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  1. The Unexpected by

    Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)  

    18 Dec 2016

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    Bilbo Baggins was not like other hobbits. Sure, he used to be, many years ago: as cheerful as any other hobbit, with a pudgy middle and a decent appreciation for gardening. But now, he lay behind closed doors, keeping his face hidden in shadow. Nobody knew quite what happened, only that he'd gone out one day with an easy smile and came back with a lowered head and the evidence of something unspeakable shown on his feet. He lived quietly, in the shadows, from then on.

    Until a pack of dwarves and a wizard tumbled through his doorway.

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