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If I Was Dying On My Knees by AwfulGoodness
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Fantastic Four (Comicverse), Iron Man (Movies)
31 Aug 2022
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"Peter, what the hell? Karen just sent me your vitals - I don't even... what happened? Are you - Jesus, man..."
Peter has definitely never heard Harley this rattled before. In the two years that they've known each other, the two years that they've become brothers, Harley has always been so collected, so sure of himself and what he wants to say, with no regard for the consequences. But now it's like his mind and his mouth are completely disconnected, and his brain's struggling to comprehend whatever it's processing.
"Wh- what's wrong?" Peter asks anxiously, voice catching.
Harley makes an inelegant noise of disbelief that Peter really isn't impressed by. "What's wrong? Are you seriously asking me that? You're - what - Jesus, Peter. You look like you took on an army and lost."
Peter frowns. "I think I'd be dead if I lost to an army."
In other words: Peter finds himself in a bad situation again, and Harley is so over it.