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{{KeySoulAyde has invited you to}}

-The Real Housewives of Class 79-

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[The Round Table]

---> Yay you made it, Sleuth !

KeySoulAyde: SAIHARA! 

Sleuth: hey akamatsu

isLost: You shouldn't have accepted that invite

Sleuth: too late

isLost: The void welcomes you

KingHorse: I am the void.

KingHorse: I ain't welcoming shit. 

Sleuth: :(

isLost: come on man

KingHorse: Okay fine, I'll allow it once. 

KingHorse: "Welcome to Hell, Saihara-Chan"

KeySoulAyde: kdjgnfkfnd

Sleuth: wait- ouma?

KingHorse: Yes- hello?

Sleuth: i hadnt realized that was u at first

Sleuth: didnt expect u to use correct grammar- the username should have tipped me off tho

KingHorse: How dare Saihara-Chan insult me like this! I am perfectly capable of being grammatically correct. 

Sleuth: i wasnt trying to insult u, i just didn't expect u to use grammar in such a casual convo

KingHorse: Oh, is that why Saihara-Chan is typing like he wasn't the guy who corrected Shinguji-Chan's grammar?

KeySoulAyde: don't worry Saihara, everyone was a little surprised

KingHorse: Bullies, the lot of you!

KingHorse: Not everyone is even here yet.

--->A wild OutofBounds appeared!

KeySoulAyde: yeah tru, guess i can't speak for those who have not spoken

KeySoulAyde: hey hoshi!

OutofBounds: sup.

KingHorse: Is Hoshi-Chan going to make fun of how I type too?

OutofBounds: no, don't even wanna know what brought that on

KingHorse: Good.

Sleuth: i was just gonna say read up

--->Welcome, PwaneJawneCospway . We hope you brought pizza. 

PwaneJawneCospway: sorry, no pizza

KingHorse: That username-....

isLost: oh no, the furry's here

PwaneJawneCospway: hey! first off, i'm noy a furry! second off, don't use furries as an insult, they aren't that bad

PwaneJawneCospway: not*

isLost: wasn't trying to use it as an insult- sorry

KingHorse: Furry or not, Shirogane-Chan's username is the Bane of my existence. 

PwaneJawneCospway: tough shit

Harukawa: What did i just get back online to?

PwaneJawneCospway: Hawuwkawua, i-i'm gwettin b-buwullwed omo

Harukawa: I- 

Harukawa: Never type like that again-

PwaneJawneCospway: ): :(

KingHorse: I can't look at that and not see cow utters. 

Harukawa: Delete yourself

KingHorse: Like- 

PwaneJawneCospway: i- 

isLost: excuse you?

KingHorse: I know they're just two frowns, but the way they were placed- they look like an emoji attempting to imitate a picture someone took of the underside of a cow. 

PwaneJawneCospway: where does your mind come up with this crap?

Sleuth: ouma kun no

KingHorse: Places.

isLost: i said you guys made a mistake joining didn't i

Sleuth: u did

Harukawa: I wish i could kick Ouma but he owns the server

Sleuth: wait he does? 

isLost: yeah, Akamatsu wanted to make the server but didn't know how to, so Ouma made it instead

Harukawa: She let him keep ownership despite my best efforts to tell her not to

KingHorse: Y'all mean. 

isLost: y'all

KingHorse: That "y'all" chain shit is stupid. Do it to me and your last words will be y'all.

isLost: o

Sleuth: i can't tell his tone in text cause i'm so use to people in chats only using periods to sound serious

KingHorse: Shame. 

KingHorse: Shall I start using tone indicators, Beloved? /lh

Sleuth: plz no

isLost: rip saihara's reading comprehension

Sleuth: shut

isLost: no ❤

Sleuth: alrite

KingHorse: Speaking of being completely thrown off-kilter by typing styles; the mere concept of Saihara-Chan typing like that makes my brain cells rot. Actually witnessing it is causing me to take physical damage.

PwaneJawneCospway: isn't rotting brain cells alresfy physical damage

KingHorse: No, loss of brain cells is psychic damage, if it's looked at from a D&D standpoint. 

KingHorse: There's monsters that actually kill players by knocking their Int score down to zero- they make PCs literally brain dead.

PwaneJawneCospway: why do you know stuff aboud dnd?

KingHorse: Am I not allowed to like a game?

PwaneJawneCospway: i

PwaneJawneCospway: what race do you like playing as the most? 

KingHorse: Goblin. 

PwaneJawneCospway: oh ofc you would. 

KingHorse: Oh piss right off, Ms. Home-brew. 

PwaneJawneCospway: YOU-

Harukawa: Oh

KingHors: Me~

Harukawa: Stuff i don't understand

Harukawa: I'll just come back later

Sleuth: plz dont leabe me alone w/ these 2

Sleuth: leave** hhh

PwaneJawneCospway: no youre stuck here

Harukawa: Goodbye.

KingHorse: Cult.

Sleuth: harukawaplzimbeggingu

isLost: im still here

isLost: not helpful

isLost: but here

---> LuminaryInMyFace joined the party.

Sleuth: gee thanks amami

isLost: gues momotas here too

LuminaryInMyFace: I just woke up from a nap, and the first thing i saw when checking my phone was the noti for the invite

LuminaryInMyFace: i know im gona regret joining this just from the servername

KingHorse: Yeah, we're sexy like that. 

LuminaryInMyFace: wh-

isLost: nobody tell him who that is i want to see how long it takes him 

Sleuth: 👌

LuminaryInMyFace: Who, kinghorse?

KingHorse: Yeah, me.

LuminaryInMyFace: yall

isLost: yeah them.

LuminaryInMyFace: i know it's ouma

LuminaryInMyFace: i'm not stupid 

Sleuth: ow

isLost: really? i was for sure you would be one of the people who wouldn't reconize his typing

KingHorse: Welp, y'all heard the himbo; Saihara-Chan is stupid.

LuminaryInMyFace: nah nah, ive seen him type before- and don't call my sidekick stupid

KingHorse: Where? 

PwaneJawneCospway: I stepped away one minute

LuminaryInMyFace: i saw oumas writing on amamis phone

isLost: oH yeah! you were reading our convo over mt shoulder

isLost: *my

PwaneJawneCospway: don't put the * before the word that looks just plain weird

isLost: *snazzy

KingHorse: I am losing brain cells thanks to this server.

LuminaryInMyFace: good 

Sleuth: mt shoulder sounds like a fake mountain name in a childrens book or smthn

PwaneJawneCospway: Oooo it doooo

KingHorse: Is this karma for all the crap I've put everyone through? This feels like  some sort of sick karma. 

Sleuth: absolutely

KingHorse: Fuck.

PwaneJawneCospway: jsjfjdbfjsjfjshue thats what you get you goblin player

KingHorse: I'm going to sneak into Shirogane-Chan's house tonight and remove all but one of her ribs. 

PwaneJawneCospway: that's plain terrifying to imagine

isLost: thats a new threat if ive ever seen one

Sleuth: once again ouma scares the everloving shit out of me

---> Kiibo just landed

LuminaryInMyFace: Ouma i hate you

KingHorse: Good.

Sleuth: kiibo run

PwaneJawneCospway: OUMA IS A STINKY GOBLIN PLAYER

KingHorse: SAYS THE CHICK WHO MADE A COW UTTER EMOJI! ")::(" LOOKING ASS BITCH! 

OutofBounds: my body feels like a paper doll im so numb to existence 

Kiibo: .....

LuminaryInMyFace: was that necessary?

Kiibo: I'm muting this server.

PwaneJawneCospway: yes it was!

KingHorse: Kiiboy says that like it's a threat, does he not mute all the servers he joins? 

Kiibo: No? 

Kiibo: Why would I, I want to interact with the servers I'm in

KingHorse: Oh- I just mute everything cause if I don't my phone will get spammed with extremely questionable notifications. 

LuminaryInMyFace: wtf what kind of servers are you in? 

KingHorse: Yes.

LuminaryInMyFace: that's not a damn answer

--->Welcome Loaf-Magic . Say Hi!

---> Akidoku is here.

PwaneJawneCospway: hey girls

KingHorse: Not my problem.

Akidoku: Tenko only joined cause Himiko did!

isLost: u finally on moot first name bases?

Loaf-Magic: no

Akidoku: aw, why not?

Loaf-Magic: no

KingHorse: You know, It'd be funny if all Yumeno-Chan ever said in here was no.

PwaneJawneCospway: dont give her ideas

Loaf-Magic: no

Akidoku: are you actually listening to him

Loaf-Magic: no

KingHorse: That's got "This statement is a lie" energy.

Loaf-Magic: no

KingHorse: Hey Yumeno-Chan, how do you like my grammar?

Loaf-Magic: no

KingHorse: Valid <3

Loaf-Magic: no

Sleuth: im tired

isLost: is tjat a reaction or a statement

Sleuth: bit of both

isLost: *that

isLost: valid

Kiibo: why do you type asterisks like that???

KingHorse: Kiiboy isn't the first to ask that. 

KeySoulAyde: what did i miss?

Sleuth: too much

PwaneJawneCospway: amami you hurt me

isLost: ❤Says the one with the uwu-speak username❤

PwaneJawneCospway: 💔

KeySoulAyde: ya know, iwas going to ask if someone could catch me up to speed, but i don't think i want to be caught up to speed anymore

PwaneJawneCospway: some ppl joined, ouma is a stinky goblin player who keeps ominous threatening us, amami incorrectly uses * when fixing typos, and yume-no

KeySoulAyde: t

KeySoulAyde: thanks?

LuminaryInMyFace: yume-no is a gold pun

Loaf-Magic: no

Sleuth: i think u just made her more confused

KeySoulAyde: yeah

KingHorse: Kiiboy also muted us cause he's a coward. 

PwaneJawneCospway: you said you mute all your servers! yur the coward!!

KingHorse: Yes I do, I do it so I don't have to deal with my phone buzzing every other moment. Kiiboy doesn't do that, so by muting us, he committed an act of cowardice.

PwaneJawneCospway: thats alot of big words for a goblin

KingHorse: WHY DOES SHIROGANE-CHAN KEEP GOING BACK TO THAT?! GOBLINS AREN'T CAVEMEN.

PwaneJawneCospway: COWARD

KeySoulAyde: back to retuning my piano i go

KingHorse: I'LL INVERT SHIROGANE-CHAN'S TEETH. 

Sleuth: gl akamatsu-

Harukawa: Jesus christ

Akidoku: Tenko doesn't like the notifications Tenko is getting-

Harukawa: Why is the chat always in chaos when i check in

isLost: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

PwaneJawneCospway: NOT IF I DO IT FIRST YOU REJECT SOU

Sleuth: ...---...

Loaf-Magic: no

KingHorse: DON'T DRAG SOME STUPID REFERENCE SHIT NO ONE GETS INTO THIS, I DON'T WANT TO BE COMPARED TO SHIROGANE-CHAN'S DAMN WEEB CHARACTERS.

Sleuth: plz

Akidoku: Himiko doesn't have to help a degenerate like you 

Sleuth: hhh im logging off, gl with them

LuminaryInMyFace: is this what hell is like?

Akidoku: probably

PwaneJawneCospway: VIVA LA REFERENCE

isLost: okay that's enough

Harukawa: Do you want to die @PwaneJawneCospway @KingHorse? because i can arrange that

KingHorse: After that? Yeah, a bit.

---> GodRestYeMerryArtists joined the party!

GodRestYeMerryArtists: hello!

PwaneJawneCospway: topic change time! sneeze check; like vibe check, but you get sneezed apon

GodRestYeMerryArtists: Goodbye! 

LuminaryInMyFace: your worse than ouma

GodRestYeMerryArtists: Kami-san told Angie it's a bad idea to read up

isLost: yeaaah, for your own sanity

isLost: or- whatever you have left at least

GodRestYeMerryArtists: taking jabs today are we?

isLost: if you want to take it that way, I've just never met a sane artist

KingHorse: Damn, Amami-Chan has traveled around the world several times and can still say that with confidence?

isLost: yeah

GodRestYeMerryArtists: i was lost for a second because that message looked to grammatically correct to be ouma despite using his go to nickname format

LuminaryInMyFace: yk they thought i'd react that way earlier

GodRestYeMerryArtists: lol

KingHorse: NOT YONAGA TOO!

GodRestYeMerryArtists: Kami-san tells me this isn't the first time this conversation has happened

Loaf-Magic: no

PwaneJawneCospway: HA

isLost: saihara and harukawa didn't recognize him at first either, and Akamatsu was surprised by it but knew it was him cause i said it was him before giving her his tag.

isLost: i think yumeno also doesn't like it but i cant tell with her weird shtick

GodRestYeMerryArtists: F in the chat for ouma

isLost: f

PwaneJawneCospway:F

LuminaryInMyFace: f

OutofBounds: f

KingHorse: Where the hell does Hoshi-Chan keep coming from? 

OutofBounds: been lurkin

KingHorse: Oof.

PwaneJawneCospway: gramatical oof makes me oof

KingHorse: I swear to everything I hold near and dear I can and will delete this server if y'all don't quit. 

PwaneJawneCospway: wAIT NO

KingHorse: Everyone here is seriously taking my status as server owner for granted. One day, one of you will send something that pushes me over the edge, and I will be sure you regret every last key you pressed. 

isLost: i think what scares me the most about that one is it's the most realistic out of all the threats you made today

Harukawa: Are you sure about that? he seems like the kind of guy to assure someone's last word will be y'all

GodRestYeMerryArtists: do i even want to know what started that?

Loaf-Magic: no

Harukawa: Not really

GodRestYeMerryArtists: Kami-san agrees

Sleuth: i rlly do worry about this class sometimes

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[The Round Table]

---> A wild Maidmistress appeared!

GodRestYeMerryArtists: Greetings! 

KingHorse: Mom!

Maidmistress: Morning everyone, I do hope you all are having a good weekend. I just came in incase I need to contact anyone, for the most part I will not participate in any conversation. Please ping me if you are in need of any assistance.

KingHorse: Aw, okay. 

>> KingHorse Pinned a message in this channel

GodRestYeMerryArtists: ouma what are you diong up this early? Kami-san and Angie expected Tojo to be up, but not you

GodRestYeMerryArtists: doing*

KingHorse: Why not? Why is Yonaga-Chan up?

GodRestYeMerryArtists: didn't sleep, i had an art project that Kami-san had insisted i get done

KingHorse: At least I actually slept last night, Jesus. Yonaga-Chan has no room to criticize me here. 

GodRestYeMerryArtists: are we the only ones up? 

GodRestYeMerryArtists: ouma? 

GodRestYeMerryArtists: Kami-san tells me you were lying about just waking up and have just passed out

Harukawa: Hey.

GodRestYeMerryArtists: morning harukawa! perfect timing, ouma just fell asleep

Harukawa: Ah, good, how are you?

GodRestYeMerryArtists: a bit exhausted but well

KingHorse: Yonaga-Chan's god lied, I was getting food.

Harukawa: Fuck. 

KingHorse: What, too early to deal with me? 

Harukawa: Yes

KingHorse: Felt that, I'm not really awake yet so Haurkawa-Chan has been spared, for now.

GodRestYeMerryArtists: ouma the sun hasn't risen yet, why do you need food this early?

KingHorse: ….

KingHorse: That is the stupidest thing I've ever read- what?

Harukawa: Why are you up this early anyways? I always pegged you as the one person who would try to sleep in as much as possible

GodRestYeMerryArtists: yes yes, Kami-san has given Angie an excuse, but you do not have one

KingHorse: It's too early for this shit, why not question Harukawa-Chan too? She's up.

Harukawa: Cause people expect me to be an early riser

KingHorse: Well I'm one too, I don't have any grand reasoning if that's what you two are looking for. 

GodRestYeMerryArtists: Kami-san said there's something more to this than just that

KingHorse: There's not.

GodRestYeMerryArtists: what are you planning ouma

KingHorse: I'm going to put my phone down and ignore this chat for a while. 

Harukawa: So you were intending on doing something while everyone was asleep

GodRestYeMerryArtists: Kami-san told me there was something off about him being awake this early!

Sleuth: morning- plz dont just assume oumas doing shit this is why he never bothers to tell anyone anything, yall just doubt him 

---> MinzokuKiyo just landed.

Harukawa: It's really hard not to be suspicious of him

MinzokuKiyo: Morning. My apologies for not joining sooner

GodRestYeMerryArtists: morning Shinguji!

MinzokuKiyo: It appears you all have run Ouma-Kun off.

Harukawa: Yeah, keep a lookout incase he tries something 

Sleuth: i rlly doubt he will

MinzokuKiyo: Well he appears to be offline, so we need not worry for now. 

OutofBounds: he might be on hidden

Harukawa: True, just keep a lookout 

Sleuth: hoshi really does just pop out of nowhere huh

OutofBounds: yeah

GodRestYeMerryArtists: he's like some other worldly being you can summon for random information

MinzokuKiyo: I'm assuming this has been an ongoing thing with Hoshi-Kun, yes? 

Sleuth: yeaah, ever since he joined

MinzokuKiyo: I see, I never took him for a lurker, but now that it has been brought forth as an option I can see how it fits his behavior. 

Sleuth: ah yeah shinguji, while were on the topic of ur here, u didnt have a reaction to oumas typing and i thought u would. half the class has had reactions, think it's just a running gag at this point

MinzokuKiyo: It may come as a surprise to some, but I have always believed Ouma-Kun to be one to type with grammatical accuracy, if not solely to flex his intellect in the presence of others. He is far too prideful and secretive to allow any fault to slip in face to face conversations, I'd assume he'd be the same through text.

OutofBounds: too many words to say it felt on brand for ouma

MinzokuKiyo: Apologies Hoshi-Kun, I take it's a bit too early for paragraphs.

OutofBounds: ye

Harukawa: Did Yonaga pass out? she's offline

Sleuth: maybe? 

Sleuth: i hope she did

Harukawa: Same

---> BubblegearBitch just slid into the server.

BubblegearBitch: SUP SLUTS

Harukawa: Hi

BubblegearBitch: that was a shit welcome

Harukawa: too bad

Sleuth: morning iruma, how are u

BubblegearBitch: tired a fuck didnt knoe this thing was fuckin here till just now

BubblegearBitch: i dont use discord that often only got it cause ouma wanted to send me memes

MinzokuKiyo: Perhaps this will give you an incentive to check it more often.

BubblegearBitch: oh hell yeah

BubblegearBitch: i cant wait to watch the shitshow you virgins put on

Harukawa: there's already been several if you want to scroll all the way back up

BubblegearBitch: maybe later i dont want my golden brain to start rotting yet

Sleuth: valid

BubblegearBitch: speakin of brain rot whyd you shits scare off the abortion

Harukawa: Ouma?

Harukawa: he was on early to mess shit up

BubblegearBitch: nah he wasnt hes always up this damn early

BubblegearBitch: i know cause he always sends me the same pic of the teletubbies sun baby every morning at 3am on the dot 

Sleuth: the what-

BubblegearBitch: he sent it this time a few minutes late with a note saying its sussy baka to wake up before dawn according to yonagas god

BubblegearBitch: the teletubbies sun that has the baby face on it sherlock homo

OutofBounds: he didn't actually say sussy baka did he?

MinzokuKiyo: Your lack of any sorts of punctuation is giving me quite the headache. 

BubblegearBitch: i dont give a tit also no i had to be the bigger memer

Sleuth: ti

Sleuth: yk what nvm

Sleuth: i told u guys he wasn't on to cause problems. if he was he wouldn't have announced his presence in chat

BubblegearBitch: yeah now i have to wait till he stops pouting to watch him stir shit in real time

Harukawa: i'd rather he didn't.

OutofBounds: he's pretty okay when he's not trying to hurt someone's feelings i'd say

Kiibo: Morning everyone

BubblegearBitch: KEEBY! 

Kiibo: Hello??? 

Harukawa: …

BubblegearBitch: HAI

Sleuth: hey Kiibo

MinzokuKiyo: Greetings Kiibo, how are you fairing? 

Kiibo: Good! I finally got a decent sleep for once

MinzokuKiyo: Wonderful, it's been troublesome seeing you walk into class so drained in the mornings.

Sleuth: o i wasnt gonna say anythng about that, but yeah have u been okay?

Kiibo: It's alright, I just have some insomnia issues on occasion

Sleuth: oh mood

MinzokuKiyo: I do believe it's more than simply insomnia in your case, Saihara-Kun. 

Sleuth: close enough

BubblegearBitch: yall slow as shit in the morning where the fuck is your existance where is everyone

Harukawa: It's not even 4am

BubblegearBitch: your point bullet bra?

Harukawa: It's too early

Harukawa: Don't call me that

BubblegearBitch: but im boooooooored

Sleuth: u can read up in the chat, it's way too early to do anything 

BubblegearBitch: i already did

Kiibo: I thought you had a project you needed to work on today, why don't you do that? 

BubblegearBitch: and miss chaos in here

Kiibo: What chaos?? no one’s up?

BubblegearBitch: fuck you

Kiibo: ?????????

MinzokuKiyo: Do not mind her, she is simply a creature of entropy thirsting for what she cannot obtain

OutofBounds: Iruma wanna help me scheme in dms?

BubblegearBitch: ooooooo this sounds fucked up sure

isLost: hoshi is doing whatnow? 

Sleuth: since when do u scheme?

MinzokuKiyo: I feel as though it's best if we're left in the dark.

MinzokuKiyo: A good morning to you Amami. 

isLost: yo

Sleuth: im goin back to bed its too early

Harukawa: Shoo

isLost: aww ok saihara :(

Sleuth: sorry amami, i hardly slept

isLost; its cool dude, get some rest

KingHorse: Aw man. I get back just in time to miss Saihara-Chan?

isLost; i wouldn’t call that ‘just in time’ that was 5min ago

KingHorse: Details, details. 

BubblegearBitch: SHRIMP DICK!! 

isLost: anyways hru? aside from being salty at Harukawa and Yonaga

KingHorse: BAGGED WHORE!!

KingHorse: I’m doing pretty good. I just took a shower, by the by, seeing as everyone wants to know what I’m doing at all times.

BubblegearBitch: dfawekioavkahb;ejsjgk;aser

BubblegearBitch: the sAlt

KingHorse: Well how else am I supposed to react when I get dog-piled on for existing?

Harukawa: I was only trying to make sure you didn’t do anything bad

Yume-no: @Maidmistress donuts 

Maidmistress: Could you please elaborate further, Yumeno-san?

KingHorse: When the fuck did Yumeno-Chan change her nickname?

Yume-no: late last night

Yume-no: anyways the school bakesale is tomorrow and i want donuts, but itd take up too much mana to get to school early enough to get any before that one A-78 kid buys them all

isLost: Asahina?

Yume-no: yeah, last time she got there first all the donuts were gone

Maidmistress: I’ll be sure to arrive at school early Tomorrow and see if I can obtain a box or two for the whole class to share. 

Yume-no: thaaannks 

KingHorse: Fuck yeah, doughnuts! 

BubblegearBitch: yaaass!!!

    --Replying to @Harukawa : I was only trying to make sure you didn’t do anyth-

KingHorse: Lame, no doughnuts for Harukawa-chan.

Harukawa: One, you can’t tell me what I can and cannot have. Two, I had no intent on even taking a donut to begin with.

KingHorse: I thought about saying something snarky in reply, but decided my life was of higher value.

Harukawa: Great. 

isLost: who hasn’t joined yet?

KingHorse: Gokuhara-Chan

isLost: we have ouma, kaede, myself, harukawa, saiahra, hoshi, shirogane, momota, kiibo, yumeno, chabashira, yonaga, tojo, shinguji, iruma- 

isLost: yeah i think just gokuhara

isLost: should i dm him?

Harukawa: No, he probably doesn’t know how to use social media, just wait until we see him in class to help.

isLost: tru tru

KingHorse: Hey he knows how to use social media! I’ve seen Gokuhara-Chan post to Tumblr before

BubblegearBitch: lmao u wish he could then u could torment him 24/7

Harukawa: That implies you use tumblr. 

KingHorse: And what of it?

Harukawa: Nothing, just didn’t seem like your scene, I always assumed you were a twitter clout chaser.

isLost: ill dm him

KingHorse: The Clown Husbandry, Homestuck, “Then perish”, and Goncharov hellsite doesn’t seem like my scene?

Harukawa: Good point.

isLost: clown what??

BubblegearBitch: dsgewelbwuenv,sfbdafb??!!?!

KingHorse: Don’t ask, Amami-Chan really doesn’t want to know.

isLost: .-.

BubblegearBitch: fucking you would be on clownhusbandry tumblr you fucking circusvestite kink haver

KingHorse: For the love of god can Iruma-Chan say something intelligent for once in her life. 

BubblegearBitch: suck my sexy she-cock

BubblegearBitch: woman-wand?

BubblegearBitch: phenmale

BubblegearBitch: fock? wock? womcok?

BubblegearBitch: girly meat stick~

KingHorse: Iruma-Chan ruined it trying to make a better name for her shriveled up clit.

KingHorse: The first one was good, the rest are just sad.

BubblegearBitch: sg;skljgsrhasexdrhae

BubblegearBitch: no i habe a real cock im not cis lmao im a fat jucy ass trannie my clit so big fr

KingHorse: That makes the names worse, actually.

Harukawa: I’m not one to agree with ouma, but yeah no every last second of that was painful to read

BubblegearBitch: shut up u whiney clown fucker my gigawomanwand is way bigger than ur vienna sausage

Harukawa: Stop

isLost: fuck oop.

---> Good to see you, Gentleman .

KingHorse: "Fuck oop" what?

KingHorse: OH- Gokuhara-Chan!

isLost: horrific timing!

Gentleman: oh sorry, should Gonta leave? Gonta thought Amami san said he could join.

isLost: no no no it’s cool, you just joined while iruma was being inapropriate

isLost: *inappropriate 

KingHorse: Just don’t read anything above your join message.

isLost: it was horrific timing on my part

Gentleman: oh Gonta sees, Gonta is fine with Iruma san's language

isLost: u sure?

Gentleman: Gonta hears it in class all the time, reading is no different!

KingHorse: We need to make an NSFW channel and lock Iruma-Chan inside it.

PwaneJawneCospway: goooood morning to everyone except iruma and amami!

Gentleman: good morning!

isLost: what did i do?

PwaneJawneCospway: so long as you put that asterisk in front of words you have done evil

isLost: that’s petty :(

PwaneJawneCospway: i’m petty (: :)

KingHorse: Okay, I take what I said yesterday back.

KingHorse: That looks like cow udders.

PwaneJawneCospway: god damnit ouma kun

KingHorse: <3

Gentleman: Gonta thinks it looks cute!

PwaneJawneCospway: thank you gokuhara kun, at least someone appreciates my typing quirk

Gentleman: okay Gonta has to log off for now. bye everyone!

Harukawa: Bye

KingHorse: Do not call Shirogane-Chan’s fucking uddermojis that.

PwaneJawneCospway: i think i will, and i’ll call your -chan shit a typing quirk too!

PwaneJawneCospway: also see ya gokuhara kun!

KingHorse: That’s not a Typing Quirk? It’s just how I talk. A Typing Quirk- as the name suggests- is something one does when typing, not talking. 

isLost: please don’t get into another weird nerd battle it’s too early in the am

OutofBounds: agreed

PwaneJawneCospway: morning hoshi

OutofBounds: mornin’

    --Replying to @isLost: please don’t get into another weird nerd battle it’s too-

PwaneJawneCospway: it’s cool we can just talk stuckie later

KingHorse: Oh absolutely not. Over my dead body.

PwaneJawneCospway: lame

isLost: guys come on

PwaneJawneCospway: sorry ): :(

Yume-no: i want a typing quirk

KingHorse: Vomiting. 

Yume-no: what hour does a normal person get up?

Harukawa: Probably not 4am

isLost: you’re asking ul;timates that?

isLost: *ultimates

BubblegearBitch: HA FAT FINGERS

KingHorse: I was wondering where Iruma-chan went. 

BubblegearBitch: what the fuck u mean u cunt ur shrimpdickass muted me 

KingHorse: No?

BubblegearBitch: lairrrrr

Harukawa: I muted you so you wouldn’t immediately start cussing gokuhara out

BubblegearBitch: whaaat?? u get fuckn mod righes and i dont???

KingHorse: Unlike Iruma-Chan, Harukawa-Chan can actually be trusted with power. 

KingHorse: Well, Akamatsu-Chan trusts her at least. 

Harukawa: Nice correction

KingHorse: I don't know what Harukawa-Chan is talking about. 

LuminaryInMyFace: why the hell are all of you up this early??

BubblegearBitch: its 5ish? 

LuminaryInMylFace: yeah!  and i get up at 5 so i can get awake enough to have a morning jog at 6. why the hell are you guys up at 3? and on a sunday no less

Harukawa: Force of habit

BubblegearBitch: when u have siblings u ge tup when they do or else bitch,

BubblegearBitch: ik ur only child granparent living withass dont understand what living with people ur age is like but yeah

LuminaryInMyFace: what the hell man?

PwaneJawneCospway: insomnia go brrr ): :(

KingHorse: I second that force of habit. 

PwaneJawneCospway: what did you do to make waking up at 3am a force of habit? 

KingHorse: I'm a Leader, I have to wake up early to get my organization up and running.

Sleuth: dont u live really far away and have to catch a train at the crack of dawn or smthn? 

KingHorse: That too, but mostly the orginization thing.

KingHorse: What happened to going to bed? 

Sleuth: an hour is enough yeah?

isLost: no??

Harukawa: No

LuminaryInMyFace: saihara, bro, you need way more sleep than that

PwaneJawneCospway: you are worse than i

Sleuth: sshhhut

Sleuth: i slept a bit earlier too so its fine

Sleuth: sleep is for the weak

isLost: it really aint man

KingHorse: Saihara-Chan is the weak, go the fuck to sleep.

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[The Round Table]

GodRestYeMerryArtists: Angie has discovered that if she is left unattended in a kitchen, she  might just make poison 

BubblegearBitch: yeah that tracks

GodRestYeMerryArtists: blue raspberry milk does not taste good

BubblegearBitch: no shit u freako virgin

GodRestYeMerryArtists: i am no virgin

BubblegearBitch: ksnfksncjsndn??

GodRestYeMerryArtists: anywho! 

GodRestYeMerryArtists: Kami-san said it would taste lovely, so why didn't it?

BubblegearBitch: cause ur fuckin god is a sham and also milk and fictonal chemically berry flavor does not function together

GodRestYeMerryArtists: is this just common knowledge? 

KeySoulAyde: yes? should I be concerned about your eating habits? 

BubblegearBitch: HEY! piano fucker there u r!

GodRestYeMerryArtists: i just want to know why two foods i love cannot mix together into something even more lovely

KeySoulAyde: hi iruma san

KeySoulAyde: yonaga just because you like two things doesn't mean they go well together- oranges and mint are great separate, but they don't mix well

GodRestYeMerryArtists: but i like orange and mint together?

KeySoulAyde: oh my god, you would make poison.

BubblegearBitch: fuckin vile what kinf of paint u use lead??? only lead poisoning can make u that fucked up

GodRestYeMerryArtists: iruma is being very rude right now, Kami-san said she should watch herself

BubblegearBitch: wjat u gonna make me eat paint if i dont?

GodRestYeMerryArtists: do not give Angie ideas ( ˘ ³˘) <3

PwaneJawneCospway: a big helping of lead paint served with a nice tall glass of blue milk. gotta love this server, cant get fine dining like that anywhere else

GodRestYeMerryArtists: the blue milk had pulp 

KeySoulAyde: pulp!?

PwaneJawneCospway: what kind of blue raspberry were you using?

GodRestYeMerryArtists: koolaid

PwaneJawneCospway: how did it get pulpy then?

GodRestYeMerryArtists: spite?

BubblegearBitch: yeah spite the milk was angry at ur shit ass 4 violating it like that

Paint-eater: Kami-san told me to do it, it shouldn't be angry at me for simply following his will. 

Paint-eater: WHO CHANGED MY NAME?

BubblegearBitch: WJSNWWJDNSKFBSJFJSNFISK

Paint-eater: IRUMA

BubblegearBitch: I DONT HAVE PERMS I CANT CHANG UR NAME DAWG

PwaneJawneCospway: maybe ouma? he's not online rn tho

KeySoulAyde: he might be hidden?

Paint-eater: if he was he would have joined in the convo

BubblegearBitch: so tru hed be howling in here rn if it was him

Paint-eater: Kami-san won't tell me, he must have went to bed early

OutofBounds: must have been really tired to fall asleep before noon

Paint-eater: of course! Kami-san spent all night using me as his vessel

BubblegearBitch: is that why ur not a virgin ur god fucked u silly all night? 

Paint-eater: Iruma do not continue this blasphemy lest Kami-san shares with you the life beyond before your time.  

BubblegearBitch: jdmdmfjsmfjns amn damn okay fine yeessh dont get so nippy hippy

Yume-no: nippy hippy is fun to say

BubblegearBitch: fr!

Yume-no: quippy nippy hippy taking a sippy after having a zippy flippy

BubblegearBitch: damn bitch how does that make no sense and all the sense at the same time

Yume-no: magic

KeySoulAyde: hey what happened to you saying nothing but no?

Yume-no: exchanged it for the nickname, it was a pain not being able to actually talk

Yume-no: jokes still here i just want free will

KeySoulAyde: fair enough

BubblegearBitch: valid i woudnt want my freewill taken over by a word

Akidoku; OH THANK GOD

Akidoku: Tenko did NOT like that you were playing along with Ouma’s schemes!

Akidoku: Tenko is glad you stopped!

Yume-no: i mean i’m still kinda playing along with the nickname

Akidoku: …

Yume-no: what?

BubblegearBitch: lmaaaoo

Akidoku: Tenko just doesn’t want Himiko to be silenced by a male

Yume-no: i’m not

Akidoku: good.

KeySoulAyde: chabashira i think you're being juuust a bit overprotective

Paint-eater: agreed!

Akidoku: no way! Himiko needs all the protection she can get!

Akidoku: 😠

Yume-no: i really don't, i can handle myself

Yume-no: even if it's a pain

BubblegearBitch: girl i need to know do u have like a mental illness or smthn making u this damn like that? 

Yume-no: idk probably

PwaneJawneCospway: is it the mwentawl iuwulness wuv? 

BubblegearBitch: rancid 

Yume-no: puwababwe, i nweed 2 gowo 2 da psychowologwist 

PwaneJawneCospway: bwest uf wuck gwirllwy! 

BubblegearBitch: holyshitshutup i just actually vomited in my bedside trash chabitchshira why didnt u stop that shitshow?

PwaneJawneCospway: partypooper

Akidoku: not the worst thing Tenko has seen Himiko do

Akidoku: besides it wasn't started by a degenerate male

BubblegearBitch: am i a degenerate male 2 u?

BubblegearBitch: if u know what im talkingn about

Akidoku: degenerate? yes. male? no (yes Tenko knows)

BubblegearBitch: woo! ill take it

Paint-eater: looking for validation? 

BubblegearBitch: hey i gotta check i kinda outed myself while definitely not really awake and it wasnt until i really woke up way later did i realize she mite kill me

Akidoku: Tenko hates men but Tenko is not transphobic

OutofBounds: i find the mental image of you turning on a transman as soon as he comes out mildly amusing, in a fucked up sort of way

KeySoulAyde: omg noooo

Akidoku: fair is fair 

BubblegearBitch: KWNFKSBDSSJDKSKDNSB

Yume-no: perfect!

Yume-no: i'm coming out as a guy now, chabashira leave me alone

Akidoku: hey! that's not how that works!

Yume-no: damn, worth a shot

Harukawa: Not what i was expecting to log on and see

Paint-eater: what were you expecting? 

Harukawa: I don't know, not that though

PwaneJawneCospway: wasn't prepared for yumeno trying to juke chabashira by transing jer gender? 

Harukawa: Definitely

PwaneJawneCospway: her*

Yume-no: no no, you had it right the first time

PwaneJawneCospway: pfffff- 

KeySoulAyde: Is this girls' only hour or something? the only non-woman to join this convo is Hoshi

Paint-eater: yes yes! only girls (and hoshi) are allowed to speak right now

Yume-no: or darn guess i have to stop talking 

Akidoku: hHIMIKO PLEASE 

Yume-no: peace out girls, the jer has left the building

Akidoku: 😭 HIIIMMIIKKOOOOO

BuublegearBitch: lmaooooo she rlly took that out and ran with it

PwaneJawneCospway: here lies chabashira san's heart, smashed to pieces by jer

Harukawa: One day you guys are going to say something so awful all my brain cells decide to pack up and leave for Hawai'i without me

BubblegearBitch: what no braincell board meeting 2 plot my murder? 

Harukawa: Would you rather i kill you?

BubblegearBitch: i rather u step on me

Harukawa: No.

BubblegearBitch: :(

Paint-eater: hm, that made Angie think

Paint-eater: would refusing to kill someone be considered getting glockblocked

Harukawa: There is no intelligent way to respond to that question

PwaneJawneCospway: yEs absolutely! actually even better- calling harukawa resisting death threats glockblocking

Harukawa: Do not call it that

PwaneJawneCospway: or what (: :)

Harukawa: Don't, i have admin rights and i am not afraid to use them

KeySoulAyde: guess you got glockblocked smoogs. dw, she'll give you a death threat one day

PwaneJawneCospway: wheeeeeze

Harukawa: I

Harukawa: Akamatsu, i'd watch your back monday

KeySoulAyde: am i being threatened

Harukawa: I'm not making a threat, i'm making a promise.

KeySoulAyde: 😰 that's worse

    - -Replying to @KeySoulAyde : guess you got glockblocked smoogs. dw, she'll g-

PwaneJawneCospway: that just plain caught me off guard

KeySoulAyde: what why? the joke set up was there

PwaneJawneCospway: oh i expected the joke, just not the person. 

Harukawa: No offense Akamatsu, but you don't really come off as the type to say "cursed" things like that

KeySoulAyde: hey i'm perfectly capable of being cursed

PwaneJawneCospway: that was hardly cursed, but the point still stands 

KeySoulAyde: i'll prove it to you one day, someday someone will say something i can get super cursed with 

BubblegearBitch: sure sugartits

PwaneJawneCospway: what are you, a male casino goer from an american 1900's period film?

BubblegearBitch: w ha t ?

KeySoulAyde: i thought sugartits was an american mafia thing, not casino 

PwaneJawneCospway: there's a decent sized overlap

OutofBounds: dame also fits in that overlap i think

KeySoulAyde: Why is this even a conversation were having?

Paint-eater: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

MinzokuKiyo: Sugar tit was actually a very common term used in America and Britain in the 1800s to describe a pacifier made up of a tablespoon or so of sugar and/or honey wrapped tightly in a clean cloth for  a baby to suckle on. It was later used in the 1930-40 in the form “sugar-tits” as a flirtatious nickname, insinuating the lady in question’s bosom looks very appealing or ‘sweet’.
MinzokuKiyo: Dame originated in medieval France, it was a title given to women married to men with high status or power and meant “mistress of the house”. To this day it is still used as such. However, the word traveled overseas to America and reappeared alongside Sugar Tits in the 1930’s as a slang word to mean woman. Neither were strictly American, nor were they used by a niche group. 

PwaneJawneCospway: oo 

BubblegearBitch: well damn fuck us ig thx shingussy spoil the goofy shit with ur bitchass history boner

MinzokuKiyo: My apologies, Iruma-San. I was simply trying to bring light to the topic of conversation. 

KeySoulAyde: iruma be nice

KeySoulAyde: i thought it was interesting

BubblegearBitch: nice aint in my job description

OutofBounds: who feeds babies straight sugar?

PwaneJawneCospway: americans and brits apparently 

BubblegearBitch: BITCH I SAW UBTYPING SHRIMPDICKHGET INNHERE

KingHorse: Illiterate Whore.

BubblegearBitch: FUXK U VIRGBSIN ASS 

KingHorse: Iruma-Chan should at least pretend to check her messages for typos before sending them. Putain de merde. 

BubblegearBitch: ILL TYEP HOW I WANT

BubblegearBitch: Y DONT U STOP SPEAKIN IN CURSIVE??

KingHorse: Cursive?

PwaneJawneCospway: CURSIVE

KingHorse: Of all the possible unhinged ways to refer to French as, Iruma-Chan went with cursive?

BubblegearBitch: idfk its fancyand so is cursive so like why not call it cursive 

PwaneJawneCospway: to be entirely fair trying to pronounce anything in french is like trying to verbalize cursive

KingHorse: Je suis entouré de roturiers sans cervelle.

KingHorse: Totally unrelated but Shinguji-Chan is kinda wrong about Dame. 

MinzokuKiyo: Oh, am i? Please feel free to correct me. I may be the Ultimate Anthropologist but I do not know everything there is to know about humanity, nor is etymology my strong suit. I am always open to new information if you’re willing to share. 

KingHorse: I don’t know the etymology behind it so, I wouldn’t quote me on that either.

KingHorse: But as far as I know, Dame in modern French just means Lady like in america. It’s formal in context, but still just Lady. It’s probably why late 1900s Americans used it the way they did. 

BubblegearBitch: what r u talking about gokuckharas talnet 4 that’s bugs not words

MinzokuKiyo: Is it not used to refer to a married woman?

KingHorse: I mean you can, but Madame is usually what one would use in that scenario. If it makes up for it, Dame is the French name for the Queen chess piece. 

    --Replying to @BubblegearBitch: what r u talking about gokuckharas talnet 4 tha-

KingHorse: Did Iruma-Chan’s last oral session leave her with brain damage?

MinzokuKiyo: I stand corrected then.

PwaneJawneCospway: entomology is the study of bugs, etymology is the study of how words and language develop. 

BubblegearBitch: its not my fault thefuckign words are spelt so samey get off my dick!!

KingHorse: No one’s on Iruma-Chan’s STD riddled miniature Slim Jim, nor do any of us want to get anywhere near it. 

BubblegearBitch: MINI SLIM JIM??

BubblegearBitch: BITCH YOU WISH YOU WERE AS HUNG AS ME 

KingHorse: I’d love to knock Iruma-Chan’s cum-guzzling ass out of the water with a dick measuring contest, but I’d rather not risk her trying to get in my pants afterwards.

BubblegearBitch: DFSDFGJSDFJS!!!

PwaneJawneCospway: why didn’t you deny the std part-

KingHorse: Cause she can’t deny she’s an STD petri-dish.

BubblegearBitch: i didnt see that parT SHCUT UP YOU FUCKING ABORTION I DO NOT AHVE STDS

BubblegearBitch: I BET YOU HAVE RABIES ANYWAYS

KingHorse: Oh I absolutely do. An enemy organization head once mailed me a rabid Raccoon in an attempt to kill me; now I have a pet Raccoon, and natural immunity to Rabies I built up by having it bite me once a week.

Harukawa: Why is it that every time i log on there’s something chaotic and/or unintelligent happening?

BubblegearBitch: cuz were chaotic 

OutofBounds: and surprisingly stupid for supposed teen geniuses

PwaneJawneCospway: have you not been paying attention to the shenanigans in the classroom? what did you expect to happen?

Harukawa: I usually try to block it out

OutofBounds: that’s fair

PwaneJawneCospway: back to the french thing, would calling someone mon madame be like saying my wife then?

KingHorse: What?

PwaneJawneCospway: cause you said madame is what you call a wife instead of dame

KingHorse: OH.

KingHorse: No it’s “ma femme” or “ma épouse”.Il y a une différence entre quelqu'un qui appelle la mère de Shirogane "Madame Shirogane" et le père de Shirogane qui dit "Ma femme est au magasin".

PwaneJawneCospway: that is alot of my name in that

BubblegearBitch: stop speaking in cursicve u fuckin failed abortion

KingHorse: Suce ma putain de bite.

MinzokuKiyo: Madame is an honorific if I’m not mistaken.

KingHorse: Yeah, that’s basically what I said.

Sleuth: ¿estamos hablando en otros idiomas ahora?

BubblegearBitch: not sherlockhomo also speaking in cursive 

Sleuth: español

BubblegearBitch: same thing

Sleuth: ¿no?

Harukawa: You speak spanish?

Sleuth: ye its my 2nd language

KingHorse: SHUMAI!

Harukawa: Ah

KingHorse: Just ignore Iruma-Chan, the only language she understands is degradation. 

BubblegearBitch: FUCK OFF???

PwaneJawneCospway: no more language hopping please, i think the most of us are plain ol monolingual

Sleuth: ah srry shirogane

PwaneJawneCospway: it’s cool

KingHorse: I was going to ask why Haruakawa-Chan wasn’t commenting on my usage of French too, but then I remembered the Frenchiest French Fight I had with Taeko-Chan. 

Sleuth; yeah no one has doubts abt ur french capabilities after that mess

Sleuth: anyways hows everyone?

PwaneJawneCospway: pretty good!

Harukawa: I’m okay

KingHorse: Wouldn’t you like to know, weather boy.

OutofBounds: average

MinzokuKiyo: I am faring quite well today. And you?

BubblegearBitch: i feel abused by a certain shitass!!

    --Replying to @MinzokuKiyo: I am faring quite well today. And you?

Sleuth: i’m p good 

MinzokuKiyo: I’m pleased to hear.

KingHorse: The contrast between Saihara-Chan and Shinguji-Chan’s messages is comical.

Sleuth: r u still not over my preference for shorthands?

KingHorse: Nah, I am.

Sleuth: yeah ok sure

KingHorse: Does Saihara-Chan not trust me? ;^;

Sleuth: right now? No

Sleuth: generally? Sometimes

KingHorse: Saihara-Chan is so mean! 

BubblegearBitch; MEAN? ur one to talk

KingHorse: Shut up, whore. 

Sleuth: ouma.

KingHorse: Fine, fine. I admit it! Saihara-chan’s lax writing style makes me want to vomit. 

PwaneJawneCospway: i dont think that’s what he was ouma-ing you for

Sleuth: dw abt it, he knows

KingHorse: No I don’t.

Sleuth: u do

KingHorse: Pppphphphpttt! >:p 

Sleuth: how mature

KingHorse: I know, right? I’m such a mature gentleman!

PwaneJawneCospway: the only gentleman in this chat is gokuhara-kun

Harukawa: You are the farthest thing from

isLost: hello everyone i nearly blinded myself

Sleuth: what??

BubblegearBitch: KDNFJSNFJSN whatd u do shoot your eye cranking one out??

isLost: i forgot the spicy chip powder doesn't just affect the mouth and rubbed my eye with a hand covered in it

Sleuth: ouch, ive done that before

Sleuth: u okay? 

isLost: am now

isLost: i did find out were out of milk tho

KingHorse: Don't tell me Amami-Chan was going to pour milk on his eyes. 

isLost: of course not

isLost: i was going to pour it in s bowl then dunk my face in that

isLost: but we didn't have milk so i ran my face under the faucet instead

KingHorse: Next time- if you do the bowl thing, make some cereal with it. Otherwise it'd be a waste of milk. 

Sleuth; don’t drink face milk

isLost: i love how you say that like you know i'll do it again, amazing confidence. 

KingHorse: There's not a doubt in my mind.

isLost: gee thanks man

PwaneJawneCospway: what kind of spicy chip was it?

isLost: oh you know, [chip]

PwaneJawneCospway: fgfdd is that a placeholder??

KingHorse: Ah yes! [REDACTED], my favorite.

isLost: idk what you mean, was was eating [chip]

KingHorse: Man I love [chip], it’s great dipped in [sauce].

Sleuth: … was was-

isLost: ew who dips [chip] in [sauce]?

KingHorse: Me, bitch. I also love to wash it down with a [drink].

isLost: horrid flavor combination dude

KingHorse: It takes a shocking amount of flavor for me to taste shit. 

isLost: if you really want flavor i got u. try [chip] with [condiment] 

KingHorse: [condiment]?! That sounds unethical.

Sleuth: no im with ouma on this, who dips chips in condiments?

isLost; it’s good!! Make it better by mixing [condiment] with some [ingredient], its so delicious

KingHorse: “Hello 110, yes I'd like to report a crime...... Yes this man is eating [chips] with [condiment] and needs to be arrested immediately”

isLost: cant arrest an ultimate! specially not the ultimate [title]

KingHorse: Fuck.

PwaneJawneCospway: oh my god you guys sound like two spamtons talking

KingHorse: Don’t [emotion] me Shirogane-Chan, i’ll [action] my [adjective] [noun] to [action] your [noun] 

Sleuth: adlib time

OutofBounds: okay

     --Replying to @KingHorse: Don’t [emotion] me Shirogane-Chan, i’ll [acti-

OutofBounds: "Don’t [disgruntle] me Shirogane-Chan, i’ll [send] my [smelly] [goons] to [light ablaze] your [wardrobe]"

Sleuth: not bad

isLost: ouma

isLost: ouma- [honorific]

KingHorse: Oh my god

KingHorse: Amami-[honorific] is so smart

PwaneJawneCospway: okay i was exaggerating at first about the spamton thing but no really this is borderline spamton

KingHorse: Don’t compare me to that [fictional entity] you [insult]

isLost: hELp

Sleuth: i had to look up who spamton is

Sleuth: hes not far off 

PwaneJawneCospway: exactly! 

PwaneJawneCospway: wait you didn’t know who spamton is

Sleuth: i dont game much

KingHorse: Saihara-Chan lives under a [geological noun]

isLost: i know you said geological but my mind autoplayed the spongebob intro

Sleuth: oh please

PwaneJawneCospway: saihara is patrick, duh

KingHorse: [sushi] is far too smart to be Patrick. Besides, Spongebob lives IN a [fruit], not under it.

Sleuth: SUSHI?

Sleuth: is that meant to be shumai?

KingHorse: Shu tell me. ;)

Sleuth: ouch

isLost: okay that's enough of this [swear] for me today

Chapter Text

[The Round Table]

Yume-no: donuts

Yume-no: donuts

Yume-no: donuts

OutofBounds: dunot

Yume-no: doh nuts 

BubblegearBitch: DOG NUTS

Yume-no: donuts

Maidmistress: Yes, you will be getting doughnuts today. 

Yume-no: donuts!!

Sleuth: not to ask unrelated questions at this ungodly hour but-

BubblegearBitch: cunt it s 7 fr u mean ungodly hour 

Yume-no: what's the question

Sleuth: 7s to early

Sleuth: anyways

Yume-no: agreed

Sleuth: do any of u have online friends who make really bizarre threats?

BubblegearBitch: thats online bestie cultir for ya 

Yume-no: yeah 

Sleuth: ok so mine arent just crazy

Yume-no: i mean they might be but that's beside the point

Sleuth: i said arent just  

BubblegearBitch: i didnt know shuerlock homo even had online friends wtf did thay say thst got ur ass cheking their normalness

Yume-no: ooohh ok i get it

Sleuth: yeah i do, in a pretty close group too

Sleuth: last night the whole "parents dumped me on my uncle" thing got brought up again and one of them suggested cannibalizing my parents

Yume-no: checks out

BubblegearBitch: JDNCJSBFJSNFJEJ!?!?

Sleuth: the others joined in and while i got ready for bed they were plotting a western style cookout 

PwaneJawneCospway: yea that tracks, crazy or not people are usually more willing to be unhinged behind a computer screen

Sleuth: it was very interesting to say the least

Sleuth: for the record this is not the 1st time theyve said unhinged things like this, but its the most recent since this server was created so i only now got the chance to bring it up

PwaneJawneCospway: can i be invited to the cannibal cookout? 

Sleuth: no

PwaneJawneCospway: man

BubblegearBitch: can i

Sleuth: no

BubblegearBitch: fuck u whore

Sleuth: u wish

Yume-no: WAT

BubblegearBitch: WNJFNEJFNSJFNSJDBHSNJXJDUDJSDHFJSJXJDHFJSJFHJSJFJWKXNKEJGBXOSTNCB

Sleuth: SORRY 

Sleuth: MY BRAIN WAS STILL ON THE FRIEND GROUP THING 

PwaneJawneCospway: different humors for different groups?

Sleuth: yeah im so sorry im so tired still

BubblegearBitch: I DIDNT KNOE U HAD IT IN U TO MAKE A JOKE LIKE THST IMS SCRWMAING

Sleuth: plz-

PwaneJawneCospway: oooh boi i don't think you're coming back from that one saihara kun 

Sleuth: ;-;

Sleuth: ill be withering away in a hole if u need me

PwaneJawneCospway: nuuuuuuuu

BubblegearBitch: NO PLZ I WAUT NEEF TO SEE MORE OF THST WHERE DID THAR COME FROM

Yume-no: real "used personality a with group b" situmiation we got here

Sleuth: no kidding 

LuminaryInMyFace: are those friends okay to you bro? 

Sleuth: ?

Yume-no: ?

LuminaryInMyFace: they threaten your family and apparently make you change your personality for them, are you comfy with them? 

Sleuth: im perfectly fine with them, its not a hostage situation momota i can leave if im uncomfy

LuminaryInMyFace: yeah but you're too nice and polite to just dip like that 

Sleuth: not really?? i know my boundries

PwaneJawneCospway: i think polite of not he's fully capable of leaving if he doesn't like it

Sleuth: ^^^^

Sleuth: also no one is making me change my personality

LuminaryInMyFace: sorry ig that joke was so unlike you

Sleuth: everyone acts a bit different between friend groups to adapt to one anothers preferences

Sleuth: im nicer here than there cause u guys enjoy it more. they enjoy me more on the edgy side for lack of a better word

BubblegearBitch: moanmota just neber had more.than one friend group at s time fucking clearly cause diff personalites is normal

LuminaryInMyFace: i've had multiple friend groups before! i never changed personalities between them

BubblegearBitch: HAD MEANS U DONY HAVE NOW CUCNT

LuminaryInMyFace: what

PwaneJawneCospway: anyways saihara kun this makes me curious how much of what we know of you is just you adapting to us and how much is the real u

Sleuth: do u want an honest answer to that? 

LuminaryInMyFace: yes

Sleuth: i use more adaptation here than i do w/ the other friend group

LuminaryInMyFace: REALLY?!

Sleuth: yeah we became friends years bf i started at hpa and r very close

Sleuth: i love u guys but we have a very different friendship to the 1 i have with the other group

LuminaryInMyFace: theyre online yeah?

Sleuth: yeah

PwaneJawneCospway: uhoh

Sleuth: ?

LuminaryInMyFace: how do online friends know you better than people irl?? u dont even know each others names or faces or voices, you cant really be that close with a faceless stranger.

PwaneJawneCospway: that-

Sleuth: oh

BubblegearBitch: grt ur fucksing hewd oit if ur grannys ass moanmota ita ez to be sfirneds withppl online nowdays 

Yume-no: i think u made a typo iruma…

BubblegearBitch: cuck it up birht

Sleuth: momota i we video call all the time. they arent strangers, were close friends who have been there for one another for several years through all sorts of stuff

BubblegeatBitch: bitvh*

BubblegearBitch: bitch*

Sleuth: they actually know alot abt me and i know alot abt them, we talk alot

BubblegearBitch: fuck

Yume-no: good job iruma

BubblegearBitch: SHUT UP DONKEYLIPS

Sleuth: i appreciate the concern but they're perfectly fine

BubblegearBitch: they ever see u with ur shirt off before cuz presnetinj nippes is the tru mark of friendship

Sleuth: im gonna pretend i didn't just read that 

PwaneJawneCospway: that would be better for the sanity yes

BubblegearBitch: im gona asusme yes they have seen ur nippels and ur virgin ass jsut dont wanna sdmit it

LuminaryInMyFace: i'll trust u but if they hurt you im coming for them

Sleuth: they wont, even if they wanted to i dont think theyre smart enough to use anything they know abt me for harm

BubblegearBitch: DAAMMNN ROADTED

PwaneJawneCospway: roadted chuken

BubblegearBitch: WHY R U AL ON MY DICK TODAY

Yume-no: cause ouma hasnt been online all morning for some reason so were filling in

BubblegearBitch: MOTHER FUUCHEKRS

BubblegearBitch: @KingHorse CUM ONLSINE CLOWN DICK

Sleuth: im gonna go so i can get ready for school, see u guys there

BubblegearBitch: bUHBYEEE DONT FORGET TI USE THAT CUNTISHNESS MOR OFTEND AROUDN.ME ITS FUNNY

Sleuth: no

BubblegearBitch: cunt

PwaneJawneCospway: seeee, he can say no when he wants

LuminaryInMyFace: yeah i see, still not fond of this whole online friends thing, just for safety reasons

Yume-no: u sound like my mom

Harukawa: He's a detective Momota, im sure he understands how to safely build online friendships

BubblegearBitch: omfg Whorukawa haaiii

Harukawa: Bye. 

BubblegearBitch: MEAN TO ME

PwaneJawneCospway: man

OutofBounds: karma

BubblegearBitch: THE FUCK U MEAN KARMA

OutofBounds: pretty self explanatory actually

isLost: any1 in this chat smpke weed 

BubblegearBitch: fucck u husshi

  --Replying to @isLost: any1 in this chat smpke weed

BubblegearBitch: like /j or /srs

isLost: /sra

BubblegearBitch: whaz up 

isLost: i forgor todays mondsym

BubblegearBitch: JRNFJSNFJSB DID U GET ZOOTED ONAA SCHEOOLDAY?

isLost: 👉👈

BubblegearBitch: JSNFJSB LMAO JUst go zooted at that point g

isLost: nooooo i neef some dehighifektion tips

isLost: *dehuufkcation

isLost: de

isLost: high

isLost: afa

isLost: cat

OutofBounds: idk if ive ever heard of getting rid of a high before, at least we know you are high tho so we wont question it

isLost: ion

BubegearBitch: frfr i normally dontwanna get down from my highs so sdnfsjfbwajf

isLost: yu suck

BubblegearBitch: noy the worst thing somoens said to me today

isLost: a

Sleuth: how high r u? 

isLost: yis

Sleuth: Sleuth: theres no real remedy for a high, if ur too high to get to school on ur own id suggest just calling in sick

isLost: maaaaaan 

Sleuth: and drink lots of water, depending on how u took it water might flush it out faster

Yume-no: hydrate or diedrate

isLost: zwifbfjsn diedrate diestr8

Harukawa: stay home Amami

isLost: :(

isLost: fibne ill go plau lemnral 7

Sleuth: imma go, need to drive

OutofBounds: i don't think i want to know what that was supposed to be

Harukawa: Stay safe Saihara

  [react:👍]

isLost: uruma woult liek it

OutofBounds: yeah def don't wanna know

BubblegearBitch: ELEMENTAL 7

BubblegearBitch: FUCKER TF U MWNAN I WOULD LIKE IT I INTRODUCED U TO IT

isLost: u did

isLost: is why ud liwk it

Yume-no: isn't that that one element mixing game where most elements are community submitted or smth? 

BubblegearBitch: yeaj its so fucking srupid i lvoe it

isLost: explosnt + esplosion = horse

Yume-no: i played that once, so many hours of my life lost 

BubblegearBitch: well spelnt u mean

Yume-no: i do not

Yume-no: it took a major hit on my mana

BubblegearBitch: coward

KeySoulAyde: gooooood morning everyone!!

PwaneJawneCospway: morning

KeySoulAyde: sorry i wasn't on earlier, Akari woke up on the wrong side of the bed today so i had to put up with her all morning instead of chit chatting like i would have liked

PwaneJawneCospway: who??

KeySoulAyde: my sister

PwaneJawneCospway: oohhh

PwaneJawneCospway: ngl i forgot u had a sister

KeySoulAyde: i wish that were me

BubblegearBitch: emgnnsjfnsjbsjfnjsbf?!?

KeySoulAyde: she drives me crazy more often than i'd like to admit

BubblegearBitch: lmao fuckong mood my sibs maje me wannatie their balls to an electixv fence

KeySoulAyde: okay she isn't that bad

PwaneJawneCospway: i dont think anyone but iruma san would want to do that regardless of how bad their siblings are

Harukawa: You're an only child, aren't you

PwaneJawneCospway: nooo

KeySoulAyde: rip

PwaneJawneCospway: not rip, sounds like to me i have it better off cuz i'm not being driven crazy by siblings

BubblegearBitch: i woudbnt trade my felloe crotch goblins for the worlf

OutofBounds: fellow crotch goblins…..

BubblegearBitch: ya heard me

OutofBounds: but did i want to?

PwaneJawneCospway: no, and neither did i but here we are apparently

KeySoulAyde: felt that iruma Akari drives me nuts but i love her

KeySoulAyde: @isLost you're the resident big bro, opinions on the convo?

isLost: sibelings ❤

OutofBounds: thanks for the input

isLost: yeh

BubblegearBitch: spesking of siblings i met clown fuckers sister for someine related to him shea pretty hot

Harukawa: He has family? i thought the general consensus was that he's an orphan

BubblegeatBitch: ye nah surprosingly not a orpahn just doesnt talk abt family much for sum reason idk y cuz hos sis is a riot

Harukawa: Huh

isLost: ghabdster

KeySoulAyde: wonderful amami, thank you

Yume-no; i cannot believe the first image of the chat had to be a ss of that cursed game

PwaneJawneCospway: it’s kinda funny

Yume-no: here’s a pic of my little tiger to compensate

PwaneJawneCospway: omg kitty! 

OutofBounds: CAT

Yume-no: i took it a couple of days ago 

OutofBounds: what’s it’s name

Yume-no: his name is michio

PwaneJawneCospway: michio with the beans

Yume-no: michio with the beans 

OutofBounds: he’s adorable

Akidoku: tenko’s met michio! very loving cat

OutofBounds: i envy you

OutofBounds: i need everyone in this gc to send me a pic of their cats at some point, kitties are my main source of serotonin 

PwaneJawneCospway: alas, i am petless

OutofBounds: darn

Akidoku: tenko doesn’t have a cat but tenko does know a crow

OutofBounds: crows are just bird hardware running cat software

Akidoku: tru 

OutofBounds: i think since i’m asking for cats i should share my own

OutofBounds: this is Merit

Yume-no: a baby!

PwaneJawneCospway: omg he looks wise

OutofBounds: he is not

Yume-no: same with michio, not a thought in his head

OutofBounds: on the rare occasion he does have a thought, it’s never a bright one

Yume-no: stupidest thing he’s done?

OutofBounds: got stuck in the trash can

Yume-no: oh god

OutofBounds: he loves trash for some reason

Yume-no: help

Yume-no: michio gets lost if you put a blanket over his head and if he can’t find his way out he’ll cry

OutofBounds: poor stupid little guy

Yume-no: indeed

PwaneJawneCospway: my friend once told me about how their cat got out and got lost standing in the middle of their driveway

Yume-no: omg 

isLost: pubby

PwaneJawneCospway: “pubby” shows a huskie(?)

isLost: pubby is pubby

isLost: yuka

BubblegearBitch: yall showiwng pussie and btich?

PwaneJawneCospway: don’t phrase it like that, come on

BubblegearBitch: i woul d show tractor nut ims nto at home to tale a picc

PwaneJawneCospway: tractor?

Yume-no: tractor???

OutofBounds: you did not name your pet tractor

BubblegearBitch: i did hez fuvking massove what else do ai call him

isLsot: breeb?

BubblegearBitch: fuckin sait bernarad

isLost: ah

isLost: trackotr

Yume-no: oh shi i’m going to be late if i don’t go rn

PwaneJawneCospway: you haven’t left yet???

Yume-no: no! I was distracted by the cat chat!

PwaneJawneCospway: go?????

Yume-no: going!

Yume-no: i want my donuts

Chapter Text

[The Round Table]

KeySoulAyde: hey gang! guess who just had the consequences of her actions catch up with her!

Sleuth: what happened?

KeySoulAyde: ya know how i try to help people alot, even though i may or may not know what im talking about?

Sleuth: im very familiar with this yes

KeySoulAyde: KAY! so one of my friends wanted my help with asking out his crush, and when i gave my usual vaguely encouraging stuff he cut me off and went "no i mean like how do i ask him out"

KeySoulAyde: i don't know how to ask someone out im aroace, and i don't think suggesting to listen to Fur Elise is going to go over well with him

KeySoulAyde: i didn't want to tell him i'm love dumb- so i told him i'll get back to him with some ideas in a few days 

KeySoulAyde: im fucked

Sleuth: yikes

Yume-no: wheres one of those really scrunchy cringe-ouch face emojis when i need them

OutofBounds: i'd help you but i don't know how to woo people either, I pulled my old girl by being autistic i think

Sleuth: akamatsu u rlly should tell him you cant help

KeySoulAyde: i know but then id feel bad for at least not trying, so i came here to maybe ask you guys for help

Yume-no: you think we're any better? 

KeySoulAyde: well i was hoping at least someone here has dated before and has solid advice

KingHorse: I'd offer my expertise, but as a Supreme Leader of Evil I don't need to know how to woo someone to have all the ladies and lads alike swooning over me. People all around the world want to sell their souls in trade for my hand in marriage.

Yume-no: you wish

KingHorse: How rude, Yumeno-Chan. I'll have her know my milkshake- does in fact- bring all the boys to the yard.

Sleuth: ow??

KingHorse: Too old? Western?

Sleuth: both

Yumeno: too both

KeySoulAyde: so no help

Sleuth: im sorry

Yume-no: nah ive never dated, all the people im into think im 12

OutofBounds: uuuh- be yourself??

Sleuth: what little experience i have is awful

KeySoulAyde: it's fine! i'll just ask around to some other people

KeySoulAyde: maybe i could ask hinata during my next class break, he seems like he knows his stuff

KingHorse: No offense to Hinata-Chan, but I think he just got stupid lucky. Want to talk about someone who pulled bitches being autistic, Hoshi-Chan? Because Hinata-Chan pulled bitches being autistic.

PwaneJawneCospway: i don't think there's enough information for anyone to really help, we don't know their dynamic or archetypes or anything. those can change alot about how one tackles a confession. 

PwaneJawneCospway: not to talk about real people with character shipping terminology but like- are they an opposites attract, sunshine x tsundere, "oh no they're both socially anxious"- we need something to chew on here

KeySoulAyde: well, without giving away too much cause i wasn't even supposed to mention this to anyone- my friend is very happy go lucky guy but is very worried confessing might scare his crush away, said crush is a chill person but has an aversion to attachment

PwaneJawneCospway: try to be gentle about it? don't come off too strong and match the other's energy?

PwaneJawneCospway: 😶

PwaneJawneCospway: i was going to say something more but i realize it doesn't work in reality

KeySoulAyde: it's alright, at least it's something

KingHorse: Alternatively, he can test the waters by flirting and if it starts going south, just backpedal and say it was a joke.

KeySoulAyde: nor the best advice but its worth a mention, idk how well the other takes flirting

PwaneJawneCospway: who knows he might be oblivious to it

KingHorse: I find it highly amusing how common that is. 

PwaneJawneCospway: wat? people being oblivious to flirting?

KingHorse: Yeah, it's near comical how often I see that happen.

Sleuth: i second that

Sleuth: well at least at hpa i see it alot

PwaneJawneCospway: lets pray this friend of akamatsu's isn't your average hpa student 

KeySoulAyde: yes, let's do that, obliviousness will make this 100x harder

Harukawa: Love languages. 

Harukawa: Why has no one mentioned love languages yet

KeySoulAyde: oh i forgot about those! i don't know either's love languages tho-

Harukawa: You don't have to, just suggest trying for find out what the crush's love language is to your friend

Harukawa: Im sure once he has that information, thinking of ways to ask his crush out will be easier

KeySoulAyde: thats a fair point, i'll def bring that up with him. 

KeySoulAyde: okay now i kinda got i biiitt more going on in the brain

Sleuth: glad to hear

Sleuth: iwouldnt pull smth like this again tho

KeySoulAyde: ik ik i bit off more than i could chew, ill pull the breaks before i get this far next time

Sleuth: good

KingHorse: Now the love talk is over; Who wants to get really upset over something really polarizing despite being totally pointless?

Harukawa: Oh no

OutofBounds: i'll bite

KingHorse: Who would win in a fight: 1 billion lions, or one of every single Pokemon 

Harukawa: I'm out

Sleuth: pokemon, iirc theres one that creates blackholes

KingHorse: Gardevoir

PwaneJawneCospway: celesteel is a 30 ft tall rocket ship of a pokemon. A billion lions could sooner level a skyscraper

LuminaryInMyFace: You literally can not quantify a Billion correctly

PwaneJawneCospway: how many lions would it take to kill god

LuminaryInMyFace: I don't care what the hell is happening a Billion is SO MUCH fucking more than a thousand

PwaneJawneCospway: how many lions.

OutofBounds: mimikyu could just take it’s little cloak off yeah?

PwaneJawneCospway: to kill god

LuminaryInMyFace: Don’t use that god argument on me!

LuminaryInMyFace: BECAUSE YOU CAN CANONICALLY KILL GOD WITH A SHEEP IN POKEMON

LuminaryInMyFace: No!

Sleuth: killing god sounds op for a pocket monster

Yume-no: god is a pocket monster in pokemon

PwaneJawneCospway: YEAH EVEN THE SHEEP ARE POWERFUL ENOUGH TO KILL GOD WHAT MAKES YOU THINK ANY AMOUNT OF LIONS COULD KILL THE POKEMON WHEN EVEN THE SHEEP HAVE GOD-KILLING POWERS

LuminaryInMyFace: IF A SHEEP CAN KILL GOD SO CAN SO MANY FUCKING LION'S YOU DICK

KingHorse: I think that depends on which way it’s thought about; is the sheep as powerful as God? Or is God a mere animal capable of being killed by mortals?

Yume-no: momota consider this

Yume-no: charizard fly above lion

Yume-no: shoot fire at lions

LuminaryInMyFace: lion pile!

PwaneJawneCospway: OH NOW I FUCKING KNOW YOUR BULLSHITTING YOU DID NOT JUST PULL THE PILE CARD

LuminaryInMyFace: I DID SUE ME

BubblegearBitch: the fuclk dis i just walk on on bigg pussy pile??

PwaneJawneCospway: THE LIONS WOULD BE CRUSHED UNDER THE WEIGHT OF THE FUCKING LIONS

Sleuth: ouma asked a very bad question

BubblegearBitch: oooohhb i see ima read yp

LuminaryInMyFace: IF IT CAN HAPPEN IN WORLD WAR Z THEN IT CAN WORK IN POKEMON

KingHorse: WHY IS MOMOTA-CHAN USING A ZOMBIE MOVIE AS EVIDENCE FOR A  POKEMON BASED ARGUMENT?????

LuminaryInMyFace: THE SIMPLE FACT OF THE MATTER IS THAT A BILLION IS SO SO FUCKING MUCH MORE THAN A THOUSAND

PwaneJawneCospway: SO MANY OF THEM CAN FLY OUT OF REACH

PwaneJawneCospway:I DONT CARE HOW BIG YOUR HYPOTHETICAL PILE IS, THERE ARE POKEMON THAT CAN BE IN SPACE

PwaneJawneCospway: THE HELL YOUR LIONS GON DO BOUT THAT

OutofBounds: cant believe you pulled the pile card

LuminaryInMyFace: THERE ARE A BILLION

Yume-no: tower falls down lion go squish

PwaneJawneCospway: LITERAL GOD MOMOTA

LuminaryInMyFace: THEY POKEMON ARE GONNA GET THEIR ASS WHOOPED

BubblegearBitch: dawg actual god aganst big pussy!!

Sleuth: this is hell wtf did u unleash on this chat

LuminaryInMyFace: A SHEEP CAN KILL GOD THE LIONS CAN KILL GOD

PwaneJawneCospway: IF A SHEEP CAN KILL GOD A SHEEP CAN KILL A BILLION LIONS

Yume-no: how can lions kill ghosts?

Yume-no: or lava

BubblegearBitch: shottling lazers?

LuminaryInMyFace: SHOCKER DUDE, HOW'S THE SHEEP GONNA HANDLE WHEN IT GETS ATTACKED BY 80 LIONS AT THE SAME TIME

BubblegearBitch: exploders????

OutofBounds: there's mons so big they could crush at minimum 100 just by flopping over on their sides

PwaneJawneCospway: give it a few damn years an there gonna be a billion pokemon too then what

LuminaryInMyFace: Then the pokemon will win 

LuminaryInMyFace: But for now

KeySoulAyde: do regional variants count as separate fighters

KingHorse: Yes.

LuminaryInMyFace: A THOUSAND IS NOTHING TO A BILLION

BubblegearBitch: hoe many enfer dragon to kill jerma?

KingHorse: Jesus fuck, this was a mistake.

Sleuth: understatment

Yume-no: how many soldiers to stop steve minecraft

isLost: how many salt lamp to kill curious teenager

KeySoulAyde: don’t lick salt lamps

isLost: i think i will

Sleuth: dont

BubblegearBitch: how many santa to eat a while jesus

Yume-no: that doesn’t make japanese

KingHorse: Shut up, whore.

Sleuth: anyways, ouma never instigate smthn like that again

KingHorse: No promises!

LuminaryInMyFace: do not

isLost: ay saihara don’t you have friends you could invoke that on?

isLost: or was ai so high this morning i dreamt that

Sleuth: yes i do, but i wont

isLost: you should do that to them

isLost: aw

Sleuth: god knows itd set off tazz, and theres only so much spaniard yelling i can handle

isLost: understandable have a nice day

KeySoulAyde: i know i'm going to put this debate in my friend group's chat

BubblegearBitch: fuckign valid

PwaneJawneCospway: tazz like the loony toon?

Sleuth: no its pulled from their user, but we have made that joke before

PwaneJawneCospway: hjfdjklaf 

Yume-no: unrelated i found a cute copy paste ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ

KeySoulAyde: !

PwaneJawneCospway: little

KeySoulAyde: adorable

KingHorse: ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ

KingHorse: Beasts. 

isLost: thanks, i need little ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ guys in my life

Yume-no: glad i could supply

OutofBounds: ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ

OutofBounds: idk how to make a flipped version, i was going to make them kiss

PwaneJawneCospway: ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ<•´_)~

OutofBounds: close enough

Yume-no: thats cute 

KingHorse: Easy way to fix this; one is clearly a rat.

PwaneJawneCospway: which one

KingHorse: Flip a coin. 

PwaneJawneCospway: ejgbkdnf 

isLost: on a realer note, any you got notes for me to copy from?

KingHorse: Which class?

LuminaryInMyFace: i do!

LuminaryInMyFace: ouma you do not have notes

KingHorse: Yes I do.

LuminaryInMyFace: even if you did, which you don't, you’d just give him the wrong answers on purpose

KingHorse: How rude of Momota-Chan! Assuming the worst of me.

LuminaryInMyFace: that’s all i can assume from you when you actively try to be the worst person in the room on any given day

KingHorse: I’m not that bad, i have my good days.

isLost: rarely 

Sleuth: ouma im srry but u really arent nice as often as u think u r

KingHorse: BETRAYAL!!

isLost: anyways to answer pumas question, math

OutofBounds: puma

isLost: *ouma

LuminaryInMyFace: shit i wasn’t in class for those

isLost: damn

KingHorse: I waaaas.

LuminaryInMyFace @Sleuth do you have notes from math?

Sleuth: yes but theyre in my locker rn

isLost: i can take oumas its fine

KingHorse: Take the L, Space Cowboy.

Paint-eater: you guys ever get unreasonably attached to some weird little dude from a media you like? 

PwaneJawneCospway: ALL THE TIME

Paint-eater: why is that still my nickname- 

PwaneJawneCospway: there are so many greasy little weirdos in my blorbo roster. do tell what's yours

Paint-eater: a guy named Kalim

PwaneJawneCospway: the twst character!?!?

Paint-eater: yep yep! 

PwaneJawneCospway: ofc you’d like kalim he’s just as happy go lucky as you

PwaneJawneCospway: im personally a mallus kind of girl, he's so traumatized it's cute. Most recent developments on his character got me wanting to scream

Paint-eater: oh angie doesn't know anything about twst, just Kalim

PwaneJawneCospway: aaaawwwwwwwwww! you got my hopes up, i thought i found another twst enjoyer

Paint-eater: sorry Shirogane! i just like the little funky dude with the water powers

Paint-eater: tho this Mallus person sounds interesting, Kami-san said i should look him up some time

PwaneJawneCospway: DO IT IM WITH YOUR GOD ON THIS DO IT HES SO HOT DO IT NOW

KeySoulAyde: wwaaaaat did i just log onto

Paint-eater: looking him up

OutofBounds: nerding

KeySoulAyde: so the usual nonsense i never understand

OutofBounds: ye

PwaneJawneCospway: we're talking about weird little blorbos you stuff in your pocket

Paint-eater: M

KeySoulAyde: is seee

Paint-eater: Kami-san help me

PwaneJawneCospway: did you see him

Paint-eater: yEs. my eyes have been opened

PwaneJawneCospway:I KNOW RIGHT!

KingHorse: Azul’s way better.

KeySoulAyde: wh

PwaneJawneCospway: OUMA YOU KNOW TWST?! I FUCKING KNEW YOU WERE INTO OTOME GAMES

KingHorse: Okay first off. TWST isn’t an Otome.

KingHorse; Second off I only know stuff about it because of a friend.

PwaneJawneCospway: WHY DO YOU HAVE A FAVE THEN?!

KingHorse: I don’t, I just said that to be a contrarian. Seriously, Shirogane-Chan should know better by now.

OutofBounds: you don’t have to be into the source material to like a character

PwaneJawneCospway: i’m hurt

PwaneJawneCospway: okay well i know that but still- it’s ouma

OutofBounds: understandable have a nice day

KeySoulAyde: i was going to ask if anyone wanted to call but i think i’ll pass now

KingHorse: Awwwwww….

Chapter Text

[The Round Table]

OutofBounds: @Akidoku  @Kiibo  @Gentleman @Maidmistress 

OutofBounds: dead people gang

PwaneJawneCospway: Who up wonking they willy

OutofBounds: horrendous, thank you

Kiibo: Why am i being pinged?

PwaneJawneCospway: cause yur dead

Kiibo: I have the server set to muted shirogane san.

PwaneJawneCospway: mute or not you should participate more

Maidmistress: I'm not ‘dead’, but I am a bit too busy to regularly check in outside of dms. However if you'd like you can ping me any time to request participation, given I'm available. 

Kiibo: I suppose i could unmute so i can be more active, but i’m not sure i want the kinds of notifications i would be getting in return.

Gentleman: Gonta is sorry! Gontas been very busy because Gontas old scorched wing moths got to the end of their life cycle and Gontas been trying to pin them and set up their old cage for a new batch of festoon caterpillars Gonta ordered!

OutofBounds: no worries you two, jobs gotta job

PwaneJawneCospway: just check in more?? You don’t have to mute

PwaneJawneCospway: not you two you’re fine, i mean kiibo

Kiibo: If i don't have it unmuted i forget to check in. 

PwaneJawneCospway: skill issue

Gentleman: Gonta doesnt think its an issue with skill.

Gentleman: Kiibo just has a different way that he works and that is okay! 

Kiibo: Thank you!!!

PwaneJawneCospway: :( ):

OutofBounds: narrowly avoiding cow udder emoji

PwaneJawneCospway: well i was until you decided to remark that 

Kiibo: Cow what?

OutofBounds: just trying to do my job

PwaneJawneCospway: what job????

OutofBounds: lurk and be silly

isLost: that is what he’s been doing this whole time

PwaneJawneCospway: where di you come from? I thought you said you were going to be offline today yesterday

isLost: i live here

  --Replying to @Kiibo: Cow what?

isLost: cow udder emoji 

OutofBounds: ): :( and (: :)

Kiibo: Oh-

Gentleman: oh! those do look like udders.

PwaneJawneCospway: god damnit! Stop spreading that!

Gentleman: sorry!

PwaneJawneCospway: ur fine, im yelling at hoshi and amami

isLost: what, and drop a perfectly good bit?

PwaneJawneCospway: there’s much better bits to keep instead

isLost: like…?

PwaneJawneCospway: uuuuuuh

isLost: see we don’t have any yet

PwaneJawneCospway: no! We have bits i just can’t remember one rn!

PwaneJawneCospway: oh!!

PwaneJawneCospway: [placeholder]!

isLost: that one died the same day it was made 

PwaneJawneCospway: paint-eater and yume-no

isLost: those are nickname bits, those don’t work the same way, i don’t count em

GodRestYeMerryArtists: Angie got rid of paint eater!

PwaneJawneCospway: fuck

PwaneJawneCospway: put it back

GodRestYeMerryArtists: no ♥️

Kiibo: Why don't you make bits that aren't at the expense of one another?

isLost: but making fun of one another the best part

OutofBounds: within reason

isLost: within reason

Kiibo: I will never understand the need to harass other people for entertainment

Gentleman: Gonta supposes its just part of human nature, like how some animals play fight!

Kiibo: That is different
Kiibo: Animals play fight to learn how to really fight and protect themselves, that is not comparable

Gentleman: oh! Gonta just thought humans do the same

PwaneJawneCospway: oh no

PwaneJawneCospway: duck for cover, shinguji’s typing

PwaneJawneCospway: get infodumped on idiots

isLost: oop-

MinzokuKiyo: We do. Humans use play to learn and grow just as animals do, and we actually benefit from it quite a bit more than we do from simply sitting still for hours and studying. Humans are hands-on by nature, and the idea that we must grow out of play is harmful to our growth as a species. However, finding insults and mockery funny is not in the same ballpark as learning through play. Mockery is a uniquely human behavior that serves a wide swath of psychological functions- to sit here and explain it all would take several hours, of which I'm sure you’d all prefer to be spending doing something else.

PwaneJawneCospway: there it is

MinzokuKiyo: Your mockery of me here is actually an excellent example of one such psychological use; mockery to save face. You spoke as though you yourself haven’t info dumped about your own interests before, pointing me out as the weird one to shift attention away from your own habits and make yourself seem better than I.

PwaneJawneCospway: WHAT

isLost: man you didn’t have to scalp her like that

MinzokuKiyo: Yes I did.

PwaneJawneCospway: i have been brutally murdered, no one will find the body

OutofBounds: it wasn’t that bad

Kiibo: I think it was deserved, if you insist on mocking others expect someone to do it right back.

PwaneJawneCospway: ikikik

PwaneJawneCospway: i am not immune to the jest and jabs

PwaneJawneCospway: ouma-kun reminds me of that enough already

isLost: see now, you and ouma arguing over everything? That’s a bit

PwaneJawneCospway: that’s not a bit that’s just how we are

GodRestYeMerryArtists: aaaaaand the trainwreck rerails~!

isLost: it’s not a bit to you cause you’re actually arguing with him, but i’m like 90% sure ouma does it just to mess with you, and thus, a bit

MinzokuKiyo: Mockery at its finest. 

PwaneJawneCospway: A-

isLost: so @Maidmistress how’s life?

Maidmistress: I am doing well. I assume you wish for me to participate in your conversation?

isLost: you don’t have do if ya don’t want, just wanted to check in on ya

Maidmistress: Well thank you, Amami-San. I appreciate the sentiment.

PwaneJawneCospway: got any distractions for us?

Maidmistress: Distractions? Care to elaborate?

PwaneJawneCospway: just something to change the topic idk

Maidmistress: Hm. Well I assume you want something most of you have enough knowledge on to form opinions of.

Maidmistress: Perhaps aesthetics? I’m not too terribly familiar with the terminology for alot of online aesthetics, but it’s a fairly broad topic anyone could theoretically jump in on.

PwaneJawneCospway: OH HELL YES!

Maidmistress: I, personally, am fond of the Victorian era aesthetic.

OutofBounds: does liminal space count as an aesthetic? cuz i really like liminal space

PwaneJawneCospway: where do i even begin with aesthetics

PwaneJawneCospway: yes hoshi it does

isLost: the backrooms(affectionate)

MinzokuKiyo: I am also fond of Victorian, as well as Dark Academia, Gothic, and Coffinwood. 

PwaneJawneCospway: the FUCK is coffinwood?

isLost: take early 2000’s small western town nostalgia, now make it a spooky ghost town

MinzokuKiyo: Precisely.

MinzokuKiyo: I was going to attempt to describe it myself, but Amami seemed to have beat me to it. I think he did a much better job than my attempt was going to.

PwaneJawneCospway: why do you know that amami-kun

isLost: i didn’t, i looked it up and stared at the image results for a sec

MinzokuKiyo: An excellent read from such a short glance. 

isLost: B) 

PwaneJawneCospway: anyways??

PwaneJawneCospway: uuh i like alot of different aesthetics, but if i had to choose a favorite- 

isLost: i like crowcore. shiny things are cool

PwaneJawneCospway: lolit- OH CORVIDCORE’S SO COOL YEAH

PwaneJawneCospway: lolita’s pretty up there for me, it’s so hard to choose just one top fave tho

OutofBounds: i’m surprised you didn’t say weeaboo aesthetic

PwaneJawneCospway: oh come on!

OutofBounds: you’re always making anime references and stuff, i just kinda assumed you’d like the aesthetic

PwaneJawneCospway: ig that's fair, yeah

Kiibo: Her guard is up because you guys kept messing with her.

OutofBounds: yeah i noticed

PwaneJawneCospway: you got a fave aesthetic kiibo?

Kiibo: Uuuuh.

Kiibo: Not in particular?

Kiibo: Does the images used in Japanese Indie Rock playlist videos count as an aesthetic?

PwaneJawneCospway: you mean those oddly nice images of street corners, alleyways, and shopping districts?

Kiibo: Yeah. kinda stupid to like i know, cause we live in japan, but those images always look so pretty and make me feel comfy. 

PwaneJawneCospway: i mean it’s about as normal to like as an american liking pretty images of a rando american town from the 2010s, so yeah that’s valid

Yume-no: do not- i repeat DO NOT use bleach to wash the dishes! my head hurt

Yume-no: also my aesthetics are goblincore and cottagecore but dark. maybe a little renfair on the side

OutofBounds: why are you using bleach to do the dishes?

Kiibo: Why are you doing the dishes?

PwaneJawneCospway: i'm so tempted to make you a mushroom hat now.... you’d look so cute in one

Yume-no: cause my dad asked me to and that's how he showed me to do it, i can’t stand the smell of bleach tho so i i’m suffering headache, had to take a handful of breaks to not feel sick. It’s a pain but can’t really say no 

Kiibo: It is good to see you showing some sort of responsibility.

Yume-no: wuz that s’pose to mean >:|

  --Replying to @PwaneJawneCospway:   i'm so tempted to make you a mushro-

Yume-no: speaking of mushie hats

Kiibo: I was just trying to be supportive of your motivation. 

Yume-no: i've had to stop myself from impulse buying one several times actually

PwaneJawneCospway: ....

PwaneJawneCospway: quietly adding to project list

Yume-no: oh god no don't you have too many projects already

PwaneJawneCospway: TOO LATE

Yume-no: aaaa

isLost: i hope you washed those dishes with normal soap, then rinsed them, then ran them through diluted bleach, then rinsed them again. Cause that’s how you’re supposed to do that

Yume-no: uuuuh

Maidmistress: Depending on the contents of the dish soap brand you use, you can accidentally create toxic gas if you mix it with bleach. I would recommend not mixing them at all just to be safe. If you don’t breathe in too much you’ll be fine, but the longer you expose yourself to it, the higher the risk of lung damage you put yourself at.

Yume-no: fuck.

isLost: you were getting a headache because you were poisoning yourself weren’t you

Yume-no: never listening to my dad’s cleaning advice again

PwaneJawneCospway: oh noooo yumeno-san :( 

OutofBounds: rip

Sleuth: oh my god 

Sleuth: u okay?

Yume-no: im fiiinee... i think

Sleuth: :|

PwaneJawneCospway: saijhara!

PwaneJawneCospway: saihara*

isLost: sajhara

PwaneJawneCospway: amami shut up

PwaneJawneCospway: saihara what’s your fave aesthetics

PwaneJawneCospway: i think i have a good idea of what it is but i wanna hear 

Sleuth: aesthetics? 

Sleuth: vaporwave and synthwave

PwaneJawneCospway: i

PwaneJawneCospway: nope nvm i guess i didn’t have a good idea, hello???

Sleuth: rlly? My discord is covered with it

isLost: i keep forgetting you aren’t actually into the stereotypical detective stuff, you’re a retro-cyber-detective

Sleuth: wh

Sleuth: yeah sure okay

isLost: am i wrong?

Sleuth: i cant tell, probably tho

PwaneJawneCospway: fucking synthwave, jesus your phonecase makes a little more sense now

isLost: man

Sleuth: u noticed my phone case but not my banner? dont u see my discord more than my phone?

PwaneJawneCospway: to be fair, your phone case is bright fucking yellow against your usually black clothes, and i don’t really click on people’s profiles unless i dm them, i haven’t once dm’d you

Sleuth: okay yeah i see ur point

PwaneJawneCospway: i wanna know what the hell is going on with the rest of that thing tho

Yume-no: i haven’t seen his phonecase what is it?

PwaneJawneCospway: how do i describe that thing

Sleuth: gimmy a minute

PwaneJawneCospway: it’s like yellow, but with a ghostface popsicle, but the ghostface popsicle has a synthwave sun scene in it, and there's some text i’ve never been able to read because i'm usually too far away

Yume-no: what

Sleuth:

Yume-no: ooo

Yume-no: okay that looks neat

PwaneJawneCospway: IT’S A PUN??

isLost: forget this chat being ouma’s undoing, this chat is saihara’s undoing via exposing all his secrets

Sleuth: i dont hide any of this stuff abt me

Sleuth: its just no 1 ever asks

Kiibo: That’s actually true for alot of the people in our class. No one ever asks about one another’s personal preferences that often. We assume everything.

PwaneJawneCospway: fuck you’re right wait

KingHorse: Tell me something I don’t know.

Sleuth: this aesthetics thing is the 1st time an hpa friend has asked about my interests in months

KingHorse: Everyone just bases their opinions on everyone using surface level vibes alone, and those vibes are often way off. Assumptious ass fuckers, the whole lot of ya!

isLost: i sleep in a onesie

PwaneJawneCospway: ouma is that salt i smell

KingHorse: Show!

KingHorse: Why yes it is Shirogane-Chan~.

isLost: im at work i can’t

KingHorse: Lame.

PwaneJawneCospway: why are you texting at work??

isLost: slow day

Yume-no: what type of onsie

isLost: dragon

Yume-No: heck yus

Kiibo: I think we would all benefit from asking one another about our preferences once in a while.

PwaneJawneCospway: id say sure but we all know good and well we’re going to forget about this convo within hours

Sleuth: ^^^^

KingHorse: I’d agree if it were not for the fact no one believes me when I talk about myself.

OutofBounds: tell us a fact about you.

Sleuth: i think that’s mostly momota and harukawa

Kiibo: No it is not. I do not believe him alot of the time because everything he says is so outlandish. He once told me he nearly lost his leg in a bear trap when he was 6.

Yume-no: yeah same

KingHorse: I regularly do volunteer work at my local stage theater, usually right after School.

OutofBounds: yeah i can see that, what do you usually work

KingHorse: Usually running crew or stage hand. I’ll help wherever an extra person is needed though. 

  --Replying to @Kiibo: No it is not. I do not believe him alot of the ti-

KingHorse: I DID! It was a smaller one meant for foxes and stuff, but I fell backwards into it tripping on a root while in the woods with my grandpa, he had to pry it off me. He then also had to fearfully explain to my raging maman why my leg was mangled.

OutofBounds: jesus man

PwaneJawneCospway: YICK!

Kiibo: See now that is really hard to believe.

KingHorse: Proving my point.

PwaneJawneCospway: nasty foxtrap story aside- theater kid spotted

KingHorse: Why hello Kettle-Chan, I’m Pot. A pleasure, really. 

PwaneJawneCospway: sdgashaerh??

PwaneJawneCospway: ya know what-

Yume-no: you walked into that one

PwaneJawneCospway: i did :( ): 

isLost: oh hey that fox trap thing, i met someone in Russia once who had a similar story.

Sleuth: i can actually confirm the fox trap, hes shown me the scar

PwaneJawneCospway: THE WHAT

Sleuth: he has a beartrap shaped scar on his right calf

isLost: yeah that kind of injury absolutely leaves a mark

GodRestYeMerryArtists: angie would like to see the scar!

KingHorse: Hell no, I’m not giving out free leg pics.

PwaneJawneCospway: not even a little ankle?

KingHorse: NO.

Kiibo: Saihara san why do you know about this scar?

Sleuth: cuz he showed it to me

KingHorse: Yeah Keyboy, learn to read.

Kiibo: Okay but why did you show it to him?

KingHorse: Wouldn’t you like to know weatherboy.

Sleuth: he had his reasons, idk what tho

PwaneJawneCospway: help

isLost: hate it here

Kiibo: I’m not a weatherboy?

OutofBounds: don’t bother kiibo 

isLost: fuck it, topic change again, what Backyardigan are you

Kiibo: We are doing that alot.

PwaneJawneCospway: Pablo

OutofBounds: austin

KingHorse: Austin.

Sleuth: austin

Kiibo: We can not all be austin.

PwaneJawneCospway: i said pablo!!

isLost: i call dibs on tyrone

KingHorse: Austin.

OutofBounds: saying it twice doesn’t give you higher dibs on him

Yume-no: i liked tasha

PwaneJawneCospway: but are you her?

Yume-no: no, but  wish i was

Yume-no: i’m more like pablo or austin

KingHorse: This just in! Everyone in this class is actually just three Austins in a trenchcoat.

PwaneJawneCospway: anxious smart introverts, the lot of you

PwaneJawneCospway: now i’m curious, does anyone here have a kinlist?

KingHorse: NOPE.

KingHorse: WE ARE NOT DOING THAT.

PwaneJawneCospway: :( ): 

isLost: no i don’t but if i did i wouldn’t give you it

BubblegearBitch: EVERYONE SHIT;T HEF CUK UP

PwaneJawneCospway: you guys are no fun

PwaneJawneCospway: ?

BubblegearBitch: I JSUT GOT THE BEST FUXKIG DM FROMOUAM

KingHorse: Iruma-Chan better not!

BubblegearBitch: IT HENK I WILL

KingHorse: WHY IS THAT MY NICKNAME?

BubblegearBitch: becuse its fubnnet

BubblegearBitch: funny

PwaneJawneCospway: today is bully people with poor eyesight day ig

<--- BubblegearBitch has left the server.

PwaneJawneCospway: HSENTRKEAFDGS????

KingHorse: That took care of that.

Yume-no: i think you’d look nice in glasses ouma, a little more mature too

PwaneJawneCospway: did you ban her???

KingHorse: No, just kicked.

KingHorse: Thanks Yumeno-Chan, unfortunately I hate wearing glasses.

PwaneJawneCospway: damn, didn’t even get the chance to say hello properly

Yume-no: pitty

KingHose: she doesn’t deserve a greeting

Harukawa: I swear to god.

--->Welcome, BubblegearBitch . We hope you brought pizza.  

BubblegearBitch: CANNOT GW4T RID OF MESTHAT EASUY!!!

KingHorse: God dammit. Harukawa-Chan why??

  --Replying to @PwaneJawneCospway: damn, didn’t even get the chanc-

BubblegearBitch: helo fucker!

Harukawa: Leave Iruma alone (edited)

PwaneJawneCospway: omg hai queen

KingHorse: Miu???

KingHorse: NAH NAH NAH, EDITING ISN’T GOING TO SAVE HARUKAWA-CHAN FACE.

Harukawa: Shut up.

BubblegearBitch: ISAW THAT yoe acled me by my fisrt name????

Harukawa: Oh my god. 

<--- BubblegearBitch has left the server.

Yume-no: welp

PwaneJawneCospway: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Sleuth: i looked away for 1min and irumas been kicked twice-

isLost: i’m surprised it didn’t happen sooner

Chapter Text

[The Round Table]

KeySoulAyde: merry christmas / happy holidays @everyone!

BubblegearBitch: MERRY CRISIS!

KingHorse: Merry Chrysler.

isLost: hapy crimaz

KingHorse: Out of order, but it’ll do.

MinzokuKiyo: Merry Chsristmas, and Happy Holidays to you as well Akamatsu. 

isLost: that was irumas fault

MinzokuKiyo: I’m afraid I won't be all too active today, due to the festivities of course. 

KeySoulAyde: no problem, have fun shinguji!

BubblegearBitch: shut theu fck butcj i didnt except u t2 to join in

KingHorse: Not even the holidays can save Iruma-Chan’s spelling.

BubblegearBitch: die

KingHorse: Harsh, and on Christmas no less? 

  --Replying to @KeySoulAyde: merry christmas / happy holidays @everyone!

Sleuth: happy holidays akamatsu! how is ur break going

KeySoulAyde: pretty good, yours?

Sleuth: better than it should be going

OutofBounds: i almost slept in late but the ping woke me up, thanks

KeySoulAyde: oops, yw?

OutofBounds: ye

  --Replying to @Sleuth: better than it should be going

KeySoulAyde: what does this mean

Sleuth: cousin hasnt done any of her usual stunts yet, which means shes prob planning smthn

KeySoulAyde: uhoh

KeySoulAyde: tell her i said hi 

KingHorse: Tell Petra I said hi too!

KeySoulAyde: you know his cousin??

KingHorse: Duh? I’ve been to his house.

KeySoulAyde: i keep forgetting who’s met who’s families

BubblegearBitch: skill useet

BubblegearBitch: issue

BubblegearBitch: fcuk

BubblegearBitch: bITCH

KingHorse: Skill issue. :)

BubblegearBitch: i dont ned this shti on chrimiz u chitstain

KingHorse: Christian? I’ll have Iruma-Chan know the only god I believe in is myself.

KingHorse: And of course our lord and savior Norville “Shaggy” Rogers.

BubblegearBitch: IT WAS SUOPOST TO BE SHIT ST AI N

isLost: this hurts to watch

Yume-No More Mariah Carey: merry decoration destruction season to all the cat owners in the chat

OutofBounds: oh yeah, merit is a little terror to our mini tree

KingHorse: YOUR NAME. WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR NICKNAME.

isLost: holy shit you got him to break character, he stopped talking in 3rd person

Yume-No More Mariah Carey: huzza!

Yume-No More Mariah Carey: anyways michio nearly knocked the tree down twice in the past week and was caught trying to eat the tinsel several times 

Yume-No More Mariah Carey: hes such a pain

KingHorse: I’ve never taken more psychic damage from this wretched server.

Yume-No More Mariah Carey: hey it’s a good nickname

Sleuth: ouma, distraction- hows ur cat handling christmas?

KingHorse: Munkustrap’s never been too keen on Christmas, he hates large groups of people. 

Sleuth: mood

OutofBounds: you have a cat?

PwaneJawneCospway: CATS REFERENCE SPOTTED

KingHorse: Fuck, I summoned her.

OutofBounds: can i have a pic?

KingHorse: If I can find him, I’ll get Hoshi-Chan a Christmassy one. 

PwaneJawneCospway: is he grey?

OutofBounds: thank you

PwaneJawneCospway: who am i kidding of ofc he is

KingHorse: Shut up.

isLost: my sisters said hi

BubblegearBitch: HIIII CROTCH GOBLIANS

Yume-No More Mariah Carey: hi amami’s sisters

Yume-No More Mariah Carey: i wish i had siblings

isLost: i can let you borrow mine

Yume-No More Mariah Carey: yay!!

OutofBounds: meanwhile my roommate is having a showdown with merit over some chicken

Yume-No More Mariah Carey: let him have some

OutofBounds: no it upsets his stomach

Yume-No More Mariah Carey: forbidden holy dinner

OutofBounds: there’s nothing holy about cold KFC and instant ramen

Kiibo: Happy Holidays to all who celebrate!

Kiibo: Sorry I am late to respond, I was helping my aunt bake some christmas cookies

isLost: no worries man

KeySoulAyde: yeah dw, i’m surprised so many responded considering how busy everyone probably is

Kiibo: Fair point

KingHorse: Found the cat!

KingHorse: He has arrived! (ignore my Aunt’s ugly pillow)

OutofBounds: best christmas gift ever

KeySoulAyde: oooh he’s so cute

PwaneJawneCospway: oh what a face!!

KeySoulAyde: he doesn’t look too happy about that bow tho X)

PwaneJawneCospway: also no i’m not ignoring your aunts chicken pillow, it’s cute

Yume-No More Mariah Carey: does he have a thumb???

KingHorse: Yeah, he’s got little crime thumbs.

Yume-No More Mariah Carey:  i love him and his crime thumbs

Kiibo: How many people in our class have cats?

isLost: hoshi, yumeno, ouma, and me definitely do- i don’t have a non blurry pic of my cat hoshi don’t ask

OutofBounds: damn

isLost: there’s at least four cats. do you have one kiibo?

Kiibo: No, but i do have a habit of accidentally attracting cats

KeySoulAyde: do they like you?

Kiibo: Very much so, i don’t get it what about me do they like so much?

PwaneJawneCospway: human embodiment of catnip

isLost: cats like me too, but i think that’s cause i actually smell like catnip

BubblegearBitch: gettin tha pussaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy

KingHorse: Silence, horny fool.

PwaneJawneCospway: get shut down idiot

KingHorse: Trying to be my Yes-Man won’t earn Shirogane-Chan any leniency from me.

PwaneJawneCospway: I’VE BEEN FOILED

Kiibo: And read like a book, apparently

GodRestYeMerryArtists: happy holidays!!! 

PwaneJawneCospway: :( alas, i am no good at hiding intentions ):

KingHorse: getting creative with the udders

PwaneJawneCospway: PLEASE ITS THE HOLIDAYS!!

KingHorse: I was going to say “No, suffer.” but I’m being summoned to participate in social interaction, so Shirogane-Chan is spared, for now.

PwaneJawneCospway: THANK THE  HOLIDAYS!!

PwaneJawneCospway: anyways happy holidays yonaga!

GodRestYeMerryArtists: thank you thank you! I am not spending the holiday like i normally would this year, everything feels weird, but i won’t let that stop me from enjoying it

PwaneJawneCospway: oh? What’s different?

GodRestYeMerryArtists: normally i take a trip overseas to visit my extended family, but we’re staying home this year cause my mom’s work needed her to work a few days too long for us to make the trip in time

PwaneJawneCospway: oh that’s a bummer, well i hope your celebration goes will

GodRestYeMerryArtists: Angie is making it work! It’s just less people this year, less people and it’s way colder

isLost: i bet

Kiibo: Well a good bonus is you don’t have to deal with jetlag this year

GodRestYeMerryArtists: ah so tru

isLost: jetlag is the literal worst

PwaneJawneCospway: yk i just realized that’s probably why amami is Like That

isLost: what’s that suppose to mean?

PwaneJawneCospway: you act spaced off alot and never know what time it is

PwaneJawneCospway: you just travel so much because of your talent you’re just in a state of perpetual jetlag

isLost:....

isLost: that would explain alot actually

Kiibo: Oh my god

GodRestYeMerryArtists:  Kami-sama said the weed also has something to do with it, but the jetlag doesn’t help

isLost: is that all i am to you people, jetlag and weed?

PwaneJawneCospway: yes

OutofBounds: you’re also the resident big brother

isLost: thank you Hoshi

Yume-No More Mariah Carey: you are also the bearer of blurry pictures

Yume-No More Mariah Carey: i don’t think ive ever seen a pic from you that wasn’t blurry and slightly cursed

isLost: i swear i can take pictures that aren’t blurry

Yume-No More Mariah Carey: you literally said yourself you don’t have any pics of your cat that aren’t blurry

PwaneJawneCospway: bigfoot-core

isLost: horrible

isLost: just for that i’m logging off /j

PwaneJawneCospway: dfgadfh damn i’m scaring people off now

isLost: i do need to log off tho

PwaneJawneCospway: aw

Kiibo: Have fun with your family Amami

PwaneJawneCospway: see ya

GodRestYeMerryArtists: have fun! Tell your sisters Angie said hi!!

isLost: it was fun talking, merry christmas

PwaneJawneCospway: i wonder, does anyone else in our class not celebrate christmas?

Kiibo: I don’t, but what do you mean “else”?

PwaneJawneCospway: i don’t actually celebrate, i just meme

PwaneJawneCospway: wait why were you baking christmas cookies with your aunt if you don’t celebrate, does she?

Kiibo: No, she just likes using the holiday as an excuse to bake

PwaneJawneCospway: what a queen

PwaneJawneCospway: man now i want to bake christmas cookies

Kiibo: What is stopping you?

PwaneJawneCospway: don’t want to burn the house down

Kiibo: Oh

OutofBounds: i use to not celebrate cause i never really got the appeal, but my roommate convinced me to enjoy it to an extent

Kiibo: Glad you found something to enjoy about it

OutofBounds: ye. i’m no much for the religious stuff or big parties or presents, but just spending time with the people you care about with half assed but pretty decorations hanging around is nice

PwaneJawneCospway: i can get behind that

PwaneJawneCospway: also the hotcoco

OutofBounds: also the hot cocoa

Kiibo: Hot chocolate is not exclusively a Christmas thing?

PwaneJawneCospway: it’s intrinsically linked to the holiday tho, si it is in my heart

Yume-No More Mariah Carey: i love how none of you spelt hot coco the same way

Kiibo: You also spelt it differently

Yume-No More Mariah Carey: ........ well shit

GodRestYeMerryArtists: at least no one said hot cacao

Yume-No More Mariah Carey: that sounds nasty

KingHorse: Not staying, I just need someone to help me make an unbiased decision

OutofBounds: shoot

PwaneJawneCospway: what for?

KingHorse: Tradition we have, i need someone to pick a number between one and six

PwaneJawneCospway: playing some sort of game?

Yume-No More Mariah Carey: 3 is neutralist number

KingHorse: Nah, we pick one gift to hold off on opening until much later as a sort of test of patience. I always struggle to not be biased about the gifters, so I’m making you guys choose blindly for me.

KingHorse: Thanks Yumeno.

Yume-No More Mariah Carey: i could never, waiting for christmas morning is painful enough

OutofBounds: oh that’s cool

KingHorse: It’s not much of a test the older you get cause you become accustomed to it, so it’s just kinda fun tradition for traditions sake for us while the younger family members are the ones who really get tested.

KingHorse: I go. 

Kiibo: Yeah i was going to say it wouldn’t be as hard if you grew up doing it and expect the wait

Yume-No More Mariah Carey: i gueeeesss

Kiibo:Speaking of traditions, it’s kinda cool getting to see everyone talk about how they celebrate and with who

Yume-No More Mariah Carey: ouma’s late gifts, hoshi and his roommate’s college student dinner, your aunts christmas’t cookies

OutofBounds: accurate description

Kiibo: Yonaga’s annual trip too. I may not celebrate but i can’t help but be in wonder of all the different ways it’s celebrated

Yume-No More Mariah Carey: my family does the thing where someone hides a special ornament on the tree and we have to find it. 

Yume-No More Mariah Carey: i’m a stinky cheater tho, i use my magic to make it disappear and reappear on the tree

Yume-No More Mariah Carey: I got banned from standing near the tree during the game because the spell is close range 

OutofBounds: i’d also ban you from being near the tree if you kept moving the thing i’m looking for 

Sleuth: fount out why petra was so chill

Yume-No More Mariah Carey: should we be scared?

Sleuth: when she wrapped every single 1 of the gifts she got us, she used clear tape to make sure it was near impossible to tear open. 

OutofBounds: oh n o

Yume-No More Mariah Carey: help

Sleuth: to be clear, this is a normal thing in my uncle’s house, perfect timing rlly cuz u guys were talking about traditions

Sleuth: but usually u only pick 1 to do it to, not every single gift

Kiibo: Why do you do it? Is that not a waste of tape?

Sleuth: fun, mostly

Sleuth: petra has chosen to weaponize it this year tho

PwaneJawneCospway: traditions to never tell ouma about

Sleuth: he knows about it already, found out the hard way last year

PwaneJawneCospway: oh thats mean!!

Kiibo: I am assuming you didn’t tell him that was something your family did

Sleuth: nope

PwaneJawneCospway: lmao

Yume-No More Mariah Carey: deserved honestly

Maidmistress🎄: Hello Everyone, I just wanted to take a moment to wish you all a Happy Holidays before I become busy again.

Kiibo: Hello Tojo, happy holidays!

Yume-No More Mariah Carey: i’m surprised you got online at all today

Sleuth: i like the tree emoji u added

Maidmistress🎄: Why thank you, Saiahra-Kun.

Maidmistress🎄: I may be busy with my personal life, but I can always make time to wish my classmates well, especially for the holidays.

Yume-No More Mariah Carey: are you doing anything for the holidays? we’re kinda collecting a list of traditions in the class

Maidmistress🎄: I’m volunteering at a drive. My mother and I don’t do much in the way of familial celebrations for the holidays, so I spend the time instead giving my services to those who need it the most.

Yume-No More Mariah Carey: awwee that’s nice

PwaneJawneCospway: 🥺🥺

OutofBounds: sweet

Maidmistress🎄: We’ll also have our own dinner after I get home, but its nothing too big because its just the two of us.

Kiibo: It doesn’t need to be

Maidmistress🎄: You said you were collecting a list of class holiday traditions, what do you have on it so far? Before my break is over.

Kiibo: Yumeno is the one keeping track, not me

Yume-No More Mariah Carey: uuuh

Yume-No More Mariah Carey: hold on

Yume-No More Mariah Carey: ouma- picks one gift to wait on opening, hoshi- college student core dinner, kiibo’s aunt- christmas cookies despite not celebrating, saihara- random overly taped gifts, yonaga- flys out to see overseas family, me- special ornament hunt

Kiibo: And now your volunteering can be added

Yume-No More Mariah Carey: yeah

Maidmistress🎄: Nothing for Shirogane-San? I’ve noticed she’s talked quite a bit today.

PwaneJawneCospway: i don’t celebrate

Maidmistress🎄: I see, that’s understandable. It is nice too see what everyone does for the Holidays.

Kiibo: Exactly what we were saying

Kiibo: Shinguji, Amami, Akamatsu and Iruma were talking in here earlier too but they never mentioned any traditions

Maidmistress🎄: I would assume Shinguji-Kun would be all over this topic, but I do suppose he’s likely too busy celebrating with his own family and their traditions to conversate.

PwaneJawneCospway: yeah he came in to say happy holidays then dipped

OutofBounds: he was on dnd before going completely offline earlier

Yume-No More Mariah Carey: and then we’re the “not doing anything” squad

Maidmistress🎄: Well I hope you have fun doing your nothings together then, my break is up.

Kiibo: Bye Tojo

OutofBound: happy holidays

PwaneJawneCospway: I thought you celebrated yumeno?

Yume-No More Mariah Carey: i do, but we do everything in the morning, then do nothing else till dinner

Yume-No More Mariah Carey: I’m just sitting here on the couch messing with my new things and chatting while my dad plays shitty christmas music in the kitchen trying to figure out how to bake a cake

OutofBounds: god that’s a vibe

Yume-No More Mariah Carey: living the dream with my new rocks

PwaneJawneCospway: what kinds?

Yume-No More Mariah Carey: turquoise, i think(?) a mossy agate, red tigers eye, and malachite 

Yume-No More Mariah Carey: the turquoise and malachite are in little mushroom shapes

PwaneJawneCospway: ooooo i love the little mushroom rocks people sell

Akidoku: Mushroom rocks are pretty!

PwaneJawneCospway: oh hey chabashira, happy holidays/christmas 

Akidoku: Tenko keep forgetting about christmas

PwaneJawneCospway: don’t celebrate?

PwaneJawneCospway: wait no that makes sense, Santa.

Akidoku: the temple never really does anything for it, so Tenko forgets about it, she’d like to tho

Akidoku: Tenko doesn’t believe in santa. He is very creepy and Tenko doesn’t like the idea of tricking little girls into thinking a man will break in and give them gifts- ick!

PwaneJawneCospway: fair enough

Yume-No More Mariah Carey: i could get you a late gift, give it to you when we get back

Akidoku: omg Himiko!!! That’s so sweet you don’t have to! Tenko can try to do something next year.

Yume-No More Mariah Carey: mmm

PwaneJawneCospway: rejecting a yumeno gift?? who are you and what have you done with chabashira!

Akidoku: aaaaaa!! no Tenko just doesn’t want Himiko to feel obligated to get her a gift just cause she didn’t do anything this year!!

Yume-No More Mariah Carey: getting you a gift anyways, just ot be stubborn

Akidoku: aaaa 😳😳😳

PwaneJawneCospway: silly

PwaneJawneCospway: anyways, how are you? You don’t talk here much

Akidoku: Tenko knoowwss, Tenko just forgets to

Akidoku: and when Tenko does try to check in ouma’s always doing something awful

PwaneJawneCospway: i’m part of the problem, i enable his chaos

OutofBounds: you enable each other

PwaneJawneCospway: tru

Akidoku: and why does hoshi lurk?

OutofBounds: cause i want to chat but most of the time just don’t have anything good to say, when i do tho i’ll say it. 

OutofBounds: todays different tho cause of the holiday, i’m actually actively trying to speak as much as i can

Akidoku: as long as he isn’t doing anything bad

OutofBounds: i don’t, Akamatsu’s more of a lurker than i am actually

PwaneJawneCospway: is she??

OutofBounds: we were talking in dms a while back and she admitted it to me

PwaneJawneCospway: damn

OutofBounds: she said she lurks cause she likes reading the chat but she’s busy and can’t respond

Akidoku: Tenko wonders if she’s lurking now

Yume-No More Mariah Carey: maybe?

KeySoulAyde: maybe

Akidoku: akamatsu!!!

PwaneJawneCospway: dshaslkfghadfh?

Yume-No More Mariah Carey: summoned her

KeySoulAyde: merry christmas chabashira

Akidoku: merry christmas queen!!

PwaneJawneCospway: silly behavior, you were just waiting for someone to say that weren’t you

KeySoulAyde: a little!

Akidoku: how is your christmas going?

KeySoulAyde: we just finished up getting the dinner stuff ready, we’re hosting a party so the guests are going to be here soon, then i’ll have to get offline for the rest of the night

Akidoku: aww i hope you have fun at the party

KeySoulAyde: i will, our parties are usually pretty fun

KeySoulAyde:  you can add that to your traditions list yumeno

Yume-No More Mariah Carey: you saw that???

KeySoulAyde: lurking X) 

PwaneJawneCospway: of course you did!

OutofBounds: i told ya

Akidoku: traditions list?

OutofBounds: we’ve been keeping track of all the christmas traditions everyone’s mentioned

Akidoku: ooooh, Tenko gets it

OutofBounds: my roommate just turned on the muppets christmas carol my brain has shut off

PwaneJawneCospway: oh i love that movie

KeySoulAyde: we had that on earlier for background noise while getting the house ready, good movie

Yume-No More Mariah Carey: i remember being scared of the muppets as a kid

Akidoku: really? Tenko liked them, what scared you

PwaneJawneCospway: can i guess your favorite chabashira, i just have a hunch about this

Akidoku: go for it

PwaneJawneCospway: miss piggy

Akidoku: Tenko is very predictable isn’t she

PwaneJawneCospway: just a bit, it’s okay that’s not a bad thing

Yume-No More Mariah Carey: i didn’t like furries either, i think there was just something about what looks like plushies moving around and talking that disturbed little me

KeySoulAyde: aww, but you got better right? Didn’t you gush over seeing a furry that one time?

Yume-No More Mariah Carey: the one at the renfair? 

KeySoulAyde: i think that's where  you said it was

Yume-No More Mariah Carey: yeah, i did

PwaneJawneCospway: YOU ATTEND RENFAIRS?

Yume-No More Mariah Carey: uhoh

Yume-No More Mariah Carey: yes i do

PwaneJawneCospway: we need to go together sometime, i love renfairs

Yume-No More Mariah Carey: i haven’t missed a single year since i started attending them when i was 10

KeySoulAyde: the one thing that motivates yumeno- outdoors fantasy conventions

Yume-No More Mariah Carey: i didn’t register that renfairs were technically conventions for fantasy nerds until you said that

OutofBounds: at least they get you outdoors unlike most conventions

PwaneJawneCospway: to be fair, a core part of being a fantasy nerd is fucking off into the woods just for fae cosplay photoshoots

Akidoku: Himiko do you do that?

Yume-No More Mariah Carey: once yeah

PwaneJawneCospway: photos?

Yume-No More Mariah Carey: they aren’t on my phone

PwaneJawneCospway: damnit!!!

PwaneJawneCospway: dm me them if you get the chance, i want inspo and i bet you looked cute

Yume-No More Mariah Carey: remind me tomorrow i’ll check my laptop

PwaneJawneCospway: bet

OutofBounds: why the hell is the christmas past ghost so creepy in this

PwaneJawneCospway: she triggers the uncanny valley

OutofBounds: i don’t like her

Yume-No More Mariah Carey: i had to look her up, jesus christ

Yume-No More Mariah Carey: reminds me of those androids from i robot

OutofBounds: i was getting face piggy bank

Akidoku: dON’T REMIND TENKO OF THOSE THINGS!!!

PwaneJawneCospway: reminding you

Kiibo: Why is that what I look back here to see

PwaneJawneCospway: bad luck i guess

OutofBounds: get luck fucked

Kiibo: Gee thanks guys

Kiibo: At least I have fresh sugar cookies

PwaneJawneCospway: oooo i want cookies nowww

Kiibo: Go make your own

PwaneJawneCospway: alright time to burn my house down

Akidoku: you could just go buy some?

PwaneJawneCospway: any shops that have cookies are sold out or closed today, christmas ain’t got not time for my cookie desires

Yume-No More Mariah Carey: skill issue

PwaneJawneCospway: how many times has that been said to today?? 

Kiibo: Thrice

PwaneJawneCospway: thrice, okay shakespeare

Kiibo: No one is safe in this server

OutofBounds: why would anyone be

Yume-No More Mariah Carey: gokuhara is the only one safe

Kiibo: Does ouma not mess with him here?

Yume-No More Mariah Carey: i haven’t seen it yet

Yume-No More Mariah Carey: or he did and i forgot

OutofBounds: yeah no i think gokuhara’s safe online

GodRestYeMerryArtists: angie is alive for a little while!!

GodRestYeMerryArtists: has anyone seen harukawa today? I thought she’d be free today

Akidoku: maybe she’s with the orphans?

GodRestYeMerryArtists: oh yeah that makes sense

GodRestYeMerryArtists: also hello chabashira! Happy holidays

Akidoku: hi

Yume-No More Mariah Carey: that was the coldest hi i’ve ever read

OutofBounds: it was enhanced by how long it took her to actually type it

GodRestYeMerryArtists: no christmas love for angie, oh well

PwaneJawneCospway: you’re with the doesn’t celebrate gang rn

Yume-No More Mariah Carey: hey i celebrate!

OutofBounds: the only two people who don’t actually celebrate at all here are you and Kiibo

Yume-No More Mariah Carey: it’s more like you two are with the people who celebrate

KingHorse: tis the season to upset my brother! Fa la la la la la la!

KingHorse: hello people in kokichi’s phone

PwaneJawneCospway: hello??

KingHorse: hi! merry christmas or whatever else

OutofBounds: sibling?

GodRestYeMerryArtists: oh wait!! Kami-sama said this might be that sister iruma mentioned

KingHorse: i am! also iruma’s in here?

Akidoku: ouma has a sister?

GodRestYeMerryArtists: that’s wonderful!!

PwaneJawneCospway: yes and yes

PwaneJawneCospway: whole class is in this server

KingHorse: @BubblegearBitch  

KingHorse: hey

BubblegearBitch: what teh fucvl you wabt

BubblegearBitch: HOLT FFUCK HAAIII GIRL!!

KingHorse: lol

KingHorse: i don’t have much time before he realized both me and his phone are gone

BubblegearBitch: queen shit

GodRestYeMerryArtists: we can keep a secret ;)

KingHorse: yeah but the backlog can’t

GodRestYeMerryArtists: fair point

Yume-No More Mariah Carey: i looked away- need context

BubblegearBitch: twin sisnfgr i saif eh had

KingHorse: he’s going to put black ice in my shoes for this later but it’s worth it

KingHorse: has iruma tried investing in autocorrect

BubblegearBitch: SHTU UP

KingHorse: gotta jab, sorry

Yume-No More Mariah Carey: def not ouma, he’d never say sorry

KingHorse: i mena i am ouma, but not that ouma

KingHorse: mean*

Yume-No More Mariah Carey: oh yeah i guess you are huh

BubblegearBitch: sehs chuty

KingHorse: Chuya*

BubblegearBitch: thx

KingHorse: np

KingHorse: wait i have an idea

Kiibo: What

Kiibo: Oh no there’s two

Chuya Time: there

PwaneJawneCospway: the name change fgdfhdfh

Chuya Time: it works doesn’t it?

Chuya Time: he cna switch it back later

PwaneJawneCospway: tru tru

Chuya Time: can* damn, and here i am mocking iruma

PwaneJawneCospway: you aren’t as bad as her, we all make typos she’s just on another level

Yume-No More Mariah Carey: at least i can read what you say

Chuya Time: harsh sfgdfh

GodRestYeMerryArtists: there have been harsher things said

Chuya Time: knowing Kokichi i bet most of that is his fault

Kiibo: Due to his absence others have taken up the job, but overall yes

BubblegearBitch: me ans shrtiim dick

Akidoku: perfect time to ask a question Tenko could never get the answer to other wise

Akidoku: what is wrong with your brother

Chuya Time: great question

Chuya Time: that’s between him and his nonexistent therapist

BubblegearBitch: DA,NMFF

Chuya Time: /jjjjjjjj

Chuya Time: i don’t actually know, our whole family is a little screwy, even the extended family

OutofBounds: oh so it’s genetic

Chuya Time: yeah pretty much

Chuya Time: there isn’t a sane person in our family

Akidoku: great

Kiibo: why am i not surprised

Yume-No More Mariah Carey: how many

Chuya Time: how many what

Yume-No More Mariah Carey: how many oumas are there

Chuya Time: uuuuuuh

Chuya Time: hold on, math

Yume-No More Mariah Carey: math- that’s not good

Chuya Time: no kidding, i’m not as good at quick math as Kokichi

Akidoku: math sucks

Chuya Time: including the two of us, about 18

Chuya Time: i’m trying to remember who all is at the party without counting the non family members who were invited

OutofBounds: oh it’s a full blown party?

Chuya Time: yeah kinda, everyone on dad’s side of the family celebrate together, some of us bring our partners

Chuya Time: i brought mine

Yume-No More Mariah Carey: you’re dating someone?

Chuya Time: yep, and it’s been longer running than any of Kokichi’s relationships

Chuya Time: use that to bully him, i am actively encouraging that

Yume-No More Mariah Carey: yes ma’am

PwaneJawneCospway: i have the perfect meme to send him

Chuya Time: good good, make me proud

  --Replying to @Yume-No More Mariah Carey: yes ma’am

Chuya Time: hold on i just read that username-

Chuya Time: i recognize the Yume-no bit

Yume-No More Mariah Carey: you do?

Chuya Time: yeah

Chuya Time: he tells me about his classmates sometimes, i think i know at least one thing about each person

Chuya Time: perpetually tired magic girl right?

Yume-No More Mariah Carey: i

Yume-No More Mariah Carey: yes that’s me

Chuya Time: nice

PwaneJawneCospway: what about me

Chuya Time: does the user give away info?

PwaneJawneCospway: yes

OutofBounds: alot of info, depending on what he said about her

Chuya Time: cosplay rings a bell

Chuya Time: name is slipping my mind

PwaneJawneCospway: damn

Chuya Time: wait- 

Chuya Time: shirogaannee???

PwaneJawneCospway: damn!!

OutofBounds: there it is

Chuya Time: hell yes

Chuya Time: i’m smart i swear

Kiibo: i don’t think i can participate in this one

Chuya Time: yeah no, guess that’s what Kiibo get for making his user his name

Kiibo: to be fair it’s not my real name, just what i go by

Chuya Time: it was the only name i was given for him sooo

OutofBounds: you do the third person thing

Chuya Time: what?

Chuya Time: oh yeah

Yume-No More Mariah Carey: lol

Chuya Time: i did it initially to mock kokichi, but then it became ingrained in me

PwaneJawneCospway: like a kink, it’a a joke until it isn’t

Kiibo: WHAT

Yume-No More Mariah Carey: don’t summon iruma

OutofBounds: ow

Chuya Time: that made me zone out for a second

PwaneJawneCospway: iruma’s offline

PwaneJawneCospway: i think

Kiibo: i hope

Chuya Time: she is

Chuya Time: speaking of her, i wonder if i can get her to add me here

Chuya Time: not to talk, just to watch the trainwreck

Yume-No More Mariah Carey: we’re such a trainwreck even people outside the school know about it

OutofBounds: even is she did your brother owns the server

Chuya Time: u rite

Chuya Time: he’d kick me so fast

Yume-No More Mariah Carey: and probably iruma too

Chuya Time: oh fuck

Chuya Time: time is limited

PwaneJawneCospway: is he looking for you?

Chuya Time: i hear him in the hall

Chuya Time: i must go

PwaneJawneCospway: lsdfghadf byyee!

OutofBounds: don’t die

Chuya Time: no promises

Yume-No More Mariah Carey: bye ouma’s much nicer sister

Kiibo: i don’t think she’s nicer as much as she just didn’t target us

Chuya Time: FOU 

Yume-No More Mariah Carey: oh no!

PwaneJawneCospway: HER FINAL MESSAGE WAS CUT OFF NOOO

BubblegearBitch: nooo i gto back to latne!!

BubblegearBitch: sher screwd

Chuya Time: What the fuck did she do.

Chuya Time: WHY IS MY NICKNAME THAT?

PwaneJawneCospway: there he is!

KingHorse: I need a new password.

KingHorse: I’ll fix that after I knock Chuya out and leave her unconscious body out in the forest to freeze.

KingHorse: Merry Christmas everyone, by the way.

PwaneJawneCospway: jesus fuck

Chapter Text

[The Round Table]

KingHorse: My little sister is a fucking genious, and I’m risking my life to share her wisdom with the class.

Yume-no: looking

BubblegearBitch: Yoo???

KingHorse: the name Harukawa Maki is similar to Hatsune Miku

Yume-no: your sister is brilliant

OutofBounds: oh i hate that

OutofBounds: you really are risking your life on that one

BubblegearBitch: WHEHHHJEJNDJEJJD THATS FUCKED RIP OUMOAN

KingHorse: Don’t call my little sister that. 

BubblegearBitch: NO I WAS SAYTIN YOU

Yume-no: how was this conclusion even drawn

KingHorse: I was telling my other sister (the one who hijacked my phone on christmas) about the shit that went down at school yesterday and she overheard.

OutofBounds: talking to chuya?

KingHorse: Yeah

KingHorse: Worth noting, lil sis has a hyperfixation on Miku. 

PwaneJawneCospway: your little sister is a woman of culture i see

Yume-no: oh there she is

PwaneJawneCospway: WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE SHE IS?!

Yume-no: i thought you would have shown up the second ouma said Hatsune Miku, got worried you weren’t going to come

Kiibo: I misread that as Hardware Miku at first somehow

PwaneJawneCospway: no she’s mostly software

Yume-no: mostly?

BubblegearBitch: MOSTLY

PwaneJawneCospway: THE HOLOGRAMS

OutofBounds: is that hardware?

BubblegearBitch: the shit used to projext itn yeha

KingHorse: But she herself isn’t hardware, She just uses hardware as a temporary body

Yume-no: don’t we all tho?

BubblegearBitch: but its stilll he

BubblegearBitch: WHAT

PwaneJawneCospway: yumeno what does that mean

Yume-no: yes

KingHorse: Highly amused by Yumeno-Chan sending a message that just says yes.

Yume-no: yes

PwaneJawneCospway: NOT AGAIN

Yume-no: yes

BubblegearBitch: gether ass yumoano

KingHorse: Two moan name jokes in a row? Iruma-Chan is losing her touch.

BubblegearBitch: u do somrht beter withbyimeno then

KingHorse: Hymenko is right there. Iruma doesn’t have to limit herself to last names.

Yume-no: HYMENKO!?

PwaneJawneCospway: oWch

BubblegearBitch: oaky cockitchy

KingHorse: Better, but still cheap. 

BubblegearBitch: YOIR CHESP

KingHorse: Iruma wishes she could put a price tag on my fine ass.

OutofBounds: i was going to ask what's wrong with you two, but im afraid of what i might find

Yume-no: ^^^^^^^^

CEOofPIMPinc: changing topic, i forget yumenos user isnt yume-no

CEOofPIMPinc: o fuck that shows up in here

BubblegearBitch: WOH IS THAR

KingHorse: Why is Saihara-Chan’s username that

PwaneJawneCospway: PIMP?!

CEOofPIMPinc: i didnt know itd show up in the server!! 

Yume-no: that doesn’t answer the question

CEOofPIMPinc: i lost a bet

CEOofPIMPinc: its an inside joke between me and my online friends

CEOofPIMPinc: ill change my server nickname

KingHorse: No don’t, this is funny.

KingHorse: And do elaborate on that joke. 

BubblegearBitch: yaeh whata pimp inc

CEOofPIMPinc: our gc is called psychologically ill mosh pit, and my friends like to jokingly call us PIMPinc bc of it

OutofBounds: horrible acronym but valid response to it

CEOofPIMPinc: i lost a bet against tazz and they made me change my display name to this for a week, i thought itd just change my display name in dms and on my pf page but it also shows up in servers

CEOofPIMPinc: i would have preemptively changed my nickname here to something else if i knew 

PwaneJawneCospway: oh god yeah that’s a mood

PwaneJawneCospway: the stupid username update is so weird and unnecessary, it too me too long to figure out what it was doing

CEOofPIMPinc: imma change my server nickname i cant emotionally do this with this group

KingHorse: NAAAUURRR! 

KingHorse: Pimp Ceo Saihara-Chan will forever be in my heart.

Sai: srry ouma

PwaneJawneCospway: coward!! COMMIT TO THE BIT!!

Sai: i am a coward yes

Yume-no: me

Sai: u can commit to the bit, i cant

Yume-no: you could if you put your mind to it

KingHorse: Yumeno-Chan is putting an awful lot of faith in Saihara-Chan’s weak ass. 

Sai: im not weak, weakness and cowardice are different

KingHorse: I can beat Saihara in an arm wrestle. 

Sai: so? u can beat kaji in an arm wrestle

KingHorse: Kaji is irrelevant. 

Sai: hes is 3x stronger than me

KingHorse: And if I can beat him, what does that say about Saihara-Chan?

Sai: r u really calling yourself and kaji weak just to call me weak? if kaji saw this convo youd get an earful

PwaneJawneCospway: who tf is Kaji?

Sai: ouma’s irl friend

KingHorse: My brother from another mother.

Yume-no: why do you know him?

Sai: ive been over to ouma’s house a few times and he introduced us

Sai: iruma dont

BubblegearBitch: ruin my fun

KingHorse: WOW.

Sai: i saw u typing and could just feel the rapidly approaching sex joke

Sai: anyways

Sai: what i was trying to talk about before was yumeno’s nickname bit

Yume-no: ohyeah

Sai: i forget it’s not ur user sometimes even tho i also always have my user and display name set 2 different things too

BubblegearBitch: its not???????

Yume-no: nope

Yume-no: loaf-magic

BubblegearBitch: oh myngod i beed to start loking at otherspeopels userrrrssss

Sai: before the PIMPinc thing sleuth was a display name

Yume-no: oh huh, neat

KingHorse: Harukawa-Chan’s is also a nickname.

Yume-no: WHAT

Yume-no: oh wow it really is

PwaneJawneCospway: ah the age old problem of only knowing people on servers and never seeing their real usernames

KingHorse: Why would Murder-Chan use her fucking legal name online?? That sounds like such a bad idea.

Yume-no: @Harukawa sunrise shore???

Harukawa: What?

PwaneJawneCospway: username 🫵

Harukawa: Oh, I see

Harukawa: It was just the first thing that came to mind that I liked

Yume-no: valid

KingHorse: Speaking of usernames, I’ve been debating on updating my discord user. 

PwaneJawneCospway: oh? why?

KingHorse: My username here is a really old one I don't use anywhere else anymore. 

PwaneJawneCospway: ooohhh it’s a relic of a past life, i see

KingHorse: Pros of updating it: it’d match all my other social media and make it easier for any new discord friends to find me elsewhere. 

KingHorse: Cons of updating it: it’d match all my other social media and make it easier for you lot find me elsewhere.

Yume-no: ya know if you didn’t tell us this we would have never known right? 

KingHorse: Bold of Yumeno-Chan to assume this concern wasn’t based on someone here having already tried to find my nonexistent twitter by searching my discord name. 

OutofBounds: who did that? 

KingHorse: Three guesses. 

BubblegearBitch: AMANABI

KingHorse: I only accept correctly spelt answers. 

BubblegearBitch: amani

BubblegearBitch: Amamo

BubblegearBitch: anamu

BubblegearBitch: amank

OutofBound:  Did you mean: amtrak 

BubblegearBitch: FUCK ON

KingHorse: ON.

BubblegearBitch: KsbgjwbfksOAKSKNZJFBAJDBJRBFHSJD

Yume-no: get tazed

Harukawa: I'm assuming it was Amami who tried looking you up

KingHorse: Nope! Never trust a (: :).

PwaneJawneCospway: STOP

BubblegearBitch: I KNOW WHRE YOU LIVE

KingHorse: Iruma-Chan does not!

BubblegearBitch: I DO UR SSITER TOLS ME

KingHorse: Fuck. I forgot about that stunt. 

Sai: idk how u forgot that

KingHorse: Repressed trauma. 

KingHorse: Anyways, yeah no I’m not too confident in updating my user, but I also don’t want to keep this old ass one.

Yume-no: make a new one

Yume-no: just for discord

KingHorse: Mmmmmmmm- I think about it. Yumeno-Chan may live.

isLost: my username use to be xXs0urgumm1wulfXx

Yume-no: my life was in danger?

Yume-no: HUH

  --Replying to @Harukawa: I'm assuming it was Amami who tried lo...

isLost: lol i wish i thought to do that

KingHorse: Another reason for me not to change it to my preferred user.

Yume-no: don’t ignore my HUH!!

isLost: idk what else to tell you man

PwaneJawneCospway: amami had an emo phase oh my god

Yume-no: did you watch invader zim

isLost: i was scene, not emo

isLost: if youre going to mock me get it right

KingHorse: not much better

isLost: you say this like you ren’t currently scene

KingHorse: OKAY BITCH.

Yume-no: invader zim

isLost: no but i did have a gir shirt

BubblegearBitch: INVASER ZIM!! 

BubblegearBitch: THAT SHIT WAS MT CHILDHOOD

Yume-no: that explains half your humor

PwaneJawneCospway: Iruma dont talk with your mouth full

BubblegearBitch: get of myt dicc

  --Replying to @isLost: lol i wish i thought to do that

isLost:  hey was this saihara btw?

PwaneJawneCospway: learn to spell or turn autocorrect back on

KingHorse: Dingdingding!! 

KingHorse: Amami guessed right!

BubblegearBitch: autocorrer hates mw it doest understan waht i mean

PwaneJawneCospway: wonder why

isLost: do i earn a prize

KingHorse: I was going to take him off my hitlist, but he called me scene, so now he doesn’t get a prize.

isLost: damn

  --Replying to @BubblegearBitch: autocorrer hates mw it doest understan...

isLost: just type slower then

BubblegearBitch: no!

Sai: r u by chance dyslexic

BubblegearBitch: HEY FCUK OFF IM NTO

KingHorse: Damn Saihara-Chan sliding in with the scalding deductions.

PwaneJawneCospway: *sobbing*

Sai: im not trying 2 be mean i just noticed half ur typos r ones dyslexic ppl make alot

  --Replying to @BubblegearBitch: HEY FCUK OFF IM NTO

Sai: like in this- fcuk and nto r the correct letters just swapped around, which is common 4 dyslexic ppl to do

Sai: at least the ones i know

BubblegearBitch:......

Sai: some of ur typos r just typing 2 fast, but alot are like those 2

isLost: she’s a thinkin’

Yume-no: i love when people get diagnosed by friends

BubblegearBitch: im not!!

BubblegearBitch: i swear

PwaneJawneCospway: i mean if you accept that you are you can use it as an excuse to keep ppl from bullying you for your typos

PwaneJawneCospway: “i’m literally neurodivergent and a minor”

KingHorse: That would not stop me.

PwaneJawneCospway: yeah but you’d look bad for bullying a person with a learning disability

KingHorse: I already bully Shirogane-Chan.

PwaneJawneCospway: H U H

BubblegearBitch: im not dyslexic!!!! Prommy!!

BubblegearBitch: and imnot a minor im 18

KingHorse: So she just became an adult.

BubblegearBitch: LAST SEPTNETBER

PwaneJawneCospway: i don’t remember what happened in september, when everypo- *gets shot*

KingHorse: 🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫

Yume-no: i forgot that song existed

PwaneJawneCospway: well that’s just plain excessive

KingHorse: No, I think it was just right.

KeySoulAyde: what is that song? 

Yume-no: september by the living tombstone

Yume-no: mlp song

PwaneJawneCospway: the mlp fanbase always made bangers

Yume-no: agreed

KeySoulAyde: i thought The Living Tombstone was the FNAF song guy

KingHorse: He is, he got his starts as a Brony though. 

Yume-no: google said his first song was beyond her garden (remix)

PwaneJawneCospway: he’s responsible for so many mlp fanbase bangers ngl

KingHorse: Why am I not surprised either of you are into MLP? 

Yume-no: its onbrand? 

KeySoulAyde: i decided to look up september, that is a very dark song for mlp

KingHorse: Yeah, Bronies are Like That.

KingHorse: Unrelated. Does Shirogane-Chan want to see a screenshot of one of my friends I think she’d get along with?

PwaneJawneCospway: i am looking

KingHorse: Possum boy.

PwaneJawneCospway: omg

KingHorse: He does that alot actually, he’s our resident pop culture encyclopedia.

PwaneJawneCospway: that’s a superpower honestly

PwaneJawneCospway: who’s the mic pic?

KingHorse: He’s not a BNHA fan if that’s what Shirogane-Chan is wanting to find out.

PwaneJawneCospway: damnit

KingHorse: He just got bullied into setting that as his pfp. 

PwaneJawneCospway: what’s the context

KingHorse: Nunya. 

OutofBounds: is your pc/phone set with a 24 hour clock?

KingHorse: Irrelevant.

PwaneJawneCospway: wait it is hold on

KingHorse: Irrelevant, have another screenshot.

isLost: chewed up takis?

BubblegearBitch: AYO WHY TRHY KNOW THEY DOTN HAVE A GAG REFLENT

KingHorse: Because nobody has a gag reflent.

BubblegearBitch: cum fight me shrtimp dick

KingHorse: Ew, no. I’m not going to get into any fight involving Iruma’s curdled pony jar jam

PwaneJawneCospway: i don’t like Takis theyre too spicy for me

BubblegearBitch: PONYBJAR!?!?!

Yume-no: weak

KingHorse: Pity.

PwaneJawneCospway: what do you mean weak!?!

  --Replying to @KingHorse: Ew, no. I’m not going to get into any fight invo-

PwaneJawneCospway: not the cum jar!

Yume-no: they aren’t that spicy

BubblegearBitch: Lamo evne the flat ass brom fucker thinsk ur weak dfsetjhs

PwaneJawneCospway: hey ouma do you have any more ss?? anything but this

Sai: i just find takis nasty

Yume-no: thats fair

  --Replying to @BubblegearBitch: Lamo evne the flat ass brom fucker th-

Yume-no: what does lamo stand for?

BubblegearBitch: loving all my orgasim, duh

Yume-no: i want to unread that

Sai: thats the part u want 2 unread?

KingHorse: Well I was going to send another, but apparently Iruma-Chan can’t behave

BubblegearBitch: BITXCH THE FUCK U MEAN

KingHorse: Iruma-Chan knows exactly what I mean!

BubblegearBitch: idooooooooo

KingHorse: She even took her time to make sure she spelt it right and used a comma.

PwaneJawneCospway: send it anyways

KingHorse: No. At least not the same one.

  --Replying to @PwaneJawneCospway: what’s the context

Sai: do u still want context 4 this?

PwaneJawneCospway: yeah kinda

Sai: hes blond and puts his hair up in a style similar to the character’s 

PwaneJawneCospway: ooohhh

Sai: and he’s also very loud and wears a leather jacket

PwaneJawneCospway: @KingHorse did you kin assing him????

KingHorse: I didn’t do shit.

KingHorse: The others on the other hand...

PwaneJawneCospway: sfsghsghh

Yume-no: do you know this guy from visiting ouma too?

Sai: yes actually, all the ppl in those ss r his irls

KingHorse: Hold on.

Sai: ive met all of them

Yume-no: ooo

KingHorse: Yeah he still has it as his status.

PwaneJawneCospway: at least he owns it 

GodRestYeMerryArtists: Angie is interrupting!!!

GodRestYeMerryArtists: please tell me other people say grub heft!

Out of Bounds: what

isLost: h u h

PwaneJawneCospway: i’ve never seen those words put together like that until just now

KingHorse: That sounds like British slang. 

GodRestYeMerryArtists: i say it all the time, if the food’s good then you grub heft

GodRestYeMerryArtists: it’s not british!!!

KingHorse: It is now.

GodRestYeMerryArtists: no

Yume-no: it does kinda sound british

GodRestYeMerryArtists: incorrect

isLost: sounds like it’d be said alongside cheeky nandos

GodRestYeMerryArtists: Kami-Sama says he will never forgive you two for this

PwaneJawneCospway: “oi bruv me an the blokes are going out to cheeky nandos for some grub heft”

GodRestYeMerryArtists: Angie is not british!!!!

OutofBounds: this day has been just one nonsense topic after the other

OutofBounds: can we slow down

Yume-no: i wish

BubblegearBitch: i am on speed

KeySoulAyde: please tell me you mean you are speed Iruma

BubblegearBitch: i donot

Sai: u managed 2 pull akamatsu out of lurking with that 1

KeySoulAyde: i caarreee about my friends safetyyyy!!

KeySoulAyde: also i was talking earlier too

BubblegearBitch: imffiinneee

KingHorse: @Sai @PwaneJawneCospway 

KingHorse: Just thought I’d let ya know.

Sai: oh god

PwaneJawneCospway: WHOS LITTLE WEEB?!

KingHorse: Saihara’s, can’t Shirogane-Chan read?

Yume-no: screenshotception

PwaneJawneCospway: i am my own weeb thank you!!

Sai: i dont want 2 b on kens bad side

KingHorse: Shumai’s fine. I will only let Ken hurt one hair on his pretty little head.

Sai: i dont believe u

KingHorse: When have I ever steered anyone wrong?

KingHorse: Shirogane stop typing.

PwaneJawneCospway: @everyone

PwaneJawneCospway: WHY CAN’T I @ EVERYONE??

KingHorse: Privileges revoked.

isLost: you wouldn't hear the end of it if she succeeded in that at

KingHorse: Hence, the privilege revoking.

isLost: understandable have a nice day

Chapter Text

[The Round Table]

MaidMistress: @everyone Good Morning everyone. I just wanted to let everyone know that I've come down with something and for the sake of everyone’s health, I will be absent today and tomorrow. I deeply apologize and will hopefully return soon.

KeySoulAyde: omg your fine tojo no worries!! please just take care of yourself, your health matters more than anything else okay?

Gentleman: get well Tojo-san!

GodRestYeMerryArtists: can you milk fireflies

GodRestYeMerryArtists: oops sorry this isn’t google! 

OutofBounds: that’s..... crazy

Gentleman: why would you do that?

GodRestYeMerryArtists: light

KeySoulAyde: starting off strong today guys?

Gentleman: you cannot milk fireflies for their light, if you want to make the glow the way they do they use luciferin acid, luciferase enzymes, and oxygen! Gonta doesn’t know if luciferin and luciferase can be bought though

GodRestYeMerryArtists: ooooo noted!

GodRestYeMerryArtists: good news! they can be bought! bad news the very first listing i saw just for the acid was well over 37000 yen for a dinky little bottle

GodRestYeMerryArtists: it was priced in usd so Angie had to translate it, might be off

OutofBounds: yeesh

Gonta: oh that is alot...

KeySoulAyde: maybe stick to glow sticks if you want acid light

GodRestYeMerryArtists: Angie supposes glow sticks are kinder to the wallet

DragKingHorse: Tojo-Chan’s sick? During Pride Month? That's homophobic.

KeySoulAyde: hello ouma

DragKingHorse: Hi!

OutofBounds: i forgot it was pride month

DragKingHorse: How? Rainbow Capitalism is rampant around now.

OutofBounds: do i look like the kind of person to leave my house

DragKingHorse: ....

DragKingHorse: Hoshi-Chan got me there.

Sai: plz tell me that isnt gonna be your server name all june

DragKingHorse: Zip it, CEO of PIMPinc. 

Sai: dont bring that back up again!

Sai: its been over a month plz

DragKingHorse: Fiiiiiine.

DragKingHorse: But only because I love my Shumai so~. <3

Sai: huh

GodRestYeMerryArtists: Angie doesn’t think that’s a good joke to be telling after reminding everyone it’s pride month!

KeySoulAyde: yeah it kinda has implications

DragKingHorse: I have no idea what you two are talking about. <3

Sai: plz ignore him 

OutofBounds: dont worry, we are

Yume-no: brain soup

Yume-no: happy pride

GodRestYeMerryArtists: oh no! why is your brain soup

Yume-no: stayed up really late last night to play ENA DB

DragKingHorse: Oooo~ that’s a good game! Thoughts on it?

Yume-no: incomprehsnable

Yume-no: it seeped into my dreams

DragKingHorse: Standard ENA, really.

GodRestYeMerryArtists: Angie's brain would also be soup if she did that!

Yume-no: speaking of angie, she reminded me of you everytime she did this one sprite and said bless you for your business or whatever

GodRestYeMerryArtists: i have no clue what you’re referring to but i’ll take your word for it!

DragKingHorse: Does Yumeno-Chan mean the sprite where ENA’s eyes glow as spirits shoot out of them and are accompanied by a holy music sting? 

Yume-no: yeah

DragKingHorse: Yeah.

KeySoulAyde: the what

Yume-no: dw about it

PwaneJawneCospway: ENA MENTION!! 

PwaneJawneCospway: i love that game! i cant decide which route i liked more

GodRestYeMerryArtists: that sprite sounds interesting!

PwaneJawneCospway: it is

Yume-no: no spoils, im still playing 

GodRestYeMerryArtists: Angie has seen the game around but hasn’t played it, she wants to tho! 

PwaneJawneCospway: ooo how far?

Yume-no: still on my first run, finished the wizard guy’s quest when i got too tired to continue

PwaneJawneCospway: ooohhh okay

Yume-no: how are people finding out these characters names btw 

Yume-no: i mean aside from dratula and kane

DragKingHorse: What copy does Yumeno-Chan have? In my playthrough their dialogue was all very clearly labeled with their names.

Yume-no: what??? It was??

PwaneJawneCospway: credits, job summaries, some dialogue, file digging, and word of mouth

PwaneJawneCospway: and those va character list sites

PwaneJawneCospway: he’s lying there's no speaker labels

DragKingHorse: Ruining my fun.

Yume-no: oh im stupid okay

KeySoulAyde: no you aren’t, you’re just tired

PwaneJawneCospway: speaking of names found in the files i think there's a weird character that sometimes spawns that shares a first name with amami-kun

Yume-no: low mana low brain power

KeySoulAyde: exactly

DragKingHorse: Did any other characters or bits remind Yumeno-Chan of anyone else in the class, or was it just Yonaga-Chan

Yume-no: no one reminded me of u if thats why youre asking, the anxious koren fax lady at the start kinda looked like shirogane to me tho

PwaneJawneCospway: coral glasses! ive been meaning to do a cosplay of her

Sai: ouma’s taski madin

DragKingHorse: MEAN TO ME! First Shirogane-Chan ruins my fun then Shuichi takes a dig at me, what’s next? Is Yumeno-Chan going to call me a slur?

Sai: u arent helping ur case

Yume-no: i don’t use those

PwaneJawneCospway: you know ENA characters??

Sai: also its not a dig? ppl really like taski madin from what i know

Sai: i was the 1 actually playing, ouma was watching over my shoulder the whole time trying to get me to do all the achievements

DragKingHorse: HEY I PLAYED WITH HIM!

Sai: tru, u did all the parkour for me cuz im bad at it

DragKingHorse: Shumai is welcome!

Sai: thank you

PwaneJawneCospway: lmao

PwaneJawneCospway: im just surprised you played it at all, even with ouma helping you out, didn’t seem like you’re kind of game

Sai: ena drew me in not the game play

PwaneJawneCospway: that’s what i mean tho! you and ENA were like the last thing i thought i’d ever see cross over

Sai: idk, i like it

Yume-no: after the vaporwave ghostface phone case reveal im not surprised

DragKingHorse: Didn’t we have a whole ass convo about how everyone in the godforsaken class assumes shit about each other instead of asking BECAUSE of that phone case? 

PwaneJawneCospway: shit wait yeah we did huh

DragKingHorse: And I said you’d all forget about it within a week too! I deserve a prize for calling that.

PwaneJawneCospway: no???? you werent the one who said that

DragKingHorse: Yes I was.

PwaneJawneCospway: no you were not you were being salty about people assuming stuff about you

PwaneJawneCospway: hol on

  --Replying to @PwaneJawneCospway: id say sure but we all know good and well we...

OutofBounds: it was you

PwaneJawneCospway: IT WAS ME!! HA

DragKingHorse: Homophobic, the lot of you.

Sai: what did i do??

Yume-no: im just sitting here

DragKingHorse: Not Shuichi, he’s fine.

Yume-no: im just sitting here????

PwaneJawneCospway: and i was right about your salt 

PwaneJawneCospway: it’s my prize now, whats my prize 

DragKingHorse: The ugliest dye I can find mixed into her shampoo.

PwaneJawneCospway: ick

PwaneJawneCospway: ill pass

DragKingHorse: Not an option!

PwaneJawneCospway: stay away from my hair products

DragKingHorse: No. <3 

BubblegearBitch: IM AWKAE HI HAPOY FAG APRECIATON MONRH

DragKingHorse: Damnit! Right as I was about to set my phone down. 

DragKingHorse: Iruma has the worst timing ever. 

BubblegearBitch: SHUT YUOR FUCK

DragKingHorse: A shame, really, cause I’m going to set my phone down anyways.

BubblegearBitch: AT LEAT FUCKIGN SAY HI TO ME

BubblegearBitch: BITC H

OutofBounds: rip

  --Replying to @PwaneJawneCospway: speaking of names found in the files i think there’s...

isLost: hi i was not aware of this

PwaneJawneCospway: yeah you should look him up! I think there’s a page for him on the wiki

isLost: i’ll pass

isLost: i know how ena caracter designs can be

isLost: *character

PwaneJawneCospway: guh

Yume-no: cursed typo correction is back

isLost: it never left

PwaneJawneCospway: forever wounding me

isLost: you guys are way over exaggerating that

BubblegearBitch: my fucbk brain just

BubblegearBitch: “his cock? atrophy is”

BubblegearBitch: it

Yume-no: hhhHUh

isLost: why

BubblegearBitch: IDFK IWAS JSUT ZONED OUT AND FH

OutofBounds: not the worst thing you’ve said honestly

BubblegearBitch: lmao

PwaneJawneCospway: who’s dick are you atrophying?

BubblegearBitch: yur dads

PwaneJawneCospway: damn 😔

[The Round Table] (hours later)

Yume-no: @MinzokuKiyo hey not to interrogate you on main but is there any reason i see you and kamakura at the top of the tree outside my lab window

MinzokuKiyo: Apologies Yumeno-San, I was not aware this tree was in the vicinity of your lab, would you like us to move?

Kiibo: You’re in a tree?!

Kiibo: Don’t get hurt!

MinzokuKiyo: Worry not, Treasure. We’re in no danger.

Yume-no: that doesn’t answer m

Yume-no: HUH

PwaneJawneCospway: TREASURE???

isLost: hol up

Yume-no: that didn’t answer my question  and also is that a petname?!

isLost: now you’ve done it

MinzokuKiyo: Oops.

PwaneJawneCospway: WHAT’S WITH THE PET NAME??

Kiibo: Literally nothing.

PwaneJawneCospway: 🤨📸

Kiibo: It is nothing.

MinzokuKiyo: Am I not allowed to give people nicknames?

isLost: caught in 4k

isLost: nah your good we’re teasing

PwaneJawneCospway: I’M NOT!

PwaneJawneCospway: thats not a normal kiyo thing, it’s weird!

PwaneJawneCospway: also nobody just calls someone fucking treasure

Yume-no: if you 2 have something it’s fine

Yume-no: it just caught me off guard

Kiibo: @Harukawa

Harukawa: why am I being pinged for this?

Kiibo: Help, please.

Kiibo: This is crossing a line for me.

  --Replying to @Yume-no: that didn’t answer my question  and also is that a...

MinzokuKiyo: To answer your initial question, the tree has a pleasant view of the courtyard and I wanted to discreetly people-watch the reserve course students for my studies. Kamakura-San suggested the spot to me and helped me get up here.

Yume-no: so ur spying on people in a tree-

MinzokuKiyo: If that’s how you wish to interpret it.

Kiibo: Why not just sit on a bench?

MinzokuKiyo: The reserves seem to find me intimidating and their reactions to me muddled the data pool. Concealing myself was a necessity.

isLost: i think i’d be intimidated too if a strange guy in a mask stared at me intensely for an uncomfy amount of time while jotting down something in a book

MinzokuKiyo: I too came to that conclusion, which is why I am now in a tree.

Harukawa: for someone so well versed in human behavior you seem to lack an understanding of how creepy you sound.

MinzokuKiyo: It is not lost on me Harukawa-San, I assure you, but idle observation is integral to understanding human nature regardless of how creepy we might find the act to be.

PwaneJawneCospway: maybe i should help you with it, i people watch all the time and no one notices i’m even there 

PwaneJawneCospway: i think i could get away with writing the stuff i see down

MinzokuKiyo: I would love to see what kind of observations you could come up with. You and I have very different views on the world, different things that catch our eyes, I’m sure whatever you might find and how you’d choose to word it would be a refreshing change of pace from my own notes.

PwaneJawneCospway: hell ya, i’ll try it next time i take a break

MinzokuKiyo: Much appreciated, Shirogane-San.

PwaneJawneCospway: still not going to get over the pet name thing tho

PwaneJawneCospway: i need the deets on that, treasure cannot just be a friendly nickname

isLost: idk sounds on brand for kiyo to give extravagant nicknames

isLost: i mean nicknaming at all is weird for him, but if he did he’d get fancy with it

Yume-no: i think the nickname existing is whats bugging her

PwaneJawneCospway: IT IS

MinzokuKiyo: I’ll concede it is quite unusual for me, but that does not mean it cannot happen. Kiibo is the closest bond I have within our class, I display my gratitude for him and our connection in the form of a title of endearment

PwaneJawneCospway: is that just nerd for he’d my boyfriend so i gave him a petname

Harukawa: Shirogane, drop it.  

MinzokuKiyo: I cannot confirm nor deny that, the nature of our bond is something of which Kiibo prefers to keep private and I will respect that.

PwaneJawneCospway: confession by omission!!!

Harukawa: I will mute you. Kiibo and Shinguji have now both shown this isn’t a topic they want talked about here.

PwaneJawneCospway: sorry! i didn’t see kiibo’s message!

isLost: here’s to harukawa, the only mod actually modding

Harukawa: you say that as if you aren’t a mod yourself. (edited)

isLost: that's exactly why i said it

Yume-no: ass if

isLost: ass ass if

PwaneJawneCospway: vnalrgadrsdhasdf

PwaneJawneCospway: she’s gonna assassifate you both if you aren’t careful 

Harukawa: are you serious?

PwaneJawneCospway: very much so

GodRestYeMerryArtists: ass typo🔥🔥

GodRestYeMerryArtists: where’s ouma?

Harukawa: tormenting Momota, I think.

  --Replying to @PwaneJawneCospway: vnalrgadrsdhasdf

Yume-no: something feels very wrong about that keysmash and i can’t place what

GodRestYeMerryArtists: ooo wait i think i feel what you mean

GodRestYeMerryArtists: Kami-sama says it’s the vnalrg at the beginning! weird starting combo

MinzokuKiyo: I concur. The vast majority of the letters used are all rather close to one another on the left side of your standard QWERTY keyboard and as such could be all typed with one hand, however for that first short segment the letters used are spread farther out than the rest, even including a letter from the right side that could only be typed comfortably with a second hand involved. 

MinzokuKiyo: It feels “wrong’” because the majority of the string suggests a left handed keysmash, but the inclusion of a letter outside of the left hands resting range implies that either the right hand was used unusually briefly, or the left went out of its way to reach keys it normally cannot and disrupted its resting position all for only one letter.

Yume-no: ok so im not crazy, it is wonky

PwaneJawneCospway: why is my keysmash being analysed 

MinzokuKiyo: It’s a fascinating string of letters.

Yume-no: it’s okay, i was told in another server my keysmash looked weirdly organized yesterday

GodRestYeMerryArtists: what did you do?

Yume-no: hol on

Yume-no:

GodRestYeMerryArtists: aw, that’s not as bad as i thought it’d be :(

Yume-no: ye, idk why she said that 

PwaneJawneCospway: your background

PwaneJawneCospway: i love that

Yume-no: thanks

MinzokuKiyo: I’m not sure I would call it organized personally, but it is fascinating how all but one letter are in the same row.

GodRestYeMerryArtists: ooohh wait i didn’t notice that yeah!!

OutofBounds: i took a nap

OutofBounds: what is this

PwaneJawneCospway: keysmash analisis hours ifg

Yume-no: napping on your free period? i shoulda done that

OutofBounds: saihara and kirigiri let me nap on the couch in their lab 

OutofBounds: tojo’s lab usually has the best nap spots but i can’t get in today cause she’s not here

OutofBounds: it’s best in the afternoon when the sun comes in the window

PwaneJawneCospway: cat behavior

Yume-no: i’d love to nap in the sun rays but i have two long haired freaks in my tree rn that would make me uncomfy if i was trying to nap (edited)

OutofBounds: i wish i was a cat, life would be so much more tolerable

BubblegearBitch: got my id todasy

BubblegearBitch: legally changed my name to two woelves cause im inside oyu

MinzokuKiyo: Ah, I was wondering why you left early today.

Harukawa: please tell me you didn’t actually change your name to that.

BubblegearBitch: i fukcing wish i did!

BubblegearBitch: nah fr tho if inaly got  my perfered name on mt legal docs

Harukawa: okay.

MinzokuKiyo: Congratulations, Iruma-San.

BubblegearBitch: took wau too fuckign long to get  it man ive been goign by miu foe like three years now bitch hwo long does it take to chagnge some damn letters!

BubblegearBitch: my ssex is still wrong tho

BubblegearBitch: proably will be forever

BubblegearBitch: im not cutting my dicks off thansk i like it

Yume-no: dicks? plural?

BubblegearBitch: yeah i ahve three dicks!

Yume-no: (to the tune of those chia ads) pe pe pe peanus

BubblegearBitch: AJSDGISFGLSGP HELP

PwaneJawneCospway: what were we saying about weird keysmashes?

Yume-no: yeah thats a good one

BubblegearBitch: HUH?

PwaneJawneCospway: they were analyzing my keysmash earlier, yours looks weirder than mine was

Yume-no: Geysmash

BubblegearBitch: FCUK YOU TOO

DragKingHorse: Here.

BubblegearBitch: waht the fuck

BubblegearBitch: bitch what is that?!?!??

Yume-no: clown

PwaneJawneCospway: bisexual

OutofBounds: @Gentleman identify this bug please

Gentleman: Oh!

Gentleman: Gonta doesn’t think that’s a bug.

OutofBounds: try anyways

Gentleman: Oh, okay!

Gentleman: Given the eye position, limb count, and pronounced rostrum it could pass as some type of weevil.

OutofBounds: thanks

PwaneJawneCospway: oh wow

Gentleman: The only problem with weevil theory is it lacks the antenna on the sides of the rostrum.

Yume-no: Sitophilus Ronilculs, also know more commonly as the Bisexual Clown Weevil

BubblegearBitch: don weevils hvae thangs on the sides of theri faces??

Yume-no: legs?

BubblegearBitch: no?? I dont htink?

Gentleman: That is their antenna!

GodRestYeMerryArtists: he gets the thangs when he has a big wide smile from seeing a happy customer

Yume-no: do your thangs get wide when you satisfy a customer?

GodRestYeMerryArtists: do your thangs not get wide upon customer satisfaction?

OutofBounds: i’m struggling to not laugh and disrupt saihara and kirigiri

PwaneJawneCospway: Hoshi is keeping his thangs narrow

PwaneJawneCospway: he is frowning

GodRestYeMerryArtists: why arent your customers satisfied? you should worker harder to maintain a good reputation among all the other fast food weevstablishments

BubblegearBitch: bitch ima amke youer customers satisfy3ed ina minute

DragKingHorse: Cannot believe I left you guys alone with one (1) cursed Ronald for three minutes, and you’ve already managed to spiral into oblivion.

DragKingHorse: I don’t need to actively even say anything in here anymore, my power has just become that strong.

GodRestYeMerryArtists: Angie will have you know her cursed energy was bestowed upon her by Kami-sama himself!

GodRestYeMerryArtists: you had no part in it

DragKingHorse: Damn.

DragKingHorse: Have another cursed image.

DragKingHorse: Handwich

Yume-no: i

Yume-no: h

Yume-no: hh

isLost: me when someone asks me how mitosis works and i don’t know how mitosis works

Yume-no: what

BubblegearBitch: where eh fuck did u coemfrom

isLost: yeah

Yume-no: mitosis??

isLost: yeah

PwaneJawneCospway: kill

isLost: live

DragKingHorse: Necromancy.

OutofBounds: once again asking the chat to slow down

PwaneJawneCospway: i don’t think that’s an option right now

KeySoulAyde: have you guys seen momota?

PwaneJawneCospway: no

OutofBounds: nope

isLost: i saw him like 20 min ago if thats anything

Yume-no: didn’t harukawa say aoemthing about about ouma harassing him earlier?

KeySoulAyde: i need to return something to him, i’m worried that if i keep carrying it around with me i’ll end up misplacing it

DragKingHorse: I was not harassing Momota-Chan!

DragKingHorse: I was boobytrapping his locker, there’s a huge difference.

DragKingHorse: I never actually saw him.

KeySoulAyde: that isn’t any better but thanks for the heads up

DragKingHorse: Akamatsu-Chan wouldn’t dare tattle on me. She’s too cool for that, right?

KeySoulAyde: sorry! I’m not as cool as you’d hope

DragKingHorse: Buzzkill.

PwaneJawneCospway: your shenanigans have been consistently thwarted all day today huh

DragKingHorse: Tojo-Chan not being here threw off my groove, clearly.

Yume-no: i’m sorry but you’ve thrown off the supreme leaders grove

DragKingHorse: Yumeno gets it.

OutofBounds: does that mean you’re going to throw her out a window?

PwaneJawneCospway: don’t defenestrate her

Yume-no: abuse of the ill

DragKingHorse: Can’t defenestrate Tojo-Chan, she’s too important around here.

DragKingHorse: I just realized-

DragKingHorse: Why am I the only one here with a pride nickname, you guys did nickname changes for christmas.

Yume-no: not creative enough

PwaneJawneCospway: straight

OutofBounds: i didn’t do anything for christmas either

DragKingHorse: SHIROGANE-CHAN IS WHAT.

PwaneJawneCospway: straight....

Yume-no: i swore you were a lesbian, you go nuts over pretty anime women

PwaneJawneCospway: i’m not cis but i can’t think of any good jokes to do with my user

PwaneJawneCospway: waifus are different

Yume-no: i beg to differ

PwaneJawneCospway: then beg

DragKingHorse: Cannot believe Shirogane-Chan has been queerbaiting us this whole time. (Jesting)

PwaneJawneCospway: i’m going to throttle you

Sai: im

Sai: is this y hoshi sounds like hes choking on a duck?

OutofBounds: can’t say i’ve heard that one before

Sai: srry, dont know where that came from

DragKingHorse: SHUMAI

DragKingHorse: Shuichi should change his nickname so I’m not Boo Boo the Fool over here being the only one with a pride nickname.

Sai: no

isPan: boo

DragKingHorse: Oh my god.

DragKingHorse: Amami-Chan to the rescue!

isPan: i got chu

DragKingHorse: My hero!

PwaneJawneCospway: academia?

DragKingHorse: 🔫🔫🔫

PwaneJawneCospway: AAA-

Yume-no: whyy hero acidemia? 

Yume-no: academia*

PwaneJawneCospway: impulsive word association

Yume-no: man

DragKingHorse: Amami-Chan has satisfied me, for now

PwaneJawneCospway: are your thangs wide?

DragKingHorse: No, but they are girthy.

Yume-no: what

DragKingHorse: Yumeno heard me.

Yume-no: but did i want to?

DragKingHorse: Probably!

Yume-no: incorrect

DragKingHorse: Anywho, where’s Iruma.

DragKingHorse: I have something for her.

DragKingHorse: @BubblegearBitch

BubblegearBitch: SDFHTRJADFBHDG

BubblegearBitch: lil btich boy heater witha duskt kink

OutofBounds: are your friends always like this?

DragKingHorse: Unfortunately, yes.

Yume-no: transolotl....

Yume-no: why are they using a floor heater in summer?

DragKingHorse: Oh, she’s a demon and prefers her enclosure to be closer to the natural temps in hell.

Yume-no: whats the actual reason

DragKingHorse: That is the actual reason!

DragKingHorse: I’ll even get Yumeno-Chan proof!

Yume-no: do it

PwaneJawneCospway: oh i wanna see this

DragKingHorse: Give me a minute.

DragKingHorse: Your proof is I asked her.

Yume-no: h

PwaneJawneCospway: well shit alright

Yume-no: i want those horns

DragKingHorse: Become a demon then.

BubblegearBitch: dayum

BubblegearBitch: she looks liek someone id get high woth 

BubblegearBitch: i fuck w her viebs

PwaneJawneCospway: the heater in the summer is still deranged

Yume-no: ok wait cuz she said her house is cold

PwaneJawneCospway: oooh wait-

Yume-no: is her family those kinds of people who keep the ac on so low you shiver in the summer?

DragKingHorse: Dingdingding!

DragKingHorse: it’s not nearly as bad upstairs but her room is in the basement and it’s just naturally cold down there, so the constant AC just adds cold atop cold.

PwaneJawneCospway: okay that makes way more sense

Yume-no: more cold per cold

PwaneJawneCospway: why is she wearing a tanktop(?) if it’s so cold down there tho

OutofBounds: spite probably

  --Replying to @BubblegearBitch: she looks liek someone id get high woth

DragKingHorse: Good news! She is in fact a stoner.

DragKingHorse: Bad news! I’m not giving Iruma-Chan her contact.

BubblegearBitch: can i add ehr to my blunt rota-BITCH

DragKingHorse: HA!

isPan: new question, why does that bat plushie have upside down wings

DragKingHorse: Not a damn clue. She found it at a thrift store though.

BubblegearBitch: imma ask chuya for her numver

isPan: man

PwaneJawneCospway: it’s got whimsy

isPan: tru tru

DragKingHorse: What makes Iruma-chan think Chuya has any of my friends’ contacts?

BubblegearBitch: she might!!!

DragKingHorse: She doesn’t.

BubblegearBitch: seh can get it for ne tho she lvies with you ans proably talks toyur friends

DragKingHorse: She’s not gonna give Iruma-Chan Micky’s number.

DragKingHorse: I promise her, it’s a waste of time to even try.

BubblegearBitch: watch me slut

PwaneJawneCospway: hey ouma i’ve been wondering something about your discord ss for a while

DragKingHorse: What, is there something wrong with them?

PwaneJawneCospway: no no it’s just i thought you’d be the kind of person to use betterdiscord but it looks like you’re just using the normal dark mode

DragKingHorse: What is Shirogane-Chan talking about, I am using BetterDiscord.

isPan: lol

PwaneJawneCospway: don’t gaslight me

DragKingHorse: I’m not! I do use it!

PwaneJawneCospway: do you use it for things that aren’t themes?? like the plugins?

DragKingHorse: i mean yeah, but I also use themes.

PwaneJawneCospway: where tf is the theme then?????

DragKingHorse: Turned off, for safety reasons.

OutofBounds: what safety reasons....

isPan: wtf is your theme

DragKingHorse: A horrible eye strain amalgamation of several different themes running all at once.

PwaneJawneCospway: how kind of you to spare our eyes....

DragKingHorse: Does Shirogane-Chan want to see it?? Cause she’s acting like she doesn’t believe me.

PwaneJawneCospway: no

isPan: im morbidly curious

OutofBounds: same

DragKingHorse: Too bad, I’m on phone right now. My laptop is at home.

PwaneJawneCospway: so you aren’t actually sparing us you’re just on phone

DragKingHorse: Who knows.

PwaneJawneCospway: you’re exhausting