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{ scaramouche pov }
"My lord another document has come it was requested to be done by Sir Childe" one of Scaramouches servant "this fucking asshole.." Scaramouche muttered then taking the paper work with a letter in it, 'do this for me ok? I have a date today don't worry in return you have a favour for me' it wrote "who the hell would go on a date with this guy?" Scaramouche said then picking up a pen to start writing this document's

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{ y/n pov }
"Here you go Kid!" You handed out a candy on the last person in your line "ahh!! Finally done with the last customer now let me just find the loc-" "MISS CAN I HAVE TWO LARGE LOLLIPOPS!" a guy shouted while huffing and sweating seems like he's got a date to do you didn't argue since he was sweating all over "yea sure that's 500 mora" you take some leftover sugar, light up the pan put the sugar in the pan then melt it then Tah dah lollipop you use your vision to cool it off so it's not hot

"Here you go" you said then handing out the candy and taking the mora "it's pretty cheap for such a large candy" said the guy you didn't bother replying "do you perhaps wanna find another job I can help you with that!" He said well you did need a job since your house got burned because you played with your vision a bit to much

He handed you a device that's round with a single button "just press the button if you change your mind" then he ran off to a blond girl with a flying..maskot?..you didn't interfere then just closed the shop

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{ Scaramouche pov }
"Send it back and call Childe to come here after he's so call date" scaramouche said to his servant "ah! Yes my lord" the servant then take the documents then walked out of the tent to send it off, "I need coffee."

he didn't bother even getting a coffee even tho he wanted it that's how lazy he is "I need a fucking assistant." He made up his mind to let Childe find him one

After hours of waiting for Childe one of his servant knocked on the door "what" said Scaramouche "my lord Sir Childe has come" said the servant "yeah yeah let him in-" before even finishing the sentence Childe barged in the door "eyyy scaracoochie" said Childe while laughing Scara glared at him "what the hell did you just call me." "Chillax it's a new word I learned"

replied Childe then walking closer to scaramouche "so why did you call me? Did you need something" said Childe then crossing his arms "I need you to find me a assistant" replied scaramouche then took out a paper out of thin air "lucky for you I already have one person I met her in a shop" "just find me a person that can do my documents and brings me coffee."

Replied Scaramouche with a cold face then crossed his arms "yeah I think she can do that" replied Childe then walking towards scaramouche then taking the paper "this is a lot of condition for an assistant that just brings you coffee and does your documents.." "I don't care. Just find someone who can agree on that. Now get out!" Said scaramouche "ok scaracoochie" Childe laughed then walked out "I told you to not call me that bastard." Scaramouche mumbled

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{ y/n pov }
"I'm sorry again for staying at your house I promise I'll find a job and rent one" you said then gave the person half your earnings "don't worry about it you helped me in the past so it's my turn to help you" replied the girl "please accept these as a rent" you said "I'm heading to the market first tho since I need sugar for tomorrow hehe.." you then took your bag then ran to the market

Few running later you were at the market "augh..so many people here" you mumbled "hey! Comrade didn't thought you'd be here" you turned around and it was the guy from earlier "I..uhm hello" you replied he then grinned "Childe 11th of the fatui harbinger" he whispered yout eyes widened "t-the fatui harbinger..?!" You shouted "shhh keeo your voice down there's many people here! Come"

He grabs your wrist then runned to a nearby forest you pushed him when you were hidden "what the hell does the fatui want from me?!" You whispered loudly "chill don't worry I'm not here to hurt you, you remember my job offer earlier?" He replied then standing up "your quite bold to push a fatui" "I'm sorry.." you replied then also standing up brushing the leaves stuck in your dress

"So as I was saying, I want you to be an assistant for someone" Childe said out of the blue "who's this someone..is this another harbinger..?" You reply "ofcourse who else" Childe said then patting your head "can you do documents? " "Yes..I can" Childe grinned "perfect then your off tomorrow if you want tonight!" He then hand you a paper looks like a contract "here if you agree on the conditions and once you sign it I'll just knock on your door" he then chuckled then walked away "..." You didn't reply to what he said then walked home

You didn't need to buy sugar since you're getting a job

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It was night time you were still thinking about the contract..you were gonna leave behind your shop then you thought to yourself that maybe every weekends you'll open it up

You made up your mind then took the paper and your pen then red the conditions "this is..alot of condition?..well I guess I can do it" you signed then knock knock someone was at the door you opened it and it was mon other then Childe the fatui harbinger you sigh then gave him your bag "here carry this it's to heavy thanks" he chuckled then grabbed your wrist

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"Okay we're here comrade" "thanks..this is a big camp" you said then brushing your dress "well it's an harbingers camp it's supposed to big" you heard moans from the inside your eyes widened "is my boss a sex addict.?" You asked Childe just sighed then walked over to one of Scaramouches servants

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"ah—ahh~" you heard more moans every step you make to the tent you thought of regretting your decision to work for this sex addict man your eyes widened and your cheeks blushed thru embarrassment

You saw the guys that you were gonna work with was having..well you know with a girl you quickly hide behind Childe's back, Childe just chuckled a bit then pat your head

"He does this often so you better get used to it" the ginger haired boy whispered after them getting dress Childe proceeds to shout "my..my your new one is loud!" 'new one?!' you thought to yourself the purple haired man then sighed "who is this?" He asked "oh it's your new assista-" you cover his mouth "Friends! Mhm friends" you said Childe was confuse for a moment then figuring out that you were afraid of him

"Don't worry" he whispered "and a new assistant for you" he said fucking hell you regret accepting this offer "she looks ugly"
After he said that the room was filled with silent

"Fucking bitch." You mumbled "what did you say?." You flinched did he heard it?? You didn't said it out loud tho?! "Oh nothing I said that my new boss seems so smart." You lied then faked a smile "just guide her to her room" he said sighing 'fuck you little shit.' you thought

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"Kyahh~ this bed is so soft~" you shout then hugging the pillows, Childe helped you earlier unpacking your stuff then walked away seems like he had stuff to do

You didn't care either way you were being to happy with the soft bed you were getting sleepy but the you heard the door was kicked it was your boss, great...

You get up bowed before talking to him you knew he was the type to get angry if you haven't bow

"What may you need lord?" You asked then smiling he rolled his eyes then throwed a paper in the floor looks like a schedule

You picked it up it was a schedule surprisingly...it was alot. Like alot

You sighed then thanked him "Scaramouche" the purple haired boy said "What a weird name" you mumbled, you heard footsteps coming towards you

'did he heard what I said?!' you thought to yourself you gulped out of nowhere your chin was picked up

He was glaring at your eyes what does he want? He slaps you out of nowhere a tear fell from your eyes you stopped your cries since it would be showing weakness you didn't want that.

Scaramouche laughed then glared at you once again you just rolled your eyes "say that again and you'll never see that light." He said coldly then walking out of the room

You closed the door.

"YOU FUCKING BITCH AHHH" you screamed in your pillow "calm down...calm down.." you said to yourself "it's gonna be fine!" You cheered yourself, well damn well it's not.

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Next day came you inform that you were going inside the large tent he allowed it

Inside was Scaramouche.. your eyes widened he looks..wait wait. Is he the same person?!

You reacted this way because the cold man last night was looking beautiful then ever..you snapped out on that thought then asked why he called you

"Get me coffee I'm sure you know the way to the kitchen right?" He said you nod
"What's your type?" You asked he's eyes widened

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{Scaramouche Pov}
'm-my type?!' I thought to myself "my lord?.." the girl thats first day working here dares to ask my type?!

"I'll just get you dark coffee then since you won't reply." The h/c girl said "y-you meant coffee?.." I mumbled "ahem..get me a creamy one." I said coldly then palming myself

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{Your Pov}
'whatd he think I thought?' you thought to yourself "pfft—" you covered your face chuckling the purple boy was flustered then throwing a book at your head "ow.." "just get me my coffee." He mumbled 'was the man last night really him?..' you then walked out of the tent then go to the kitchen the camp was big but you asked the fatui agents for directions

They seem nicer then you thought you smile at them once they say the direction and thanked them

Who would have thought that the ruthless fatui agents was nice after all?

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After you brought the coffee for Scaramouche and he glared for you in return because you were a bit slow.

Later on he filled you up with documents to sign up he said he was gonna rest for a bit, him rest? Yeah right.

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"Augh.. finally last one." You then checked the terms and conditions on the last documents then signed it, you stored the documents on a folder then put it on Scaramouches desk you were planning to make hot cocoa to drink and check out the training field since you wanted to learn fighting for defense

You returned to the camp then rush back to the kitchen to prepare the hot boiling water minutes later the boiled water finally whistle you took it then put it in the cup then threw your cocoa powder then mix it with cubes of sugar and marshmallows you use your vision to cool it off while walking to the training field to check out the fatui agents

You walked out of the tent then walked towards where the kitchen was located, you asked the chef where the cocoa powder was "oh cocoa powder? We ran out of it" the chef replied "Oh! No worries I'll just buy them off the market I'll be back chef!" You replied then ranning off to your bedroom to get your bag

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You looked around the market finding a cocoa seller you found one a few minutes of finding later

"Ah! How much for 1 bag?" You say taking the a bag of cocoa powder "115 mora each" replied the seller you handed a bag of mora and said to keep the rest then you ran off

You returned to the camp then prepared your cocoa after you finished preparing you walked to the training field you saw fatui agents practicing on Fighting with eachother one was a cryro and one was a pyro

"What the hell are you doing here?" A whisper in your ear your eyes widened then turned around it was the your boss "I thought you were resting my lord." You said "I got bored, anyways answer my question!" He yelled you ignored him then watched the training field

"Your annoying." You murmured after you said that you were suddenly choked against the wall "c-cant breath.." you mumbled he ignored what you said almost as if mocking what you did earlier "l—let go.." You said in a low voice "apologize." You heard him saying you thought in your head that you misheard it but he kept repeating it

"I'm—" "your?"

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"IM S-SORRY LET ME GO" you shouted few seconds later of him thinking whether you should die or not he letted you go "ignore my question again and I'll kill you off" he said then walking off fading In the dark

You breath heavily

"Just a few more days and I can quit." The truth is you just needed a paycheck then you quit off your job

You returned to your room to only realise that your cocoa was dead dropped on the floor earlier you didn't bother cleaning it up you just wanted to rest because the sky was dark meaning it's night

You jumped in your bed hugging your pillow slowly sleeping

"You fucking...bastard" was the last words you said before sleeping little did you know Scaramouche was Infront of your door watching you sleep

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It's been 3 days since I was working for the fatui, moved places to inazuma still not used to it scaramouche insisted that all of us get a drink from a bar carelessly he got drunk.

"Miss y/n why not returning My lord he looks quite..drunk" whispered a fatui sitting next to me i nodded then bowed goodbye

'this fuckers heavy.' you thought to yourself you were carrying scaramouche he kept bumping to walls. You just burst laughing if he does you finally arrived after minutes of walking

You lay down scaramouche in the floor for a second then you search for the keys in your bag later on you found it you opened the door surprisingly his room was organized not like what you would expect.

You carry him again to his bed "your heavy.." you mumbled while panting you walked outside of the room to boil water to make scaramouche sobber, you didn't wake up the chef since it would be disturbing for them after a few seconds or minutes the water started boiling you poured it in a cup then carefully walked to scaramouches room

After you return scaramouche was not where you left him.. 'WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?!' a hand reached out to your wrist "whaf the hell are you doing here." You turn around to your relief it was Scaramouche but somethings wrong why is he..half naked?.

"AH—" you tried screaming but scaramouche covered your mouth "shut up your gonna wake up everyone" he said glaring at you after that you turned around walking to the table leaving the hot water "drink it to make you sobber.." you mumbled "come here"

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Eh? Did I just hear that correctly?

"I said come here" you rush towards him since you didn't want to get punished "closer" he said how much closer exactly? You get a bit closer out of the blue

Your first kiss was stolen.

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You pushed him "what the hell?!" You shouted "who are you in a position to scream at me." Scaramouche whispered "who the fuck are you to kiss me?!" You shouted once again, your brain can't process or stay calm after what happened you just looked at Scaramouche standing looking at you

You excuse yourself you were walking out until he he touched your wrist "I'm sorry.." 'what?..' you thought to yourself you let go of his hand on your wrist then walked out

Next day came you didn't get to sleep because last night you thought about what happened last night "is he crazy." You said in your breath You rose up from your bed then go to the bathroom to shower, after you showered you go to your vanity to brush your hair you wore you uniform you decided to avoid any eye contact from scaramouche

You opened your door then go to the kitchen to get breakfast the chef handed you a meal "it's for lord" lord as scaramouche you nodded then walked out of the kitchen you were nervous, heart was beating fast

You knocked at the door "come in" a sleepy voice said it was well you know who it was you walked inside avoiding his eyes you out down the meal in the table nearby

You were gonna walk out since the documents that you were gonna handle was already in your room "do your documents here you brat,"

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'brat? Are you serious' you thought to yourself "yes my lord" avoiding his gaze you walked out going to your room to take the documents

He pointed to the table near him 'are you serious that close to you?!' your mind screamed you walked over to the table put the documents down then sat down you picked up the pen you started signing

You finishe hours later then standed up "permission to go out my lord" you said "no" what? Does he not want you to take a break or something?! You tilted your head confused "I said no are you deaf?" He asked ofcourse your not isn't that obvious.

"No my lord.." you mumbled "good, then sit down next to me" you hesitated then sat down next to him not looking at his eyes of course it was your main goal "from now on your sleeping with me" you flinched "I—" "you can't decline it's an order." "But my lord it's prohibited for a man and woman that has no relationship to sleep together in a bed" you explained you attempt to stand up but you got pushed down "I don't care your sleeping here with me tonight." Whys he acting so weird? Is he still drunk? He tightens your wrist, "ack—" it hurted "let go!" You shouted "not until you promise to sleep with me tonight" "so childish" you mumbled "I..agree" you said "perfect you just need to be a pillow for me" is this guy sober by any chance?

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You knock at the giant door right Infront of you waiting for a response.

“come in”

You then opened the door and saw Scaramouche sitting at the bed with a book, right after you came in he then closed the book and lay it on the bedside table then crossing his arms signaling you to come over at the bed

You then gulped then walked slowly towards the bed

“took you long enough” the man said you low down your head avoiding eye contact with his “im..sorry my lord I had circumstance—” before you even finish your sentence you felt a hand around your waist it was well.. scaramouche, his face burried at your chest, you flushed.

“m-my lord—" cut off once again “shut up..” he whispered you tilt your head and grinned your hand hesitatingly reaching his hair stroking it you felt a smile at him

“please don't ever..leave” he murmurs out of the blue, you stare at his head then laughing you heard scaramouche pout “haha..I'm sorry it's just that you look..” you say, he then raised his eyebrows thinking on why you stopped your sentence, you just responded with a smile

“i love you..” the man whispers, your eyes widened at how forward he was then you smiled

“i..love you to”

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It was early in the morning, you heard birds chirping outside the window of your room, you tried to get up but felt someone's hand in your waist pulling you down and hugging you tight you looked up and it was Scaramouche, your boss you let out a soft laugh

It has been months since he proposed to you making you the wife of the balladeer, he changed when you accepted his proposal, he became nicer, never brought back home girls again and just changed..

You whisper to him "I need to open the windows balladeer.." you lazily said he softens his grips making you slid off his hug and you let your legs go down and put on your slippers walking up to the window that you heard the birds chirping in return of you opening it you had 2 birds looking at your and tilting there heads you laughed

It was a white and grey bird in a tree branch they looked sweet you close your eyes and lean at the handles at the window and a wind blows making your hair flatter

You felt a hand short after in your waist and giving you kisses in your back neck, you turned around it was Scaramouche..eyes tired from waking up to sleep with a pouted face he then pointed at the bed opening his mouth "go back to me in the bed.." he then grabs your hand and 'drags' you back to the bed his hands in your waist hugging you softly and kissing your head and smelling your hair

You smiled, you didn't knew that you could get this kind of moment in your life, turning around to face him you kiss him in his chubby cheeks making him blush red you laughed at his reaction

Whispering "I love you my dearest husband.." and falling asleep once again