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From: @Kittykes: which of y'all is the worst? Side note, it can only be whatever happens in the book. If it didn't happen in their respective novel, it doesn't matter.
Allen: *just sighs* It's time.
Riliane: After the list both Kes and someone else put for Nemesis and Gallerian, I'm honestly surprised that this is something Kes wanted to know.
Allen: We've all done some bad things. How about, to make sure that none of us are biased, we have someone else read off the list?
Riliane: Who?
Kestrel: Y'all's response people, plus Gammon, since Nemi doesn't have one. And since Allen isn't a Sinner like y'all are, he'll read off your list, Riliane.
Allen: Ok, then, let's begin.
Gumina (Sati's response singer): Let me think....he made a contract with a demon, kidnapped multiple women, at least over twenty, brainwashed us to have *** with him whenever he wanted, technically killed Lolan (she was a lesbian who he brainwashed into being straight), and killed both his entire family and most of my family.
Carlos (Banica's response singer): That's terrible. Uh, ok, Banica killed and ate multiple people, made a contract with a demon, terrorized her kingdom with the undead soldiers.....am I missing something? Like, I know that that's all terrible, but I can't think of much else.
Gumina: Well, Arte and Pollo killed Ron, so she can't be blamed for that. *thinks* Huh, I can't think of anything else.
Allen: Riliane committed all the Sins. That's all I have to say.
Gumina: She didn't do anything else?
Allen: *sighs* She lusted after Kyle, had many people executed, committed genocide, didn't do anything about it, was a terrible ruler, didn't care about the people, had me kill my adoptive father, and was unknowingly possessed.
Carlos: That's pretty bad.
Lemy: (Margarita's response singer): Killed multiple people with Gift.....that's it. I guess she was also a member of Pere Noel, but that's about it. She attacked Sati, Kayo, and Riliane, but that was much later. She killed herself, but that's, like, it.
Kokutan: Gackusha isn't here, so I'll be filling in for him. Kayo pretended to have gone insane, killed four people.....yeah, that's it. Oh, she married her cousin.
Gallerian: How does she not have a list of crime?
Allen: She didn't really do much? That's all. If only y'all could learn from her.
Michelle (Gallerian's response singer): *cracks knuckles* This is gonna be fun. Basically, Dad stole his best friend's girlfriend, slept with his mom/had an affair with his wife/my mother, stole people's money, sent a man to be torn apart, employed Nemi as an assassin, ran a crime organization, and went to Hell to get money for me.
Gallerian: When you put it like that, it sounds bad.
Nemesis: You're just terrible.
Gammon: Not so fast, Nemesis. You've done some awful things as well.
Nemesis: Hold on, how come you're reading for m-
Kestrel: Since you don't have a response singer, Gunmon is stepping in for you.
Nemesis: Got it.
Gammon: Back to the matters at hand, you contracted with a demon, killed your parents, Ma, Gallerian, (and Hanma), sunk a ship, killing Mira and Michelle, (as well as everyone else), became an assassin, killed my brother/dated your distant cousin, was a gang member for quite some time, got arrested for that, ended the literal world with Punishment, and I'm blanking.
Nemesis: That's ok. I think the readers get it.
Allen: Oddly enough, both Margarita and Kayo don't have much on their lists. Kayo actually has the least amount of things, which is surprising. I know they're not innocent by any means, but it's still shocking to think about.
Riliane: I know, right?
Banica: How did they not do much?
Kayo: Some mysteries will have to remain....Unsolved....
Sati: Shut up, please.
Gumina: So, who is the worst? Wasn't that the question?
Banica: I'd say Riliane, but she's also the only one who repented.
Riliane: Well, I didn't EAT PEOPLE!
Carlos: I'm actually gonna side with her on this one.
Gumina: Sati held most women against their will.
Sati: Name one!
Gumina: Me. Lukana, Lolan, Neruneru, Maylis, Rindo, Sonika, most everyone, except for Mikulia.
Riliane: We should do with the other response people. Like, which of them were definitely the worst?
Margarita: Mikulia Calgaround. Definitely.
Allen: Yep. Michaela and Clarith were normal....that's it? Wow, there's not many people.
Kayo: It's weird. You'd think there would be more.
Allen: All the Sinners are/were terrible. Sorry, Rili, but you were too.
Riliane: It's ok. I know how bad I was.
Banica: Hey, I'm the one winning at life.
Carlos: Yep. We know.
Margarita: I'm gonna have to say that Nemesis was the worst. She ended the world.
Nemesis: Yeah, but I didn't kidnap multiple women and keep them in a basement.
Sati: You say that like it wasn't a nice basement. Very roomy. Ten bedrooms, eight bathrooms, and two half-bathrooms. The entire house was very large. Many square feet. Most likely 6,000 square feet.
Kayo: *laughing her a** off* When did you go into HGTV mode?!
Sati: I watch a lot of House Hunters and stuff, ok?!
Banica: *also laughing her a** off* This is entertainment!
Riliane: *breaking down* This is great!
Sati: Haha, very funny.
Gumina: *crying while laughing* Sorry, sorry, this they're right. You sound exactly like one of the hosts.
Nemesis: I can't deal with that.
Gallerian: Then don't.
Nemesis: F**k off, Dad.
Gallerian: I'm not your dad!
Nemesis: That's 'cause you didn't pay child support!
Sati: Now that's comedy.