaded the roof and entered the helicopter.

"c'mon start, start, yeah" Charles said franticly as Ellie grabbed a sniper rifle and aimed it looking for the sniper.

"ok I think we're in the clear." Charles said after Ellie and I closed the doors.

"oh you think you're safe tee hee." a 30s maniacal voice laughed.

"who's there?" Ellie asked while grabbing her sign out of the glove box.

"well it's the one and only." the voice said.

we were both confused.

"the one and only who?" Ellie asked.

"CARTOON CAT!" a black cat like monster yelled ripping open the helicopter's right door open.

"and his special guess..." a female voice sounding like she was about to sing.

"your new worst nightmare Spinel!" a pink woman with cartoony style clothes and a pink upside down heart jumped to the left side smashing some of the glove box open bringing out a laser pointer.

I looked at the two monsters inching closer

what do I do? well I can't grab them or attack them all I have is- that's it

I pointed the laser at the heart of the pink one knowing what cats love and soon after it was all over the place.

"so many s-shiny red d-dots" the monster said in awe and was putting his paws everywhere until I went slightly up.

to spinel's face.

soon the cat went after her and switched sides.

"you stupid self cleaning bug eyed yellow toothed son of a-" she was cut off by not the laser on her face.

" gosh darn IIIIIIIIIIITTTTT!" she yelled as the cat pounced on her and knocked both of them out the door.

well we're home free, well not home but free at least.

"sorry you're home got destroyed Charles and your helicopter too." Ellie sincerely apologized.

"It's ok you guys didn't do anything but help, but mark my words when I see Copperbottom again I'll rip off his stupid mustache off his stupid face!" he reassured then yelled.

who ever freed the Toppats must be a ruthless monster someone only out for themselves.

 

--dark gumballs POV--

after beaming up the mercs and the hoses I was mad.

"cartoon cat why did you fail me?" I questioned him.

"I'm sorry milord the stickman he used-" I cut him off.

"a laser pointer I know I'm no fool, now cartoon cat this won't go unpunished." I yelled extremely mad at him.

"R.O.Bs I feel like our cat needs some cleaning."

Chapter 11: ch 10- prepare yourself

Chapter Text

-- 10:00 am 5 hours before the attack--

--dark gumball's POV--

after cartoon cat's stupid mistake I've decided to attack dreamland today and to make sure gumball takes his last breath shadow mans newest creation will be going up against hi

--10:25 am--

the minions soon gathered into the auditorium while shadow man and I were on the stage ready to present this monster.

"hewwo hewwo I'd like to present a nightmare upon this base, a monster I tell you!" shadow man yelled.

he grabbed a cage that was no doubt small for a horrible monster.

"behold... Stuart!" he yelled showing... a tiny pink chicken.

really why? why would this be a monster its a bird!

"ok I see you're all like, how's this a monsta? well he's no ordinary chicken he has breegle DNA." he explained.

soon sonic mk s goes up to the stage confused."

"uh why am I here?" he asked as confused as I am

*bock* *bock* the chicken clucked.

"just say something to the chicken sonic." shadow man said excited

"why should I say something to that stupid thing?" sonic said aggravated.

*bawk gawk* it screeched as it jumped towards sonic and brutally pecked him over and over again while sonic cried for mercy.

"uncle, UNCLE!" he cried in pain as his brown scarf was ripped off.

"That's enough Stuart you have proven yourself." I told him as he stopped.

--meanwhile--

--gumballs POV 10:50 am--

I woke up on my bed after Phil and I went back to the castle.

I soon felt something tap my foot something cold and metal I looked over and saw meta knight as everyone calls him at the end of my bed.

"ahh, I see you're awake" he said as his yellow eyes glowed and his hand tapped his mask.

oh no I have to train today.

"now we have to test your... REFLEXES!" he yelled as he threw his hand at me and slapped me in the face.

"oww." I said while rubbing my cheek.

"In some words it's kill or be killed, it's cruel out there in those places, and I hope you and your friends never have to go there." he said with a bleak sad expression coming off his eyes.

"well before we train let's grab some grub." I said excited to grab some grub.

"fine breakfast is the most important meal of the day they say" he said as he walked out.

god I hate this Phil, Darwin, and the others are having a good time while I have to fight off monsters to keep everyone safe.

I hastily dressed myself and ran past the guards and took a look out the window it was a new dawn and time for a new breakfast.

As I was walking down the hall I was stopped by Kirby.

"hey buddy." I said waving in his direction.

"poyo poyo POYO!" he was yelling with excitement.

soon we got to the the table where they were eating waffles.

"Hey gumball." Darwin greeted cheerfully as he munched on his waffles.

"hey man how have you been doing?" I asked concerned.

"I'm doing fine, I miss Carrie though." he said with some sadness in his voice.

"yeah, I miss penny too." I said now feeling even worse.

I wonder how mom and dad feel about us being gone they must be extremely worried.

soon Susie was running with papers in her hand.

"your majesty we have a huge problem!" she said in a panic.

"what is it Susie, plumbing, heating, or cooking?" he said calmly.

"none of those, it's what I found in space last night that will scare you." she said scarred herself.

"oh it can't be- ooh a space restaurant!" he said with excitement.

"no your majesty next to it." she said with annoyance.

" oh mah goodness a space armada." the king said surprised.

a beep came out from Phil's hoodie and he took the telemension out of his pocket.

"*beep* transporting to armada, *beep* Battery low transporting alternative route toppat airship." the machine voice said.

--meanwhile henry's pov 11:00 4 hours before the attack--

we were in the damaged helicopter flying through the fog.

no one was willing to speak not even Charles until we heard a bigger helicopter's blades whooshing right next to us.

Ellie and I looked through the destroyed door and saw red metal then as the chopper moved forward... the toppat symbol.

"INTRUDER ALERT!" the intercom yelled sounding like Reginald.

"uh oh." Charles said.

soon after bullets were whizzing past us as fast as rockets.

then we all saw a green light in the blanket of fog.

"Charles fly, FLY!" Ellie yelled as a bullet nearly hit me in the eye.

we flew all the way to the thing and found it looking like a gateway to a new dimension.

*crack a ting* a bullet hit the engine and with the last bit the chopper fell in the gateway.

now Ellie, Charles, and I were hitting more and more parts of the helicopter soon to crash into the ground.

--Phil's pov 11:05--

I grabbed the circular pad with a green button on it and pressed the button.

"canceling order, thank you for using this service." it said in its robotic tone of voice.

soon after a crash happened outside the castle.

" Dangnabbit Phil first mah glass stained window now mah lawn!" dedede yelled his cyan skin going red.

We all soon ran outside to see a green badly damaged helicopter on fire.

Gumball, Darwin, and Smiley checked the thing for survivors.

"Guys, a little help here." Smiley asked sounding like she lost her breath.

Gumball soon pulled out someone who was extremely slim and bald his head was white.

"I got someone!" He yelled as the person began to wake.

"Suseh we've got survivors ere!" The king yelled in a panic.

"WARP!" Metaknight yelled as he cut the helicopter in half giving time for Phred and Zack to help Smiley out on one half meanwhile Gumball, Darwin, and Anais got the other.

On Gumballs side they pulled another person who had damaged headphones and on Smiley's side a person with red hair and lipstick.

"Oh mah stars, Escargoon get some dees and get these guys to the infirmary!" Dedede yelled to his purple snail.

"Yes your majesty." The snail obliged.

--meanwhile--

--dark Gumballs POV 11:25--

I was sipping my tea in my office looking into the dark abyss of space.

It's cold icy near -100 Kevin and yet it houses multiple heat sources such as stars.

I took a look at my wine glass made of crystal.

Soon I will be an emperor, a ruler of worlds and yet my beginnings are not what you'd expect from an evil genius.

"Sir metal sonic mk s reporting!" Metal called.

"What is it Metal?" I asked in woe.

"oh tis not bad news milord." he said with malicious intent.

"you see sir we've located another emerald muhaha." he chortled.

"where is it then?" I asked on the edge of my seat.

"inside Dedede castles loot room sir." he said.

"oh tell me more metal." I said with some bounce in my voice.

oh this is perfect why run the risk of losing possibly millions of minions when getting the emeralds could just have them hand it to us after we point doomsday at them I thought hearing metal explain everything.

"well metal, sonic, mega, Stuart, and gumbot you 5 shall pull off a heist while the troops distract dedede and his forces."

"yes sir!" they all yelled with enthusiasm.

hell even if we do take dreamland we'll still get an emerald oh this is the greatest plan.

--henry's POV 11:30--

oww my head it hurts why must I feel so much pain.

all I can remember is that we ran away from Charles' house and crashed in a new world

I opened my eyes to see a kid with a green hoodie. no mouth, and he was bald. which isn't a bad thing in fact I'm bald.

"oh sir are you ok?" he asked worried.

I nodded up and down insisting that I was fine.

"o-okay sir whatever you say." he said in a concerned tone of voice.

"oh um what's your name stranger?" he asked looking for some thing.

"Henry stickmin" I told him because he seems to be in a panic.

"ok then I hope you're ok." the kid said.

after that I looked around to see red crosses, ad a patterned white floor after looking I got up and stretched my limbs.

the kid seemed worried but trust me I've been through a lot worse. (like being betrayed).

I walked around in what looked to be the inside of a castle and found Ellie looking around as a girl with yellow skin an orange shirt and blondish brown hair saw me.

"oh hello I'm Smiley." the girl in the orange shirt greeted me.

I waved to her then I checked on Ellie.

"oh, hey henry." she greeted as I walked in the room.

I waved back at her putting on a smile.

soon she got up and we went to Charles.

"*ack* Hey guys just in a lot of pain." he said trying to bring light to the situation at hand.

"my god Charles are you ok?" Ellie asked with a concerned look on her face.

well she must not know about Charles being quite a valiant hero.

--meanwhile--

--gumball's POV 11:40--

ok Gumball concentrate expect the unexpected.

wait I remember something of past experience, On Mr. cuddles' funeral Darwin had trained me to expect anything so now I'm prepared.

"Ok Gumball you are going to be..." the blueberry whispered.

"ATTACKED!" He yelled.

I caught his hand a punched him in the mask.

"*oof*" he said as he rolled down the royal yard.

"How did- you do that?" he asked.

"eh I've practiced before." I made snarky remark.

"with who?" he asked even more surprised.

"Darwin." I answered.

after that he nodded and told me about the hammer and his strength and also his calmness.

"huh, well how do I summon him?" I asked curiously.

"Oh just touch him with the sword simple enough." He said as his mask nearly fell off.

Well I'm getting Darwin to touch this if I don't have to train myself.

--meanwhile--

--Darwin's POV 12:00 3 hours before the attack--

Me, Tiff, Tuff, Phred, Zack, and Anais were exploring wispy woods and its lush green trees and crisp red apples.

"Wow the water is so clean here!" Anais yelled surprised.

I took a closer look and she was right it was as clear as the sky or glass.

After we looked a teal sunfish with orange lips and yellow fins swam up.

"Hey Tiff How are you doing." He asked her in a light silly voice.

"Oh, we're doing fine kine" Tiff responded happily.

"Ello kine, crikey I had a bad time last night." Rick said in his Australian accent all tired.

"Hey Rick what's wrong." Tuff asked with concern.

"Well Anais remember that bat that 5 kid had?" He asked.

"Yeah he nearly killed me with it." Anais said with a look on her face she also scratched her ears.

aw jeez, these guys must be almost or even as evil as Mrs. Robinson to try and kill a 4 year old and believe me she is pure evil.

"Well mate she's been examining it all night and then shouting eureka over and over again." Rick said annoyed to his wits end.

"Wow I'm sorry rick that must've sucked you dry." Phred said as Zack rolled his dot eyes.

after that me, Phred ,Anais ,and Zack introduced ourselves to kine we heard humming in the woods.

"What's that noise?" I asked with suspicion in my voice.

"oh might be Adeline mate, she's the royal painter but she doesn't hang in the castle." Rick said informatively.

soon we all took a look at this Adeline girl and her painting.

as I snuck through some bushes to get closer to the humming I finally went to her.

she was humming a tune as she painted the woods.

She soon looked at me and smiled.

"Hello there mr, I'm Adeline the royal painter." She introduced herself sounding determined.

"Oh I'm Darwin, Darwin Watterson." I said with great interest.

"Well my assistant should be here any second with my new supplies." She said happily.

"Ok well my friends may be here soon" I said being nice as usual.

"Darwin Darwin." I heard Gumballs voice yelling.

"*pant* *huff* *puff* oh God *huff* that was a *pant* work out." He said tired to hell.

"Whatever do you need dude?" I asked him.

"Allow me to knight you." He said excitement beamed in his eye.

"Uhh, what?" I asked with a confused look at him on my face.

"dude I mean pat your shoulders with this." he said pointing up his big ol sword.

"uh he he it would be cool but I don't want to get cut in half, or loose a limb and bleed out." I informed him

"Trust me I won't cut off your arm." He told me and I obliged.

"Ok, I Gumball knight thee sir Darwin of Elmore." He said in a British mocking voice as Adeline looked confused as all heck.

suddenly I felt a huge energy burst in my body and heard someone.

"Darwin you are a chosen one for the hammer as the hammer you must support the sword in his battles and protect the innocent from harm of evil." a mysterious voice told me with some bounce in his voice. with hearing that I saw myself in a void filled with rainbows.

"who a-are you? where am I" I asked starting to get scared.

"trust me I am not goanna hurt ya." he said making me feel a bit better.

--meanwhile--

--dark gumballs POV 12:45--

I looked around my ship painted with vizion metals of red and green no blue

soon me and my accomplices shadow man and exe approached the "fun" room, a room of pure torture devices some of my best work besides gumbot and of course project doomsday or d.o.o.o.m.

as I typed in the passcode shadow man asked me a question

"sir why do we need this room?" he asked with his innocence shining.

"well when our interrogation doesn't work we decide we must force it out, by any means necessary." I said being full on serious looking into his pure white eyes.

see shadow man despite his name and nature is not very mature he is some what of a child, even with his impeccable IQ and the ability of giving emotions to machines and even making life such as Isabelles, yet he still has that childish energy something even I admire.

"sir?" exe said knocking me out of my internal monologue.

"yes now there are two people I wanted to see here." I told them.

the first will obviously be quiz for his numerous escape attempts and some one who saw us in the void.

after entering the password we walked in a room with dim blue lights we've held many in here super mutants, legionaries, hell mercenaries who were over confident have been killed by our torture / execution methods.

soon we got to quiz's chamber. it was damp and smelled horrible.

"w-what are y-you doing here?" he asked scarred after what happened last time.

instead of your run of the mill blue face black suit he had multiple lashes on his face with some bleeding, burn marks on his arms, and his clothes were tattered beyond recognition.

"quiz I want to make you an offer you shouldn't refuse." I told him looking into his bruised eye.

"What you monster?" he said.

"OK I think you might want to stop and change your adatude or things may get..."I paused putting on a pair of plastic White gloves.

"VIOLENT." I said looking into his fear filled eyes.

"Shadow man bring me the helmet of control!" I yelled.

"Yes sir." he said snapping his fingers and turning transparent. that transparent ability is something that confuses me it basically allows him to pass through walls but he uses it for transportation basically.

"exe hold him down." I said looking at the blue demonic hedgehog. usually he's always down but this time he looked sadden like he felt remorse for this blue skinned jackass.

before he was a blue demon taking form of a blue spikey hedgehog with a pure black eye with two red dots and blood coming out the eye and even if he brushed his teeth they'd still be stained with blood of all of his victims that he tortured he was a merciless coldblooded killer yet why now does he have remorse.

"Sir I got it." Shadow Man said holding the squares helmet glowing a green Aura.

The helmet of control was created as a neurologic control experiment after me and eggman looked at the animals from the green hills. Soon after we discovered a new way to create mindless beings.

"put it on shadow man!" I said swinging my hand over to quiz in a menacing tone.

he gently set it on his head where it molded into his head from its square shape like the man legate lanius.

soon quiz's entire face was covered in iron goo stuff.

"ha you think covering me in mercury will do anything?" quiz asked in a sarcastic tone

"oh quiz you foolish useless clown you seem to not know how this works," soon sounds within the mask started to happen

"first it clamps onto you making you unable to take it off." I said as exe and shadow man held him down.

"no, No, NO GET ME- LET ME OUT PLEASE!" quiz said panicking.

"then a gas releases out disabling the nervous system for a few minutes making you unable to move." I said as puffing noises were coming out.

"AAHHHH NO PLEASE STOP IT I'LL DO ANYTHING, WHY CAN'T I MOVE TAKE IT OOOFFFF!" he screamed as he tried to move.

and finally quiz as you can see the syringe at your face it is filled with the serum that will surrender your mind to me.

"PLEASE I'LL DO ANYTHIN, ANYTHING JUST MAKE IT- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH." he made the most blood curdling scream I've ever heard in years since, her.

soon after two minutes the screams finally ended and he just laid there motionless.

A couple minutes went by and he soon got up and just stood there.

"Quiz do you obey me and my associates?" I asked hoping he's not a zombie and is goanna eat me.

"YES MASTER I WILL AWAYS OBEY YOU"

amazing it worked it actually worked you know what cancel the other torture session commence the attack.

"shadow man launch the black airship!" I said enthusiastically

"Ok sir I'll give those orders to copperbottom." he said taking out his phone.

soon I directed myself back to my office and took out my communication device and texted metal.

attack is up commence steal emerald 4.

yes sir the bots and I are on it.

 

well now that's done, soon the black airship will be launched what is the big deal some commoner may ask it's just sounds like the original but black well it has multiple laser, ballistic, and explosive cannons, an electromagnetic shield, multiple sound disruptors, multiple nuclear warheads, and an invisibility cloak.

soon we will take dreamland and if not the chaos emerald shall belong to us.

 

--meanwhile--

--Reginald's pov-- I got up from the chair in the employee lounge the chair it was blue with white stripes, I looked around k.rool the big croc with a red cape and a crown and spade the blue and white king of cards also with a crown and a stomach mouth with a whip coming out were playing foosball I could tell spade was losing since his belly mouth was frowning.

Ridley was playing on the super nentindo playing as a man dressed in red, his tail was mechanical a cylinder attached to flesh on the top what looked like a cyclone and 3 metal prods on it making a peace symbol.

my phone started making it's remix of gangsta 4 life by str8 shoota it's funkin.

"hello? this is Reginald copperbottom speaking." I said hastily.

"yes copperbutt it's me shadow man me and right hand man are waiting for ya."

"ok where are you two?" I asked.

"the landing bay tell the other villains that the attack is on." he commanded

--beep--

all right then, I'll do the thing.

"oh come on that was pure luck!" spade yelled after losing the foosball game.

"hey dumbasses we gotta get going, the new prototype is to be used for the attack on dreamland." Ridley said with a bit of scruff sounding not in the mood for k.rool and spade's crud.

--2 minutes later--

I saw right hand man and that thing the shadow boy, he just creeps me out his child like demeanor yet his intellect the way he thinks is fascinating the ability to recreate life and sentence into robotics yet he acts like a kid a 5 year old.

"Oi Reggie o'er here!" my right hand man yelled to me.

I soon ran over there as fast as I could but being in prison for a month or two doesn't help.

"*huff puff* so what did you want to show me" I asked long breaths going in between my words

soon I took a look at the glass behind them and saw the toppat logo but there was black surrounding it.

"what is this?" I asked in awe

"Reginald behold the black airship the newest tech from your boss, with multiple cannons each shooting different forms of ammo from bullets to missiles, it can also turn invisible and has an electromagnetic shield for your protection, sound disruptors for some reason, and if things go extremely wrong nukes, that's it nothing else like a good ol nuke to kill a town or a city." the shadow explained

well this attack will swift and smooth henry stickmin will taste my vengeance for the clan!

Chapter 12: The last bit

Summary:

The final chapter of this cringe

Chapter Text

--3rd person POV--

Reginald entered the black airship and as he entered a flash of memories waved on him his first moments entering the airship, becoming the leader of the clan after Terrance, and finally... Henry, that word it continued to ring in his head as another started to fade in REVENGE.

--meanwhile--

Metal beamed himself down to a world he despised, dreamland. it's cute plastic aesthetic and worse he had to come with his older yet idiotic brother sonic. Yet there was someone else gumbot they made this experience somewhat better.

"Metal why are we stealwing?" The little brother mega asked in his innocent voice

"Well it's for the greater good, the king is greedy and doesn't use the chaos emeralds to their full potential." The metallic hedgehog said knowing that would convince Mega.

"Affirmative it will ensure our success upon gumball." Gumbot said with stereotypical robot voice.

"Wow can you at least use emotion in a single sentence, I mean we need to stand on this volcano and overheat in this world of cute things and I can't get a single emotional response from you!" Sonic ranted as he did in many missions before.

"Look sonic we just have to wait for the airship to arrive then for Ridley to give us the signal then we are outta here." Metal explained to his brother's thick metallic skull.

Even though he looked organic sonic was like them a machine he was a perfect replica of sonic the hedgehog except he put on a lot of bandages.

Their mission was to wait until the choppers started coming down so Metal decided to sit down on the grass.

--EXE'S POV--

I walked down to the Black airship knowing that this is one of my boss's favorite creations, but I have to ask why use this for a fake attack it's just hoping to be blown up to hell.

I finally went inside and was greeted by suspicious looking jelly beans in space suits asking me for a card.

I handed it to him and went onwards looking at the rainbow beans.

From what I heard dark gumball got these things from another universe and put them in competition.

Two shape shifters and 8 crewmates.

If the imposters get ejected into space the crewmates find jobs based off what they did, it was also if tasks were done they'd win but that rarely happened.

"Shadow man how have the diagnostic test gone?"

"Preettyy goood the ship will be down in dreamland in about five minutes and we will colonize it like Brits." Shadow man said.

"Alright I'll tell the boss." I said as I thought about being the only EXE out there better than lord X, better than exetior, the very best there ever was and will be.

"Get those stickmen on the way to destroying that dedede castle and make it a broken castle run down by ignorance."

"alright!" Shadow man then whizzed away

*attention, the black airship is now launching, please back away from the landing doc imminently!* the speaker system said after the agents of S.H.E.T had boarded it, this was going to be a fun one.

-Meanwhile-

-gumball's POV-

I've been resting a bit with Phil, Smiley, and Anais as Darwin was testing his new weapon out with the king of dreamland.

"so let me think this through, you have a sword and Darwin gets a hammer, what do I get?" Anais asked.

just then a mysterious voice rang out.

"That is for you to find out." My trainer Meta knight said from the shadows.

Anais then grabbed the sword and blacked out like Darwin did when he was "knighted"

As she did the sky soon started turning red as Phil checked his watch for the time.

"Huh, only three pm, do red thunderstorms happen?" he asked.

"not at all, red thunder is a preposterous idea to think." Metaknight said looking up.

"Attention Dreamland, this is an invasion from the black-kat military please surrender peacefully or we'll be forced to do an attack on this town and destroy it, so please hand over the city peacefully." A British voice said as a giant airship flew into view.

"What the what!" I yelled as we ran to the front of the castle seeing Smiley and the others.

"The heck is that!" Smiley yelled as Zack stared in disbelief.

"The airship, those toppats built a bigger one." Charles said spitting.

"Well let them toppats know that they ain't taking my kingdom!" The king yelled.

"Yeah, blow the top off their hats." Escargoon yelled.

"We see that your not surrendering, well long live the king as thy say." the man spoke again as robots started hopping down.

-3rd person POV-

Robs, claptraps, and Toppat members were dropping down into cappy town before the blueberry knight slashed a Rob in half.

"Seems he's half of what he used to be." Metaknight said.

The robots all aimed at him before the knight teleported away to their confusion before the king ran a few of them over.

"Talk about oil spills" Escargoon said chuckling as robot oil was spilled on the street.

Suddenly the car was stopped by a croc.

"Hey who stoppin my joy ride.

"Whell whows a cwoc do it for you?" King k. Rool asked throwing the car up knocking out escargoon but not the king who was having none of that.

"So dat dere's the way ya wanna play eh?"

Dedede then took his mallet out and whacked the croc in the face with it then the knight kicked him back to the penguin who hit him upwards into the police station.

"heh heh heh, go back to the swamp croccy!" The king yelled.

Metaknight was then grabbed by a purple flash which was Ridley who threw the berry upwards and threw up fire while the knight flew up and shot a sword beam canceling each other out.

"So we finally have a way to make the classic trope a reality." Ridley said grinning making his mechanical tail a saw blade.

their weapons hit eachother with sparks flying out from each side at high speeds while the kings still fought.

K.rool was on the ground as Dedede raised his hammer about to crush the croc into a carpet but something caught his hammer, a spade whip if you will.

"What the-" The king was cut off as the king of spades threw the hammer away from his hands giving K.rool the chance to kick Dedede in the stomach.

Spade then held the king by the back throwing him at K.rool who punched the penguin upwards into the flyfight between metaknight and Ridley

meanwhile gumball and his friends ran outside to the town trying to help stop the invasion.

"Why not use the dang sword!" Phil yelled.

Gumball then grabbed the handle and looked for a robot to fight since to be honest that's a lot less traumatizing than a living thing getting cut open.

he saw a R.O.B then slashed at it rapidly, confusing it then scoring a hit on the face.

"Gah, why didn't you use the sharp side!" It yelled angrily.

"Oh, that's right!" Gumball yelled as the robot realized what it said.

"N-n-now wait we can- AH!" The rob yelled as gumball sliced it's face into triangles like a sandwich.

"huh, I did pretty good on that." The blue cat said before Darwin smacked a Clap-trap into one of the other robots.

"Yeah don't get too cocky." Phil said looking for a weapon to fight off the invaders.

However 5 appeared with his bat in tow to show these guys who the hell is boss.

"Well well well, if it ain't Eggface, and his friends." 5 said

And that's all I wrote, and I'm done with this, admittedly badly written story, it was fun, but I moved on, I highly recommend reading my other works here, this story is over and laid to rest.