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The Brawlers quickly got into battle positions. This was the preliminary finals, with the Mario-Bros Team against the Psi-Boys Team.

Mario instantly jumped towards Lucas and started to twirl his arms tornado punch-wise executing his SUPER JUMP PUNCH. Lucas attacked head on but wished he hadn't the minute he was pummeled with Mario's fist.

Luigi took his eyes off of the two brawlers to one of the youngest contestants : Ness; the psychic wonder, was staring at him ready to brace himself. Luigi did the same awaiting the said boy to attack first. Upon seeing this, Ness slowly pointed his bat in a taunting move.

Taking the bait Luigi unleashed a  green fireball, Ness quickly shot into action letting go a blue wave of aura that absorbed his attack completely. Luigi had forgotten the psychic wonder could absorb special moves and powers, with a jump Luigi sent a kick at Ness who quickly rebounded the Italian with his yo-yo swing.

Luigi grumbled and went on the offensive again and swung on him with an uppercut, and then striking him with a smash punch hurling the psi teen into the air but Luigi didn't let it end there, he jumped in the air to continue his aerial assault ending it in a kick that smashed Ness into the ground.

Ness, notably angered closed his eyes and chanted

"PK Fire!"

Issuing a ray of fire towards Luigi which exploded into an flurry of flames around Luigi who cringed from the heat and force of the mini inferno. While Luigi fought the ignition, Ness swiftly stationed beside him and charged his smash baseball bat attack which sent the green Mario brother hurling into the air.

Meanwhile Mario and Lucas struggled like ravishing dogs trying to break the Smash Ball while it absorbed their desperate hits and floated aimlessly towards the airborne Luigi.

Ness bowed his head and cheered

"Okay!"

Luigi's eyebrow twitched at the little taunt, blinded by rage he smashed his fist towards Ness and gasped as he saw a glowing ball get in his way instead taking the hit and exploding filling his body with supreme power.

Pit and Ness fast as lightning rushed towards Luigi mindset on smashing the Smash Ball's energy out of the plumber.

Their eyes grew with shock and they both did an about-face in efforts to escape at first glance what appeared to be a green cloud spreading from Luigi as he danced, the poor Psi-boy's could not escape his NEGATIVE ZONE and were instantly caught in it.

Lucas, who had instantly drifted off into a deep sleep was sent hurtling off stage and out of bounds and into a much deeper sleep thanks to a surefire flaming punch from Luigi.

Much to Luigi's delight, Ness was animated by his uncontrollable urge to taunt. He was instantly sent barrowing out of bounds by another flaming punch from Luigi

FINISH!

The crowd cheered as the announcer…announced the Mario brothers as the victors. Luigi and Mario did their respective victory poses, while Lucas and Ness clapped in the sidelines.

Suddenly, the lights grew dim whilst dramatic music sounded and the crowd grew silent…

A NEW CHALLENGER APPROACHES!

Luigi was whisked off into the battlefield and beheld a seemingly human boy who was a head shorter than him, brown-skinned and had a tail. He wore his blue hair into stylish braids and had on puffy black shorts with no shirt on. Around his belly button was a green sun tattoo. He wore a crown-tiara along with a purple gem and he had green eyes, on his shoulders rested armor guards. Small aura wings that glowed neon lime green, phased through an olive green cape. 

Luigi wasn't so sure about his fashion sense but it somehow worked.

The boy wore a cocky grin but Luigi had to admit, he was very cute. He gave the cute boy a smile and ushered him to give the first strike.

The mysterious brawler took the offer and started towards Luigi, who was almost spellbound and allowed him to continue his assault... he was quickly knocked to his senses by the cute boy's not-so-cute punch knocking the green plumber backwards off his feet.

Luigi stood back up and threw a green fireball at the boy which did chip damage but Luigi had used it as a diversion to get close and send a smash punch towards the boy.

If the newbie wasn't going to play nice neither was he, this was after all a brawl, but Luigi decided to still go easy on him allowing the boy to recover from the blow and get up.

The challenger's body glowed and sent off a short burst of neon light at Luigi, knocking him backwards off his feet once again. Luigi saw a STARWAND manifest and swiftly raced towards it and grabbed the rod of power.

Welding the STARWAND he hurled shooting stars at the challenger knocking him backwards with each concussive hit.

Soon the Challenger was on the edge and with one throw of the STARWAND itself he was sent tumbling out of bounds.

FINISH!

Everybody hovered over the new brawler..

"So what's your name sweetie?" gently asked Peach

"Oh, well my name is Riyoro" replied Riyoro

"Nice to meet you, here I'll show you around…"

After Peach introduced him to some of the other brawlers Riyoro stood oddly in a group not really sure what to say.

Riyoro tried to hide the uneasiness in his face and simply nodded trying act like he knew what the group were conversing about.

Looking to his side he saw the green wearing brawler he had challenged earlier that day.

Riyoro's face warmed up, Luigi was much sexier in person and the sight of his muscled body almost knocked him off his feet.

"Sup? Want me to give you the tour, and you know, show you the around?" said Luigi

Riyoro was more than happy to accept, for one he could get away from the certain awkwardness and have a chance to be alone with the hotrod plumber.

"Annnd these are the dorm rooms, where everyone stays in, this one is mine." Luigi pointed to dorm room number 17

"Oh!" perked Riyoro, "Mines is right there" happily pointing to room 21

"I guess I'm only 4 rooms away"

"So you are..." grinned Luigi "Hey, you wanna chill in my dorm?"

Riyoro's self consciousness' fainted

"Uhh, hello? Riyoro?" said Luigi waving a hand in front of Riyoro's face

Riyoro brain quickly reawakened from it's mock slumber

"OH! Uhm …sure" Riyoro chirped.

Luigi took out his pair of keys, unlocked his door and ushered Riyoro in, who nervously enter praying not to let his emotions get the better of him.

Most of Luigi's room was green and black except his bed which had blue pillows.

"So, yeah, what 'cha wanna do?" slyly asked Luigi allotting on his bed with Riyoro struggled to keep his composure

"Oh, um I don't know, what do you have in mind?"

Luigi grinned flashing a set perfect white teeth

"It all depends, we could make out?"

Riyoro nearly died

"Huh!?"

"It’s cool" said Luigi getting back up and walking slyly towards Riyoro.

Riyoro nervously backed up as Luigi advanced forward.

Riyoro gulped as he was backed up against the wall...

"I-I" Riyoro stammered

Luigi closed the distance between them and pinned Riyoro against the wall placing his hands on both sides of Riyoro's nervous face.

"Because Riyoro..."

Riyoro noticed his predicament and his face heated up, Luigi continued

"Because I need you right now"

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Riyoro gulped

"W-what do you mean?"

Luigi chuckled" You have to be the cutest arrival to show up in a long time and I'm going to let you escape?"

Riyoro's cheeks heated up as his love muscle jolted

"Luigi, I hardly even know you!?"

Luigi dismissed the statement closing the space between them before whispering

"You can learn a lot about me tonight" he said before moving in to kiss Riyoro.

Riyoro yelped, ducked and escaped through the space underneath Luigi's arm.

"I think I've learned enough" Riyoro said before making a speedy exit outside of Luigi's dorm.

Riyoro hurriedly paced down the crimson carpet hallway and entered his dorm room before locking the door.

He rested his back on the door and sighed, That was a close one. His erect penis made it's disdain known by furiously speaking its disagreement with him leaving Luigi's dorm

"YOU might have liked to get raped but I have my dignity to uphold" He walked over to his bed and flopped down on it 

Wow, and I expected my first day to go peacefully.

Speaking of which, he was now officially apart of the Super Smash Tournament roster. Riyoro resisted the urge to squeal with delight. He had done it, he had actually become a brawler! He closed his eyes to let it all sink in….

KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK

Riyoro rubbed the crust out his eyes, he groggily got out of bed and reluctantly walked toward the door. He leaned in through the peek hole to see who dared awaken him from such a nice sleep.

He nearly crashed into the floor.

"Luigi..." groaned Riyoro silently as he opened the door

Riyoro gasped as Luigi bolted in and grabbed him

"GOOD MORNING BABE!" Riyoro grunted underneath Luigi's overwhelming body

"It was a good morning and I'm not your babe!" Riyoro broke free of the plumber and tried to recompose himself

"Now if you'll excuse me I need to shower!" Riyoro stated as he marched off to the shower, he almost died of shock as he saw Luigi following him in the bathroom

"LUIGI WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?"

Luigi sheepishly grinned, "What?? I just wanted to join you."

Riyoro couldn't believe the ridiculousness, did he really think he was going to let Luigi shower with him (no matter how much he wanted him too)

"Look!" said Riyoro pushing Luigi out of his bathroom "Just stay out here like a nice weirdo and wait" and with that he closed and securely locked his bathroom door, being sure to double-check that it was locked before he removed his clothes.

Luigi patiently waited on Riyoro's bed, it would just be a matter of time before he made him "shower" on the same bed.

***

Luigi led Riyoro to the main hall where many of the Brawlers sat eating their breakfast. Riyoro gasped as he beheld the huge golden chandelier in the center of the ceiling. The Brawlers happily eating and chattering under it sat at individual groups of tables. On the side was a long table with many assortments of breakfast foods and fruits. Riyoro followed Luigi over to the breakfast table and loaded his plate with all the delicious looking food.

Luigi grinned at Riyoro

"You have a little appetite on you, huh?"

Riyoro undeterred continued to stock his plate

"I now see why you have such a bubble butt" Luigi stated before love tapping his rear.

Riyoro's felt his cheeks heating up as he tried to keep his food from falling out his hands

"Luigi stop it before you make me drop my food!" Riyoro said walking a little ahead of the green and blue plumber.

When they were both done fixing their plates Luigi led Riyoro to his table.

Riyoro saw another plumber who closely favored Luigi but instead of green he wore red and had a proud mustache', his hair color was also brown instead of black like Luigi's.

"This is my brother Mario" Luigi stated pointing to Mario.

Mario held out his hand to greet Riyoro

"Salve!" he said, Riyoro arched an eyebrow in-between shaking his hand

"Who?" inquired Riyoro.

Mario laughed

"It means hello in Italian"

Riyoro smiled nervously

"Oh, umm Salve to you too"

Mario nodded his head and grinned

"Moving on" said Luigi, "This is Banjo, Kazooie, and Lucas" Riyoro greeted each one and sat down beside Luigi

Lucas, a teenager with long blond bangs inquired..

"So what's your name and where are you from?"

Riyoro had already had fistfuls of food in his mouth, but at the question he hastily chewed and swallowed.

"Oh, mmph, well my name is Riyoro, and I'm from the land of Gaia, I- " He was cut off as he felt someone lightly tap his shoulder

"Your in my seat bud"

Riyoro turned around and his face flared up to the max.. behind him was an extremely attractive male, with spiky blue hair separated at the hairline by a green bandanna. He wore a red cape and donned a shiny long-sword.

"O-oh I'm sorry"

"Don't worry about it, just scoot over will ya" He said placing his plate between Riyoro and Luigi.

Riyoro quietly obeyed trying to hide infatuation.

Who is he?

"By the way, I'm Ike"

Riyoro recovered and beamed

"My name is Riyoro, pleasure to meet you!" he said cheerfully trying to sound confident.

Ike grinned

"Well much better seeing such a new face around here, you are the new Brawler, correct?" He asked sternly

Riyoro cheesed

"You got it!"

Ike continue to stare at Riyoro, with a discreet intensity,

Riyoro almost freaked out, but couldn't do anything but stay frozen in place to the Ike stare down.

"I'm noticing that your teeth fit together like puzzle pieces, you have a very beautiful smile"

Riyoro's face heated up as he tried to hide the shock, this hunk just totally commented him.

"O-oh, yeah, a lot of people instantly assume I-I've had braces but they are completely natural"

"Au Natural" stated Ike fascinated

Riyoro flustered

Luigi, fumed

"Ok, now that you guys are acquainted and we are done eating breakfast how about we go outside" and with that he got up, disposed of his trash and left

Riyoro watched him storm off somewhat confused.

"Don't worry about him" Mario politely stated, "He's just mad at the fact that he's not your only corteggiatore"

Riyoro nervously chuckled,

now it really felt awkward.

Luigi waited patiently by a tree and nearly fell out of it when he saw Riyoro walk outside with Ike's arm wrapped around his shoulder with the rest of the group closely behind.

He wanted to uproot the said tree and hurl it at the sly Mercenary for trying to come in on his territory.

He stomped over to them and threw Ike's hand off and eased Riyoro to the left of him and gave Ike an evil glare that could have wilted flowers which was returned with a 'what did I do?' look from Ike.

***

The group talked and laughed about things with the exception of Luigi who was unusually quiet. Then everyone ceased talking as a fanfare sounded

Pit

Ike

Snake

Yoshi!

Riyoro watched as a winged boy, Ike, an ninja like man in tights, and a small dragon walk toward the Brawling Arena, summoned to begin the first fight.

"Wish me luck"  Ike called out to Riyoro with a wink, which added to Luigi's annoyance

"So tell me," He fumed "You let Ike put his whole hand around you, but I can't even look at you wrong."

Riyoro tried not to laugh at the pouting plumber who he might add was very cute while doing so

"Because Ike is friendly and you are just behaving like a forward fuckboy!"

"You call that friendly? " Luigi dismissed the fuckboy statement, "Yeah friendly enough to try and get in your pants"

Riyoro gave him a hypocritical look

"Like you aren't trying to do the same!"

Luigi snorted

"Well at least I'm open with it instead of playing coy" Riyoro gave him an incredulous look and wondered if the plumber actually thought it was ok just because he didn't hide his lustful nature.

After all I'm doing everything I can to hide mine

Riyoro looked back to the stage and saw a glowing Angel summon a dozen or more centurions to wreck havoc and attack Yoshi, Ike, and Snake.

Pretty soon the said angel was announced the winner and valiantly did his battle pose before they all descended.

The angel was also pretty handsome

So many prospects here though

Riyoro wondered was he going to be able to contain himself.

He side-glanced at Luigi and thought it was going to be a complete miracle if he'd escape this whole tournament with his virginity.

He smiled to himself, he had a feeling he was going to LOVE his new life anyway.

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BOOM!

Riyoro was assaulted by a mysterious ray of red.

Startled, he lay sprawled on the floor.

Twinkling stars swirling around his head with confusion.

Riyoro's POV:

I look over at the other person on the floor: Sora, also spread-eagled on the ground.

Decorating the luminous tile dining floor, splattered food from my plate lay in various locations.

Any hope I had of devouring it was eaten up.

The felled, empty plate gagged at it all on the floor as I gagged with it , realizing that this Sora literally crashed into my scene.

"Sorry!" Sora said getting up hastily. He bashfully helped me back up with a hand. The crash did nothing to remove the apparent cheer this boy with cinnamon star shaped hair beamed with.

I, however, couldn't relate… after accepting the hand I regained my composure, time to find out what is the squeeze with him and Luigi….

"Sora is it? - -"

I was cut off suddenly as an Angel flew over.

What now?

It was clearly Pit, the Smasher from before but I felt a shudder, it was my body bewildering with sudden clairvoyance. He was not feeling friendly...

"Woooah guys, save the fighting for the ring" Pit said, making a point to side eye me.

"What!?" I blurted out uncontrollably

"Get off it!" The Angel dismissed, "I saw the whole thing, Sora running like a mad man but instead of moving out the way you rushed forward into him at the last second.."

I gagged for the second time feeling an anime sized sweat bubble manifesting on on the back of my head.

I side eyeingly read the room...

Smashers:

Luigi was reeling with this new information, and scratching his head. He didn't notice that Riyoro had a role in Sora's literal crashing in.

It all happened so fast but was it possible that the Prince antagonized the impact. Especially at what the topic was before the crash…

Is his Riyoro really so petty? Does this mean he got jealous of me talking to him

"It's the Jinx" Riyoro slyly confessed. Raising his hands in innocence

"You see, I tap into essence-energy to power my arcane magics, it gifts me power, clairvoyance, and adaptability; however, hi jinks ensue"

As Pit processed this convenient revelation, Riyoro nervously chuckled. Slinking off from the circle of Brawlers.

Riyoro POV:

Making my way to the apple that rolled on the floor, a blinding ray of light glossed over me, momentarily blinding my vision.

Marth sashayed over with my missing apple he apparently fetched.

"I believe this is yours?"

I beheld a bluenette and a red head swordsman walking beside him.

"Uh thanks" I said, sheepishly accepting the apple from the bluenette.

Though I welcomed the distraction, from almost getting clocked, I was edged by his  demeanor.

"Who are you?" I inquired

The bluenette smiled, the light reflecting briefly off his lip gloss in a malevolent way, nearly blinding me again with its menacing might.

"I am Marth…and this is Roy."

At hearing his name, Roy nodded as if were friends having light conversation, but something told me not to trust these two.

Marth continued "After your unfortunate loss you should probably eat this to regain your strength."

Marth was looking at me as if he expected me to eat the apple then and there.

"You likeee apples?" he dared.

My eyes darted from the apple back to the now kind of intense "Marth".

Roy scoffed "Is his majesty too snooty to eat a little food that barely hit the floor?"

"Now now Roy"

Marth said

"I guess it's a far cry from the food carried by servants on a silver platter? We maybe had to go through the trenches, but not every Prince gets to leave the comforts of his palace you know"

The two men snickered.

Starting to feel the eyes of Luigi, Pit, Sora, and Ike on my back I did not want to come off as a snooty prince, but I also wasn't at all excited about whatever ewwy eck the floor had placed on the apple. I'm very health conscious..

I decided to counter their passive aggressiveness with a little wit of my own

"Thank you! But actually my fath-- a King, is addressed as your Majesty. A prince is greeted as your highness.

But just because I'm royalty doesn't mean I don't know a "trench" when I see one"

At that hugged Marth with a wink casually slipping the apple onto his plate with the rest of the wasted food I had every intention of dumping into the Compost.

Marth blushed foully his cheeks turning blue at my unexpected embrace.

I had every intention to unnerve him but I shuddered again at indigo tint in Marth's blush. I sensed it was as if instead of shyness or shame, something truly menacing powered the odd shade on Marth's cheeks.

I began wondering how dark a heart someone could have to blush with such a sinister coldness...

My soul tells me that this man is shady as hell.

"Riyoro DARLING. I'm a taken man" Marth pushed me away.

I flustered slightly from the a little too strong push, but I retained my composure.

"I was just showing you Gaian hospitality" I said bowing, who says a prince cant be sarcastic?

"So who's the lucky guy anyway, him?" I nodded at the red head with a grin.

"Oh no I'm just his partner in crime." said Roy haughtily "Marth is actually referring to--"

"You're still using that accursed Altean lip gloss?" Ike joined the conversation saving me from trolling them further.

Marth appeared baffled at the accusation, He pouted cutely which seemed to entertain Ike.

Like a light switch, Marth was a whole different person around Ike

"But Ikeee I thought my lip gloss was Poppin"

Ike snickered "I was all but blinded by its flash of trouble"

I wondered was Ike and Marth some king of thing, and if that was the case..

What is with all the flirting he does with me? I'm sure he flirts, maybe that's all it is then?

Smashers:

Roy walks over to Pit smoothly

"Wassup baby? When we going to have another date"

Pit's face began emoting an indistinguishable expression, Luigi cheesed into the dialogue

"Sorry about that, Roy." Luigi said smugly "Was I taking way too long with Pit during our training sessions again?"

Roy eye began to twitch, apparently there was an unspoken rivalry between the two

"It gets really demanding you know, Pit is so thorough with his instructions"

This had the opposite of calming Roy, which apparently was Luigi's intention

"Stop teasing him, Luigi. You act like I haven't noticed you have been quite busy lately."

Riyoro and Sora sneezed

Pit continued "I was waiting at our spot two days in a row, no call no show. But here I find you... juggling guys" Pit rolled his eyes and put his hands on his hips. Wings flaring in and out.

"J-juggling guys? You remember how lost YOU were when you first got here.. I'm just helping the newbies get broken in "

"Yeah I bet you are...trying to break them in.." Pit said whilst turning a shade of scarlet. He wings, beating more indignantly in annoyance.

The two men began fussing like an old married couple.

Meanwhile pangs of jealousy hit Roy like a gong on a bell. His eyes narrowed into eerie slits and he began thinking of all the evil things he can do to get rid of the cock-blocking green Plumber.

ROY:

He went back to the first time Luigi had blocked his cock by asking Pit for flying lessons.

Pit at first, balanced his time with Roy and Luigi but soon they were gone half the days, allegedly covering difficult air acrobatics and rehearsals. All this flight nonsense that Roy couldn't be a part of.

It wasn't even fair.

He wondered how the hell Luigi and Mario even became SUPER Mario bros. They where glorified turd chasers, but the ones in Altea never wore tacky yellow capes and flew into the clouds with a much cooler man's Angel (his Angel).

He was sure Pit pitied Luigi for being the overshadowed Mario brother, it somehow reminded Pit of his own struggles.

The angel liked how Luigi always supported Mario and the Smash crew, even if sometimes he was to friendly to the point of flirting. Which is how Pit saw it...

As far as Roy was concerned; however, Luigi was just a playboy who manipulated Pit's pure heart into going on coquettish fly dates. And he wondered if that was ALL there were doing...

Roy selected to shoot his shot again.

"I just miss you so much baby, it's lonely with you gone all the time, I expected with Luigi being so ... busy it would free up time for us."

Smashers:

The red head's determination resonated with Pit. He secretly enjoyed the hothead's pouting.

He placed his fingers gently on Roy's cheeks with a smile. At this, Roy nuzzles the inside of his palm. Blood rushing from the redhead's heart, then his face, and eventually... into that area as well.

Roy casually had to adjust the swelling in his pants as his love muscle began to grow in size.

Pit who hadn't noticed, turns back to Luigi

"Our times together, it brings me back to training my flying battalion, but I don't enjoy wasting my afternoons waiting for you. Palutena knows, if you stand me up again your on your own?" he crossed his hands and bended his knee slightly

Luigi and Roy couldn't help but look at his lusciously ripped thighs. His tight black shorts the only thing concealing the possibilities to be had with the Angel.

"Besides..." Pit continued

"You dont think the noobs are broken in enough?"

He gestured at Riyoro's location with a glance.

Luigi fell over and died as he looked at Ike and Riyoro in Marth's corner.

***

Ike was toying with the Prince like a Tomcat playing with his food.

"C'mon your hiiiighness, eat it" Ike said teasingly. He dangled the apple playfully above Riyoro's head. Towering over the resisting but captivated Gaian's, shorter body.

"Please Ike, besides… I can just go get a fresh one" he said pushing the apple away from his face

"But why waste a perfectly good apple, you know, on the field you learn to appreciate some good eating" He said smugly wiping the apple with his cape as if it was an oversized scarlet napkin.

He proceeded to bite intimately into the granny smith, his lips curled around its green skin passionately.

Letting the juices fall from the apple down the sides of his face.

Riyoro blinking to a beat, overcome at this display of sexiness.

The bluenette wiped the sides of his face dreamingly.

Ike's enticing display raised the Gaian's heart rate rapidly.

Riyoro could feel blood going into other places as well. He shifted slightly to allow his love muscle room to grow.

"It tastes amazing... try it!" he said placing the half bitten apple onto Riyoro's lips.

Riyoro is caught in a daze.

Like, how close was this to kissing Ike?

Granted via the oral traces left on the apple connecting with his lips but still!

Ike innocently smiled while Marth seemed to be going into something like cardiac arrest.

Riyoro moves toward the apple and opens his mouth hesitantly

***

Luigi grumbled as he began walking over to the two. If nobody was going to stop this, he had to!

He shooed away Ike's snide apple kiss and stepped in between the mercenary and Riyoro.

Luiji's eyes ignite into a hostile green infernal.

Riyoro was too astonished to say anything but Ike barely seemed to notice.

"Sup?" the towering bluenette coolly greeted the Plumber.

"Sup? Sup!? Ike, how lame can you get? Are you TRYING to make him ill?"

Luigi snatched the apple and chucked it into the compost bin in the blink of an eye

"This reminds me of a story Snow White told me" Sora cheerfully blurted out.

It shattered the rising tension like a bullet through a mirror.

Everybody looked at Sora indecipherably.

"The Queen was trying to poison her with an apple! " Sora chirped "Its a super duper story abo-"

"Poison?" Ike scoffed at Sora

"I'm just trying to make sure he gets some nourishment. How is Luigi even this green with envy *chuckle* when he was just third wheeling me with you two moments ago"

Luigi's usual sapphire eyes continued to flare with a green aura of ire.

"I- Oh really!? Well I must be the Kettle and your a whole pot!"

Riyoro's POV:

Even when he is shooting fire out of his eyeballs Luigi is hilariously goofy, I had to focus on maintaining bearing as he began hilariously imitating Ike on the phone

"Hi this is Pot to Kettle can you hear me? I just want you to know that YOUR BLACK!"

I wasnt the only one who seemed to find this funny as a few others began chuckling

To my horror Luigi was unbothered as he continued to let Ike have it.

"Marth should be on your case right now for how pathetically thirsty you are with Riyoro!"

There it is

I look over at Marth for confirmation, but instead noticed Marth and Sora had taken an interest into Roy who was massaging Pit's shoulders while he continued to press the blushing brunette for another date.

Pit nervously agreed to his advances but was looking like he needed help. Which only strengthened Roy's protest. Marth was clearly busy saving his friend from a harassment case.

This is madness. Everyone in here has history and Im not  entirely sure where all the pieces connect

The events were beginning to take a whole new meaning to Super Smash bros. and it all started with

Him.

I looked back at Luigi suspiciously, I felt a sudden anger at him for dragging me into all this mess from the first day.

Luigi confidently returns me an innocent smile "Yo babe lets get you some fresh food, the kind fit for my prince!"

That's what made me lose it

"You really are juggling us all, arent you!?" I raged pointing at Pit and Sora. I was getting to the bottom of this here and now

"Whaa? Well, YES I have...become distracted at times, but if you haven't noticed I have no problem putting it all aside for you! But since we want to talk about it, let's talk about Ike playing the juggle game too if that's what we're calling it now.

Luigi heartedly puffed out his chest sneering at Ike, as if Ike being wrong made him not wrong too

Luigi can be an idiot but he had a point, I sorely admitted.

Ike obviously has something going on with Marth.

Initially I was just trying to get to know the two men and clearly more but they both appear to be causing me more trouble than I bargained for.

Fuck these Fuckboys

"I think you both are full of it" 

I enacted my dramatic prince walk away. Letting my olive cape swirl in the air dramatically as I turned away and began walking with my nose in the air.

I'm out of here

"Like hell!" Ike said, as if he read my thoughts. Whatever alpha protest he just barked me had some way of freezing me in my tracks.  It melted every shred of grandstand I just had

Trying not to lose my cool, I dared to look back.

Yeah, I have no interest in being toyed trifly by either of these common players, but Ike's magnetism is real.

Ike grinned in succession. But I was done letting him off the hook for his swagger

"I have had enou-" I started, but Luigi cut in

"You are the reason we both are behaving this way!"

Now I gotta deal with whatever Luigi is about to say, which is going to do nothing but confuse me...once again my coolness melted into a summer sidewalk.

"Juggling me just as much, by the way, and if I'm being honest I'm dizzy as hell!" Luigi put his nose in the air imitating the my princely getaway gesture.

I can totally die right now

Smashers:

Luigi had no intention in letting Riyoro get away with the prima donna. Or Ike in capturing his prince's attention.

Therefore, Luigi realizes how pissed off he is

I take my eyes off him for one second and he is already caught in a flirt with Ike or some other random barbone .

He realizes he can't leave the problematic prince alone for even a second. If only Riyoro could give him a chance, Ike was a fuck boy, a narcissist, and a jackass.

Luigi's heart told him that thier love nickname, Luroyo or Riuigi was endgame material.. even if Ikoro rolled off the tongue better

"All my thoughts are consumed by you, If only you were gone... Riyoro I have never felt this way about anyone."

Luigi suddenly lowers his shoulders with a solemn silence.

Riyoro's POV:

I'm honestly taken back by the seriousness in Luigi's change of antics.

Is it all just a game, or does Luigi have true feelings for me? My heart began pounding in my chest

Even Ike seemed to sympathize with Luigi's confessional demeanor.

Just a few nights ago, I was full of excitement thinking of the two charming men vying for my attention. I was awestruck at the fun to be had, they liked me without all the Gaian baggage, but now this same energy was tearing my heart in two directions.

It's all happening so fast

I had to admit, I should be the last person to judge them off whatever past they have with the rest of the roster, after all my past is a lot worse, I tried to formulate a response to emulate this, but

"I just don't know the first thing about any of this Super Smash.. Yaoi-mance" I confess

It's your looks!" Luigi accused

I. am. absolutely, bemused from that baffling comment.

Luigi is just as attractive, to me; however, I have more sense then to act all crazy to about it.

Smashers:

Riyoro immediately began waiving his hands hysterically with spirals for eyes and running in circles.

"I like you both, ok! Yet, this is all too …overwhelming for me. I'm use to war and politics, but I've never been exposed to this kind of sensory overload"

Ike placed a hand on Riyoro's lower back comfortingly

"Get some rest, team Riyoro. Love is the toughest battle but the richest reward"

He remembered? and did he just say...Love?

Riyoro melted from Ike's assurance and the placement of his hand on his lower back.

Did he just say he love?

Marth seemed to be back on Ike as he grabbed the bluenette's arm and dragged him over to Roy who he grabbed too.

He pulled them off into the distance before either man could reject, sashaying away rapidly.

"Their blasting off again" snickers Luigi.

He looked into Riyoro's lime green eyes and was about to say something when Sora ran back to the men.

"I want to do the juggling!" Sora happily cheered bouncing up and down.

Luigi was considering the possibilities with a thought but on cue, Riyoro passes out dramatically into his arms.

The next morning

Riyoro awoke in his bed.

His rosy pink sheets were made of a silky material that belonged to the mouth of a magic giant clam which set the foundation for his bed.

The top of the clam was open which was curious to Riyoro, because he usually slept with it closed.

It magically vented in fresh air whilst closed, protecting him from would be hijinks while he vulnerably slept.

The bottom of the clam-bed provided further support setting the frame of the bio silk material nestled in its basis.

He lifted his head from the pearl-like pillow and got out of his prized clam-bed.

He takes a shower and heads into the lobby to see Sora playing video games.

It appears that he and Sora shares a lobby. He is annoyed by this reality

But why

He studied Sora's aura quietly.

The Keyblade wielder was innocently in another world as if under the spell of whatever video game he was playing.

Watching the boy innocuously deep in the world of his Playstation-thingy, Riyoro considers that Sora is probably just a good guy.

His beef wasn't with him, heck even he could even see why Luigi fancied him.

Sora very much gave pure and lighthearted realness… under different circumstances, the Prince was convinced he could have fell for Sora's infectious Disney charm.

Riyoro was, in reality more annoyed about Sora unknowingly flickering the flame of the man he was interested in.

Or does he secretly know what he was doing?

Could Sora be a genius in disguise, that would be truly deceptive and completely unexpected.

He had already used his theatrical faint technique (a royal getaway) what could he do next time Sora Soraed.

He left the lobby and made his way to the Dining area. What he needed was tea.

Riyoro's POV:

-DINING AREA-

I placed the light bag of tea in my cup.

The caffeine from the tea allowed me to channel the powers of my soulmancy.

I could take this opportunity to peer into the future.

But looking into the fabric of reality always disturbed me...its web of paths always weaved with undiscernible vacillating destinations.

Each precious action could cause the future to shift into a new certainty.

Drinking stronger tea would've yielded me more control but it also also was easier for chaos to emerge in situations that failed to be charming.

In the past I had better success with just dabbling opposed to the payoff from more risk.

I didn't need to risk that for Sora. Just because he was super cute, had an innocent demeanor and a decent bubble butt

On second thought

I poured a stronger cup.

Riyoro:

Riyoro walked back to the lobby briefly greeting Sora who was walking to the dining hall, no doubt hungry like he hasn't made a break for the umpteenth time to the Cafeteria.

Riyoro chuckled at how adorably extra Sora was about it, holding his stomach as if he was going to die of starvation.

Riyoro knocked on Luigi's door, who groggily allowed Riyoro in.

"Thanks for carrying me to my dorm last night" Riyoro said with a bow.

Luigi closed the door with a shrug, though he was happy to see Riyoro

He can be so formal

Riyoro had some look in his eye that Luigi couldn't quite place, so he decided to test the waters.

"It's not like you needed the beauty sleep, you are unforgettably attractive"

Luigi said, moving his eyebrows up and down suggestively.

Riyoro playfully elbows Luigi who returns the gesture by pinning the Prince onto the wall.

Placing his arms around both sides of Riyoro's face, each arm parallel to the elvish ears coated with the chocolate colored skin that Luigi could lick for days.

Riyoro's heart began to nervously pound in his chest but he managed a sly grin towards Luigi, ushering him to move in closer.

Riyoro aimed towards Luigi's face inching him even closer until he  was finally kissing Luigi.

It was a swift motion.

Luigi is somewhat startled, he breaks apart from the sudden peck, his face turning a complete shade of scarlet.

He didn't expect this behavior from the usually flighty Prince

"It's the tea I drunk this morning!" Riyoro nervously confessed.

"You have my consent" Luigi teases as he moved in to kiss Riyoro back.

This time they kiss with more passion, closing their eyes as they share the new moment together.

Flowing their lips on top of each other as if they were made of fluid.

Noses nuzzling together left and right.

Luigi suckled on Riyoro's bottom lip closing in on the little distance between their bodies with his torso.

"Your lips…so soft" fervently whispered Luigi

Riyoro mews dreamingly melting into Luigi's body he almost was lost in the moment but he momentarily solidified to ask

"What about Sora?"

Luigi placed his face back close to Riyoro's and connects them with another kiss.

This time he gently glides his tongue in the Prince's mouth.

Eyes wide with shock, Riyoro slowly steadies and sinks into the stimulation Luigi gives him.

Moving his own tongue in Luigi's mouth, Riyoro begins exploring the contents of the plumber's watery treasure trove.

It feels like few else matters but this shared feeling.

His arms sprawl loosely over Luigi's head and around his shoulder.

Luigi gropes his hips, and moves to straddling the generous quantity of ass the Prince is packing.

The caffeine spell kicked into overdrive, twitching the tail of Riyoro, splitting the two men up again.

Riyoro and Luigi broke apart the second time, the caffeine striked once again

Did he drink to much?

Luigi gives Riyoro a what now look almost anxiously

"What do you mean what about Sora?"

Is he jealous?

Luigi almost cant believe this as Riyoro had been starry eyed for Ike the whole time, but maybe he could use this to his advantage.

"Well, Sora seems like a cool guy, he is wholesome and not hell bent on sending me mixed signals all the time"

Riyoro's eyes narrowed into slits

"Oh?"

Luigi almost felt like this was turning the Prince on, maybe in some twisted way he was relishing not being admired throughout his Kingdom or something. Did the opportunity for competition get him going?

Luigi loves to tease Riyoro 

"I mean its nothing on yours, but Sora is pretty caked up, maybe we can invite him next time for some triple fun"

It was at this moment Luigi realizes he fucked up.

Riyoro's tail pushes Luigi back and he about faces and stormed off with a slam of the door.

Once again, Luigi is left with another failed attempt to seduce Riyoro.

Caffeine propelled the Prince at a swift pace from the vicinity, he expected Luigi to follow after him but heard no more from Luigi's dorm.

Well if binging on caffeine usually brought disastrous afterthought, this was kind of tame. He still felt it best to cool off before things got more dire.

And he knew the perfect place..

Chapter Text

I burst through the Castle doors and run outside into the Courtyard.

The entrance is filled with chatty brawlers. I see Ness and Lucas cozying up by a large oak tree.

Princess Peach, and Rosalina tending to flowers with a bouncing Luma carrying the water pail.

I almost roll my eyes noticing Marth and Roy sparring as Ike and Pit watch from the sidelines.

Ike of course is as alluring as ever, with his cool, calm, and stoic posture.

Ike looks in my direction and our eyes lock.

I momentarily freeze in place, looking at him. But I know the jinx from the tea is still a threat

I break out of the stare trance and activate my wings.

They begin to glow a brighter shade of neon green as I use them to carry me high into the Clouds.

I planned on using the clouds as cover breaking the stratosphere.

But the clouds are a little too high and I feel my secret fear of heights beginning to surface.

I instead fly to the back of the enormous Smash Castle where almost nobody would be this time of the day.

A perfect getaway.

Here lies a quiet lake that connects from the moat of the enormous Smash castle.

Most brawlers didn't bother coming here with all the healthy distractions there are like the bevy of physical activities, the meal hall, dormitories, work out rooms, and even the lounges which had books, video games, and massage chairs.

I thank the Creator for the commodities provided, it ensures I will get me some alone time, while the caffeine runs its course.

I alighted softly unto the ground and sat down. So much has happened already and I don't even want to register it could be the hijinx

So, I got played by a Plumber

I fail at forcing myself not to think about Luigi.

I feel my eyes watering and close in on myself.

Welcome back depression, my old friend

Wrapping my hands around my shoulders, I allow myself to wallow in everything going wrong

I couldn't help but remember Luigi's smile though.

My brain wouldn't stop going back to the way the Italian was pinning me down seductively. That captivating kiss we shared.

All I'm thinking about is the goofy and alluring Luigi.

I want nothing more then to be back in that dorm room exploring more about the Italian.

A stream of drool escaped the right side of my mouth, awaking me from the lustful daze.

I begin to remove my shoulder protectors and placed them by a tree.

I look around the Lake inspecting every corner quickly before I decide its safe enough, and removed most of my clothing.

With the release of the weight of my cape, I'm fully nude.

I was fixing to take off my ring but thought better of it.

At the end of the day I'm in a foreign world and should always be ready for attack

The ring on my finger is befitted with a purple gem that carries special reserves of magic energy.

It was passed down from royal generations, and transforms into a magical staff, which channels my power.

I rarely feel comfortable taking it off, I likened it to a credit card, but instead of currency I pull mana from it, when my physical reserves are spent.

I release a sliver of magic from the ring that enchanted my blue hair into the cornrows I usually wore in Smash battles.

Long red locks fall down to my waist and I adjust the tiara crown on my head. I check out my reflection in the mirror, trying to cheer myself up.

Dont I look pretty

Before joining the Smash Cast, I magically chose my cornrows for the practical reasons, a new look was just the plus.

A Gaian with the gifts I have can alter their hair color and length to whatever they want it to be, but I felt red was a good color right now.

It reminds me of a rose, roses are beautiful and romantic. I bet if I was a rose I'll be wilting right at this moment.

I walk into the pool and slightly shiver from its cool touch, focusing on bearing it, I walk deeper into its wet calming embrace.

I probably should've just taken a cold shower to distract myself, for all I know this is probably a love fountain or something

Even if, I'm still alone. I might die some cat lady, and even if I preferred dragons as pets, I remembered reading about some lonely cat lady and hilariously enough it was just the vibe I seem to be giving now-a-days.

"So this is where you went"

I break out of my fascinations and looked up.

There stood Ike, slightly dirty from sparring and looking exceptionally sexy all ruffled up.

"I-"

"Your hair, wow!" Ike said marveling at my long and red hair style change. I rather not reveal to him I'm just trying to feel better, hell if he likes it I love it

Smashers:

"Thanks, its a native look" Riyoro says, though sadly

Ike sensed Riyoro seems a tad off and makes a way over to him

"Are you ok? Wait.. have you been out here crying"

"N-N-"

Riyoro begins to protest, but Ike silently wipes the remnants of a tear off his cheek.

"I sometimes come back here to refresh after a long sparring session. It helps escape all the drama too" Ike says with a smile.

Riyoro has almost forgotten about that morning in the presence of the Ike, but the memories threaten to break his demeanor once again.

Something about Ike.. especially with him concerned, assuring, fine and all.

Ike had the ability to make you feel better just by breathing in his vicinity.

"Please" Riyoro softly begged

Ike nodded and said

"Come with me?"

He held out his hand which was nervously taken by Riyoro.

Ike leads him further into the lake, Riyoro does not protest as they go in waist deep.

"The showers in the dorms are everything but sometimes I like to freshen up out here after a long day, I took many a lake bath on the field"

Riyoro nearly fell and died into said lake as Ike begins removing his clothes

"Has his highness ever had the pleasure?"

Riyoro is helplessly lost in the universe of muscles on Ike's body, the water glistening his almost hairless skin, highlighting each ripped smooth ab.

Ike gave a simple chuckle as he takes off his pants and throws them towards the shore with the rest of his equipment.

Riyoro feels like all the blood in his body goes into his penis, he was grateful they was waist deep but still was embarrassed.

Ike's broad shoulders, beefy chest, and wet, defined abs... Riyoro could just make out Ike's blue pubes under the water along with what he could make out to be a very impressively sized-

"Lake baths usually help clear the head too"

Ike says pulling out some mysterious bottle from what appears to be nowhere and begins placing it on his body.

Riyoro can do nothing but look on as Ike slowly rubs the mysterious substance all over his chiseled abs.

It has a captivating scent that alters all his anxiety, the sight and smell of him applying what he assumes is cleansing elixir transports Riyoro into a world with just him and Ike

He is perfect! What am I thinking worrying about anyone else

Riyoro wipes the drool from the corner of his mouth embarrassingly.

Ike begins staring at Riyoro in the eyes, which doesn't fail to freeze the Gaian, once again.

The Bluenette, looks at Riyoro up and down, then whistles softly at the Prince, shaking his head with a grin "Riri, you are really one of a kind"

Riyoro felt his penis pulsate, under the water his tail began twitching softly left and right

Ike takes his cleansing elixir and pours it into Riyoro's hands, " Do you mind getting my back for me?"

Riyoro felt steam shoot out of his ears at this request.

"You want m-me to"

Ike simply gifted a dreamy smile and turned his back towards Riyoro.

Riyoro rubs his hands together foaming up the elixir and attempts to apply it.

Touching Ike's beefy back causes his vision to impair and the smaller man loses his balance.

Ike quickly turns around and catches him.

Chest to chest, eye to eye, Ike's arm securely on his back, Riyoro has no way of escaping.

Riyoro and Ike's mouth make an "O" when they feel something else touching for the first time.

Ike gives an avaricious grin and grabs Riyoro's love muscle.

With a caring, delicate, and circular motion, he begins massaging it under the water.

The instant pleasure suddenly entrances the Gaian.

Riyoro holds his breath as Ike's caressing replaces all other sensations with an unbound joy.

"W-what are you doing?" a breathless Riyoro managed to say.

Ike smirked "Making sure you clean everywhere your highness"

"Stop calling me that" whispered Riyoro annoyed and sybaritic at the same time.

Ike paused and said

"Would you like me to stop?" with a gentle squeeze to Riyoro's penis

Riyoro just shakes his head fervently side to side.

Ike looks at the shy prince, his flowing red hair, and the green tribal tattoos decorating his beautiful sepia body.

Ike is no longer able to contain himself.

He momentarily links eyes with Riyoro, before placing his hand on the prince's chin and pulling him into a breathtaking kiss.

His other arm wrapped tightly on Riyoro's back with both of their penises bouncing under the water on each other's thigh.

Riyoro's tail suddenly twitches, breaking the two men apart.

Not the caffeine again

Is it because something's awry?

"W-What about Marth?"

Ike chuckles "Marth?? Yeah, we been on an off a few times, but It's nothing compared to how I feel about you. Don't worry about that."

That's right, he did say he loved me in the food court, that's totally what he said

Riyoro smirked to himself, Ike is definitely the only plumber he'll need in his life.

Plumber!? Where did that come from.. RIyoro wasn't even able to process

Ike once again placed his hand on Riyoro's back and slowly traces from his spine to his tail, straddling the foreign appendage up and down with circular motions.

Riyoro had no idea it would feel this good.

He closes his eyes and moans softly, head tilting into the air, caution to the wind.

"You like that Riri?"

"Yeaah..."

Ike closed the space in between them.

"You will like this even more"

He placed his lips on Riyoro's again, this time it felt like fireworks going off in the prince's head.

Kissing Ike felt completely different then kissing Luigi, where Luigi's was wild and fiery, Ike kisses him with control and experience.

Ike knows what he is doing.

Riyoro places his hands on Ike's muscular back, trailing his fingers around the thoracic bod.

Ike lifts him up with one arm almost completely out of the water and Riyoro reflexively wraps his legs around Ike's waist.

Ike fondles his ass cheeks with a sneer and Riyoro thinks he hears a low growl like the sound of a hungry wolf coming from the Bluenette.

"Prepare yourself"

Riyoro holds Ike tighter as the man casually slips a finger into his manhood.

Riyoro doesn't know at first how to process this new sensation.

Ike's fingers felt like they were penetrating into his very soul.

"Damn.. your tight *mmn* so wet" Ike says. His sultry voice relaxing Riyoro as he places his finger in steadier, then quicker.

Ike is blushing at the feeling of the warm soft pleasure his middle finger reports to him.

"You like that?"

"Mnhmm" Riyoro said bracing his body upwards as he takes in Ike's finger.

The prince is completely lost into what Ike is doing to him, his finger went in faster and faster until Riyoro begins moaning louder.

Ike slips another finger inside while he continues to straddle Riyoro's ass with his other hand.

Riyoro grunts as he is stretched out further, it is starting to feel uncomfortable.

"Just breathe" reassures Ike softly, with a warm smile

Riyoro does as commanded and starts to relax again.

Soon the two fingers going in and out of his manhood starts to generate pleasure.

Riyoro, in a sex daze, starts moving his hips forward humping onto Ike's torso.

Ike begins to move a hand from Gaian ass cheeks to Riyoro's penis.

He starts milking Riyoro's penis like an experienced farmer would massage cow's udder.

Giving him an expert stroke.

Riyoro's head jerks backward and he begins to moan even louder.

Ike puts three fingers in, faster and faster he starts thrusting, Kissing the prince in between the precious sounding moans.

"Iiiike, Im about to" Riyoro pleads

Satisfied Ike finally stops and carries the oscillated prince to the shore.

He throws the prince down and climbs on top of him with a dark expression.

Greed and desire distorts Ike's beautiful face.

"I want to hear you sing for me"

Riyoro's sweaty and breathless, he can feel Ike's throbbing penis inches away from his manhood.

Ike lifted the Prince's legs and wraps them around his back.

With that, he begins to insert the tip.

Riyoro immediately jerks back. Ike is huge, and this is harder then he imagined.

Ike starts to kiss and rub on the prince, straddling his penis calms the squirming gaian down.

Ike inserts his penis further into the prince.

The soft, warm asshole of Riyoro is better then Ike imagined.

Suddenly, Riyoro jerks back. to Ike's dissapointment

Ike trys to force it in, to which Riyoro rolls back the last of the caffeine finally activates

"I uh, Ike I dont know if I can"

"You can" says Ike fighting back annoyance

Riyoro grabs Ike's penis, feeling the massive girth and tapping his fingertips over the veins

"You want ME right? Popping that royal cherry"

"Ye-Yess"

A loud splash is heard in the lake, both men jerk up in alarm

It appears to be just a passing crane.

"Suck it for me" Ike says throwing the prince's head toward his penis

Riyoro hesitantly opens his mouth, ready to swallow the whole thing

The quiet sounds of the lake's water passing over rocks and derbis is shattered in the the return of Riyoro gagging

Riyoro gasps and tosses around, his long tail flailing wildly as Ike grins at the prince

"That's right Fairy boy, take this Crimean dick"

Riyoro trys again doing a little better this time, slurping up and down on Ike's shaft

Ike grinds back and forth, moving his manhood up and down in Riyoro's mouth.

Ike can't contain himself anymore and unleashes his climax into the Prince with an immense final smash.

Both men; exhausted, finally relent on the lake shore.

Ike lays on the sprawled Riyoro their peak glow is enhanced in a cacophony of sweat.

The two men catch their breath, Ike rises and looks at his handy work.

Riyoro looks like everything Ike could dream of = slutted out and robbed from the innocent vibrancy he taunted Ike with since he first laid eyes on him.

Satisfied, Ike pulls himself up and jumps into the lake refreshing himself from a hard days oral fuck.

Riyoro, still completely sprawled out in a daze is pummeled by a wave of water.

"ACK- *cough* what the hell Ike!"

Ike lets out a booming laugh and assaults Riyoro with another one.

This time fully awake, Riyoro narrowly dodges it and rushes in after the mercenary.

Ike playfully swims off with Riyoro hot behind his trails.

"Now its payback time!" yells Riyoro swimming behind the bluenette with a smile.

Laughter echoes throughout the splashes and the sunset.

Chapter Text

Ike smirked to himself as the morning sun bled through a window.

He lay arms crossed behind his head. As he lay on his dorm room bed he replayed yesterday in his head.

Face fucking Riyoro was not something he expected to do yesterday but something he expected to do regardless.

Royalty always had the best ass, something about slutting out little princes/princesses always made his love muscle twitch. So far he had smashed Rosalina, Zelda, Pit, and he kept it in his universe with Lucina, both versions of Corrin, Roy, and of course Marth. The closest he had to a relationship.

Marth was a selfish, flaming, vindictive person in general but man could he take some dick, he used to be Ike's favorite... but his new conquest would definitely keep Marth on his toes.

Ike's smirk dropped thinking about all the drama that Marth was going to make for Riyoro and him. Everything was calm now but he couldn't let it get out to Marth if he wanted to continue playing with them both.

Riyoro offered something Ike never had before, just thinking about that juicy black royal ass, his innocent little smile and his uppity demeanor that seemed to be a running trend for crown bearers.

Ike pulled down his boxers, thinking about slutting out Riyoro even more, in the lake, in the Dine hall, on the Smash stadium, and even in Riyoro's throne room. He rubbed his throbbing love muscle grinding his hips as he fetishized the earthy color of chocolate milk getting his ivory dick. The fairy wings, the long tail, the alien aesthetic, he was like a mail order monster from a yaoi fanfic. He thought about those jade eyes looking up at him while he stuffed his little face with his massive cock.

Ike exploded all over his bedsheets. Satisfied, he took a moment then got up to get ready for the day. He undressed and stepped into the shower.

He let the cool water run over his body, he used a different soap potion, one for actually cleaning. He wondered if he would tell Riyoro that the potion he applied to Riyoro was actually a magic potion infused with an aphrodisiac spell. He didn't think he would need it but Luigi was a surprising opponent in conquering fairy boy.

Ike knew he was cooler, more attractive and stronger then Luigi in every way. But Riyoro's innocence as captivating as it was, worked in Luigi's favor. The Italian cornball was on Riyoro from the first day putting all his desperate peacocking in his head. The love potion was necessary to get the edge, and Ike felt no guilt cause it was all worth it to pop his cherry. He probably didn't need it, as he was a pro in the art of seduction. Seeing the prince nude in the lake however, with his new long red hair had Ike panting like a dog in heat.

He began masturbating for the second time, busting even harder after fantasizing about fucking Riyoro while Luigi watched horrifyingly. Things he would work on.

The smug mercenary finished his shower and brushed his teeth, applying a little hair gel to spike up his natural blue hair. He looked in the mirror when he was done.

That is one fine ass Unit.

On his way to the dine hall he bumped into Roy.

"Wassup Ike, how is your morning?"

"Another notch on the belt what about you"

Roy eyes widened with shock, he grabbed the mercenary and took him to a corner for privacy, in a hushed voice he asked

"Who this time!?"

Ike chuckled. He knew Roy just wanted to know if he was still planning to fuck Pit. What he didn't know is he had Pit face down ass up while grabbing his wings weeks ago.

"Guess"

Roy gave him a suspicious look, not trying to reveal his fears he threw in some obvious no's

"hmmn.. Ness? Peach? Link? Mario? Dr. Mario? Kirby?"

"Stop playing" Ike laughed at his friend

"Sora? no wait... Riyoro!?"

Ike made a hand gun and fired an invisible shot

"WHAAAAT"

"Shhh" Ike calmed his rambunctious friend.

"You cant tell Marth"

"Of course not! He would totally freak"

The men laughed together.

Ike and Roy had a mutual trust in each other, they were both philanderers it was only natural they got along after the initial sexy time they shared together. The men would sometimes develop casual schemes to fuck a few of the smashers together even. Doing things to their prey that would even make even Ganondorf blush.

"So how was it?"

"The blacker the berry the sweeter the juice"

Both laugh

"Luigi is totally going to have a melt down"

Roy imitated the plumber going berserk

"Tio! Tio! My life is over why have Nintendo forsaken me-ahh"

Ike loved talking to Roy off the cuff for scenarios like these, the men were total degenerate and they appreciated each other for it. Of course Ike had to troll Roy a bit as well.

"He might even run back to Pit"

Roy immediately petrified to Ike's delight, the man was so smitten with the Angel. If only he knew how much of a secret sex demon said Angel was. He probably would never get it on with Pit who preferred to top anyway. Ike almost spit out his coffee when Pit suggested it.

"My ass is exit only" he remembered telling him, before fucking him again that same night.

Roy seemed to be in deep thought, surely planning a new scheme to get in the Angel's pants. Ike chuckled privately at this.

"I'm actually doing sparring practice with Pit this afternoon.. I'm going to take him to see the rooftop after so we can look at the stars."

He punched his hand sure of himself that this lame ass strategy was gonna get him laid. For his sake, Ike hoped he was right.

"I wonder how I could get Marth and Riyoro to take my dick at the same time"

"You would be the MANN" Roy cheered "Well hell, you already are the man, at this rate your gonna need a new belt."

Ike wasn't so sure... Riyoro could very well had been the last notch. Could he love Riyoro forever? He loved fucking him for sure, but he promised himself a long time ago to never fall in love again after a heart break to another Boerc. Marth dismissed the thought and was perfectly happy being delusional enough to think Ike would fall for him eventually. He opted out of telling Riyoro this information. Better to let the Prince think he had a shot at his heart, this way he could continue making sweet love to the dark fairy boy. The only cast of the Smash tourny to have such exotic beauty. He thanked the woke agenda.

"Well, anyway. Let get sum grub. I could eat a Demonic Beast"

The two men merrily made they way to the Dine Hall.

They sat at the usual table with Marth, Luigi, Peach, Mario, Ness, Lucas, and Pit.

"Wassup fellas" Ike said making emphasis in Luigi's direction who simply scowled at him.

"Darling, did you know I have a match today!" Marth gleefully said

Ike rolled his eyes at the darling bit. Marth was already annoying him.

"Yes, I know MARTH. I will be cheering for you in the stands"

Roy was focused on Pit, trying to get his attention per usual

"Are we still on for this afternoon babe"

Pit nodded in between gulping eggs.

"Hey what about us?" Luigi stammered.

"Yes we still on for this morning" Pit smiled at Luigi, turning Roy as red as his hair

"What are you two doing this morning!?"

The table laughed at this in unison, expecting as much from Roy when it came to Pit.

"Chillax Roy, he just giving me flying lessons, I'll try to leave enough of him for you when I'm done."

To Roy's horror Pit laughed at this, he was more convinced they had something going on

"Well I'm going too!" Roy wanted to monitor this half ass scheme Luigi cooked up and had every intention to cock block him at every turn

"You cant fly, remember" Luigi boomed

"SO" Roy yelled, standing up

"What are you going to do, hover around us in an air balloon?" at this, the table started laughing again, Roy noticed that Pit was also laughing while Ike had his head down in second hand embarrassment, he noticed his old friend chuckling in spite of himself.

"Besides, I cant cheer for Marth by myself" Ike said, adding to the push back

"Ill see you later" Roy said to Pit and with that and he walked off.

"Annnd he's blasting off again.." Luigi joked. More laughter ensued.

Roy angrily left the Dine hall, he was no longer in the mood to eat. He was storming back to his dorm room to cry to his snuggly bear when he bumped into Sora and Riyoro walking to the said Dine hall.

Roy then had an idea.

"Yo Riyoro you got a minute?"

Riyoro and Sora looked at Roy in confusion

"Uh.. sure Roy" He turned to Sora "I'll just catch up to you"

Sora happily trotted off, nothing was going to stop him from stuffing his face with all the breakfast he could eat.

"What's going on Roy" Riyoro asked with a hand on his hip.

Roy could see what Ike liked about him. To Roy, nobody had anything on Pit however, which made lil Riyoro a key to his plans.

"So what is the deal with you and Ike? I thought u was dating Luigi"

Riyoro tensed up and looked to the side in shyness

"W-what... why... how, what do you mean"

"Oh don't worry your secret is safe with me, but why choose Ike over Luigi? He is literally in love with you"

Riyoro was taken back by the direct question but he put on his little royal act and gathered himself to say

"Well, Luigi is a fuck boy, Ike is the one who loves me"

Roy's mouth dropped, and he busted out laughing. Which seemed to irritate little highness's facade

"Are you sure about that? Ike, the guy who said he will never fall in love"

Riyoro seemed to think about this

Did Ike ever blatantly say he loved me? Riyoro secretly thought to himself.

But wasn't Roy Ike's friend? Surely they had offline conversations, even about his and Ike's private affairs apparently. Riyoro felt betrayed in a way. He wouldn't have thought of Ike as a boastful type. Roy continued

"Listen I don't know what spell Ike put on you with that love potion but take it from a guy who knows, do not catch feelings for Ike"

Riyoro's face seemed to be a mix of confusion, hurt, and anger.

Gottem

Roy felt a little bad but Roy needed to cancel Ike from Riyoro so he could go back to Luigi and have Pit to himself. He did think the Prince deserved love, and he would indeed find that with Luigi, hell he was doing a good thing for them both. He was practically heroic

"Listen, I know your new to all this so a word of advice, follow your heart not your penis"

Riyoro who was getting pissed at this point simply nodded to Roy and walked off with his nose in the air.

Roy smirked to himself, so they thought they was all gonna laugh at him, wait until Pit see's Luigi smooching with Riyoro. He would have no choice but to come running to good old comfortable Roy. Ike would probably get over it and fuck another person in a few days. Roy decided to continue to his dorm room. He couldn't wait to hear about all the chaos that would erupt in the Dine hall today.

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CHAPTER 8

Like what in the entire fuck just happened with Roy. Were rumors going around, was he like damaged goods now?

FUCK ALL THIS

Riyoro could feel the roster of the Dine Hall staring at him as he entered through the double doors. He immediately felt the urge to avert his gaze and look down; however, he heard words of his Father echo

"Hold your head high, survey the path ahead. A future King NEVER looks down."

Rattled with anxiety, Riyoro lifted his head, eyes upward as he walked over to the serving lines. Halfheartedly filling his plate with the selection of food (he wasn't in the mood to eat anything) he begrudgingly made his way to the to the beverages. Riyoro spots the tea that could power his soulmancy. Maybe it can even help him get out of this jam, but his tail suddenly twitched in warning.

That's  right..

The last time he tried to play this game was the exact reason he was in his situation. He should stay away from abusing his gift of foresight. Not only did it massacre his goals with Luigi, in a twisted turn of fate, somehow he wound up with Ike. Which he wasnt even sure how the hell it happened. But whatever to be had with Ike was potentially severed too if the Bluenette was going around blabbing to the smashers.

It was not a good look for a prince to be promiscuous. His mother would be disappointed above all else his father would be dissapointed.

Riyoro handt even fully processed yesterday and now he had to deal with all this...

He silently walked past the tea. He knew better then to twist fate now.

Luigi POV:

Luigi couldn't believe Riyoro's new hairstyle. His jaw was frozen open as drool oozed down the side of his lip.

He watched in amazement as Riyoro came in with long, flowing, red hair. It replaced his usual blue cornrows he wore to matches. The sinewy strands trialed behind him majestically as he walked with his nose in the air like the snooty lil headache he continued to be.

Riyoro somehow accomplished becoming even sexier?

He watched his choosy princeling being picky about whatever tea he was looking at. Riyoro seemed to give up the idea, and got some water instead before sitting down at another nearby table. Completely alone.

Wait, was Riyoro was still mad at him? In their last interaction, Luigi wasn't exactly smooth...and the fact that Sora sat in Riyoro's usual spot at their table definitely did not help his dire, dire situation.

Why wasn't Riyoro sitting with him or the other Smashers?

Luigi started to get up and sit next to the Gaian. Maybe pick his brain, but he was afraid to anger his prince even further.

Riyoro could be scary when he got mad.

Ike's POV:

Riyoro must've been still recovering from being fucked silly yesterday, he didn't even know what he wanted to put on his plate or what he wanted to have as a drink.

Ike watched as he shyly sat by himself. Snickering, Ike thought Riyoro embarrassed from being slutted out in the lake.

Royalty never liked to be humbled.

Ike had every intention of doing even worst things to the enticing fairy boy. Fairy boy would get used to it soon enough, it would be the first of many. Hell, Ike might even visit the Gaian in his dorm room that very night.

All eyes were on Riyoro, heck Luigi's eyes looked like he was staring directly into into the sun at the sight of Riyoro. Both orbitals smoldered completely, while it's corneas evaporated in whisps of smoke.

Marth was probably just picking apart his new hairstyle, unbeknownst to both Men, Ike was tapping that.

Ike would've like to go seal the deal with his new exotic toy right now, while he was sitting innocently by himself. He just didn't want to rouse Luigi or even worse, Marth sitting at the table beside him.

Besides... he had already scored and could afford to stand on the sides until he had the opportunity to privately seduce Riyoro, without interruption from the peanut gallery.

Riyoro's POV:

Riyoro lazily ate his food. He was demotivated, emotional, and it was completely pointless to continue picking at his food. He chose to study his plate over dealing with the likely judging stares of the Cast, especially if his dirty secret was out. He decided best to just leave so he stood up to dump his tray.

He heard the sound of a chair scraping the deck and he silently sighed to himself. He couldn't even make it to the trash in time to dump his plate before Luigi "accidently" bumped into him.

"Yo Riri! What's good babe?"

"Good morning Luigi. I'm not your babe."

Riyoro couldn't help feeling frustration, not particularly at Luigi but the plumber's chirpy demeanor was already getting on his nerves. Making things worse.

"H-hey I'm sorry about yesterday... can we start over and like, have a clean slate?"

"It's too late" the Prince softly spoke

Luigi's tv star quality smile faded into a concerned frown

"It's never too late"

Riyoro felt tears coming to his eyes...causing Luigi to panic

"B-but, I didn't mean what I said yesterday. I don't know why I thought that was ok.. Please-"

"Just leave me alone Luigi!"

Riyoro dumped his tray and threw it on the used pile. Storming off from the dine hall he dared to look over where Ike was sitting at.

Ike was actually looking back at him with sly grin.

Not a single FUCK in the world Riyoro realized.

Riyoro shot Ike the most dirtiest look he could muster and broke the gaze , promptly exiting into the outside patio.

Luigi stood dumbfounded, absolutely defeated.

Ike's Pov:

Ike chuckled at simp Luigi looking absolutely crushed. The guy didn't know when to quit. Pit got up and went to console Luigi, changing the subject to the bullshit "flying lessons" when Ike knew it was a rouse to get with Luigi. Oh Roy would love that...

Ike pondered on the last look Riyoro gave him though. The fairy boy obviously had pent up frustration, did he need a real man to calm his fire? Ike picked up his tray and exited the table. Whispering to Marth

"Be right back"

To save Marth's suspicions. He then casually headed towards the patio where poor, desperate, and horny Riyoro waited for him.

As a hero, it was Ike's duty to save a damsel in distress.

Riyoro's POV:

Riyoro paced around the outside patio. Trying to calm his chaotic nerves. They had grown a mind of they own and was two-stepping all over his crinkled forehead.

Riyoro didn't mean to take out his frustration on Luigi, but he had no intention on being a pass around for the Smash Manor.

He decided that he was completely done with men! He would no longer entertain this cesspool of hormonal fighters.

He heard the outside Patio doors opening.

Riyoro turned around excitingly, expecting to see Luigi.

His heart fell to his stomach when it was none other then Ike.

If Ike noticed his disappointment he made no indication of it. He offered Riyoro a nod and waltzed over, as cool as a fan.

Riyoro couldn't move, he just watched in revile as Ike walked closer.

"Sup, Riyo. You free later?"

Riyoro's face heated up like a kettle and steam started flying out his ears.

"IKE! Did you tell Roy about us?"

Ike's demeanor was completely unphased by the accusation

"Yeah, so?"

"Why? Why would you do that?!"

"So THAT'S what got your panties in a bunch?"

"I'm not even sure what happened yesterday, I.. I didn't even mean to, you know..."

Riyoro was losing his confidence, Ike made it seem like he was overreacting. Gaslighting him into submission. The taller man just chuckled and said

"Well if it makes you feel any better, we were under the effects of an aphrodisiac, it only works if you already like me. It wasn't a very strong one"

Riyoro internally gagged.

Sure, he liked Ike before, but he was wasn't so sure he would have went as far with Ike without this new information... and the caffeine Hijinx he brought on to himself.

Was this supposed to make it all better? Riyoro thought to himself, he was not going to forgive Ike for finessing him out of his virginity. The being so nonchalant about it the next day

Ike moved in closer to Riyoro, the shadow of the taller man covering his body.

Riyoro backed up nervously.

Ike tilted his head and closed the distance between him and Riyoro...

Out of nowhere a voice boomed

"Hey RIYORO GIRL!"

Both men looked back surprisingly, seeing Marth apparently from nowhere

Riyoro and Ike silently sighed in unison

"Ikeyyy you are supposed to be helping me get ready for my match I need a little pick me up before the game!"

"I bet he does..." Riyoro said low enough that only Ike could hear.

Ike shot Riyoro a warning glance, then back to Marth

"In a moment."

Ike shook his head, he then leaned over to Riyoro before whispering in his ear

"Do not forget, you are mine."

Riyoro felt the hairs on his neck stand up with a lightning sensation shooting down his spine. He tried, but could not muster a response.

Ike smirked to Riyoro, walking away to join Marth. The smaller bluenette energetically began tugging at Ike's arm.

Ike looked back at the perfectly petrified Riyoro

"We'll finish this later Riyo."

"Bye Ms. Mamas!" Marth said with a menacing cheer

Riyoro watched the two go back inside. Leaving him a emotional ball of mess.

Still got it

Ike smirked to himself. Allowing himself to be pulled away by Marth, juggling these motherfuckers was exhausting but worth it.

Riyoro's aura wings glowed, phasing through his olive cape as they carried him effortlessly into the air.

Flying to his slightly cracked window, Riyoro slipped inside to avoid any further interactions. His love muscle pulsating despite his newfound resentment of Ike.

"You are mine" Played again in Riyoro's mind.

The spirits were telling him that Ike was not all that he seemed. A love potion? He did not like being toyed with at the mercenary's behest. He couldnt let Ike get in his head.

Was it really just the potion and caffeine combo that made him share such an intimate moment with Ike? Or was it the sight of seeing Ike naked in the lake with muscular skin glistening at him. Was Riyoro a secret thotpocket that gave any man attention who suited his fancy.

But he wanted Luigi, it SHOULDVE been Luigi. He wondered how Ike would feel if he knew how he truly felt about the green plumber.

The connection he had with the goofball was what made him binge the tea inthe first place.

He planned to wait until he and Luigi was married and madly in love to give his virginity to the plumber.

In a perfect world they would've eloped to a new planet to rule together and be in love raising thier babies and stuff. Riyoro wasn't sure how that fairy tale was going to play out but it was all but squashed by a sleazy fuck boy he still somewhat had an attraction for.

He hated smash manner and he really hated Ike, Marth and every fucking body.

He wanted to hate Luigi as if he was somehow to blame for all this, then thought deeper and hated himself for how he treated Luigi

I just keep messing up with him

Riyoro's tail flickered in agitation. How would Luigi feel about him having whole intercourse with Ike? If Luigi was aware, he sure as hell didn't act like it. What if he knew this whole time and was waiting for Riyoro to tell him? Riyoro's heart started pounding in his chest. Once again, this was madness. And he was an emotional ball of mess.

'KNOCK KNOCK'

Riyoro wondered should he even answer. He didn't have the energy to deal with Sora, or anyone else for that matter.

He heard a deep heavy sigh behind the door as footsteps retreated.

Who could it could be..? But that had to be Luigi!

Riyoro leapt to the door, hesitating for only a split second and swung it open.

He looked into the hall to see a still defeated Luigi departing to his dorm down the hall.

"Wait!"

Luigi stopped and turned around, slowly looking at Riyoro.

"Can I talk to you for a moment?"

Luigi face lit up like a Christmas tree. He made his way back to Riyoro. Slicking his bangs reflexively, as they resumed their form jutting out from the opening of his green cap he liked to wear backwards.

"Yes, anything for you!" he grabbed Riyoro's hands in his, making eye contact

Riyoro felt like absolute shit, knowing this would crush the man of his affection whom he begun to have more then just a crush on.

Ironically after everything that happened, he wanted Luigi more then ever. Luigi was annoying and one tracked minded, but he was genuine, straight forward (even a little too much at times) and had Riyoro's best interest at heart. It was always Luigi. If only it could still be.

If there was a shot, Riyoro decided best to be direct with him going forward...

Riyoro led the plumber inside and closed the door.

"S-so you see."

Luigi's sky blue eyes stared deep into Riyoro's soul. Riyoro tried to find the words to describe his unforgiveable misdeeds.

***

"YOU CHEATED ON ME!?" Luigi fumed

"Technically we are not together Luigi"

"But you let that bastard steal your virginity? Fucking Ike? Like of all motherfuckers THAT MOTHERFUCKER?!"

Luigi muscles tightened, he balled his fist up and saw red. He wanted to beat Ike's cocky ass and a part of him almost wanted to be done with the Prince altogether

Riyoro was taken back by his outburst but remained calm

"Are you still a virgin Luigi?" he asked plainly

Luigi mouth opened but no words came out

Riyoro bit his lip to stifle a laugh, this was a serious conversation but as usual, Luigi's antics was hard not to be entertained by.

"That was before I met you" Luigi said crossing his arms and looking to the side.

Riyoro pleaded with the man

"I don't know what came over me, I was in the lake trying to cool down from YOU and Ike appeared out of nowhere ...I don't know, he kind of put me under a spell"

Luigi was unimpressed, so Riyoro was so mad at him that he simply slept with Ike? Did this fucking asshole even think about how he was betraying him, hurting him? Did Riyoro think about him at all?

"Why are your telling me all this now?" Luigi eyes turning into slits.

"Because I want a clean slate like you said, I'm not asking you to forgive me... I know what I did was wrong"

Riyoro's began to cry, beautiful emeralds spilling tears on his ethereal face.

Luigi shamefully hated to see Riyoro cry, it was truly the most heart wrenching thing he ever saw. But he couldn't ignore the feelings of betrayal and loss he felt at Riyoro's revelation. Luigi was prepared to stand firm on his decision to give up his love for Riyoro even if that was impossible.

He would get over him. Riyoro could sense him losing the man and his already frantic brain was in overdrive

A weird tinging sensation overcame Luigi's mind, he was suddenly transported to a lake and his body was milk-chocolate brown. Glowing tattoos covered his now brown body, Luigi realized in bewilderment, that he was Riyoro.

He then saw Ike, slathering some intoxicating potion onto him. His senses became cloudy and his body seemed to act on it's own. Was Ike drugging him? He embraced Ike and gave himself to the to the man. Ike's face morphed into that of Luigi's. Luigi in the body of Riyoro looked at Ike turned Luigi. His smile flashed in his mind, their first kiss, their first embrace in his dorm, their first fight, and more so then anything the first time Riyoro had laid eyes on Luigi.

Everything faded and he was back in his body staring at the crying Riyoro.

Luigi stammered trying to catch himself before falling flat on the floor.

"Luigi? Luigi!" everything fell to dark as Riyoro tried to revive the plumber in vain.

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A WHOLE NEW WORLD

Luigi recovered in Riyoro's Clam bed, The silk pillow nestled his head as Riyoro watched worryingly over him.

Was that a vision and how could the man get in his head like that

"What the hell did you do to me"

Riyoro must've realized what had happened.

"I didn't mean to, I didnt even know it was possible. On my planet when two souls are connected they sometimes can read each other's thoughts.

Luigi reeled at this detail

"What the hell are you"

Riyoro continued to look down, almost out of shame

"I am a hybrid of different species, my parents thought I would get the best of thier abilities, but I instead got new powers that I cant even control."

Luigi was astonished, did this mean there spirits connected somehow. Was his attempts to distance his heart for the prince futile then.

"I'm not mad, I just dont know much about Gaia, about you.."

Riyoro couldn't resist Luigi looking so concerned and focused.

My mom's name is Lynevija Starstruck. She comes from a rare race of prognostic fairies which I received my Clairvoyance from. The Kin my father is descended from are the previous fire/earth king -water queen Titans granting me my fire rain, crystal magic. His name is Ariat'gon Farloughme Tsukiyomi

As a hybrid of many powerful entities, I'm still discovering my powers. I havent even mastered them. My aura wings, my magic tattoos, my secret powers...Of all which my psychic talent is the most untested. My mother doesn't know the full nature of the powers I inhereded from her, but she said I will know if I found myself, or someone who is important. The raw power my father passed down is also mysterious they have always expected so much from me. But sometimes, I think I will never be like them."

Riyoro sighed

"They have never saw me as my true self, only as some potentially powerful scion and I think secretly, I let them both down.'

Luigi wants to disagree and console Riyoro but thinks best to let him continue..

"Gaia was a wild planet and when our cousins from the fire and air Titan Kingdoms attacked it led to my father having to assume the throne at a young age. Uniting our kingdom with my mom's until we were invaded by intergalactic forces and my father connected our kingdoms on our planet to defend it. He now sits at the sole ruler of Gaia."

Luigi wondered if Riyoro's mom was urging him to find someone like him, was he and Riyoro endgame?

"When I was born I hit the ground running learning skills at a level that exceeded the expectations of all my tutors. But I never achieved the level of my parents.

My father wanted to push me and my mom wanted to protect me, the war took a toll and they no longer get along, about anything to this day. To the world we are a perfect royal family that united the kingdoms of Planet Gaia and protect the planet as ambassadors of the new age. But to me it was a prison of disappointment and loneliness"

"So you have more then psychic, fairy, water and fire elements?"

By the air and fire Titans being Riyoro's cousins Luigi assumed Riyoro was a mix of the most powerful blood on his planet. But he wanted to steer the conversation away from a sour subject obviously Riyoro doubted his abilities even if Luigi believed he might be stronger then them both someday.

Riyoro chuckled "My avian instructor says only the most powerful air affiliates can use spirit energy, and I am only held back by my fear of heights"

"But you fly all the time"

"Anything higher then the castle and I'm riding in my UFO"

Luigi was flabbergasted.

He immediately got up

"Come"

The Prince returned Luigi a questioning expression

Luigi simply held his hand held out

"Trust me"

Riyoro took the hand as Luigi helped him up.

Luigi pulled Riyoro into him close enough to feel each others breath.

Luigi leaned down into the smaller man till he was an inch from his ear

"I want to show you something"

"I-is that?" Riyoro began but stopped.

He beheld a creature that looked like Yoshi but it was bigger, longer and had yellow skin.

This is Tiamat, my horse"

Riyoro never imagined Luigi and the Yoshi were from the same world let alone they could be ridden as steeds.

Ready for a midnight stroll?" Luigi asked the yellow dragon

"Yup-Yup" Tiamat cheered

He even sounded like Yoshi, Riyoro grinned

Luigi faced Riyoro

"Ready"

Riyoro wanted to see where this would go but he nervously agreed.

Luigi helped Riyoro onto Tiamat's mount and then he got on as well, positioning himself in front, grabbing Tiamat's reigns.

The Yoshi was big enough to fit them both on it's reasonably sized mount, however; they were still very close to each other.

"Okey-dokey"

Riyoro smiled, Luigi sounded just like his brother

Tiamat began trotting at a gainly pace.

Riyoro had to stop himself from laughing at Luigi's strangeness even though he secretly loved how carefree and mysterious Luigi proved to be everyday.

Tiamat's pace was faster then Riyoro expected and he had to concentrate to maintain his balance.

"Put your hands around me" Luigi suggested

Riyoro obeyed locking his hands around Luigi's body and resting them in the plumber's lap.

Riyoro face heated up trying not to think of the warmth of the man, and feeling Luigi's tight core between his arms.

They were clear of the castle and were making distance at a surprising rate.

Luigi steered Tiamat on the path straight to the enormous gate surrounding the Smash Manor.

Riyoro was getting nervous as the gate was separated by the closed moat and they were heading straight for it, which below held nothing but alligators and who knows what else infested the lake.

Before Riyoro could worry about taking a swim, Tiamat jumped clear over the bridge gap heading for the 39 feet Wall to the outside.

"Lets-a go" Luigi cheered producing a blue shell from seemingly nowhere and throwing it into the air.

Tiamat used his chameleon-like tongue that Yoshi were known for and swallowed the shell in his mouth.

To Riyoro's surprise, sparkling white feathered wings sprouted from Tiamat's back and they were soaring right over the gate into the midnight sky.

Riyoro's olive cape bellowed in the wind behind them as they accelerated into the dark clouds.

Riyoro in fear hunched over into Luigi's back and closed his eyes.

Luigi soothed the Prince saying

"I can show you the world, shining shimmering splendid, tell me my Prince now when did you last let your heart decide?"

Riyoro broke out of his fear induced stupor from the calm song-like tone Luigi created and opened his eyes seeing the sky blue eyes of Luigi's looking back at him. They sparkled with a newfound energy and Riyoro realized that Luigi truly loved flying, his infectious energy somehow calmed him enough to take a breath and tame his fast beating heart.

"I can open your eyes, take you wonder by wonder, over sideways and under on a magic dragon ride. A whole new world!"

They broke the clouds and all around them was the open night sky and stars that shined bright beaconing to him like diamonds in the sky

"A new fantastic point of view, no one to tell us no, or where to go, or say were only dreaming.."

For the first time Riyoro appreciated the raw feeling of flight. He was not protected by a UFO or locked in mortal combat. Luigi's talk (or singing) was awakening a feeling in him he never felt before like the peak of a roller coaster that just became fun and Riyoro was high off the adrenaline as they soared higher into the sky. The cool midnight breeze on his face lifted him off Luigi and summoned something from deep within his soul, he began exclaiming

" A whole new world! A dazzling place I never knew, but when I'm way up here it's crystal clear, that now I'm in a whole new world with you"

Luigi, clealry impressed, joined in

"Now I'm in a whole new world with you"

A pack of flying Koopas casually flew in formation in front of them. Their shells of rainbow colors reflected the light of the stars , they appeared to be flying twinkling gemstones.

"Unbelievable sights" One of the flying Koopa noticed the two men and shrieked in shock

"Indescribable feeling! Soaring tumbling, free-wheeling, through an endless diamond sky!"

Tiamat powered forward flying higher then a chain of mountains that Riyoro almost thought had eyes happily looking at them.

"A whole new world!"

Tiamat dipped down to the highest mountain and dived in sync with it's waterfall

The sudden drop made Riyoro hunch back into Luigi

"Don't you dare close your eyes"

Riyoro reenergized with Luigi's reassurance

"A hundred thousand things to see"

"Hold your breathe it gets better"

At the last moment Tiamat opened his wings carrying them across the clear water where flying fish danced around playful sea creatures.

One looked like a Loch ness monster with goggles and one looked liked a dragon eel. It had feathers for ears and its long snake like body swirled in S-shaped patterns on the lake in chorus with the symphony of sea monsters.

"I'm like a shooting star, I come so far and cant go back to where I used to be"

"A whole new world"

"Every turn a surprise"

"With new horizons to pursue"

"Every moment red letter"

Tiamat once again accelerated into the clouds but this time when he broke through them, the stars paled in comparison to the enormous, beautiful, moon that was radiating it's silver light in full view

The two men spoke-sung together in harmony

"I'll chase them anywhere, there times to spare, let me share this whole new world, with you"

Riyoro and Luigi locked eyes. Feelings he never felt in his life drowning out all senses.

Something about Luigi looked totally different, he was still the same Luigi but in place of the goofy childish green Mario brother was a confident superhero with an overpowering aura that took away any doubts Riyoro had. The prince fell deeply in love with this version of Luigi, it was the most beautiful thing he had ever seen.

"A whole new world!"

"A whole new world"

"That's where we'll be!"

That's where we'll be!"

"A thrilling chase"

"A wonderous place"

The pair was carried still higher into the sky showered by the impact of the full moon before them

"For you and me."

Luigi and Riyoro said quietly to each other as they seemed to be controlled by unknown forces closing the gap between them in a passionate kiss.

Luigi slightly turned to hold the prince as the prince held him. Eyes closed, they kissed in the sky, over the land, with the eclipsing power of the moon itself all time stopped as they passionately caressed each other in true love.

That night, Riyoro actually lost his virginity, over and over until the sun came up.

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Luigi’s POV:

I watched intensely as he slept. The prince of Gaia, an alien superstar…sound asleep in my bed. I grinned at how adorable Riyoro lay snoozing like a kitten. My Prince. I could feel the shadow of my brow, cover my eyes as I lowered my gaze. Thinking of all the access I have to his body now that he is mine. From the moment he appeared to me as a new challenger, all I have known was want. The way he descended from the sky like one of the stars themselves had decided to be among mortal men. A celestial body in the guise of an exotic fairy.

His green aura wings currently lay dormant behind a butterfly tattoo on his back. They captivated me with their intricate designs and random fluttering, phasing out of his cape while he was awake. I felt like I had captured a butterfly in a bottle. Wings that glowed with starlight and hair that flowed like the ocean.

 I chuckled thinking about Link’s relationship with NaVi, now I envy his ability to keep the fairy tethered to his itinerary at all times.  Away from prying eyes, and ill intentions… forever mine and mine alone.

Riyoro seemed to bring out dark desires I didn’t know I held, or was it a protective instinct I thought nonexistent beginning to surface? He seemed so delicate and pure, sleeping like this. Does he trust me? Will he trust me if he knew I could be just as lustful as Ike? That bastard. Riyoro has already dealt with so much from us both. I might want access to his body, but I really want access to his heart.

Because I think he already has mine, forever.

Riyoro let out a loud snore. Snapping me out of my simping. Of course, Riyoro wasn’t as innocent as he let on. He was adventurous, bratty, picky eater and an OP spell caster. Not to mention he could be quite wicked in sexy time. I licked my lips thinking about last night. I wanted more and more and still I want. He tries so hard to be a bad ass, but I see the inner child that wants to be loved and accepted, If only he knew how easy it was for me to read him. He would let his guard down and just be happy, with me.

***

Riyoro’s POV:

I’m a beautiful mermaid, swimming through a cloudsea in the sky. The atmospheric pressure feels like the ocean against my mana fins. I’m at a peace I have never felt, drifting through the cosmos, twinkling stars flying by me. Their lights shine all the colors of a galaxy rainbow, tantalizing my body with their aura as I pass each one by.

Suddenly, a planet-size ship appears right in front of me. I halt my leisure outer space swimming. It’s blinding lights burn out the entire surroundings. Eclipsing everything in a bright white spotlight. I hear a voice that sounds offly familiar…

“Miss MAMMMAAAS! I know what you been up too” I shuddered at the already high pitched voice of Marth booming on surround sound. To make matters worse, he is not alone

“Riyoro and Ike K-I-S-S-I-N-….. I-N-…”

“G?” I say with an eye roll, of course that’s Roy

“Right, thanks Riyoro!”

 I was just beginning to say “No problem” when Marth cuts in

“Don’t thank him dumbass we are villains! We’re here to bring the stuff of nightmares!”

Even in my dreams, Marth was his usual extra self

“Oh, sorry Marth”

“Villains don’t apologize you idiot!”

I couldn’t help but laugh at these two. I flexed my chest out like my father when he was making a royal decry and held my head high and proud

“Sorry you guys, but this is MY dream, and that means I can do anything I want”

I summon a large emerald trident and send them both smoking across the galaxy with an ether cannon shot, and their blasting off again.

With that out of the way I resume frolicking through the kaleidoscope of stars in outer space. This time I’m halted by a large vacuum. This cosmic whirlpool sucks me into it no matter how hard I try to swim away. I try to activate my wings, but instead there is only a mana dorsal fin on my back. I get drawn in against my will to the depths of who knows where.

***

Luigi’s POV:

“HAAAAAUH” I release a yawn, drowsiness ebbing away. Had I known this would awake Riyoro I would’ve covered my face with a pillow. His eyes open with a lighting fast acuity and he looks totally freaked.

“YARRRRRGH!!!!” He says as he is leaping up throwing pillows at me

“You’ll never take me alive” a light glow on his back unleashes his mana wings, carrying him into air, only stopping inches away from the ceiling as he readies another pillow. I cower on the edge of the bed with my hands held out protectively.

“Riyoro? No, wait, stop!” Was all I could manage to get out.

Finally, my prince comes to his senses. Returning from whatever Gaian craziness someone like him dreams about.

“My-My wings!” he says gleefully spinning in the air

He only stops when he notices me on the corner of the room. Still cowering with a smirk, Riyoro never fails to surprise me.

“L-Luigi?” I gave him the look he deserved for acting bat shit crazy and watch the embarrassment immediately take over his face.

He hovers down to me, touching my elbow, the feel of his skin sends a shockwave through my core. He notices his hand and quickly removes it, still embarrassed, still shy. I conceal my urge to laugh at my prince. For as much of a badass he tries to be, he is still just a normal guy who has nightmares and gets nervous at the slightest touch.

I grab him into my arms half because I wanted him close and half to fluster him even further. The warmth of the smaller man seems to penetrate into my soul. I want to tell him I love him, but how cheesy would that be after our first night of passion.

Be Cool

I remind myself, even though I’m scared he can feel how hard my heart is beating. I don’t know how I’m more nervous now than before we even shared a kiss, but I want him, I want all of his secrets, all of his worries, all of his goals, I want.

Riyoro’s POV:

Luigi holding me like this… I feel a bit awkward. I never felt this way about anyone. It’s so easy to relax and let him hold me but I can’t stop worrying about things.

How does he feel about my history with Ike?

Does he think I’m a whore?

What if he leaves me after he’s bored?

Inwardly, I begin to panic with my doubts. I never been a good prince, or ever felt confident as a person. Even when I’m wielding impossible magic or the heir to my Kingdom. Even when I know I’m desirable by the way people look at me. But I been royal and privileged my whole life.

Looking at me with rose colored glasses, people always were obligated to hold royalty and privilege with a semblance of awe or jealousy...sometimes both. I failed to separate the reputation from my lifestyle. Everyone knows I’m a prince. Yet, Luigi has to know I’m the farthest thing from what a prince should be. I’m scared of heights, I’m not gallant, or pure. I’m prone to error.

The jealousy I feel for my father’s ability to always shine the brightest, to be perfect. The King never wavered, he always knows what to do what to say. Would Luigi still want me if he knew that I was farther from my father’s example then heaven is from Earth?

What I would give, to be able to be everything Luigi wants or needs. When he is holding me like this… I never want him to let me go, I want him to love me, to think of me first and last. Not in the way that my Kingdom is obligated to either; due to my royal status, but as a one of a kind being, the kind of person that comes once in a lifetime.

Does he see me that way? I feel: safe, there is no other feeling quite like this, it’s like, I belong in his arms.

I look up from his ensnaring hold on my body and the deeper hold on my mind and he looks back at me. Ah, I could get lost in the ocean of his sky blue eyes, his beautiful face sculpted perfectly by his jet black hair. The small scrub of his beard and the trimmed mustache. How did I just notice he is the most beautiful man I have ever seen?

He leans down to kiss me and I am transported. His mouth tastes like my favorite color, green. I don’t know how, but it does. Everything good in the world is green, like a gentle spring that ends a dark a gloomy winter. The color of luck in a field of four leaf clovers, the most soothing color on the eyes, the oxygen providing plants and proof of life on any planet.

I was never confident to wear green when blue or red had better results, but the fact that green is his trademark color is all to apparent every time he kisses me this passionately.

My arms move of their own accord on his sculpted arms. I trail my fingers through his many muscles stopping at his shoulders briefly before weaving my fingers under his clothes, inside of his green t-shirt and I begin to trace his chiseled chest. Encircling his sternum, I feel a light stub of hair and focus on his nipples. It was not my intention to arouse him but I feel the increase in size on my left hip that’s facing his groin area. I look down at the hard bulge hidden between his lime boxers and back up at him.

Luigi’s face is giving a suggestive smirk that only means one thing…

He can’t be trying to

Last night he literally wore me out, he is a passionate and hungry lover in bed. I could barely keep up with his devouring energy, but I want to be his fantasy, his one and only desire. I want him to want me.

He lifts me up and begins removing my black boxer briefs. I allow him to wring them off of me. He opens my legs and spreads them on top of him, I wrap them around his waist. This time it’s me who moves in for the kiss. Something about Luigi’s energy allows me to sink into a place of carnal desire, my instincts propel me to lightly hump into his massive bulge, propelling myself with my tail.

He slides his boxers down and kicks them off with a leg and begins to squeeze and cradle my ass. I hear a low grunt escape his rose colored lips and I know that he likes what he sees and feels. I raise my shoulders to distance my body from his so I can take in the view of his penis.

Once again, my body betrays my desires, my hands are already on his manhood caressing it softly as my own begins to enlarge at an alarming rate. Only when he does it back does the burning in my blood seem to let from the pleasure of his stroking. I lean down, wanting to taste him in my mouth but I halt momentarily with a sudden guilt. The last time I did this, was with Ike. I could barely fit it all in my mouth without gagging immediately. I want to be more professional, more experienced to please him like no other can or will.

“Go ahead” he begs softly, which is all the motivation I needed to take him in my mouth completely at the head of his dick. It taste like the best thing I ever had. The smooth skin compliments the insides of my open mouth. And I want more, I slowly go down, taking my time to savor the length of his love muscle reaching my throat.

I struggle not to gag, in vain. I have to take it out. Before he says anything I recover his penis in my mouth. Stroking it with my throat and cheeks. Trying my best not to allow my teeth to press on it too much. I sneak a glance up and see his eyes are closed and his head is lowered back. My anxiety finally lowers. He is enjoying it! I’m enjoying it as well. I grab the excess inches in my hand and focus on a comfortable amount to suck. I love his penis, it is beautiful like the color of marble turning a dash of pink at the head and veiny all over. It pulsates in my hand and I can taste my efforts reward slipping out of its opening.

Luigi’s POV:

Every morning should start off with head. Looking down at my prince humbly blowing my cock is a breakfast for the eyes. He even sucks cock royally. I know he is trying to act like he knows what he is doing but the crazy thing is, it’s working. I had to stifle a laugh when he gagged but now he seems to be getting into it. Pleasure radiating from his chocolate mouth echoing into my very soul. I finish in his mouth. The orgasm surprised my prince at first, from the reaction he gives… he is not a fan. But he is more concerned about making me happy and swallows it anyway.

“Can you warn me before you do that” He says when I regain my composure.  

“My bad” I say with a chuckle. Of course, it is a lie.

“Yeah ok” my bratty prince says getting up and beginning to put his clothes on.

Something about him swallowing my cum just makes the experience better. I want to dominate him, to show him who he belongs to, remove all essence of Ike from his brain and his thoughts only on me. Right now, there is only one way to do that.

“Not yet” I grunt in his ear, grabbing his boxers again. He looks at me surprised.

“B-But you just-“

“And?” I say casually. If he thinks I’m not always in the mood to fuck him he is going to learn today.

Riyoro gives me a flushed look and shyly removes his boxers. I grab his tail and steer it towards me, turning his body around. THAT ASS breathtakingly gorgeous. I couldn’t help but to grab and smack it. A pleasant sound it makes, I could get use to this. Now my dick is throbbing.

Riyoro’s POV:

I feel a little weird being on the spot like this. I know I have a nice butt, and obviously Luigi is enjoying it. But what do I do now? As if he can hear my thoughts, Luigi stands up and wraps his hands around me.

I’m a little relieved that I can just follow Luigi’s lead. It turns me on that he knows what he is doing. He grabs me by my hair and pulls my head to the side, revealing my neck. He begins to hungrily kiss and suck, sending pleasure I didn’t think possible. I get lost underneath the taller man. Grabbing the side of his head as he continues to try to eat me alive by kissing all over me.

I can feel his erect penis resting on me in the center of my posterior. I begin to push back on it. Wanting him to do more to me. He grabs my neck and begins fondling my nipples and massaging my body muscles. I allow myself to sink into Luigi’s world of domination. He pushes my body forward and spreads my cheeks, lube appearing out of nowhere he gently enters in a finger.

“Relax” he coaxes. As I tense up to the sensation. I know it’s just one finger, but I really find this process uncomfortable. As he continues I start to warm up to the feeling and breathe in. Summoning the pleasure that I know to follow the pain.

Luigi’s POV:

Riyoro is hugging my finger tighter than a virgin. Feeling his smooth and warm insides reminds me of royal silk and starlight silver. My dick begins to protest but I have to take my time with him. He is still new to all this. I slowly insert another finger watching him briefly wince, I begin stroking his tail, and whispering to him.

“Is everything OK babe?”

“Yea” he breathlessly lets out

Still trying to play it cool I see

Finally I insert another finger and begin increasing in speed. His tight grip has my dick jealous of my fingers and I can barely contain myself. I won’t rush, I cannot be greedy when Riyoro has given me his trust. I have to let my love win over my lust, for now.  My prince shocks me when he starts stroking his cock and pushing back on my fingers. He looks back at me and nods.

There is no denying now that he is ready.

Riyoro’s POV:

Luigi’s penis, penetrating my body feels better than the fingers. I expected with the size difference it would bring nothing but pain. He moves in gently and all my feelings are focused on the sensations that it’s giving me. I want more. I let him continue to slide inside almost to my limit but my mind is telling me I can take more. It is my duty to tame this horse and master its owner.

His hold tightens on me as he nears full insertion. The feeling of being wrapped under the man I love while he is inside me is overwhelming. As he begins stroking back and forth, I can’t help but grunt and moan. I didn’t expect it to feel so good so fast but this is the best thing I have ever felt in my life.

My animalistic instincts compel me to push back as he is pushing in. Increasing the intensity of our love making. He grabs my neck anchoring me in place and uses his other hand to grab the base of my tail pulling my posterior into him even harder.

I love it when he grabs my tail. I love when he grabs my neck. I love when he is giving me carnal desire. I LOVE.

Luigi is now pounding me and I am helplessly lost in a world of pleasure and trepidation. It sounds like the time I heard our Royal Chef in kitchen stirring a pot of Kolbaronni & cheese. Idk why I’m thinking about that right now. The wet stirring noise as he slides in and out of me.

“You’re so beautiful, taking my cock. It’s not too much?”

“M-more, fuck me Luigi!” I realize how uncouth that sounds but I don’t give a damn about royal protocol. Now when I’m getting owned like this by a plumber named LUIGI. How I love that name...

“Luigi” I moan

“Louder!” he orders and begins to stroke my dick while still grabbing my neck with his other hand.

“LUIGI!” I scream

He kisses me in full on passion mode. We hungrily explore each other’s mouth. Luigi is pushing into me at a crazed pace, as if he fears he has to taste everything in case he never taste’s me again. He’s stroking me fast and fucking me faster, causing me to explode all over the room as he continues to mercilessly pound me. It feels like he is trying to drive his love into me with each thrust. The intensity is wild. He grips my hips and suddenly is fucking me with a new ferocity.

Luigi’s POV:

BEST. NUTT. OF. MY. LIFE.

Riyoro lay on my bed slowly coming back to reality from the peak. I take a few moments to catch my breath, hunched over him. With one last kiss of passion, I am greeted by the taste of starlight. I am not worthy of this experience.

Chapter Text

What was that?

Ness the psychic spectacle, thought to himself. A fortnight he received a mental transmission that he couldn’t interpret but he could still somehow sense it.  It happened before, when he first met him.

Thinking of the new smasher was becoming his new obsession, or his new headache.

Riyoro is an enigma, he hails from an unknown planet and is apparently the prince of a faraway kingdom. That isn’t even the most interesting thing about Riyoro

Ness POV:

I do my best to keep from reading people’s thoughts out of respect and a certain responsibility. One mishap could totally fry someone’s brain and, there goes my freedom.

I shudder at the thought of being locked away in chains with a PSI energy reducing helmet or something that kept me from using my powers. I don’t know what would happen if I ever got in real trouble, but that’s how I would stop someone like me. There’s also a certain risk involved of my own brain short circuiting if I ever met a more powerful psychic.

Does such a person exist?

The only other psychic in the Smash Castle is-

“NESSSS”

Right on cue I could hear Lucas yelling behind my door.

*KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK!*

As if, screaming wasn’t enough I shake my head. Here comes another headache.

-Open up, I know you’re in there!-

Lucas was contacting me using thought speech

Only Lucas and I can communicate telepathically, it’s a more intimate level of conversation that affords privacy and I can also pick up on how my friend is feeling.

Right now it’s his usual playful patterns, with overwhelming excitement.

Groan

Me and Lucas grew up together in the same neighborhood. While I was the more quiet type of high school student, Lucas was the typical popular kid who everybody loves.

I always loved baseball and watching Lucas from afar as our school’s star pitcher was more than enough for me. He had many teenage fans and never even noticed me in the crowd until one day we PSI-locked after a big win to the most important game in the season.

 Everything seemed to change overnight…

I was still the geek who read books while most kids were involved with parties or movies. But everyday became more interesting when Lucas would psi-link with me and show me what it was like to have a friend.

In the public eye, we barely shared glances but what the world couldn’t see was all the jokes and playful banter Lucas would send my way.

~The Rhinobirds are trash, you need a new mascot, baseball head.-

Lucas would project to me when I wore my new baseball cap, sporting my favorite team.

~Lame, they are just jealous because you make straight A’s and all they make is straight acne. That’s why my brother is fucking his girlfriend. LAWL-

Lucas would psi-link to me when Pokey and his crew made fun of me for reading a new chapter book at lunch break.

No matter how far away I got, Lucas would always find me and take every opportunity to make light of whatever I was stressing about. Whether its homework or recently; the Smash tournament, Lucas always used his natural ability of sensing my emotions to make me feel better.

That’s why I’m in love with him.

I never told him; of course, and I tried EVERYTHING to hide that side of me. The fear of him rejecting me is too painful to risk. He is clearly straight and is always obsessing over a new girl. it breaks me in two whenever he gets into a new relationship, even though they never last long. He is a complete moron when it comes to the opposite sex, and moves on way to quickly to learn from the mistakes he makes with each failed relationship.

I have given up hope we will ever be together; but for now, I am satisfied being able to call him friend. After all he is my only one.

Our social statuses might not have allowed us to be seen together at EarthBound High, but here in Super Smash Castle, we are like two peas in a pod. I still keep to myself, but I am respected as an original brawler returning from the first tournament, many would say I have more fans then Lucas.

Growing up can do that. Secretly I still feel like that socially awkward boy that has no friends sometimes.

I envy how carefree Lucas can afford to be at the most critical times. I place effort into controlling my thoughts and emotions, partly from anxiety and partly for fear of my powers running wild. I always possessed extremely powerful PSI abilities since birth, and without control it could manifest in disastrous ways.

 During prom night, after being dragged into going by Lucas, I almost decimated EarthBound High with a meteor when the popular kids thought it would be funny to play a prank on me. Ever since, I always tried to keep a cool head.

-Don’t make me blast this door open-

PSI threatened Lucas

-Chill out, I’m coming.-

I PSI-linked with a sigh. I open the door to Lucas nearly bolting in.

I wondered what could be on the blonde’s mind this time. He always seemed energetic about things I consider not a big deal.

Don’t try telling him that though…

Lucas closed the door excitedly. After a dramatic pause, he turned around and faced me with a goofy grin

My heart misses a beat, I straighten my back. I can sense his blissfulness and hormones spiking which can only mean-

“I have the perfect Christmas present for her” Lucas proudly announced

“Yayy?” I dryly let out, not doing anything to hide my disappointment.

“Don’t be like that! I have been single for 3 months, I have to get this just right, and pickings are slim at Smash Castle”

-They wouldn’t be if you learn to chill out and stop trying to be a Casanova-

That’s the thing with Lucas, sometimes I can’t help but PSI-link to him automatically.

-Am I sensing jealousy Hotstuff?-

That’s the other thing, when we PSI-link to each other we get a brief sense of each other’s emotions. Another reason I have to always control mine

“So what’s your plan this time Genius?”

I hurriedly say out loud to get on with this.

“That’s the spirit Hotstuff!”

Lucas never sweats the small things, like deep conversations about not breaking the hearts of girls. I sure as hell don’t expect him to want to hear about my true feelings for him. Or I’m just that good at hiding my clear infatuation.

“So me and Bayonetta-“

“Wait, wait, wait, isn’t Bayonetta like 40 something?”

“She is not that old, besides… have you seen her rack?”

“Does she know your just 18?”

“I’ll be 19 next year! She can teach this young dawg new tricks”

“Gross” I retort

“Aww Hotstuff!” Lucas says grabbing me with one arm around my neck and scuffing up my hair

“L-Lucas stop it”

“You know you will always be my number one!”

I hate when he does things like this,

“What other friend is going to put up with my flaws Ness?”

Getting friend zoned is something I will never forgive of Lucas, yet I put up with it again and again

“NOBODY!” I scream trying to break his death grip on my neck

Anger and jealousy wells up in me, involuntarily causing the air to crackle

Lucas immediately releases me, knowing I have reached my limit of ‘fun’

-Damnn hotstuff, Im just kidding. Are you ok?-

I sense his affection and little bit of worry, and it makes me feel bad

-It’s not you-

I lied

-My focus has been off lately since I sensed some weird PSI vibrations the other day-

-You don’t mean? That sexy ass prince from Gao or whatever?-

“Yeah I think it was coming from Riyoro”

I feel his hormones spike and fight to hold back my bitterness, so I say out loud

“Pause, sexy?”

Lucas laughs

“C’mon Ness! I’m 100% straight but he does have a nice ass”

“You’re unbelievable” I say throwing my hands in the air,

Like, why are straight guys so gay sometimes?

Don’t they know how confusing that is for someone like me? It’s agonizing.

-Don’t worry Ness, if I ever go gay you will be the first guy in my bed <3 -

I sense nothing but friendly affection from those words

There he goes again making jokes that he will never know hurts to listen to

“How flattering” I say sarcastically

As if I would ever be so lucky

“You know what you need?”

“Some peace and quiet?”

“A Girlfriend!”

I roll my eyes and walk away from the entrance to my bedroom with Lucas hot behind my trails

Here we go again

“Seriously, people look at you all the time now. It’s that weird emo thing you got going on, the other day Nana was asking what your sign is”

“Nana…?”

“The ice climber’s lass”

“Isn’t she dating Popo”

“He’s totally gay, did you see his arched eyebrows”

“This coming from the guy who wears curling rolls to bed”

“Hey that’s just the drip, how else could I get my bangs so perfect!”

Lucas says with a smile flicking his ridiculously long and sharp curled bang

I try my best not to blush at his shameless confidence in his looks, he is cocky but I like that about him. Not only is he right, but I wish I was as assured in myself, sometimes I live vicariously through Lucas.

“She asks everybody that, she is obsessed with that stuff” I say

“Bro, you need to stop selling yourself short, your hot as fuck”

I look Lucas in the eyes, for a moment to see if he is being serious.

Does he really find me attractive?

“Really?”

“Of course, I mean no one expects you to beat my golden charm and baby blue eyes, but I wouldn’t be seen with you if you were a mess”

There it is

“Fuck you!” I say flopping on the bed.

Lucas flops down beside me with his hands behind his head

“Ness”

“Yeah?”

-Don’t ever change <3 –

****

Dining Hall

Having Lucas come to lunch with me every day is astronomical for my anxiety. It was always strange eating by myself at Earthbound High, which is why I brought a chapter book to distract me from it. But we kind of have a lunch group now.

There is Mario, the reigning champion of the previous tournaments, something I despise even though I like him as a person.

 Luigi, similar to Lucas in personality but a lot more hot headed.

Ike, cool as a fan sometimes joins us along with Marth and Roy. I always found Roy to be interesting but I dislike how much of a follower he is for Ike and Marth. Playing both sides while Marth is always being too dramatic, which is funny as hell.

 Princess Peach seems like the perfect Mary Sue but I have seen her mad and have been completely horrified.

 Sora is…a little off, but in a charming, adorable type of way

 And last but not least,

Riyoro. He must be some kind of telepath to trigger my PSI sensory powers twice since he’s been here. Maybe he isn’t even aware of it but he definitely possesses some kind of innate psychic gift if it was picked up by my psionic intuition. I wonder if something traumatic has happened to the Gaian recently to cause such another burst of mental waves.

The first time it happened was when he was a new challenger and laid eyes on Luigi. Which checks out cause that had to be a range of powerful emotions, first official match and all. Not to mention he probably was way more into Luigi then he let on.

 But there isn’t anything close to a whisper when I superficially probe his mind. I didn’t go to deep, as I never do. Just a little PSI- tap but any well versed psychic would have picked up on my scan.

It was the same as all the other challengers me and Lucas tested out… Aside from a few shallow conversations we share at these lunches we attend I barely know him anyway. Maybe I should write it off as a strange anomaly.

I wouldn’t mind if Riyoro could also use psi-speech however. Lucas would freak out of course. But now that I know he thinks the Gaian is sexy (even if in a weird straight way) I’m kind of glad. I don’t want me and Lucas’s special PSI bond to be shared by anyone else

“What Ness?” Riyoro says with a smile, knocking me out of my stupor.

FUCK

He caught me staring. The brown skinned Prince’s smile was enough to raise my heart rate. Staring into his jade eyes complimented perfectly by the purple gem in his tiara.

Maybe.

I shake the thought, Riyoro is a prince, and worst still he already has his hands full with multiple guys in the tournament. I definitely can’t compete with someone as alpha as Ike… or Luigi who is looking at me with one eyebrow raised.

“Sorry, I was just looking at your star tattoo” I lie, pointing at his cheek

Riyoro laughs, it was no secret his tattoos were made with a magic that protected his body like an aura skin made of steel.

They were so beautiful and enhancing though.

“He’s mine Ness!” Luigi says putting his hands around Riyoro, who is obviously embarrassed by this.

The gang of brawlers laugh, everyone knows Luigi is insanely jealous about Riyoro. The two were seen as the new power couple since they went public two weeks ago. Sora complained about all the commotion he could here in their dorms at night, the afternoon, and the mornings. The two were definitely getting to know each other.

Lucky

But sometimes I would catch him staring and Ike and Ike back at him, and I think that something might’ve happened with them as well. Ike no longer sits with us, which means Marth and Roy don’t either. We don’t ask.

“YOOO Shawty!” Lucas waves down Bayonetta as she is passing by with Zero Suit Samus. She says something and they make way to our table.

“My name is not Shawty, little man”

This is going to be good…

“I’m sorry Lass, I was hoping we could eat together.”

Bayonetta adjust her glasses

“Ah, well thing is, I’m not” She walks away

I stifle a chuckle

Lucas angrily jabs me with an elbow

“Dammmn Tio, at least she let you down gently.” Luigi offers

“Oh that? NAH she totally has the hots for me, she just likes giving me a hard time.”

Samus chuckles.

“What, lass?” Lucas says

“I think she would be more interested in your friend there”

Everybody looks at me and I feel all the blood rushing to my face

She couldn’t have meant me

“You got to be kidding me!? What does Ness have that I don’t” Lucas squelches bewildered

“You wouldn’t understand” she chuckles and walks off as well.

“Man, fuck them!” Lucas says crossing his arms “I can’t believe this shit, why do girls always got to play”

“Why do guys have to be jerks?” Peach says.

“Excuse me for trying to be nice they didn’t have to be b-- witches.”

“Have you met Bayonetta? The UMBRA WITCH” I respond, enjoying this way too much.

“Maybe that’s why she likes you, your way more likely to do a Gothic seance and shit”

“Maybe she just likes me because I don’t call girls shawty”

“MAYBE she just thinks you’re witchy too”

I gave him the look that statement deserves

Sora laughs, joining in “Ness is just a powerful psychic who is also super chill”

I feel pride that I’m being defended, if we were still in High school, everyone would’ve just took Lucas’s side of things whether he was right or wrong cause that’s how things were. It was so different being on the other side, but I like this.

“Are you kidding me? Ness is a ticking time bomb, that’s why he’s so reserved, and besides what he has in power I have in range, we are BOTH powerful psychics”

Lucas always gets like this when it comes to impressing girls, even throwing me under the bus. Heterosexual men are way too competitive, like primitive cavemen fighting to the death over a mate.

But I’m not letting him get away with this one, how dare he call me out for his mistake

“Ticking time bomb?”

“I don’t call you hot stuff for nothing Hotstufffff”

-Those girls were right, you are a jerk-

-Chill out, it’s a joke Hotstuff-

-Stop calling me that!-

-HOTSUFFFFF <3 -

At this I lunge after him with him barely dodging in time, running away. I’m hot on his heels but he ducks behind a corner and escapes to the hallway. We both start smiling. Lucas might be a moron, but he is my moron.

-I’m going to go back to the drawing board, I’ll come by later with my next plan to get the lass-

-Like it’s going to work!-

-I can still sense your jealousy!!!-

Fuck

I walk back to the table where the Smashers are arguing over who has the most toxic relationship.

The closest thing I have been to a relationship is the one sided heap I have with Lucas. The girl crazy, immature, never taking anything serious, asshole. It’s definitely toxic.

-I hate that I love you-

Projecting without thought at absolutely nobody.

Riyoro sitting in front of me looks stunned.

-H-How did you do that?-

I freeze, then a sudden chill creeps up my spine

-Riyoro?-