Work Text:
The sun was already setting. The perfect time to strike the prince.
Earlier that Day, Punz was watching in the crowd as the queens announce Prince Karl's marriage to Quackity and Sapnap. Sapnap, a knight to Greater SMP, has always been engaged to Karl. Though Quackity, the prince of Las Nevadas, was now engaged to Karl. The marriage is in only a few days.
After the announcement, Punz's boss, Dream, ordered him to kill Karl with the promise of millions. Dream is head guard to Greater SMP. Punz assumed he was ordered so Dream won't lose Sapnap. Though none of that should be his concern anyways. He took the deal only for the money. He didn't care about killing a prince. The people might be devastated but they'd replace Karl anyways.
Onto current time, Punz stood on Karl's balcony. Waiting for Karl to be alone. He then enters the room quietly. The fiancés asleep on the bed. He enters the room Karl was in. He aims the sword at him only to find Karl naked and getting into a bath. Karl looks at Punz with wide eyes. He was about to scream when Punz covered his mouth. "Quiet!" Punz whisper yells as he puts the sword up against his throat. Karl nods his head as he was shaking. "I have been hired to kill you Karl.. So don't make this difficult for me" Punz stares at the door as he gently releases Karl. Karl turns to face Punz.
"Then why not just kill me right now?" Karl furrows his brows as he moves closer to Punz. Punz blushes as he looks away. "You're naked.." Karl giggles as he shook his head. "I thought mercenaries just kill. Naked or not?" Punz scoffs as he looks back at him. Karl starts to undress Punz. "Come join me! We can have a chat" Punz didn't stop Karl. He didn't stay still when Karl took him into the water. Karl relaxes as he leans his back into Punz's chest. Punz just froze up there. Looking down.
"So how much are you being paid?" Karl hums as he looks up at Punz. Punz sighs looks at him. "Millions your majesty" Karl giggles as he holds Punz's face in his hands. "Could I pay for you to spare my life?" Punz laughs as he looks at him. "I'm sorry Prince. You can't possibly pay more. Your money is for your kingdom" Karl turns around as he sits on Punz's lap. "I never said I'll pay you with money.." Punz was silent as he stares at Karl. "This would be considered adultery Karl. You're engaged" Karl sighs as he looks towards the door. "I know they don't love me.. If I died they wouldn't care. They want my throne"
"How about this Prince" Punz places his hands on Karl's hips. "I'll kill your fiancés if you promise I get to marry you" Karl tilts his head. "Why would you want to marry me?" Punz wants the throne but he can't tell Karl that. So he says, "You have a god awful good looking body... If we're married, we'd get to do the devils tango everyday" Karl's eyes dilate at that as he immediately nods his head. "Deal.." Punz grins. "Come along.." The two get out of the bath. They head to the bedroom with Punz never taking his hand off of Karl's hip.
Sapnap woke up first as he smiles. "Karl.. Wait-" He stares at the two. "What's going on?" Quackity woke up at that. Karl lays his head on Punz's shoulder. "I found myself a new fiancé" Sapnap's heart drops as he gets up. "Punz?" Punz grins as he takes out a bow. "Hello~" He then starts shooting. Killing Quackity first. Sapnap took a while to kill since he was a knight. Karl was soon pinned onto the bed. Punz towering above him as the corpses of his former lovers were next to them. "God I want to see you covered in blood.."
Karl was a bit scared about what that entails. Though he doesn't care at this point. "Ruin me" Punz smirks at that as he pushes into Karl. Taking out his knife. "Gladly~" Karl screams as he grabs onto Punz. Guards knock on Karl's door. "Your majesty? Are you okay?" Karl breathes in deeply as Punz was thrusting in him. "I-Im really bUsY~" He moans out as Punz starts to mark him with the knife. The guards immediately leave knowing Karl was just having sex.
Karl was marked with the words mine on his chest and the future king's bitch. Punz smiles as he watches the blood drop down Karl's body. The corpses were getting them both bloody as Punz started to thrust. "So tight~" He coos as he closes his eyes. "I can't wait to destroy you~" Karl pulls Punz down as his face was red. "Then do it already~" Punz was now pounding into Karl. Karl moans as he throws his head back. Punz kisses his neck and places the knife there. Karl keeps a strong grip on Punz. He whines as he was going to regret Punz going in raw. "You like that your majesty?" Punz whispers into his ear. Karl nods his head as he moves his hips to match Punz.
"Your words" Punz slows down earning a whine from Karl. "I-I love it!" Karl manages to say before Punz goes back to being brutal. He wraps his arms around Punz's neck and pulls him in for a kiss. Punz kisses back as he grins. He bites Karl's bottom lip loving the taste of the blood. Karl throws his head back happily. His bottom lip being held hostage. He soon enough flips them as he starts to ride Punz. Punz was a bit shocked though he let's it happen anyways. He would guide Karl through it all. "God.. If only your fiancés could see you now~" Karl blushes a bit embarrassed. He slams himself down on Punz earning a groan. Punz licks his lips getting ready to flip them again.
Though Karl whines loudly as he came on the both of them. Punz chuckles flipping them anyways. He slams into Karl who was already overestimated. "P-Punz!~" He moans loudly as he was getting destroyed. Punz groans as he finally came. Pushing deep into Karl.
After an hour, Punz had cleaned up everything. Getting rid of Karl's dead fiancés bodies. He even cleaned up Karl as well. In bed, Karl cuddles up to him happily. Punz sighs as he looks at the prince below him. Dream is going to be pissed. Though it was worth it. Maybe he'll grow to love Karl. In the meantime, he'll just get married to him.
It was difficult the past few days. Lying to Karl's mothers. Saying the princes ran away. Karl was very good at lying. Then the other kingdoms claiming a disappearance on the lost knight and prince. Kinoko claiming they haven't seen them either. No war happened but Dream did pay a visit. Upset about Sapnap and how Karl was alive. Punz had to get him to leave. Dream did.
A month later, Punz and Karl got married. Karl was very happy about this. Punz found himself being happy too. And it wasn't because he'll have the throne. They had their honeymoon right after. Being that sexy times was way more bloody than the first.
And...
They lived happily ever after...