Chapter 1: griffin turner: hello straightie 😟
Chapter Text
"gay people (+ lloyd)"
griffin turner: hi bitches
um
guys talk
shade: what else are you gonna do
lean on on leg with your hand on your hip holding a gucci purse
griffin turner: AND IF I AM
??
shade: i can see why you got bullied now
let me join in that shit
kai: guys sht the fuck up im try8ng to sleep
being a ninja is hard smh
griffin turner: kay why ess
enter
lloyd: Huh
Why am i here
griffin turner: hello straightie 😟
wair
griffin turner has changed their name to 'whiff turner'.
whiff turner: i need opinions
do you guys think lightning mcqueen is hot
honest opions
lloyd: What in the FSM
whiff turner: first of all watch your fucking language
second I NEED OPINIONS not judgemental bitches
kai: sisnr i tell you to stop tlaking
lloyd go back to slepe
whiff turner: slepe
kai: stfu
physically
by yours truly
whiff turner: ok sincerely me dear evan hansen
skylor: actually shut up
jay: PLEASEEE shut up I need sleep! And Love! And affection!
whiff turner: coper
jay: ITS COLD
okay
below 0 degrees celsius
im shitting myself
lloyd: We didn't need to know that
jay: okOKAU lloud shoudltn u be sleeping?
lloyd: Sleep is not a word where I come from
jay: enoughFGHHD
kai: okay and all-nighter is
lloyd: Shut it
You can't say anything when you've litterally grown an emotional attachment and familial relationship with me
jay: he grew older with tomorrows tea and hes now using the thesaurus
what a smart man he is
lloyd: Ha ha die
whiff turner: damn lloyd!
watch him grow into the kys phase
lloyd: This is targetted
I do not feel safe
cole: im about to knock all of you guys out if you dont start shutting up
whiff turner: hes gonna give us the melatonin gummies
jay: NO CUZ THOSE TASTE GOOD FR
shade: griffin
go back to bed
or im gonna tell neuro
whiff turner: im a brave man
i do not fear suJSBDJOAO JXMWO
AX
F
shade: told you
whiff turner: Hey guys, it's Neuro. Unfortunately, Griffin isn't going to be able to text for awhile. Goodnight everyone!!
jay: @Ninja Team DO YOU GUYS SEE THIZ??
whiff turner: Jay, you're going to be next if you don't stop texting.
jay: OK OK IM SORRY
whiff turner: Thank you.
lloyd: What the hell
kai: LLOYD
BAD TIMING
lloyd: Oh
Sorry
My bad
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Chapter 2: harumi: nah me and morro can text we're just built different
Summary:
um....hiiii.............
Notes:
nicknames
2nd beloved (griffin)
gox (tox)
meanie (cole)
1st beloved (neuro)
the loved (shade)
Chapter Text
'gay people (+ lloyd)'
lloyd: Snor mimimimi
kai: hi lloyd
lloyd: H
i
Im tired
Veyr tired
Snire mimimi
kai: did you pull an all-nighter
lloyd: no
Neuro: Me when I lie.
lloyd: Srop
Lookijgninto my mind
Intruder
Rude
Neuro: I didn't, I could tell you were lying.
No Ninja gets sleep.
Except maybe Zane.
lloyd: no Duh hes a n android
Ijjh
(this is where i change up the style a bit)
whiff turner: is he asleep yet
lloyd: no i dont thinks o
whiff turner: you dumbass i meant you yourself
lloyd: oh
Ok
good ngiht eys
or
morming
uj
bye
whiff turner: FINALLY
no children here
phew
lloyd: im stilk here bitch
Im telling my dad to personally attack you
Have fun asshole
whiff turner: HUUA
no way
No fucking way
kai: AGAIN.,,
attacked
again.
whiff turner: its always these gay mfs attacking me
goddamn like i kjow im sexy but still
one at a time
lloyd: ARE YOU CALLUNG YM DAD GAY
Im screenshotting this
whiff turner: HELPPP
lloyd: Youre digging your own grave pussy
whiff turner: lol
lawl
even
zane: Good morning, everyone.
Oh.
lloyd: zane poggers
jay: STOP
STOP RN
LLOYD
ik tellinG garmadon about this
and sensei
lloyd: NOOo
harumi: LOLL L L RIP BOZO L RIP LOL
lloyd: Wtf i tHought you were dead ????
harumi: nah me and morro can text we're just built different
shade: sure ok press x to doubt
harumi: boy i have not seen someone say that in DECADES
shade: dare i say. old
harumi: Wrent you older than me...bro..
jay: what is this dynamic
shade: ok i am
damn
lloyd: Uh
ok
tox: lol
el oh el
hmm
tox has changed their name to 'gox'.
harumi: LAME
L
gox: ACTUALLY SJUT THE FUCK UP
this why ur dead
dead as hell
harumi: okay and i can be so fucking cool as a ghodt
gox: ghodt
ghodt
ghodt
shade: ghodt
lloyd: ghodt
jay: ghodt
harumi: SOTP
@morro theyre harrassing me
my twin
my beloathed THEYRE BULLYING ME
morro: what
HUWA
continue
harumi: what......
i feel. betrayed. u traitor
u bastard..
morro: dramatic
shade: agreed
morro: lets make out
lloyd: Ok calm down im still here
shade: so
lloyd: Im a child
mentally atleast
jay: SO U ADMIT IT
HA HA
cole: i heard that laugh from next door WTF
joker sounding ass
'societu...'
jay: WAh
cole
tjats so rude
jay has changed cole's name to meanie.
meanie: UNRTUE
i got u bitches and u do this to me
jay: WHAT BITCHES
meanie: ....r u srs
jay: wait
OMYR
JELP
HELPEP
STOP TUIS
morro: the couple are fighting
Neuro: @shade I heard you were cheating on me.
shade deleted a message.
shade: when
Neuro: I can see you deleted a message, dumbass.
What message was that?
shade: idk
Neuro: Shade.
shade: neuro
the love of my life
my 1st out of 2 beloveds
my favorite
Neuro: I'm flattered, but that won't work fully on me.
Let me ask you this again, Shade.
What was the message you deleted?
shade: erm
whiff turner is online.
whiff turner: is this wrong timing ....
kai: it is u fucking dumbass
whiff turner: JEEZ calm down
calm ur horses
lloyd: is it ok if i add my dad
whiff turner: who
garmadon
why would u want to add him
lloyd: he asked
zane: Skylor's the admin of this groupchat, so you can ask her.
lloyd: thanks zane
@skylor hi
can i add my dad
[Admin] skylor: sure
ig
as long as he doesnt say shit that gets him banned
im fine w/ it
lloyd: okay
lloyd has added garmadon to the groupchat.
lloyd: say hi
and be nice plz
garmadon: Hello.
chamille: another formal typing style user. #disgusting
gox: CANCEL THIS MAN‼️‼️
shade has changed Neuro's name to 1st beloved.
shade has changed whiff turner's name to 2nd beloved.
shade has changed their name to the loved.
shade: this is better
morro: i thoguht we were mkaing out....a
not cheating..
am i just a sidechick to you
is that all i am TO YOU???..
harumi: WOAHHHH hold on
i go away for a few minutes and you guys are MAKING OUT????? god ZAMN
1st beloved: Thanks, Shade,,
harumi: he used the commas your honor HE USED THE COMMAS
morro: wtf.........
2nd beloved: Help WHY AM I THE 2ND BELOBED
WHY NOT TH 1ST....neuro..my rival
shade: sorry i dont make the rules
wait nvm i do nvmnvm
#lol
um my bad
SRRY GRIFFIN
ill repay you
2nd beloved: OH.....
how so
shade: nothing like that u dirty ass
okay MAYBE
um
paleman: WTF HUHHj.....
should i exit.. im taking my exit
shade: wait paleHEK
2nd beloved: wtf shade u arent cheating AGAIN. r u,...?
shade: AORP IM NOT IM NOT
paleman: its okay shade just tell us if you want to be in a v relationship
its okay
shade: idek if thats how it works
with 2 lovers who love each other + me
and then theres you
paleman: i dont know myself honestly LOL
lloyd: Im awake
i took a small nap
harumi: YAS get those hybrid parts stretches ans ready for da day
2nd beloved: UR A HYBRI???.D
lloyd: .YEAH
1st beloved: That kinda explains everything.
lloyd: like what
1st beloved: Like how you disappear randomly when you hang out at the Elemental Masters party and such.
lloyd: oh ya
that
uhh yeah i gotta take care of my coolass sickass wings yk
and my. um. horns
2 pairs actially
Its crazy
2nd beloved: YOU BETTER SHOW US TMRW
at the next e.m party
/nf
lloyd: OKOKA..TY.....Maybe just to a few people.....,
2nd beloved: DEAL
im so excited
yippee
lloyd: ITS NOT GUARANTEED
jsur so u know
Cuz. im still not used to meeting all of u
2nd beloved: YEAHYEAH i udnerstand lolz
harumi: mischievous laughter
the loved: ahut up
ajd die x2
plz
harumi: oh U WANNA THROW FISTS
huh
u rlly want to
the loved: okay. e.m party tmrw
harumi: im not an elemental aster tho LMFAO
the loved: doesnt matter u can still invite friends
harumi: OH im ur friend now? enemies to friends
the loved: I SUPPOSE.
harumi: i accept the deal
see ya
the loved: u too
lloyd: Um
Ok