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How'd you bag a baddie?
"Hunny bunny why?" Interrupting her own sultry stare into the abyss of nothing to stare at her husband. His 4-foot stool wobbling almost dangerously so. Were he not a toon that is. His cartoon eyes grow bigger taking up the entirety of his small bunny head.
How'd you bag that baddie?
"Love bug please." The stool's leg creaks out a warning ignored by both toons.
I didn't bag shit.
Stifling a smirk Jessica turns her head to the side faking a sigh with a well place pout. Roger continued to ramble deep into his character.
She picked me up by my neck.
"FormysakeFortiktoks'sakefortheworlds'sakedarlinghunnybunchespleaseohKGHRKG--" She gripped his neck full view of the blinking red light of Rogers' phone. Lifting his weightless body gently.
Threw me on her shoulder
Shifting her weight to her left foot Jessica tosses her husband onto her shoulder. She waited for her cue to walk away.
And I have no intention of ever getting off.
Roger mouths along to the last sentence. His cotton tail wiggling excitedly. She eyes it, smirking.
*flick*
"LOVEBUG Stop that wasn't a part of the script!"
"I know hunnybunny but how could I help myself?" She shrugs