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+Xie Lian causes an apocalypse
+Hua Cheng gets ran over by a Morrisons truck on the way to the airport
+Everyone has to board the plane, the pilots are Tails and Sonic, their goal is to fly to another world with the sonic rings to avoid the nuclear missiles
+The plane gets hit by mecha Shrek and crashes whilst they're halfway over Asia
+The plane catches fire and Miles Edgeworth dies from inhaling smoke, Satanick breaks his legs and Sally's guitar snaps so he's absolutely furious, mickey mouse can't find the mystery mousekatool. The rest of the passengers panic and Satan gets crushed in the crowd. Ink Sans falls off the exit slide.
+Everyone else survives
+Survivors- Sonic and Tails, Hua Cheng (yea he lived), Dhar Man. Sebastian, Grell, Postman Pat and his cat, the triangle from Mr Maker, Rouge the bat, Blaze the cat, Wei Wuxian (the sword fucker dude), Satanick and Sally (Mickey died of cardiac arrest)
+Everyone gathers as the Sonic characters form a plan- they have to either steal another plane or get to an underground shelter, they choose the plane- everyone is currently somewhere in a desert where the crash site is.
+Tails is looking for things in the ground, Sally tries to repair his guitar, Satanick fixes his legs magically and goes to hit on Blaze but gets punched while Dhar Man filmed it all. Postman Pat feeds his cat tuna, Sebastian lays on the floor and so does Grell. The triangle explodes and transforms into a massive car, Hua Cheng comes back after stealing a rod from a nuclear reactor somehow.
+Yeah so everyone uses the triangle as transport to an airport, Satanick gets annoyed and just teleports everyone to a random city, they try to get to an airport or a military base quickly| They changed plans and went to a base.
+They made it to the base but their plan is to steal some aircraft, in order to do so they had to fight Bill Gates, Mecha Shrek, Optimus Prime and a few soldiers
+They succeded but the triangle died
+to be continued ig