Archive of Our Own ^beta

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Malcolm ✨: So, we’re starting over after the big mess that Macbeth caused ^^

MacBingus: I SAID I WAS SORRY JEEZ

Malcolm ✨: And so my mission statement as new server admin is… that we have fun!! Does that sound like a plan? <:)

duff is too tired for this: okok fine, just not at 1am. i need sleep smh

Malcolm ✨: Oh no! Are you okay, Duff? D:

duff is too tired for this: mmmmyeah

duff is too tired for this: gnight

Malcolm ✨: Night!! <3

Elle Supremacy: Morning, nerds.

banq: elle do you have to type like that???

Elle Supremacy: I enjoy striking fear into my enemies, Banquo. Is that too much to ask?

MacBingus: Dude you like striking fear into everyone

Elle Supremacy: Yeah I know. <3

Elle Supremacy: Oh shit, I have to go. You know, work and all. See ya!

banq: she has a job?????

MacBingus: Yes obviously

MacBingus: How else do you think we bought that ikea coffee table???

banq: I just assumed you found it at a garage sale or smth

MacBingus: Something of that good quality? Absolutely not lmao

lenny: mac is this going to turn into you rambling about your fucking. coffee table.

MacBingus: Lennox my guy you don’t understand how perfect my coffee table is

MacBingus: It’s square, and smooth, and wonderful in every way

MacBingus: It’s my one true love <3

banq: bitch what am I, a roach?

MacBingus: Other than Banquo, of course haha ^^”

banq: awww! oh and! Fleance wanted to say hi!

MacBingus: Hi Fleance honey, ily <3 /p

lenny: fleance our beloved :)

duff is too tired for this: god i’m.

duff is too tired for this: why must bastille’s music be this good????

duff is too tired for this: (also hi fleance)

lenny: macduff ily /p but please don’t subject us to the ramblings™ today

lenny: i physically won’t be able to take it

duff: len i have never rambled about bastille my beloved ever on here i don’t know what you’re talking about

Malcolm ✨: OwO?

MacBingus: Macduff tea??? Elaborate???

lenny: sometimes duff goes into my dms and talks about his interests

lenny: one time he subjected me to 1 and a half hours of simping for some guy called dan and his voice

duff is too tired for this: that never happened smh smh

MacBingus: Simp???? You simp for people????

duff is too tired for this: stfu every member of that band is godly <3

Malcolm ✨: I’ll take your word for it! :]

banq: nono their music is kinda not half bad. I didn’t expect Duff to like this kinda stuff though-

duff is too tired for this: see? banquo actually has taste

banq: thank you!!!

Bob Ross: Guys what the fuck is a Bastille

lenny: ross no-

duff is too tired for this: oh boy do i have something to tell you!

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banq: ok question: why do Tumblr sexymen

lenny: you what

lenny: i can’t believe you’ve joined the dark side

duff is too tired for this: len they’re called sexymen for a reason

Elle Supremacy: A question from me: Banquo, do you have a favourite?

banq: idfk like,,, they’re all cool

lenny: they all look identical you can’t expect him to choose one

banq: prolly sans

MacBingus: sANS??? LIKE SANS FROM MEGALOVANIA????

Malcolm ✨: I thought he was from Smash Bros?

duff is too tired for this: ah yes my favourite fictional character, sans from super smash brothers ultimate

duff is too tired for this: everyone knows he’s from deltarune

Poggers!!: I thought he was from Homestuck though

MacBingus: Duncan have you ever actually read Homestuck before

Poggers!!: No :)

MacBingus: I thought you’d like something like that, considering how chaotic it is

Elle Supremacy: Actually, all of you are wrong. Sans Undertale is from Undertale. That’s why he’s called such.

banq: right yes but i have a new question: do y’all think Spamton Deltarune counts as a Tumblr sexyman???

lenny: considering the fandom, yes

duff is too tired for this: i love the deltarune fandom

duff is too tired for this: like,,, look at it

duff is too tired for this: you have the part that created sexyman spamton

duff is too tired for this: and then there’s krerdly

Malcolm ✨: Krerdly my beloved :3

MacBingus: Honestly anything Toby Fox is involved in happens to be legendary

Elle Supremacy: Finally, we agree on something for once.

banq: agreed <3

lenny: truth ^^^