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It was the middle of the night, 2:00 am to be exact and puff puff humbert couldn’t fall asleep.

He couldn’t stop thinking about him. The guy he bumped into at one of his concerts, though he wasn’t really a stranger since he looked disturbingly a lot like puff.
“puff why are you still up, we have a song to record tomorrow morning” he heard a voice above him, it was none the less then benatar.

“benatar shut the fuck up limey im trying to sleep” quietly the drummer said from across them.
“guys y’all are making this worse” puff whispered back.
“but whats been bothering you puff?” the brit said

he just sighed, “well remember that concert a couple of days ago? Well i saw this guy and weirdly enough he looked a lot like me, like i’m not even exaggerating this guy was some clone of me. well after that i couldn’t stop thinking about it.”

“well sucks to be you, I can actually sleep so shut up” the metalhead said while turning to the side and putting the cover over his head.

“night puff, take some sleeping pills if you’d like” the blonde suggested before going back to sleep.

Puff rolled over closing his eyes and trying to avoid taking the pills benatar had put in the medicine cabinet, he soon drifted off into a peaceful slumber.

- in the morning -

Puff woke up to the smell of a mix of coffee and bacon coming from the kitchen of their rv.
“Get up midget you’ve gotta eat we’ve got a long ass day ahead” he heard a voice say behind him. “Thanks deejay got it” the brunette said rolling his eyes before yawning.

He got up and walked to the bathroom to brush his teeth, he couldn’t stop thinking about him, no matter how hard he tried he couldn’t forget about his face.

he walked out and hoped that breakfast could take his mind off this whole mess.

-

as he walked in the kitchen the first thing he noticed was axel eating like a wild animal, the drummer had no shame he was just stuffing his face with fried sausages and eggs.
“god you’re such a queer axel,” puff said jokingly. Axel just gave him a look and kept on eating.

“There’s a plate ready for you on the table if you’re hungry, though i’ve gotta say axel ate most of the good stuff so there’s just British beans and some ham” the blonde suggested without taking his eyes off the pot he was boiling water in.

“Gross” puff said under his breath, “I’ll just eat something on the way” he took a seat beside deejay and axel and decided to just focus on the new song they were going to record later.

- in the studio -

The band recorded for about 3 hours before deciding it was good enough. They all started to pack their instruments and head out for the day.

When opening the door puff lead the band past some other guys who were going in the recording rooms but froze after recognizing the face of the last person.

“Puff keep walking man whats wrong with you” Deejay exclaimed after bumping into the slighter shorter band member.

After hearing the studio door close Puff quickly turned around and with a stutter said “guys are you serious didn’t you see them?? They looked just like us but in a weird way”

“Yeah I noticed that too” Benatar spoke up from behind Deejay.
“I couldn’t care less, my arms fucking hurt” Axel commented while walking ahead of all 3 of them.

“Yeah puff i honestly didn’t notice them, let’s go” Deejay said following behind Axel.

“Ah fuck it” puff said out loud before turning around and busting in thought the recording room door into where the others were.

“Puff what are you doing!?” Benatar shouted while going in after his band mate.

“Okay listen up dickheads im not sure who the hell you guys are or why y’all look disturbingly a lot like me and my friends but I need answers NOW.” Puff quickly said out of breath.

“Woah relax asshole why are you coming in here yelling while we’re recording in the first place?” The other Puff said when getting up and walking over to his double.

They stared at each other for a while before Axel and Deejay walked thru the door looking around the room confused.

“Ew what the fuck happened to you?” Axel exclaimed pointing at his other self.

“too much of your moms pussy juices thats what” The other Axel said rolling his eyes.

Axel just laughed, “we’d technically have the same mom retard.”
Benatar walked over to puff and with a concerned but at the same time confused note asked puff “so this is the guy you were talking about?”

“Yes! guess im not crazy cuz there’s 4 clones now” puff said pointing at the other 3 band members in front of him.

“that’s cool i guess, if you guys aren’t busy tonight y’all can come to a party filled with drunk white people, it’s at xxxxx street” Deejay said while dragging Puff by the hood out the door.

Benatar and Axel just looked at each other and shrugged, after that they followed behind the other two.

“That was weird… whatever let’s just finish this up and get out of here” Puff 2 said returning to the mic he was at before being interrupted.

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It was late at night around 11:30pm when the crew arrived, the people there were just starting to get drunk. there was some douche hitting on a girl who clearly seemed uncomfortable, but the martians weren’t there for that, all they wanted to do was fill their bloodstream with alcohol and get laid.

They went in their separate ways to do their own thing and agreed to meet up before 1:00am when things really got wild.

Puff went to sit at the living room hoping to be able to sit beside some hottie but all he found were drunk white guys singing and wrapping their arms over each other.

“great there’s barely any chicks here, how am i supposed to get laid now??” Puff thought to himself

then suddenly someone sat beside him. “ah great this guy” puff said under his breath

it was none the less than his “clone,” puff puff.
“sooo there any girls you’ve got your eye on?” puff 2 said while looking around the room scanning the people there.

“no dud-“ Puff suddenly stopped talking and stared at a girl in the corner of the room. she was gorgeous, she had wavy light brown hair, sage green eyes, she was dressed in a white crop top, and some dark blue jeans. She seemed really drunk but puff didn’t care, he got up and walked over to her.

“Hey hot mama” Puff said putting his hand on the wall behind the girl. “What’s your name gorgeous?” the girl just looked at him and giggled “w-who are you?~” the girl said slurring and struggling to stand up.

“I’m Puff puff Humbert but your fine ass can call me Puff” he said smirking not taking his eyes of the brunette.

“Well puff im F-Flor” she said with a drunken smile, “let’s go upstarts and do fun stuff” she suggested giggling.

“Puff immediately jumped up and grabbed her hand, before leaving he turned around to where Puff 2 was at and gave him a thumbs up”

Puff 2 just flipped him the bird and took a gulp from his drink.

The two left to go upstairs.

It was kinda difficult since he had to help her up considering how wasted she was but they made it to the bedroom.

Puff started to take her top off trying to get to the point as quickly as possible. But before he could do anything else the girl threw up all over his favorite hoodie. “God so much for trying to get fucking laid! Gross…” Puff said and quickly ran out to find the closest bathroom there.

He didn’t even knock even after seeing the light on, he didn’t care he just wanted the vomit off.

But yet another surprised greeted him in the bathroom. His fucking drummer and keytarist making out in there, Benatar was against the sink with his arms wrapped around the metalhead’s neck, Axel had one of his hands up the brit’s shirt and the other on his hip. Both of them seemed to be really into it, Benatar opened his eyes and the moment he saw Puff he pulled away and slapped Axel on the face.
“g-get off me…fag!” Benatar said.

“yo ben what the f-“ Axel was he turned around to see Puff standing there in shock staring at them both.

“WAIT YOU GUYS ARE FAGGOTS WHAT THE FUCK??” Puff finally spoke. “Whatever not my problem i just need to get this throw up off my hoodie and i’ll be out.” Puff calmly walked over to the sink Benatar was at and started scrubbing off the vomit with a toothbrush.

“Oookay well im gonna go get something to drink, ya want anything?” Axel said as he walked over to the bathroom door. “Yeah actually I could reall-“ Puff said before being interrupted. “yeah i wasn’t really asking you nor do I care,” he said then looked at the blonde waiting for a response “oh maybe just a coke im not really in the mood for drinking too much” Benatar said back.

“Holy shit you guys weren’t even drunk when making out? god” Puff commented.
Axel just rolled his eyes and headed downstairs to get the drinks.

Awkwardly standing there and not saying anything for a good minute Benatar decided to go follow Axel not before giving Puff a pat on the back.

Now puff was by himself struggling to clean his favorite hoodie, or so he thought.
Seconds later after Benatar left he heard someone knock on the door frame behind him.

“What happened i thought you were getting your dick sucked by that hot chick?” puff 2 laughed walking over to the other Puff.

“aw gross” he whispered staring at the hoodie in the sink, “sorry dude that must suck” puff 2 said walking out.

Puff gave up and just threw his hoodie in a plastic bag he found laying around, he went and sat next to Puff 2 by the stairs who was just drinking and chilling out.

“So anything new? Other than you getting thrown up on” Puff 2 said looking at Puff beside him.

Puff laughed, “well when i walked in the bathroom i found Axel and Benatar straight up making out, funniest shit i’ve ever seen.”

“Dude no way you’re serious?? Wow and I thought Axel hated Benatar!”

“Me too! Honestly it was really shocking, I almost couldn’t believe it.” Puff said laughing.

they slowly went quiet and just looked at each other for a good 10 seconds before going in for a kiss, it didn’t even last long before Puff 2 pulled away. “Wow okay that was..” puff didn’t even speak he just went back to kissing him.

soon enough what was a kiss turned into a sloppy make out session between the two in a bedroom downstairs.

“S-Slow down Puff! God l-let me catch my breath” Puff 2 stuttered while Puff took his hoodie and shirt off.

Puff just bit his neck instead, during that he was also taking off his belt and pulling his pants down.

“mmmhm- oh y-yea right there Puff~!” Puff 2 moaned going under Puff’s shirt grabbing on to his back.

they were a hot mess struggling to remove each other’s clothing, once Puff 2’s shirt was off Puff moved onto his pants, he quickly pulled them off and threw them on the ground.

He was able to see the wet bulge on Puff 2’s white boxers.
Just like the pants, Puff pulled them down and revealed Puff 2’s dick.

His dick was no different from Puff’s, actually it looked just like puff’s dick, same balls, shape, color and all of that.
He didn’t really care since it was a clone of him so this wasn’t really a surprise.

Puff moved down enough so his face would be at Puff 2’s crotch level, he looked at it for a bit debating wether he wanted this or not, after that Puff gently licked the tip of his dick, he then put the whole tip in his mouth and swirled his tongue all around it.

“That’s good..oh keep going Puff this feels amazing~” Puff 2 said while grabbing a handful of Puff’s brown hair.

Puff slowly shoved the dick deeper into his mouth, his throat tightly wrapping around it.

Tears were forming at the corner of his eyes and he felt like gagging but stopped himself, after all this was his first time sucking dick.

Puff successfully took the full thing and felt his nose hitting Puff 2’s trimmed pubes, he looked up at him and mentally smirked after seeing how much of a mess Puff 2 was.

After taking the dick out of his mouth followed a long strand of saliva that connected Puff’s tongue to Puff 2’s dick.

he coughed for a bit and looked back up at Puff 2. “god…you okay Puff?” Puff 2 asked looking down at him, he put his hand on his cheek and smirked.

Puff just nodded and opened his mouth to say something but was stopped after having his head forcefully shoved back to the dick.

This time Puff 2 was leading him by grabbing onto his hair and bobbing his head up and down, speeding up every time. Puff couldn’t do much but just accept it and take it as best as he could.

He slightly crossed his eyes from the feeling of Puff 2’s dick repeatedly hitting the back of his throat but god did he love it…

Puff grabbed his hips hoping he’d slow down since the speed was too much for him but Puff 2 ignored him and kept going. Finally he came, no warning or anything he just came all in his used mouth.
Puff quickly realized and took the dick out of his mouth once again trying to avoid choking on his cum.

Puff started coughing it up into his hands, the feeling and taste was like no other which he weirdly didn’t mind much.

“y-you could’ve…warned m-me asshole” puff said struggling to talk with cum still in his throat.

“yeah but where’s the fun in that” Puff two said handing him a tissue so that he could wipe with.

Puff just stood up wiping all cum possible off and got on the bed pinning Puff 2 down. “well it’s my turn now ya fucking bastard” he said looking down at his ass.

He then put lube on his fingers and shoved them in Puff 2’s hole which caused him to let out a loud moan. realizing what he did Puff 2 covered his mouth with one hand and grabbed Puff’s wrist with the other.

Puff just laughed and moved his fingers around making sure to stretch him out enough so it wouldn’t hurt too much but he’d also be able to get his payback.

“mflmhm” Puff 2 muffled, “what was that? i can’t quite hear you speak up” Puff said with a sly look on his face.

Puff 2 took his hand away from his mouth but before he could say anything Puff shoved his fingers deeper into him making him moan even more.

He then took his fingers out of him and reached over for the lube on the counter. “Huh seems like the party owner is pretty considerate” puff said while putting lube all over his still hard dick.

“Just hurry up and put it in, god you talk so much” Puff 2 told him. “Okay jeez horny much” Puff giggled.

He grabbed Puff 2’s thigh while getting closer and lining up his dick to Puff 2’s hole.

Then without saying anything, he shoved his dick halfway into him.

Puff 2 gasped and arched his back a bit, after he caught his breath and he smacked puff on the arm. “You could’ve said something first asshole!” Puff just rolled his eyes, “now doesn’t that sound familiar?” He answered in a sarcastic tone.

Puff 2 just let out a small groan and signaled him to start moving. Puff did as told and slowly started thrusting in and out of him carefully picking up the pace.

With each thrust going in deeper and deeper and slowly getting rougher. Puff then leaned down over to kiss him, this time it was with more tongue and a lot sloppier.

They were both lightly moaning from this, Puff was still however thrusting deep in him. The faster he was going the closer he felt to climax.
Puff then grabbed onto Puff 2’s dick and started quickly stroking it up and down in hope they’d cum at the same time.

Puff 2 pulled away and quietly said “puff don’t- mmh…ah f-fuck im gonna cum-!” Puff 2 said twitching at the overwhelming feeling Puff caused him to experience.

“Oh me too..” Puff groaned with each of his thrusts getting sloppier showing that he was close to climax.

Finally they came, unfortunately Puff came inside him but before doing in none of them even suggested using protection since well they’re both boys and there’s nothing that could really go wrong, right….?

Puff 2 groaned, sweating and panting slowly coming to his senses, and so did Puff. They were both out of breath so Puff pulled out watching his dick come out covered in the white substance. He nervously smiled after watching what he’d done.

After that they laid there for a bit before Puff randomly sprung up trying to put his clothes back on.
“Dude relax what’s the rush?” Puff 2 said while staring at the panicked brunette.

“I totally forgot I was supposed to meet up with my band like an hour ago, now there’s going to be a bunch of drunk white frat boys yelling and throwing stuff around while i’m by myself!” Puff exclaimed without taking his eyes off his clothes.

“oh chill out it can’t be that bad, plus they’re probably looking for you so it won’t be too hard to find them” Puff 2 said while sitting up.

Suddenly the door was pushed open with a familiar voice following, “yeah fuck Puff bro like so what if i want to make out with my friend? That doesn’t mean im gay! It’s only gay if you forget to say no homo after”
…great it was Axel and Benatar, but before he could say anything the two had already laid their eyes on both of the Puffs in the room, one naked and the other struggling to put his clothes back on.

“Holy shit don’t tell me you guys- no way” Axel said trying not to laugh. However Benatar beside him burst out laughing.

Puff just sighed and threw one of the pillows that was on the bed at them. “Whatever… where’s deejay at?” He said walking over to the taller band mate.
“Why? You wanna fuck him too ya queer?” Axel said teasing.

“shut up you’re the fucking queer! Making out in the bathroom at a party” Puff shouted back. “I thought you hated this fucking brit??”

“Well you know Benatar’s just….like- it’s hard to explain but there’s just something about him, I can’t help myself”
The drummer said grinning and putting his arm around The blonde beside him.

“But this is on a whole other level Puff jeez!” Benatar spoke up pointing at the other Puff sitting on the bed across from them.

Puff shoved them out the bedroom door, “I don’t care let’s go find deejay and leave! This party sucks ass” puff walked out the room without looking back or saying anything else to Puff 2.

He didn’t really care though, he just cleaned himself up, got dressed, and went to look for his band members.