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Fuck lena luthor? Fuck lena luthor!

Summary:

Kara wanted to shoot her shot at lena but all she got was embarassment so knowing alex she will be comforting the blonde and that is where the misunderstanding began

Notes:

I was in the shower when i thought of the clip where they said fuck mitch something then the guy tells his friend guess who i fucked last night and it was mitch

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It was after lunch when Kara turn to Alex for comfort, apparently she tried to shoot her shot and flirt with the school's most beloved girl and obviously being the awkward mess she is, she fucked it up and people started to laugh at her attempt

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"It was embarassing Alex" the blonde pouts, tears threatening to overflow.

"Not because they are rich and popular doesn't mean they get to laugh at you for trying to shoot your shot!" Alex pointed out to an upset Kara

"Yeah its not my fault not she's gorgeous, a genius, have soft hair and amazingly green eyes" Kara exhaled

Alex turned towards her with a raised eyebrow "No Kara! We are pissed at her, you are pissed. Being pissed off at them doesnt mean you compliment her, that literally defeats the concept of hating them"

"Oh sorry" Kara replied blushing

"Someday, somebody has to stand up and put her in her place, not because she's filthy rich or pretty doesn't mean she had to embarass you"  Alex exclaimed

"Well Fuck Lena Luthor and those snobby rich bitches!"  Alex exclaimed throwing her hands in the air.

"Fuck Lena Luthor?" Kara says questioningly "Isn't that too much?"

"Yes fuck her" Alex replied emphasizing every word

"Yeah? Hmm" kara thinks

"Yeah" nodding her head "YEAH!! FUCK LENA LUTHOR!" Kara repeated, pumping her fist up

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The bell rang, English period just finished when Kara saw Lena Luthor striding on the hallway headed towards her locker. She put away her books and seems to be heading towards the Girl's locker room.

Well this might be the time to confront her and deal with it, Alex is right someone has to do it, so why not her? Now when she is not surrounded by her friends, and a lower chance of embarassing herself further.

So she takes in a huge amount of air, this is it she'll do it now.
"This is it, everything will be fine. Just like Alex said." She says as she enters.

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"Well I think that went well" Kara says leaving behind a shocked and exhausted Lena

 

She exited the building and made her way towards Alex out the school grounds.

"Hey Al! Guess what!!" Kara excitedly exclaims

"Why? What is it" Alex replied seemingly curious

"Guess who fucked Lena Luth--" Kara did not get to finish

"Okay what??"Alex interrupted "Oh no please tell me you didnt"

"YES I DID, JUST LIKE YOU SAID!! fuck Lena Luthor" Kara beams proudly not noticing Alex's shock "in the girl's locker room btw" she added

"WHAT?? You fucked Luthor? Alex hits her arms

"YOU FUCKED LUTHOR, AS IN LENA LUTHOR???"

Kara seems to be confused with Alex's reaction "well you said-"

"Kara!! When i said fuck her, I DIDN'T MEAN LITERALLY OH MY GOD!" Alex scolds her

Just their luck Lena along with Sam just in time exits the building and paused to the side seemingly having a conversation

"Oh Rao Alex you didn't mean to literally fuck her, oh rao!" Kara hold a hand to her head in a somehow semi panic

"OH MY GOD KARA THEY ARE LOOKING AT US" Alex whispered heart beating faster "Fuck! Sam's so pretty"

"I'm sorry okay!! Im an alien i have an excuse to misunderstand stuff" Kara starts to freak out

"Alex what do i do!" Kara looks like she'll cry any seconds now " i just fucked lena luthor"

"Oh shit she's coming towards you" Alex says trying also not to panic

Lena reached them while Sam stayed a little bit behind.

" Hey Danvers'" Lena nods to Alex. Alex just nodded her head not knowing what to do  "and ofcourse hello to you also" Lena says grinning at Kara"

"Oh- uhmm, well..hey uhh lena hahaha" Kara awkwardly laughs

Lena traced her finger along Kara's uniform and straightened her collars

"Well i just wanted to ask if ever you want to hang out sometime, You know go on a date with me. I would be happy to take you out" Lena smirks at the blushing Blonde

"What? But i thought you hate me?" Kara asks confused

It was Lena's turn to be confused now " i dont recall saying i hate you or particularly telling you i dislike you"

"Well uhmm you made it clear when you and your friends laughed and made fun of me after i tried to approach you" Kara replied back holding back a sob from the embarassment

"Oh sweetie we weren't making fun at you, i was just amused at how cute you were tripping over your words and become a bumbling mess, I actually do like you, Sam suggested we go so you'll be able to compose yourself and try asking me again another time when you are composed and can form coherent words" Lena says eyes softening

"Oh..." Kara blushes in embarassment

"Well after the charade you pull at the lockers, which i'm not complaining"

"it was mind-blowing" she turned to Alex, and alex just gagged with disgust

"it would be foolish of me to wait on asking you out. Soo does 7 pm work for you? I'll pick you up" Lena says smirking

"Oh uhmm...well, yeah... i mean yes i would love that" kara says shyly

"Oh and by the way Alex my friend Sam over there thinks you look cute and would love to talk to you too" she motions to Sam who waved at them winking at Alex.

 

"I'll see you later darling" Lena pecks Kara's cheeks before walking off to her car

 

Kara feels high holding a hand against her cheek still feeling the ghost of Lena's lips, she grins

 

"Well... i think that turned out.. okay?" Kara said "Now how about I introduce you to Sam here, perhaps we can do a double date?"

Notes:

Sorry i know its not that good just wanted to share this idea 😭