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whiff turner: do you think lightning mcqueen is hot

Summary:

you can never be a real fanfic writer without the chatfics amirite

Notes:

(See the end of the work for notes.)

Chapter 1: griffin turner: hello straightie 😟

Chapter Text

"gay people (+ lloyd)"

 

griffin turner: hi bitches

um

guys talk

 

shade: what else are you gonna do

lean on on leg with your hand on your hip holding a gucci purse

 

griffin turner: AND IF I AM

??

 

shade: i can see why you got bullied now

let me join in that shit

 

kai: guys sht the fuck up im try8ng to sleep

being a ninja is hard smh

 

griffin turner: kay why ess

enter

 

lloyd: Huh

Why am i here

 

griffin turner: hello straightie 😟

wair

 

griffin turner has changed their name to 'whiff turner'.

 

whiff turner: i need opinions

do you guys think lightning mcqueen is hot

honest opions

 

lloyd: What in the FSM

 

whiff turner: first of all watch your fucking language

second I NEED OPINIONS not judgemental bitches

 

kai: sisnr i tell you to stop tlaking

lloyd go back to slepe

 

whiff turner: slepe

 

kai: stfu

physically

by yours truly

 

whiff turner: ok sincerely me dear evan hansen

 

skylor: actually shut up

 

jay: PLEASEEE shut up I need sleep! And Love! And affection!

 

whiff turner: coper

 

jay: ITS COLD

okay

below 0 degrees celsius

im shitting myself

 

lloyd: We didn't need to know that

 

jay: okOKAU lloud shoudltn u be sleeping?

 

lloyd: Sleep is not a word where I come from

 

jay: enoughFGHHD

 

kai: okay and all-nighter is

 

lloyd: Shut it

You can't say anything when you've litterally grown an emotional attachment and familial relationship with me

 

jay: he grew older with tomorrows tea and hes now using the thesaurus

what a smart man he is

 

lloyd: Ha ha die

 

whiff turner: damn lloyd!

watch him grow into the kys phase

 

lloyd: This is targetted

I do not feel safe

 

cole: im about to knock all of you guys out if you dont start shutting up

 

whiff turner: hes gonna give us the melatonin gummies

 

jay: NO CUZ THOSE TASTE GOOD FR

 

shade: griffin

go back to bed

or im gonna tell neuro

 

whiff turner: im a brave man

i do not fear suJSBDJOAO JXMWO

AX

F

 

shade: told you

 

whiff turner: Hey guys, it's Neuro. Unfortunately, Griffin isn't going to be able to text for awhile. Goodnight everyone!!

 

jay: @Ninja Team DO YOU GUYS SEE THIZ??

 

whiff turner: Jay, you're going to be next if you don't stop texting.

 

jay: OK OK IM SORRY

 

whiff turner: Thank you.

 

lloyd: What the hell

 

kai: LLOYD

BAD TIMING

 

lloyd: Oh

Sorry

My bad

 

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Chapter 2: harumi: nah me and morro can text we're just built different

Summary:

um....hiiii.............

Notes:

nicknames

2nd beloved (griffin)
gox (tox)
meanie (cole)
1st beloved (neuro)
the loved (shade)

Chapter Text

'gay people (+ lloyd)'

 

lloyd: Snor mimimimi

 

kai: hi lloyd

 

lloyd: H

i

Im tired

Veyr tired

Snire mimimi

 

kai: did you pull an all-nighter

 

lloyd: no

 

Neuro: Me when I lie.

 

lloyd: Srop

Lookijgninto my mind

Intruder

Rude

 

Neuro: I didn't, I could tell you were lying.

No Ninja gets sleep.

Except maybe Zane.

 

lloyd: no Duh hes a n android

Ijjh

 

(this is where i change up the style a bit)

 

whiff turner: is he asleep yet

 

lloyd: no i dont thinks o

 

whiff turner: you dumbass i meant you yourself

 

lloyd: oh

Ok

good ngiht eys

or

morming

uj

bye

 

whiff turner: FINALLY

no children here

phew

 

lloyd: im stilk here bitch

Im telling my dad to personally attack you

Have fun asshole

 

whiff turner: HUUA

no way

No fucking way

 

kai: AGAIN.,,

attacked

again.

 

whiff turner: its always these gay mfs attacking me

goddamn like i kjow im sexy but still

one at a time

 

lloyd: ARE YOU CALLUNG YM DAD GAY

Im screenshotting this

 

whiff turner: HELPPP

 

lloyd: Youre digging your own grave pussy


whiff turner: lol

lawl

even

 

zane: Good morning, everyone.

Oh.

 

lloyd: zane poggers

 

jay: STOP

STOP RN

LLOYD

ik tellinG garmadon about this

and sensei

 

lloyd: NOOo

 

harumi: LOLL L L RIP BOZO L RIP LOL

 

lloyd: Wtf i tHought you were dead ????

 

harumi: nah me and morro can text we're just built different

 

shade: sure ok press x to doubt

 

harumi: boy i have not seen someone say that in DECADES

 

shade: dare i say. old

 

harumi: Wrent you older than me...bro..

 

jay: what is this dynamic

 

shade: ok i am

damn

 

lloyd: Uh

ok

 

tox: lol

el oh el

hmm

 

tox has changed their name to 'gox'.

harumi: LAME

L

 

gox: ACTUALLY SJUT THE FUCK UP
this why ur dead

dead as hell

 

harumi: okay and i can be so fucking cool as a ghodt

 

gox: ghodt

ghodt

ghodt

 

shade: ghodt

 

lloyd: ghodt

 

jay: ghodt

 

harumi: SOTP

@morro theyre harrassing me

my twin

my beloathed THEYRE BULLYING ME

 

morro: what

HUWA

continue

 

harumi: what......

i feel. betrayed. u traitor

u bastard..

 

morro: dramatic

 

shade: agreed

 

morro: lets make out

 

lloyd: Ok calm down im still here

 

shade: so

 

lloyd: Im a child

mentally atleast

 

jay: SO U ADMIT IT

HA HA

 

cole: i heard that laugh from next door WTF

joker sounding ass

'societu...'

 

jay: WAh

cole

tjats so rude

 

jay has changed cole's name to meanie.

 

meanie: UNRTUE

i got u bitches and u do this to me

 

jay: WHAT BITCHES

 

meanie: ....r u srs

 

jay: wait

OMYR

JELP

HELPEP

STOP TUIS

 

morro: the couple are fighting

 

Neuro: @shade I heard you were cheating on me.

 

shade deleted a message.

 

shade: when

 

Neuro: I can see you deleted a message, dumbass.

What message was that?

 

shade: idk

 

Neuro: Shade.

 

shade: neuro

the love of my life

my 1st out of 2 beloveds

my favorite

 

Neuro: I'm flattered, but that won't work fully on me.

Let me ask you this again, Shade.

What was the message you deleted?

 

shade: erm

 

whiff turner is online.

 

whiff turner: is this wrong timing ....

 

kai: it is u fucking dumbass

 

whiff turner: JEEZ calm down

calm ur horses

 

lloyd: is it ok if i add my dad

 

whiff turner: who

garmadon

why would u want to add him

 

lloyd: he asked

 

zane: Skylor's the admin of this groupchat, so you can ask her.

 

lloyd: thanks zane

@skylor hi

can i add my dad

 

[Admin] skylor: sure

ig

as long as he doesnt say shit that gets him banned

im fine w/ it

 

lloyd: okay

 

lloyd has added garmadon to the groupchat.

 

lloyd: say hi

and be nice plz

 

garmadon: Hello.

 

chamille: another formal typing style user. #disgusting

 

gox: CANCEL THIS MAN‼️‼️

 

shade has changed Neuro's name to 1st beloved.

 

shade has changed whiff turner's name to 2nd beloved.

 

shade has changed their name to the loved.

 

shade: this is better

 

morro: i thoguht we were mkaing out....a

not cheating..

am i just a sidechick to you

is that all i am TO YOU???..

 

harumi: WOAHHHH hold on

i go away for a few minutes and you guys are MAKING OUT????? god ZAMN

 

1st beloved: Thanks, Shade,,

 

harumi: he used the commas your honor HE USED THE COMMAS

 

morro: wtf.........

 

2nd beloved: Help WHY AM I THE 2ND BELOBED

WHY NOT TH 1ST....neuro..my rival

 

shade: sorry i dont make the rules

wait nvm i do nvmnvm

#lol

um my bad

SRRY GRIFFIN

ill repay you

 

2nd beloved: OH.....

how so

 

shade: nothing like that u dirty ass

okay MAYBE

um

 

paleman: WTF HUHHj.....

should i exit.. im taking my exit

 

shade: wait paleHEK

 

2nd beloved: wtf shade u arent cheating AGAIN. r u,...?

shade: AORP IM NOT IM NOT

 

paleman: its okay shade just tell us if you want to be in a v relationship

its okay

 

shade: idek if thats how it works

with 2 lovers who love each other + me

and then theres you

 

paleman: i dont know myself honestly LOL

 

lloyd: Im awake

i took a small nap

 

harumi: YAS get those hybrid parts stretches ans ready for da day

 

2nd beloved: UR A HYBRI???.D

 

lloyd: .YEAH

 

1st beloved: That kinda explains everything.

 

lloyd: like what

 

1st beloved: Like how you disappear randomly when you hang out at the Elemental Masters party and such.

 

lloyd: oh ya

that

uhh yeah i gotta take care of my coolass sickass wings yk

and my. um. horns

2 pairs actially

Its crazy

 

2nd beloved: YOU BETTER SHOW US TMRW

at the next e.m party

/nf

 

lloyd: OKOKA..TY.....Maybe just to a few people.....,

 

2nd beloved: DEAL

im so excited

yippee

 

lloyd: ITS NOT GUARANTEED

jsur so u know

Cuz. im still not used to meeting all of u

 

2nd beloved: YEAHYEAH i udnerstand lolz

 

harumi: mischievous laughter

 

the loved: ahut up

ajd die x2

plz

 

harumi: oh U WANNA THROW FISTS

huh

u rlly want to

 

the loved: okay. e.m party tmrw

 

harumi: im not an elemental aster tho LMFAO

 

the loved: doesnt matter u can still invite friends

 

harumi: OH im ur friend now? enemies to friends

 

the loved: I SUPPOSE.

 

harumi: i accept the deal

see ya

 

the loved: u too

 

lloyd: Um

Ok

Notes:

SOO!!! what do u guys think? want me to continue this? i have some cool ideas in store :)