Archive of Our Own ^beta

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This will just be a book of headcanons about the two. If you ever want one of them actually written, ask and you shall receive.

Yogurt Cream has almost given Lilac a heart attack around 35 times. All of which have been from a close to death experience. You would think he would be more cautious because of this. But nope. Luckily he had Lilac to protect him. Lilac does get tired of Yogurt Cream not being careful though. One time he snapped, which resulted in him leaving, leaving Yogurt Cream a mes. He came back though and now, even though he’s still very reckless, Yogurt Cream tries to be more careful on his outings. For both his and Lilacs sake.

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When they first met, Yogurt Cream was constantly distracted by Lilacs scent. Causing him to be distracted and tripping or something. It came to the point where Lilac tried to hide his scent, it never worked though. But now Yogurt Creams used to his scent now. That doesn’t stop him by getting overwhelmed by it time to time.

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When Yogurt Cream first found out about Lilac being an assassin he was drunk. The next day all he remembered was that the words assassin, kill, and Lilac were related. Leading him to believe Lilac was being targeted by an assassin. He was acting all protective and didn’t leave tha palace knowing that Lilac would be with him and he didn’t want to put his beloved bodyguard in danger (well at least more danger then he was already in). Sooner or later he found out the truth, things happened, but now whenever the topic is brought up Lilac and Yogurt Cream just laugh.

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Whenever Lilac is sick or upset or just not feeling like himself, Yogurt Cream gives him a bouquet of Lilacs to try and make Lilac feel better. It always works.

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Yogurt Cream has a habit of grabbing on to Lilac whenever he’s “overcome with emotion,” as he likes to say. Something good happens? He clings to Lilacs arm in excitement. Scary? He accidentally pulls on Lilacs hair. Sad? He clings to Lilacs back.

At first Lilac was surprised at how touchy Yogurt Cream was, in the past the only people that touched him were ones with bac intentions. He’s gotten used to it now, it is simply one of the quirks of being Yogurt Creams bodyguard.