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Part 2 of Jelly and Kisa's Podcasts
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Published:
2021-11-28
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2021-11-29
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1,393
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[Podcast] HAROLD THEY'RE MARRIED

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Summary:

WangXian are married and they have a son. But other people get married too!

Notes:

Thanks again to folks for having blanket permissions so we could do these fun cold reads and trailers and please do support these authors' works!

Chapter 1: The bachelorette party

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*plays wedding march*

WELCOME! Our theme this month is Weddings!

We've got recs, trailers, and cold reads about a variety of pairings! We went fishing to bring you a wide variety of happy, fun, fluffy fics this time to give you a hit of seratonin as the multi-holiday season comes up on us.

This is just a couple hours of us waxing poetic about our favorite fics and podfics and a couple of cold reads and beautiful trailers. Roadmap and timings in chapter 2 and all the links (plus a bunch of WangXian wedding recs too) in chapter 3. Enjoy!

Chapter 2: The wedding

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Podcast: HAROLD THEY'RE MARRIED with Jelly and Kisa (2:03:37 | 170 Mb)
Stream or download at that link

Podcast Roadmap
00:32 Intros and hellos
08:35 Podfic recs (see next chapter for more info!)
42:10 Cold read of Apparently Two but One in Soul, written by aubreyli read by Jellyfishfire (rated Teen and Up, No Archive Warnings apply, tags include Wedding Fluff, author attempts poetry, mawage is wot bwings us togeder today, Canon Compliant)
58:40 Trailer for seldom all they seem, written by Fahye, read and edited by jellyfishfire (24,930 words, rated Explicit, No Archive Warnings Apply, tags include Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Arranged Marriage, or rather Arranged Betrothal, followed by Weapons-Grade Thirst)
59:58 Fic recs (see next chapter for more info!)
1:20:28 Trailer of By 30 written by x_los, read by kisahawklin, edited by jellyfishfire (2,298 words, rated Teen and Up, No Archive Warnings apply, tags include Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Accidental Marriage, Fake/Pretend Relationship, Friends to Lovers, Didn't Know They Were Dating, Mutual Pining, Fuck Trees)
1:23:31 Cold read of A Lot's Gonna Change, written by etymologyplayground, read by kisahawklin (rating Teen and Up, No Archive Warnings Apply, tags include Meet-Cute, Weddings, Humor, Banter, Flirting, Slow Dancing, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Sexual Tension)
1:59:36 Thank-yous and goodbyes

Chapter 3: The honeymoon

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Podfic Recs

Happy Wife, Happy Life, written by nirejseki, read by Opalsong
Podfic length: 20:52, Rating: Teen and Up, No Archive Warnings Apply, Tags Include: different social dynamics, wife is a gender neutral term, Unexpected pairings

to recollect and long for, written by mme_anxious, read by pumpkinpaix
Podfic length: 28:13, Rating: Teen and Up, No Archive Warnings Apply, Tags Include: Angst, Humor, Fluff, weird mix of book and live action, Forehead Ribbons, Family Feels, Weddings, Sort Of, jiang cheng is mentioned but that's all i could manage, POV Multiple FYI: apparently the issue with the file was my connectivity - seems fine now!

Both Showing Hearts, written by spodumene, read by blackglass
Podfic length: 2:31:58, Rating: Explicit, No Archive Warnings Apply, Tags Include: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Romantic Comedy, Established Relationship, Marriage Proposal, Getting Together, Fluff and Humor

Fic Recs included in the podcast

An Elegant Solution, written by giraffeter
Word count: 205,135, Rating: Explicit, No Archive Warnings Apply, Ship: Nie Mingjue/Lan Wangji/Wei Wuxian, Tags Include: Arranged Marriage, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Alternate Universe - Arranged Marriage, Fix-It, Polyamory

As long as stars are above you, written by Sevidri
Word count: 1,192, Rating: Teen and Up, No Archive Warnings Apply, Pairing: Jiang Yanli/Jin Zixuan, Tags Include: Wedding Fluff, Fluff, Nervousness, Wedding Night, Declarations Of Love

Marriage Troubles, written by nirejseki
Word count: 1367, Not Rated, No Archive Warnings Apply, Pairing: Jiang Cheng/Nie Huaisang, Tags Include: weird sect rituals, Ace Jiang Cheng, Marriage

An Event of Somewhat Clandestine Chaos, written by kiranokira
Word count: 3692, Rating: Teen and Up, No Archive Warnings Apply, Pairing: Jin Ling/Lan Sizhui, Tags Include: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, One Big Happy Family, Found Family, Eloping, Wei Wuxian the Dubiously Helpful Uncle, Jin Ling the Troublemaker Across All Universes, Yanli the Best Person

but, i think it's finally safe for me to fall, written by sunstainedsheets
Word count: 41,272 Rating: Teen and Up, No Archive Warnings Apply, Pairing: Wang Yibo/Xiao Zhan, Tags Include: Interview style, Wedding VCR Style, Romantic Fluff, Wedding Fluff, Tooth-Rotting Fluff, basically all kinds of fluff, bjyx, 向全世界安利一战组合

Trailers

Trailer of By 30 written by x_los, read by kisahawklin, and edited by jellyfishfire
2,298 words, rated Teen and Up, No Archive Warnings apply, tags include Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Accidental Marriage, Fake/Pretend Relationship, Friends to Lovers, Didn't Know They Were Dating, Mutual Pining, Fuck Trees

Trailer of seldom all they seem written by Fahye, read and edited by jellyfishfire
24,930 words, rated Explicit, No Archive Warnings Apply, tags include Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Arranged Marriage, or rather Arranged Betrothal, followed by Weapons-Grade Thirst

WangXian Marriage fic recs not included in the podcast

soft-hearted by sarahyyy
Lan Zhan finds Wei Ying when he's small and he grows up in the Cloud Recesses.
6465 Words, Rated General Audiences, No Archive Warnings Apply, Tags Include: Alternate Universe, Childhood Friends, Hurt/Comfort, Getting Together, First Kiss, Wedding Fluff

Marital Claims by yeolinski
They're lawyers, they get married and no one believes them.
5786 Words, Rated Mature, No Archive Warnings Apply, Tags Include: Alternate Universe - Lawyers, the juniors are interns, Accidental Marriage, nobody believes they're married basically

a stone to break your soul, a song to save it by rikke
It's the #1 WangXian fic on AO3 for a reason!
180,247 Words, Rated Mature, No Archive Warnings Apply, Tags Include: Arranged Marriage, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence

happy not knowing by plonk
LAN XICHEN, WORLD'S BIGGEST HIMBO
16,406 Words, Not Rated, Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Tags Include: Canon Era, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Established Relationship

standing engagement by x_los
Lan Wangji thinks they're engaged and that Wei Wuxian knows this - Wei Wuxian does NOT know this.
18,013 Words, Rated Mature, No Archive Warnings Apply, Tags Include: Jingyi but like--in the womb, Misunderstandings, Accidental Engagement, Sunshot Campaign (Módào Zǔshī), Golden Core Reveal (Módào Zǔshī), Canon-Typical Violence, Accidental Relationship, Wēn Qíng Lives (Módào Zǔshī), Everybody Lives

dream of a funeral; hear of a marriage by defractum
Lan Zhan says he will only marry the person who can best him in combat and gets randomly attacked all over the place; takes place during canon (Wei Wuxian's second life).
26,565 Words, Rated Teen and Up, No Archive Warnings Apply, Tags Include: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Happy Ending, Domestic Fluff, First Time, Fluff and Humor

love, in fire and blood by cicer
Arranged marriage; EXTREME SLOWBURN (at 360k, I believe them).
360,042 Words, Rated Explicit, Graphic Depictions of Violence, Tags Include: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Yílíng Lǎozǔ Wèi Wúxiàn, Arranged Marriage, political scheming, Gratuitous Domesticity, Mutual Pining, EXTREME SLOWBURN, the inherent eroticism of the forehead ribbon, The Mortifying Ordeal of Being Known, neither wwx nor lwj want to be Perceived, but sorry kids! it's gonna happen!, rated E but the the NSFW stuff doesn't begin until chapter 19!

Jelly and Kisa thematically appropriate works not included in the podcast

Podfic of best friends forever by varnes, read by jellyfishfire
Jin Ling/Lan Jingyi betrothal, WangXian wedding!
Podfic length: 1:34:41 Word Count: 16,736 Rating: Teen and Up, No Archive Warnings Apply, Tags Include: Arranged Marriage, Yunmeng Sibling Reconciliation, Juniors shenanigans

Podfic of A Civil Combpaign series by Ariaste, read by jellyfishfire
Jin Ling decides he should get married and also decides Lan Sizhui would make a perfect spouse.
Podfic length: 2:57:32 Word Count: 31,015 Rating: Mature No Archive Warnings Apply, Tags Include: Arranged Marriage, the difficulty of arranging your own marriage, combs are the best courting gift, overly subtle courting or overly oblivious courtee?, awkward teenagers, Teenage Drama, Jin Ling has too many uncles, WangXian's Weird Flirting, wei wuxian's avuncular powers

Podfic of With Absolute Splendor by Lise, read by kisahawklin
WangXian wedding but Jiang Cheng POV, where Jiang Cheng insists he will host the wedding.
Podfic length: 4:26:55 (podfics with and without music), Word count: 43,533, Rating: Teen and Up, No Archive Warnings Apply, Tags Include: Post-Canon, POV Jiāng Chéng, Jiāng Chéng is Bad at Feelings, Jiāng Chéng & Wèi Wúxiàn Reconciliation, Wedding Planning, Complicated Relationships, let's do some HEALING and RELATIONSHIP BUILDING, ode to Lise's Yunmeng Shuangjie feelings in almost 50k words, jc and lwj still don't like each other very much, Angst with a Happy Ending, some people? plan weddings?? to cope???

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