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 Math hate club! Groupchat

iluvsza: Okay so, I was on Instagram right? And I posted on my story, and not even a minute later Zenitsu replied heart eyes on it.

Cloudwatcher 💀 :Bro is a stalker

Flowerlover: he’s a fiend, kinda weird 😭

Kickrocks: IM DEAD IM DEADDDD, I LOVE YOU ALL

Literalsun: Genya what’s going on?

Kickrocks: BRO I GOT AN F ON THAT MATH TEST AND SANEMI JUST TEXTED ME AND TOLD ME HE WANTS TO SEE WHAT I GOT, ITS OVER FOR ME. IM DONE FOR. Y’ALL WILL NEVER SEE ME AGAIN.

eatdirt: just change the F into an A with whatever he graded the paper with, it’ll fool him for a little bit and give you time to turn your grade around.

alittle 🐱 : no way you had an idea like that, I thought you were too slow to comprehend anything:

eatdirt: sthu, I got it off YouTube. I cant full my mom with those typa things

alittle 🐱 : this is why your grades are bad, you stay up watching gacha life.

Cloudwatcher 💀 :gacha life? Seriously Inosuke?

eatdirt: HES A LIAR, I SWEAR I NEVER WATCHED THAT IN MY LIFE

iluvsza: put that on something.

eatdirt: I put that on genya

Kickrocks: oh no you killed me, I seen you watch it Inosuke

eatdirt: IT WAS ONLY ONCE I SWEAR, IT HAD AN INTERESTING PLOT

Literalsun: we shouldn’t bully Inosuke for what he watches, plus Zenitsu don’t you watch like my little pony or smth?

Flowerlover: Kiyo, naho and Sumi watches that.. they’re like 8

alittle 🐱 : IHY TANJIRO, IHY SM. IM TELLING GIYUU THAT YOU SKIP CLASS

Literalsun: you’d bet not, Zenistu I’ll slaughter you.

alittle 🐱 :tell that to Giyuu

*alittle🐱 sent an attachment*

Literalsun: KYS, NOW HES TEXTING ME.

*literalsun is offline*

iluvsza:no way you snitched on my brother because you watch mlp

alittle 🐱 : and did, revenge taste sweet 🥰

*iluvsza changed the groupchat name to Zenitsu is a snitch*

alittle 🐱 :no way, you’re so rude Nezuko 😭

iluvsza: I have a low tolerance for SNITCHES, Mlp lover. Kys now my brother is in trouble.

Flowerlover: tuff, I’m finna go to bed tho. Sleep well homosexuals and heterosexuals.

Youngerflame: literally nobody in here is a homo.

Flowerlover: oh.

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Mathhateclub! groupchat

Literalsun: @alittle🐱, meet me outside.

alittle🐱: or what?

Literalsun: keep playing with me Zenitsu and I’ll shove my foot so far up your crack, you will be throwing up toenails for weeks.

Kickrocks: the way he managed not to curse while threatening somebody, he deserves an award for that💀

Cloudwatcher💀: naw ion think that was a threat, I can feel his sinister energy through the screen with that one..

iluvsza: bro is really abt that life, and ima slide for him‼️

alittle🐱: dang Nezuko, I thought we was gang fr.

iluvsza: we was until u wanted to be a snitch, bum.

Flowerlover: bum is insane, but Zenitsu yk u dead wrong for snitching 😭

alittle🐱: why was he telling my business tho?

Eatdirt: so u was watching my little pony?😯

alittle🐱: shut up Inosuke.

Literalsun: Zenitsu, you have exactly 5 minutes to meet me at the park or I’ll drag you out your house.

Kickrocks: naw bro is being violent💀

alittle🐱: aye you don’t even gotta do allat cuz, I was just joking with you, Tanjiro I’m sorry pls, I’ll buy you and Nezuko lunch for a week..

Youngerflame: scary💀

iluvsza: make it a month and we’ll think abt it.

Literalsun: who is we? because I’m on him RIGHT NOW.

Kickrocks: SOMEBODY CALM FERAL TANJIRO DOWNNN @flowerlover

Flowerlover: why did you @ me..🙁

Kickrocks: calm Tanjiro down pls Kanao..

Literalsun: naw, nobody can calm me down until I get these ones in.

Cloudwatcher💀: Tanjiro bro, gts its literally 3 am

Literalsun: oh u right… Gn y’all.

alittle🐱: TYSM MUICHIRO

Cloudwatcher💀: I wasn’t doin that to save you, I did that to make sure Tanjiro gets sleep.

alittle🐱:🙁..

iluvsza: bro thought he was special 💀

Youngerflame: y’all gts

Eatdirt: wrd, Gn y’all. See y’all at school tmr.

Youngerflame: OKAY IK U GUYS MIGHT BE SLEEP BUT IM SORRY KYOJURO JUST FELL DOWN THE STEPS AND IM LITERALLY WHEEZING

Kickrocks: now how..

Youngerflame: ITS KINDA DARK IN OUR HALLWAY AND HE WASNT WATCHING HIS STEP THEN BOOM AND HE YELLED SO LOUD I’M LITERALLY LOSING IT

Youngerflame has sent a voice message.

Kickrocks: BRO UR LAUGH HAS ME LAUGHING, SANEMI IS GONNA KILL ME IF HE FIGURES OUT IM UP THIS LATE OH MY GOSH.

Youngerflame: I’M LOSING IT SO BAD, NOW HES JUST SITTING AT THE TABLE DRINKING WATER LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED.

Kickrocks: senjuro gts 😭

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Dysfunctional mfs groupchat!

Flames: I think I sprained my ankle

Weluvfood: how did you do that 😲

Flames: it’s kinda embarrassing..

Painfullystraight: just answer the question.

Flames: okay so… I might’ve walked down the stairs in the dark.. and missed a step..

Veryflashyindeed: LMAOOO CMON KYOJURO HOW’D U DO THAT 💀

Flames: I said I was walking in the dark..

Butterflyeffect: Naww that’s embarrassing..

Flames: I cant tell y’all shit.

Rabiddog: naw bc why did you think it was a smart idea to walk down the stairs in the dark? 💀

Flames: ARE YOU GUYS JS IGNORING THE FACT THAT I THINK I SPRAINED MY ANKLE?

butterflyeffect: yk Rengoku, the doctors exist for a reason. it only takes 5 minutes to schedule an appointment 🥰 ?

My13threason: I don’t like how I can just hear the passive aggressiveness in your tone over text…

Veryflashyindeed: naw seriously, but I remember that one time that she got really mad at me because I spanked Aoi, she disrespected me I think it was a flamboyant punishment.

Butterflyeffect: huh?

Veryflashyindeed deleted a message.

shinobu and tengens dms

Kocho: now you wouldn’t like if one of your little girlfriends kissed a girl right?

Uzui: WHAT

Kocho: apologize or I’ll become the definition of ms steal your girl.

Uzui: OK IM SORRY.

Kocho: no in the gc bitch

Uzui: geez Kocho.

Dysfunctional mfs groupchat!

veryflashyindeed: I just wanna apologize, for what I did, it was very wrong and I am very sorry.

Rabiddog: wtf 💀

Cloudwatcher 💀 : that was the most ‘unflashy’ apology ever….

veryflashyindeed: Why is this child still in gc?

Cloudwatcher 💀 : I’m student council dickhead

painfullystraight: oh fuck I forgot about this kid lmaoo 💀

Cloudwatcher 💀 : ‘lmaoo’ stfu dumb bitch

Rabiddog: why tf is this kid insulting us 💀 ?

Cloudwatcher 💀 : bc u bitches are blowing up my phone while I’m on a date, you stupid mfs

veryflashyindeed: a date? Aren’t you like.. 12?

Cloudwatcher 💀 : ‘aren’t you like 12’ I’m fourteen you small dick bastard.

Butterflyeffect: LMAOO FUCK YOU UZUI THATS WHAT YOU GET, have fun on your date Tokito 😭

Cloudwatcher 💀 : ty, and if any of u have a problem talk to me later abt it. Tanjiro is more important

My13threason: WAIT TANJIRO?

Cloudwatcher 💀 : oh hi tomioka

My13threason: I THOUGHT KANAO AND TANJIRO?

Cloudwatcher 💀 : obviously not. Bye tho

Flames: lmao that kid violated you guys

Rabiddog: isn’t your ankle sprained?

Flames: kys.

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Math Hate Club! Groupchat.

alittle 🐱 : when u call me at 3 in the mornin… like daddy come hit 😳

Literalsun: let’s be fr.. nobody is callin u at 3am

iluvsza: honestly… more delulu than me when it comes to Joshua from svt ⁉️

Flowerlover: OMG NEZUKO.. UR A CARAT??

iluvsza: PROUDLY.. R U ONE KANAO?

Flowerlover: ABSOLUTELY WTF THEY’RE MY ULT

iluvsza: WHOS UR BIAS???

Flowerlover: WONWOO

iluvsza: THATS ACTUALLY SO FUCKING REAL, I LOVE U 10X MORE NOW

Flowerlover: REALL MY FAV SONG IS FAST PACE WBU?

iluvsza: FAST PACE IS A BOP.. for me it’s def fallin’ flower.. cus who told them to make that majestic ass song ⁉️ and it’s in Japanese ??? ugh it’s so fucking good.

Flowerlover: omg I love fallin’ flower bro

Kickrocks: what the actual fuck r u guys talking ab

Cloudwatcher 💀 : kpop bro… get with the times

Kickrocks: how ab u get with these nuts in ur mouth 🥰🥰 !!!

Literalsun: Blocked. Reported.

Kickrocks: I was jp 🙁

eatdirt: genya.. u srsly don’t know who svt is?

alittle 🐱 : INOSUKE HOW DO U KNOW??

eatdirt: CUS I STAN THEM U RATASSBITCH

alittle 🐱 : you do?? Pls help me… I’d get a better shot at getting with Nezuko if I knew them pls

eatdirt: no why tf would I help YOU? ur below me.. peasant

iluvsza: tell em Inosuke! Plus who said you’ll get a chance with me anyways? 💀 The only way you’ll ever get a chance with me is if u buy me a ticket and a flight to see svt

Flowerlover: REAL?? bc these men are gettin a lil TOO bold 💀

iluvsza: right cus how do y’all live everyday knowing ur not Jeonghan??

Flowerlover: SERIOUSLY 😭😭 like be 100% right now.. if I were a man and I wasn’t Jeonghan I would hang myself

iluvsza: if I was birthed and I wasn’t Jeonghan I would hang myself with the umbilical cord

Kickrocks: dawg what??

iluvsza: u can read!!

cloudwatcher 💀 : he probably can’t.. I fear !

Literalsun: wild ngl 😭 I love kpop stans.. I’m not much of a carat but I sure am an army

iluvsza: that’s honestly so real! we love bts around here

alittle 🐱 : YOU TOO TANJIRO?? ARE ME AND GENYA THE ONLY ONES LEFT OUT??

Literalsun: do you like never stop typing in caps? Why r u yelling 💀💀 ???

alittle 🐱 : I feel socially accepted when I assert my dominance.

Literalsun: Zenitsu… sorry to say this but… the only thing ur asserting is idiocy.

alittle 🐱 : oh… 🙁

Literalsun: yeah… :(

Youngerflame: I’m actually pissing myself 😭😭 tanjiro why are u like this

Literalsun: I’m just telling him the truth.. we all need a reality check sometimes!!

Youngerflame: this is so wild 💀💀 every time I open this chat Tanjiro is bullying tf out of Zenitsu

eatdirt: normalize bullying.. some ppl need it.

alittle 🐱 : def u !!

eatdirt: u have no friends Zenitsu what r u talking ab

alittle 🐱 : 💔 u guys are so fake bro like what if I just killed myself rn?

Literalsun: IT MAKES ME SMILEEEE IT MAKES ME SMILEEE

alittle: yep i knew it. i guess this is goodbye forever. I am not fit for this world clearly.

Flowerlover: UNSEND TS 🗣️🗣️‼️‼️

Kickrocks: stfu Zenitsu

eatdirt: bro we actually don’t gaf

Cloudwatcher 💀 : WHO ASKED ⁉️‼️‼️🗣️🗣️