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He knows the sink is blocked, so why doesn't he call the plumber and - more importantly - arrange a time to let the plumber in to fix the problem?

Something to do with plumbing?

He's just a housewife. It's a no-brainer.

"202-08-27-04-58"

Felix said as he dialled the number his friend had sent him, recommending the company he had previously dealt with.

"Hello, you've reached the W.A.P.; we're plumbers. How can we help you?" A friendly operator spoke.

"Hi there!"

"I'm in desperate need of your services, my kitchen sink won't give me any water, I really think it's blocked but I have no idea, and my friend who recently used your services mentioned to me that your superstar plumbers are all-rounders."

"Of course, thank you for contacting us. We could make an appointment for you to see one of our field experts tomorrow afternoon at 12.30."

"That would be great, yes, please!" You've been so helpful. Felix beamed.

After exchanging his home details and method of payment, he felt so relieved to have his appointment.

Bang Chan was a plumber.

He was very knowledgeable, with more than 25 years of experience.

He has also never failed to provide five-star service.

As he drove up in his red work van, he stepped out wearing blue denim overalls.

He is well aware of how ugly the overalls are.

He makes his way up to the said customer's house number.

He didn't even knock on the front door.

The white door swung open to reveal a fluffy blonde-haired boy jumping out from behind the door, a sunshine radiating from him as he smiled.

"Hello, I'm Felix. Thank you so much for coming to see me."

Taking it with his own palm, Bang Chan shook the younger boy's as they shook hands.

"No problem. I'm Chan. If you show me what your problem is, I'll just try my best to solve it for you," his gruff voice spoke, trying to calm the cute little housewife.

Felix gestured him inside as he closed the door behind him and led the way into his kitchen.

Felix found the older plumber he was fucking attractive. He had strong muscles bulging through his overalls. He was very handsome, with strong features that were almost intimidating.

Chan completed his assessment of the sink in about 20 minutes and concluded that all he needed to do was replace the strainer and redirect the water flow system.

It made Chan's job ten fucking times harder as he had noticed Felix dusting and tidying up around him. Bent over in a tiny little tight skirt, seductively wiggling, sending the blood rushing straight to his half-hardened cock.

When he had finished dusting his upper cupboards, he had turned to see that the plumber's overalls suddenly looked tight and strained.

"Er, are you OK?" "Can I get you anything Chan?" Felix asked cutely.

"You need to sit down or put some trousers on. I can't fix this. Your wiggling bum is distracting me," he said calmly, trying not to be rude.

"That sounds like a you problem. Look at the sink, not me," Felix shrugged.

"You're parading around like a cock-tease with your skirt hiked all the way up, nobody casually dusts face down all the way up and shows me your panties," Bang Chan was very agitated as he spoke with an angry vein protruding from his neck to his head.

Felix made his way over, kneeling next to Chan's leg and placing a small, delicate hand on his thigh.

Chan has bulged in his years of this profession. He has never experienced anything like this.

"Can you show me your cock? I want to see Felix flutter his long, fluttering eyelashes and send a throb straight to Chan's raging cock."

He wasn't the type, but the way Felix's pornographic antics had seduced him was too much for a sane man.

Chan's moves quickly, taking off his work belt, deep pockets filled with tools for various parts.

He takes his zip and pulls it down, slowly revealing his well-built, deliciously sculpted body, like a pure muscle man.

Felix's hands worm their way down to his boxers, making quick work of them as he pulls them down, revealing the plumber's massive cock, which pops out and slaps Felix's cheek. Felix's eyes go wide with hunger as he catches a brief glimpse of it, half hard and still too much for his hand to wrap around, the head of the cock plump and an extensive set of round balls hanging low underneath. "Fuck... "I enjoy being a distraction," he mumbles to himself.

He went down, sucking kisses over the head and down the veiny length, licking wetly up and down the underside as it was dragged hot and heavy across his face, kissing the plumber's big balls all over before taking a nut into his mouth to slurp on loudly. The plumber's sweaty, manly scent draws Felix's nose closer until Felix buries his face in the thick bush of coarse pubic hair at the base of the older man's cock, breathing in the plumber's intoxicating musk until his lungs are ready to burst, the dominant aroma seducing his cock friend in ways Felix didn't know were possible. It's... familiar enough to alarm Felix's tipsy brain, but another deep whiff of the plumber's masculine scent has Felix's eyes fluttering and his briefs getting sticky.

Felix squeezes and strokes the older man's cock until it's hard and throbbing in his hand, at least ten inches long and as thick as Felix's forearm. The plumber's thick fingers slide soothingly through Felix's sunshine hair and Felix resists the urge to look up, wanting to enjoy the rush of pleasing a complete stranger for as long as he can. He moves to take the fat cockhead between his pink lips, sucking and collecting salty pre-cum on his tongue. With two fists stroking the centimetres he can't swallow, Felix bobs his head back and forth on the man's cock, filling his mouth to the brim until the plumber hits the back of his throat, jaw wide open and drool dripping from the corner of his mouth. With the lewd sounds of his wet slurping and muffled moans, Felix gives the sloppiest blowjob of his entire housewife career, intending to gobble down this older man's hot load until he's drowning in it.

His efforts are interrupted when the plumber interrupts him, grabs his hand and pulls him up against his kitchen dining table.

Felix struggles to find a good reason to back away as the older man leans over him, pinning Felix to the table with his face in Felix's slender neck. "B-But... we shouldn't..." Felix's voice weakens as the older man's hand wedges between his smooth thighs and rubs against his pussy, wetness drenching his large palm within seconds.

Chan's mouth catches a plump, dark nipple. His fingers sneak into Felix's panties to run up and down his wet slit and Felix completely forgets his reluctance. He gasps and buries his hands in the plumber's luscious dark hair as the older man nibbles at his pert nipple through the rough mesh fabric and runs his wet hands over his chest. Chan's thick, long fingers sink into Felix's sticky wetness, the older man growling into Felix's chest as Felix clenches tightly on cue. His thumb finds Felix's clit and circles it with just enough pressure to keep Felix bucking into his hand, on the verge of oozing all over the older man's hand.

Deeply lost in the hot pleasure, Felix doesn't notice the plumber pulling off his trousers and wrapping Felix's shapely legs around his broad waist until Felix feels the blunt cockhead rubbing between his pussy lips, coating them in Felix's stickiness. The older man hovers over him with those intense dark eyes and Felix has to tear his gaze away to marvel at how dangerously massive the older man's cock is compared to his little pussy. "God, your... cock is colossal." There was a mixture of praise and apprehension in Felix's voice. He was sure he was about to be ripped open.

Chan laughs loudly, as if Felix isn't sweating profusely. He grabs Felix's tiny waist and massages the circles on Felix's hips. "Only the best for my client." Chan winks.

It is the only warning Felix gets before the plumber's hips move forward, slowly spreading Felix's tight little pussy around him and thrusting into himself. They both close their eyes, Felix from the pain of a cock so huge that it stretches his body by force, the older man from having his cock suffocated in tight, slippery heat he has never known. Felix bites his cherry lips to muffle his painful, aching moans, one arm across his wrinkled face and the other hand on the plumber's wrist like a vice, but he never tells the older man to stop. There is something so satisfying about feeling the size of the cock impaling him and the manliness of the plumber giving it to him, hissing as the man polishes his hot insides. Satisfaction only grows as Chan sinks deeper into him, breaking him until the older man is sitting on a pulled out dining chair, holding him tightly in his lap.

The older man only stops when he's balls deep in Felix and they both catch their breath. As the pain subsides and the uncomfortable pressure in his stomach becomes more noticeable, Felix opens his eyes to stare at the cock-shaped bulge in his once-flat stomach, both impressed and disturbed by how well his body can accommodate something so fucking huge.

"It feels so fucking good, doesn't it?" Chan asks suddenly, pulling Felix's eyes up to meet his. His voice is rougher than usual and his grin is almost feral. "This is how a first class cocktease deserves to be beaten," "Anything less is an insult to your whore ways."

The compliment is unorthodox, but Felix still blushes at being praised so openly. He turns away, covering it with a groan. "Just - just move, Mr. You talk too much."

The plumber delivers without hesitation, slowly pulling himself halfway out of Felix's pussy and slamming himself right back in. Felix hiccups from the power behind the older man's hips and only gets louder as the thrusts get faster, the lewd sounds of their hips meeting and the older man's large and swollen balls slapping his face, audible even over the background TV noise. Felix is leaking, drooling like a fountain, yet it feels like the plumber is just barely squeezing inside him, stroking his walls as thoroughly as he's stretched into the sleeve for this older man's cock. Chan revels in Felix's tightness, his big hands around Felix's dainty, tight waist hard enough to leave bruises, his burning gaze moving from the imprint of his cock moving in Felix's stomach to Felix's soft tits bouncing with each thrust, and then to Felix's face to see the pleasure completely overtake him.

Even though he's already stuffed to the brim and feels torn open by the monumental cock's repeated thrusts, Felix still wants more. He shakily reaches up the older man's muscular back until he reaches his tight ass cheeks and grips them to push the older man deeper. "F-fuck me, fuck me, ahh, yeah, p... please, more, a-alpha," Felix mumbles mindlessly, his toes curling with pulsing pleasure, his legs dangling in the air. The plumber obliges again, leaning over Felix with his elbows on either side of Felix's head against the hardwood, lifting his hips high and pounding down mercilessly. Felix arches from the table, his eyes rolling back in his head, his body bouncing up and down on the creaking wood from the full weight of the older men's reckless thrusts. The euphoria spreads harshly from Felix's curled spine to his fingertips as he climaxes with a throaty wail, his muscles tightening and his juices squeezing around Chan's rock-hard thickness. The plumber doesn't let up even as Felix's nails rake his skin from the overwhelming sensations, his dark eyes drinking in the pleasure he's given the younger man, watching Felix's expression distort.

It feels like Felix has lost hours of his memory as he comes down from his high, panting and his eyes fluttering in a daze. The pressure on his stomach has increased and he looks down blearily at his swollen belly, realising that the older man has just dumped a bucket load of pure, hot, potent cum straight into his womb. He can feel the intricate drops of cum already dripping from his creamy cunt. You... you actually... came inside me?" Felix accuses weakly, doing his best to look pissed as the older man pulls out of him completely.

"Ah, did I?" The older man asks cheerfully, not even bothering to hide his pleased smile at the state of Felix's worn-out little pussy, red and swollen and gaping with a pool of thick cum gushing out onto his wooden table on the floor. My mistake. "Well, I'll be more careful next time."

"Next time?" Felix curses under his breath, but he doesn't protest.

"I'll have to do a weekly check on your sink water flow," Chan said as if it were so obvious, and planted a kiss on Felix's pink cheeks.

Half an hour later.

when the plumber lifted Felix up in a princess carry to take him to the bathroom Felix had shown him.

Felix couldn't help but think that Plumber Chan had really got all his problems flowing and working. Truly, as a professional, he knows how to deal with all kinds of liquids at all times.

Chan, no longer a professional plumber, realised that he needed to grab his pipe and plunge it straight into Felix's tight leaky cunt for another quick pressure check. Safety first, for there was no safety in his mind, let alone first.

Strictly professionally, he could at least try not to shoot his load into Felix's unbearably tight waterworks system, but it would be either way, Bang Chan was a flow specialist anyway. He just personally wanted a second opinion.