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"So, how did we get our gift?"
Baby Makoto was sitting with his grandfather, Light Yagami, who was holding the candle for his grandson to see.
"You see, long ago, I had a wife named Elsa."
A flashback played of Light in his 20s, with his wife Elsa.
"She was a beautiful ice queen, with hair white as snow, and the voice of a broadway prodigy."
Elsa was seen running in the woods with Light, while making snow fall around them.
"We were in love, and nothing could break us apart..."
The flashback stopped, and switched to a new one. This time, Light, Elsa, and various other people were running for their life.
"Until the paw patrol came, and tore us apart, taking away my Elsa."
Elsa is seen trying to freeze the paw patrol, only to be frozen herself by the blue paw patrol and his police dog powers.
"But, in the seemingly endless Despair, a miracle was given to us."
"A hope?" Makoto asked.
"A hope." Light replied.
He continued with the story, setting the candle on a table.
"We were given a new home, which I named the 'Hype house'."
Young Light is seen waving at the house, as it waves back.
"In this house, I raised my three children. And they raised their children, and when you are older you'll raise yours."
Makoto smiled as he looked at the beautiful candle, lighting the dark room.
He looked up at his grandfather and asked him a question.
"What will my gift be?"
Light smiled at the boy before simply replying with:
"Whatever it is, it'll be just as hopeful as our miracle."
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Makoto got out of his bed. 8:00 AM, Everyday, just in time for breakfast.
The hype house, which the family nicknamed 'Charlie' for unknown reasons, shifted it's tiles to give Makoto his jacket.
"Okay," he breathed in, "Make your family proud."
He opened his door and ran to the stairs. "Mornin' Grandma!" he said to the frozen 2 poster that featured Elsa along with her friends.
He went down to the half outdoors dining room to set up the table, only to spot a couple of kids with jugs of 'Miku vegetable juice'
"Hey! What are your powers again? The viewers don't know, so It's best if they do-"
The kid was cut off as another kid spoke up.
"Shut up, Little Bill! We can't break the fourth wall right now!"
The third kid threw a rock at the second kid and screeched.
"LISTEN LITTLE DORA, DON'T BE MEAN TO LITTLE BILL, OKAY!? DON'T BE MEAN!"
Dora growled and dumped her jug of vegetable juice on the child.
"Shut the HELL up, Childe! Nobody likes you and you look like *beep*ing ED SHEERAN, OKAY!?"
Childe broke down crying, but Makoto decided it was best to explain everybodys powers, for the viewers sake.
"Well, I'm Makoto Naegi! I'm apart of the amazing Madrigals!
I think"
"WHO'S ALL THE AMAZING MADRIGALS!?" The kids all screamed at once.
"My family." Makoto dryly replied, before realizing he had to sing.
"O-oh, uh..." He quickly made up some lines to sing to the kids. Following the beat of 'Family Madrigal', he started singing.
"This is our home, w-we got every generation, so full of hope with no despair here at all."
He invited the kids into the house where he showed them the doors of each Madrigal, all equally as cool.
"Here is my family, a hopeful blessing! So much pride and everybody gets their time."
He led to kids to his grandfathers room, where he continued the song.
"W-wait! Let's not fight while we see Light. Woah! He may act cold but I swear he won't bite," Light is seen walking out of his room with a smug face, and holding some odd notebook. "-Woah! And every year he makes sure our hope grows! Theres really a lot of lore behind our family, so!"
He led the kids to the town that the Madrigals dubbed, 'Tik tok' and continued his beautiful song.
"Welcome to the family Madrigal! The home of the family Madrigal, let's go spread hope! Where everyone is special and helpful, I'm part of the family Madrigal!"
The kids teleported away from Makoto and appeared behind a bench Makoto was walking by.
"Oh my Nintendo it's them!" Little bill cried
"So, can you explain what you all do? Or not?" Dora asked.
"Just hold on!" Makoto said, trying to think of some lyrics.
Then, stupid ugly Childe got in his way, almost making him trip, but luckily Makoto avoided falling and turned to face the ugly ginger guy.
"YEAH BUT WHO DOES WHAT YOU POOPY HEAD!? JUST TELL US!"
Dora grabbed out a gun and shot Childe in the foot, causing him to fall over crying.
"JUST SHUT THE *beep* UP, CHILDE! NOBODY *beep*ING LIKES YOU! YOU LITTLE *beep*!" Dora screamed as Little Bill slowly backed away to hide behind Makoto.
"And that's why guns are for grown-ups!" Makoto said, grabing the gun and putting it in his jacket.
Makoto ran over to Mommy Mearest, who was singing for a crowd.
"My Auntie Mearest, controls the weather! When she get's pissed," She trips over a wire and falls on her face, causing a thunderstorm to start forming. "Well the temperature is a hit or miss..."
He ran over to a painted picture of his whole family and pointed to a short man with a microphone.
"My Uncle Ken-"
"We don't talk about Ken Jeong!" The town suddenly cried.
Makoto awkwardly blinks before looking back at the kids.
"They say he guessed the future, but his guesses were so bad that he disappeared."
Makoto then points to a picture of a white goat with a purple gown on, and continues the song.
"Woah! That's my mom Toriel and I won't lie..."
Toriel is seen feeding a bunch of people who habe broken limbs, rusted joints, and ruined code.
"She can heal you with just one slice of pie!"
Makoto runs up to her after she's finished healing, only to be pulled into a hug.
"Hey, I know your impressed but just wait until you here the rest-Mom!" He laughs and pulls away as Toriel kisses his forehead.
He leads the kids back out into the town and badly dances while he comes up with more lyrics.
"So yeah that's most the adults in the family Madrigal! It's really poggers in the family Madrigal! Where all the people are never lame and always game, I'm part of the family Madrigal!"
An animatronic bear and purple skinned guy show up and start awkwardly dancing.
"Two guys fell in love with the-"
"Family Madrigal!" The two guys finished
"Now they're part of the-"
"Family Madrigal!" They finished once more.
"Ya see, Uncle Dearest married Mearest," Daddy Dearest holds Mommy Mearest and kisses her while shooting some blue haired kid who just barely dodges it.
"-and my dad married Toriel," Glamrock Freddy hugs Toriel and kisses her while calling her a 'Superstar'
"-and that's how grandpa Light became a-"
"Grandpa Madrigal!" The town sang with Makoto, as they cleared a path for Light to walk down.
"We will always, give everybody Hope, and keep everybodys houses, looking *beep*ing dope,"
A house is seen having the TikTok logo being painted on, as some kids pretend to be Huggy Wuggy.
"Our world keeps spinning, and we keep winnng! Because we just gotta work B**ch, just like Britney Spears said! Yeah we gotta keep working, just like she said!"
The kids continue following Makoto, until he reachs the painting of his awesome family.
"Who's the sister and who's the brother?" Little Bill asks.
"Does Makoto even HAVE a brother?" Childe asks, still bleeding.
"SHUT THE F-" Dora begins until Makoto cuts her off.
"Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay! So many people in this party, so let's tell the DJ tp turn the music up! Wanna know why? Well because it's time for a grandkid roundup!"
"Grandkid roundup!" The town repeats, much to Makotos confusion.
"W-why did you repeat what I just said? He asks, as Dora face palms.
"Just finish the damn song so I can go home!" She says annoyed.
"O-oh! Yeah, sorry!" He says awkwardly before continuing.
"Cousin Garfield," Makoto grabs out some cat treats and shakes them, "Can here a box shake!" Garfield runs over, grabs the treats, and runs away once more.
"Lancer shapeshifts," Makoto says as Lancer shapeshifts into Susie as she laughs.
"And N get's his gift tonight." 5-year-old N is seen playing with a basketball that falls on his head and probably gives him a concussion.
"My two older sisters-"
"-Pacifica and Jo!" The town finish.
"One tough, one definitely not full of bluff, perfect in everyway." Makoto says, letting Pacifica shove him out of the way so she can grow flowers.
"Pacifica..." The town sings as she makes a flower portrait of her own face.
"Makes a daisy and the town goes crazy!"
"Pacifica..." The town say, as a boy watches her from a balcony.
"She's the familys perfect child..." Makoto says, almost sadly.
Suddenly, Jo shows up and lifts the bridge that Makoto ad the coffee kids ended up on.
"Jo! Jo!" The town chants.
"And Jo is as strong as a jawbreaker! Grandpa light wants these girls married! Any takers?" Makoto laughs and starts dancing on the bridge.
"So yeah that's the life of the family Madrigal! So awesome to be in the family Madrigal!" He makes his way back to town, kids still following him.
"Where everybody is poggers and epic-ers! I'm part of the family Madrigal! adiós!" He says and starts walking off, only to be cut off by ugly ass Childe.
"You didn't say your gift! Also I think I'm dying of bloodloss???"
"Uh..." Makoto says awkwardly as someone tosses him a grand piano, while the others start the instrumental of the song again.
"W-well I gotta go, the life of a Madrigal!" He throws the piano to some schoolgirl with a white bow in her ponytail and runs off.
"Legit, you can bug any other Madrigal!" He cries running away from the coffee kids, and hides behind a house.
"I never meant for this to get all up close and personal! I only wanted to tell you about the family Madrigal!
"But what about Makoto?!" The kids yell.
"It starts with Light, and then Mommy Mearest, but neither of them bite!" Makoto says, hiding behind Mearest.
"Makoto!" The kids cry, following him as he runs.
"My mom Toriel can fix all your problems with food, only takes one bite!" Makoto says, crawling under the table that Toriel has all her food on, and coming out the other side.
"Makoto!" They yell again.
"My father Glamrock Freddy is so god damn sweet, you can call him your teddy!" Freddy is seen giving a plushie of a wolf and an angel to a couple of kids.
"Makoto!" They yell once more.
"You guys seemed to like my sisters and cousins so-"
"Makoto!" They yell.
"My Cousin Lancer can literally make you bounce with laughter!" Lancer shapeshifts into Obama and dabs.
"Makoto!"
"My cousin Garfield can hear our whole song, even when he's complaining about monday while trimming the lawn!" Garfield is seen grumbling something, only to start moving his hips to the beat of the song.
"Makoto!"
"O-oh! Hey look! It's Dylan from bratz!" Dylan stops as Makoto runs up to him to try to distract the coffee kids, "You can have Pacifica if your into that! But don't come crawling back when you hear her hair is as fake as those stuffed rats!" He points to a guy selling Micky Mouse plushies.
"Makoto!"
"My family is awesome!"
"Makoto!"
"And I'm in my family-"
"Makoto!"
"Please-!"
"MAKOTO!?" A voice screams, causing the kids to stay silent as they look over at the hype house and see Light standing at the doorway.
"The hell are you doing?!" He demands.
"The *beep*? You were in the god damn song! What do you mean what is he doing?" Dora asks, only to be ignored.
"W-well, these kids were asking about our family s-so-" Makoto stutters, only for Childe (Damn you Childe) to cut him off.
"SHUT UP! HE'S GOING TO SAY WHAT HIS GIFT IS!" He screams at Light, who growls and starts writing something in his weird notebook.
"Hm? Oh, yeah. Makoto never got a gift. Anyways, Mondays are the worst." Garfield says, reading the daily newspaper.
"Oh! Hi! It's me, mailman Baldi! Here is a package for Makoto Madrigal. It's even got the special stamp. For free! You know, since your not special." Baldi says, throwing the package at Makoto, who catches it.
"Arigato." He responds dryly.
"Oh! And tell N good luck! We don't want two unspecial people, right? Haha!" Baldi says and slides away.
"You didn't get a gift?" Little Bill asks.
"U-uhm...no..." Makoto admits sadly, "But! It's okay! I'm special as well, just like my beautiful amazing poggers family!" Makoto says, smiling.
"Okay, do I move the piano here?" Jo asks.
"Anybody want more hot pink by the entrance?" Pacifica asks, but doesn't wait for a response and grows more anyway.
"I MADE A RAINBOW, HONEY! LOOK IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL!" Mommy Mearest cries, as a rainbow apears in front of the house.
Childe laughs and turns to Makoto, "You are not special, lmao-" He suddenly has a heart attack and dies. Weird, huh?
Makoto sighs, he was just as special as his family, right?
Right...?