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Chapter 1. Millie, SIA, Lady Gaga, Emma Watson, Mentioned Debby Ryan
Chapter 2. Ladybug (and it's characters), Lucius Malfoy
Chapter 3. Nate Jacobs, Jules, Maddy, Cassie, Bloom (winx club)

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It all started when my best friend got stabbed.

- Do you want it back?- The policeman asked.

No. I didn't want it back. It was dirty with my friend's blood

- You stabbed someone else's friend…. But you don't know this trick…, Miraculos ladybug!!!!

-Miraculos.... - Said Chato Norr.

-Yes, miraculos said ladybugussy. - it's a new power, thanks to this nobody can kill me cause I see their butts and bussys.

-WHO TAUGHT YOU THAT? THAT WAS THE SECRET POWER OF MY MOTHER!

- I am… - the silence was terrible, the volume inside this bus astronomical, finally ladybugussy talked again - your mother's lover…

-Wh- Wh- WHAT??? It cannot be... She's dead!

- No kid, your father lied to you cause in reality he isn't Gabriel Agreste, his real identity is... Lucius Malfoy.

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There was once a ship that put to sea

a pirate which was actually a stupid ass baby

As stupid as a baby dragon-wolf-vampire-fae baby could go of course

Which is actually REALLY stupid. Like A LOT.

But y/n entered and did the Debby Ryan and said: I know you're a baby but you aren't like this, please stop summoning Satan

-Googoo gaga- Said the baby. Googoo fucking gaga. Y/N started to cry

Lady Gaga entered and started to sing… I'M GONNA SWING WITH A CHANDELIEER....but... WAIT, the baby started to cry cause oh nour, that was SIA AND NOT GAGGA!!

-We must call Millie...- Said the baby. And so they did.
-Hey fags!!!!! Who do I have to run over??
-SIA....-YASSSS Let’s go queens

Then every famous woman ever went and helped Millie with running over SIA. Adele started to sing to teach her how it is done and thanks to the magical abilities of Emma Watson she turned into a winx and yeeted SIA's voice away while slaying

SIA died a painful dead and the world finally became a better place.

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Nate woke up in a sudden cold. Last night, his dad left him because he "didn't love his mom" and was fucking men. But he already knew that since he was 9. Despite the nightmares, he woke up feeling fantastic.

The reason? He was a masochist, he enjoyed the pain, so the nightmares helped him sleep well. The next morning, he went to school like a normal teenager. There was something about him that no one knew. He was the son of Sky and Bloom. He could control dragons, fire and a lot of other things. His most classified secret was that he listened to Mitski.
He could ABSOLUTELY NOT let anyone know he listened to Mitski... It was his greatest vulnerability.

As he walked into high school, he saw Cassie, her face as red as his biological's mother hair.
- NATE -Cassie screamed. But he already knew what she wanted...

She wanted to date his mother. He approached her and claimed her lips in a passionate kiss trying to make her know that she was his and to regain some of his lost control.

After school was finished, he went to the gym, where he saw Jules.

What was she doing there? Deep down, she was the one who he truly loved. Cassie was just a placeholder. He wanted to protect her. Protect her like nobody protected him. He approached Jules.

-Jules.

-I don't want to talk to you.

-Hear me out, Jules.

-Leave me alone!

-JULES! I love you...

- I don't love you Nate, I love Rue and her male counterpart…

- But Jules!

- No. I used to be in love with you, back when I thought I was your type, and you were mine…

- And you were!!!!! You're the perfect woman, Jules.

- NATE!!!!!! I. DON'T. LIKE. YOU! AND YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT A DRUG ADDICT LIKE RUE AND RUE'S MALE COUNTERPART. END. OF. STORY.

Nate ran out of the gym. He wanted to cry, but he knew he couldn't. He got into his car and blasted Mitski. When he got home, he saw Cassie speaking to his mom. What could they be talking about? He started to worry. He approached them.

And the worst happened. He thought that they were talking about their love for each other or something like that, but turned out they were talking about him. Somehow they found out he loved Jules and wanted. They also knew he wanted to become a drug addict.

Suddenly, Maddy entered the house.

-CASSIE, YOU FUCKING BITCH!!! ARE YOU FUCKING NATE???!?!?

- NO, YES, FUCK IT! I AM IN LOVE WITH NATE JACOBS AND HE IS IN LOVE WITH ME AND DON'T YOU FUCKING GIVE ME THAT LOOK MADDY BECAUSE I DIDN’T FUCK YOUR BOYFRIEND. YOU TWO WERE BROKEN UP FOR 3 WEEKS AND 3 DAYS BEFORE WE EVEN HAD SEX, SO I DIDNT BETRAY YOU. PLUS, YOU GUYS ARE TERRIBLE FOR EACH OTHER AND YOU KNOW I'M RIGHT AND YOU CAN ALL JUDGE ME IF YOU WANT, BUT I DO NOT CARE. I HAVE NEVER EVER BEEN HAPPIER.

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Poem 1.
I just woke up with a bloodie knife in hand

It was from shoving it up my ass.

I see a wet ass pen

It was from my dog.

he was in horny jail

Why would my dog be in horny jail?

he was playing monopoly with the other cats and dogs of the country.

Which country?

Adidsocor

El profesor.

Poem 2.

I hate him.

I see the mirror

He's there.

I grab the axe

I kill him.

The mirror moves

He's still there.

I grab the assault rifle under my pillow.

I shoot.

Where does it land?