Chapter Text
"WH@T THE [$!&$] IS THIS?"
"tea"
"WHY"
'uhhhh Kris help me out here'
"...Taste Testing"
"OK I GUESS, IT IS FREE F00D"
(Susie Tea)
"EHHH, NOT A BIG [air conditioners] OF IT"
+30
(Ralsei Tea)
"[It’s Edible!]”
+15
(Survey Tea)
"B1T BITTERSWEET"
+80
(Popup Tea)
"[Cringe, Unbased And Bluepilled]"
+75
(Click Tea)
"IT'S FIN-[nice.]'
+90
(Banner Tea)
"IT'S OK"
+80
(Kris Tea)
"IT'S REALLY [5 Stars Luxury Resort!]"
':)'
'oh shut up'
+110
(Player Tea)
"...how coul-MMM, DELICIS [PIPIS] FLAVORED [[poison]] Full Health!.. -50 HP
(Noelle Tea)
"I HAVENT HAD EGGNOG SINCE [Date Not Found] !!1"
+100
(Berdly Tea)
"[[No Luigi]]
+0, He Didn't Even Drink It
(Spamton Tea)
"[#*$@^] D1SGUSTING, WH@T IS THIS, SEWER WAT3R?!?.. ACTUALLY SEWER WA>TER TASTES [better than-] [better than-] [better than-] [[Worse Than Ever] THIS, [Y] DO YOU HAVE THIS IN YOUR [Inventorium]
-85 HP
'hmm i wonder'
(One Long Trip Later)
([the smooth taste of] NEO TEA)
"[Try the sweet taste of-] [Cleanliness is close to godliness]”
Full Health, increases all stats by a bit for one battle
'wow that's OP'
'yeah but to do it you have to bring survey with you ALL the way over to the basement in queens mansion so he can make some from NEO's Body'
'hmm yeah i should probably stock up on this in bulk so i don't have to traverse the whole map every time i finish a battle'