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In the human world in the middle of the woods, everything looks peaceful. The birds are chirping, the yellow sun is bright, and the animals are enjoying their life in nature. Suddenly, there is the sound of a gun shot that has frightened the animals away. Soon, the Imps of an assassination team of Hell runs through the bushes.

"Hurry, I think he's catching up with us!" The smaller white haired Imp, Moxxie says in a panic.

"No fuckin kidding, Moxxie! When our client told us the man was a game hunter, I didn't think he was a professional hunter," The taller Imp, Blitz says angrily.

They soon hear gunshots as the bullets blast holes on the trees. Blitz and Moxxie aim their guns at the one firing at them.

"Man, that guy is full of insane nastiness. I can understand why the client wants this creep dead," The black haired and only female Imp, Millie says.

"Well, it's no surprise that he captured humans and used them for hunting practice," Blitz says.

"And he's going to do the same to us if we don't fire at him," Moxxie says, and brings out his gun.

"Yeah. The sooner we off this motherfucker the better," Blitz says, bringing out his own.

Millie brings out her dagger, "No need to tell me twice."

"Alright, we need to split up and catch the target by surprise. One of us has to get him," Blitz says.

Moxxie and Millie split up as Blitz turns his head to see bullets continue flying towards him. Blitz continues to dodge the attacks and quickly climbs up the tree.

Suddenly, he has someone say, "Come out come out you lil' critter!"

Blitz looks down to see a man around his forties. He is wearing green pants and a light blue long sleeve shirt, and has straps that look like bullets, and a gun. He is also wearing a western like hat. He also has a buzz cut black hair and light tan color skin.

"Now where are ya, you lil' varmint?" The man says, looking around.

The man who is looking around the area for Blitz is I.M.P's target. According to their client, was one of the victims of a kidnapping and human hunting practice the target has done for a few years. The client is one of the victims who has been shot and killed by the target.

Blitz sees that the target is not going to let them so easily. He is able to sneak past them without the target notice. As he slips past him, Blitz accidentally steps on a stick, grabbing the target's attention.

He evilly smirks and says, "There you are."

Then the poacher fires the gun and Blitz quickly dodges the attack and runs away.

"Shit!" Blitz mutters to himself as he runs off.

The man continues to chase after Blitz as the Imp runs through the bushes and reaches towards a clearing where a cliff just outside of the forest. Blitz comes to a stop to see what's over the cliff, it's not that far down, but it's not exactly close to the ground floor either. He hears maniacal laughter and turns to see the man having an evil smirk on his face and aims the gun towards Blitz.

"Get ready to say your prayers you little critter," The man says.

Before he can fire his gun at Blitz, a gunshot fired behind the back of his head gets a wound from a gunshot. Soon, he falls to the ground, dead revealing that Moxxie has made the shot.

"Nice work, Moxxie," Blitz says.

"You were great, Moxxie," Millie happily says.

Moxxie blushes and says, "Thanks Millie."

Millie and Moxxie soon hug each other with glee. Blitz rolls his eyes in reply.

"Alright, enough love fest until we get back," Blitz says.

He then looks in his pockets, "Let me call Loona and…"

Before he can finish his sentence, he hears cracking and crumbling sounds and feels the ground he is standing on is kissing a bit. Before he has the chance to react, the ground floor breaks from under him and he falls.

Moxxie and Millie exclaim, "BLITZ!"

Moxxie and Millie are shocked to see Blitz has fallen from the cliff.

Sometime later, Blitz groans and grubs to feel the pain in his head and soon opens his eyes. He places his hand on his head as he lifts himself to a sitting position and feels the sharp pain on the back of his head.

He shouts in pain, "God dammit! It feels like I've got hit by a fuckin truck!"

"Ow! Shit!" Blitz shouts, feeling the pain on the back of his head.

He then looks around as he calls out, "Moxxie?! Millie?! Where are you?!"

He stands up and looks up to see the cliff he has fallen. Then turn around to see the trees, bushes, and a few clear areas around.

Then look back up the cliff, "Shit. Looks like I won't be getting back up that way. Gotta find the others and get the hell out of here."

Seeing there is no other choice, Blitz decides to walk down the forest to find a path back up.

As he looks around, Blitz calls out, "Millie?! Moxxie?! Guys?!"

Then says to himself, "Fuck, where the heck are they?!"

Blitz continues to walk around, hoping to find Moxxie and Millie. Suddenly, he begins to hear something rustling in the trees.

Then hears a familiar voice, "Oh crumbs! I'm late! I'm really late!"

"Moxxie?" Blitz says, confused, recognizing the voice.

Then walks over, "Moxxie, is that you?!"

Blitz moves past the bushes and looks around to find the Imp. Just then, he sees the familiar Imp running past him and is running fast. However, he notices something… different about him.

Moxxie is wearing a different outfit, the outfit he has worn for the Harvest Moon Festival. A light gray shirt with a little darker gray cuffs, a gray vest with a button and a gray bow tie, and dark gray pants. He is holding a gold pocket watch. The odd thing Blitz notices is that his horns have been replaced with black and whited striped rabbit ears.

"I'm late! I'm really really late! The queen and king will have my head for this! Fuck!"" Moxxie panics, looking at the watch.

Blitz chases after him as he calls out, "Moxxie, where are you going?! Moxxie! Stop!"

Just then, Moxxie stops and turns to Blitz, "I'm sorry, but I do not know you. I'm Moxxie Rabbit, notice the ears that are clearing on the top of my head," And points to the ears.

"Yeah. I'm not buying this shit. When did you change your clothes and where did you get that watch?! And where's Millie?" Blitz replies, not very convinced.

"You mean the cook? She's at the Duchess' home. I'm afraid I have to cut our conversation short, clearly seeing that I'm running late and I must depart," Moxxie Rabbit says and runs off.

He continues to look at the clock and panics, "I'm so very very late!"

Blitz blinks a few times before realizing Moxxie is leaving him behind.

"Hold on one fuckin second! Moxxie!" Blitz shouts in anger and runs after him.

Blitz continues to chase Moxxie Rabbit through the forest. Blitz keeps calling out his name and cursing at him, but the Imp with rabbit ears refuses to stop.

Still running after him, Blitz calls out, "Moxxie! Will you slow down for one fuckin second! Where are you going?!"

"No time! I gotta get to the castle. And I'm late!" Moxxie says.

Soon, Moxxie sees a rather large rabbit hole. Moxxie Rabbit then runs inside the rabbit hole without stopping. Blitz skids to a stop to see a particular large rabbit hole.

"Moxxie! Moxxie!" Blitz shouts in anger.

Then mutters to himself, annoyed, "Dammit Moxxie."

Blitz is rather confusing. Moxxie has completely ignored him and has run into the rabbit hole.

"Alright Blitz, calm down. I'll just go in there and see what he's planning," Blitz says to himself and walks inside the rabbit hole.

Blitz then begins to crawl into the rabbit hole. Blitz continues to crawl through the rabbit hole and for some reason, it doesn't seem to end.

"Alright, something fishy is going on. First Moxxie ran into this hole and completely ignored me. Now I decided to crawl into this stupid thing after him. When I get my hands on that Moxxie I'm gonna…" Blitz angrily says.

Suddenly, he topples over and falls down into a deep deep hole. Blitz lets out a scream as he falls down the hole and where he goes, Blitz doesn't know, nor that he's in for a crazy adventure to where this hole leads.

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Blitz continues to fall down the deep hole as he lets out a scream. He has no clue how long he's been falling or where this hole leads. Suddenly, Blitz ends up slowing down until he is floating down.

"That was close," Blitz says to himself.

Blitz continues to float down through the hole to find the scenery has changed. The wall is now decorated with purple, red, and black plaid walls. Then he sees small furniture floating upwards.

"What the fuck is this place?" Blitz asks himself confused.

He then turns his head to see a mirror and his reflection is upside down and is going up for some reason. He soon notices a small bottle and picks it up.

"What is this Orange Juice or is it empty?" Blitz asks himself and lets it go as the bottle floats up.

Suddenly he begins to fall fast and lets out a scream.

"If this keeps up, I might end up either in Hell or the other side of the planet!" Blitz panics.

Blitz continues to fall down the strange rabbit hole until he lands on a large pile of pillows of different shapes and sizes.

Blitz looks up and is surprised to see the hole, "Shit. This must have been some big tunnel. Now where the heck is Moxxie?" and begins to look around.

Blitz then crawls off the pillow and begins to walk around. He soon finds a hall and follows it. To his surprise, Blitz finds himself surrounded by a hall of different color doors. Above the ceiling are rows of pipes. He wonders what the pipes are for, but is more focused to know where the doors lead.

He walks to a green door and wonders, "Now where does this lead?"

Blitz turns the knob, but it won't turn, meaning that it's locked.

"Locked!" Blitz mutters to himself.

Blitz then tries all of the doors around the hall, but to his dismay, all of them are locked.

"Well shit, now what?" Blitz asks himself as he looks around.

Soon a small pink curtain at the end of the hall has grabbed his attention. Blitz walks over and gets down to his knees. He opens it to find another door that is at least over a foot tall. The door is dark gray with a silver door knob, and a figurine on the door like the face of a familiar Hellhound that works for his ex-girlfriend. Wanting to see what's on the others, Blitz is about to turn the knob.

But suddenly he hears a voice, "Hey man, what brings you here?"

"Huh? Who said that?" Blitz asks, looking around

"Down here! On the door!" The voice says.

Blitz looks down to notice the figure on the door is talking.

"Uh?" Blitz says confused.

The figure talks again, "The name is Vortex Door, what brings someone like you here?"

"Uh right…" Blitz says, skeptic.

Then asks, "Listen um, have you seen a small Imp with white hair and has uh, white and black striped rabbit ears."

"You must mean the white rabbit. He's on the other side. Take a look?" Vortex Door says, and opens his large jaw.

Blitz feels disgusted about it, but curiosity got the better of him. He takes a look through the mouth and sees the other side. There he sees what looks like a Garden on the other side, and Moxxie Rabbit running away, carrying his pocket watch.

"There he is," Blitz says.

Then says to the door, "Thanks big man, much appreciated. Now can you open the door and I'll be on my way?"

But Vortex Door says, "That's a problem. You're too big to fit here."

"Fuck, you're right. I'll never be able to fit in there, Blitz says frustrated.

"Relax man, there's a bottle on the table that can help with the problem," Vortex Door says.

"Table? What…?" Blitz is about to ask, turning his head and is shocked to see a glass table with a bottle on top of it has appeared in the room.

Blitz stands up and says, confused, "That wasn't there before."

The Vortex Door says, "Well, there is now. Just drink the bottle and you'll be able to get through the door.

Blitz stands and walks to the table to see the bottle. The bottle is brown with a rounded rectangular shape. It is also white with white small heart on top and a large pink heart on the side. Seeing the bottle brings bitter memories.

"It reminds me of Verosika's shitty Beelzejuice bottle," Blitz says to himself.

And soon notices a label on it, Blitz reads, "Drink Me?"

Then turns to the door, "Are you sure there's no other way to get there?"

"Nope," The door answers, calmly.

"Alright, I'll drink it," Blitz says and takes a sip of the alcoholic beverage.

When he drinks it, he notices that the beverage tastes rather different.

"Hmm, this tastes really different, tastes a little fruity, almost like a mixed fruit flavor of Soju. Like Peach…" Blitz says to himself.

Then begins to shrink a little.

He takes another sip and says, "Green Apple… Mango… Strawberry… Lychee…" and continues to shrink until he is unable to hold the bottle and drops it.

Then falls to the ground. Blitz soon looks around and is shocked.

"I've… I've shrunk," Blitz says, shocked.

Vortex Door chuckles and says, "Yeah. Almost like a cigarette."

"Yeah, but I'm at least the right size now. How about opening up so I can go through," Blitz says.

"Yeah, about that," Vortex Door says, reluctantly.

Then admit, "I forgot to tell you. I'm actually locked."

"What?!" Blitz exclaims in shock.

"Yeah. I had to assume you got the key and…" Vortex Door says.

But Blitz interrupts, "What key?"

"I guess that means you left it up there," Vortex Door says, turning his eyes to the table.

On the table, a black key with an eyeball design in the middle appears.

"Ah fuck," Blitz comments irritated.

Since he needs it, Blitz has already begun climbing in one of the table's legs. He climbs the best he can and is almost to the top. Sadly, because the leg is made of metal, he slips and slides down the curved leg until he reaches the bottom. Basically, his plan failed.

Blitz groans and wonders, "Great. Now what am I going to do?"

"You can use the box in front of your feet," Vortex Door answers.

Suddenly a small box appeared in front of Blitz's feet.

"That's… oddly convenient,"Blitz says, giving a suspicious look at the box.

He opens the small box to see that it's full of decorated cookies and different colored frosting. Each of them is in a different shape as well, yet they all have writing on them that reads, 'Eat Me.'

"'Eat me' huh? Might as well," Blitz replies and takes a crescent moon shaped cookie.

Blitz takes a bite of the cookie and eats it. As soon as he eats the bite of the cookie, Blitz begins to grow bigger and bigger. In fact, he's actually a little too big. He accidentally slams his right foot at the door and hits his head in the pipe, breaking it. Then strange green gas beings seeping out. Blitz coughs as bits of the gas goes in his mouth.

"Fuck! What the hell is this shit?!" Blitz exclaims, coughing.

He sniffs it and says, "God that smells awful."

Suddenly he hears, Vortex Door muffling as Blitz's foot is on his mouth.

Blitz removes it and asks, "What did you say?"

"That's Tear Gas," Vortex answers.

"TEAR GAS?!" Blitz exclaims, shocked.

Blitz continues to cough the gas as it flows through the room. The gas soon causes Blitz's eyes to become watery.

"This… this fuckin suck… Now… I don't think I'll ever get out of this fuckin place…" Blitz shouts and begins to cry.

And soon, big drops of tears begin to fall to the floor. That makes rather big splashes for the door to see.

"You know, crying is not gonna help man," Vortex Door says.

"I know that, but I… I can't stop!" Blitz says in tears and continues to cry.

The tears continue to come down hard and the large watery tears actually begin to flood the room.

"Come on man, you gotta stop crying! You're starting to flood the room! This is so uncool!" Vortex Door calls out.

Yet, the tear gas is making him cry even more that the tears have already covered his feet.

Soon, Vortex Door sees the bottle, "Drink the bottle! Use it to help you get small again!"

Blitz quickly grabs the now small bottle with his large fingers and quickly takes a sip from it. With that, Blitz drinks down and falls into the bottle. Soon, the bottle begins to drift around in the pool of tears with Blitz inside. Blitz is able to climb out to see the ocean that has come from his tears.

"Sheesh. I guess that Tear Gas made me cry so much that it made a fuckin ocean." Blitz mutters to himself.

The bottle continues to float until it reaches the door. Vortex Door opens his jaw allowing the bottle to go through. And ends up leading to another part of Blitz's odd adventure.

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Still trapped in the bottle, Blitz continues to remain inside as it drifts along the ocean of his own tears from the incident with the tear gas. Even though it hasn't been too long ago, Blitz feels that he's been drifting in the ocean for hours.

Suddenly, she hears a familiar female voice, "Alright students, continue to row until we reach the shore."

Curious, Blitz climbs to the hole of the bottle and looks out to see a rowboat is coming towards them. On the boat shows different demonic like creatures including Imps. With them, is a familiar purple, a human devilish sinner with a purple horse. The black skirt is actually made of black feathers, and there are black feathers on her black scarf-like headband. She also wore a dark pink skirt with stitches, and upside down teardrop necklace, red on the top and yellow on the tip. Wearing glasses, and a black coat.

"Remember to keep with the rhythm, cause if you don't you'll fall overboard and be eaten by sharks," The sinner says, and shows up her flowing gray hair and glowing red eyes of anger.

"Mrs. Mayberry?" Blitz says, confused.

Then Blitz calls out, "Hey lady! Over here!"

The sinner turns her head to notice Blitz in a bottle.

"Ahoy, sailor in the bottle! What brings you here out at sea?!" The woman calls out.

"I'm just trying to figure out a way to land at this point, seeing how I'm trying to find an annoying Rabbit. My name is Blitz, the o is silent," Blitz says.

"I see. I'm Mrs. Dodoberry, and this is my class. We're heading to shore for the next part of our activity, so you're welcome to come along," Mrs. Dodoberry says.

"Uh sure," Blitz says, confused.

Mrs. Dodoberry turns to her students and calls out, "Come on students, stroke those oars. We're almost to shore."

"Yes teacher!" The group calls out and continues stroking.

Blitz is confused, but has no choice but to remain on the boat and float to shore.

"Uh, okay, this is getting way too weird," Blitz says, confused.

He then turns his head to notice another pair of Imps with a flower-like sinner riding on a large log.

Blitz calls out, "Hey, you think you can give me a hand here?!"

However, the three riding on the log simply row right past them.

Irritated, Blitz shouts, "Yeah! Like I need your fuckin help anyway!"

Just then, catfish-like creatures are swimming in a roar to a specific direction. Blitz simply watch as the fishes are swimming away.

"Looks like I won't be getting much help from this situation," Blitz says.

Before he can think of anything else, the wave crashes onto the bottle and topples it over. In the matters of seconds, Blitz ends up being flop sided with his sticking out of the bottle and the upper body is inside.

Blitz angrily says, "This is fuckin stupid! Shit!"

Then falls down and splashes in the water that has gone in the bottle.

Still in the water, Blitz says, "This is just great! Now what am I going to do?!"

Blitz is able to climb up to the opening of the top of the bottle again and soon begins to hear some music.

"What is that?!" Blitz wonders and turns to see something up ahead.

All:

Forward, backward, inward, outward

On the beach and to his surprise, Blitz sees Mrs. Dodoberry stands on a rock with a fireplace on the other as the students and other strange creatures run around the rocks as they sing.

All:

Come and join the chase!

Nothing could be drier

Than a jolly caucus-race!

Backward, forward, outward, inward

Bottom to the top,

Never a beginning,

There can never be a stop!

Then the water crashes on the shore, covering everyone, but the top of the rocks.

Mrs. Dodoberry:

To skipping, hopping, tripping, clopping

Fancy free and gay,

I started it tomorrow,

but I'll finish yesterday!

Then the waves go down and everyone continues to run around in a circle.

All:

Round and round and round we go

And dance forevermore,

Once we were behind

But now we find we are be-

Meanwhile, Blitz climbs out of the bottle and is now standing on the rim of it. Then the waves crash, knocking him off.

Mrs. Dodoberry:

Forward, backward, inward, outward,

Come and join the chase!

The waves lowers to reveal Blitz has landed on the shore of the beach and is getting stepped on by the creatures in the caucus race.

Mrs. Dodoberry:

Nothing could be drier than a jolly caucus-race!

Soon, Mrs. Dodoberry notices him, "Oh hi Blitz, nice of you to drop by. But you'll never get dry by just laying around.

"Get dry?!" Blitz says, confused.

"Have to run with the others. It's the first rule of the Caucus Race," Mrs. Dodoberry says.

Blitz stands up as he says, "How in fuck can I…"

But the waves crash to the beach, pushing Blitz along. The next moment, Blitz ends up running around in a circle and unexpectedly taking part in Mrs. Dodoberry's Caucus Race.

"There you 'll be dry in no time," Mrs. Dodoberry says.

"Like anyone in their right minds can get dry like this," Blitz says.

"Don't worry, I feel dry already," Mrs. Dodoberry says.

"Easy for you to say! You're not the one running with the ocean waves crashing on to you every second!" Blitz says, angrily.

Then the waves crash onto the shore with Blitz and the others again. Then the waves go down again for Blitz and the demons and Imps to continue running in a circle. Just then, being swept up to shore is Moxxie Rabbit riding on an umbrella. The umbrella spins as he reaches the shore and soon comes to a stop.

"Moxxie?!" Blitz says, confused, still running around in a circle.

He leaves the race and heads towards him, "Moxxie, wait!"

Yet, Moxie Rabbit looks at his watch and panics, "Oh crumbs!"

"I'm late!" Then Moxxie picks up the umbrella and runs away.

"Moxxie, hold up! Moxie!" Blitz calls out, trying to catch up with him.

Blitz continues to chase after the Imp Rabbit, but Moxxie is running too fast for him. Soon, Moxie runs into the forest at top speed and past a clearing where the trees' branches aren't blocking the sunlight. Soon, Blitz is able to reach the clearing himself.

As he walks around, Blitz calls out, "Moxxie! Moxxie, where'd you go?!"

"Dammit! He's gone!" Blitz says, irritated.

Then looks around, "Where the fuck did he go? Maybe he's hiding somewhere.

Unknown to Blitz, two figures with different mustaches appear behind the bushes.

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Still looking around, the clearing of the forest, Blitz is trying to find Moxxie Rabbit. Unknown to him, a pair of individuals are spying on him from behind the bushes close by. Blitz begins to walk towards a few trees as the two figures sneak up from behind.

Blitz looks around, and says, "Not here."

Blitz continues to look around to find Moxxie Rabbit. Suddenly, he has the weird sensation that someone is following him. He turns around to see no one. He shrugs it off and begins to look around.

As he looks around, Blitz calls out, "Moxxie! Moxie, where are you?!"

Blitz also looks around, continuing to search for Moxxie Rabbit. He then looks in a hole in the log to see the Imp-rabbit isn't inside either.

"Hmm, Moxie doesn't seem to be in here either," Blitz says, looking in the hollow log.

Unknown to them, the two figures approach Blitz from behind. He then stands up and walks backwards to find Moxxie.

"Where the fuck he could…" Blitz questions, and accidentally bumps into someone from behind.

Blitz quickly turns around to see the figures who look like two familiar sinners from before. The first looks like Loopty Goopty, a fairly tall demon with a red color scheme with a lighter red face, darker red horns and nose, and a black mustache. He is also wearing green swirl goggles. He is wearing black pants with black coat with a green shirt under it, and red gloves. He is also wearing a top hat with a green ring on it.

The second looks like Lyle Lipton. A short robot with a round body and his arms on the side. He has a mint color skin with a red triangular patch on his chin, a large bushy light gray mustache, and a pair of red pince-nez goggles with dark red spirals on the lens. He is wearing a similar coat color, but has a red shirt under it and is wearing a light green vest, and is wearing a small round hat with a red rim on his head.

Blitz yelps in surprise and quickly steps back.

The tall demon resembles Loopty and says, "Do not be afraid."

"Don't fuckin sneak up at me like that!" Blitz angrily says.

The demon looks like Lyle chuckles and says, "You sure are looking jumpy."

"Maybe if you hadn't sneaked up on me, I wouldn't. Who the hell are you two supposed to be?" Blitz answers.

"I'm Tweedle Loopty and this is my best friend and partner, Tweedle Lyle. So who are you supposed to be and what brings you to this neck of the woods," Tweedle Loopty says.

"Yeah… I'm Blitz and I'm looking for a rabbit named Moxxie. And it's a pleasure to see you two," Blitz says.

He then walks away, "See you two weirdos around."

But as Blitz walks away, the two appear in front of him, causing Blitz to halt in his tracks.

"Hey. I'm trying to get somewhere. I don't have time to deal with you two, clowns," Blitz angrily says.

"We're not clouds. We're eccentric and therefore we do eccentric shit," Tweedle Loopty says.

"Besides, you're doing all this backwards. You're supposed to say hello, not goodbye," Tweedle Lyle says.

Then rapidly shakes Blitz's hand. Then Tweedle Loopty does the same. The two continue to shake his hands until they let go. When they let go, Blitz' hands continue to shake and soon stops himself.

"Alright you two, as much as I like to stick around, but I really have to get going," Blitz says, and walks past them.

Then the two quickly get in front of him and they ask, "Why?"

"Because I really need to find Moxxie," Blitz says.

Then walks past them, but they block his way again asking, "Why?"

"Because I need to find out where he's going and know where Millie is. We really need to get back to our office," Blitz says, and walks away.

"Ooooh, I see, you're curious to know where he's going," Tweedle Loopty says.

"You sure are wondering where Moxxie Rabbit is heading," Tweedle Lyle says.

"Uh, yeah," Blitz says, confused.

Then asks, "Do either of you know where he's going?"

"Oh course we do. He's heading to the Castle," Tweedle Loopty says.

"The castle?" Blitz says, confused.

"Yes. The Castle," Tweedle Lyle says rolling past Blitz.

He then grabs Blitz' wrist and walks him over to a log, "Have a seat and we'll explain."

Then Tweedle Lyle has Blitz sit on the log. Blitz doesn't feel like he has much time, but feels that it's best to listen to them.

"Okay then, so what's this Castle you were mentioning?" Blitz replies.

"Right. The King and Queen of Hearts' castle far from here," Tweedle Loopty says.

"The Castle that is far away from here," Tweedle Lyle says.

Yeah. The castle. The castle is big and it is surrounded by hedgehogs. And it also has roses as well, specifically red," Tweedle Lyle says.

"That sounds interesting," Blitz says.

"Yes. It's very very far from here, and that is where the small furry rabbit is heading. He should be heading back to his home in order to get things ready to see the rulers of our Topsy Turvy world," Tweedle Loopty says.

Curious, Blitz asks, "And uh, what exactly is this place?"

"Why, this is Wonderland. Where things aren't always what it seems, you either grow big, or you grow small, or you see things that are crazy and wild," Tweedle Lyle says.

"Exactly. Wonderland is the wackiest place. You will have a wonderful time," Tweedle Loopty says.

"Uh thanks for the details, I kind of appreciate it," Blitz says.

He gets up and says, "Well, it was nice hanging out with you guys, but I really should get going."

But Tweedle Loopty has Blitz tied around the waist with a tentacle on his back and places him back down. Then releases him.

"I'm sorry, but you cannot leave now. We have so much to tell," Tweedle Loopty says.

"No no, really. I really can't stay," Blitz quickly says.

"We were going to tell you about our inventions and the excitement this place has," Tweedle Lyle says.

"But really I…" Blitz says.

But again, ignored by Tweedle Loopty says, "Yes. We both own a robotic business and we create all kinds of inventions and robotics. We're inventors of all things loopy and loopiiiiiish."

"Yeah. We've done all kinds of experiments and are still working on some more, and even some for the rulers to keep the soldiers in line," Tweedle Lyle says.

With that, the two crazy Tweedle Inventors continue to talk as Blitz is looking at them with a straight face with a confused expression.

He rolls his eyes and mutters, "Fuck this shit. I'm out of here."

He then turns his body around so his back is facing the two, stands off the log and walks away. Blitz looks back a little to see the two still talking, but continues to walk away to find Moxxie rabbit. He just hopes he can find Moxxie Rabbit, find Millie, and get back to Hell before anything else happens.

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After leaving the Tweedle Duo, Blitz continues to search around the place they call Wonderland, and wonder what other kinds of odd surprises are in store for him. Soon enough, Blitz finds himself walking towards a house made of red bricks with burgundy triangular like roof, with a balcony flat enough for him to walk on it, along with a brick chimney. It's surrounded by a metal fence to divide the outside to the front yard, has a mailbox at front and there's even a garden.

Blitz walks over as he wonders, "Who could live here?"

Blitz continues to walk on the path to notice the gate is slightly open. He then opens the gate and walks inside the front yard. He walks to the front door and rings the doorbell. The doorbell's melody makes the same sound as a pipe organ, which is kind of loud. When no one answers, he rings the bell again. Then knocks on the door.

He knocks again, "Hello, is anyone there?"

Just then, the door opens to reveal Moxxie Rabbit, but he is wearing a different outfit. He is wearing a red shirt with a black fluffy collar of some kind, and a cloak that is black with a pink heart on it, and with a red circle with strange markings which is familiar to Blitz for some reason. He is holding a trumpet.

"Moxxie!" Blitz says, surprised.

Moxxie Rabbit says, "Hello again. You're the uh, Imp from before."

"Uh yeah. Listen Moxxie, I don't know what the fuck is going on, but what are you doing here? Where's Millie?" Blitz questions.

"I see you don't remember, I'm in a bit of a hurry and the cook is with the Duchess," Moxie Rabbit says.

He looks at his watch and panics, "Oh crumbs, I need to get things prepared or I'm going to be late."

He then runs behind Blitz and pushes him towards the stairs, "I need you to get my gloves and fan while I take the tarts out of the oven. I'm so late."

"Wait, why do I have to get it? Make tarts? For what? What the fuck are you late for?" Blitz panics, being pushed up stairs.

"My gloves!" Moxie Rabbit panics.

Then blows the trumpet at Blitz, making him hurry up the stairs.

"We have to hurry at once! Do you hear?!" Moxie Rabbit panics and rushes to the kitchen.

Blitz looks back down to see Moxxie Rabbit running to the kitchen.

"Shit! What the fuck was his problem?!" Blitz shouts in anger and walks up the stairs.

Blitz soon finds himself in a room that has a bed covered in burgundy color sheets, with black pillows, he also has a few furniture and other essentials that to Blitz's interest, resembles the ones that Moxxie and Millie have in their apartment. Of course, Blitz knows this cause he always sneaks into their room.

"Alright then," Blitz says, and loons in one of the draws, "Where would he keep those gloves?"

Blitz searches round and opens a jar tin to reveal some cookies from before.

"Good, I could use a bite to eat," Blitz says to himself, taking a cookie and eating it.

Blitz then opens a trunk close by and begins to open it, but suddenly begins to grow. He soon realizes when he hits his head on the ceiling.

"Oh fuck, here we go again!" Blitz panics, realizing what is happening.

In the kitchen, Moxxe Rabbit puts the tarts in a box, closes it, and ties it with a red ribbon. Moxie Rabbit looks at his watch and freaks out again.

"Oh Sir!" Moxie Rabbit panics, taking the box and hurries up the stairs.

But is unaware that Blitz continues to grow to a large size and is unable to move around in the house and soon his foot stretches as well.

In front of his bedroom door Moxxie Rabbit opens the door as he asks, "Now see here, sir, I really need my…" but soon sees a foot that is blocking the door.

Moxie Rabbit panics as he runs away, but Blitz's shoe pushes out of the opening and pushes Moxxie Rabbit out of the house. Luckily, he is able to open the door so he is able to get out.

"Wha-huh-ho-who…" Moxie Rabbit panics.

Then turns to see in shock that Blitz's arms and legs are sticking out of the windows and opening of his home, while Blitz's horns stick out from the roof.

"Oh crumbs! This is not good! This is not good at all! Help!" Moxie Rabbit freaks out.

Blitz tries to break out of the house, or at least try to stand up, but he is unable to get out at all.

"God dammit! I'm stuck!" Blitz cries out in anger.

"Yeah. You're stuck inside my house!" Moxxie Rabbit calls out.

"Like I wanted to get fuckin stuck in your fuckin house! How in hell am I supposed to get out?!" Blitz says with rage.

"Well… hmmm…" Moxie Rabbit thinks.

Just a group of beings of this world, wearing different outfits walk over. Blitz is able to open the window to see Mrs. Dodoberry along with other beings who look like Millie's parents, Joe and Lin, and shockingly enough, his sisters, Barbie and Tilla.

"Well, it looks like you got yourselves into quite a jam there," The being, looks like Joe says.

The one that looks like Barbie says, "It looks like someone is stuck in your house."

"That's because someone is stuck in my house, and we need to get him out," Moxxie Rabbit says.

Mrs. Dodoberry walks over and says, "Hmm, it looks like we have a uh, big situation, but…"

"But what?" Moxie Rabbit asks.

"But I have a simple solution," Mrs. Dodoberry says.

Blitz sighs in relief, "Thank god."

"What is it?" Moxxie Rabbit asks.

"Simply, we'll have to get it through the chimney. One of us will have to go there and get him out," Mrs. Dodoberry says.

Blitz mutters, "What fuckin' moron will think that's a good idea?"

Mrs. Dodoberry turns to the Imp and resembles Joe, "So Bill, will you be up to the task."

"Sure thing Mrs. Dodoberry. I'll just climb up there, tie my tail around it, and drag him out," The Imp resembles Joe, but is called Bill says as he approaches the house.

Bill grabs the ladder and places it against the house. Then climb it up to reach the roof. He then climbs on the roof until he reaches the chimney. Blitz hears Bill climbing on the roof and hears what he is planning to do.

"Do they really think this is going to work?" Blitz mutters to himself.

Suddenly, he hears Bill call out, "Alright, I'm commin' down."

With that, Bill climbs down the chimney to get Blitz out of the house. However, Bill loses his footing and slides down the chimney to the bottom. With that, a loud cloud of soot and smoke spread around the room. Soon Blitz begins to take deep breaths as he is about ready to sneeze. Everyone outside quickly runs and hides. Finally, Blitz sneezes and launches Bill into the air.

Everyone says, "There goes Bill."

Then Bill is able to land in a pile of hay close by.

The one resembles Lin walks over to Bill and asks, "Are you alright?"

"Hooey! Talk about a major sneeze!" Bill answers.

"Do you have any other ideas?!" Moxxie Rabbit asks, turning to Mrs. Dodoberry.

"Hmm, the only other option I can think of is burning the house down, but I doubt you will go for that option," Mrs. Mayberry answers.

"Burn the house…?" Moxie Rabbit says, confused.

But exclaims in shock, "WHAT?!"

"I heard that you know! No way in hell you're going to burn the house down with me inside!" Blitz screams in anger.

Mrs. Dodoberry turns to Blitz, trapped in the house, "Well, unless you can find a way to get yourself out of the house. The only other option is to burn the house down with you inside."

"Forget that!" Blitz shouts, not agreeing to the idea at all.

He then tries to push and pull his way out of the house, but to no avail.

"Fuck, I'm rally stuck in this stupid…" Blitz says to himself looking around.

But soon notices a vegetable garden close by.

"A Vegetable garden? I wonder…" Blitz says to himself.

Then begins to reach for the garden, "If I eat one of these, maybe I can get small."

Blitz then reaches for the garden, and grabs the leaf of a carrot, but Moxxie Rabbit stops in. But Blitz won't quit and grabs Moxxie Rabbit who is holding the carrot.

Moxie Rabbit screams, "Let go! Help!"

"Sorry Mox, but I gotta eat something, and that's the carrot you're got in your hand," Blitz says.

"If you think I'm going to have to let you eat one of mine carrots, you're crazy. Then again, it's much better than you trying to eat me you, you, you…" Moxie Rabbit shouts waving the carrot in front of Blitz.

Luckily, it allows Blitz to take a chomp out of the carrot and eat it, making Moxxie Rabbit scream, "Hey!"

Just then, Blitz begins to shrink and lets go of Moxxie Rabbit. Moxie Rabbit screams and panics as he runs down the stairs, and trips on Blitz's boot. Soon enough, Blitz has shrunk to about the size of a hardware nail. Moxxie Rabbit is able to land on the floor, and catches his watch when it almost escapes his grasp.

He looks at his watch and panics, "Oh crumbs! I'm late!"

Then hurries out as he calls out to everyone, "Thanks for the help! I gotta get going! I'm late! I'm really late!" Then he grabs the box with the tarts and runs off.

Unknown to everyone, Blitz, who has shrunk, is chasing after Moxxie Rabbit as he sneaks past everyone else. He knows that he needs to get out before everyone recognizes him. Soon enough, Blitz is able to get out of the yard and chase after Moxxie.

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After the little incident at Moxxie Rabbit's house, Moxxie Rabbit continues to run through the odd land to get to wherever he needs to do. And having been shrunk to at least three to four inches high, Blitz continues to chase after Moxxie Rabbit. However, Moxxie Rabbit is big and too fast for Blitz to keep up.

Blitz goes through the tall grass as he calls out, "Wait, Moxxie! Come on, Moxxie! Slow down!"

Blitz pushes the tall grass and since he is small, it's rather difficult. He then pushes a leaf out of the way as glowing white and gold butterflies fly past them.

"Fuck, I'm never going to catch Moxxie while I'm this small. It's going to take forever," Blitz says.

Soon, more gold butterflies fly around and land on the large leaves around the area.

"Fuck. This place is very bright. It's like the largest nightlight," Blitz says, looking at the butterflies.

"Those are Holy Butterflies," Someone says.

"Holy butter…" Blitz says, confused, but comes to a stop.

He hears a voice and has no clue who speaks. He soon notices a lot of different glowing flowers of different colors.

"Huh, who the fuck said that?" Blitz wonders.

Suddenly, another voice says and it sounds like a girl, "You shouldn't speak with that kind of talk. It will be very inappropriate."

"Uh, riiiight…?" Blitz says, confused.

Then wonders, "But who are you? Where are you? Who is talking to me?"

He looks at the flowers and notices that some of them have faces.

He says, skeptically, "Either I'm crazy, or did the flower just talk. Now that has to be crazy, flowers don't really talk."

Then thinks to himself, "Then again, I've seen a few sinners that look like flowers or plants when they became demons, and some of my clients look like plants."

Just then, a flower that seems like a white rose that has with white ginger color on the top, there is also a white glowing halo on it, and purple colored eyes, and there are stems close to the rose.

Soon, the flower begins to move and says, "Well howdy, I'm Cletus Rose, welcome to Heavenly Garden. It's a lovely garden where good things are sure to happen."

"Uh yeah, good things huh," Blitz says, feeling a little uneasy.

The reason why is because the rose actually looks like one of the Cherubs that he and his employees have gotten into a fight with.

Just then, a bright glowing yellow daisy with a light yellow halo happily says, "And we also give those who come to the garden good blessings and warmth, and help others feel so fulfilled."

"I see," Blitz says, having his arms crossed and rolling his eyes.

Then asks, "And who are you supposed to be?"

"I'm Keenie Daisy. It's a pleasure to meet you," The yellow flower says.

Then a periwinkle cosmo flower with a white halo nervously says, "We help those who feel lost and need some place to go. A-and I-I'm Collsmo."

"Uh sure. I can actually use some help. You wouldn't happen to see Moxxie Rabbit, huh?" Blit replies, trying to remain calm.

"Hmm," The three flowers reply, thinking.

Then Collsmo says, "I-I think we did see him. He just jumped over and ran in that direction."

"Yeah. He is probably heading towards the castle," Keenie Daisy happily says.

"And it's a rare thing to be heading to the castle," Cletus Rose happily replies.

"I see. Listen, I really should be going. Thanks for the directions and…" Blitz says and begins to walk away.

Suddenly, a vine grabs Blitz's by the waist and pulls him up.

Blitz struggles as he shouts, "Hey, let me go!"

Cletus Rose leans to him and says, "Don't worry, there is still plenty of time for you to find him."

"I need to find Moxxie and find Millie, but first, I want to get out of this creepy hell hold," Blitz sternly says.

"The garden isn't creepy, it's very pretty and is full of warmth, kindness, and fulfillment," Keenie Rose happily says.

"Uh, yeah. As much as I love to stay here and see the sights and talk to you weird ass flowers, but I'm in a bit of a hurry," Blitz says.

"Come on, don't talk in such bad language. We want you to stay so we can show you the gardens," Collsmo says.

Blitz groans as the vine places Blitz's down.

Keenie Daisy happily asks, "By the way, what kind of garden did you come from?"

"I'm not from any garden," Blitz answers.

"Are you a wildflower?" Keenie Daisy asks.

Blitz shakes his head, "No. I'm not a wildflower."

"So then, what kind of flower or a kind of genus are you?" Cletus Rose asks.

"My name is Blitz. I'm not some kind of genus anyway," Blitz says.

Keenie Daisy giggles and turns to Collsmo, "Ever seen a Blitz with a blossom like that?"

"I-I don't think so. Then again, I never even Blitz either," Collsmo says.

Keenie Daisy leans to Blitz and touches his horns, "I've never seen these odd looking petals. They're so curvy, and they have stripes. Black and white seems odd for a flower."

"And he does have strange white patterns with red as well," Collsmo adds.

Cletus Rose then pulls his tail, "And look at this vine, it has a funny pointy end. Is it a thorn?"

Blitz takes his tail away in anger, "No! It's not a vine! That's my tail!"

"And look at those stems," Keenie Daisy says, looking at his legs.

Collsmo says, "They look very odd and have pointy ends."

"Those are my legs. I'm not a flower to you!" Blitz says.

"You're not?!" The flowers say, confused.

Collsmo asks, "Then what are you?"

"Like it fuckin matters. I need to get going. Good luck with your overground nightlight you pack of weeds," Blitz says, and walks away.

Blitz continues to walk away, unaware that the Cherub Flowers are not pleased that it looks like their petals are about to turn red. Before Blitz can walk further, a gold color thorn lands on the ground in front of him.

He panics, "Shit!"

Blitz turns around to see the Cherub Flowers are very angry and they all end up with gold thorns on their stems. Blitz is starting to get nervous as he turns to see many of the flowers from the garden have turned red and their stems have thorns.

Blitz gulps nervously, "Uh, I guess you're pretty fuckin steamed about the weed commit."

"Maybe we can calm down and, well, discuss this," Blitz nervously says, stepping back.

Just then, Cletus Rose throws a thorn at Blitz, making him panic and fall back, and the thorn lands in front of him.

"Holy shit!" Blitz panics.

He then scurries up and runs away in fright. The flowers continue to throw thorns at Blitz. Blitz quickly dodges the thorns as they come closer and faster. Finally, Blitz is able to get out of the garden as he falls down to the ground.

Blitz stands up and is practically steamed, "If that you fuckin weed whackers feel about this! If I were my right size, I'd be able to stomp your sorry asses like bugs!"

Unknown to Blitz, the three Cherub flowers find a large leaf that has water on it.

Blitz begins to walk away, "Maybe that will teach you sorry grass some…"

Before he can finish, the Cherub flowers pour the water on Blitz and is swept away. Blitz ends up being carried away by a leaf as the Cherub Flowers laugh with evil grins on their faces. The Imp continues to be swept away on the leaf by the water that's been poured on them. Soon enough, the leaf has bumped into a large stem and Blitz is able to climb out. The Imp continues coughing out the water from his mouth.

He wrings out his coat as he says, "Those stupid, fuckin, pompus, pathetic, govergrown weeds…"

He sighs and says, "I just wish I was able to grow my original size so I wouldn't have to deal with that again."

With that, Blitz begins to walk while he is trying to get dry from the cold water. He continues to walk through the forest that looks like a huge world.

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Blitz continues to walk for a long time and is starting to get tired. He continues to walk through the large world until he finds large mushrooms. He walks under one of the large mushrooms and sits down as he leans his back against the mushroom's stem. Then lets out a tired sigh as he relaxes on the stem. Suddenly, Blitz ends up hearing a rattling and hissing sound. He sits up straight and looks for the source of the sound.

Then he hears a familiar voice, "Well well, look who decided to come into my small domain."

Blitz and recognizes the voice, and has an uneasy feeling about it. Yet, curiosity gets the better of him and he walks out from under the mushroom to find the source of the voice. Unknown to Blitz, a tail fork with a black stripe appears from behind. Blitz senses something off and looks behind, the tail moves away from his sight before having a look. Then the tail fork taps on his shoulder, causing him to turn around, but sees nothing.

"What the fuck is going…" Blitz quickly says, but is cut off to feel something around his waist.

Then is suddenly lifted into the air with force. Blitz quickly looks down to see he's been coiled up by a pale red tail with black stripes, and it's very familiar. He looks to see the tail lift him up to a taller mushroom that is around the entire foot off the ground. Then place him on the cap of the mushroom.

"Howdy little dude," The voice says.

Blitz quickly turns his head to see the owner of the tail is a being that resembles Striker, but his legs are actually an odd looking tail, almost like a snake. He has the same pale red skin with bright yellow eyes with green rings, black mustache, ivory white hair with black and white striped horns, and sharp teeth smile with a large gold tooth. He wears the same gray sun hat, light red scarf around his neck, a black turtleneck shirt under a black grey vest, and wears a gray jacket with black gray cuffs with black tassels below, and black fingerless gloves. The only difference is that he doesn't have legs, but a long tail like a caterpillar or something. A little bit of it is white, and the rest is pale red with black stripes with eight spikes lined up. The Imp has a wheat in his mouth and has a white cigarette in his hand.

Seeing the Imp's face, has Blitz feeling rather insecure, especially after the last time he has met with that face at the Harvest Moon Festival. Blitz tries to remain calm about the situation. Of course, he can't help but feel insecure and bitter.

The Imp smirks and questions, "So, what brings a little fella like you in this neck of the woods?"

He drags his cigarette and blows three rings of smoke at Blitz.

"Well if you must know. I'm fuckin lost in whatever this place is, I think it's called Wonderland. Not to mention meeting with some insane characters and have been changing sizes. I feel that I have no clue what is going on," Blitz says, annoyed and the smoke rings phase through him.

The smoke cause him to cough a little.

"Hmm," The long tailed Striker replies, arching an eyebrow.

Then blows some more rings of smoke, "Sounds like you have a problem."

"No kidding. This place is confusing, and is fuckin insane," Blitz says, frustrated.

"More like mad is the most appropriate word," The Striker Caterpillar says.

"Mad huh? Well, I don't feel like myself either. I can't find my colleges and find myself in this insane place, and I just want to find a way out of this place. Or at least find a way to get back to my normal size," Blitz says, frustrated.

Striker Caterpillar chuckles and says, "Well, who do you think you are then?" Then blows a ring of smoke at Blitz.

"Well, maybe you can tell me…" Blitz says, but the smoke rings end up at his face.

That causes Blitz to cough out of the smoke that ends up in his mouth.

"Who you are first," Blitz adds as he coughs out the smoke.

"Why?" Striker Caterpillar questions.

Blitz groans as he lays back on the mushroom.

Then mutters to himself, "This isn't getting me anywhere."

Then sits up with a sigh and softly says to himself, "I don't think I'm going to get anywhere by being here all day. I gotta find Moxxie and Millie and get out this place."

Striker Caterpillar chuckles and says, "You sure are one strange fella." and tosses the wheat away.

Then questions glancing at Blitz, "So what do these two mean to you? Can't handle being here alone."

Confused and feeling a bit uneasy about the tone the cowboy is giving him.

"Wha-what do you mean by that?" Blitz asks, and soon stands up.

"Well, you seem rather confused, lost, and without anyone to back you up," The Caterpillar says as he comes closer to Blitz.

Striker Caterpillar continues, "You seem to have somewhat of a good potential, but you decide to look for that little vermin along with his little pepper loving wife of his. You seem to want to know where that little vermin is going. But let's not worry about that little rabbit anymore."

The caterpillar continues to walk and slither as he circles around Blitz with a sinister smile on his face. Blitz begins to feel more uneasy and concerned about the caterpillar's attitude towards him.

"So why struggle having to find those two and find your way out of this world," Striker Caterpillar says.

Blitz continues to feel concerned and uncertain about what he is saying. Suddenly, the caterpillar's long tail coils around Blitz's waist and pins his arms together, name with his ankles, then coils around his neck, but not enough to choke him and to put a little pressure on him. Then Striker Caterpillar walks to Blitz with an evil smirk on his face.

"I find it really pathetic that you waste your time on them. I can tell you have a lot of potential. You can stay here a little while longer," Striker Caterpillar says, and cuffs his hand under Blitz' chin.

Then says, "I'm sure you wouldn't mind."

"I… I suppose, but I… I really would like to be a little larger," Blitz says, sounding skeptical.

Striker leans his face towards his face, "And why would you want that?" then blows rings of smoke at Blitz.

Blitz coughs a little to have the smoke blown at him.

"Well, I… uh…" Blitz nervously says.

Then remains calm and says, "After all, being small kind of sucks for those who aren't used to it. It's still annoying that I keep changing sizes all the time."

"Hmm," Striker Caterpillar says, interested.

He then uncoils his tail away from Blitz much to his relief.

Before he takes his leave Blitz answers, "If you really want to get big, there is a way for you to get big."

"Really? How?" Blitz asks, curious.

"Right. One side of the mushroom will make you taller and the other side will make you shorter," Striker Caterpillar says.

Blitz looks at the mushroom and asks, "How am I supposed to tell which is which?"

"That's for you to find out," Striker Caterpillar says.

Then climbs down the mushroom and takes his leave. Once the Cowboy dressed caterpillar is gone, Blitz looks at the mushroom he is standing on.

Blitz grits his teeth and mutter, "Fuckin creep."

He calms down and says, "I just need to figure out how to find out which side of the mushroom can help me get big."

Then Blitz has an idea, "I wonder."

He kneels down and takes a piece from the top of the mushroom. Then looks over the edge and takes a piece from under the mushroom cap. He then looks at the two pieces.

"Hmm, one of these is supposed to make me taller, while the other is supposed to make me smaller, but which is which…" Blitz says to himself.

He looks at the two different pieces of mushroom, but isn't sure which will make him grow tall and which will grow smaller.

"Guess I'll just try one and see how it goes," Blitz says to himself.

He first eats the mushroom from the top of the cap. As soon as he eats it, Blitz feels something strange in his body. Then he begins to grow very big and his body stretches tall, even his neck stretches high above the trees. By the time Blitz stops growing, he hits his head on a branch.

Blitz shouts in pain, "Fuckin dammit!"

Then looks down to see how tall he has gotten and how long his body stretches.

"Well, looks like that side of the mushroom made me taller, then the other one might help make me smaller," Blitz says to himself.

Blitz then lowers his head as he moves away from the branches of the trees. It's very difficult because his horns keep getting caught by the branches like hooks. Finally he reaches to the rest of his body and eats the mushroom from his other hand. He then shrinks rapidly until he is back to being a few inches tall.

"At least I got myself out of that mess. Let's see…" Blitz says and looks at the mushroom that makes him tall.

He is skeptical about trying it again. He then has an idea. Blitz licks a bit of the mushroom and grows back to his normal size.

Blitz sighs in relief, "Phew. That's a lot better."

He then looks at the remaining mushrooms.

"Better save these. They'll come in handy," Blitz says to himself, and puts the mushrooms in his pockets.

He then continues walking down a path to continue his search for Moxxie Rabbit, and see if he can find someone to ask for directions.

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Being able to return to his normal, Blitz continues his journey to find Moxxie Rabbit, and find his way out of this odd upside down world. After some walking, Blitz is able to reach the cleaning of the forest. When he is out, he looks to see a large mansion that is about three stories tall. In fact, to Blitz, it looks a lot like Stolas' mansion. He looks at the mansion with a confused and curious expression, and wonders who is the owner.

"Hmm, maybe someone can give me directions to this place?" Blitz says to himself and walks to the front door of the mansion.

Blitz walks over to the mansion and reaches the front door. Yet, next to the door is an imp that is dressed in a dark blue and white color outfit with puffy sleeves, and he has white hair. He resembles one of the servants at the Goetia estate.

The Imp asks, "Are you thinking of going inside?"

"To get some directions or to see if Moxxie Rabbit is around, then yes," Blitz answers.

"Well then, you will have a difficult time because the house is in a bit of an uproar and I can't let you inside because I've decided to resume my duties from out here," The Imp servant says.

"When will you be able to do that?" Blitz asks.

"Once someone knocks on the door and I invite them in. However, it will be impossible for the Duchess and the cook to answer since there's a frenzy going on in the kitchen," The servant says.

Blitz rolls his eyes with a groan, "Forget it, I'll just let myself in."

With that, Blitz opens the door and becomes shocked as he ducks his head. Something flies between his horns and lands on the ground with a crash. Blitz turns around to see a plate that has shattered on the ground.

"What the fuck is going on?!" Blitz questions, and walks inside to see what is happening.

He walks down the hall and soon he begins to sneeze like crazy, "Achoo! Achoo! Achoo! Achoo! Achoo!"

"Why am I fuckin sneezing like crazy?! Achoo!" Blitz exclaims, and continues to sneeze.

Blitz soon hears the sound of what seems to be someone else sneezing. He walks down the hall and finds the kitchen where he sneezes a lot more. To his surprise, he sees a familiar female Imp that has short black hair and black with thin white striped horns, and is wearing a chef hat, a black and red striped dress and a white apron. She is standing in front of a stove that has a large pot.

Confused Blitz asks, "Millie?!"

The Imp resembles Millie, turns around and says, "Hey. Give me a second to put more pepper into this soup. More Pepper!"

Then turn back to the soup and put a lot of pepper in it. That causes Blitz to sneeze even more.

"Don't you think that's a little too much Mills? Achoo! Achoo!" Blitz asks as he sneezes.

"You can never have too much pepper. I'm busy cooking at the moment so why not talk to the Duchess," Millie the Cook says.

"Duchess?" Blitz questions.

"That would be me," A calm, cold, yet familiar voice answers.

Blitz turns around to see a familiar avian demon wearing a black and white color gown and wears a royal headdress on her head with silk fabric over it. She is sitting on a chair and is being calm. What shocked Blitz is that the Duchess looks like Stella, Stolas' wife, and last he remembers, she kind of hates his guts for having an affair with Stolas, even though it's supposed to be a negotiation for his business.

"Uh hello, I guess you're the duchess," Blitz asks, trying to remain calm.

"Yes. I am. I am Duchess Stella, the owner of this household. That is Millie my cook, and on the couch is my cat," The Duchess introduces herself calmly, but seems aggressive.

Blitz turns to look at the couch and to his shock, he sees a familiar robotic jester from Loo Loo Land, Robo Fizzarolli. The difference is that the robotic jester's hat looks more like cat ears, and shows a big grin on his face. He even has a cat's tail that is wagging around a little. The robotic cat turns to Blitz, giving him a big and sinister grin on his face.

"Uh, why is he grinning at me like that?" Blitz asks, feeling uncomfortable.

Duchess Stella answers, "That's because he is a Cheshire Fizzarolli. They always grin like that."

"Kind of reminds me of that robotic jester reject who always grins at everyone and everything," Blitz mutters to himself.

"More pepper!" Millie the Cook shouts.

As she screams 'More Pepper' she begins to throw plates, tea cups, and bowls all over the place. Shattering pieces of glass on the floor, on the table, practically everywhere.

"Uh okay, how are you able to stand having so much pepper in your soup?" Blitz asks.

"Pepper adds some flavor and to spice some food. The more pepper the better," Duchess Stella says.

Blitz thinks, confused, "I don't know about that, but even I don't put that much pepper in my food."

Then Duchess Stella says, "On the other note, I must keep the conversation short because I am scheduled to have a tea party and to play croquet with the queen."

"The queen?" Blitz asks.

"Yes. Do you have an invitation?" Duchess Stella asks.

"No. I never played croquet before either, nor do I feel that interested in playing a game. I want to know where Moxxie Rabbit is or how to get to the castle where the King and Queen live," Blitz calmly says.

Millie the cook turns to happily and says, "Oh, you must be my husband. He works for the king and queen, so he should be at the castle. The castle is still long away from here. Now… Time for some more pepper!" Then begin to shake a lot more pepper into the soup and other pots being cooked on the stove.

Then shouts, "More Pepper!" And begins to throw the plates, glasses, and other stuff around.

The duchess then moves her body left, right, and ducks her head to avoid having her head strikes by the plates and cups.

Then says, "Now if you will excuse me, I will need to get ready to play croquet with the queen."

Blitz begins to panic as Millie the cook is throwing a lot of plates and cups. He soon panics when Millie is resorting to throwing pots and pans at them.

Blitz panics, "I think I better leave too!"

Blitz quickly runs out of the kitchen, and closes the door as the pan crashes into it. Blitz then hurries outside of the mansion and hurries into the woods of Wonderland.

Blitz takes deep breaths in exhaustion, "That was fuckin close. What the hell was that about? I don't think I'm planning on being around those nutcases."

Then walks away, "I better go find the rabbit myself before I'm going to fuckin lose my mind."

Sometime later, Blitz arrives in a different part of the forest and it has many different signs hanging on the bark of the trees.

"Let's see, where was I…?" Blitz questions himself.

He walks around as he looks at the signs, reading 'This Way' 'That Way' 'Left' 'Right' 'Go Back' and etc.

"Hmm, which way am I supposed to go?" Blitz questions.

Suddenly, he hears a robotic voice, "You can either go left… or you can go right…"

Blitz begins to look around frantically for the source of the voice.

"You can either go north… south… or east… or even west…" The robotic voice adds.

Blitz looks around and calls out, "Who's there?"

"Up here!" The voice calls out.

Blitz looks up in the trees to see a familiar big sharp teeth grin at the tree top.

"What in the? Who are you supposed to be?" Blitz asks, shocked.

"You remember me, I saw you at the house not long ago," The grin says.

Then other parts of the body where the grin is appears revealing Cheshire Fizzarolli, the same cat from Duchess Stella's house. Blitz is shocked to see that Cheshire Fizzarolli's body has fully appeared as he lays on the tree branch with his claws on his face.

A little annoyed to see the robotic jester cat, Blitz says, "Great. It's you again. What do you want?"

"I thought you would like some directions. It depends where you want to get to," Cheshire Fizzarolli says.

"It doesn't really matter, as long as I can figure out where…" Blitz answers.

Then Cheshire Fizzarolli laughs and says, "Then it really doesn't matter which way you go."

Then scratches his body and picks up Blitz into the air.

He moves up as he says, "You can go up!"

"You can go down," Cheshire Fizzarolli says, going down.

Then begins to spin Blitz around as his legs winds up together and lift Blitz in the air.

"You can go around in circles," The robotic cat adds.

Then spins backwards as his legs unwinds, "And you can spin back to where you come from. And no matter where you go, you can reach for a destination."

Then let's Blitz go as he spins around in circles until he comes to a stop. Blitz stops spinning around as he stumbles back as his head is still spinning. Then lands on the ground with a thud. He shakes his head to get rid of the dizziness and becomes surprised to see Cheshire Fizzarolli is in front of him, but it's only his head.

Then the robotic cat says, "By the way, if you really want to know. Little Moxxie Rabbit went that way." and points to the left.

"He did?" Blitz asks, surprised.

"He did what?" Cheshire Fizzarolli asks.

"Went that way?" Blitz asks.

"Who did?" Cheshire Fizzarolli asks, tilting his head.

"Mozzie Rabbit," Blitz sternly says.

Then Cheshire Fizzarolli sits on the tree and shrugs his shoulders, "Who?"

"But you were just saying that Moxxie went in that direction you stupid robotic jester like feline," Blitz angrily says, losing his patience.

Cheshire Fizzarolli presses his hands against his cheeks and says, "Oohoohoo!"

Then says, "You sure are being salty. But if I were you, I'd ask Mad Hatter Wackford." Then his robotic arm stretches towards a sign.

"The who?" Blitz asks, turning his head to the sign.

The sign is pointing to a path that has a hat on top. The sign reads 'Mad Hatter Wackford."

"Anyone else I can ask," Blitz asks.

"There's also the March Loo Loo in… that direction," Cheshire Fizzarolli says, pointing to the opposite direction of the sign.

"Well, I guess I'll see him first," Blitz says.

"Of course, he's pretty mad as well," Cheshire Fizzarolli says.

Blitz arches his eyebrow and asks, "What exactly do you mean by mad?"

"It's obvious if you think about it. Of course, you can't help with not being among them. Most everyone's mad in this world," Cheshire Fizzarolli says.

He then begins laughing as his body disappears into thin air, followed by his head, until his eyes and grin remains. The eyes glow red as it disappears, and his grin is the last to disappear in the darkness. That laughter and display leaves chills down Blitz' spine.

He shutters and mutters, "I hate that fuckin, stupid feline like clown."

He sighs and says, "Might as well go find this Mad Hatter Wackford and March Loo Loo and see if they can help me find Moxxie."

Blitz then follows the path Cheshire Fizzarolli leads. He just hopes those two aren't as insane as everyone else in this place.

Chapter Text

After meeting with the Cheshire Fizzarolli, Blitz soon finds himself at an odd looking house that has a red and white stripe roof, and red and white color walls and windows. In fact, it actually looks more like a circus tent if anything. It even has a few flags on the roof.

"Hmm, maybe this is the March Loo Loo's house," Blitz wonders.

Blitz then hears laughter and excitement. He opens the gate that leads to the back room and walks inside. To Blitz's shock, he can see so many different tea pots of different shapes, sizes, and colors on the table. To make it more surprising, they all seem to be moving on it's own, pumping out steam as they whistle a tune.

"What the fuck is going on here?" Blitz asks himself, confused.

"Hey hey, welcome welcome welcome!" Someone shouts with excitement.

Blitz turns his head to see an Imp that actually looks like Wally Wackford, only he has a large black hat that has the paper that is written 10/6. On the side. Sitting on one chair, is the Loo Loo Mascot, but is wearing a red tie, and a black vest, and is holding a tea cup in his hand. On the other side of where the mascot is, well, much to Blitz's surprise is Octavia who has her headphones on wearing alack vest under a pink dress with white stars on it, and it appears she is fast asleep.

All three are each sitting on a chair at a table that has a lot of empty seats around.

The one looks like Wally Wackward says, "Hello there, names Mad Hatter Wackford, and I see you have come to our little Tea Party uninvited. Right next to me is the March Loo Loo."

"Howdy there. I'm the March Loo Loo," The being looking like Loo Loo says.

Then Mad Hatter Wackford turns to the owl, "And this here is the Door Owl. Although, with her listening to music, you might not get a conversation here."

Then March Loo Loo says, "Also, as you can see here, we don't have room for you."

"What do you mean, there's plenty of room here," Blitz says.

"Well, it's very rude to come over here without being invited," Mad Hatter Wackford says.

Door Owl says in a depressed tone, "Yeah. Very rude."

"Well, sorry, I didn't mean to barge in at your exclusive party. I'll just be on my way," Blitz says, and about to leave.

But the Mad Hatter Wackford jumps off his seat and lands in front of Blitz, "Hold on there good sir, you just got here. You should sit down and join us for some tea."

He then drags Blitz and places him on the seat.

"Now then, allow one of my little gadgets. The Walking Tea Pot to pour you some tea," Mad Hatter Wackford says.

Blitz turns his head to see a tall pink teapot walking towards him on its legs. Then pour some tea into a white tea cup. Then a small bow with sugar cubs walks over to Blitz. Then it pours a lot of sugar into the cup that the tea isn't in sight.

"Uh thanks," Blitz says.

Then mutters, "Although, I'm not much into tea."

Blitz then tries to take a sip of the tea, but all he can taste is more sugar and less tea.

"So then my good sir, what brings you to our special Unbirthday party?" March Loo Loo asks.

"Unbirthday party?" Blitz says, confused.

"Yeah. You know how there is one birthday that you celebrate every year?" March Loo Loo questions.

"Uh yeah," Blitz replies.

Then Mad Hatter Wackford says, "But there are 364 Unbirthdays. Which is why there's a lot more to celebrate. Which means, we get to have a party for 364 days."

"That's a lot of parties," Blitz comments.

"I know right," March Loo Loo says, and begins laughing.

Then asks, "But on to other subjects? How long are your horns cause your horns are very long? Maybe you should shorten them a bit."

"Hey… I happen to like my horns thank you very much," Blitz says, starting to feel a bit offended.

Then Mad Hatter Wackford asks, "And what about those blotches that are on your face and on your tail. They do look rather off. And the one on your face makes you look like a dalmatian or something."

Blitz narrows his eyes with a glare and questions, "Are you fuckin' mocking me?"

"Not at all, but I do think you should try a new outfit, try to have more white on your clothes," Mad Hatter Wackford says, rubbing his mustache with his two fingers.

"Alright, I just had enough of you guys. If you got something to say to me then fuckin say it," Blitz says, annoyed and patience running thin.

March Loo Loo then says, "I have an excellent idea. Let's change the subject."

"Oh yea. Like what?" Blitz asks.

The Mad Hatter Wackford then questions, "Why is a Raven like a Writing Desk?"

"What?" Blitz says confused.

Door Owl then repeats, "He said, 'Why is a Raven like a Writing Desk?' It's a riddle."

"A riddle?" Blitz says, confused.

Then begin to think and says to himself, "Hmm, why is a Raven like a Writing Desk?"

Blitz begins to think as hard as he can, trying to figure out the riddle. Who is a Raven like a Writing Desk. He imagines the black raven with the writing desk together, trying to think of what they two have in common. He thinks for the longest time and he isn't able to come up with an answer. Blitz clutches his head with his hands and grits his teeth in frustration, trying to solve the riddle.

Mad Hatter Wackford then asks, "So, have you solved the riddle yet?"

"No. No I haven't…" Blitz answers, frustrated.

Then asks, "I give up. So what is a raven like a writing desk?"

"Beats me, even I don't have the answer," Mad Hatter Wackford answers, shrugging his shoulders.

Then bring out more cups of tea, "Care for more tea."

"I didn't exactly have much tea, more less a mouth full of sugar," Blitz says, and sticks his tongue out.

March Loo Loo then says, "Well then, if you don't want any tea, maybe a conversation can help."

"Since you brought that up, how about you tell me where Moxxie Rabbit is, or at least tell me how to get out of this place," Blitz says.

"Well, it depends on where you want to go," Mad Hatter Wackford says.

"You can go anywhere as long as you're able to leave the party," March Loo Loo says.

Blitz facepalm his face and says, annoyed, "That's not what I meant. I just want to find Moxxie Rabbit or at least a way out of this backward place."

"Depends on how you plan on getting out of here," March Loo Loo says.

Then the Mad Hatter Wackford asks, "So do you want some more tea, or even cake."

Blitz groans, "No thanks. I think I'm going to leave before my head explodes."

Blitz gets up off of the seat and leaves. The two beings shrug their shoulders and continue their celebration. After leaving the insane tea party, Blitz decides that he has enough of this insane place and is walking to who knows where and find a way out of Wonderland and find Moxxie and Millie himself.

"Well, I have just about enough of this shitty place. I'm going back home, straight home," Blitz says to himself and walks down the path with frustration and his patience thin.

He continues to walk down the path as he says, "This is fuckin stupid. Who cares where this Moxxie Rabbit is going anyway. I just want to get out of this insane place and get back to Loonie."

Blitz continues to walk down the path and has been walking around for a while now. In fact, he's been trying to follow different paths to find a way out of this Topsy Turvy world, find Moxxie and Millie, and get back Hell, but so far, he isn't able to find a way out. Soon, Blitz becomes exhausted and decides to sit down on a stump in a small clearing.

Suddenly, he hears a familiar robotic laughter, "Mua ha ha ha ha hoho-oh!"

Followed by a familiar voice, "Is that the Imp who I met sometime ago, what brings you to these neck of the woods."

Blitz stands up in surprise and turns around to see the Cheshire Fizzarolli laying front on the branches of the tree.

"Oh, it's you. Where do you come from?" Blitz asks, a little surprised.

"Of course I did. Who do you expect, Moxie Rabbit for chance," Cheshire Fizzarolli remarks.

"No, not this time around. I just want to find a way out of this place," Blitz says, feeling a little depressed and his arms crossed.

"Kind of obvious that you have no way. It's always the queen's way around here," Cheshire Fizzarolli says with an evil way.

Blitz tries to ignore the robotic at, "Well too bad. I never met your so-called queen and I doubt I ever will."

"Really now? I think you must. The queen and king will be mad about meeting you, simply mad. I think you should head to the castle if you want to meet them," Cheshire Fizzarolli says, persuading Blitz to go.

Blitz turns his head to face the cat and asks, "How can I find them?"

"Well, some will go this way…" Cheshire Fizzarolli says, pointing to the left.

Then points to the right, "Some goes that way."

Then points to himself, "But for me, I have a shortcut…" Then pull the branch that lowers the bark of the tree.

To Blitz' surprise, there is a secret door within the tree, and can see a large hedge tunnel with a large castle.

Chapter Text

Seeing his way to the King and Queen of Heart's Castle, Blitz walks through the entryway and down what looks like a large hedge maze. Blitz walks around in different directions and some of them are dead ends. As he reaches another part of the hedge maze, a big blotch of red pain flies over the hedge wall and lands on the ground in front of him.

"What is that?" Blitz asks himself, curiously.

He then climbs on the wall of the hedge maze to see where the red paint is coming from. He climbs up and to his surprise, he sees three Succubi dressed in, white clothes and black markings. One has the #3 and three clubs in one outfit. The second has the letter A and a spade. The last one has two spades with the #2. They all have paint brushes and are painting the roses in a rose bush red, while some of them remain white.

Blitz climbs back down and wonders, "What are they up to?"

Blitz then walks down the maze as he is trying to find a way to the other side. Luckily, he's able to find an entry way out of the maze and to the garden where the Succubi are. So he approaches them.

Once he approaches them Blitz calls out "Hey. What are you three up to? And why are you painting the rose bushes red?"

The three stop what they're doing and turn to see Blitz. To his surprise, the three look like the Succubi who are part of Verosika's group. Ace, Coco, and Apple.

"Hmm, I should be asking you a question. Who are you, and where do you come from?" The #3 Club Succubi, resembles Coco questions.

Blitz sternly asks, "Hey! I asked first."

"Well, if you like to know. We're trying to avoid getting ourselves in deep shit for the mess Ace got us into." #2 Spade resembles Apple answers.

Ace Spade sternly says, "It's not my fault. That stupid gardener gave us the wrong seeds."

"What exactly happened?" Blitz asks.

"Well, we're supposed to plant red roses, but somehow we got the wrong seeds and they grow into white roses," #3 Club explains

Then #2 Spades, "Now we need to paint over them before the King and Queen finds out. If they find out we'll be punished."

"All that for a simple error. What is the ruler going to cut off your heads?" Blitz asks, rather shocked.

Ace Spade says, "It's not that kind of punishment. Although, that is one of her punishments, but for this, it won't be the case".

"What will that be?" Blitz asks.

"Probably sexual torture," #3 Club says.

"And it might involve with special toys," #2 Spades says.

Then Ace Spade says, "And it will involve sex."

Blitz actually blushes and looks stunned.

After a few moments, Blitz says, "On second thought, forget I ask."

Suddenly, they hear the sound of marching and are heading in their direction.

"What's that?" Blitz asks.

"It's the King and Queen!" #3 Club panics.

Then Ace Spade calls out, "Quick on ground!"

The three lay with their faces on the ground. Blitz is rather confused as to why they're doing that, even if it's royalty. However, because this place is kind of different from Hell, Blitz simply lays on the ground beside them. He continued to hear marching sounds as they approached him and the Succubus. Blitz looks up and to his surprise, he sees the different forces of Succubi and Incubi wearing white color clothes and on them have card symbols like hearts, diamonds, clubs, and spades, along with different numbers. Soon enough, all the creatures come to a stop. Succubi and Incubi make two rows in a line and make an opening between them.

Blitz decides to look up and much to his shock, he sees Moxxie Rabbit along with someone else. The being actually has a strong resemblance to Loona. She seems similar, but with some differences. The crop top she's wearing is red and white color and the strings make a diamond shape. Her dark gray fingerless gloves also have wristband patterns: A red heart, black spade, red diamond, and black club. She also wears the dark gray toeless stockings, and they also have the same patterns as the gloves. She is also wearing the black shorts, but instead of the crescent moon, she has a red diamond on the side.

Just then, Moxie Rabbit blows the trumpet. Then finishes.

Moxie Rabbit turns to Loona and fakes coughs, "Knave, you cue."

"Yeah yeah. I know," The Knave, who looks like Loona says, is not very interested.

Then announces, "Your highness. Your grace. And yada yada yada. Your royal majesty, The Queen of Hearts."

Soon, there's applause as the female rulers of Wonderland make their entrance. Curious, Blitz decides to look up to see who one of the rulers is. To his shock, the Queen of Hearts looks like Verosika Mayday, Pop Star, and well, Blitz's ex-girlfriend. She seems the same including her makeup, exactly she's wearing a different outfit than her original ones.

The queen resembles Verosika is wearing a strapless royal dress that does somewhat past her hips like a miniskirt. The dress is white and red decorated with a red heart and black club on her chest, and black spade and red diamond on the skirt. She has these black thigh-high heels with black heels and red heart motif and three diamond shaped cutouts on the side, and wears white gloves and a black fur jacket.

Blitz groans and lowers his head to the ground, and in his thought, "Why does the Queen of Hearts is supposed to look like that fuckin whore. I have to wonder who the king is."

Suddenly, someone says, "And just who are you supposed to be?"

Blitz looks up to see the Queen of Hearts standing before them.

"Well, aren't you going to tell me who you are, or am I going to resort to other means," The Queen of Hearts says with an evil grin.

Blitz quickly stands up and says, "Uh yeah. I'm Blitz, the 'o' is silent, and uh, well, I was just in the neighborhood and I was just about to leave."

"Hmm," The Queen says, curious.

Then notice the pots of paint with brushes in there.

"What are these pots of paint doing here?" The Queen firmly asks.

"Heck if I know. I just came here," Blitz answers, shrugging his shoulders.

"Hmm, I'm not buying it," The queen says.

Then turns to the others, "You three get up." which the three do, looking rather nervous.

Then the Queen demands, "Come how you haven't planted the roses in the courtyard yet?" Then looks around, "And where is the King at? He's supposed to be playing croquet with me and the duchess."

Soon, the Queen looks to notice some of the roses on the bushes are red and some are white. She then looks down on the bucket of paint and bushes.

Soon, she puts all the pieces together and is not happy at the slightest, "Oh, I see. You somehow fucked up and planted white roses instead of red. And you thought you could try to fool me otherwise."

Then demands, "Take thee three to the dungeon for some torture and off with their heads!"

The three panic and hide behind Blitz.

Blitz decides to stand to protect them, "Hey, you can't be fuckin serious?! You really want to punish them for a bunch of stupid roses or for a simple mistake?! I'm not going to let you do that for a bunch of flowers."

Then turns to the three, "Let's make a run for it!"

With that, the three decide to run away from the queen

Verosika turns to the Knave, "What are you waiting for, capture them!"

The Knave led the Succubus Card down the path of the garden. Blitz takes the lead and tries to lose them in the maze, but so far the group is catching up with them. Soon enough, they run to Blitz standing before them.

Blitz points left, "They went that way."

Then the Hellhound Knave and the group continue the chase.

Blitz turns to the bushes and whispers, "Alright, the coast is clear. Now hurry out before they come back."

The three hurry out and bow to express their thanks. Then begin to make their escape. Blitz then decides to run in a different direction that is away from the Knave and the cards. Meanwhile, the Knave and the group of demon cards end up stopping to see they end up back where they started.

"What the fuck are you doing back here?!" The Queen demands.

"We don't know, that guy told us he came here," The Knave says.

Then the Queen angrily says, "Well, it looks like you've been tricked by him."

Then shouts, "Go find him!"

The group salutes and begins the search.

A little time has gone by, and Blitz is now on the different side of the castle, and hopefully away from the Queen that resembles the Pop Star Succubus. From the looks of it, he seems to find himself in what looks like the backyard of the castle.

"Shit, that Queen is fuckin crazy. Getting mad over rose bushes," Blitz says.

He sighs, "I need to find another way out of this place, or at least ask someone for help."

Blitz then looks around to see if he can find another way through the maze and out of the backyard. However, he is astonished to see how beautiful and large the garden is. There is a large round glass table with chairs next to it, the yard is also full of rose bushes, and a large field that has sticks on the ground. There's also a fountain and a few figures.

"This place isn't half bad. It looks almost as nice as Stolas' place," Blitz says to himself.

He then looks around, "I just need to get out of here and not expect any more surprises."

Blitz then begins to look around and try to think of a plan. Unknown to Blitz, someone has spotted him from the balcony of the castle close by, it gently lifts his black claw on the railing and emits a bit of red aura around it. It sparks the secret stalker's curiosity, and descends to the garden. It gently places it's black tree towed owl claw on the ground and walks towards Blitz without making a sound. Once close to Blitz, the being reaches his long black claws towards Blitz.

Blitz continues to look around and says, "Where am I supposed to go? That maze is too big and I'll end up facing the queen if I don't have the directions, and well…" but is cut off when a pair of claw claws covers his eyes.

"What the…" Blitz exclaims in shock, but one of the hands removes from Blitz's eyes and covers his mouth, silencing him.

"Shhh, do not be afraid. I'm not going to hurt you," hearing the voice makes Blitz gasps in shock.

And comes to think, "That… that voice…"

The two arms remove themselves from Blitz's eyes and mouth, making Blitz turn around to see who it is.

Who Blitz sees is a familiar owl demon that has two pairs of red eyes, blue and dark blue color feathers with white and gray accents, blue feather tail with dark blue tips, a lighter gray-blue puff of fur on the chest, a long neck and a white heart shaped face. He also has black arms and legs, tipped with owl claws. He is wearing a dark red tunic decorated with bright red hearts and diamonds, and black clubs and spades with six buttons, black trousers, a blush burgundy surcoat with white fur collar, and puffed black and white striped sleeves. He is also wearing a feather top hat that has a heart on the side with a gold crown at front.

Blitz quietly says to himself, "Stolas?"

"Hello. What's a little creature like you doing in the castle garden?" The Stolas duplicate asks calmly.

Blitz is rather shocked to see Stolas for various reasons, but quickly calms himself down and looks at him to give an answer.

"Uh yeah. I kind of got myself lost and well, actually I've been kind of lost in this world called wonderland practically all day or something. Anyway, my name is Blitz and I was hoping you can give me some directions, if possible," Blitz says, trying to remain calm.

"Hmm, lost you say. I'm sorry to hear it. Allow me to introduce myself, I am the King of Hearts. It's a pleasure to meet you, Blitz," The Stolas look alike answers.

A little surprised, Blitz asks, "You're the king of this place?"

"Of course I am, darling," The King answers, but also gives off a bit of a lustful tone.

He then kneels down to Blitz and places his black claw under Blitz's chin and lifts it up a bit for Blitz to face him. Then wrap his black arm around Blitz's waist and pull him close to him.

"Now you said that you're lost. Where exactly are you trying to go?" The King asks.

"Well, it's kind of hard to explain, but I'm not exactly from here. So I'm trying to find my way out of this place called Wonderland, and I'll be able to make my way back from there," Blitz explains.

"I see," The King says.

He rubs his hand on Blitz's cheek and asks, "But, are you sure you don't want to stick around here a little longer? I was just about to go play some croquet with the queen and the duchess."

"Well, I… uh…" Blitz says, and steps back nervously.

Then continues, "Um look, I've never actually played croquet before, and I kind of made the queen mad, and it's only because of one simple mistake the three made, and helped them get away."

Hearing this makes the King chuckle and says, "Oh my. Sounds like you had quite an ordeal. Sadly, the queen has a bit of a short temper, and well, blows things out of proportion."

"'Blow things out of proportion,'' you say. I don't see how torture and cutting someone's head off is 'blowing things out of proportion," Blitz says, rolling his eyes.

"I'm sure once she calms down, she'll be more, um, agreeable," The King says.

"I'm having trouble believing that," Blitz says.

He then stands up and says, "I'm sure she'll be calmer once we meet her, and I'll convince her not to have your head taken off."

"I'll believe it when I see it," Blitz mutters, annoyed.

"Your majesty," Moxie Rabbit's voice comes up.

Blitz and the King turn his head to see Moxxie Rabbit approaching them.

"Hello Moxxie, how are you doing on this wonderland day," The King asks.

"Yes. The day is wonderful, but the queen sent me to find you. The croquet game is about to begin and you know she doesn't like to be kept waiting," Moxie Rabbit says.

"Of course," The King says.

Then turns to Blitz, "Well, I must be off now. You are welcome to join us if you wish."

"Uh, but the queen will be there and I'm not very keen about seeing her again," Blitz says.

Just then, the King leans to Blitz and begins to rub his left horn, Then places his claw under his chin and lifts it up.

"Please Blitzy, I'll be sure the queen won't hurt your little head of yours," The King says.

Blitz blushes a bit and reluctantly answers, "Uh, okay."

"Hmm, good," The King says, and stands back up.

He then places his hand on Blitz's shoulder, "Now, let us be off."

"Uh, yeah," Blitz says, reluctant.

With that, blitz goes with the King of Hearts and Moxxie Rabbit to the croquet game and to where the Queen of Hearts is supposed to be. He is starting to grow concerned about what he's getting himself into, and what might happen if the Queen sees him.

Chapter Text

At an open field where there are multiple sticks sticking from the ground with color rings on it. The Queen of Hearts along with Duchess Stella are at the field and ready to play a game of croquet. The queen and the Duchess are holding different colored flamingos. The Queen is holding a pink one while the Duchess is holding a white one. On the ground are hell hedgehogs in different colors: red, black, blue, white, pink, gray, and silver.

"Where is the King? He should be here by now," Duchess Stella says.

"I already sent Moxxie Rabbit to fetch him, he should be here in a sec," The Queen says.

Then turns to see the King of Hearts and Moxxie Rabbit, "And there they are, and…"

However, the Queen of Hearts frowns to see Blitz is with them.

The King of Hearts walks up and says, "Hello Duchess, it's a pleasure for you to join us."

"Charmed?" Duchess Stella says, expressing a calm and firm tone.

"And I see you capture the fugitive who let three others get away," The Queen says.

Then commands, "Quick, take him to the dungeon and off with his head!"

"Now now, majesty, you shouldn't be too hard on him," The King of Hearts says.

"Yeah. You shouldn't try to cut anyone's head because of some roses that were planted by mistake. You can always replant them," Blitz adds.

"So, I am the queen, so what I say goes. They shouldn't have fucked up if they know what's good for them," The Queen sternly says, glaring at the Imp.

"What?!" Blitz asks, annoyed.

"In my kingdom, everything goes my way. And rule one in the croquet game, I always win," The Queen says.

"What kind of rule is that?" Blitz demands.

"My rule," The Queen says.

Blitz groans in frustration. To him, there is no getting through to her.

"Come now, Queen, why not play a little croquet. Blitzy agreed to play the game with us," The King of Hearts says.

"Blitzy?" Blitz mutters with a groan.

Then thinks, "It's weird enough when Stolas calls me that."

The Queen of Hearts frowns and yet answers, "Fine. He may join us. Grab a croquet mallet and a croquet ball and we'll begin."

"Okay, where are they?" Blitz asks.

Moxie Rabbit brings the hell flamingos and hedgehogs, "Here they are."

"Uh… those are flamingos and hedgehogs?" Blitz says, confused.

"Here in Wonderland, the flamingos are the croquet mallet and the hedgehogs are the balls," The King answers.

Blitz thinks, "I may not play croquet, but even I know you don't use animals as equipment. However, this place is different from Hell, so I'll just play along."

"Uh alright," Blitz says.

He then takes the red flamingo and the red hedgehog. Stolas takes the blue flamingo and the blue hedgehog.

The Queen shouts, "Take your places!"

Soon, multiple Succubus and Incubus, with numbers and symbols on their clothes gather around the open field. A few gather some flamingos and hedgehogs of their own, while the rest act as tunnels for the croquet balls to go through. Soon, a lot of the Succubus and the Incubus begin to play. The King and Queen of Hearts, and the Duchess begin to play as well. Blitz is standing by with a confused expression.

"This has to be the weirdest game I've ever seen," Blitz says to himself.

He sighs and says, "I guess I better take a swing at it."

Blitz then positions himself and places the flamingo on the ground. He then watches how the King swings his croquet mallet and tries to hit the hedgehog. He raises the flamingo in the air, but it sags as it laughs. Blitz notices it and tries to grab it from the top of the neck and tries to hit it from the ground. He's about to hit it, but the flamingo raises its legs in the air, taking Blitz up. Some of the players stop to notice and begin laughing.

Blitz grits his teeth and angrily says, "Listen you stupid bird, do you want us both to lose our heads or make a fool of me."

The bird laughs as he nods his head.

"Well, I do not," Blitz answers, as he plays the bird on it's back.

Just then, the bird then topples Blitz and they roll on the ground. Then, the bird tries to fly away, but Blitz grabs it's ankle. Soon, the players and everyone else begin laughing at him. They soon notice something and begin to laugh even harder, catching the King, Queen, and Duchess' attention. Soon, they begin to laugh as well. Turns out the flamingo has Blitz laying on the ground and holds him on his ankles, like he's going to use him as the mallet. Blitz crosses his arms in frustration and doesn't find this humorous at all.

And Blitz has reached his limits, "Alright! That's it!"

Blitz then grabs the Flaming by the next as he stands up. Aggressively place the hedgehog on the ground, Then swing the flamingo at the hedgehog, sending it rolling. The players watch as the hedgehog rolls. The beings act as tunnels move out of the wave, fearing they'll be hit. Then the hedgehog hits the stump of the rose bush and a rose falls to the ground, causing more laughter.

The King walks over to Blitz with laughs, "I must admit, that is a funny display."

"Yeah, well I sure didn't find it funny," Blitz says, crossing his arms and turns away from the king.

"Aww, don't think it's so bad," The King says, and places his black claws on his shoulders.

Blitz soon becomes confused to feel his claws on his shoulders. Then turns around to see the King of Hearts giving him a gentle and calm smile. The King then places his hand on Blitz's shoulder and around his waist.

"You do seem rather frustrated. I can imagine you have a stressful time today. If you like, maybe you can. I can sit down for some tea and some tarts," The King of Hearts says.

Blitz blushes a bit and tries to remain calm, "Uh, yeah. Uh sure. I mean, sure. I don't see why not."

Suddenly, they hear someone shout, "Hey!"

Then they turn their heads to see the queen of hearts.

"Are you two going to keep playing or stand there flirting with one another?" The Queen questions with a stern look on her face.

"Not me. I'm done with this game," Blitz answers.

Then blushes a bit, "And I was flirting with him either?" then steps back from the King of Heart's grip.

"Well, if that's the case, to keep you from making that hilarious and yet totally stupid display, you'll have to be put away so you won't distract us," The Queen says.

"Say what?!" Blitz asks, shocked.

Then the queen commands, "Guards, take him to the dungeon!"

"Are you serious?! Why would I want to be put in a dungeon?! It's not like I meant for that mess to happen," Blitz exclaims and sees the guards approaching him.

Blitz then begins to run away as the guards chase him. He doesn't know if he should be relieved that the queen isn't going to have his head cut off this time, or that he's being sent to the dungeon. Either way, Blitz doesn't want to take any chances, and continues to run away from the guards.

Soon enough, Blitz is no longer at the King and Queen's castle, and finds himself at a rocky beach. Luckily, he is able to lose the card soldiers. He places his hand on one of the rocks and takes deep breaths after all the running he has done.

"That was too close. That queen has a worse personality than Verosika," Blitz says to himself.

"Sounds like you got on the queen's bad side," A voice says.

Blitz turns to the direction of the voice to see what looks like Sallie Mae, Millie's sister, wearing a turtle shell, and the bandana on her head is a dark green color.

"Who are you supposed to be?" Blitz asks.

"I'm the Mae Turtle, what does it look like I am," The Imp turtle answers.

"Uh yeah. So what are you doing here?" Blitz asks.

"Just waiting for the Griffon and the Lobster to show up, and here they are," The Mae Turtle says, pointing behind them.

Blitz turns around to see the Griffon and the Lobster. Although, they look more like Imp with body parts of a griffon and a lobster. One of them is tall that has griffon wings, beak, and claws, and paws. The second has antennae and claws like a lobster. In fact, the two Imps seem to look like two of Millie's brothers.

"Okay, so what are you up to?" Blitz asks.

"We're just going to lounge around and relax at the beach," Mae Turtle says.

The griffon and the lobster lay down close to the stone and relax as well.

"So uh, anything else you're going to do other than sit down bored," Blitz says.

Mae Turtle thinks a bit, "Hmm… not really."

Blitz groans and says, "Talk about boring. I should have stayed at the stupid croquet match than being stuck here doing nothing."

"Come on, don't be such a downer. You need to relax for a while," Mae Turtle says.

"But I don't have any time to relax and all that shit, I've been walking all over those insane places, changing sizes, being chased away by flowers, and the Queen's soldiers. I'm about to climb the wall if anything else happens," Blitz says, irritated and stressed.

The Lobster says, "Sounds like you had quite an ordeal. Maybe relaxing here will work."

"Yeah. A good sleep will be good," The griffon adds.

Blitz sighs and says, "Fine. I guess I could use a rest after all that running."

Blitz then walks to the rock where the three are at and lays his back on the large stone wall. Blitz sighs and begins to feel rather relaxed. After the long adventure he has, he could use some relaxation.

"I guess laying here relaxing isn't so bad after all," Blitz says to himself.

Blitz continues to feel relaxed after the craziness he has endured until he hears the sounds of loud trumpets. Blitz sits up and the others hear the trumpet playing as well.

"What the fuck is going on?" Blitz wonders to himself.

Then he begins to hear voices saying, "The trial's starting. The Trial's starting. The Trial is about to begin."

"A Trial?" The Griffin replies.

"A trial, huh. Worth checking out," Mae Turtle says, getting off the rock and making her way to the trial.

"Sounds interesting, let's go," The lobster says.

Blitz becomes confused, "I thought you wanted to relax."

"Who cares, there's a trial going on," Mae Turtle says.

Then asks, "You wanna come."

"Aw what the heck," Blitz answers, shrugging his shoulders.

With that, he follows the three to the trial, and isn't sure what to expect.

Chapter Text

Soon enough, Blitz is now in the court house with many of the citizens of Wonderland. The Queen of Hearts is of course sitting on the throne. As twelve of the beings act as the jury: The Griffin, the Lobster, Duchess Stella, Mae Turtle, Bill and his wife, Tweedle Loopty and Tweedle Lyle, Mrs. Dodoberry, Striker Caterpillar, The Cheshire Fizzarolli, and Door Owl. in the other side of the courtroom are those who are attending the trial. Blitz is one of them. Even though Blitz remembers seeing in the human world how they handle people who have committed crimes, he doesn't really care for it, but is curious to see what's about to take place. And soon enough, he sees the Knave of Hearts standing at the defendant stand. The King of Hearts is holding a gavel which means he is acting as the judge of this trial.

Soon, Moxxie Rabbit blows the trumpet catching everyone's attention.

The King of Hearts calls out, "Silence in the court!"

Then turns to Moxxie Rabbit, "Now then, read the accusation."

Moxie rabbit rolls down the scroll and reads, "

The Queen of Hearts

She made some tarts,

All on a summer's day;

The Knave of Hearts

She stole those tarts,

And took them quite away."

Blitz questions in thought, "That's an accusation. That sounds more like a poem. Besides, I thought Moxxie Rabbit made the tarts."

The Knave of Hearts rolls her eyes and says, "Yeah right, like why would I steal the Queen of Hearts' tarts. I don't even like tarts anyway."

"Silence!" The Queen of Hearts shouts angrily.

"Alright, bring in the first witness," The King of Hearts says.

Curious Blitz whispers to one of the Succubus that resembles Coco that has the #4 and four hearts, "Do they even have a witness?"

"I don't think it matters, the Knave might either get sexual torture, or have her head cut off anyway," The #4 Hearts answer.

Blitz is rather stunned and rather annoyed that they'll execute someone only a pastry, especially someone that resembles their adopted daughter.

Moxxie Rabbit blows the trumpet and announces, "The First witness, March Loo Loo!"

That's when March Loo Loo happily walks to the room.

"What can you tell us about the event?" The King questions.

"Nothing much. Just that I like to be wild and crazy all day," March Loo Loo says.

The King answers, "Very well, you may go."

March Loo Loo laughs and leaves the court. Blitz is starting to get a little bored with the trial so he reaches into his pocket and begins to eat one of the mushrooms.

The Queen announces, "Court, you may call the next witness."

Moxxie Rabbit blows the trumpet and announces, "The next witness, Millie the Cook! Please, step forward!"

Millie the Cook happily skips to the courtroom with a big smile on her face.

"Hello majesties," Millie the Cook says.

Then happily waves to Moxxie Rabbit, "Hi Moxxie!"

Moxie Rabbit blushes a bit and happily waves back, "Hello Millie."

Millie the Cook giggles in reply.

The Queen sternly says, "Witness, not making romantic comments with your husband while giving testimony."

"Alright, keep your crown on," Millie the Cook says.

The King asks, "You are the cook for the duchess, correct? Please give your evidence?"

"Sorry, but I don't have any evidence, not even a small morsel of it," Millie the Cook answers.

"Alright. Then tell us what tarts are made of," The King questions.

"Easy. Tarts are made of pepper just like everything else. Everything needs pepper in it. Watch," Millie the Cook says, and begin to crank the pepper maker.

The pepper begins to cover the room as everyone begins to sneeze.

The Queen shouts as she sneezes, "Achoo! Achoo! Leave! Achoo! Leave the Courtroom! Achoo! Or it's off with our! Achoo! Off with your head!"

"Okay. See you later, My little Honey Bunny!" Millie the Cook happily says and leaves the courtroom.

Blitz groans with an annoyed expression and mutters, "Can this trial get any more ridiculous?" but unknown to Blitz, because he has eaten one of the mushrooms he begins to grow.

Once the queen stops sneezing, she says, "Alright, the next witness."

"The next witness. Mad Hatter Wackford," Moxxie Rabbit announces.

That's when Mad Hatter Wackford runs over and stops in his tracks.

The Queen shouts, "Off with your hat!"

Mad Hatter Wackford laughs and removes his head, revealing a pot with a teacup on a saucer.

"Where were you when the crime was committed," The King asks.

Mad Hatter Wackford laughs as he holds the teapot and cup, "I was home drinking tea."

He then squirts the put into the cup and begins to sip the tea from the cup.

"So I haven't really seen anything," Mad Hatter Wackford says.

"Very well, you may leave now," The King says.

With that the Mad Hatter, Wackford leaves the courtroom without delay.

"Can this get any stranger?" Blitz wonders, unaware that he has grown even bigger.

The Queen then says, "Call in the next witness!"

"Right, the next witness," Moxxie rabbit says, and looks to see who it is.

Then calls out, "Blitz!"

"Here!" Blitz calls out.

Moxxie looks around and asks, "Where are you?"

"I'm right here, are you blind or something?!" Blitz answers, but becomes surprised to see that he is big.

In fact, he's so big that his horns almost touch the ceiling. Everyone looks and becomes surprised and frightened to see Blitz is practically a giant.

Moxxie Rabbit calls out, "Rule #42: You're not allowed to be more than a mile high or larger than the courtroom. You must leave the court immediately."

"I'm not a mile high, and well, I don't think I can leave. I don't think I can even fit through the door," Blitz says.

Then looks at himself, "I don't even know how I got big anyway."

"I'm afraid we'll have to hold you in contempt," Moxxie Rabbit says.

"Oh don't worry, I'll just leave right now, and as for testifying, I know nothing about it. And I don't think the Knave did it either. Now I'll be on my way," Blitz says.

"Just don't step on anyone on your way out," Moxxie Rabbit says.

"Alright, but I'll have to say this. This trial sounds ridiculous, there isn't even a shred of proof that the Knave of Hearts even did it," Blitz says.

That makes the Queen angry, "Are you questioning our authority! Guards, take him! Capture him! And off with his head!"

The Succubi and Incubi turn towards Blitz and pounce on him. Blitz is soon surrounded by the demon cards as he begins to stumble back.

"Hey, knock it off! You can't do this in there!" Blitz panics.

Blitz continues to lose his balance and falls over, destroying the doors of the wall. Blitz soon crawls out of the courtroom, shaking the demons off of him and quickly runs off.

"Don't just stand there, hurry and capture him now!" The Queen of Hearts shouts in anger.

The soldiers soon begin to chase after Blitz. Soon enough, Blitz begins to shrink back to his normal size.

"Fuck! Talk about the worst timing! I'm reverting back to normal!" Blitz panics.

Yet, he continues to keep running as the Queen of Hearts and her Card Soldiers are right behind him. Blitz then runs into the maze. The Soldiers either run in through the entrance or jump over the maze. Blitz continues to run through the maze with the Queen of Hearts and her soldiers right on their tail. Blitz then pushes the soldiers and runs on top of them, since they act like playing cards. The queen runs towards Blitz from the opposite direction, making a ramp as Blitz runs upwards. He then slides down that runs into a rock ramp and is running on his feet all over again.

Soon enough, Blitz ends up being part of the Caucus Race. The characters begin to sing as they circle around the large boulder with Mrs. DodoBerry on the top. Blitz decides not to stick around and runs off the Caucus Race. Yet the Queen of Hearts and Soldiers aren't far behind.

The Queen of Hearts shouts, "Off with his head! Off with his head!"

However, Blitz refuses to stop and continues running until he sees a very long table. Blitz climbs on the table and continues running to see so many dancing teapots and teacups. Suddenly, Mad Hatter Wackford and March Loo Loo grab hold of his arms.

"Hold on, Blitz! You can't run without having a cup of tea!" Mad Hatter Wackford says.

Panicking, Blitz says, "I can't fuckin' stop now!"

"But we insist! You must have a cup of tea!" March Loo Loo says with laughter.

Soon, the two pull him to a large cup of tea and throw him in. In the large liquid tea, Blitz is able to swim to the surface. Blitz soon begins to swim across the ocean of tea, but the queen is close behind on a rowboat with her soldiers rowing.

She shouts, "Off with his head!"

Blitz continues to swim across the tea sea until he grabs hold of something and climbs on to it.

He coughs out the tea and says, "That was close."

"Close how, Boss man," A familiar voice says.

Blitz becomes shocked and turns to see Striker Caterpillar on it.

"Still can't find your way, huh little dude?" Striker Caterpillar questions and blows smoke at him.

Blitz coughs as he covers his mouth, until someone grabs him and lifts him into the air. Soon, he faces Cheshire Fizzarolli!"

"Yeah! Are you still lost and have to do things solo! You look all around and can't find someone to be with!" Cheshire Fizzarolli says with evil laughter.

Then spins around with Blitz in his arms and tosses him to the ground. Blitz quickly gets up and runs as fast as he can with the Queen of Hearts and the soldiers in hot pursuit.

"There he goes! Don't let him get away! Off with his head!" The Queen shouts in rage.

Blitz continues to run away from the mad queen and her soldiers as fast as he can. Then, he trips on the table and falls to the ground to see the key, the cookies, and the bottle from before.

He picks up the stuff and says, "These look like the stuff when I first came in! Then the door must be around here somewhere!"

Blitz continues to run as fast as he can as he scans the area. Soon enough, he sees Vortex Door right in front of him.

Vortex Door notices and says, "Hey man, interesting to see you back!"

"Yeah, good to see you too. I don't have much time!" Blitz says.

He quickly puts the key in the slot, turns it and opens the door. He then drinks from the bottle and shrinks to fit through. He runs through the door and quickly closes it. Then eats a small bite so he'll grow to a normal size. He then locks the door to prevent any entry from anyone.

Blitz sighs, "Phew! That was fuckin…! Clooooooosssse!" and soon Blitz begins to fall.

Blitz falls deeper and deeper into an abyss and doesn't seem that he will ever stop, and who knows where he'll end up falling to or that he'll ever stop.

Chapter Text

Blitz groans and begins to wake up and feels hard pain in his head.

"Fuck!" Blitz says, gritting his teeth in pain and clutches his head.

He begins to stand on his feet with his wobbly legs, "And I ever going to get out of this fuckin, shitty place! I'm about to tear my horns off if I meet one more lunatic in that insane place!"

"Does that include me, Blitzy?" A familiar voice says.

Blitz becomes surprised and turns his head to see the King of Hearts walking toward him with a calm smile on his face. Blitz doesn't know whether to be a little relieved or nervous. Even if he does look like Stolas, he's still the King of Hearts of Wonderland, the place he's trying to get out of.

"The King of… wait, how do you know I'll end up here?!" Blitz asks, a little surprised and almost lost for words.

"I have my ways, darling. Are you alright?" The King asks, and places his hands on Blitz's cheeks.

"I'm fine. I think. Honestly, I just had a very shitty day," Blitz says, as much as he hates to admit.

Then sighs and says, "I really need to get out of this place and find my way back home."

The King of Hearts chuckles and says, "But in a way, you are outside."

"What?" Blitz says, confused.

The King of Hearts raises his hand and makes candles light up in the room. Blitz looks around at himself in what looks like a royal chamber that is decorated with red hearts and diamonds, black clubs and spades. Other than that, Blitz believes that it has a strong resemblance to Stolas' room.

The King of Hearts turns to Blitz and says, "Come with me." and holds his hand out to Blitz.

Reluctantly, Blitz takes his hand and they both walk toward the large bed. They soon sit down to relax a bit. Blitz is curious about what the King is talking about. The King of Hearts raises his claw and uses it to create a small portal. The portal soon reveals a shocking sight to Blitz. He is actually seeing himself lying asleep in his bed. He has bandages wrapped around his head and a cast on his right arm.

"That… that's me?! I was asleep?!" Blitz says to himself in shock, having so many questions in his head.

He turns to the King and asks, "Was all of this… not real?"

"It depends what you think it's real," The King says.

He then rubs Blitz's cheek and says, "For now, it's best for you to rest. You had a long day."

"Uh sure," Blitz answers, a little uneasy.

The King picks up Blitz and lays him down on the bed and uses his magic to take Blitz's shoes and tucks him in the covers.

He places his black claws on his cheeks and says, "Now then, it's time to wake up Blitzy… Blitzy… Blitzy…"

Blitz then closes his eyes and falls into a deep sleep.

Soon enough, Blitz is still sleeping, but has bandages wrapped around his head.

Soon black claws place themselves on Blitz's cheek as Stolas' voice says, "Blitzy… Blitzy… it's time to wake up now. Blitzy…"

Blitz lets out a groan and begins to open his eyes. To see a familiar blurry figure. He recognizes it to be Stolas, but isn't sure if it is him or the king. His visions continue to get less blurry to reveal the Royal outfit he always wears.

Blitz softly asks, "St-Stolas..? Is that… you?"

"It is me, darling. Are you alright?" Stolas asks with a gentle smile.

"I… I think so…" Blitz answers, trying to hit up.

She groans to feel pain in his head.

Stolas places his claws on Blitz's shoulders and gently pushes him back down.

"Easy Blitzy, you just woke up. You need to stay in bed a little longer." Stolas says.

"Wha-what happened? How did I get here?" Blitz asks.

Then feels the pain in his right arm and notices the cast on it, "And why am I wearing a cast?"

He grunts and groans to feel pain in his head, "My head feels like it's going to split open."

"It's just the pain from the concussion, and you broke your arm," Stolas says.

That's when Moxxie, Millie, and Loona walk into the room to see Blitz is awake.

"Blitz! You're awake!" Millie happily screams.

But Moxxie calmly says, "Millie, remember to keep your voice down. Blitz just woke up and we need to take this slowly."

Loona walks to Blitz and asks, "You okay there?"

"Oh, hey Loonie. Nice to see you. Did we off that fucker or what?" Blitz asks with a grin, quickly clutches his head to feel the pain from it.

"You're almost off yourself, dumbass," Loona says.

"Lonna, it didn't happen like that. Millie and I were there and it didn't happen like that," Moxxie says.

"And Blitz was unconscious for three days," Millie adds

Confused and tired, Blitz asks, "Three days? I was unconscious for three days?"

"Yeah. You had a really nasty fall when the cliff gave way and you hurt your head pretty hard," Millie says.

"Not to mention you broke your arm and your phone for that matter," Loona says.

Blitz mutters, "God freakin' damint!"

Then begins to sit up, "Well, I can't exactly lay in bed all fuckin day and…"

"Sorry sir, but you need to lay down. The doctor said that you might be unconscious for a few days or so. According to the results, you did suffer a concussion and have a fracture in your right arm. You'll need to rest for a few more days, and it's going to take a few weeks for your arm to heal," Moxxie says.

"Come on!" Blitz groans and lays back in bed.

"Sorry Blitz, but this time you have to stay in bed. Doctor's orders," Millie says.

Typing on her phone, Loona says, "Sorry Blitz, but I'll have to go with the couple on this one."

"Great. Three against one," Blitz says, seeing there is no getting out of it.

"Don't think so bad about it Blitz, you just need to rest for a little while and you'll be back to full strength," Stolas says.

"Fine. I'll stay in bed, but it's not going to be easy being stuck in bed after sleeping for three days," Blitz says.

Suddenly, he hears the sound of his stomach growling.

"And I'm fucking hungry too," Blitz adds.

"We'll go make you something to eat. Don't go anywhere," Millie says happily and leaves the room.

Blitz rolls his eyes, "Like I'm able to go anywhere like this."

Moxxie and Loona decide to leave the room, leaving Blitz and Stolas alone in the room.

"Kind od makes me wish I was still trapped in that fuckin topsy tuvy world so I wouldn't know I'm going to be bedridden for a while longer," Blitz mutters.

"What do you mean by that?" Stolas asks, leaning close to Blitz' face.

Blitz curses himself, forgetting that Stolas is in the room with him.

"It's nothing," Blitz answers, turning his head away.

"I don't believe that it's nothing, especially noticing you moving around so much in your sleep," Stolas answers, and runs his finger on Blitz's horn.

"Nothing much, I just had, the most insane dream is all. It was fucking crazy. Moxxie was some kind of rabbit, Millie was a cook that is obsessed with putting pepper in just about everything. Loona was some Knave that was being put on trial because of some stupid fruit tart. And well…" Blitz explains, but comes to a stop.

"And what?" Stolas asks.

Blitz sighs and says, "Well, you were also there. It's a long and complicated dream. I thought I woke up after I felt and ended up in this insane world that is called Wonderland and you were one of the rulers of that land. And well, you were the only one that seems more uh, well, more normal than everyone else in that place."

"Hmm, Wonderland you say. Quite particular," Stolas says, taking an interest.

"What?" Blitz asks, confused.

"Oh nothing," Stolas answers as he uses his magic to remove his hat and cloak and places it on the table close by.

He then sits on the bed next to Blitz and places his claw on Blitz's cheek, "I just find it interesting to have such an exciting dream."

"I wouldn't call it exciting that the Queen that looks like my ex-girlfriend wants to chop off my head. She is just as a bitch in my dream as in real life," Blitz says, and is still annoyed.

Then says, "It's also crazy enough that I also end up changing sizes, meet insane characters that don't make a lick of sense, and some that tried to kill me. I'm just glad to finally be out of that place."

"Of course, I never knew it was a dream until the King showed it to me. I'm still rather confused and I woke up to see you," Blitz says.

"I see. It's no wonder you were unconscious for a few days," Stolas says.

He then picks up Blitz and places him on his lap, with one arm wrapped around Blitz's waist.

"And that you had to miss our little randevu the other night," Stolas says.

"Fuck, I knew I forgot something," Blitz says, facepalming his forehead.

"Oh don't worry, I'm sure we can make up for it," Stolas says, in a lustful tone.

Then places his claws on Blitz's cheek and lifts his face up to Stolas. Blitz has a feeling with the lustful expression on Stolas' face that he knows where this is going.

And his question's answer when Stolas says, "Right here and now."

"Uh Stolas, hold on. The others could be back at any time," Blitz says.

"Oh, you don't need to worry. I've already locked the door," Stolas says.

Blitz simply rolls his eyes and says, "Oh fuck it."

And with that Blitz and Stolas give each other a passionate kiss on the lips.