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Published:
2022-08-19
Completed:
2022-08-23
Words:
302
Chapters:
2/2
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So Who Wants Cake

Summary:

FAThEr ssadID thstST this OSrld itsntl for mEEE I tryZRed to Pray For a New eatlty sO cOme to meee ihreiufdhjcufhdskjmxcwe cwn change tnight tynto dsaaaaaaaaaadfyf

Chapter 1

Chapter Text

Cakey sat up in a tree, eating cake because eating cake is what she does best.
Yes cake.
mmMm

Norman is trying to climb the tree
trying to get the cake
he wants it

he's hungry

Feed the norman

feed him.

Feed him now,,

 

Charon is a spider
and because he's a spider

he doesn't need cake he has bugds.

Bugds are tasty for spider yes mm

Trash dentist looked over at Norman

"So why was the moth tied up?"

He shrugged, and went back to tying up the moth.

"And how does the bottle keep score"

He'd shrug again, throwing the moth into Trash's face.

It'd fly into his mouth and choke him to death from the inside.

 

Charon waved all six of his arms around to Cakey

"So, you like drugs I mean bugs"

"DRUGS??"

He'd start doing the hustle like Majima Goro

 

Oh my god Majima Goro

goes to change all the tags

 

"This fic is like one of those badly animated tf2 youtube videos that are supposed to be funny but aren't"

"Yeha you're right Majima"

 

Kiryu and Majima proceeded to dance to friday night
because tonight is friday night

i just though tof soemthung

goes to changetags again

 

Oh my god it's robot man with the funny jaw
screams

Doktor turn of my ad blocker
But raiden i can't save you from the hot single milfs in your area
just do it
alright then

wAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUGUGHHHHH[spotify ad sound]Wantabreakfromtheads

 

The end

Chapter 2: Thumbs up emoji

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Hi welcome to my rant about how much I hate the person
Who randomly texted me on discord

WHO THOUGHT SKEKSIS
WERE HOT

Sir.
Ma'am.
Human.

They
Are not hot.

Why

What the fuck people

My hope for humanity
has diminshed
to nothing.

Anyway.

 

Jetstream sam teleports into TDC, all Skeksis eradicated by giant cyborg man.