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Tenya Iida added Izuku Midoryia, Shoto Todoroki, Eijirou Kirishima, and 16 Others…

Tenya Iida: Hello fellow students! I have gotten permission from Aizawa-Sensei to create this chat!!

Tenya Iida: I would tell you all to be responsible with this chat, but knowing you all that’s impossible.

Mina Ashido: WOW-

Kyouka Jirou: Iida is done with our bs, apparently.

Hanta Sero: fghjafdjhdhjkafgak

Denki Kaminari: … Does that mean we can have nicknames?

Tenya Iida: Within reason.

Mina Ashido: :0

Tenya Iida: Don’t make me regret this.

< Denki Kaminari changed Denki Kaminari’ s nickname to Pikachu >

< Mina Ashido changed Mina Ashido ’s nickname to Mama Mina >

< Pikachu changed Hanta Sero ’s nickname to Spider Man >

Spider Man: :0

Spider Man: Thanks Bro!

Pikachu: No problem bro!

< Mama Mina changed Eijirou Kirishima ’s nickname to Rock Solid >

Rock Solid: Manly! Thanks Mina!

Mama Mina: No problem!

< Pikachu changed Katsuki Bakugou ’s nickname to Time Bomb >

Time Bomb: Acceptable.

Pikachu: :0 NICE!

< Mama Mina changed Fumikage Tokoyami ’s nickname to Birb >

Birb : I resent this name.

-- Everyone’s names are changed cause I’m too lazy to show it --

Sonic : I think we should all sound off with our names!

Pikachu : I’m Kaminari!

Mama Mina: You can guess who I am :)

Spider Man: Sero here!

Rock Solid: I’m Kirishima!

Time Bomb: Tch, Bakugou.

Air Pods: Jirou.

Birb: Tokoyami.

Goddess: I’m Momo!

Sonic: Tenya Iida, at your service.

Small Might: Deku here! Um… Why is this my nickname?

Prince Zuko: I KNEW IT!!

Kirby: Hi Todoroki. Also, I’m Uraraka!

Frog: Tsu 🐸

Twinkle Twinkle: It is I, the fabulous Aoyama~

Floofy: Um, Ojirou here?

Pure Soul: \(0^◇^0)/

Sugar Daddy: I hate this name, but Pure Soul is Koda and I’m Sato.

Octopus : Shoji.

John Cena : Hagakure here! I love this name!

EW : Hello ladies~

EW : Wait- why is this my name?!?!?

Goddess : … Hello Mineta

EW : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Air Pods: Leave her alone!

EW : Gross, are you gay or something? DISGUSTING! All you gay people should rot in jail.

< Sonic banned EW from the chat >

Pikachu : I can’t believe I was friends with that… Thing.

Air Pods : You learned better than to do that, so you’re okay. 

Rock Solid : That was super manly Iida!

Goddess : I’m glad he’s gone.

Sonic : I will report him to Aizawa-Sensei so that he may receive proper punishment! 

Sonic : Homophobia is terrible, and I hope none of you are fucking homophobic.

Spider Man : Woo! Iida cursing? You know that’s serious!!

Time Bomb: Homophobia fucking sucks. Mineta should be expelled.

Small Might: Agreed!

--- 3 Hours Later ---

Sonic : Good news! At long last, Mineta has been expelled!!

John Cena: Thank goodness!!

Air Pods: Fuck Yeah!

Mama Mina: YAY!!

Goddess: Do we know who will be taking his place?

Sonic: Not yet, but Aizawa-Sensei promised to keep us updated.

--- 12 Hours Later ---

Sonic: Now that that’s over with, would everyone be comfortable in sharing their sexualities and pronouns? I don’t want to misgender anyone here or assume anything :)

Rock Solid : Why not!

Sonic : Perfect, I’ll go first.

Sonic : I use he/him and I am Biromantic and demisexuall.

Rock Solid : Awesome! I use he/him and I am gay!!

Mama Mina: I use She/They/Xe and I am Pansexual!

Spider Man : I’m Pan and I use He/They.

Time Bomb: He/Him. Gay.

Air Pods: She/Xe and I’m a lesbian

Birb: They/He Nonbinary. Demiromantic Asexual. Dark Shadow is Aro Ace and uses She/They/It.

Goddess: I use She/Her and I am a lesbian!

Small Might: I’m trans, FtM, and I use he/him pronouns! I am also Pansexual!

Prince Zuko : He/They and gay.

Kirby: I use she/her and I am Bisexual!

Frog: I am trans, MtF, use she/her and I am pansexual, kero.

Twinkle Twinkle: They/them and gay~

Floofy: I use he/they and I’m straight and ace!

Sugar Daddy: Koda and I are both AroAce.

Pure Soul : \(@^0^@)/

Octopus: I use He/Xe/They and I am Demiromantic and ace.

John Cena: She/They and Bisexual!

Pikachu : Um… Well...

Air Pods: It’s okay Kami, take your time.

Pikachu: Well I’m trans, FtM, and Bisexual. I also use he/they pronouns.

Rock Solid: Very Manly of you all to come out to us!

Sonic: I’m glad you all felt safe coming out! Rest assured, nothing will change amongst us! We support you!

--- Private Messages: Sero ( Tape ) and Kami ( Bolt ) ---

Bolt : So… Your crush is into guys ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Tape : I will skin you alive

Bolt : Wait no please I’ll give you all rights to tease me if I get a partner-

Tape : :0

Tape : DEAL

--- Class 1-A ---

Air Pods: Yo Bakugou

Time Bomb: The hell you want

Air Pods: I noticed you’ve been nicer lately, why’s that?

Time Bomb: I DON'T HAVE TO EXPLAIN ANYTHING TO YOU, EARBUDS

Rock Solid: Oh! I’ve noticed that too! Really manly, Bakugou!!

Time Bomb: Shut up, Shitty Hair

Frog: I went into the living area and found Bakugou blushing, kero?

Mama Mina: :0

Rock Solid: I wonder why that is, hope he’s okay :(

Spider Man: You’re too pure for this world, Kiri.

Rock Solid: :D

--- Private Messages: Bakugou ( Kacchan ) and Midoriya ( Deku ) ---

Deku : They’re right, you know. You have been getting nicer.

Kacchan : SHUT IT DEKU!!!

Deku : Mmmmmm…

Deku : Nah! >:P

Kacchan : Why are you only a little shit to me-

Deku : It’s fun, Kacchan!!

Deku : :0 what if I was a little shit to the chat

Kacchan : That’s a terrible idea

Kacchan : Do it

--- Class 1-A ---

Smol Might : Hey, @Sonic

Sonic : Yes Midoriya?

Smol Might : You harass Kacchan for threatening murder a lot

Smol Might : But you’re the only one who’s ever attempted it

Pikachu : WSGAJKDGAT

Kirby : IM SORRY??????

Mama Mina : DEKU???? IIDA????? WHAT????

AirPods : THIS IS A JOKE RIGHT!?!?!?

Sonic : Midoriya we’re legally not supposed to talk about that-

Prince Zuko : IZU NO-

Time Bomb : ah yes, the sassy deku that none of you fuckers have ever had to deal with

Smol Might : ehehehehehehe

Spider Man : Can we get back to the fact thAT IIDA HAS ATTEMPTED MURDER?!?!?!?

Sonic: No.

Sonic : What happens in Hosu stays in Hosu.

Octopus : This chat is incomprehensible.

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Pikachu : Was anyone going to tell me Aizawa-Sensei and Mic-Sensei were together or was I just supposed to figure it out myself by walking in on them kissing

Mama Mina : They’re WHAT

AirPods: dbsanfgdafadhsgfdjkasghjldsa

Kirby: OH MY GOD REALLY??????

Sonic : Why is that strange? The two are married? It’s normal for married couples to kiss????

Mama Mina : Again; THEY’RE WHAT

Sonic : Was this not common knowledge?

Smol Might : No??? Even I didn’t know it!!!! Though it makes sense in hindsight!

Spider Man : I suspected it, tbh

Rock Solid : You did???????

Spider Man : Listen, Mic chose Aizawa-Sensei’s hero name. That’s pretty romantic???

Prince Zuko : Iida, how were you aware?

Sonic : I was actually the ringbearer for them when I was younger.

Kirby : Aw, that’s so cute!

Frog : I can imagine smol iida being precious and bringing the rings up, kero

Sonic: Aw, thank you :D

--- Two Hours Later ----

Pikachu : WGAT THE FUCK

Goddess: Are you okay Kami?

Pikachu : NO????????

Time Bomb : Dunce face forgot that we have a math test tomorrow

Mama Mina : WE HAVE A WHAT

Spider Man : Did you all forget????

Pikachu: In my defense; I am stupid

Rock Solid : Bakubro, can I come over to study pleaseeeeeee

Time Bomb : FINE SHITTY HAIR!!!!

Pikachu : I wanna comeeeeeeee

Mama Mina: Oooh! Lemme come over too!!!!

Time Bomb : No, fuck you.

Rock Solid : Come on Bakugou! Please??

Time Bomb : tch. Fine.

Airpods : WHIPPED

Time Bomb : Someday you will have to answer for your actions and god may not be so merciful

Pikachu : dfsghakfdhjaahkjfdgkaj

Spider Man: Miss Keisha? Miss Keisha?????

Spider Man : Oh my fuckin god she fuckin dead-

Goddess : I would hope Kyouka didn’t die :(

Twinkle Twinkle : :eyes:

John Cena : :eyes:

Mama Mina : :eyes:

Goddess : ???

Sonic : I’ll explain later in the other chat

John Cena : What other chat?

Sonic : The Nunya Chat

Pikachu : Nunya?

Sonic : Nunya business.

Spider Man : fdghaghjdfghjdsfhjadsfgjfdshjgfdsfhjsd

--- Nunya Chat (Childhood Besties Version) ---

Secret Memer (Iida) : Momo they’re implying that you have a crush on Jirou

Crafting Table (Momo) : A.

Icy Hot Pain Relief (Todoroki): To be fair you’re really obvious

Crafting Table : >:(

Secret Memer : Simply confess it’s not that hard

Crafting Table : Pot meet kettle

Icy Hot Pain Relief : MOM??????

Catboy Hooters (Shinsou) : What are y’all on about over here

Secret Memer: Our lovely friend Momo is a useless lesbian

Catboy Hooters : So nothing new huh

Crafting Table : You’re right but you shouldn’t say it

Icy Hot Pain Relief: Momo just woman up and get some bitches

Crafting Table : Please don’t call the love of my life a bitch

--- Class 1-A ---

Sonic: MOMO STOP BEING A PUSSY AND ASK HER OUT

Goddess: IIDA WRONG CHAT

Mama Mina : FSAKFGSAHJKFHSJAKGFSGKASFAJK

Spider Man : IIDA ARE YOU WELL

Sonic : Not in the slightest, thanks.

John Cena : Who is the mystery womf?????

Sonic : It’s kyofadsgfhkaygfdjashdkfsaghfdkjas

Spider Man : IIDA????????

Goddess : :)

Kirby: I am so terrified right now

Frog: Same, kero

Goddess: :)

--- Nunya Chat (Childhood Besties Version) —

Secret Memer : I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU FUCKIGN TACKLED ME

Catboy Hooters : God I wish I could be in your class chat the drama must be immaculate

Icy Hot Pain Relief : It’s only like a day old rn tbh

Icy Hot Pain Relief : The worst is yet to come

--- Class 1-A ---

Pikachu : WAIT SERO @Spider Man

Spider Man : Ye wuttup

Pikachu : Why didn’t you tell me there was a test?!!?!?!?!?

Pikachu : Actually, scratch that. HOW DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THE TEST

Pikachu : I THOUGHT WE WERE MEANT TO BE IDIOTS TOGETHER

Spider Man : I thought you knew!!

Mama Mina : YEAH BUT HOW DID YOU KNOW

Sonic : Oh! I reminded him :)

Pikachu : SERO.

Spider Man: If it helps my case I most likely will not do well

Pikachu : ... okay you’re forgiven for now >:(

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Rock Solid : Can we get an F in the chat for Jirou

Sugar Daddy : What’d xe do

Time Bomb : Ears messed with Sero’s cooking

Floofy : And?

Pikachu : Dude, you do NOT mess with Sero’s cooking if you want to live

John Cena : Hey can someone tell me why Sero was mumbling rapid-fire spanish under their breath as they were prowling around with a slipper in their hand??????

Mama Mina : Oh damn, Jirou is fucking dead

Spider Man : ¿Dónde diablos está Jirou? Esa puta ha cometido un terrible error y está a punto de pagar el gaitero.

Pikachu : I’M SORRY I DON’T SPEAK TACO BELL?????????

Spider Man : Eres el siguiente, perra.

Pikachu : I AM IN FEAR?????

Pikachu : IIDA @Sonic DO SOMETHING???

Sonic : I’m sure Sero won’t do anything too bad, besides it’s time for heroics class!

Prince Zuko : I just heard Jirou scream followed by Sero speaking spanish

Sonic : EVERYONE PLEASE GET TO CLASS

--- 30 Minutes Later ---

--- Nunya Chat (Childhood Besties Edition) ---

Icy Hot Pain Relief : Today we mourn the loss of Momo’s wife, Jirou, who was beaten to death by Iida’s husband, Sero, who was using a slipper and speaking Spanish so fast that no one understood them. Kami was also killed by the same man but to a lesser extent.

Catboy Hooters : WHAT THE FUCK??????

Secret Memer : dgahkfghagdfkjaghdfkas

Catboy Hooters : Iida are you ok

Icy Hot Pain Relief : Don’t worry he’s just a simp

Secret Memer : He….

Catboy Hooters : He what?

Secret Memer : Just he….

Crafting Table : WHY DIDN’T YOU DO ANYTHING TO HELP KYOUKA!?!?!?!?

Icy Hot Pain Relief : I was terrified????????

Crafting Table : honestly same

Icy Hot Pain Relief : Iida was just simping

Secret Memer : IT’S TRUE BUT YOU SHOULDN’T SAY IT??????

Catboy Hooters : brb bout to beg my dad to join ur class

Icy Hot Pain Relief : You say that as a joke but we do have an opening

Catboy Hooters : WAIT DEADASS?????

Crafting Table : We told you??? That M*neta got expelled???

Catboy Hooters : I. Did Not Make The Connection

Secret Memer : Go ask your dad to let you join please it’d be so funny

--- Class 1-A ---

Airpods : Ow…

Goddess : I hope you’re feeling better, Kyouka!

Airpods : Yeah, I am. Lesson learned, do not mess with Sero’s cooking.

Pikachu : Or insult the Spanish language

Spider Man : You better not or I’ll whoop your ass with a chancla again

Mama Mina: Sero’s real quirk: Chancla

Pikachu : His hero name is Angry Latino Mom

AirPods : Wouldn’t it be Latina??

Pikachu : Nah it’s Latino because they’re boy-adjacent

Spider Man : Gonna start explaining my gender as boy adjacent

Floofy : Boy but a bit to the left

Spider Man : EXACTLY

Kirby : Hey if your leg got cut off where would it hurt

Frog : The stump, kero

Kirby : thanks

John Cena : Has anyone else noticed that the Bakusquad is so much more wholesome than the Izucrew

Rock Solid : ?

John Cena : I mean, Bakugo yells but he’s secretly a softie! And the rest of you guys are so sweet!!

Time Bomb : YOU TAKE THAT BACK >:(

Rock Solid : Bakubro is a softie :)

Time Bomb : SHITTY HAIR

Rock Solid : Hm?

Time Bomb : … nevermind

Mama Mina : :eyes:

Pikachu : :eyes:

Airpods : :eyes:

Pikachu : :eyes:

John Cena : While the Izucrew is very cryptic and danger-prone!!

Prince Zuko : plus we have Iida

Spider Man : What does that mean? Iida’s really nice!

Smol Might : But then there was Hosu though!!!

Sonic : LISTEN IF AT FIRST YOU DON’T SUCCEED IT’S ONLY ATTEMPTED MURDER OKAY

Goddess: OH MY GOD

Spider Man : IIDA???????

Sonic : No more questions.

John Cena : Anyways yeah I’m correct

Sugar Daddy : You right, you right

Pure Soul : (◕‿◕✿)

John Cena : Even Koda agrees!!!

Spider Man : Damn can’t argue with that

Sonic : They’re right tbh

Prince Zuko : Because you tried to commit murder?

Sonic : Todoroki. Shut the up fuck.

Mama Mina : Every day I come into this chat and every time I am surprised that Iida is feral.

Sonic : :)

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Sonic : @everyone !! I have an announcement to make!!!

Spider Man : What’s up prez?

Sonic : Hello Hanta, I am just very excited to share some news with the class :D

Pikachu : :eyes:

Mama Mina : :eyes:

Airpods : :eyes:

Smol Might : :eyes:

Prince Zuko : :eyes:

Prince Zuko : did I do it right Izu

Kirby changed Smol Might ’s nickname to Glowstick Bones

Glowstick Bones : You’re doing great Sho :)

Glowstick Bones : HEY!!

Sonic : Now that we’re all here can I make the announcement.

Sonic : Or do you need another 15 minutes to pull yourselves together.

Pikachu : Tell us!

Spider Man : We’ll behave!

Sonic : Be sure that you do.

Sonic : Anyways, I’ve been given permission to add the newest member of our class to the group chat.

Sonic added Hitoshi Shinsou to the chat

Sonic : Try not to scare him off

Goddess changed Hitoshi Shinsou ’s nickname to Insomnya

Insomnya : As if anything could be scarier than the Nunya Chat.

Pikachu : WAIT THAT EXISTS

Insomnya : Indeed it does, Pikachu.

Insomnya : Anyways I’m Hitoshi Shinsou, he/they. 

Insomnya : Also I’m sorry about how I acted at the sports festival. I was out of line

Floofy : We forgive you. You were just doing what it took to get noticed.

Insomnya : Oh, you’re the guy I brainwashed. Um. Sorry and thanks.

Sonic : See, Toshi. I told you there was nothing to worry about.

Spider Man : Did you two know each other before UA?

Insomnya : You must be the guy Tenya won’t stop talking about, Sero right?

Spider Man : You’ve heard of me? Only good things I presume?

Insomnya : you have no idea

Sonic : MOVING ON

Prince Zuko : Can’t believe we traded in trash for gold

Pikachu : ALL HAIL THE BETTER PURPLE BOY

Airpods : Yeah I’ll sign that

Insomnya : you know they told me I’d get a warm welcome but I wasn’t expecting this

Goddess : The bar was 6 feet under, you’d have to actively attempt to be worse than M*neta

Mama Mina : Wait who told you about the warm welcome??????

Insomnya : Momo, Tenya, Shoto, my dads

Rock Solid : Woah, you have two dads? I have two moms!

Pikachu : WAIT YOU’RE THE HOT PURPLE BOY FROM THE SPORTS FESTIVAL

Time Bomb : DURACELL HE ALREADY SAID THAT

Insomnya : YOU THINK I’M HOT?????

Sonic : oh my god.

Glowstick Bones : not even 10 minutes in and chaos has happened. 

Kirby : A new record.

Octopus : As my partner would say; what a mad banquet of darkness

Birb : Literally the worst way you could have said we were dating

Sugar Daddy : Congrats?????

Insomnya : Top ten reasons why my father needs therapy

Insomnya : Number 1; he teaches this class

Pikachu : WAIT A MINUTE

--- Nunya Chat (Childhood Besties Version) ---

Secret Memer : Toshi your dad said no loud blondes

Catboy Hooters : WELL LOOK AT HOW WELL THAT WORKED FOR HIM

Crafting Table : Do you think Kyouka likes strawberries

Icy Hot Pain Relief : This gives me ‘can I please get a waffle’ vibes

Catboy Hooters : ANYWAYS

--- Class 1-A ---

Sonic : I’m literally going to kill someone

Prince Zuko : You tried that already and failed

Sonic : No more from you, Hand Crusher

Glowstick Bones : I am going to scream if you two don’t shut up

Octopus : One day we’re gonna learn what you guys are talking about.

Octopus : Then stuff will make more sense

Birb : Or less sense.

Octopus : Probably less sense, yeah.

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--- Izuku Stop Trying To Kill God ---

Blue Flash (Iida): How does one flirt

Blue Flash : asking for a friend

Space Case (Uraraka): Who is this friend

Blue Flash : It's me. I am the friend

Bone Hurting Juice (Izuku): man I have no clue

Icy Thot (Todoroki): I gave you all the advice I had in the Nunya Chat

Blue Flash : Your advice was to declare war and set yourself on fire

Icy Thot : It’s perfectly good advice

Icy Thot : It worked for my brother Touya

Kermit (Tsu): isn’t he dead, kero

Icy Thot : NOT THE POINT

Space Case : You just need to be yourself Iida!

Blue Flash : Ochako. That is some grade a bullshit right there

Space Case : I realized as soon as I sent it.

Kermit : why don’t you just give them an anonymous note in their locker, kero

Kermit : It’ll help you get enough confidence to flirt in person, kero

Blue Flash : I am going to do that thank you tsu you are a lifesaver

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Iida was nervous. He spent all of last night writing and rewriting a note to put in his special someone’s locker. He knew it was anonymous, but it was nerve wracking all the same.

“You can do this, Tenya. Just put the note in and speed away.” He mumbled to himself, holding the folded note. He stared down at the pink paper for a moment, before shoving it into the locker and zooming away with a face that matched the love note’s color.

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--- Class 1-A ---

Spider Man : Um, who left a love note in my locker

Mama Mina : OOOOOOOO!?!?!?!?!

Pikachu : damb wish that were me i want an epic romance

Spider Man : shush mom said it’s my turn with the epc romance

Pikachu : @Time Bomb can you confirm

Time Bomb : EHHH??? I’M NOT YOUR MOM, SOY SAUCE AND DUNCE FACE

Time Bomb : Also Sero if they hurt you I’ll kill them

Spider Man : :0 HE DO CARE!!!!

Time Bomb : UP SHUT THE FUCK

Rock Solid : what does the note say?

Spider Man : “Dear Hanta,

To me, you are the stars. You brighten up the darkness in my life. You make me feel new, like a better version of myself. Yet like the stars, you feel unattainable. But I still want to reach out to you, no matter how many lightyears it takes for you to see me.

- Your Secret Admirer”

Mama Mina : AWWWWW

John Cena : THAT'S SO CUTEEEEEEEEE

Twinkle Twinkle: If you wish, I could see whose handwriting it is

Spider Man : that’s the thing; it was printed out

Insomnya : smart

Pikachu : Shinso!!! :D

Insomnya : hey sparky

Mama Mina : OKAY VERY CUTE BUT!!!!! HOW WILL WE KNOW WHO THE ADMIRER IS???

Sonic : Isn’t the point of a secret admirer the secret part

Spider Man : I’m just confused as to why someone likes ME

Spider Man : I had to check the name because I thought they got the wrong locker

Sonic : Why is it so hard to believe someone would like you?

Spider Man : Eh, idk. I’m kind of plain so… yeah.

Sonic : I don’t think you’re plain.

Spider Man : Thanks Tenya :)

Pikachu : That was cute

Spider Man : SHUT

--- Bakugou’s Favorite Idiots ---

Lightning Bolt (Kami): Hanta, you good bro?

Pinky (Mina): Yeah, you seemed kind of down in the main chat

Flex Tape (Sero): Just kind of trying to wrap my head around things

Bakumom (Bakugou): You know that’s not what they mean, Hanta

Flex Tape : fine.

Flex Tape : I kinda struggle with self esteem?

Flex Tape : But I’m working on it, I see hound dog twice a month

Taken for Granite (Kirishima): YOOOOO SELF LOATHING BUDDIES

Lightning Bolt : I think all of us are part of that squad

Bakumom : That’s it.

Bakumom : Cuddle pile, my room. Now

Pinky : !!!! OMW!!!!

Flex Tape : going faster than Tenya to get there

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Hanta put down his phone and smiled. He really did have amazing friends.

The pink love note was left on his desk as he went to go cuddle his squad.

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Prince Zuko : guys I have a theory

Kirby changed Prince Zuko ’s nickname to Theoryoki

Theoryoki : Thank you Ochako.

Glowstick Bones : is it about me again

Theoryoki : no though you shouldn’t keep denying it

Theoryoki : It’s about our local tape dispenser

Spider Man : I am scared AF

Mama Mina : oooo before todo starts did you get another note

Spider Man : ye

Mama Mina : WHAT’D IT SAY

Spider Man : “Dear Hanta,

You are the autumn breeze. You fill me with anticipation, with hope. You carry those around you to where they need to go. You are anything but plain. You’re beautiful, and I hope one day I am not too afraid to tell you to your face.

- Your Secret Admirer”

Spider Man : it’s really sweet :)

Mama Mina : BEAUTIFUL

John Cena : smh I want a romance like that

Theoryoki : can i say my theory now

Spider Man : ye sorry

Theoryoki : it’s fine anyways

Theoryoki : Sero are you Aizawa-Sensei’s secret love child

Spider Man : what

Insomnya : what

Theoryoki : think about it

Theoryoki : the smile, the tired eyes, the black hair, lanky af, insomnia

Theoryoki : capture scarves and tape are pretty similar dontcha think

Spider Man : MR. AIZAWA’S CAPTURE SCARF IS NOT A QUIRK???????

Mama Mina : or is it

Pikachu : the man makes a good point

Spider Man : Aizawa is NOT my dad.

Spider Man : AND SHINSOU LOOKS MORE SIMILAR TO HIM

Insomnya : about that

Sonic : here we go…

Insomnya : Aizawa is one of my dads. The other is mic.

Pikachu : fdgahskgfdhasgfdajgsdfa

Spider Man : Aight well then you would know that I’m not your sibling >:(

Theoryoki : or would he

Mama Mina : or would he

Spider Man : my secret admirer wouldn’t treat me like this

Insomnya : what happened to the pikachu

Time Bomb : dunce face just short circuted

Airpods : it’s kinda funny actually

Theoryoki : anyways sero are you sure

Spider Man : how did you even come to this conclusion

Theoryoki : besides the previous mentioned stuff, you have never mentioned ur fam and ive never seen them so like it could be possible

Spider Man : i am going to kill you

Theoryoki : damn you’ve been spending too much time with Tenya

Sonic : Shoto. 

Theoryoki : aw fuck dad’s mad-

Sonic : you have thirty seconds

Theoryoki : you wouldn’t

Glowstick Bones : remember Hosu

Theoryoki : i’m going to fucking die

Theoryoki : Momo remember to play hamster dance at my funeral

Theoryoki : Hitoshi you bring sobasgkdhkjgjsfdajkhdsa

Goddess : rip shoto

Insomnya : smh

Spider Man : I don’t know what just happened but thank you Tenya :)

Sonic : it was nothing, Hanta :)

Mama Mina : HMMMMMMMMM

John Cena : HMMMMMMMMM

--- 2 hours later ---

Insomnya : so I went to check on the pikachu when they short circuited a bit ago right

Pikachu : WAIT NO DON’T TELL THEM YOU’RE TOO SEXY AHA

Insomnya : I go in there and they’re making funny noises and I ask

Insomnya : “Do you want me to call you an ambulance” because I’m worried yaknow

Pikachu : please don’t do this to me bro i’ll give you a dollar

Spider Man : shinsou don’t be a coward tell us

Airpods : i need more kami blackmail

Insomnya : and this dumbass pikachu replies with

Insomnya : “no I’m Denki but you can call me anytime”

Insomnya : and passes out

Pikachu : I’m laying in recovery girl’s office and this is the respect i get >:(

Rock Solid : Recovery girl’s office? You okay??

Pikachu : the cat boy thought i was in danger and brought me here apparently

Insomnya : YOU PASSED OUT WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO

Pikachu : my guy it’s normal

Time Bomb : PIKACHU ITS NOT NORMAL TO PASS OUT WHEN YOU SHORT CIRCUT

Time Bomb : YOU’RE LUCKY HYPNO WAS THERE YOU COULD HAVE BEEN SERIOUSLY INJURED

Pikachu : sorry kacchan :(

Time Bomb : DON’T DO IT AGAIN

Pikachu : okay :)

Pikachu : ANYWAYS

Pikachu : when I woke up Mr. Aizawa was outside with Shinsou and the door was open and all I heard was something about loud blondes idk what that was about

--- Nunya Chat (Childhood Besties Edition) --- 

Icy Hot Pain Relief: Hitoshi you are down bad

Catboy Hooters : LISTEN AT LEAST I’M NOT INTO A PIECE OF BROCCOLI

Icy Hot Pain Relief : >:0

Crafting Table : ladies ladies

Crafting Table : you’re both simps lets move on

Catboy Hooters : 1. You’re one to talk

Catboy Hooters : 2. I JUST THINK HE’S CUTE

Secret Memer : *Tensei Voice* DOWN ATROCIOUS

Catboy Hooters : YOU’RE ONE TO TALK MISTER LOVE LETTER ASS BITCH

Secret Memer : UP SHUT THE FUCK HITO

Crafting Table : GAYS SHUT UP IT’S LESBIAN TIME NOW STFU

Secret Memer : ok

Catboy Hooters : ok

Crafting Table : anyways kyouka is so fucking cute and I love her so much I wanna kiss her on the forehead gently

Icy Hot Pain Relief changed Crafting Table ’s nickname to Lesbian Queen

Lesbian Queen : thamk :)

Catboy Hooters : long live the lesbians

Secret Memer : rt

Icy Hot Pain Relief : rt

Lesbian Queen : thamk youuuuuuu guysssssss :)

Secret Memer : anyways i need help writing another love letter come over guys

Catboy Hooters : after your slander????

Secret Memer : I have coffee.

Catboy Hooters : SOLD

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It started as a pretty normal day, as far as class 1-A was concerned anyways. The most dramatic thing that happened was Shoji picking up Tokoyami after they got too deep in their own head, then just carrying them around. No one really questioned it, but everyone thought it was cute.

It all went to shit when Aizawa announced a field trip. Because of course he did.

“Alright everyone, listen up. This Saturday we’re going on a field trip because Nezu said we needed you guys to bond. Yes, Midoriya, what is your question?”

“Is it going to be the kind of field trip where we almost die?”

“Knowing this class, probably. But it’s not aimed towards it. We’re going to the circus.”

Iida noticed Sero visibly pale at this. Sato raised his hand.

“Yes Sato?”

“Which circus are we going to see?”

“We’re going to see El Circo Naranja.”

“FUCK.” Sero yelled, slamming their face on their desk. The class, which was previously abuzz with excited murmurs went silent at his outburst.

“... Sero? Want to tell us what’s wrong with going to see the circus?” Aizawa asked.

“... No.”

Though Mr. Aizawa moved on, the class did not.

--- Nunya Chat (Childhood Besties Edition) ---

Catboy Hooters : Tenya what is up with your boy toy

Secret Memer : I dunno, but I hope we find out tomorrow :(

Secret Memer : I’m worried about them :(

Icy Hot Pain Relief : I’m sure he’ll be fine Tenya

Secret Memer : But what if they aren’t :(

Lesbian Queen : okay first

Lesbian Queen changed Secret Memer ’s nickname to Little Boy Blue

Lesbian Queen : second; Sero would tell us if there was a problem.

Little Boy Blue : why is this my name

Lesbian Queen : because you’re so anxious i think you’re gonna cry

Little Boy Blue : you are so mean to me and for what

Icy Hot Pain Relief : two words, twelve letters, five syllables

Icy Hot Pain Relief : Hosu Incident

Little Boy Blue : >:(

--- On the day of the field trip ---

The ride to the circus was pretty normal. At least, besides the fact that Sero would not say anything. Not for lack of trying on the part of their classmates, however. But they just wouldn’t speak.

Once they got to the circus, it made a lot more sense.

“Alright everyone,” Mr. Aizawa said as the class entered the circus. “Remember to be on your best behav-.”

“HANTA-NII IS THAT YOU????” Someone behind the man shrieked, before a blur made its way straight for Sero.

“Shit-” Was all Sero managed to get out before they were on the ground.

“Hanta-nii! It really is you! It’s been so long!” The blur, now revealed to be a 4’9 figure with light green skin and antenne exclaimed.

“Dios Mio, Suzumushi. Did you really need to knock me over?”

“Yes! Why are you here, Hanta-nii? I thought you were at your fancy hero school!” The person, presumably Suzumushi, gasped. “DID YOU GET KICKED OUT?”

“Mushi, I haven’t been expelled. We’re on a field trip.” Sero rolled his eyes. “Can you get off of me now?”

“Are you sure you haven’t been expelled? And why didn’t you tell anyone you were coming?”

Sero frowned. “Porque estáis todos locos y me avergonzaréis delante de mis amigos.”

Kaminari coughed. “Ahem.”

The figure looked up at class 1-A, who were watching this all go down with looks of confusion and shock on their faces. Sero took this as an opportunity to stand up, causing the insectoid figure to fall on the ground.

“Sorry about that guys.” Sero said, bashful.

“What the fuck was that all about, office depot?” Bakugou asked.

“Well, you see, the thing is-”

“Hanta-Nii, did you not tell them?” The person piped up from the ground.

“Tell us what?” Mina replied.

“Hanta-nii grew up here!”

The class went crazy, bombarding Sero with questions, until Mr. Aizawa yelled for them to shut up.

“Sero, is this person telling the truth?” He asked.

Sero sighed. “Yeah. I grew up here. I didn’t tell you guys at first because I thought you’d make fun of me, then I ended up forgetting to tell you.”

“Why didn’t you want to come here, then? If you grew up here, you should have been excited to learn we were coming here.”

“I was, but I also knew that my family was gonna find a way to embarrass me.”

“Hanta-nii!! That’s rude!” The insectoid huffed.

“Who’re you?” Jirou asked.

“I’m Suzumushi Baiorin, nice to meet you! I’m Sero’s little sister!”

“Really? Not to be rude, but your quirks are really different. And you have different names.” Tooru questioned.

“Almost no one here at El Circo Naranja is related by blood. We get picked up from all over.”

“Picked up?”

“Orphans and kids who’ve been abused or shunned for their quirks!”

“Suzumushi. Where are you supposed to be right now.” Sero said through gritted teeth.

“Oh yeah, I was supposed to tell Chidori when the UA kids got here, but now I can go tell them you’re here too!”

“Wait, Mushi-” And with that, Sero was dragged away from his class by Suzumushi, leaving a confused class behind.

--- 1 hour later ---

The class had not yet found Sero, but made their way to the big top for the big show, thinking that Sero would be there. He was, but not in the way anyone was expecting.

“And now, for a returning performer…” The ringmaster boomed, “Hanta Sero!!”

The class was in awe as Sero did a routine with aerial silks, twisting through the air with ease. Despite what had happened only an hour previously, he was smiling wide, laughing as he performed. His hair had been tied in a ponytail and he wore an outfit that was essentially an orange and gold leotard with pants. 

After the show, Sero’s classmates met up with him, all trying to ask questions. But it was time to return to the dorm building. Much to the class's disappointment, Sero fell asleep on the ride back, so they weren’t able to get any answers out of them.

But after curfew, they got their chance to ask questions to an awake Hanta Sero.

--- Class 1-A ---

Spider Man : okay so I’m guessing you all have questions

Mama Mina : no shit!!

Mama Mina : When were you going to tell us you were so good at aerial silks!?

Spider Man : that was not the question I thought you would start with ngl

Spider Man : and it had never come up before so never i think

Pikachu : When did you join the circus????

Spider Man : when I was 4 or 5

Rock Solid : how many siblings do you have???

Spider Man : biologically? None. Legally? Also none. Emotionally? Around 7.

John Cena : Why’d you join the circus?

Spider Man : Parents were killed by villains, no one wanted to take me in, got picked up by the circus and joined.

Glowstick Bones : I’m so sorry Sero!

Spider Man : It’s fine, I made my peace with it years ago. Any more questions?

Sonic : I have one, if that’s okay.

Spider Man : Of course Prez. What’s up?

Sonic : Why didn’t you want to tell us about being in the circus? I know you told Aizawa something before, but I don’t think any of us heard it. You don’t have to answer of course!

Spider Man : It’s fine, Prez. At first it was because I didn’t want you guys to think differently of me. But then I just forgot to tell you guys. I freaked out when Aizawa told us about the trip because I panicked and thought you guys would judge me for not telling you. And then I remembered that my family was going to embarrass me. 

Sonic : Rest assured, none of us would ever judge you for your past.

Spider Man : Thanks Tenya, it means a lot.

Spider Man : Anyways, I’m exhausted. I’m gonna head to bed now

Mama Mina : sweet dreams, Sero!!

Pikachu : Sleep well!

Rock Solid : See you tomorrow!

Spider Man : Buenas Noches!

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--- Bakugou’s Favorite Idiots ---

Taken For Granite : Guess who found a cat!!

Pinky : You?

Taken For Granite : Nope! Twas our favorite boom boom boy!

Flex Tape : :0 KIBBY??????

Lightning Bolt : Where is Kacchan I want to know about the kitty cat

Taken For Granite : He’s convincing Aizawa to let him keep the cat

Bakumom : I have acquired a daughter

Lightning Bolt : speak of the devil and he shall appear!

Bakumom : just for that you have lost rights to meet my cat

Lightning Bolt : NOOOOOOO

Flex Tape : lolololol

Pinky : What is her name!!!

Bakumom : Missy

Lightning Bolt : aw, cute! 

Flex Tape : tbh I expected you to name her Lord Explosion Murder Jr or something

Taken For Granite : Guys. Missy is short for Missile Launcher.

Pinky : of course it is lmao

Lightning Bolt changed Bakumom ’s nickname to Catsuki

Catsuki : jail for the thunder dolt for a thousand years

Catsuki changed Lightning Bolt ’s nickname to Thunderdolt 

Thunderdolt : make sure shinsou visits me when i’m in prison

Flex Tape : i gotchu fam, purple boi will see ur face behind bars

Catsuki : just come over and meet my cat losers

--- Class 1-A ---

Kirby : I go into the common area to get some mochi and who do I see cuddling

Kirby : the bakusquad and A KITTEN

Insomnya : WHTA

Theoryoki : I would like it to be known that Toshi and I were hanging out and when we got that text

Theoryoki : he got up and ran into my door in his excitement to see a cat

Insomnya : CAT

Time Bomb : SOMEONE STOP HYPNO FROM POUTING BECAUSE I WOULDN’T GIVE HIM THE CAT

Insomnya : LET ME HOLD HER SHE’S SO LITTLE

Pikachu : LET TOSHI HAVE A TURN WITH MISSY

Spider Man : WHY ARE WE YELLING

Air Pods : Shinsou wants to hold Missy but Bakago is hoarding her

Insomnya : this is so homophobic

Glowstick Bones : damn kacchan, are you homophobic? That’s not very heroic

Time Bomb : I’M GAY??????

Kirby : He’s avoiding the question-

Rock Solid : Bakugou got so confused at these texts that Shinsou managed to get Missy and now he’s cuddling with her

Insomnya : cat :3

Mama Mina : someone get Denki to stop making heart eyes at shinsou

Pikachu : I’M SORRY THAT I CAN APPRECIATE A HOT GUY AND YOU CAN’T!!!

Insomnya : thank??? you???

Pikachu : no problem, pretty boy :)

Spider Man : I just laughed so hard I spilled my orange juice :(

Spider Man : it was the last bit of it too :(

Sonic : I have some oranges if you want them, would that cheer you up?

Spider Man : tenya you are a god thank you

Frog : i hate this fucking class kero

Frog : nvm i love it here

Birb : ????

Kirby : i gave her a lil kees :)

Glowstick Bones : LOVE WINS

--- Traffic Light Trio ---

Yellow There (Kami): I had an epiphany

Loaf of Red (Kiri): how did you learn to spell that

Yellow There : Toshi helped now shhhh

Green Bean (Izuku): ohoho? Is this romance I smell???

Yellow There : I did not come here to be bullied by a boy who breaks his bones 24/7

Loaf of Red : can everyone calm down. Denks, just say what you wanted to say.

Yellow There : thank you, eji. 

Yellow There : anyways quirkless people could just use a gun and shoot villains down and it wouldn’t be vigilantism

Green Bean : what

Loaf of Red : ??????? explain

Yellow There : vigilantism is defined as using your QUIRK to stop villains

Yellow There : a gun isn’t a quirk most times

Loaf of Red : WHY are you even thinkin about this my yellow friend

Yellow There: got bored n read whatever was closest to me which was a book of laws for some reason

Yellow There : i do not own a book of laws

Loaf of Red : izu why so quiet bro

Green Bean : so you’re telling me i didn’t have to obtain a quirk to be a hero and i could have just gotten an eagle

Green Bean : >:(((((

Yellow There : now we don’t have time to unpack all that-

Loaf of Red : me when I see afo: pew pew >:D

--- Class 1-A ---

Insomnya : anyone know where my book on hero law went? 

Birb : no, but I do wish to know where you could obtain books on that subject

Pikachu : Toshi! You left it in my room last time you were over!

Pikachu : I ended up reading it recently and learned some interesting info

Glowstick Bones : GUYS I CAN USE A GUN AND IT WOULDN’T BE VIGILANTISM

Pikachu : namely that

Mama Mina : in your room, ey? Wonder why~?

Glowstick Bones : @goddess I NEED YOU TO MAKE ME A GLOCK

Pikachu : we were playing costume quest together mina

Insomnya : can i have my book back

Pikachu : yeah if you come play costume quest with me >:D

Insomnya : fine ugh

Sonic : @here what was that bang. That wasn’t one of bakugou's explosions or kaminari overloading anything. What was it.

Air Pods : Momo gave midoriya a gun :)

Sonic : you all are going to be the death of me

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Air Pods : GUYS

Air Pods : KAMI’S MOM IS HOT AS FUCK

Pikachu : top ten reasons why kyouka and i broke up in middle school

Pikachu : number one; she would simp over my mom 24/7

Pikachu : why are you even bringing this up now you thought this before

Air Pods : saw a video of her taking down a villain today and was reminded of how hot this woman is

John Cena : back it up a sec; you two dated????

Air Pods : ye???

Pikachu : aw shit did we not tell anyone

Pikachu : i could have made so many jokes

Mama Mina : wait whats your epic gamer ex romance story

Air Pods : saw his mom and realized I was a lesbian

Pikachu : she liked my mom more than me

Pikachu : we stayed friends though

Air Pods : they didn’t let me come over because i flirted with his mom

Pikachu : SHES MY MOM BRO

Rock Solid : i mean to be fair your mom is kind of hot

Rock Solid : and i’m saying this as a 100% gay guy

Pikachu : LETS CHANGE THE SUBJECT

Mama Mina : aight sure whatever

Time Bomb : Mr. Aizawa stole my fucking cat

Time Bomb : this is a fucking travesty 

Sonic : put your phones away!! We are in class!!

John Cena : aw come on!

Sonic : we’re supposed to be learning, not messing around on our phones!

Spider Man : but tenyaaaaaaa mr. aizawa isn’t even teaching!

Spider Man : he’s just hanging out with Missy!!!

Sonic : …

Sonic : Fine. Just this once.

Spider Man : Yay! Thanks Tenya :D

Mama Mina : WAIT SERO

Spider Man changed Spider Man ’s nickname to Spider-Man

Spider-Man : ye whuttup

Mama Mina : love note???

Spider-Man : oh yeah, i’ll tell you the most recent one I don’t wanna type out too much rn lmao

Spider-Man : anyways it goes

“Hanta, you are apple pie. You’re warm and inviting. You feel like home. I used to think the saying “Home is where the heart is” was silly. ‘How could home not be where you live?’ I foolishly wondered. But now I understand. You’re my heart, Hanta Sero, and with you I feel at home. 

With all the love I possess, Your Secret Admirer.”

Floofy : why is Tooru crying who do I need to kill

Twinkle Twinkle : I believe it is because of how sweet sero’s secret lover’s note was, mon ami.

Floofy : hold up I haven’t read it yet gimme a sec

Floofy : update i am also crying

Sugar Daddy changed Sugar Daddy ’s name to Whisky Business

Whisky Business : Sero how are you not crying through this

Pure Soul : ｡･ﾟ(ﾟ><ﾟ)ﾟ･｡

Time Bomb : bold of you to assume tape-face didn’t come sobbing to me when they read it

Pikachu : YOU TOLD KACCHAN ABOUT THE NOTE BEFORE ME?????

Spider-Man : Listen kami you are my best friend (besides you know who) but you would not be able to keep it to yourself

Pikachu : BUT YOU WENT TO KACCHAN??? 

Pikachu : He’s great and stuff but like he let you cry over it to him?????? WHAT???

Time Bomb : I was bribed

Spider-Man : I promised to teach him how to throw knives

Airpods : you sealed our fate

Glowstick Bones : my funeral is approaching quicker than expected

Insomnya : i have not known the pomeranian for long but i also think that this is a bad idea

Spider-Man : I am not one to go back on my word

Spider-Man : besides it’s been SO LONG since i’ve had anyone to do circus tricks with

Mama Mina : But knives????

Glowstick Bones : actually this could be really good for kacchan! His wrists take a lot of damage from his blasts so learning how to throw knives could help him get more flexibility in his wrists, reducing damage to himself but maybe allowing for him to use stronger blasts without worrying about his wrists!

Spider-Man : i don’t think he thought about that I think he just wanted to use knives

Time Bomb : I just wanted to use knives

--- Izuku Stop Trying To Kill God ---

Space Case : I’M HERE TO CALL OUT TENYA FUCKING IIDA

Blue Flash : WHAT DID I DO?????

Bone Hurting Juice : Besides Hosu?

Space Case : You’re good at poetry????

Icy Thot : and you play favorites

Kermit : you are unfairly buff, kero

Blue Flash : i’m getting mixed messages here

Space Case : ANYWAYS BACK TO MY CALLOUT

Space Case : YOU HAVENT SAID ANYTHING ABOUT SERO THROWING KNIVES

Space Case : YOU READ THE TEXT AND WENT RADIO SILENT

Icy Thot : he was hanging out with me and the nunya squad when he read it

Icy Thot : he went so red learning how much sero enjoyed his notes

Blue Flash : I hate this fucking family

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--- Emos and One (1) Sparkly Enby ---

The Sparkly Enby (Aoyama): I have terrible taste in men.

My Chemical Crowmance (Tokoyami): We been knew

Girl In Red (Jirou): who and what

The Sparkly Enby : so you remember monoma right

7 Nation Arm-y (Shoji): please don’t tell me what i think you’re telling me

The Sparkly Enby : HE SPOKE FRENCH OKAY

My Chemical Crowmance : YOUR STANDARDS ARE LOWER THAN MY SELF ESTEEM

Girl In Red : top ten reasons why butch lesbians are better than whatever y’all got going on

Girl In Red : number 1; im not into the rat man

The Sparkly Enby : HES KINDA SWEET THO

7 Nation Arm-y : how in nezu’s name would you find a situation where he’s sweet

The Sparkly Enby : so like that mushroom girl, kinoko or something idk, fell down and got hurt or whatever idk

The Sparkly Enby : AND THIS FINE SPECIMEN

My Chemical Crowmance : never call anyone htat again holy shit

The Sparkly Enby : shut

The Sparkly Enby : anyways he goes over with like a whole first aid kit and is like

The Sparkly Enby : “take care of yourself, dumbass. We have to beat 1-A, remember?”

The Sparkly Enby : AND GIVES HER A MUSHROOM BAND-AID THEN LEAVES HHHHHH

Girl In Red : how did you witness this

The Sparkly Enby : was waiting for everyone to show up for one of our hero class scrimmages against 1-B

Girl In Red : he’s still full of hatered for 1-a

7 Nation Arm-y : i mean tbf he has a point about 1-a getting more attention and resources than 1-b even though 1-b is still the hero course

My Chemical Crowmance: my partner is so smart <3

Girl In Red : ew gay people

My Chemical Crowmance : YOU ARE LITTERALLY A LESBIAN

--- 1-B(etter Than You) ---

Tsundere (Monoma): I keep sneezing who’s talking shit

Bitch Slap (Kendo): none of us as far as I’m aware

Air Head (Tsuburaba): probably 1-a

Headband (Awase): *clenches fist* those motherfuckers

Spin Me Right Round (Kaibara): why do we hate 1-a again

Tsundere : they get all the attention and resources even though we are ALSO in the hero course so i hate them >:(

Mushroom Dance (Komori): not all of them~

Tsundere : if you don’t shut up i will bite you

Scyther (Kamakiri): Rat moments

Tsundere : i hate you with my life

Iron-ic (Tetsutetsu): wait back up the rat has a crush???

Tsundere : NO

Mushroom Dance : oh? So I’ve imagined you staring at the french person???

Scyther : THE RAT AND THE FRENCH BREAD

Air Head : you could say life is… pain ;D

Spin Me Right Round : what does that mean

Air Head : don’t worry about it babe

Headband : wait i wanna know toooooo

Air Head : my boyfriends don’t know french this is the worst

Iron-ic : OUR LOCAL POLYCUE CAN WAIT I NEED DETAILS

Tsundere : NO DETAILS EVER 

Mushroom Dance : He’s been pining after them for a while~

Mushroom Dance : He told me, and I quote

Mushroom Dance : “They’re better than the other 1-A brats… The fact they’re pretty doesn’t hurt either.”

Tsundere : I’m going to dig a hole and never leave 

Bitch Slap : I don’t think they’re aiming to hurt your feelings, Monoma. I think they’re just curious. And I don’t think it helps that the person you’re crushing on is in class 1-A.

Tsundere : … fine

Tsundere : I like Aoyama, happy?

Iron-ic : very :3

--- Class 1-A ---

Time Bomb : day 2 of my cat being stolen by my teacher

Spider-Man : BUT!! Day 1 of being taught how to throw knives :)

Sonic : be safe hanta, i don’t want you to get hurt!

Spider-Man : Don’t worry tenya, Snipe-sensei is supervising and i’ve been doing this since i was young. Nothing will go wrong!

Sonic : still, i worry about you hanta

Time Bomb : and what am i a roach

Time Bomb : flirt elsewhere i want to throw knives

Spider-Man : FHJSAJKSAJKSGAJWERENOTFLIRTING

Sonic : we are not flirting, and i hope you're safe too bakugou.

Time Bomb : whateverrrrrr.

Time Bomb : tape face lets gooooo

Spider-Man : alright alright, gimme a sec. I gotta grab some equipment

Pikachu : SERO WHY DO YOU JUST HAVE KNIVES IN YOUR ROOM????

Mama Mina : our local engine has gone silent yet when i bring a single pudding cup to my room he is there

Sonic : Mina, you’re not allowed to have food in your dorm room!

Mama Mina : FOOD IS NOT KNIVES

John Cena : ah yes, my favorite food: Knife.

Floofy : crunchity munchity, if you will

Whisky Business : I Will Not.

Sonic : Mina, sero has permission to keep the knives there. And also they take safety precautions!

Twinkle Twinkle : Bonjour mes amies!

Twinkle Twinkle : i’ve read the previous conversation. Au revoir mes amies!

Octopus : iconic

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Glowstick Bones : guess who just got stabbed~

Theoryoki : IZUKU ARE YOU OK

Glowstick Bones : yeah I’m fine lol

Glowstick Bones : Shigaraki on the other hand…

Spider-Man : I PUT A SIGN UP I PUT TAPE UP AND I LOCKED THE DOORS HOW DID HE GET IN FRONT OF THE TARGET

Spider-Man: actually scratch that- WHY AND HOW WAS HE HERE

Spider-Man: thank fucking god snipe-sensei was here holy shit

Mama Mina changed Mama Mina ’s nickname to Ass-id

Ass-id: is this really how the fucking LOV is gonna get defeated.

Time Bomb : .

--- Bakugou’s Favorite Idiots ---

Catsuki : can you guys get missy and come to my dorm? Hanta you’re exempt, continue your flirting with four eyes

Flex Tape : you sure? I can leave tenya if you need me

Catsuki : im sure, go get some ass

Pinky: OMW BAKUBABE

Thunderdolt : I GOT SHINSOU TO GET ME MISSY FROM HIS DAD I'M COMIN OVER WOO

Taken for Granite : omw bakubro, had to grab you The Blanket

Catsuki : thanks guys

Flex Tape : can I tell the class chat whats up?

Catsuki : yea sure

Catsuki : <3

Pinky : <3

Thunderdolt : <3

Flex Tape : <3 

--- Class 1-A ---

Spider-Man : so while the teachers are dealing with that, Bakugou and the rest of the squad (sans me, cause I gotta go give my report on what happened -_-) are hanging out in his room bc lov trauma. Yes i did have permission to tell

Glowstick Bones : feel better Kacchan!

--- Private Messages: Sero ( Spider ) and Iida ( Tiger Beetle ) ---

Tiger Beetle : I know Bakugou is recovering with the rest of the Bakusquad, but how are you holding up?

Spider : I’m really shaken, but I think I’ll be okay. I Did end up stabbing Shiggy :)

Tiger Beetle : I’m coming over to help with paperwork, okay? You shouldn’t be alone right now and I’ll be able to help.

Spider : Thank you Tenya

Tiger Beetle : anything for you, Hanta

--- Two Hours Later ----

--- Class 1-A ---

Time Bomb : yo

Glowstick Bones : KACCHANNNNNNN

Time Bomb : shut your fuck

Time Bomb : heads up if you baby me b/c of the trauma shit ill kill you

Time Bomb : i was taught knife very recently

Spider-Man : speaking of knife,

Spider-Man : THEY TOOK MY FUCKING KNIVES AS EVIDENCE I NEEDED THOSE 

Sonic : and what, pray tell, do you need those knives for

Spider-Man : you are in my room, say your opinions out loud

Spider-Man : don’t just glare disapprovingly at me jdfsksgsksfsdlgsslgsl

Sonic : punishment for knife crimes 

Glowstick Bones : SPEAKING OF KNIFE CRIMES

Sonic : are we doing this now

Glowstick Bones : i got permission and it’ll be funnnyyyyy

Sonic : fine i guess 

Spider-Man : i’m here to say he’s pouting

Sonic : HANTA

Spider-Man : ;p

Glowstick Bones : anyways 

Glowstick Bones changed Sonic ’s nickname to Attempted Murderer

Attempted Murderer : izuku this name is too long

Attempted Murderer changed Attempted Murderer ’s nickname to Sonic

Sonic : to explain: after Stain had paralyzed my brother, i went to hosu and tried to kill him in an act of revenge. i failed, obviously, and shoto and izuku had to come save me. We couldn’t talk about it before because of an ndagvjdsavgfhkjdghaj

Theoryoki : tenya is dead confirmed???

Sonic : I WAS ATTACKED BY A PILLOW

Whisky Business : I’m two doors down from Sero’s room and I can hear a lot of rapid fire spanish

Pikachu : what’s hanta saying

Whisky Business : i don’t know spanish. but i CAN tell you that iida sounds so sheepish rn

Airpods : i guess we won’t be seeing iida for the next few hours

Insomnya : why

Octopus : when someone gets lectured by sero he’ll lecture them for a long time

Ass-id : as someone who has been on the receiving end of their rants multiple times, i can confirm hanta will scold you until they can’t anymore, then chew you out some more

Whisky Business : well someone should tell that to sero

Rock Solid : what do you mean?

Whisky Business : well they are no longer yelling at iida.

Pikachu : WHAT

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Hanta Sero was not one to lecture lightly, especially when they were ticked off. They cared greatly for his friends and wouldn’t let them get away with stupid shit.

Tenya, despite Hanta’s affection for him, was not exempt from lecturing.

“¡¿Qué estabas pensando?! ¿Ir tras un asesino en serie por tu cuenta? Podrías haber muerto, imbécil!!”

“Hanta, I needed to avenge my brother-”

“¡Cállate la boca! Did Tensei ASK you to avenge him?!”

“No but-”

Sero cut the other off, looking away from Iida. “Then why?! Tensei’s a hero, an adult, he had TRAINING in how to deal with Stain and still lost!! Why did you think you could win!? You could have died!!”

Iida brushed a hand through his hair, a sheepish look upon his face. “Hanta I wasn’t…” He trailed off as Sero turned to him, tears in their eyes.

“What would I have done if I lost you..?” Sero asked before devolving into sobs, “I can’t lose anyone else Tenya, no creo que mi corazón pueda soportarlo…”

Iida swept Sero into a hug, tears in his own eyes as well. “Hanta, I’m so sorry. I promise you, I won’t do anything like that again. I… I wasn’t thinking. I was blinded by my anger and grief. I swear to you, I will never do anything like what I did in Hosu again.”

“Good,” Sero sniffled. “I’m supposed to be the reckless one out of the two of us.”

The two heroes in training devolved into giggles soon after, the somber mood lost in the soft orange lighting of Sero’s room. And that’s where the two sat for the next hour (and if the two cuddled? Well, that’s for them to know and the others to wonder).

--- One Hour Later --- 

Glowstick Bones : I just took a DNA test turns out i’m 100% All For One’s son

Pikachu : DEADASS????

Glowstick Bones : why would i lie about that.

Pikachu : the lols

Glowstick Bones : anyways im now trying to hide from all might who thinks im evil now and also take his quirk back from me

Time Bomb : ILL KILL HIM

Theoryoki : I am also on board with killing him.

Insomnya : i am new here and confused but i also want to kill him. What the hell.

Sonic added Aizawa Shota to the chat

Sonic changed Aizawa Shota ’s nickname to Dadzawa

Sonic : I made a promise not to attempt any more murders.

Sonic : I trust Aizawa-Sensei killing him will suffice?

Dadzawa : why am i killing people

Insomnya : read up dad

Dadzawa : im gonna kill all might. Wtf is wrong with him

Glowstick Bones : it gets worse when you think about the guy gave me a quirk and was all you cant tell anyone ever and left me on a roof before that after crushing my quirkless dreams and also didnt follow proper procedure after i got attacked by a sludge villain (and almost severely injuring me by using a texas smash while the sludge guy was trying to steal my body) and also kinda being the reason kacchan got attacked by the same guy because he just shoved the guy in a bottle and that’s all he did and also he put me in danger knowingly because afo wants the quirk and he didnt tell me any of that and he put me under extreme pressure to live up to his experiences and didn’t tell me how to use the quirk right and didnt care that it hurts me and didnt stop the match at the beginning of the year where kacchan kinda tried to kill me (its fine we talked about stuff hes doing better dont punish him) and also all mights quirkist and i was quirkless before btw plz dont hate me :(

Dadzawa : problem child when did the quirk he gave you actually take effect

Glowstick Bones : day of the entrance exam :|

Dadzawa : okay so

Dadzawa added Yamada Hizashi to the chat

Dadzawa changed Yamada Hizashi ’s nickname to Papa Mic

Dadzawa : read up zashi

Papa Mic : alright little listener, you’re not in trouble but i think you and i should go talk to nezu about this. You can bring a couple friends with you if you want!

Glowstick Bones : shoto, kacchan, can you guys?

Theoryoki : Of course.

Time Bomb : Yeah, I’ve been meaning to talk with the rat god about the sports festival

Papa Mic : alright listeners, then I’ll meet you in the principal’s office! Midoriya, should I call your mother so she’s informed as well?

Glowstick Bones : yeah, but you should probably make sure all might doesn’t go near her afterwards because she’ll probably try to kill him :/

Pikachu : kinda based of mama midoriya tbh

Insomnya : i say we let her kill all shite

Birb : can we have Hawks as the new #1 hero

Octopus : ah. your secret father.

Birb : BABE

Ass-id : fdashjkgfdahkjg someone tell roki roki that his identity has been stolen

Kirby : one time i was grocery shopping and i didnt have enough money but Hawks appeared out of nowhere, paid for my groceries, and disappeared into the air

Pikachu : BASED AS HELL HAWKS 

Frog : The Mama Bird Instinct™ 

Ass-id : THAT SHOULD BE HID TAGLINE OMFG

Whisky Business: he looks like he needs to be fed more im ngl

Birb : no but literally this man barely eats he’d give me granola bars and when i asked if he wanted any for himself he’d just say he’s not allowed

Pure Soul : 。・°°・(＞_＜)・°°・。

Ass-id : TOKOYAMI GO TELL YORU DAD THAT HES REALLY COOL AND WE APPRECIATE HIM AND THAT HE SHOULD EAT MORE FOOD >:|

Pikachu : TELL HIM IF HE DOESNT WELL START THEOWINF BREAD AT HIM WHEN WE SEE HIM

Pure Soul : Actually bread is bad for birds σ(^_^;) I’d recommend grapes or sunflower seeds o(｀ω´ )o

Pikachu : TELL HIM IF HE DOESNT WELL STARY THROWING GRAPES AND/OR SUNFLOWER SEEDS AR HIM WHEN WE SEE HIM

Birb : he’s not my dad but okay????

--- Nest ---

Son-Child (Tokoyami): Hawks. 

Papa Bird (Hawks): Tokoyami.

Son-Child : i come bearing a message of great importance

Papa Bird : lay it on me little birdie

Son-Child : ignoring that.

Son-Child : my class would like you to know that you’re really cool

Papa Bird : oh my god??????

Papa Bird : that’s literally so sweet of them omg

Son-Child : also they say you should eat more or they’ll start throwing grapes and/or sunflower seeds at you when they see you

Papa Bird : ah. 

Papa Bird : should have known there was a trick

Papa Bird : and from my own son????? my own flesh and blood?????

Son-Child : you are aware we are not actually of the same blood, correct

Papa Bird : and now i’ve been disowned???? betrayal of the highest order

Papa Bird : i am going to go cry to my boyfriend and lament over never being able to introduce him to my child

Son-Child : YOURE DATING SOMEONE???

Son-Child : SCRATCH THAT, YOURE NOT STRAIGHT????

Papa Bird : well you had to get it from somewhere

Son-Child : what is this fucking family

Papa Bird: YOU CALLED US A FAMILY

Son-Child : wait no.

Son-Child : i rescind my words. we are not a family.

Papa Bird : NO TAKESIE BACKSIES IM YOUR DAD NOW

Papa Bird added Dabi to the chat

Papa Bird changed Dabi ’s nickname to Step-Nugget

Papa Bird : BABE LOOK THEY SAID IM THEIR DAD

Son-Child : is that Dabi of the LOV. the guy who helped try to kidnap me that one time.

Step-Nugget : and also apparently your step-father now

Step-Nugget : still doing better than my dad when it comes to parenting lol

Son-Child : how do i report this to my teachers without outing Hawks

Papa Bird : AWWWWEEEE BABY BIRDDDDDDD

Step-Nugget : lmao

--- Class 1-A ---

Airpods : wwwwwhat is taking tokoyami so long

Airpods : i mean they’re just telling hawks that we appreciate the guy and that he should eat more

Birb : I’M HAVING A CRISIS PLEASE OCME BACK AT A LATER DATE 

Octopus : ??????? babe what????

Pikachu : why is he not responding hello????

Birb : AM SAFE JSUT RETHINKING LIFE EXPERINECES

Airpods : ??????

Insomnya : what the fuck did Hawks say to them

--- Nest ---

Son-Child : I cannot accept this

Papa Bird : why, because he’s a man??

Papa Bird : aren’t you dating that octopus kid isn’t that kinda hypocritical

Son-Child : NO ITS BECAUSE HES A VILLAIN

Papa Bird : o yea he is lol

Step-Nugget : in his defense im more of a public menace now the lov is more mayhem based atm not killing all might

Son-Child : i do not care about the murder of all might at the present moment. what i care about is the safety of Hawks, as well as myself and my peers.

Papa Bird : while we will be getting back to you caring about me because awweee, wtf do you mean you dont care about all might??? hes like. guy numero uno of the times.

Son-Child : my class and i have gained some information about his past and present conduct that have led us to no longer wish him well.

Step-Nugget : is it the afo dad thing with the greenie

Son-Child : why do you have this information.

Step-Nugget : why tf do you think shiggy was at ua?? for fun?? mans wanted to meet his lil bro properly aka while not threatening his life

Step-Nugget : also like. you guys didnt take his phone. lov group chat is going crazy rn hes so bored

Son-Child : fair enough. but also some other things have come out that have lead to the class being disillusioned with him and his role

Step-Nugget : damn kid, guess youre not so bad after all if youre able to see past the guys former number one hero title

Papa Bird : aweeee you guys are bondingggggg :>

--- Class 1-A ---

Birb : i am going to throw myself into the abyss.

Octopus : ?????? hello?????

Insomnya : again; what the fuck did Hawks say to them????