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Dirty Foot Pirate sat inebriated, sitting atop a bridge holding a jug with his parrot next to him.
He was not actually a drunken lecherous pirate. That was a role he played for guest entertainment.
He loved being part of the iconic Pirates of the Caribbean ride. And yes - he had seen the movies with his parrot.
He'd not only watched them - he'd studied them. These were big Hollywood actors, after all. He could learn a thing or two from them.
After all, he knew there were no small parts. Everyone was needed to make the whole ride experience work.