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Edd,Tom,Tord and Matt were going on a Thursday evening walk by the riverside. Tom spent the entirety of this walk swearing at anything that breathed near them. Meanwhile, everyone else was just trying to remain calm and not swear back at Tom.

Eventually,they saw Eduardo. This really annoyed Tom so he began swearing at them.

"PISS OFF TWATS!",he began shouting : Matt eventually just pulled him away and told him to stop embarrassing them so much.

As they went home,they saw a goose.

Tord shouted, "WAGWAN TWATS!"

Then the goose came towards them and came specifically towards Edd.

"ARGGHH!"

Edd screamed as he attempted to get away from this hissing monster but the monster got upon him. It grabbed Edd's thigh and pushed him over. He yelled as he hated the sense of the goose.

Oh God!

Why was he crying?

He hated the tears on his face. They were gross and icky.

Then,the screaming began.

Someone tried to hug him.

Get it off.

Get it off.

He shoves it off,still screaming.

He hears the muffles of two people.

"Quickly,get him out of here.",someone whispered.

He is grabbed and taken out of the field by someone else. It feels like Matt but he doesn't assume. He is sent to a unfamilar place. It looked like home. But at the same time,it does not.

He hears the alarm go off and someone yell "Tord. What did we say about burning the damn brownies."

Oh.

It was home.

"Hey Edd."

"Matt?",he slurred.

"Hey. You okay",Tom asked. "A goose attack you. Tord said 'Wagwan' to it."

"You didn't like it",Matt replied.

Tord came to apologise and everything just came with a blur.