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Uzui has added RenRen + 14 others..

**Uzui named the group  Flamboyantly Flamboyant**

Uzui: Welcome my flamboyants of flamboy

Sanemi: What the fuck is this bullshit Uzui

Shinobu: Such vulgar language at early in the morning, what happened to you?

Sanemi: Fuck you 

Shinobu: Now that’s not very nice is it?

Sanemi: 😐

Uzui: Now Now, calm your tits, this was purely made for communication purposes

Giyu: “Communication Purposes”, it would be better if I wasn’t involved in this

Giyu has left Flamboyantly Flmaboyant

Sabito has added Giyu to Flamboyantly Flamboyant

Sabito: Lighten up Giyu, this might be helpful in the future 

Tanjiro: Hello everyone, and that’s right!! This might be very fun indeed

Mitsuri: Ahhh Tanjiro, always as kind as ever <3

Tanjiro: ^__^

Sanemi: It’d be better if Giyu had just left 😒

Giyu: Shut up we all know you’re just here for Obanai

Iguro: 😐

Sanemi: You little bitch

Giyu: I guess I was correct

Giyu has deleted a message

Uzui: Apart from whatever that was… where are the rest? Wakey wakeyyyy 

Uzui: @everyone

Iguro: Holy fucking shit shut the fuck up

Mitsuri: I was playing with nezuko but please don’t do that again ! :(

Sanemi: Fucking fuck off

Sabito: What I’m busy 

Sanemi: Busy playing fucking MC with Giyu 😐

Sabito: 🖕

Muichiro: I was asleep what do you want

Zenitsu: Why am I here, Just to suffer

Inosuke: I was fgehtirhng Kamado Kabmdosho

Giyu: Who

Genya: Muichiro, hello!!

Muichiro: Oh, hello :)

Genya: Let’s go hang out at campus, I have a bento I made. I’d like to share it with you!

Muichiro: Of course, I’ll meet you there

Genya: Alright :))

Sanemi: stupid sappy brother, it’s 1:58 fucking AM

Uzui: You’ll never find love

Sanemi: K

Shinobu: Mitsuri would you like to go to the convenience store with me?

Mitsuri: At 2 AM… sure I gues. I’ll do anything with you Shinobu !! <3

Shinobu: <33333

Iguro: Do your sappy lovey shit somewhere else smh

Shinobu: Mad cause I stole youre girlfriend 👩🏼

Iguro: stfu fuck off

Shinobu: woah okay

Nezuko: no words

Kanoa: Hm, interesting. Nezuko I’m coming over 

Nezuko: Wwait what okay

Muichiro: pain

Genya: Let’s go back to our dorms

Muichiro: Why

Genya: Because I said so, I’ll walk you to your dorm if you’d like :-)

Muichiro:..Fine

Kyoujuro: Sigh, Uzui why can’t we be like this

Uzui: Come back and sleep with me

Kyoujuro: Fine 😒😒😒😒

Kanoa: You guys are all fucking simps 

Shinobu: Kanoa shut up and go back to face eating with Nezuko

Kanoa: WHAT

4 AM - Flamboyantly Flamboyant 

Sabito: Sure is quiet in here huh

Kyoujuro: Yep :((

Uzui: Maybe because it’s 4 in the fucking morning

Sabito: Your point ? 🤨

Uzui: my point is you get your ass back to sleep

Sabito: Fine 🖕

Kyoujuro: Loser

Uzui: you too

Kyoujuro: yes sir 😰

Uzui: good

4PM - Flamboyant of  Flamboyant

Kanoa: goodmorning 

Tanjiro: what it’s 4 PM

Kanoa: what abt it

Tanjiro: O- I- okay

Zenitsu: Guys I just walked in a bunch of fucking seniors makin out

Inosuke: Beatsh theru assesd 

Zenitsu: what 

Uzui: very flamboyant thing to wake up to, mind telling me who the seniors were?

Giyu: probably Akaza and Douma, you already know how in love Douma is with Akaza

Uzui: oh yeah right

Giyu: Iguro remember that time you peed your pants when talking to someone who literally has bird shit for their hair

Iguro: UNCALLED FOR

Shinobu: I’m actually crying what 😭😭

Sabito: Giyu..

Giyu: No, I need something smh

Iguro: Fucking hell what do you get out of torturing me 😐

Giyu: An errand boy

Iguro: Omfg what now

Giyu: Do my math home work

Iguro: WE ARENT EVEN IN THE SAME CLASS

Giyu: Didn’t ask that now do my homework

Iguro: FINE

Tanjiro: .. what 🙁

Inosuke: hwats

Shinobu: help

Giyu: L

Genya: I’m

Kyoujuro: Good afternoon, everyone. It’s currently 6PM wakey wakeyyy

Uzui: DONT PING

Kyuojuro: Wasnt planning on doing it, unlike you idiot

Kyoujuro: Didn’t you drop your phone in the fountain by the way?

Uzui: Shut the fuck up living hot Cheeto looking ass bitch of a husband

Kyoujuro: Your sleeping on the fucking couch asshole

Uzui: WAIT IM SORRY

Muichiro: 10# Most Dramatic Heartbreak J-Drama Films in the whole 2021

Genya: What the actual fuck

Muichiro: Language

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1 AM - Flamboyantly Flamboyant

Sabito: Literally gtfo out of my fucking DMS @Iguro

Iguro: No you

Sabito: It’s as if you can even fucking handle looking at your crush w/o pissing

Iguro: You literally shit your pants whenever you fucking meet yours

Shinobu: Do you guys have piss/shit kinks 🙁

Iguro: STFU

Uzui: Oh no guys the girls are fighting

Sabito: Bruh

Iguro: Fucking anyways, Sabito can you even look at him in the eyes

Sabito: without pissing, yes I can

Iguro: It’s one AM bruh I can’t do this

Sabito: Loser

Iguro: shut up

Sabito: No you

Iguro: I told you to first

Shinobu: I am officially blocking you both, those messages just made me age 59 years older.

Iguro: @Sabito I’m ducking coming

Sabito: Those typos don’t look very threatening to me

Iguro: fuck off, delete those fucking photos

Sabito: Goodluck with trying to

Iguro: Y’know what fuck you, keep them up. 

Sabito: oh? What’s this? Do you find the photo cute

Iguro: It’s more then anything you’ll ever have asshole 

Shinobu: It’s still early in the morning shut up

Mitsuri: This is something else

Kyuojuro: awoken to this bullshit

Uzui: Risin from the dead

Kyoujuro: Oh right how was the couch

Uzui: I thought you loved me

Kyoujuro: yeah yeah yeah

Uzui: 😐🖕

Genya: I MISS THE RAGE ⁉️ I MISS THE RAGE ⁉️ I MISS THE RAGE ⁉️ I MISS THE RAGE ⁉️ I MISS THE RAGE ⁉️ I MISS THE RAGE ⁉️ I MISS THE RAGE ⁉️ I MISS THE RAGE ⁉️ I

Muichiro: what

Genya: My brother just looked at his phone and he’s now blushing like rlly hard someone help

Genya: oops, he’s know thrown it across the room

Giyu: Let me guess it was Iguro

Genya: Yep

Giyu has deleted 1 message

Sanemi: I’m back, @Genya suck my ass. Anyways can we change the gc name

Uzui: No, I like it 😒 it’s a good name

Sanemi: ..no, it really isn’t

Uzui: Perish

Mitsuri: I just finished watching Anohana and..

I fucking hate this stupid bitchass of a fucking series. I didn’t expect to be sobbing my eyes out, again. It’s like the 2939th time I’ve watched it but the last scene always gotta hit the mf hard. I hate this fucking series, what was the fuckinf reansong. You didn’t have to make me fucking cry leik that. There was no reason so why. What was the point  I was sobbing the fuck out of my eyes. I think I started pissing a bit. This isnt fair, why do your favourite characters always have to fucking die I hate this and I hate this movie and I hate you bruh I’m gonna fuckinf lock myself in my room and sob uncontrollably until I find something to make me happy. Stupid fucking son of a bitch series

Shinobu: you never learn

Mitsuri: shut the fuck up

Shinobu: …. I’m coming over

Uzui: wtf

Kyoujuro: lost for words

Muichiro: I’m- what

Sanemi: what the actually fuck

Sabito: Bye- what is that

Giyu: Shinobu control your bae 😰😰😰

Sabito: Giyu don’t be rude

Giyu: HOW WAS THAT RUDE

Sanemi: Bro you blushing real hard

Iguro: wait you guys are together Rn?

Giyu: yes, jealous? 😂

Iguro: No stfu delete that

Giyu has deleted 1 message

Giyu: You lucky he busy eating Rn bruh

Iguro: 🖕

Sabito: You guys are so dense it makes me cry

Shinobu: Like you guys are any better

Uzui: GUYS RENGOKU JUST THREW IT BACK

Tanjiro: wait what, what’s that?

Zenitsu: it’s when you throw your ass back

Tanjiro: ohhh, that’s such a weird thing to do

Giyu: Send it over I’m gonna make an edit to that shit omfg

Sabito: GIYU WHAT

Uzui: Send it to me afterwards @Giyu

Giyu: I gotchuu

Iguro: this is out of line for me but do you reckon he’d do Meghan knees

Sanemi: probably not

Giyu: wow Sanemi and Iguro… interacting??!!?!!

Sabito: what a first

Iguro: wait what? Isn’t that what we already do?

Sabito: I will dig your grave for you @Sanemi

Sanemi: Fuck off 😭😭

Shinobu: I’m shitting tears right now

Giyu: GUYS I FINISHED IT

Kyoujuro: Fuck you, send it anyways

Giyu: [insert video]

Kyoujuro: wait I actually look hot

Giyu: Credits to me 😒😒

Shinobu: That’s hot

Uzui: Back off that ass is mine

Shinobu: I already have a beautiful piece of ass sitting right next to me

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Uzui: yeha that’s right 😒

Sabito: Same old shit bruh, just a different day. Y’all always be fighting like stfu

Shinobu: You and Iguro were literally fighting liek 4 Hours ago

Sabito: Who asked

Shinobu: 😐

Muichiro: People suck but have you guys ever met anyone that’s fun with a horrible personality

Giyu: @Sanemi

Sanemi: 😐

Sabito: @Iguro

Iguro: Fuck you too dumb piece of shit

Sabito: Suck my dick

Iguro: No thanks

Shinobu: Oh my god please shut up

Mitsuri: .. If you guys would like to calm down we can go to the skate park!!, it’s 4AM but you guys clearly seem distracted

Kyoujuro: Uzui we’re going.

Uzui: wait what okay

Kyoujuro: Hold on a sec

Gyoumei: what is this

Uzui: Omg you have been dead for the past 5 weeks

Gyoumei: yes now bye

Kyoujuro: I- Okay 🙁

Iguro: I’ll be going I think

Sanemi: Giyu and I are already there hurry up

Shinobu: I- anyone else??

Sabito: I’ll be there

Muichiro: Putting Genya to sleep sorry

Sanemi: better take care of the wimp

Muichiro: Yeah yeah

Shinobu: Mitsuri is of course coming, so you all better hurry up. We’ll be bringing food aswell so

Mitsuri: We’ll be bring bento, onigiri and dango!! Mochi if we’re lucky

Sanemi:.. can you get Ohagi

Shinobu: Why not

Giyu: You still like Ohagi ? 😭

Sanemi: who doesn’t

Muichiro: 😲

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2:37 AM - Friday

”Shinobu-San!!, I’ve arrived. What a wonderful night it is” Mitsuri smiled. Her smile was still bright and shining despite it being so early in the morning.

”Hello, Mitsuri” Shinobu greeted, dragging Mitsuri closer to her. The other lady giggled and leant in closing the gap. 

“Gross” Sanemi spat out, “Let them have their moment Sanemi” Giyu said, Sabito walking beside him. 

Iguro hopped off the branch that he was sitting on and carefully put his bento down, “I’ve been waiting with Shinobu, do you know how painfully long that was?”

“Shut up Iguro, we weren’t even talking” Shinobu said, gripping Mitsuri closer to her. Sanemi forced himself to plaster a ‘totally-not-interested-into-this-man-face’, whispering a curse at himself for struggling at doing so

“Hoplessly inlove, aren’t you” Giyu said, soon causing a commotion.

The single sentence had ended up in absolute chaos. With Sanemi chasing Giyu down the street with his skateboard, throwing the skateboard at Giyu and Sabito and Iguro pulling the two off eachother. While this had occurred, Shinobu and Mitsuri were just laying in the centre of the skatepark, talking about who knows what completely unbothered.

Uzui and Kyoujuro soon arrived afterwards, the chaos calming down infront of the two. As they walked they could see a faint outline of sabito, probably lecturing Giyu from the looks of it. Sanemi seemed to be sitting as well, but Iguro was infront of him, arms crossed. Kyoujuro and Uzui both exchanged curious looks then looked back at the 4, sighing.

“It happened again didn’t?” Uzui said, a cocky look on his face.

“THIS WAS THE FIRST TIME, SHIT FACE” Sanemi explained, fist clenching together.

“Shut up, your too loud.” A now cold expression on Giyu’s face.

“Sanemi, you’re forgetting something.” Mitsuri said bringing a plate of Ohagi in one hand and a stack of bentos in the other. Shinobu had ended up carrying the dango and onigiri, drinks in the backpack she was carrying.

“We figured we should wait for the two to finish their lectures, I’m pretty sure that the food would have calmed you down. Shinobu and I were just lost in the conversation we had, sorry!” Mitsuri said, a bashful expression on her face. Shinobu just put the food down and gripped Mitsuri’s now free hand. “You guys better be grateful” The friend group had only hummed as a response, too busy engulfing their food.

“Sanemi calm down, the Ohagi isn’t going to run away”

“Shut up, Iguro” Sanemi glared, then stopped to smack Giyu in the back of the head as he ‘awed’.

“Sanemi, I’m guessing you forgot about the lecture. Would you like for me to give you a proper punishment at my place?”

That was it, that was all it took for Sanemi to explode and blush furiously. Then silence loomed over them, the others staring at them in disbelief.

“ooouuu, I guess Iguro isn’t that dense after all” Giyu retorted, in return he got a smack on the back of his head from Sabito.

“Giyu shut the fuck up” Sanemi glared as he scoffed down the Ohagi, quickly announcing his leave

“Huh… did I say something wrong Sanemi?” He said gripping the other boys hand. ‘This idiot know what he’s doing huh’ Shinobu thought. She smirked at the two.

“Well, Uzui and I have to go. It was nice talking with you guys” Kyoujuro said, quickly trying to escape the awkward tension. “Wait what, okay-“ Uzui was cut off as Kyoujuro quickly grasped his hand and got dragged away.

Sanemi got pulled down and forced to crouch down beside Iguro. “It makes me cringe at just how out of line Iguro looks right now” Giyu whispered to Sabito. Sabito nodded, agreeing.

A couple hours later of talking random and useless bullshit, Giyu had ended up falling asleep on Sabito’s shoulder. Despite the voice screaming in his heart, his face had remained calm and collected. To him at least. It had gotten late so both Mitsuri and Shinobu had fallen asleep together, and Sanemi managing to rest on Iguro’s lap. Iguro patted Sanemi’s hair, the white smooth hair tangling in between Iguro’s fingers. Both men sighed and agreed that one would rest while the other stayed awake to be on the look out for danger. It was Iguro who had ended up staying awake, with nothing to do obviously boredom got to him. He slid out his phone and took a couple of photos of the both Giyu and Sabito, also stealing a couple of Shinobu and Mitsuri.

Iguro had stopped taking photos as both of the “couples” began to awake, he made a quick detour to throw the leftover rubbish away and announced that he was going to go and bring Sanemi to his dorm to rest. Iguro tended to act dense but he knew exactly what was going on.

He laid Sanemi down on his bed and made a quick not to make sure to post those photos

8:36 AM - Giyu’s Dorm

Giyu laid limp in his dormitory room, Sabito somehow managing to carry him. Sabito had made tea and rested it on the on the bedside table, along with a note

I made tea for you, there’s left over bento on your countertop. Make sure to eat, alright? Take care of yourself now.

Giyu flushed, a very very bright pink. His head looked down and hurried his face in his hands and he groans. “Omygod my face is so warm, I’m probably overthinking it. After all he is always so kind” he mumbled. He groaned even louder and he decided to finally get up, drink the tea and get ready for his classes

9 AM - Iguro’s Dorm

“What the fuck where the fucking hell am I-?” Trying to feel around, to see where the hell he was. Only to find out that he was laying next to someone. “Holy fucking shit what the actually fucking fuck” then that’s when realisation hit him. The mask covering his hair, the thick black hair. ‘What the fuck this is going way too quickly’ he got up quickly to calm his reddening face. He was ever so fucking grateful that that group chat was made. He made tea and looked around the home or dorm or whatever. He was awed, the fact that Iguro’s place felt so comforting endeared him, then he caught a glimpse of a photo frame. The picture somewhat looked like his family.

“Don’t you know that snooping around peoples places is quite rude?” And Sanemi snapped out of his startled by the voice that had come out of no where.

“I- well I just thought this picture was nice, don’t you think it’s a bit rude to walk up on someone”

“I don’t think that counts fool. I’m going to make breakfast, you can leave once it’s eaten”

“Alright..” Sanemi’s mind fuzzed and soon filled of thoughts of Iguro. ‘so he can cook aswell..’

Sanemi opened his phone and clicked the Titter app open, which was a total mistake.

Iguro @snakebad • 2h - 7:21 AM

Look at this cute hangout, totally normal. Nothing weird, apart from the fact that Sabito and Giyu are literally sleep fucking.

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5:23 AM • 10/09/2021

Shino @butterhash • 2h

ahhh!, thats so cute. @MitsuRitsu Look it’s us in the bg!!

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KANROJI @MitsuRitsu • 2h

its sailing guys!! It’s sailing!!

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BENTEN @uzuitengen • 2h ago

Be carful.. I think you guys might have awake 

the devil

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SABITO @snakea

Watch fucking out, I’m fucking coming for you Iguro

Sanemi sighed, a long dragged out tired sigh.